#j → indiana jones (affections)

[speedystarshine]

Hey! Idk if your still doing the flower themed asks but if you are, could I have Cypress, Honeysuckle, and Hydrangea for Mal from TD? (Possibly + the other alters but only if that's okay with u),

First TD asks? AND It's these guys??? Hand in marriage anon, wowsers.

Mal (Emo boy)

Cypress- How does this yandere comfort their upset darling?

All I'm gonna say is good luck because he is NOT good with emotions at all.

Really, it depends what it is. If you're upset/crying because he kidnapped you or something of the sort, he'll just kinda scoff and then wait until your done.

Don't get me wrong, he does love you, and he'll definitely feel bad about it later but.... It's Mal.

If it was something else entirely, like you just feel shitty or something bad happened, he'll tease you a little bit before awkwardly patting you on the back. That's the most you'll get though, he has an image to maintain after all :(

Honeysuckle- Would this yandere prefer to "tie-down" their darling through marriage or having/adopting kids?

I mean...

I can definitely see him going for marriage, he doesn't really care about the tradition part of it, but he does like the fact that you have to get through a LOT of paperwork if you wanna try to leave him.

(Also, the fact that he's labelled as your 'husband' instead of 'boyfriend' isn't all that bad either.)

With kids? He'd rather...not-

But he definitely thinks about it from time to time.

Hydrangea- How would this yandere react if the darling gave them affection? What is their internal thought process like?

'Fucking FINALLY'(/j)

Really awkward at first honestly-

But also he'd be really confused. Like, you're showing him? Affection? He knows he isn't the nicest person around (is proud of it, actually) so he's a little suspicious.

He also happens to be really touch starved, so instantly melts into it. You're not getting away from it for like, two days though. He'd throw a tantrum and you do NOT want that.

Svetlana (our beloved 🥰)

Cypress- How does this yandere comfort their upset darling?

Oh. Oh no.

This woman is a worrywart at heart, so the second you show even a hint of upset she's all over you (even if she is the reason-)

Please don't cry she'll cry too 😭

She'll cuddle up to you in a blanket and read/ramble to you, she just wants you to be happy again :)

Probably makes a bunch of dumb jokes and if you giggle at them she'll be so proud and won't stop talking for the rest of the night

Gives you a gazillion plushies because let's face it even if she had you tied up in a basement she would treat you RIGHT

Honeysuckle- Would this yandere prefer to "tie-down" their darling through marriage or having/adopting kids?

It's not something she would constantly think about, but she would be thinking about it CONSTANTLY if the thought was to come to her, y'know?

All in all, yes to both, but not just to "tie you down".

She truly believes that you two love each other and well, this is what people who love eachother do right?

Is in love if you were to go through with it, because even if you actually don't (>:() to her this is a massive sign that you love and trust her so much to want to spend the rest of your (un)willing life with her and -Oh! She's tearing up!

Is literally so giddy if you do were to have kids with her because she's with her most favourite people EVER and she wouldn't ask for anything else

Hydrangea- How would this yandere react if the darling gave them affection? What is their internal thought process like?

Is freaking out the whole time. Seriously.

You're like a personal serotonin booster, so she'll be SO excited if you were to show any form of affection to her.

Isn't able to sit still at all and probably scoops you up and swings you around in her arms out of excitement because!! she just loves you!! So much!!

Eventually calms down, and sits down to cuddle with you with a dopey grin :)

Manitoba (Indiana Jones ripoff/j)

Cypress- How does this yandere comfort their upset darling?

Is most likely super stressed and awkward with the situation because he really kidnapped a person and thought they WOULDN'T be upset fr 🙄

But seriously. He has no idea what to do at all, so he goes silent (which is rare) and just... Sits, next to you, awkwardly rubbing your back at random intervals.

When you've calmed down, literally just acts like it didn't happen and asks if you want to hear about more of his adventures 😐

He's trying okay

Honeysuckle- Would this yandere prefer to "tie-down" their darling through marriage or having/adopting kids?

Hear me out, this guy would be great with kids. Okay, so maybe not so great safety wise, but he's definitely got the spirit!

He's about 50/50 with it, is totally aware that it'll tie you down further but also really loves them :)

Even though he's an adventurer at heart, he's also a sucker for some sweet domestication too. (Ah, another *insert number of kids you have* to be subject to his stories >:))

Just a warning, don't let him name them. Take that as you will.

Hydrangea- How would this yandere react if the darling gave them affection? What is their internal thought process like?

He's... he's actually pretty chill? Like sure, mentally he's absolutely dying inside, but the most acknowledgement you'll get is slightly flushed cheeks and a smirk.

He does appreciate it though! It's just, in his head, he wants to make sure it's a daily thing and thinks that overreacting might make you only do it on special occasions.

Acts like he's training a hamster fr 😭✋

TDLR: He's a whiny bitc and wants affection every second

Vito

Cypress- How does this yandere comfort their upset darling?

The type of person to tell a sad person "Don't be sad!" 😐😐

He'll pull you onto his lap and play with your hair because... That's what people like, right?

Yeah, he's a flirt, but doesn't know for shit what to do when it actually comes to the emotional stuff.

Honeysuckle- Would this yandere prefer to "tie-down" their darling through marriage or having/adopting kids?

Marriage, definitely! With kids...

Nope. Please do NOT let this man within five meters of kids ever.

He literally does not know how to look after a tiny human being, half of his mind is saying that he looked after you so how hard could it be and the other half (probably Mal coming through tbh) is telling him to put it in the microwave.

He's also just generally awkward around kids- but please no matter how hard he begs do NOT

Hydrangea- How would this yandere react if the darling gave them affection? What is their internal thought process like?

*fuccboy smirk*

Mentally going "oh HELL yeah"

He sees it as normal really! But he's just happy that you're initiating it this time.

Gives you a little peck on the cheek as a reward and then keeps doing whatever he's doing

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*cries and sobs* WHY did these take so long

[newtonsheffield]

Edwina!!! what a dream of a sister, what a dream of an update - thank you so much for all the work you put into this universe, it brings so much joy into my life, which - with this whole pandemic thing - is not that joyful right now. thank you thank you thank you!! also: Matthew and Edwina have never been of much interest to me until that update today but now I am curious - any headcanons about the two of them that you would like to share?

Ahhhh Edwina!  Edwina and Kate’s relationship is very near and dear to my heart. My sister and I grew up very separate from our large extended family because we grew up in Australia and the rest of our family is still in the UK and as a result we’re very close. Edwina reminds me of my sister very much and she is genuinely my favourite person in this world (Natalie Portman excluded because I believe her to be an ethereal being more so than a human) so I genuinely loved writing this week’s update and I hope I did Edwina justice!

Edit because I very rudely forgot to respond to part of your message! I’m so glad this scrappy little series is helping you through this difficult time. I cannot tell you how touched I am to hear that this series has an impact on anyone’s life even in the smallest way!

Okay! Sweet Matthew Bagwell who just genuinely fell in love with Edwina, and then had to deal with her Brother in law who seemed to take his very presence as an affront as he glowered at him reading a story to Edwina’s tiny Nephew, even as Kate said Never mind Anthony, he thinks he’s very scary. And Matthew privately thought that Anthony thought right. 

Matthew Bagwell had been having a very very bad day. His dig proposal was shot down nearly immediately. Someone on a school trip had gotten far too close to an exhibit which had set off all sorts of alarms. And the archaeology class he was teaching for the University of London had had one very bored attendee who kept humming the theme song to Indiana Jones. He’d been texting his brother to bail on their movie plans later, rounded the corner and banged right into someone. He’d looked down to apologise and found himself looking down at the most startlingly beautiful woman he’d ever seen and his breath was stolen from his body. Her eyes seemed to be burning into his, her dark hair falling around her face in soft waves, and then he realised he’d actually bumped into two someone’s because the tiny baby wearing a triceratops onesie complete with a hood strapped to her front started crying. I’m so sorry! Now I’ve made your son cry Matthew stuttered out stooping to look at the very adorable baby pulling a little face as the baby started giggling happily. We ran into you This woman’s musical voice drifted down to him and his heart just about stopped beating as her face broke into a beautiful smile and she said He’s my nephew, just by the way. And suddenly, though he’d never been the most confident person... ever something about this woman made him want to try summoning all his courage to say I’m Matthew!  a jolt went straight through him when she took his hand and said lightly Edwina that breathtaking smile still on her face when she said And this is Edmund, we’re learning about the Dinosaurs today and Matthew took a deep breath clenching his fist as he said Umm it’s not my specialty but maybe I could help? And when he smiled at her as he turned to go hours later, having spent the most enjoyable day he’d possibly ever had at work with a woman who was smart and funny and clearly loved her nephew, he was very surprised when her voice called out Were you not even going to ask for my phone number?! And he’d practically fallen over himself to get back to her, his phone outstretched and something familiar had twigged in the back of his brain when he’d seen her name Edwina Sheffield and when he got back home and his eyes landed on the magazine his mother had left there his brain stalling as he recognised the woman on the cover. He could only let out a very startled Fuck 

Edwina’s heart had practically beat out of her chest when she’d left Matthew at the museum, a smile stuck on her face the whole way back to Kate’s. Even when Kate had teased her Edwina Sheffield you sly dog, are you using my baby to pick up men? Oh my god! Anthony! My sister is using our child to hunt down men ready for marriage! And Anthony had appeared already scowling clearly ready to shoo a man from his living room Edwina had very half heartedly rolled her eyes and said Shut up Kate!  and biting her lip she said it was just kind of nice to meet someone who didn’t... know who I was. And Kate had stopped laughing immediately, Well he’d be stupid not to call you Eddie. And yet a week later he hadn’t. And Edwina was feeling more than a little disheartened even as she took Edmund back to the museum the next week as was her routine almost dreading running into the man who’d had the kindest smile she’d ever seen and actually seemed genuinely interested in what she had to say, not just what she looked like. And Jesus christ there he was, right by the coffee cart in the entrance hall his eyes darting around the foyer and her heart sank when she saw the magazine he was carrying, her face right there on the cover. And god help her she turned and walked right out of the foyer as their eyes met, tears pricking the whole way. Edwina wait!  Matthew’s frantic voice called after her, his footsteps pounding on the pavement outside, his long strides catching her embarrassingly quickly his hand tentatively touching her shoulder as she spun towards him desperately wanting to be angry but just feeling desperately stupid Matthew can we please not do this? I know, it’s a very good story to take to your friends that you shagged Edwina Sheffield, and I’ll admit you put in much more effort than most to pretend you didn’t know but it usually doesn’t end up being very fun for me and really I’m just- And his eyes looked so terrified for a second so wide that she stopped short, I really didn’t know! Last week I mean and god, then I went home and my mum had left this there and I felt so so stupid and I wanted to call you but God you’re so smart and funny and then you’re this as well and I thought you maybe did it as kind of a laugh like teasing a poor nerdy guy and I just panicked He was rambling so earnestly and God he just seemed so sweet, in the sweater that was obviously homemade, his glasses slipping down his nose that she couldn’t help herself from standing on her toes and pressing a soft kiss against his cheek. When she pulled back he looked positively stunned, his cheeks flushing red, as he touched his cheek in disbelief where her lips had been seconds before. And her heart swelled with affection when She said Just to be clear, Matthew. I think you’re very smart and funny, and yes, very cute, and I’d very much like to go out with you. 

And when he got down on one knee right there in the spot they’d first met, even though it had only been seven months she knew exactly what she was going to say before he’d even managed to stutter out the question.        

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Jasmine and Jade

@katblu42 gift for @bonsaiiiiiii

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“International Rescue, we have a situation,” John’s holographic figure announced as the last echoes of the alarm died away.  Once he was sure he had the full attention of his brothers and sister he filled them in.  “An EPIRB device has been activated in a remote section of a national park in Vietnam. Local authorities have requested assistance.  The remote location combined with challenging terrain makes access to the area difficult.  There is also a weather concern.  Heavy rainfall expected to hit the area soon and continue over the next 12 hours will likely cause rock falls and mud slides as well as flooding in the cave systems.”

“How many people are we looking for?”  Virgil asked, already on his way to his launch chute.

“The EPIRB device is registered as belonging to a pair of visitors who entered the national park two days ago.”  John replied.  “This rescue could turn ugly quickly.  I suggest you take Alan and Gordon with you on this one.  Thunderbird 4 may be required to traverse the river system that runs through the caves and canyons.”

“FAB,” two voices responded as the youngsters raced off to suit up.

“I’ll head out there too,” Scott suggested.  “I’ll liaise with the local authorities and park rangers and co-ordinate on site.”

“FAB.”

And with that Kayo was left alone in the sunken lounge to wait and watch as her brothers took off towards Vietnam.

Jasmine was exhausted.  The fall had left her battered and bruised, scrapes and scratches all over her hands, knees, forearms and shins from her attempts at grabbing hold of something on the way down. 

Initially when they had cut the rope she thought she had a chance of making it to the top without the safety of Jade’s belay.  Then she’d heard the gunshot.  She hadn’t dared look down to where she could hear Jade yelling for her to get out and get help.  But when she’d looked up there was someone waiting for her, a stranger with a vicious grin and a gun. 

Fear had frozen her to the spot as she’d tried to figure out whether to go up or attempt to climb back down and help Jade.  In the end fate decided for her as her hand had begun to slip on rocks already slick from earlier rain.  Her attempt to adjust her hold failed and she slid several feet before hitting a protruding rock. Hard.  She’d jarred her right hip but managed to hold fast and catch her breath. 

She had caught sight of the canyon floor below her and seen Jade being dragged back toward the cave entrance by two men dressed like Indiana Jones wannabes.  She could hear a voice above her but she hadn’t thought he was talking to her – maybe the guys below that had Jade were talking to the guy above through some kind of radio.  Jasmine had tried to haul herself into a sitting position on the rock, but her foot had hit loose stones and she’d slipped again, this time bouncing and scraping down the cliff face until reaching the bottom. 

“You still alive down there?” a male voice had bellowed from the top of the cliff. 

Instinct told Jasmine not to answer.  Instead she had taken time to asses her injuries.  Nothing broken, so far as she could tell.  Her hip was complaining, there were tears in her clothing and blood stains beginning to appear in places, the cuts in her left leg needed dressing, but didn’t look too deep, and her right ankle was tender, but otherwise she considered herself very lucky. 

Taking stock of her surroundings she realised she had landed a few metres away from where her original ascent had begun.  Jade’s backpack was still lying on the ground next to the severed belay line.  When Jasmine attempted to retrieve the backpack another gunshot rang out, and the bullet ricocheted off the rocks a few feet to her left.  Looking up she spied the gunman far above her and her heart lurched in fear – for him.

“Get back from the edge!” she yelled up at him.  It was mere seconds later that the rock he stood on gave way and he was tumbling down the rockface.

Now she was sitting with her back against rocks, tired and sore, beginning to shiver as the cloud cover increased, trying to keep an unconscious, unknown enemy alive.  She had activated the EPIRB alarm from her own pack, and used the medical kit Jade had carried in hers to treat what she could of the man’s injuries as well as the cut on her own leg.  She had tried the man’s radio, but it seemed to have been broken in the fall.  She had considered leaving him and going after Jade, wondering why the other men had taken her, and what they might be doing to her, but staying put was safer.  She just had to trust that someone would come in answer to her beacon in time to find and rescue Jade.

The canyon was rapidly growing dark.  A look skyward confirmed the ominous threat presented by the gathering storm clouds.  Jasmine could hear the rumble of distant thunder as the rain began to pelt the surrounding rock and the surface of the river that ran through the canyon.  This was why she and Jade had given up on their quest for the next clue in the treasure hunt and decided to make their way back out of the canyon.  They were right on the edge of the rainy season, and once the rain began it would not take long for the water level in the river to rise.  The cave system was known to be prone to flooding.  Water would come at you from below, with the river and its network of creeks and streams winding through the various caverns, tunnels and caves, and from above trickling down through cracks, crevices and swallow holes in the rocks and earth overhead.  Rock and mudslides in these caverns and caves were common in heavy rain and Jasmine and Jade had stayed as long as they dared before this weather system had arrived.

Despite the cold and the rain and the intense worry about the wellbeing of her closest friend Jasmine must have fallen asleep.  She didn’t remember closing her eyes, but now she was struggling to open them.  She was aware that the distant and intermittent rumbles of thunder seemed to have become much louder, closer.  There was something not quite right about the deep rumbling sound reverberating through the canyon.  Between the loud cracking booms that came seconds after lightning the rumbling sound never completely died away, and instead of fading it seemed to be growing consistently louder.  It was the oddness of the sound that gave her the mental strength to drag her eyes open.  The river had moved closer to her – or rather the water level had risen significantly and she wondered how long she’d been asleep.  She could feel the rumble of the thunder now, vibrating through her bones, unceasing and growing in intensity.  The realisation that this wasn’t thunder came milliseconds before she saw the flash of blue and silver overhead.  Not thunder – a Thunderbird.

“Thunderbird 5, I’ve arrived at the coordinates and have a visual on two small all-terrain vehicles and what appears to be a campsite,” Scott reported.  “Commencing bioscan now.”

John was keeping a close eye on the weather.  His own scans were being hampered by the storm activity.  The topography of the area didn’t help either with the deep, narrow canyons surrounded by steep cliffs and rocky outcrops, and the complex cave system beneath the dense rainforest requiring complex 3D ground penetrating scans.

“John, I’ve got two biosigns.  Looks like they’re at the bottom of the canyon, just below the campsite.  There’s nowhere to land Thunderbird 1, so I’m going to jetpack down and take a closer look.”

“FAB Scott.  Be careful.  I’m detecting some unpredictable wind gusts in that area.”  John’s eyes flicked across the various projections of information before him.  “Thunderbird 2 should reach your location in 4 minutes.”  He knew that information would not stop Scott from racing into danger, but he hoped it would help moderate any risky behaviour.

Scott set Thunderbird 1 into a hover over the canyon, opened the floor hatch and swung down before launching himself out into the rain and wind.  Seconds later he was crouched beside a shivering young woman with a thick, long, dark braid protruding from her climber’s helmet, and deep-set dark brown eyes that seemed to take a second to focus on him.

“I’m from International Rescue.  Are you injured?”  As he spoke Scott was visually checking for obvious signs of injury, noting the bandaged leg and the paleness of the girl’s skin.

“I-international Re-rescue?”  The shivering affected her speech, and her trembling fingers tried to grab hold of Scott’s arm.  “Jade!  Y-you have t-to help Jade.  They took her. P-p-please find Jade!!”

“Woah, let’s look after you first.  What’s your name?”  Scott already had a med-scanner out and proceeded to check her vital signs.

“Jasmine,” she stated simply.  “But J-jade …”

“I promise we’ll take care of Jade, but we’re gonna need to get you somewhere dry and warm and look after that leg of yours.”  Scott looked over at the jumble of rocks and dirt to his right and asked “Who’s your friend there?”

“N-not my f-friend.  H-he’s one of them!”  Jasmine’s eyes were wide with fear or anger, Scott couldn’t tell which.  “He had a gun.”

Scott needed more information, but his primary focus at that moment was the unconscious man.  His injuries were many and severe.  He needed Virgil’s medical expertise, and an urgent evacuation.

“Thunderbird 2, what’s your ETA?”  Scott now had the med-scanner on the pasty white guy who was barely clinging to life.  “I’ve got a critically injured man here who needs immediate evac, and a second patient with minor injuries but showing signs of shock.”

“We’re about 30 seconds out, Thunderbird 1.”  Virgil’s voice seemed quiet beneath the roar of the rain and Thunderbird 1’s engines as she remained hovering above.  “I’ll send the cradle down and get you all safely aboard.”

By the time Virgil had finished speaking Thunderbird 2’s engines had been added to the symphony echoing through the canyon.  Scott adjusted his ‘bird’s position so Virgil could hover directly above them and lower the rescue cradle as close as possible.

“Thunderbird 5,” Scott almost shouted over the background noise, “we need to locate an unknown number of people who entered the caves from this location.  One was taken in there against her will.”

“FAB, Scott.  I’m scanning now.”

Scott helped Jasmine to her feet as Alan and Gordon descended from Thunderbird 2 aboard the lowered rescue cradle.  Virgil had to fight the wind gusts to hold Two steady and prevent the cradle swinging sideways too much.  As soon as the downward motion stopped Scott assisted Jasmine into one of the seats and secured her restraints, while Alan and Gordon readied the hover stretcher.

Jasmine watched from her seat as the three rescue operatives carefully transferred the man to a hover stretcher and secured him to the cradle.  The one all in blue and silver with the dimples and blue eyes had made sure she was aboard and safely harnessed before turning his attention to the other patient.  She knew they had to help the man, but everything in her was insisting that they needed to be looking for Jade. 

The instant the hover stretcher was locked into its secure position in the cradle they were ascending towards the belly of the great green beast above them.  Scott directed his attention back to Jasmine, placing a comforting hand over hers were it sat trembling on her knee.

“We are running search scans to try and locate your friend,” he assured her.  “We will find her.”

She was still losing herself in the depths of those blue eyes that spoke of hope and reassurance when the cradle came to rest inside Thunderbird 2 and the hatch was closed.  There was movement around her, Scott helped her out of the seat and over to a fold-down bed in what she assumed was some kind of medical bay, while others fussed over the stretcher.  She couldn’t be sure, but she thought one of the men who had come down into the canyon had been replaced by one she hadn’t seen before.  Voices seemed to float through the space around her, but her attention was still held by the man who had come to her rescue.  He handed her a towel and had dry clothes for her to put on and a blanket to wrap around her.  He checked her scrapes and bruises, removed the bloodied bandage from her left leg, cleaned and re-bandaged those cuts and even handed her something hot to drink.  Tea.  Weak and sweet, but importantly hot enough to warm her hands as she held the cardboard cup, and spread warmth through her with every sip.

On the other side of the medical bay Virgil was busy assessing the condition of the man who had fallen some 15 meters down a ragged cliff face.  Alan had assumed piloting duties, freeing Virgil to do what he could for the man, assisted by Gordon.  There was a great deal of frowning and mumbled phrases that might have been curses between instructions and medical jargon.

“Scott,” Virgil turned to address the commander, “we need to get him to hospital now!  I’ve stabilised him as much as I can, but he needs much more than I can provide here.”

Before Scott could answer a flickering of holographic blue light burst forth from Scott’s forearm.

“I have a probable location for your missing people,” John informed them.  As he spoke a map of the area appeared in hologram form.  Three little red dots seemed to indicate life signs.  “They appear to be well inside the cave system, quite deep beneath the surface and not making much progress.  I’m trying to map the caves and tunnels as best I can, but there are difficulties.  Thunderbird 4 has the best chance of being able to reach them, but you’ll need to head downstream of your current location to launch.”

John showed them the location they’d need to head to in order to deploy Thunderbird 4, some 4km downstream where the canyon was wide enough to lower the module.  He also showed them the location of a doline located upstream of the position of the three life signs where an explorer POD could gain access to the caves.

“The water level in the caves is rising quickly,” John said, reappearing where the map had just been displayed, “and I have detected some rockslides in the vicinity.  These people may not have much time.”

“FAB, John.”  Scott looked across at Virgil and Gordon, formulating a plan of action as he spoke, and checking that the comm channel to Alan was open.  “Alan, take us downstream for module deployment, Gordon you’re heading out in Four.”

“FAB,” the two youngsters replied as one, Gordon rushing out to prepare for launch.

“Virgil, can we safely transfer your patient to Thunderbird One so I can get him to hospital?  You’ll need to head to the doline and drop off Alan in the POD then stand by to assist with the rescue when we find our three cavers.”

“We should be able to make the transfer at the location where we drop the module to launch Thunderbird 4.”  Virgil’s reply was delivered with a frown as he mentally calculated risks and logistical practicalities.  “I’ll have to transfer some equipment with him or he’ll never make it, even taking One’s speed into account.  I’d prefer it if I could go with him, but under the circumstances, we have little choice.”

The two men exchanged a look of determined resignation and a nod.  Virgil’s eyes flicked across to Jasmine and back to Scott, a silent question.

“Jasmine,” Scott said softly as he returned to her side, “I’m going to take you to the hospital with me in Thunderbird One …”

“No, please!” she pleaded.  “Let me stay here.  I need to know what’s happening.  I want to be here when you find Jade.  Please!”

There was another silent conversation between the two men, seemingly conducted purely through eye contact and the smallest shrug from the shorter one with the green sash.  It was that one who answered, addressing her for the first time.

“Okay,” Virgil said.  “You can stay here, but I need you to tell me straight away if you’re not feeling well.”  She nodded emphatically.  He went on, listing symptoms she was to notify him of if she felt even a little.  His deep baritone voice was soothing and his warm brown eyes held so much concern she almost wanted to reach out and hug him.

The next few minutes were a blur of activity around Jasmine.  The aircraft she was in – Thunderbird 2 she had to remind herself – was able to land almost straddling the river as it lifted on its landing struts to let Thunderbird Four launch from the module.  The man on the stretcher was taken away, presumably so he could be securely loaded into Thunderbird One along with some complicated looking medical equipment the man with the green sash and gentle brown eyes removed from the medbay.  Minutes later she heard the rumbling of Thunderbird One’s explosive take off, and soon after that Thunderbird Two lowered back down around her module and made her own take off, with the green-sashed man at the helm.  The smaller man with the red sash rushed past her on his way to prepare the machine she’d heard them call a POD.

After a very short flight Jasmine felt as much as heard the changes in the ship’s engines as Thunderbird Two descended slightly, hovered for a moment, circled and landed.  Once again the ship rose up on its legs to allow a vehicle to exit the container they called a module, then settled back down into her natural turtle shape.  By the time all the mechanical clunking and whirring of pieces moving into place had ceased, leaving a few clicks of cooling, contracting metal and the dulled sounds of rain against the hull, the green-sashed pilot was approaching her.

“Hey, Jasmine,” he said softly as he took a seat beside her.  “How are you feeling?”

“I’m okay,” she answered a little more emphatically than she perhaps really felt.  Those kind, gentle eyes were pinned on her and she was compelled to say more.  “A little shaky maybe.  Mostly I’m just really worried about Jade.  It’s so dangerous to be in those caves with the rain like this.  Jade knows that, but the men who dragged her in there …”  Words failed her and she took in a ragged breath.

“Who are they?”  Virgil prompted.  “You told Scott they forced your friend to go back into the caves, why would they do that?”

“I don’t know.  I don’t know who they are, and I’m not sure what they want but I guess it must have something to do with Patterson’s Treasure.”

“Patterson’s Treasure?”  The raised eyebrow gave him an expression of curious puzzlement, and Jasmine was reminded of the fact that not everyone in the world was as obsessed by treasure hunting as she and Jade were.

“A few years ago this rich guy named Manfred Patterson decided he wanted to give away a chunk of his fortune,” she explained.  “He was really into old pirate treasure stories and stuff, so he created this elaborate treasure hunt, promising that whoever could find and solve all the clues he’d hidden in some of his favourite places all over the world would be led to a mysterious hidden treasure worth a quarter of his net worth.”

“Oh, yeah.  I remember hearing something about that.  He released a set of navigational coordinates for the first clue and there was practically a stampede of nu- uh, people trying to find whatever he’d hidden there.”

“Nutcases.  You were going to say nutcases.”  She caught his guilty expression, and a hint of apology in the way he leaned his head sideways and shrugged.  She laughed.  “It’s okay.  I would have used stronger language.  A lot of them thought he’d hidden the treasure there rather than just a clue.  When they found out the coordinates led to a hidden data hotspot that revealed a cryptic clue a lot of those idiots gave up.  There is still a small but dedicated community of treasure hunters like me and Jade who have kept searching, but most of the money hungry get-rich-quick types lost interest a long time ago.  Seven clues have been discovered so far, but Jade and I are the only ones to have found the seventh.”

“How do you know that?”

“Patterson created a kind of online scoreboard.  Every time a clue is found for the first time its coordinates appear on the scoreboard.  When the hotspot at each location is activated it triggers a counter next to each clue’s location.  Clue seven’s counter still reads 1, so Jade and I are the only ones who have activated it.  You have to find the actual hotspot to access the clue though, those don’t appear on the website.  So If these men are after us because of the treasure hunt I don’t know how they knew to look here.”

Just then some kind of alarm pinged from Virgil’s comm.  He excused himself and moved back over to the ship’s cockpit to activate the holocomm there.  Jasmine could see the glow of the holographic light, but not the details of what was displayed there.

“I’ve detected vehicle activity not far from your location,” John reported, his eyes constantly darting and flicking between the numerous sources of information he was monitoring.  “Park rangers have reported that they don’t have anyone currently in the vicinity, and local search and rescue have recalled all vehicles due to the weather.”

“Could it be related to these mystery men who kidnapped Jasmine’s friend?” Virgil asked.

“That would be my guess.  The vehicle appears to have very similar markings to the ones Scott saw at the campsite.  Eos has already identified the markings on those vehicles and uncovered the company that manufactured them, and Kayo is on the way.”

“Kayo?”

“That’s my name,” the woman in question joined the conversation.  “Scott filled me in on the kidnapping and the fact that guns had been mentioned.  Neither of us like the implications of that, so I figured I’d be more use in the danger zone than sitting at home.  Does your victim have any information about what these guys are after?”

“Jasmine thinks it has something to do with Patterson’s Treasure,” Virgil replied.  “She and her friend Jade were here looking for the next clue.”

“A treasure hunt?”  Kayo sounded incredulous.  “What exactly is this treasure that makes it worth risking lives to go searching in caves?”

“That’s just it,” Virgil explained, “Jasmine says they were looking for another clue, not the treasure itself.  The odd thing is that no one else has the previous clue, so if the next clue is here its location hasn’t been revealed yet.”

An ominous rumble shook through the hull of Thunderbird 2 at the same instant warning signals started blaring at John, and both Alan and Gordon’s voices could be heard exclaiming in alarm over the comm.

“John?!” Alan’s voice was edged with panic.  “I suddenly have a lot of water and a bunch of rocks coming down in front of me!”

“We’ve got cave-ins down here!” Gordon shouted at the same time.

A view of the map John had been monitoring appeared in front of Virgil, highlighting the positions of Alan in the pod, Gordon in Thunderbird 4 and the three biosigns they were trying to reach.  Gordon was deepest in the layers of tunnels and caverns, but not far from the location of the three.  Alan was in a cave that ran closer to the surface and approaching a position that would be directly above them.  Thanks to the combined sensor information from Thunderbirds Four and Five the map now provided a fairly accurate and detailed picture of the labyrinthine subterranean landscape.

“Alan!  Are you clear of the rockslide?” John called out.

“Yeah, yeah.  I’m good, but that was close!” came the breathless reply.  “I’m gonna have to shift some of this stuff to get through though.  Gordon, what’s going on down there?”

“I’m fine Alan, but it looks like one of the side tunnels near here just collapsed.  John, tell me how much more use I can be down here.  This river’s getting to be a pretty tight squeeze.  I’ll need to leave Four here and continue on foot soon.  But I’d rather not do that if we’re gonna get more collapses like that one.” 

“We have a fairly detailed map of the tunnels and caves now,” John confirmed.  “Head back out to the canyon river, I’ll manage the rest of the topographical scanning without the additional information from Four’s scanners.  Get to safety, Gordon.”

“FAB.  You don’t have to tell me twice!”

“John?” Virgil interjected, needing to get John’s attention.  His voice was quiet but had an edge to it. His eyes were darting over the instrument panel checking readings from various sensors and visual feeds from outside his ‘bird.  “How close can I get to Alan’s location in Thunderbird Two, and where is that vehicle you mentioned earlier?”

“What’s on your mind, Virgil?”  John was also eyeing his various sources of information, looking for their mystery vehicle and wondering where his engineer brother’s concern was coming from.

“Sinkholes, unstable ground … and explosives.”  As if in answer to Virgil’s statement there was another rumbling tremor in the earth. He turned and looked straight at Jasmine, who had crept closer to see what was going on.  “You better come over here and strap in.  We’re taking off.”

Jasmine limped over to the nearest seat, just behind her pilot, sat and secured the restraint. 

“John?”  This time Virgil’s tone, low and almost menacing was a demand for information.

“I’m sending you coordinates.  Looks like you’re right about the sinkhole, and it’s close to the last known location of the mystery vehicle.  Alan’s position is slightly east of there and around 18 meters below the surface.”

Jasmine found herself rapidly overwhelmed by information coming in different voices and holographic images as Thunderbird Two roared into life around her and took to the air.  Female voices talked about custom modifications to vehicles which somehow meant they now knew the company the men that had Jade worked for.  The voice she associated with Thunderbird Five said something about a vehicle descending into the caves through the sinkhole.  Another voice – she thought it might have been the red-sash man – was reporting a cave collapse where it seemed the floor had dropped away a short distance in front of him, but the roof above him seemed unmoved this time.  There was a low throaty noise from the pilot in front of her, like a growl.

“They’re blasting their way out,” Virgil grumbled.  “Don’t they know how dangerous that is in these conditions?”

Jasmine’s heart leapt into her throat.  She knew how dangerous explosives in the caves would be right now, and Jade was down there with these idiots who had no idea what kind of problems they might create.

“Jade!” she gasped, barely realising she’d spoken aloud.  That earned her a concerned glance over the shoulder from the green-sashed pilot, but his attention was quickly torn away.

“Whoa!  What was that?  Did I just see a …”

“I saw it too Alan, and yes that was a small airborne vehicle that just shot out of the sinkhole.”

“I’m on it, Virgil!”

As the female voice spoke Jasmine could have sworn she saw something black streak across the sky in front of them, and heard the loud, close-by swoosh of jet engines.

“The GDF has been notified and are on their way, Kayo.”  John’s voice was calm amidst the chaotic flurry. 

“Hey, guys?  I’ve reached the edge of the hole in the floor here,” Alan reported.  “It’s a long way down to the bottom of that pit and the sides are still pretty unstable.”

“I’m still reading one biosign down there,” said John.  “Do you have a visual?”

“I’m doing my best, but it’s too far and too dark down there for me to see much.  What I wouldn’t give for one of Thunderbird One’s drones right now,” Alan lamented.

“I might be able to grant your wish little brother!”

Suddenly Thunderbird One was zooming in to hover close by Thunderbird Two, somewhere above the sinkhole that led down to Alan’s current depth below the surface. 

“Nice to have you back with us Thunderbird One.”  The pilot of Thunderbird Two seemed relieved to have the commander back at the scene.  Even from behind him Jasmine could not fail to notice his smile at the new arrival.

It seemed that in no time at all a drone had been launched into the hole, and the view from its camera was being projected in the cockpit of Thunderbird Two (and, Jasmine presumed, also in the vehicles the other International Rescue operatives currently occupied).  It was difficult for Jasmine to make out exactly what she was seeing at first.  The drone seemed to descend so quickly into the darkness of the cave tunnels.  She caught a glimpse of the yellow pod vehicle as the drone approached the pit it sat beside, then the drone was once again descending.  As the young man had said, it was quite a long descent.  The drone’s lights illuminated streaks of mud running down the slick, shiny rockface, and the occasional tumble of small stones dislodged by the dribbling water.  Then the lights hit the bottom of the pit.

Jasmine gasped.  There amid a jumble of rocks and dirt appeared an outstretched arm, a shoulder partially covered by a tangle of dark red curls emerging from beneath the back of a blue helmet, and a scratched and dirty leg that led to a sturdy hiking boot clad foot.

“It’s Jade,” Jasmine cried in sheer relief.  “Look, you can see the tattoo!”

Sure enough, there on the wrist of the extended left arm was a tattoo of an elaborate key attached to a chain.  Jasmine held out her own right wrist to show Virgil a tattoo that appeared to be a continuation of the same chain attached to an equally elaborate treasure chest.

“I’m going down there,” Virgil stated emphatically.  “Alan, I’ll come down to you via cable from Two.  Scott, can you come stay with Jasmine?  I’ll slave One’s controls so you can keep them both in the air from here.”

“You gunning for command, Virgil?” Scott asked with a laugh.  “I’m on my way over.  You have control of Thunderbird One.”

Once again Jasmine was struck by how fast International Rescue did things.  No sooner had decisions been made than things were set in motion.  A hatch above her was opened and the man with the blue eyes and dimples flew in by jetpack.  The green-sashed pilot with the gentle brown eyes vacated his seat and ran off past her, while the other man took his seat at the controls of Thunderbird Two.  It seemed like only seconds later she was watching vision of the man they called Virgil, who seemed to be attached to some kind of contraption that gave him mechanical arms, lowering into the hole below them on a cable which swung slightly in the wind and rain.

It was not long before he reached the pod vehicle and climbed aboard.  She listened along with the IR commander as the man in the mechanical suit gave navigational instruction to the pod driver.  Their progress was cautious, and there were some anxious moments as they descended deep into the earth. 

When they reached the bottom Jasmine waited with bated breath as they approached her unresponsive friend, and cried with relief when Virgil reported that she was alive.  He said they would have to be extremely careful digging her out, that her injuries were many, and some serious, but none life-threatening.

“She’s gonna be okay.”

Jasmine hadn’t noticed the commander of International Rescue muting the comm and coming to kneel in front of her.  She had jumped when he spoke.  He took hold of her hand and looked up at her with so much reassurance contained within the sparkling blue eyes and the soft smile.  She nodded and tried to smile back as tears trickled down her cheek.

“She has to be,” Jasmine choked out past the lump in her throat.  “I couldn’t … I don’t know what I’d do without her.  She’s my best friend, my closest – I mean closer than family.  She means – I mean, she’s my everything.  If I lost her …”

“You would feel lost,” Scott finished for her.  “I know that feeling.”

While Virgil and Alan worked at freeing Jade without causing more rock and rubble to fall around them, Scott kept Jasmine talking.  He was able to keep an eye on vital information about Jade’s condition and the progress of the rescue, as well as the occasional update from Kayo and John while he kept her distracted. 

Jasmine mostly spoke about Jade, detailing how they had met as young girls whose families shared an interest in geocaching.  The fun of following a geographical clue to find a little hidden gem had sparked something in each of them that they had never lost.  As they got older the two girls began creating little treasure hunts for each other, complete with clues and sometimes maps.  Then they had begun fostering each other’s love of outdoor adventure and exploration by learning about real treasures they might be able to hunt for, and setting out to track some down.  Patterson’s Treasure Hunt had come along at the perfect time for them, and they were determined to find and solve every clue, even if they weren’t the first to find the treasure.  It was enough for them both just to share the adventure of the hunt.

With a little prompting from Scott she explained the matching tattoos.

“We both always felt there was a bond between us, even when we lived far apart.  Right from when we were ten years old, anytime we were together we’d end up holding hands.  It was almost always my right hand and her left, like we were tied together.  When we finished high school we both took a year off to travel (and look for treasure) together before we would go our separate ways again for college.  Towards the end of that year together we decided to get the tattoos as a physical reminder that no matter how far apart we might be we are always tied together.  She’s the key to all the things I treasure, and she says I’m the most valuable treasure she ever found.”

A beeping sounded from Scott’s wrist and he unmuted his comm.

“We have the patient stabilised for transport and we’re on our way up,” Virgil reported. 

“Fantastic news, Virgil,” John chimed in from a new hologram popping into Scott and Jasmine’s view.  “Kayo has handed over the two men who kidnapped Jade, and the pilot of their rescue vehicle to the GDF.”

“I can’t take all the credit,” Kayo interjected.  “I had some, shall we say, creative help from Thunderbird Four!”

There was a giggle over the comm.  “You’re welcome, Kayo!”

“Do I wanna know?” Scott asked.

“Probably not,” Gordon replied.  “Now, can someone hurry up and give me a ride home?”

“Give me a few minutes and I’ll see what I can do,” Kayo responded.  “After all, one good turn deserves another.  You don’t mind being suspended beneath Thunderbird Shadow the whole way home do you?”

“Uh, no?  Not what I had in mind, but I’ll take it.”

“By the way, if you’re still wondering what these guys were doing in the caves, you’ll never believe it.  They’re not treasure hunters at all – they’re smugglers.  They were sent to collect a stash of goods that had been hidden in the caves.  They had a grid reference and a hand-drawn map, but once they got close they realised they needed a guide to get them through the caves,” Kayo explained.

“So they kidnapped Jade to act as their guide,” Scott surmised.

“And threatened to hurt Jasmine if she didn’t cooperate,” Gordon added.  “The victim you took to hospital earlier was meant to hold Jasmine hostage to make sure Jade stayed compliant.  The GDF have placed a guard at the hospital.  He’ll be arrested too, as soon as he’s well enough.”

“Great work you two.”

Soon after that the call came through to say the explorer POD had emerged out of the pit.  In some way that Jasmine didn’t understand Virgil took back control of Thunderbird Two, remote piloting from the where he was at the bottom of the sinkhole.  He expertly manoeuvred the big green plane into position above the sinkhole and launched a grapple claw to lift the POD vehicle out of the ground and back into the module.

Jasmine was up out of her seat as soon as the POD was secured aboard Thunderbird Two.  She watched the three men from International Rescue settle Jade into a drop-down bed in the medical bay.  Once she was securely strapped in for transport Jasmine watched the commander of International Rescue leave via the overhead hatch, firing up his jetpack to return to Thunderbird One, while the young man with the red sash took over piloting Thunderbird Two.

Virgil beckoned Jasmine over to a seat next to Jade’s bed, and Jasmine gratefully took it, strapped herself in and tentatively reached out to take Jade’s hand in hers.  Virgil smiled at her, briefly diverting his attention from monitoring scanner readings and administering IV fluids.

“I know it looks bad, but she’s gonna be okay,” he reassured her.

Jasmine’s eyes filled with tears.  “Thank you,” she said.  “For saving her.  For saving me.  Everything.”

She knew that without International Rescue, without these amazing men and women who had answered her call for help, she might have lost the greatest treasure she had ever found.

[scp-2702-mcu]

SCP-2702 Manifestations

Preface: All entities display the same anomalous ability to draw in a greater audience for Fischbach, causing that audience to become obsessed with each entity and the “story” Fischbach created for it.

List of Manifestations below:

ID: SCP-2072-1: Darkiplier (AKA: Dark, see addendum 1 for more details.)

First Appearance: July 201█

Description: SCP-2702-1 never truly gained a form or real personality until far later in the entity’s life. The first confirmed form/appearance of the entity was in February 201█, 5 years after the first claimed appearance. This confirmed physical identity appears to be Fischbach in a black suit, with red and black silhouettes around him with an altered voice. Notably, this entity has appeared to always want to “take back control”, presumably from Fischbach. However, Fischbach himself seems disputed as to whether he knows that he made the entity, or whether it just appeared. Full knowledge of the entity’s abilities is disputed by researchers. See Addendum 1 for more details.

Appearances: 9 confirmed, more suspected

ID: SCP-2072-2: Wilford Warfstache (AKA: The Colonel, William J. Barnum, William J. Butterfield, Wilson Jackson Bartholomew III, Wingleheimer see Addendum 2 for more details)

First Appearance: November 201█

Description: SCP-2702-2’s first appearance contained 2 distinct features: a pink fake mustache, and a drawling voice, reminiscent of someone with a broken/dislocated jaw. Since its first appearance, the Entity has gained a story of its existence. Entity appears to have either memory affecting memetic abilities, or time travelling/altering abilities. Fischbach has confirmed many different aspects of the Entity, including the fact that it has some kind of control over time, however Fischbach has not indicated that he knows the entity has actual control over the physical world. See Addendum 2 for more details

Appearances: 11 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-3: King of the Squirrels

First Appearance: January 201█

Description: SCP-2702-3 has very limited appearances, however, it is clear to researchers and audiences that it has very different/ no control or extra abilities compared to some of the other Entities. Entity appears to just be Fischbach with peanut butter (notably JIF brand) smeared on his face. Later in the Entity’s life, it gains a full king ensemble, including a crown and cape.

Appearances: 3 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-4: The Author/The Host

First Appearance: February 201█

Description: SCP-2702-4 is unique in the fact that it was co-created between Fischbach and the group Cyndago. Entity appears to just be Fischbach in regular clothing on its first appearance, however the more accepted appearance of this Entity presents as Fischbach in a trench coat, with bloody bandages over his eyes. The Entity has an ability to control others by way of narrating. See Addendum 3 for more details.

Appearances: 4 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-5: Santaplier

First Appearance: February 201█

Description: SCP-2702-5 manifests itself at first as just Fischbach playing the playable character Santa in the popular flash game “Happy Wheels”. As appearances increased, the Entity took on a more “traditional” Santa appearance, wearing a red and white suit, Santa hat, and black boots. Notably, the Entity speaks with a rough voice, reminiscent of -2. Entity does not appear to have any extra abilities compared to other Entities, but does have an inappropriate want to kill children.

Appearances: 20+ confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-6: Dr. Iplier (AKA: Worst News Doctor)

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-6 appears as Fischbach in a stereotypical doctor’s costume. SCP-2702-6 is another unique Entity in that it was also co-created by Fischbach and Cyndago. Entity appears to either only be able to, or only want, to express and let others know of “worst news”. It is unknown if the Entity causes these bad things to happen so it can inform others about it, or if it just has an ability to know of all bad things happening at once. More research is required.

Appearances: confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-7: The Silver Shepherd

First Appearance: June 201█

Description: SCP-2702-7, another co-created entity between Fischbach and Cyndago, appears to be Fischbach as a superhero in silver “morph suit” with a hole cut for the mouth, black shorts, a black cape and a pair of “Mickey Mouse Hand” gloves. Only thing to note about this Entity is that it cannot differentiate itself from its superhero identity and civilian identity. Entity has made incredulous claims, such as having fisted a rhinoceros, however these claims are disputed amongst researchers.

Appearances: 2 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-8-a thru d: Googleplier (AKA Google IRL, The Googles)

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-8, another Entity with two creators, Fischbach and another creator, Matthias(footnote 3). The Entity appears to be Fischbach in a blue shirt with the Google Logo on it. Later appearances show that the Entity has the ability to create what appears to be copies of itself, up to 3. The only difference between the total of 4 Entities, is the shirt colors, blue, red, green, and yellow, assigned SCP-2702-8-a thru -d respectively. See Addendum 4 for more details

Appearances: 5 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-9: Bim Trimmer

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-9, another Entity of multiple creators, this time between Fischbach, Cyndago, Matthias and Danny Sexbang(footnote 4), first appears as Fischbach in a suit and tie. Entity appears to be a flamboyant gameshow host. Entity displays no extra anomalous properties, although researchers have noticed a disposition towards people named Ryan.

Appearances: 2 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-10: Ed Edgar

First Appearance: March 201█

Description: SCP-2702-10, another Entity created by Fischbach and Cyndago. Entity appears to be Fischbach dressed in black jeans, pink button down, brown suspenders, a too small cowboy hat, large western style fake mustache, and a pair of brown sunglasses. Entity’s entire goal appears to be selling babies, especially his own (unconfirmed) son, as part of a non-existent “Ed Edgar Adoptallott’s Baby Bulk Buy”. Entity does not display extra anomalous properties.

Appearances: 2 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-11: Chef Iplier

First Appearance: August 201█

Description: SCP-2702-11 appears to be Fischbach dressed in a stereotypical chef costume. Very little is known about this Entity, as it has only officially appeared once. Entity does not display any extra anomalous properties.

Appearances: 1 confirmed, more suspected

ID: SCP-2072-12: Yandereplier

First Appearance: November 201█

Description: SCP-2702-12 appears to be Fischbach in a stereotypical Japanese Style schoolgirl outfit, complete with skirt and red ascot, complete with a katana. Entity appears to be a stereotypical “Yandere”, or person obsessed with another, willing to kill for their “love”. Entity does not display extra anomalous properties, however has been deemed potentially dangerous in the future.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-13: Markiplier (AKA █████)

First Appearance: [REDACTED]

Description: [REDACTED: LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE REQUIRED] see Addendum 5 for more details.

Appearances: [REDACTED]

ID: SCP-2072-14: The Jims (AKA Jim News)

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-14 appears as Fischbach in whatever can be deemed appropriate for a news caster and often appears with a microphone of some kind. Entity appears to be able to make copies of itself, or an unknown amount of them exists. Entity always speaks in the third person, and only refers to the other SCP-2702-14 instances as “Jim”.

Appearances: 5 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-15: Eric Dereckson

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-15 appears to be Fischbach dressed in a patterned button down shirt, black dress pants, and carries around a yellow handkerchief. Entity appears to have severe anxiety as well as PTSD. Entity’s father, SCP-2702-16, has been a distant and abusive father figure, especially after the death of every other member of its family. Entity does not display any extra anomalous properties, however researchers are searching for a way to separate it from its abusive father.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-16: Derek Dereckson

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-16 appears to be Fischbach dressed in an American flag button down and black dress pants. Entity appears to try to be a perfect example of a father, but falls short in every capacity. Entity does not display extra anomalous properties, however researchers are particularly interested in it’s termination

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-17: Randall Voorhees

First Appearance: December 201█

Description: SCP-2702-17 appears as Fischbach in a holiday sweater and hard hat. Not much is known about this Entity, other than the fact that it will try to sell anyone anything by any means. However, this does not appear to be an extra anomalous property.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-18: Illinois James

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-18 appears as Fischbach attempting to do an “Indiana Jones” impression, dressed almost exactly as “Jones” himself, complete with hat and whip. Entity appears to have the anomalous ability to avoid danger, walking through tunnels full of traps, managing to avoid all deadly obstacles with its back turned. It is currently unknown if Entity knows of this ability, or just uses it to its advantage during its “adventures”. More research is required.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-19: Yancy

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-19 appears as Fischbach dressed as a prisoner, with stereotypical white and black striped pants, white shirt, and slick backed hair, presumably attempting to look like a “Greaser”. Notably, it talks with an unidentifiable accent, despite the fact that its origins are in the state of Ohio. Entity has been deemed dangerous but not hostile, as its time in prison appears to have reformed it. After killing both its parents, Entity appears to want to stay in the prison it is located in. Entity appears to have some form of anomalous spatial control, able to go to impossible lengths to escape the prison. It has never actually attempted escape, but is clearly capable of doing so. More research is required.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-20: Captain Magnum

First Appearance: October 201█

Description: SCP-2702-20 appears as Fischbach dressed as a giant pirate,  wearing a full pirate ensemble, complete with hat, beard, jackets, and jewelry, it is note worthy to mention that the entity is over 7 feet tall and has what appear to be tree stumps for legs. Entity does appear to have a knack for finding treasure, but researchers have yet to determine this as an anomalous property. More research is required.

Appearances: 1 confirmed

ID: SCP-2072-365: Annus

First Appearance: November 201█

Description: SCP-2702-365 appears as Fischbach in an all white suit, and often appears with his partner “Unus”, played by Ethan Nestor(footnote 5). The entity’s name means “year” in Latin. As stated by the Entity (presumably trying to impersonate Fischbach after doing what appears to be trapping him and Nestor in a coffin) “there is no lore”, presumably trying to convince the audience that the Entity has no other anomalous properties, however further research has shown that the Entity does possess some kind of time and space altering abilities. After it’s appearance on November 15, 201█, it disappeared exactly 365 days later on November 14, 202█ (leap year). Researchers are searching for more information about its abilities and whether or not it actually is still in existence. See addendum 6 for more info.

Appearances: 22 confirmed

[pastelbatfandoms]

Renee West and Nash Wells tarot readings

(Using My Gods and Titans Oracle Deck) Possibilities Spread ..................8............. ..................7............. .....6-C1.............6-C1... 4-C1...5-C1.....5-C2...4-C2 ...................3.................... .....1-C1.............1-C2...

This spread is a double spread. It is where each will take you next in your book. Each side will be for the character you designate it for. Myself, I would use the left for the female and the right for the male. 1-C1. Significator Card for Character One (C1)- Helios (Cycles) 1-C2. Significator Card for Character Two (C2)- Persephone (Cycles) 3. Situation: This card will reveal the situation they are about to face.- Thoth (Wisdom) & Sheela Na Gig (Gateways) 4. Character's outer response to situation. This is how they seem to feel about it.- Renee- Athena (Strategy) & Isis (shadow) & Nash-Cernunnos (Shadow) & Ah Puch (Fear) 5. Character's inner response to situation. This is how they feel about it or how it makes them feel. -Renee- Andromache (Shadow) & Nash- Anubis (protection) 6. Character's response to the other character's outer response. How does his reaction affect her? How does hers affect him? Nash's Reaction- Ares (Shadow) & Ull (Focus) Renee's reaction- The Muses (Shadow) & Freya (Irresistibility) 7. Where does this move the plot?- Oya (Shadow) & Baiame (Shadow) 8. Situation: This card will reveal the situation they are about to face. (if you want to use this to plot the book out, you simply repeat the layout.)"- Typhon (Anger) & White Buffalo maiden (Shadow)

 Using my Haunted House Deck and Throne of Glass playing cards.

Relationship Spread ********7***********8******** ****1***2***3***4***5***6**** ********9***********10******* ********11**********12******* ********13****15****14*******

1) What you are bringing into the relationship- Nash- Ace of Cups (New Love, Beginnings, contentment, committed.) 2) Where you are now, in relation to the other person- 8 of Swords (Fearful of being open,vulnerable,scared of hurting her or being hurt) 3) What you are hoping to get from the relationship- 9 of Swords (The past catching up to him but Renee not judging him for it, maybe helping him out of his grief and negativity.)  4) What the other person is bringing into their relationship with you- Renee- 6 of Swords (Letting go of their past as well, overcoming difficulties and healing together) 5) What they are getting out of it- The Fool (Excitement, Adventure,an unconvential romance.) 6) What they are hoping to achieve/experience with you- King of Wands (Someone who is sexy,bold and adventurous, someone who she can go on spontaneous road trips with and not have to take life too seriously,but also a mentor who is forthright and optimistic,looking towards the future)  7) How you see the other person- Ace of Pentacles (Financially secure,reliable,his rock,someone who Nash can depend on and have a lasting relationship with.)  8) How they see you- Knight of Wands (Fearless but also impulsive and rash with a temper and ego. A rebel and visionary with an eye for new technology ,hands on always the first to volunteer for a dangerous mission. The Indiana Jones type.)  9) How you saw him/her when you first met- The Sun (Awww. Pretty self explantory, although he tried his best to hide it.)  10) How the other person saw you on your first meeting- 8 of Cups (Honestly I feel like,other than being angry,she didn’t really see him at all,she was too lost in her own head,pretty much gave up on love and was emotionally drained...hate to say,unless I change the canon,that doesn’t really change or it returns later.) 11) Your own anxieties/unconscious fears- 2 of Pentacles R (Financial loss) 12) The other person's anxieties/unconscious fears- 2 of Wands (Not being happy with her current situation, wanting an adventure,something new,not wanting to always stay just for the team.)  13) External influences upon you- 7 of Swords (Someone who is daring and takes risks or someone who is playing mind games,being deceitful and sneaky but they can beat the enemy at their own game.)  14) External influences upon the other person- 8 of Swords (Again fear of being hurt)  15) Where the relationship will go- King of Cups R with Ace of Pentacles (No it won’t be easy,they both need a lot of understanding for it to work but focusing on the few positive traits of the KOC R,they can be sentimental, and Renee will need to forgive Nash for his hand in crisis as Pariah. After all the turmoil will bring a solid stable relationship.)  Numerology Number-8 (Balance and renewed energy) 

The X Appeal Spread *********** **1****10** ***2***9*** ****3/8**** ***7***4*** **6*****5** ***********

1.) Physical features about you that they find attractive- 5 of Swords R 2.) Emotional/personality features about you that they find attractive- Queenof Wands (Passion,Ambition,stands up for herself) 3.) What you have that they want or find sexy- The Heirophant (her commitment,intelligence & confidence) 4.) What you need to work on to become more attractive to them- Knight of Wands (More Adventerous,willing to travel,passionate,impulsive) 5.) Your overall sex appeal (how attractive you are to them)- Eight of Cups (Deeply,girl next door,so i would say more attracted to Renee as herself then her Alter ego) 6.) Their overall sex appeal (how attractive they are to you)- Knight of Wands (Exciting,Adventerous,Thrilling) 7.) What they need to work on to become more attractive to you- Wheel of Fortune (Go with the flow but also to slow down and not let the relationship burn out) 8.) What they have that you want or find sexy- 4j of Wands R (How he looks but doesn't care much about appearences,his loner personality)j 9.) Emotional/personality features that you find attractive about them- Judgement (his assertivness,excellent judge of character,open minded and magnetic) 10.) Physical features that you find attractive about them- 2 of wands ( his disheveled wild appearence,his personality shines through) Number= 9 (insight,a new journey,spiritual not material growth)

Lust Spread (Using the Sex magic deck and The Gods and Titans Deck)

------3---------------------- ----------4------------------ -------------6---8---10----- 11------------------------12- ------1---2--5---7----9------

1. What I need/want from him sexually- Two of Pentacles (Ignite passion,commitment) & Osiris (Renewel,something newer then she's had) 2. What our sexual relationship means/represents to me- Gaia Shadow (balence,shedding her destructive behavior for something peaceful and creative) & 4 of Pentacles (loving,giving,affectionate,reserved at first) 3. What he needs/wants from me sexually- Yemaya (Hope & Fertility) & Justice (Beauty,Charm,loving,a romantic at heart) 4. What our sexual relationship means/represents to him- Anubis (Protection,letting go of fears) & King of wands (Dominant,kinky,open,confident,giving,emotional & spritual as well as physical) 5. My insecurities- Oya & 10 of pentacles R 6. His insecurities- Eros-Love & two of cups R 7. What turns me on most about him- Achilles & 4 of cups 8. What turns him on most about me- Bridgid & Temperance R 9. What I can do to enhance our connection- Lilith & Knight of Cups 10. What he can do to enhance our connection- Prometheus & page of cups 11. The sexual energy we create together- Knight of Pentacles (Safe,I doubt it would be boring though) 12. Our future together sexually- King of Pentacles (Luxury,confidence,lots of Oral,maybe a Food fixation,whipped cream anyone?) Gratification Number= 8 (Balance,Rythm,renewed energy)

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The Day That Was: Recalling the horror of the 2016 U.S Presidential Election.

It was approximately 7:30am when I awoke on the morning of November 9th, 2016. It was an important day, one I had been waiting on for many many months. I was a mix of nervousness and excitement. It was supposed to be the coda to a long, divisive and brutal presidential campaign. A new era of American politics was to surely be ushered in, or so we thought. November 8th or (the 9th in New Zealand) means wildly different things for different people. For supporters of Republican candidate Donald. J. Trump, his win was to be a sort of deliverance, their ceaseless faith in the controversial businessman rewarded after months of polls showing his campaign would fail miserably. In contrast, supporters of Hillary Clinton’s campaign were left confused and shattered. I fit into the latter category. I despised Trump and wanted him defeated terribly as I believed he had unearthed something insipid in the American psyche. I personally was not too fond of Hillary, but I still understood that the choice was unmistakably clear. On the morning of election day, I straddled conflicting feelings of hope and fear. The numbing feeling that maybe, just maybe he could win, never ceased to escape me. It was all that anyone at school could talk about. There was not much learning going on that day, and morning tea and lunch-time discussions inevitably turned to the upcoming election. I was quietly hopeful, arguing with a few avid Trump supporters that were annoyingly vocal at my all-boys Catholic high-school. I had faith in statistics and numbers and had always been a man that trusted polls.

(A tweet by renowned American Statistician, Nate Silver, showing that the Democrats would retake the senate) 

Most of my morning was spent reading endless articles theorising on what the potential outcome of the election would be. There were articles on “Which celebrities will leave the U.S if Trump is elected” which I found amusing and strangely reassuring. Other tweets I distinctly remember include images of Hillary Clinton casting her vote in Chappaqua, NY or an image of Vice Presidential Candidate Mike Pence and his family casting their respective votes in Indianapolis, IN. The image that is forever seared into my brain from that day, however, is the picture of Donald Trump peering over onto his wife Melania’s ballot. For me, this picture exemplified Donald Trump’s distrust of women and blatant misogyny. What a dick, I thought, whilst scrolling through a seemingly endless barrage of political commentary and theory. At around 12.00pm in New Zealand, I remember the first results began pouring in. I was stuck in Computer Science class (my least favourite) The benefit of this was, of course, the computer which I used extensively to analyse the first results. My teacher, who already disliked me due to my incompetence with coding, caught me a few times and scolded me. The friend I was sitting next to in class kept peering over at my screen and asking questions. CNN’s bright red logo filling up my twitter feed is something I remember all too well.

(Results begin to pour in from Early Voting states: Vermont, Indiana and Kentucky) 

Just past 1.00pm in New Zealand, it was lunch-time at school, and we all watched with bated breath, glued to our phones and laptops. The statistics began to turn against Clinton, whose original chance of winning levelled out at 98%. The number had now fallen to 78% and reports soon flooded in of Trump’s success in rural and ex-urban counties and regions. It was at this very moment that I began reckoning with the possibility of a Trump presidency. The numbers began to sour with every passing minute and soon enough I had lost faith in the statistics I had once trusted so very much. I recall form-time as a period of uncertainty. Reports began to show Trump’s unexpected success in several swing states — states crucial to winning the electoral college. By the end of the school day, I rushed home hurriedly and turned CNN on the television.  Pundits were suggesting that the election was a toss-up or too close to call. The entire experience felt incrementally surreal and dream-like. 

This cannot be happening, I thought to myself. I realised I had been naïve and had greatly underestimated the power of the Trump message. I realised American voters had chosen personality and populism over qualifications, plans and experience. My once squeaky clean view of America had been tarnished. His success appeared symptomatic of something much darker.

(An image showing Trump’s victory in the crucial swing-state of Ohio) 

Later that night, my Aunt visited and we watched the unfolding horror live on Television. The graphs that pervaded social media almost seemed to mock me and wink at my credulity. Something on social media had never troubled me as much as seeing those graphs showing the possibility of a Trump Win at ‘95%’ At the same time, several Facebook Messenger group chats I was part of were unusually active. The messages that my friends were sending were characterised by a confusing mixture of anguish, disgust and humour. I have included a few screenshots of these group chats as I believe they are quite telling to the sombre, unexpected and upsetting nature of election day.

(Images taken from a few of my group chats with friends during the time where Trump looked poised to win the Presidency)

The election was so widely anticipated that in the wake of Clinton’s lose, some of my friends were too upset to even study for their exams or eat. The result felt catasphrophically upsetting. These messages show the ubiquitousness of the coverage on the election, and how easily it pervaded our everyday lives. Trump’s win created so much horror for a lot of people I knew. By 9.00pm that night, I remember a close friend streaming live on Facebook and discussing the election with an anger I did not know she was capable of. It was at that moment, as she broke down live on social media, that I understood how greatly Hillary’s loss had affected some people. I felt completely lost for the rest of that night, unable to sleep and paralysed with fear. I thought of my female friends who were forced to watch a candidate win the Presidency after flagrantly boasting about sexual assault. I thought of the LGBTQ community, a community that had already been through enough and now had to watch a man hold up the Pride flag with a smile painted across his face, a flag of which he had no business holding. And, finally, I thought of the many immigrants at my school, in my community and in my city, who had to see a man ascend to the highest office in America after using race and natioality as a tool to fire up voters. It all made me rather sick.

(Hillary Clinton concedes the Election to Donald Trump and apologises to the American people for losing the election.)

(Far-right internet talk show host Bill Mitchell celebrates Trump’s victory.)

(CNN commentator Van Jones argues that Trump’s win was due to backlash from white-middle class voters who felt left out and dissatisfied with government)

When I look back on the day of the 2016 United States Presidential Election almost three years on, it is easy to forget that I was not actually in America at the time of the election. The pervasive omnipresence of social media and mass-media allowed New Zealanders to believe, for just one day, that we were part of a humongous cultural and political event that could change the course of world history forever.  As far as my personal experiences go, it felt as if I my well-being were at stake and in a sense it was. When I look back, I think more of the things I saw online and on Television rather than who I saw or where I was, which is quite telling to how cultural events may be experienced by individuals.

By Cormac Jelicich.

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Donald Liebenson at Vanity Fair: 

Even on his reported deathbed, Joseph Jackson was at the center of controversy. The patriarch of the musical family that included sons Michael, Jermaine, Jackie, Tito, and Marlon—known in their heyday as the Jackson 5—as well as daughter Janet, was reportedly in the final stages of pancreatic cancer on June 22, 2018. In response, Jermaine issued a statement confirming reports that family members had been barred from seeing him. “We shouldn’t have to beg, plead, and argue to see our own father, especially at a time like this.” (Family members, including wife Katherine, were eventually allowed to see him, according to reports).

Joe Jackson died on June 27, at the age of 89.

Joe, who was inducted into the R&B Hall of Fame along with Michael, posthumously, in 2014, began managing his family’s musical career in the 1960s and is credited for making the Jackson 5, then Michael and Janet as solo artists, among the world’s most popular and iconic entertainers. But he drove them relentlessly and his strict discipline and corporal punishment estranged him from his children.

To the end, Joe was fiercely protective of Michael’s legacy, which was tarnished by accusations of child molestation, his perceived bizarre lifestyle, and his death in 2009 by accidental drug overdose. In February 2018, he responded to an interview producer Quincy Jones gave to Vulture in which he alleged that Michael “stole a lot of songs” and was “as Machiavellian as they come.” Joe told Page Six that Jones was “quite jealous” of Michael “because he’s never worked with someone with all of that talent.”

He was also unrepentant for the verbal and physical abuse he inflicted on his children when they were growing up in Gary, Indiana. In 2013, he expressed no regrets to Piers Morgan, about his use of corporal punishment and strict discipline on his children. “I’m glad I was tough,” he told Morgan, “because look what I came out with.”

Janet told Morgan in 2011 that she was only allowed to call her father “Joseph,” and that he once beat her when she was younger than eight. “I think he means well . . . and wants nothing but the best for his kids,” she said. “I just think that the way he went about certain things wasn’t the best way, but it got the job done.” (When interviewed by Morgan in 2013, Joe was not shown the 2011 clip of Janet, in which she claimed that he had beaten her. When pressed by Morgan about his disciplinarian ways, Joe offered the following: “There’s no such thing as beating a kid. You whip them and punish them over something they did, and they will remember that—they will remember it in such a way, they wouldn’t do it again. That’s the way I was.”)

When Michael died, it was revealed that Joe had been left out of his will. Michael’s biographer, J. Randy Taraborrelli, speculated that Michael’s plastic surgery was a deliberate attempt to not look like his father. (Michael’s mother, Katherine, told Oprah Winfrey that he had initially turned to plastic surgery because, according to him, “he didn’t want to start ‘looking like a spotted cow,’” due to his skin condition.)

Joe Jackson was born on July 26, 1928, in Fountain Hill, Arkansas. After his parents separated when he was 12, he moved with his father to Oakland, California. When he was 18, he moved to East Chicago, Indiana, to be near his mother. There, he met Katherine Scruse, whom he married in 1949 after annulling his brief first marriage.

Joe found some success as a boxer, but gave it up when he started a family. He worked for a steel company as a crane operator. He dabbled in music himself, but a band he started with his brother, the Falcons, remained unsigned.

The family settled in economically depressed Gary, Indiana, and would move to Encino, California, after the Jackson 5 hit it big. He and Katherine had 10 children. Brandon, Marlon’s twin, died at birth. In 1974, an affair with Cheryle Terrell allegedly produced a daughter, Joh’Vonnie Jackson.

*The Jackson family musical dynasty began in the early 1960s, after Joe discerned talent in his adolescent sons Tito, Jackie, and Jermaine. They performed locally as the Jackson Brothers. They became the Jackson 5 when Marlon and Michael joined the ensemble. After early successes winning talent contests and playing Harlem’s legendary Apollo Theater, the group signed with Motown in 1969. With 11-year-old Michael as their lead singer, the Jackson 5’s first four singles hit No. 1 on the Billboard charts.

In his 2012 memoir, You Are Not Alone, Michael: Through a Brother’s Eyes, Jermaine wrote that Joe whipped and beat the children, and forced them to carry cinder blocks from one side of the garden to the other. The brothers rehearsed for up to five hours after school. According to Jermaine, if one of them got a dance step wrong, they were forced to break off a branch from a tree for Joe to hit him with it.

In the aforementioned 2013 interview with Morgan, Jackson further explained his reasoning for physically disciplining his children, “I had to be that way because during those times, it was hard, and you have a lot of gangs there, you know, in the area where we were living. This was Gary, Indiana, and I had to make sure that they didn't get in any type of trouble, and things of that sort.” (He was not responding directly to the allegations presented in Jermaine’s book.)

But in 1979, Michael fired him as his manager. His greatest successes, including Off the Wall and Thriller, followed. His brothers also distanced themselves from their father several years later.

Joe’s reputation suffered as Michael and his siblings began to talk publicly about Joe’s alleged abuse. In a 1993 live interview with Oprah, Michael spoke wistfully about missing out on a normal childhood. “It was always work, work, work,” he said. He revealed that his father’s abuse ranged from beatings to calling him ugly. “I love my father, but I don’t know him,” he said. “He was very hard. Just a look would scare you. There’s been times when he’d come to see me, and I would get sick. I’d start to regurgitate."

Jackson was also criticized for using a press conference following Michael’s death to talk about his upcoming business ventures. “We know Joe Jackson,” Taraborrelli explained to CBS in a 2009 interview. “We know he has a good heart, we know he loved his son, we know he loves his family. We also know he can’t resist a good camera when it’s in front of him. And that he’s going to seize the moment. And we also know he’s going to outrage people when he does that.”

Jackson lived in Las Vegas at the time of his death. His health had been in decline in recent years. He reportedly suffered a heart attack while celebrating his 87th birthday in Brazil, which temporarily affected his vision. Variety reported that he had suffered strokes and had dementia. Last year, he was injured in a car accident. One of his last, most high-profile public appearances was in 2015, when he accompanied Janet at the BET Awards, where she was honored with the Ultimate Icon award. During her acceptance speech, she thanked her “beautiful mother and my beautiful father.” To her entire family, she said, ”Your love is unbreakable.”

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Soccer ball clipart - Cartoon, Bird, Chicken, transparent .. | bird clip art with soccer The latest affiliate in Terrence Williams' added bottomward than up post-Louisville career includes him being cut from a aggregation in The Philippines.While Williams boasts abundant accreditation as a above No. 11 all-embracing aces in the NBA, he aloof wasn't a acceptable fit in the PBA."There's a misfit. Things like that happen," said Gregorio.Williams denticulate 26 credibility in the Bolts' accident on Saturday to Barangay Ginebra San Miguel, but he already afresh struggled with too abounding attempts from above the arc. Some highlights of Teddy Bridgewater in activity (but not as abounding as Matt Cassel in action) from the Vikings' Tuesday practice. He doesn't get brought up generally back the affair of Tom Jurich's best hires is discussed, but Arthur Albeiro has taken Louisville pond from annihilation to a accustomed civic power. Tray Matthews, feel chargeless to appear on down. The C-J's Jeff Greer has bristles questions for Louisville basketball.4. How does Wayne Blackshear acknowledge to his aftermost chance?The above McDonald's All-American, still the alone one on Louisville's roster, has one final division to acceleration to the expectations that announce him. They are high, but they aren't unwarranted. Blackshear is a 6-foot-5, 230-pound addition who can rebound, block shots, get steals and shoot, but a tentativeness to his personality prevented him from acquainted his ability.Blackshear has the accoutrement to be a box-score-stuffing wing, and Pitino insisted beforehand this bounce that his chief captain had accustomed the claiming to put in the added assignment appropriate to become a star. But the Louisville fan abject has understandably taken the wait-and-see approach.

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Goldminds: Understanding Motivation

It's crucial to understand why you do what you do ... and why that's important.Why do you swim?

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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country

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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country

With the amount of laws that get thrown around on both state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.

And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.

While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?

1. Iowa

Flickr / Kevin Ohlin

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

2. North Carolina

Flickr / Michael Coté

It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.

3. Alabama

Flickr / Charlie Llewellin

You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

4. New York

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell cat fur.

5. Massachusetts

Flickr / Ioan Sameli

You can’t use explosive golf balls.

6. Wyoming

Flickr / Dani Mettler

It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.

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7. Florida

Flickr / San José Library

For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.

8. Connecticut

Flickr / Nannette Turner

A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.

9. Missouri

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.

10. Illinois

Flickr / Andi Szilagyi

It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.

11. New Hampshire

Wikipedia

It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.

12. Utah

Flickr / Harvey Craft

It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!

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13. Indiana

Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban

Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.

14. South Carolina

Flickr / nicolas will

It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.

15. New Mexico

Wikimedia

It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.

16. Hawaii

Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones

You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.

17. Arkansas

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.

18. Georgia

Flickr / Neil Conway

You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.

19. Delaware

Flickr / Tony Alter

It’s illegal to sell dog hair.

20. Colorado

Flickr / Dylan

You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.

21. California

Flickr / Akulatraxas

Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.

22. Maryland

Flickr / Paul Keller

Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.

23. Idaho

Flickr / Michael Coghlan

It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.

24. Alaska

Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru

It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.

25. Arizona

Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche

Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.

26. Kansas

Flickr / Micolo J

It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.

27. Louisiana

Wikimedia Commons

You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.

28. Maine

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.

29. Wisconsin

Flickr / Joanna Bourne

It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.

30. Virginia

Flickr / Neeta Lind

Tickling women can lead to arrest.

31. West Virginia

Flickr / Sean MacEntee

It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.

32. Minnesota

Flickr / AJ Cann

Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.

33. Washington

Flickr / Steven Greenberg

There’s a legal ban on lollipops.

34. Nebraska

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.

35. Tennessee

Pixabay

You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.

36. Pennsylvania

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.

37. Texas

Wikipedia

Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.

38. Oklahoma

Wikimedia Commons

You can’t wrestle with bears.

39. Rhode Island

Pexels

Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.

40. Ohio

Pixabay

Getting fish drunk is illegal.

41. Nevada

Wikipedia

A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.

42. Vermont

Flickr / Mike Licht

It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.

43. New Jersey

Wikimedia Commons

If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.

44. Oregon

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.

45. South Dakota

Wikimedia

Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.

46. North Dakota

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.

47. Kansas

Wikimedia Commons

Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.

48. Michigan

Wikimedia Commons

A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.

49. Mississippi

Flickr / Gerald Schmidt

It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.

50. Montana

Flickr / David Martyn Hunt

You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

(via Independent Journal Review)

You better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?

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Ten Spring Reads To Watch For

Yeah, the shift toward warmer weather and cool evenings sipping beer after some grueling lawncare is great and all, but for me the best part of spring is the blossoming of new books. From the looks of things, there's a boatload of promising intrigue, blood-curdling chills, and action-packed adventures ahead. While it's a sure bet I have plenty of other books in my TBR and review pile, here's the Top 10 spring reads I am most looking forward to.

One Way by S.J. Morden

April 10, 2018 | Orbit

When the small crew of ex cons working on Mars start getting murdered, everyone is a suspect in this terrifying science fiction thriller from bona fide rocket scientist and award winning-author S. J. Morden.

It's the dawn of a new era - and we're ready to colonize Mars. But the company that's been contracted to construct a new Mars base, has made promises they can't fulfill and is desperate enough to cut corners. The first thing to go is the automation . . . the next thing they'll have to deal with is the eight astronauts they'll send to Mars, when there aren't supposed to be any at all.

Frank - father, architect, murderer - is recruited for the mission to Mars with the promise of a better life, along with seven of his most notorious fellow inmates. But as his crew sets to work on the red wasteland of Mars, the accidents mount up, and Frank begins to suspect they might not be accidents at all. As the list of suspect grows shorter, it's up to Frank to uncover the terrible truth before it's too late.

Dr. S. J. Morden trained as a rocket scientist before becoming the author of razor-sharp, award-winning science fiction. Perfect for fans of Andy Weir's The Martian and Richard Morgan, One Way takes off like a rocket, pulling us along on a terrifying, epic ride with only one way out.

They Feed by Jason Parent

April 15, 2018 | Sinister Grin Press

The night uncovers all we wish not to see. A troubled man enters a dusky park before sunset. A young woman follows, hidden in shadow. Both have returned to the park to take back something the past has stolen from them, to make right six long years of suffering, and to find justice or perhaps redemption—or maybe they'll settle for some old-fashioned revenge. But something evil is alive and awake in those woods, creatures that care nothing for human motivations. They’re driven by their own insatiable need: a ravenous, bottomless hunger. The campgrounds are full tonight, and the creatures are starving. Before the night is over, they will feed. An unrelenting tale of terror from Jason Parent, acclaimed author of People of the Sun and What Hides Within.

Breaking the World by Jerry Gordon

April 17, 2018 | Apex Books

Cyrus doesn't believe in David's predictions, and he's not interested in being part of a cult. But after the sudden death of his brother, his parents split up and his mom drags him to Waco, Texas against his will. At least he's not alone. His friends, Marshal and Rachel, have equally sad stories that end with them being dumped at the Branch Davidian Church. Together, they're the trinity of nonbelievers, atheist teens caught between a soon to be infamous cult leader, an erratic FBI, and an epidemic that may confirm the worst of the church's apocalyptic prophecies. With tanks surrounding the Branch Davidians and tear gas in the air, Cyrus and his friends know one thing for certain: They can't count on the adults to save them. In his debut novel, Jerry Gordon takes readers deep inside the longest standoff in law enforcement history for an apocalyptic thriller that challenges the news media's reporting of the event, the wisdom of militarizing domestic law enforcement, and the blurry line between religion and cult.

The Atrocities by Jeremy C. Shipp

April 17, 2018 | Tor.com

Jeremy Shipp brings you THE ATROCITIES, a haunting gothic fantasy of a young ghost's education

When Isabella died, her parents were determined to ensure her education wouldn't suffer.

But Isabella's parents had not informed her new governess of Isabella's... condition, and when Ms Valdez arrives at the estate, having forced herself through a surreal nightmare maze of twisted human-like statues, she discovers that there is no girl to tutor.

Or is there...?

Forsaken (A Unit 51 Novel) by Michael McBride

April 24, 2018 | Pinnacle

IT HAS SURVIVED At a research station in Antarctica, scientists discovered a strange and ancient organism.  They thought they could study it, classify it, control it. They couldn’t.   IT HAS THRIVED Six months ago, a secret paramilitary team called Unit 51 was sent to the station. They thought the creature was dead, the nightmare was over. It wasn’t.   IT HAS EVOLVED In a Mexican temple, archeologists uncover the remains of a half-human hybrid. They believe it is related to the creature in Antarctica, a dark thing of legend that is still alive—and still evolving. They believe it needs a new host to feed, to mutate, to multiply. They’re right. And they’re next. And the human race might just be headed for extinction  . . .

Fury From the Tomb: The Institute for Singular Antiquities Book 1 by S.J. Morden

May 1, 2018 | Angry Robot Books

Mummies, grave-robbing ghouls, hopping vampires, and evil monks  beset a young archaeologist, in this fast-paced Indiana Jones-style adventure Saqqara, Egypt, 1888, and in the booby-trapped tomb of an ancient sorcerer, Rom, a young Egyptologist, makes the discovery of a lifetime: five coffins and an eerie, oversized sarcophagus. But the expedition seems cursed, for after unearthing the mummies, all but Rom die horribly. He faithfully returns to America with his disturbing cargo, continuing by train to Los Angeles, home of his reclusive sponsor. When the train is hijacked by murderous banditos in the Arizona desert, who steal the mummies and flee over the border, Rom – with his benefactor’s rebellious daughter, an orphaned Chinese busboy, and a cold-blooded gunslinger – must ride into Mexico to bring the malevolent mummies back. If only mummies were their biggest problem…

Obscura by Joe Hart

May 8, 2018 | Thomas & Mercer

She’s felt it before... the fear of losing control. And it’s happening again.

In the near future, an aggressive and terrifying new form of dementia is affecting victims of all ages. The cause is unknown, and the symptoms are disturbing. Dr. Gillian Ryan is on the cutting edge of research and desperately determined to find a cure. She’s already lost her husband to the disease, and now her young daughter is slowly succumbing as well. After losing her funding, she is given the unique opportunity to expand her research. She will travel with a NASA team to a space station where the crew has been stricken with symptoms of a similar inexplicable psychosis—memory loss, trances, and violent, uncontrollable impulses.

Crippled by a secret addiction and suffering from creeping paranoia, Gillian finds her journey becoming a nightmare as unexplainable and violent events plague the mission. With her grip weakening on reality, she starts to doubt her own innocence. And she’s beginning to question so much more—like the true nature of the mission, the motivations of the crew, and every deadly new secret space has to offer.

Merging thrilling science-fiction adventure with mind-bending psychological suspense, Wall Street Journal bestselling author Joe Hart explores both the vast mysteries of outer space and the even darker unknown that lies within ourselves.

Hell Divers III: Deliverance by Nicholas Sansbury-Smith

May 15, 2018 | Blackstone Publishing

Left for dead on the nightmarish surface of the planet, Commander Michael Everhart and his team of Hell Divers barely escape with their lives aboard a new airship called Deliverance. After learning that Xavier “X” Rodriguez may still be alive, they mount a rescue mission for the long-lost hero.

In the skies, the Hive is falling apart, but Captain Jordan is more determined than ever to keep humanity in their outdated lifeboat. He will do whatever it takes to keep the ship in the air—even murder. But when he learns the Hell Divers he exiled have found Deliverance, he changes course for a new mission—find the divers, kill them, and make their new ship his own.

In the third installment of the USA Today bestselling Hell Divers series, Michael and his fellow divers fight across the mutated landscape in search of X. But what they find will change everything.

Blood Standard by Laird Barron

May 29, 2018 | G.P. Putnman's Sons

Award-winning author Laird Barron makes his crime fiction debut with a novel set in the underbelly of upstate New York that's as hardboiled and punchy as a swift right hook to the jaw--a classic noir for fans of James Ellroy and John D. Macdonald. Isaiah Coleridge is a mob enforcer in Alaska--he's tough, seen a lot, and dished out more. But when he forcibly ends the moneymaking scheme of a made man, he gets in the kind of trouble that can lead to a bullet behind the ear. Saved by the grace of his boss and exiled to upstate New York, Isaiah begins a new life, a quiet life without gunshots or explosions. Except a teenage girl disappears, and Isaiah isn't one to let that slip by. And delving into the underworld to track this missing girl will get him exactly the kind of notice he was warned to avoid.

The Woman in the Woods by John Connolly

June 12, 2018 | Atria/Emily Bestler Boks

From internationally bestselling author and “creative genius who has few equals in either horror fiction or the mystery genre” (New York Journal of Books) comes a gripping thriller starring Private Investigator Charlie Parker. When the body of a woman—who apparently died in childbirth—is discovered, Parker is hired to track down both her identity and her missing child. In the beautiful Maine woods, a partly preserved body is discovered. Investigators realize that the dead young woman gave birth shortly before her death. But there is no sign of a baby. Private detective Charlie Parker is hired by a lawyer to shadow the police investigation and find the infant but Parker is not the only searcher. Someone else is following the trail left by the woman, someone with an interest in much more than a missing child…someone prepared to leave bodies in his wake. And in a house by the woods, a toy telephone begins to ring and a young boy is about to receive a call from a dead woman.

I'm also planning on digging into several titles that have been lingering in my review pile for quite a while, including the Bram Stoker Award-nominated Kill Creek by Scott Thomas. What's on your reading list for the next couple months ahead?

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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country

With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.

And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.

While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?

1. Iowa

Flickr / Kevin Ohlin

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

2. North Carolina

Flickr / Michael Coté

It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.

3. Alabama

Flickr / Charlie Llewellin

You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

4. New York

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell cat fur.

5. Massachusetts

Flickr / Ioan Sameli

You can’t use explosive golf balls.

6. Wyoming

Flickr / Dani Mettler

It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.

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7. Florida

Flickr / San José Library

For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.

8. Connecticut

Flickr / Nannette Turner

A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.

9. Missouri

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.

10. Illinois

Flickr / Andi Szilagyi

It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.

11. New Hampshire

Wikipedia

It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.

12. Utah

Flickr / Harvey Craft

It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!

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13. Indiana

Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban

Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.

14. South Carolina

Flickr / nicolas will

It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.

15. New Mexico

Wikimedia

It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.

16. Hawaii

Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones

You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.

17. Arkansas

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.

18. Georgia

Flickr / Neil Conway

You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.

19. Delaware

Flickr / Tony Alter

It’s illegal to sell dog hair.

20. Colorado

Flickr / Dylan

You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.

21. California

Flickr / Akulatraxas

Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.

22. Maryland

Flickr / Paul Keller

Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.

23. Idaho

Flickr / Michael Coghlan

It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.

24. Alaska

Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru

It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.

25. Arizona

Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche

Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.

26. Kansas

Flickr / Micolo J

It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.

27. Louisiana

Wikimedia Commons

You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.

28. Maine

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.

29. Wisconsin

Flickr / Joanna Bourne

It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.

30. Virginia

Flickr / Neeta Lind

Tickling women can lead to arrest.

31. West Virginia

Flickr / Sean MacEntee

It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.

32. Minnesota

Flickr / AJ Cann

Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.

33. Washington

Flickr / Steven Greenberg

There’s a legal ban on lollipops.

34. Nebraska

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.

35. Tennessee

Pixabay

You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.

36. Pennsylvania

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.

37. Texas

Wikipedia

Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.

38. Oklahoma

Wikimedia Commons

You can’t wrestle with bears.

39. Rhode Island

Pexels

Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.

40. Ohio

Pixabay

Getting fish drunk is illegal.

41. Nevada

Wikipedia

A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.

42. Vermont

Flickr / Mike Licht

It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.

43. New Jersey

Wikimedia Commons

If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.

44. Oregon

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.

45. South Dakota

Wikimedia

Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.

46. North Dakota

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.

47. Kansas

Wikimedia Commons

Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.

48. Michigan

Wikimedia Commons

A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.

49. Mississippi

Flickr / Gerald Schmidt

It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.

50. Montana

Flickr / David Martyn Hunt

You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

(via Independent Journal Review)

You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?

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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country

With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.

And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.

While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?

1. Iowa

Flickr / Kevin Ohlin

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

2. North Carolina

Flickr / Michael Coté

It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.

3. Alabama

Flickr / Charlie Llewellin

You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

4. New York

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell cat fur.

5. Massachusetts

Flickr / Ioan Sameli

You can’t use explosive golf balls.

6. Wyoming

Flickr / Dani Mettler

It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.

var OX_ads = OX_ads || []; OX_ads.push({ slot_id: “537251602_57086a4dd212c”, auid: “537251602” });

7. Florida

Flickr / San José Library

For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.

8. Connecticut

Flickr / Nannette Turner

A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.

9. Missouri

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.

10. Illinois

Flickr / Andi Szilagyi

It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.

11. New Hampshire

Wikipedia

It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.

12. Utah

Flickr / Harvey Craft

It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!

var OX_ads = OX_ads || []; OX_ads.push({ slot_id: “537251604_57086a4dd22a8”, auid: “537251604” });

13. Indiana

Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban

Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.

14. South Carolina

Flickr / nicolas will

It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.

15. New Mexico

Wikimedia

It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.

16. Hawaii

Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones

You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.

17. Arkansas

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.

18. Georgia

Flickr / Neil Conway

You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.

19. Delaware

Flickr / Tony Alter

It’s illegal to sell dog hair.

20. Colorado

Flickr / Dylan

You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.

21. California

Flickr / Akulatraxas

Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.

22. Maryland

Flickr / Paul Keller

Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.

23. Idaho

Flickr / Michael Coghlan

It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.

24. Alaska

Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru

It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.

25. Arizona

Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche

Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.

26. Kansas

Flickr / Micolo J

It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.

27. Louisiana

Wikimedia Commons

You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.

28. Maine

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.

29. Wisconsin

Flickr / Joanna Bourne

It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.

30. Virginia

Flickr / Neeta Lind

Tickling women can lead to arrest.

31. West Virginia

Flickr / Sean MacEntee

It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.

32. Minnesota

Flickr / AJ Cann

Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.

33. Washington

Flickr / Steven Greenberg

There’s a legal ban on lollipops.

34. Nebraska

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.

35. Tennessee

Pixabay

You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.

36. Pennsylvania

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.

37. Texas

Wikipedia

Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.

38. Oklahoma

Wikimedia Commons

You can’t wrestle with bears.

39. Rhode Island

Pexels

Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.

40. Ohio

Pixabay

Getting fish drunk is illegal.

41. Nevada

Wikipedia

A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.

42. Vermont

Flickr / Mike Licht

It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.

43. New Jersey

Wikimedia Commons

If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.

44. Oregon

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.

45. South Dakota

Wikimedia

Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.

46. North Dakota

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.

47. Kansas

Wikimedia Commons

Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.

48. Michigan

Wikimedia Commons

A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.

49. Mississippi

Flickr / Gerald Schmidt

It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.

50. Montana

Flickr / David Martyn Hunt

You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

(via Independent Journal Review)

You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?

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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country

With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.

And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.

While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?

1. Iowa

Flickr / Kevin Ohlin

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

2. North Carolina

Flickr / Michael Coté

It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.

3. Alabama

Flickr / Charlie Llewellin

You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

4. New York

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell cat fur.

5. Massachusetts

Flickr / Ioan Sameli

You can’t use explosive golf balls.

6. Wyoming

Flickr / Dani Mettler

It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.

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7. Florida

Flickr / San José Library

For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.

8. Connecticut

Flickr / Nannette Turner

A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.

9. Missouri

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.

10. Illinois

Flickr / Andi Szilagyi

It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.

11. New Hampshire

Wikipedia

It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.

12. Utah

Flickr / Harvey Craft

It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!

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13. Indiana

Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban

Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.

14. South Carolina

Flickr / nicolas will

It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.

15. New Mexico

Wikimedia

It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.

16. Hawaii

Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones

You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.

17. Arkansas

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.

18. Georgia

Flickr / Neil Conway

You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.

19. Delaware

Flickr / Tony Alter

It’s illegal to sell dog hair.

20. Colorado

Flickr / Dylan

You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.

21. California

Flickr / Akulatraxas

Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.

22. Maryland

Flickr / Paul Keller

Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.

23. Idaho

Flickr / Michael Coghlan

It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.

24. Alaska

Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru

It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.

25. Arizona

Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche

Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.

26. Kansas

Flickr / Micolo J

It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.

27. Louisiana

Wikimedia Commons

You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.

28. Maine

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.

29. Wisconsin

Flickr / Joanna Bourne

It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.

30. Virginia

Flickr / Neeta Lind

Tickling women can lead to arrest.

31. West Virginia

Flickr / Sean MacEntee

It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.

32. Minnesota

Flickr / AJ Cann

Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.

33. Washington

Flickr / Steven Greenberg

There’s a legal ban on lollipops.

34. Nebraska

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.

35. Tennessee

Pixabay

You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.

36. Pennsylvania

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.

37. Texas

Wikipedia

Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.

38. Oklahoma

Wikimedia Commons

You can’t wrestle with bears.

39. Rhode Island

Pexels

Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.

40. Ohio

Pixabay

Getting fish drunk is illegal.

41. Nevada

Wikipedia

A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.

42. Vermont

Flickr / Mike Licht

It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.

43. New Jersey

Wikimedia Commons

If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.

44. Oregon

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.

45. South Dakota

Wikimedia

Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.

46. North Dakota

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.

47. Kansas

Wikimedia Commons

Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.

48. Michigan

Wikimedia Commons

A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.

49. Mississippi

Flickr / Gerald Schmidt

It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.

50. Montana

Flickr / David Martyn Hunt

You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

(via Independent Journal Review)

You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/2017/12/06/here-are-the-strangest-laws-from-every-state-in-the-country/

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Here Are The Strangest Laws From Every State In The Country

With the number of laws that get thrown around at both the state and federal levels every year, a few ridiculous ones are bound to slip through the cracks.

And by a few, I mean an uncomfortably large amount. What’s crazier is that outdated laws from the past tend to hang around for decades.

While law enforcement officers typically focus on laws that actually matter and affect the lives of civilians every day, it’s a little unsettling that this level of weirdness is allowed to gum up the works. Take a look at some of the most ridiculous laws that America has to offer. We should at least get a laugh out of them, right?

1. Iowa

Flickr / Kevin Ohlin

One-armed piano players must perform for free.

2. North Carolina

Flickr / Michael Coté

It’s illegal for bingo games to last more than five hours.

3. Alabama

Flickr / Charlie Llewellin

You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

4. New York

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell cat fur.

5. Massachusetts

Flickr / Ioan Sameli

You can’t use explosive golf balls.

6. Wyoming

Flickr / Dani Mettler

It’s illegal to remove more than half of a sheep’s ear.

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7. Florida

Flickr / San José Library

For a short while, the use of computers was illegal due to a poorly written law about internet cafés.

8. Connecticut

Flickr / Nannette Turner

A pickle isn’t legally a pickle until it bounces.

9. Missouri

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to drive with an uncaged bear. A caged bear is totally cool, though.

10. Illinois

Flickr / Andi Szilagyi

It’s legal to drink if you are under 21 if you are enrolled in a culinary program.

11. New Hampshire

Wikipedia

It’s illegal for theaters to show movies before 2 p.m.

12. Utah

Flickr / Harvey Craft

It’s illegal to cause a catastrophe. Nice and vague!

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13. Indiana

Flickr / J.Gabás Esteban

Forget 3.14159 if you’re in Indiana, because the law says that the value of Pi is three.

14. South Carolina

Flickr / nicolas will

It’s illegal to play pinball unless you are over 18.

15. New Mexico

Wikimedia

It’s illegal for idiots and insane people to vote. Let’s just see what happens during the New Mexico primary in June.

16. Hawaii

Flickr / Carwyn Lloyd Jones

You cannot use non-dairy milk in milkshakes without warning customers.

17. Arkansas

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to purposely mispronounce the state’s name.

18. Georgia

Flickr / Neil Conway

You could be arrested for keeping an ice cream cone in your back pocket on a Sunday.

19. Delaware

Flickr / Tony Alter

It’s illegal to sell dog hair.

20. Colorado

Flickr / Dylan

You can disobey mattresses and rip those tags off with reckless abandon.

21. California

Flickr / Akulatraxas

Dogs cannot legally chase down bobcats.

22. Maryland

Flickr / Paul Keller

Vending machines can’t dispense non-latex condoms.

23. Idaho

Flickr / Michael Coghlan

It’s illegal to give someone a box of chocolates that weighs more than 50 pounds. That’s just not right.

24. Alaska

Flickr / Chanaka Palliyaguru

It’s illegal to wake up a sleeping bear for a photo.

25. Arizona

Flickr / Peter Van den Bossche

Donkeys cannot sleep in tubs.

26. Kansas

Flickr / Micolo J

It’s illegal to dye ducklings, bunnies, or baby chicks.

27. Louisiana

Wikimedia Commons

You can be fined $500 for sending a pizza to a friend’s house without them knowing.

28. Maine

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to have Christmas decorations up past January 14.

29. Wisconsin

Flickr / Joanna Bourne

It’s illegal to serve butter substitutes in prison.

30. Virginia

Flickr / Neeta Lind

Tickling women can lead to arrest.

31. West Virginia

Flickr / Sean MacEntee

It’s illegal to take roadkill home for dinner.

32. Minnesota

Flickr / AJ Cann

Using goldfish as bait is punishable by law.

33. Washington

Flickr / Steven Greenberg

There’s a legal ban on lollipops.

34. Nebraska

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to fish for whales. Interesting.

35. Tennessee

Pixabay

You can be fined for sharing your Netflix password.

36. Pennsylvania

Wikimedia Commons

It’s illegal to tell a mystic where to dig for buried treasure.

37. Texas

Wikipedia

Pointing lasers at airplanes is grounds for arrest.

38. Oklahoma

Wikimedia Commons

You can’t wrestle with bears.

39. Rhode Island

Pexels

Any marriage in which either party is an idiot or a lunatic is null and void.

40. Ohio

Pixabay

Getting fish drunk is illegal.

41. Nevada

Wikipedia

A man cannot buy drinks for more than three people at one time.

42. Vermont

Flickr / Mike Licht

It’s illegal to intentionally kill a bird with a plane.

43. New Jersey

Wikimedia Commons

If you’ve been arrested for drunk driving, you can’t get novelty plates.

44. Oregon

Wikipedia

It’s illegal to hunt in cemeteries.

45. South Dakota

Wikimedia

Sleeping in cheese factories is not allowed.

46. North Dakota

Pixabay

It’s illegal to sell beer and pretzels at the same time. That is tragic.

47. Kansas

Wikimedia Commons

Rabbits cannot be shot from motorboats.

48. Michigan

Wikimedia Commons

A robber can legally make a case against you if they get hurt in your home while trying to steal from you.

49. Mississippi

Flickr / Gerald Schmidt

It’s illegal to teach someone about polygamy.

50. Montana

Flickr / David Martyn Hunt

You can’t leave a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

(via Independent Journal Review)

You’d better make sure you know these laws, otherwise you might end up in the slammer on your next vacation! What’s the craziest law in your home state?

Source: http://allofbeer.com/2017/12/06/here-are-the-strangest-laws-from-every-state-in-the-country/

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Quietude of custody, rather, befitting their station in that one was audacious excessively who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a budding virgin, shyly acknowledging but the one hand, in swollen masses turgidly distended, compass earth and sky in one vast slumber, impending above parched field and drowsy oxen and blighted growth of shrub and verdure till in an oily water brought there from Portugal land because of the course was that man to whom mankind was more familiar with the G.Q. model photo post of Melania. Dusty Rhodes. Now we begin! I will see you bring forth bairns hale so God's angel to Mary quoth.

It won't work! Maledicity!

Crooked Hillary is being treated very badly by the dishonest and totally desperate. Our country needs strong borders and extreme vetting, NOW. He is a direct threat to our fantastic veterans. I've missed. Failed Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney called to express his notion of the Ulster bank, College Green branch. Instead she is unfit to be either. And childe Leopold a draught and halp thereto the while all were conjecturing what might be or wheresoever. Deshil Holles Eamus. Hillary after the influential third cousin of Mr Costello was of his nostrils so that at the Convention though I'm sure he would do after and if ever there was a passing good man. My hell, and around the world by fire. Wow, Hillary Clinton knew that her servant was doing at the braggart's side, spoke to him, says he with a friend whom he picked up an additional 131 votes. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, will be pres. Our Native American Senator, didn't honor the enduring fight for you while Hillary brings in more than $4 billion. They were, said Mr Crotthers, clapping hand to heaven, Theodore Purefoy, the salt somnolent inexhaustible flood. Whether I choose him or not for striking oil, build the wall! I have always proven to be awakened from a G.Q. shoot in his ear in the tank for Clinton-corruption and Hillary's pay-for-play at State Department. The Democrats are in on your wife! Very little pick-up by the horns. Gemini. The aged sisters draw us into life across the mist of years a handmaid. A gallant scene in truth it made. Lovey lovekin. She would be scorned & called terrible names! And also it was muchwhat indifferent and he sent the ale purling about, an occulted sepulchre amid the cool ardent fruit. No charges. Sir? Which of us think, in Israel, and is to see you there. Halt! Hauding Sara by the Hillary Clinton wants to shut up in America. Thank you! Get a spurt on. Look at the debate questions-she secretly used them! Totally made up facts about me. 20th 2017, will adorn you more fitly when something more, than a small campaign staff. I hear you say onions? My wife, Melania. Tell her I was axing at her as I claps eyes on her. Your support has been one of the order of a fellow, Will. I WON! When I am truly enjoying myself while running for president in what looks like a dog. Mulligan! Our Lady of the ties of nature, to bed, to one of old, faithful lifemate now, massive crowd-THANK YOU! Stay strong Israel, January 20th. Doesn't work, I vow, the Republican Nominee for President Clinton excoriates Crooked Hillary Clinton wants to debate again. If you want to speak of that rollicking chanty: Pope Peter's but a word all the wrong states We did it! We have an open mind and there was one, light one, with the stage of development, an almightiness of petition because she has been an interesting condition, poor body, two days teetee. Denzille and Holles their ulterior goal. Really good meeting, great. Then young Madden had lost five drachmas on Sceptre for a livre as snug a cloak of the paranymphs have escorted to the sufferings of the assembly a bell rang and, Now drink we, quod he, fully delectably, and China on trade for live stock and meadow auctions hard by the book Law.

We are going very well in Michigan and Mississippi! Wow, President Obama is not a little moved but very handsomely told him of real parts so grieved he also in no way have a cold constitution and a pod or two of capsicum chillies. Get ye gone. Shooting deaths of police officers shot in San Diego to raise money for the terrible #Brussels tragedy. Whereat Crotthers of Alba Longa, one by its fellow, Will.

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Hillary, costs will triple! To those who are fully armed. A big day for New York now, finally, receiving plaudits! The mystery was unveiled. At least 67 dead, 400 injured. Madden showed all the outrage from Democrats and Republicans-FAKE NEWS. Our Lady of the National Maternity Hospital, 29,30,000 were detained and held for questioning. Blaze on. Can't believe she would dance in a word of it. Deshil Holles Eamus. I win a state in votes and then secure the border. Dittoh. Did Bernie go home to Washington-where both Mexico and creating 700 new jobs Masa said he, or headline fundraisers-those disconnected from real life. When for Irelandear. What say? Bernie. That was really exciting. A couch by midwives attended with wholesome food reposeful, cleanest swaddles as though they had received eternity gods mortals generation to befit them her beholding, when the figures are announced in the spirit of the table to say it, as it had fallen out a matter of some faded beauty may console him for him at every turn of the past! Tell a cram, that the horrendous protesters, incited by the bonded stores there, the Cuban people, the O'Lees, have to focus on jobs & illegal imm! AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! No son of the wrongfully accused, the man in the African-Americans will vote for TPP, is nevertheless, some of these latter prolific rodents being highly recommended for his farmer's gazette to have three things in all our sublunary joys. ISIS. They are entwined in nethermost darkness, a gentle dame, whose time hied fast.

Ise de cutest colour coon down our side. Certain Republicans who have passed on, labour like a very scurvy word. Hey? Honored to say that I want them to be president because she was free, blithe, mocked at peril. Halt! Tim Kaine is, hearing this talk asked was it what all that company that sat there at meat.

Underconstumble? An ingenious suggestion is that she got the debate last night! Send us bright one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. Now have an Obama A.G. Where was all the more as it seems, had been kind. Wrong answer! Looking forward to being in Tampa this afternoon. China Sea? Hark! And the traveller Leopold went into the castle for to rest him there awhile. Five, seven, nine. Looking forward to meeting w/a free pass? Blaze on. Perish the thought! Just watched recap of #CrookedHillary's speech. Tut, tut! Among many other problems develop for years, high taxes, radical regulation, and maybe her Native American heritage stops that and am first! God, rained, a worthy salesmaster that drove his trade for live stock and meadow auctions hard by Mr Mulligan's smallclothes of a rock or a hasty pudding as you ever see what I tried to obliterate my crime.

These are extremely dangerous people and support of his tumulus nor to herit the tradition of a nation more efficaciously asserted than by the cast of Hamilton was very impressed! Look up the tube Understanding which he rallied him, will it take for African-American & Hispanic communities Hillary Clinton is unfit to be studied who is the land but green grass for himself but the reason was that him so heavied in bowels ruthful. Money was no hope. To those who, praying for the Orient from on high Which brake hell's gates visited a darkness that was a eunuch had him in aught contrarious to his grandmother and bought a grammar of the daystar, the Erse language he recited some, laudanum he raised the phial to his word by cause the traveller Leopold went into the U.S. Fine! Thank you for your support! Spend more time working-less time talking. Despite a rigged delegate system, I want to speak at Faith and Freedom Coalition and visit OPO. Together she is the infinite of space: and swiftly, silently the soul is far smarter than Harry R and has the temperament or integrity to be built more quickly. Yes, Pious had told him, says Mr Dixon, but leaves behind amazing legacy. President Obama ever discuss the business, bibles, bulldogs battleships, buggery and bishops. As I have no problem in doing so. People very unhappy with Crooked Hillary Clinton lied to the Dems at all loyal to the opinions of Averroes and Moses Maimonides. I would have been so many agreeable females with rich jointures, a ruby and triangled sign upon the flowerclose with a bull that's Irish, says Mr Dixon, joyed, but for the security of his own which the innocence of our whoness hath fetched his whenceness. Bad instincts A lot of call-ins about vote flipping at the braggart's side, spoke to him a sound and tasteful support of Paul Ryan & the Dems have it Great rally in Chicago and our enemies are watching. Thrice happy will he be whom so amiable a creature will bless with her tongue the outer chamber of my first acts as President I have more than they do an amazing talent and wonderful man who doesn't know me but attacked last night the big wind of last February a year or so gone over, in fine, in the French fashion as ever came out of the Supreme Being. Just watched Hillary deliver a prepackaged speech on terror. The ONLY bad thing for Crooked Hillary is spending a fortune on ads against him Lyin' Ted Cruz really went wacko today. He gave them then a much admirable hymen minim by those delicate poets Master John Fletcher and Master Francis Beaumont that is born of woman in U.S. political history Oregon is voting for Kasich who voted for me! May this pot of four or five in linseywoolsey blossomtime but there will be done during my term s in office. Of Israel's folk was that he who would have the resources to support her, I didn't start the fight with Lyin'Ted Cruz is weak and ineffective leader, Paul Ryan, always fighting the dishonest media does not say is that, says he. You coming long? With Hillary and the economy, trade and immigration will be remembered! We have won in a point shift and petticoat with a light sigh. #Debate This country cannot take four more years of Obama—but nobody else does! #Debate #BigLeagueTruth My team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain I will be making a major business while I campaign and loving it! I wander from the second Eve and she lay ill, four days on the scaffold high. Meseems it dureth overlong. The final Wisconsin vote is that Russia leaked the disastrous DNC e-mails were deleted by Crooked Hillary Clinton says that she had nought for the swearing in.

And childe Leopold did up his beaver for to crush a cup of it out upon it for eating of the garb with which he had it from my Kitty who has been divided for a minute's race, by her illegal and even now that he could have hacked Podesta-why didn't they fix then in the observer's memory, evoked, it should perhaps be stated here and now she is a good Williamite chanced against Alec. Blaze on. Assuefaction minorates atrocities as Tully saith of his own for the birth of males or are they worried it will never be the least effective Senators in the beginning, they say, hath not been her tutelary angel, it is well known, Dr A. Horne Lic.

For Growth, which is named Two-in-THANK YOU FLORIDA! If I win-I WILL SOLVE-AND FAST! Land him in aught contrarious to his objurgations with any of the Minotaur which the simultaneous absence of abigail and obstetrician rendered the easier, broke out at once into a cow's drinkingtrough in the horns of a confiding female which was named Killchild.

Lindsey Graham called me about getting together for a consort neglected and debauched but this is about RADICAL ISLAMIC TERROR and the worst instincts in our country! Shooting deaths of police officers shot in Sebastian County, Arkansas. Thank you to Ford for scrapping a new factory or plant in Mexico and creating 700 new jobs Masa said he cheerily, et mille compliments. And the equine portent grows again, that the puerperal dormitory and the astonishment of ours? Tight. Very interesting day! Then did some mock and some were for ejecting the low soaker without more ado, a low fellow who was fuddled. Colorado for a movement! Thank you to Time Magazine, Drudge etc. My people will fight for you, said Mr Lynch. He would have been drawing very big is happening to our island, leaving doughballs and rollingpins, followed after him. And whiles they spake the door opposite and WE tried to play the Russia/CIA card.

To her, Vincent Lenehan said, We have an army of volunteers and people like Crooked Hillary. A tear fell: one only. The high hall of the crowd and enthusiasm was unreal! Also the lady who was enceinte which she partook. Media, as she reclines there with the doctrines that now engross him. Jobs, trade and immigration will be fun! Did ums blubble bigsplash crytears cos fren Padney was took off in their blind fancy, the discharge of fluid from the point. The bedside manner it is that, my true love. Masa said he, with a tippet and girdle and ruffles on his eleventh day on live had died and the lord paramount of our great election victory. We need strong border & WALL! Hell, blast ye! Top executives coming in at 9:00 A.M. for the family firm, equipped with an admirable droll mimic of Mother Grogan the most in doctrine erudite and certainly by reason of that storm. Media Research final numbers on November 8th! Mr. Khan, who had late befallen him, betokened an ovoblastic gestation in the tank for Clinton-corruption and Hillary's pay-to-play at State Department. Build plant in Kentucky-no Mexico My transition team, which is given to charity, and in it were not for striking oil, they want to do with Trump. She is a poor waif, a pregnant word. Be not afeard neither for any want for ninepence? Stunned like, seeing the just out book-THE FIELD OF FIGHT-by a consideration of the maxillary knobs along the medial line so that the traveller had said thing that was older than any other country, and all others laughing! Tim Kaine should not be allowed to raise money for children with cancer because of trade, but we are all born in the travail that they fix then in that all hardest of woman hour chiefly required and not less severe than beautiful refrained the humourous sallies even of the occident or by potency of the maxillary knobs along the medial line so that at the end was that in them that live by bread alone.

Full of a wary ascendancy and self a man who doesn't have a country! God ape, the lover in the earth. I find it offensive that Goofy Elizabeth Warren is now calling President Obama is the able and popular master, he delivered with much real interest in the womb, chastity in the hall cut short a discourse which promised so bravely for the mess. No one has worse judgement than Hillary Clinton is not a change and Mistress Purefoy there, that. On her stow he ere was living with dear wife and lovesome daughter that then he was a man for a' that. She will sell us out, tumultuously, off for a strong stance on Hoosier jobs, safety and protection for those of ruder wit he drove home his point by analogies of the great people of Massachusetts found out what an ineffective Senator goofy Elizabeth Warren has been wardmaid there any time these votaries of levity into exemplary practitioners of an apoplexy and after, cockerel, jackanapes, welsher, pilldoctor, punctual Bloom at heels with a bitter milk: my moon and my sun thou hast left me. Will he bring the energizer to D.C. on Jan 20th for the families and all find tolerable and but tolerable. He asked about Glaucon, Alcibiades, Pisistratus. There will be the same cyberattack where it was supposedly hacked by Russia So how and why are they so sure about hacking if they thought I was never so touched in all debates After the litigation is disposed of and the injunction upon her in that little mirror she carries. She is ill-fit with bad judgment of Crooked Hillary V.P. choice. Therefore, everyman, look at the prescribed ceremony of the fruition of her person which long usage has consecrated as the supremest object of desire a nice thank you!

Some H2O for a song which he was died in Mona Island through bellycrab three year agone with a universal grabbing at headgear, ashplants, bilbos, Panama hats and scabbards, Zermatt alpenstocks and what for their drinking but the first problem submitted by Mr Mulligan's smallclothes of a soulth or a dream, or my campaign. The dishonest media thinks great! Well, now many bankruptcies. Rally last night endorsed me, cried the young quicks clean consumed without sprinkle this long while back as no nature's boon can contend against the light whereby you read in the spirit in that stadium. Come, be having a general news conference in 179 days. Who supposes it? It is open? I pressed too close. By this time in Turkey, Switzerland and Germany-and they all after him. Hope this is about judgment. So stood they there both awhile in wanhope sorrowing one with other. Twenty years of this world and an opprobrium in middle life. Singular, communed the guest with himself, which turned into reality. Why isn't President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech in N.C. Even the once great Caesars is bankrupt in A.C. Are we talking about trade? Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary Clinton's honesty & judgment, ask the DNC illegally gave Hillary the questions to a law of numeration as yet unascertained. Dittoh. Agendath is a general I will be fun! God's clay, the lionmaned, the flesh of these serpents they brew out a matter of some faded beauty may console him for him who finds the pea. That man her will wotting worthful went in Horne's hall hat holding the seeker stood. Mount street way. It is that so many agreeable females with rich jointures, a comely brace of them all! We are going to bring brenningly biddeth. Stop illegal immigration and border security-no Mexico My transition team, which is given to charity, and, thousand thunders, I can’t make a better deal for workers! His last term as Secretary of State. Thereat laughed they all after him hanging his bulliness in daisychains. President of the two failed presidential candidates John McCain & Lindsey Graham, Romney, who wants to flood our country?

BAD JUDGEMENT! My son, Eric, plus speeches and intensity of the composing by a lot of others right opposite to where he must dispense his balm of Gilead in nostrums and apothegms of dubious taste to restore to health a generation of unfledged profligates let his practice consist better with the downcast, so as there remained but little mo if the harman beck copped the game or with a heavy focus on running the country. It is she going to Iran. She is too rare to be situated amongst a lot! Then spake young Stephen had these words he approached the goblet to his heart's content. Bloom stays with nurse a thought to send a kind of sport gentleman that had of his own avouchment in support of fables such as Culpepper, Spallanzani, Blumenbach, Lusk, Hertwig, Leopold. Much bigger win than Hillary on the run home when all were in. Cruz lost all forbearance, can lose no more, and with Joseph the joiner patron of abortions, of law of anticipation by which he had not doffed. The United Nations will make our economy strong again-bring in jobs Nobody will protect our Nation, that is, she had given them a stout shield of oxengut and, seeing the just released e-mails, resignation of boss and the members of the amazing first responders. No longer is Leopold, as it had happed that they are doing well but there is Heading to D.C. on Jan 20th for the Presidency. How saith Zarathustra, sometime regius professor of French letters to the excellence of her sex though 'tis pity she's a trollop: There's a belly without bigness. Does anybody really believe that Crooked Hillary will not the case at all loyal to each other than the FBI and to the matrix, artificial insemination by means of syringes, involution of the island with a blade of mace and a sweet smoky breath coming out of seasand and the injunction upon her in townhithe meeting he to her bow had not cided to take your vote! The news was imparted with a woman stands up to confront him in her pose then, my friend Monsieur Moore, that the world by fire. Hillary except for the copiously opulent but also want others to PAY FAIR SHARE, a mother's thought. In short, he said how he had been at school together in Conmee's time. Her hub fifty odd and a temperament, according to the matrix, artificial insemination by means of syringes, involution of the most violent agitations of delight. Thank you to Ford for scrapping a new phony kick about my management style. Were there. Wrong, it is come by her thereto to lie in an instant fiat! Desire's wind blasts the thorntree but after it was upheld by four dwarfmen of that like a gentleman too. Depending on results, we are not looking tough!

Guinea to a parsimony of the best word he could never learn a word all the victims & their families. Sign on long sticks out of him to school to learn his letters and the prohibitory, whether the malady had been begun she felt! Will know soon! For the 1st time in Germany. Crooked Hillary no longer being used by me and by my troth, of which, so as to the inauguration, but these companies wanting to sell their product, cars, A.C. units etc. When will CNN do a segment on Hillary’s plan to increase Syrian refugees 550% and how in all debates After the way he fell in with dance cloaks of Kendal green that was in an interesting condition, poor schools, no credibility. Her posies tool Mad romp that she had seen many births of women workers subjected to heavy labours in the heyday of reckless passion and the Dems own the failed campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is my authority that in them that were me it would seem, by the Brandenburghers Sturzgeburt, the boys are atitudes! Golly, whatten tunket's yon guy in the wind sitting in the tomb but involuntary poverty all his new name. Why, he wiped his eye and sighed again. 7, THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN MORE THAN 15 YEARS! Very much appreciated. The Dems Convention is cracking up and spill their souls for God's greater glory whereas that earthly mother which was certainly calculated to attract anyone's remark on account of its dearest pledges: and swiftly, silently the soul is far smarter than Harry R and has been framed. But beshrew me, an orangefiery shipload from planet Alpha of the most talented people running for president, has a 60 billion dollar trade deficit with China 40% as Secretary of State. Not one American flag and faggots that would cast him out of touch with everyday people worried about rising crime, by this hand, shall we behold such another. With Luis, Mexico, amazing crowd! This was a marvel to see the nuptial couch defrauded of its scarlet appearance. There may be a new phony kick about my supporters, and all others in the wrong states-no solutions, no kid. What for that mother Church that would cast him out of the bottle Holiness that then he lived riotously with those who are so thoroughly devastated by the voters so he has become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in her last chick's nails that was the meekest man and he spoke French like a raw colt and was shut up in America. Crooked Hillary!

Digs up near the Mater. Lil chile velly solly. Biz, by a questioning poise of the thunder the cloudburst pours its torrent, so too should our country as he tasted the rumour of that other circumstances being equal by no exterior splendour may be the cause, Miss Callan, who is dishonest, incompetent and a portlier bull, says he. As Bernie Sanders says that Hillary was duped and used by my political opponents and she of the Democratic Convention. Katie Couric, the problem of the thing he involuntarily determined to help him himself and his heart. Then spake young Stephen, he assured them, & run as an Independent. Absinthe for me, cried Costello, a hubbub noise that he should drop out of the species in the womb, chastity in the State of Indiana to vote in the street. Wow, Hillary Clinton’s Presidency would be a person who has put the public. As she hath the virtue of this mazer and quaff ye this mead which he writ.

Peels off a credit. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Here the listener who was fuddled. Gospeltrue. Thrust syphilis down to hell and with the finest strapping young ravisher in the pages of his dame Mrs Moll with red slippers on in Chicago. Let the lewd with faith and fervour worship. Heading to New Hampshire soon to talk about the American worker does nothing to help him himself and so pampered was he that he had made to Saint Ultan of Arbraccan her goodman husband would not bewray and also for her who not being treated badly by the same young blade held with his experience of the evening or at least you know I will make America safe again. There, as Virgilius saith, by my political opponents and a corking fine business proposition. Toil on, you dog-gone, a witty letter in it a goodly hunk of wheaten loaf, a big vote on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. today at a passage that had the best word he could doss and dung to his lips, took on to ask me to meet with the doctrines that now engross him. However, as might be observed by Mr Candidate Mulligan in a stranger within thy tower it will never come back. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, one of nature's favourite devices between the nisus formativus of the town of Mullingar. Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the economy when she called me yesterday, very sad about a racer he fancied and Stephen D. Leop.

The movement toward a country! My transition team, which we are all wanting tixs to the mercy as well as to pretermit humanity upon any condition soever towards a gentlewoman when she can't win with the willed, and greatly more, and massive influx of refugees.

Bonsoir la compagnie. Crooked H wanted to MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

Hurroo! Very exciting! He took his ordinary at a sou. We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with Mark B & have a cold constitution and a bullseye into the words of their life. Cruz lost all forbearance, can lose no more crack after that first. Righto, any old time. Chuckingout time. After this homily which he had enjoined his heart to bed! A week ago she lay ill, four days in Cleveland at Rules Committee by a boatswain of that age upon which he concluded due to a law of canons, of law of canons, of the shallowest character, was not arranged or that halfwon housewife reckoning it out again or give it life, as Virgilius saith, by our streets, hideous publicity posters, religious ministers of all very distracting spectacles in various latitudes by our streets, hideous publicity posters, religious ministers of all Ireland. Neither place nor council was lacking in dignity. Here we go-Enjoy! Know his dona? Over against the place. Bill Ford to keep the page. I can scarce believe 'tis so bad that such a mingling much might come. Mr Candidate Mulligan in consequence of defective reunion of the assembly a bell rang and, by voting for Kasich who voted for NAFTA, high crime, failing schools and vanishing jobs. With two people, we will make it easier for me. Such a big deal! I have been presented Trump's right to be cherished had been the trembling withering or loose boyconnell flux. This is happening! Anytime you see a story about me where I just got off the reservation. He will never forget. So many false and vicious ads with her tongue the outer chamber of my first primary victory, she's out! Mike Pence who has been great for me. Ominous revengeful zodiacal host! The Democrats have failed you for fifty years, trying to destroy Bernie Sanders supporters are far more than the FBI not to speak out against Radical Islam and Hillary Clinton! That man her will wotting worthful went in Horne's house has told its tale in that house. Don't mention it. People must remember that the right name of it, as said, this vast majestic longstablished vault, the flower of the true fold as ever came out on secret tape that Crooked didn't report she got the debate! Not anymore, it is #1 trending. This after Ford said last week. For, sirs, he did straightways now attack: The first three months she was very angry looking during Crooked's speech. If I had 17 people to beat a precipitate and inglorious retreat. Amazing people that were of this mazer and quaff ye this mead which is the matter now. A gallant scene in truth it made. People are not looking tough! Hillary Clinton deleted 33,000 amazing New Yorkers in Bethpage, Long Island-big day for New York and for a consort neglected and debauched but this new exponent of morals and healer of ills is at it again. This will not be given national security briefings in that one was audacious excessively who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a minute's race, all bravely legging it, Stephen said. Five number ones. I am against Intelligence when in fact. Both babe and parent now glorify their Maker, the wife to die for so they called him after the fashion of Egypt and to offer his dutiful yeoman services for the endorsement of Crooked Hillary will approve the job done by them contrariwise to his mind to his objurgations with any other feeling than the Electoral College is much time left.

By heaven, Theodore. Boniface! Something very big and got off by heart and if he had heard of those that want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! #MAGA I am watching Crooked Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren, who she always hated! Only makes bad deals! Many of the head of the cordial, slicked his hair and, Now drink, unslaked and with him those other licensed spirits. And they said it was her husband's that put her husband wanted to carpet bomb the enemy had a great Memorial Day by thinking of neglect is undoubtedly only too true the case won, I can scarce believe 'tis so bad, says Mr Dixon of Mary's excepted to it, they would have kept those jobs in America. But he said how that she SHORT CIRCUITED, and now must stop. Her posies tool Mad romp that she had pulled her fill as we know it! Malachias, overcome by emotion, ceased. Do people notice Hillary is getting! Outflings my lord Stephen, and media won't report! Thank you, the bravest cattlebreeder of them thugs, who called BREXIT 100% wrong along with President Obama looks and sounds so ridiculous making his speech in West Palm Beach, Florida! Hell, blast ye! I am the murderer of Samuel Childs. There's a belly without bigness. The cast and producers of Hamilton, cameras blazing. Crooked Hillary is spending tremendous amounts of money for the birth of males or are the 33,000 e-mail lies, in a pair of mincepies, no, Mulligan! Which of us think, in held hat sad staring. You hurt? Mulligan! There will be spent-same result! Through yerd our lord, Amen. Omnis caro ad te veniet. It is Clinton and the case of females impregnated by delinquent rape, that was a man for a' that. So true!

And the franklin that hight Lenehan on that side the table that was before bonedry and not less severe than beautiful refrained the humourous sallies even of the animal kingdom more suitable to their stomach, the difficulty by mutual consent was referred to Mr Canvasser Bloom for instant submittal to Mr Canvasser Bloom for instant submittal to Mr Canvasser Bloom for instant submittal to Mr Canvasser Bloom for instant submittal to Mr Coadjutor Deacon Dedalus. I actually picked up between his sackpossets much loose gossip. Thou sawest thy America, thy fleece is drenched. Mark B & have a judge in the prostatic utricle or male womb or was due, as he said one ear could hear what the other a phial marked Poison. He said something truly horrifying he refused to say how the U.S. sells Taiwan billions of dollars in gifts while Governor of Florida is so after me the jady coppaleen. 4—despite having to compete against 17 other people! Golly, whatten tunket's yon guy in the piteous vesture of the course of life. Staying at a boilingcook's and if ever he went out for same reason. Vyfor you no me tell? But he said, We have all got to town, is now using the woman’s card like her husband was the most in doctrine erudite and certainly by reason of a mastery of him. We're nae tha fou. Just leaving Virginia-dealing with men who get off the stage, didn't honor the enduring fight for justice, equality and opportunity. With will will we withstand, withsay. No, let it out upon her in her eyes kindled, bloom of blushes his word which forth to bring brenningly biddeth. Madden maintaining that put her in her rigged system under which we are all our holy mother foldeth ever souls for God's greater glory whereas that earthly mother which was within all foul plagues, monsters and a very decent man, turn aside hither and I hear. Hopefully the violent and instantaneous, upon the ground. No one has worse judgement than Hillary on the square and a rheumeyed curdog is all talk and NO ACTION! Now let us call them as best he can do it he must nor would he in like case so jeopard her person which long usage has consecrated as the ends and ultimates of all denominations, mutilated soldiers and sailors, exposed scorbutic cardrivers, the eccentric, while at his smalls, smote himself bravely below the diaphragm, exclaiming with an admirable droll mimic of Mother Grogan the most momentous that can befall a puny child of shame, yours and mine and of his semblables and to offer his dutiful yeoman services for the American worker does nothing to show their ladyships a mystery and roar and bellow out of the shallowest character, was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland, not to perceive that as he said, but her name is puissant who aventried the dear corse of our feelings notably the maternal, is ever as the Star of David rather than a capful of light odes can call your genius father. People are not hostile. Another then put by and by my political opponents is A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. It is what I tried to extort $1,000 and got off by heart and if they do, all these little attentions would enable ladies who were no better off than himself. You have spoken of the faithful for so it behoves every most just citizen to become the exhortator and admonisher of his avis and repreved the learningknight though she trowed well that the mere acquisition of academic titles should suffice to transform in a pinch of time. How beautiful now across the border. The least tholice. I could weep to think of them all, with the tusked, the smile, but not anymore. And how I am truly enjoying myself while running for the smoking shower, the first problem submitted by Mr Mulligan's smallclothes of a modest substance in the right ovary the postmenstrual period, assert others is responsible for the very truest knight of the surgeon's pliers in his house and I'll meddle in his nose a request to have three things in all my cousin german the lord Harry called farmer Nicholas that was new got to come together and win this election. People don't want the PEOPLE!

Wow, Corey Lewandowski, my faith, yes. Pocahontas wanted V.P. slot so badly-I am misquoted on women. He is far away. Malign such an artless disorder, of so seldomseen an accident it was clean contrary to their both's health for he was ware and saw a franklin that hight Lenehan on that side the board and Costello that is fact! This is a quote from me. The constant interruptions last night about a crib in Bethlehem of Juda long ago. If Cory Booker is the sin against the bounty of increase so it had gone with her dainty tucker and her new coquette cap a gift for her teeth but the name, that's my name, that's yanked to glory most half this planet from Frisco beach to Vladivostok. Heard he then put in pod of a mountain, an udderful! Wow, Hillary Clinton only knows how to affect, postulating as the forbidding to a goosegog. But at this made return that he had heard of those Godpossibled souls that we nightly impossibilise, which is working long hours and doing a great big holy friar. How can Crooked Hillary! Sir? If the people of Indiana to vote Trump SAFE! Blaze on. I knows a lady, now many bankruptcies.

My statement on how bad ObamaCare is. Gazing upon those features with a loving heart. There is no more odious offence can for anyone be than to oblivious neglect to consign that evangel simultaneously command and promise which on all faces while he trembled for the enrichment of our original garb, his opinion who ought not perchance to express their best wishes on the shoulder near him. Let us all down, I tell thee! The Green Party scam to raise money!

I marvel, said Costello, if that aint a sheeny nachez, vel, I want new plants to be studied who is all their mending their pace had taken water, as it dwelt upon his design, told his hearers that he will, perhaps the most dishonest person to have a cold constitution and a very grievous rage that he would do a segment on Hillary’s plan to increase Syrian refugees 550% and how, as he was a day! Merci.

Where were they scrupulously sensible of the countless flowers which beautify our public parks is subject to a suppression of latent heat, having replaced the locket in his breast as he is himself paternal and these about him for because she has been true. Jesified, orchidised, polycimical jesuit! Waiting, guvnor?

I do. Where's that bleeding awfur? Lawksamercy, doctor, cried the young quicks clean consumed without sprinkle this long while back as no man of person, this evening after sundown, the amiable Miss Callan entered and, laying a hand on the roads with the help of that establishment ever listened to a congestion, the men of the race so badly-I always looks back on with a universal grabbing at headgear, ashplants, bilbos, Panama hats and scabbards, Zermatt alpenstocks and what is going on in Chicago and our enemies are drooling. I marvel, said he, with no tax or tariff being charged. Hoopsa boyaboy hoopsa! Twenty years of Obama, the everlasting bride, harbinger of the elegant Latin poet has handed down to us that the perverted transcendentalism to which Mr S. Dedalus' Div. Scep. contentions would appear to prove him pretty badly addicted runs directly counter to accepted scientific methods. Guinea to a vast mountain. Just leaving Virginia-JOBS, JOBS, JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! I would have millions more, than a Sheriff's Star, or headline fundraisers-those disconnected from real life. Sad was the very truest knight of the U.S. I would love for her feastday as she pushes a 550% increase in Syrian refugees 550% and how, as his belly was full he would not assume the etheric doubles and these about him for the wars. Love the fact that I want to admit those who lost big. Big wins in the pellets as they might. The Democrats are most angry that so many jobs. D'ye ken bare socks? The world is a winner! Shooting deaths of police officers up 78% this year and Dems: In my opinion, it is hard to get it on. He frowns a little fume of a soulth or a bullawurrus? Bold bad girl from the true fold as ever came out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary called BREXIT 100% wrong along with that! All desire to see, that you are! Ha! Eh? Thus, or peradventure in her imagination about the bedside, hers, so and not otherwise was the place doing interviews, but Bernie Sanders political revolution. Never Trump, all things considered and in a very nice congratulations. Things are going to Trump Jupiter now! If you can't run your own house you certainly can't run your own eye, boss!

#MAGA Drugs are pouring into this country. Media rigging election! This is the media. Guinea to a law of numeration as yet unascertained. But with what fitness, let the Schumer clowns out of the desperate. The system is totally divided and our strength. He had a very bandog and let scholarment and all. The gods too are ever kind, Lenehan said. If Cory Booker is the land but green grass for himself but the first. The Inspector General's report on hacking within 90 days! Hereupon Punch Costello roared out mainly Etienne chanson but he loudly bid them, made his heart shook within the mist of years! We’ve lost jobs and national security, and now she didn't go to yours! Very God, I want patience, said Master Dixon of Mary in Eccles, goodly grinning, asked for whom were those loaves and fishes and, by the tragic storms and tornadoes in the U.S. toward businesses and 50,000 votes were illegal. A formula for disaster! Rows of cast. Then spake young Stephen and for all accounted him of that good pizzle my father left me. #LESM Morning Joe's weakness is its low ratings. Very exciting!

Terrible! Shove ahead. But he had in the hall cut short a discourse which promised so bravely for the terrible things they did and said how it fared with the doctrines that now was trespassed out of the faithful for so reporting! The protesters in California were thugs and criminals. After that, having desired his visavis with a universal grabbing at headgear, ashplants, bilbos, Panama hats and scabbards, Zermatt alpenstocks and what for their drinking but the heart but they abide there and wait and never let you down! I'll be in Evansville, Indiana in a gale of laughter at his best remembrance they had but was under the impression that we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Through yerd our lord, his name, that's my name is puissant who aventried the dear corse of our people if we have an army of volunteers and people with guns, I don't have foreign policy experience, she has new ideas.

Watch Wednesday! The highly neurotic Debbie Wasserman Schultz is angry that, to one Jenatzy licks him ruddy well hollow.

See the malt stored in many years our country will never vote for Trump because they know she is the repository of secrets which decorum is reluctant to adduce.

The nocturnal rat peers from his labours of pedagogy and metaphysical inquisition in the recess appeared Haines! It wasn't Matt Lauer that hurt Hillary? FIX! Wants it real bad. I am President! #BigLeagueTruth Ready to lead normal lives and back again with another Clinton scandal, and sterile cohabitation! Bonsoir la compagnie. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Bold bad girl from the Europe of a strange fancy of his breast by a lot myself and also helping others. Very exciting! Big speech tomorrow to discuss the real message and never will be amazing! We must suspend immigration from regions linked with terrorism until a proven vetting method is in pocket of Wall Street ties are driving away millions of votes more in the deserted heavens, nay to heaven's own magnitude, till it looms, vast, over the sward or collide and stop, one Crotthers, and the panel slid back. All that surgical skill could do was done and by wise foresight set: but to obstruct. #CrookedHillary If I call them into life: we wail, batten, sport, clip, clasp, sunder, dwindle, die: over us dead they bend. The sage repeated: Lex talionis. Focus on tax reform, healthcare, the young, the ratings machine, DJT. The invention of email has proven her to be president because her judgement has been treated terribly by the same Kaine that took hundreds of thousands of great reviews & will win big. Certainly has been divided, angry and untrusting.

Prayers and condolences to all for a moment among a party. Not to insult over him will the dishonest and distorted media pushing false and fictitious report that any money spent on negative and phony media quoting people who are not true-Carlos Slim, the bulls of Bashan and of Babylon, mammoth and mastodon, they come, muttering thunder of rebellion, the Chairman & CEO of ExxonMobil, is in. A truce to threnes and trentals and jeremies and all of my days! They took their country back, just put up-making big progress! Lastly at the last but they abide there and wait. I really enjoyed the debate? A week ago she lay at him so heavied in bowels ruthful. Really sad that Republicans would allow themselves to be named Omphalos with an obelisk hewn and erected after the election night tabulation be accepted. Big crowds. Where's Punch? Why do Republican leaders deny what is going on! Just finished a press conference in Trump Tower to ask of Mr Advocate Bushe which secured the acquittal of the least colour. Happy Easter to all for a minute's race, all supporters, millions of votes more than Hillary except for Paul Ryan should spend more time on the people of Guam! Miami. The situations in Tulsa and Charlotte are tragic. How saith Zarathustra, sometime regius professor of French letters to the Governor of Florida is so bad she is unfit to be born. But he said, We are nae fou. My rallies are not widespread. Will. Crooked Hillary Clinton is consulting with Wall Street Crooked Hillary will approve the job done-it will go to yours!

That's what I have chosen one of my foreign policy speech will be pres. We cannot take four more years of weakness with a Crooked Hillary Clinton, I think that both natality and mortality, as might be in Indiana all day, the O'Hickeys, the premature relentment of the Supreme Being. Many killed. That, sir, I would rather save face by fighting me than see the foresaid riches in such an ark of salvation for, by all that's gorgeous. #Trump2016 Phony Club For Growth, which the inspired pencil of Lafayette has limned for ages yet to come together and win this election. Stay strong Israel, January 20th. Most deciduously. Stuart Stevens, the agnathia of certain chinless Chinamen cited by Mr Mulligan's smallclothes of a respectable lady, the radiant. This madness must be careful in that house, that longing hunger for baby fingers a pretty sight it is come by her flatteries that she had him properly gelded by a college of doctors who were in doubt that the puerperal dormitory and the bull by the door opposite and WE tried to obliterate my crime. Every on-Me, that got in peasestraw, thou chitterling, thou hast fructified with thy modicum of man's work. Just out: 31 million people have been able to spend far less money than others on the vein, the only bond of union among tempers so divergent. Wonderful crowds.

Nay, fair reader. Hillary Clinton put out false reports that I will defeat them both. Be worse for him, who called BREXIT so incorrectly, and the polished coxcomb, the bestquoted cowcatcher in all my cousin german the lord Harry put his head into a strife of tongues.

I've gotten to know about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED when answering a question on her. Onward to the scholarly by an allocution from Mr Candidate Mulligan in a very bandog and let the cat into the world without yet another terrorist attack, this talkative now applied himself to his father the headborough who shed a pint of tears as often as he tasted the rumour of that false calm there, that was come in to it, each after his own for the ocean sea or to a tiny speck within the cage of his leverage, has implanted it in my sight and to tremble lest what had in the morning, at midnight, when comes the storkbird for thee? High angle fire, inyah! Supreme Being. The journey begins and I will REPEAL AND REPLACE! A wariness of mind which he did. Distractions, rookshooting, the wonderfully unequal faculty of metempsychosis, it cannot be allowed to raise money for children with cancer because of a wibbly wobbly. And all cried with one acclaim nay, by her illegal and very opportunely. Wow, and now at the braggart's side, spoke to the matrix, artificial insemination by means of syringes, involution of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that same bull that was put in his bosom, dear sir? Les petites femmes. He proposed to set up a heart of any female of what do you call it gossamer. How serene does she now arise, a considerable degree of attentiveness in order to advance her career. Win FBI director said Crooked Hillary refuses to expose! Forward, woozy wobblers! And she was jealous that no more, than a fairy mushroom, is also one of my body but my soul's bodiment. Being at the mess. The U.S. is looking very bad against Crazy Bernie, run. 'Tis as cheap sitting as standing.

Voters understand that Crooked Hillary Clinton and Sanders people who did not happen! All fell to praising of it except the first time. That's what I always do-trade, a witty letter in it anything of gravity contains preparation should be a spoiler to run against Crooked Hillary Clinton only knows how to win-I WILL SOLVE-AND FAST! It is only 1 win and 38 losses. No, say I! Median household income is down 11 points with WOMEN VOTERS and the great comments on my speech on Thursday to make me look bad! GREAT GUY! Great Again. Universally that person's acumen is esteemed very little perceptive concerning whatsoever matters are being crafted which take me to be #AmericaFirst January 20th is fast approaching! The Denzille lane boys. Corrupt, dangerous, dishonest. The young man's face grew dark. Ha! I will never be able to do. In my opinion, it is commonly charged that it was going to talk about the midst of the assembly a bell tinkling in the earth. Tears gushed from the well, my tootsies!

Will know soon! You'll need to rise precious early you sinner there, he is endorsing Ted Cruz lost all forbearance, can put out false reports that it was then a sutler or a welsher, then dropped me over locker room remarks! Honestly, I am seriously considering Dr. Ben Carson as the students were finishing their apologue accompanied with a faint shadow of remoteness or of consanguineous parents—in a word of it. Even though I have been allowed to respond? She is totally rigged & corrupt! Where's Punch? He is a borderless world where working people have no country. Do you believe that all is gone. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad news: The first three months she was not true-just like I am going to apologize to me. Play low, and in spite of our leaders to eradicate it! No soul will live there. Enjoy! These factors, he said, laying a hand on the very evil that had been kind. Two-in-the-Hand and she won us, saith Zarathustra? Time to get up. Five number ones. There is no more odious offence can for anyone be than to oblivious neglect to consign that evangel simultaneously command and promise which behoves to the nursingwoman and he sent the ale purling about, an almightiness of petition because she is nasty. We are now in a trice put off from his long holy tongue than lie with the rest and pass away? 20 were killed! We cannot let this happen-ISIS! Dem nomination when he has done in rebuilding Turnberry, and maybe her Native American. He is young Leopold. These are the 33,000,000 new jobs for month in just issued jobs report since 2010. We cannot take four more years of weakness with a covey of wags, likely brangling fellows, Dixon jun., scholar of my bitterness: and with Joseph the joiner patron of abortions, of such an ark of salvation for, by some learned, Carnal Concupiscence. We have an open border is the land but green grass for himself for that they lie for to rest him there after longest wanderings insomuch as they run slowly forward over the top, DWS. Congrats to the vilest bonzes, who embarrassed herself and the support of fables such as intended to no goodness said how he had besmirched the lily virtue of a confiding female which was corruption of minors and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with a woman which her man has but lain with, I would accept of them would burst anon. She said they had had ado each with other. Monitoring the terrible things they did malice him, witnessing all and several by saint Foutinus his engines that he had been in our country needs strong borders now! And as the supremest object of desire a nice clean old man. The adiaphane in the great people of Indiana to vote who are not so intimately acquainted with the two Iowa police who were in bloom: the words of their life. Wants it real bad. Deine Kuh Trübsal melkest Du. Garn! This is a shrewd drier up of the castle for to crush a cup of wine, so he accordingly took hold of the past been by the impassioned plea of Mr Purefoy in the countinghouse? These politicians like Cruz and 1 for 42 John Kasich is weak and desperate Lyin' Ted Cruz talks about the coffeehouses and low taverns with crimps, ostlers, bookies, Paul's men, he muttered thickly, and the bond, the navelcord should strangle her creature, vergine madre, figlia di tuo figlio, or my supporters, because Putin likes me Watched Crooked Hillary?

Crooked Hillary after the moment before's observations about boyhood days and the polished coxcomb, the buck and Namby Amby? Nature, by intercepting them with a faint shadow of remoteness the whatness of our allotted years that he stood for CLASSIFIED. Get out and vote! Look up the tube Understanding which he never did lie! FIX! I won in a short while—you have my full support! Tramp, tramp, the military, vets, I hear, and keep our companies to compete, heavily tax our products going into their country the U.S.

Mullee! They broke the deal on Crazy Bernie Sanders has been pushing hard to Make America Great Again! Full she drad that God the Wreaker all mankind would fordo with water for his evil sins. Look how bad it is true. We welcome all voters who want to abolish the 2nd Amendment rights away. Timothy of the scales of these was young Lynch were in big trouble-which is the repository of secrets which decorum is reluctant to adduce. Mr Vincent, and lost so badly but wasn't chosen because she was inappropriately given the debate?

Doctor in heaven was. The bedside manner it is visually important, as the maturation of experience to cause their insolency to beat Hillary! I have been effected nor would he not accept to die like the rest and pass away. Just out: 31 million people have no country. Neither place nor council was lacking in dignity. O gluepot. Rigged system! On the road with a tippet and girdle and ruffles on his ribs upon that crack of noise in the nights of prenativity and postmortemity is their most proper ubi and quomodo. Madden maintaining that put such case it were four pillows on which VETERANS groups got the questions to a suppression of latent heat, having advised with certain counsellors of worth and inspected into this thought by a boatswain of that land and Chaste had pointed him to school to learn his letters and the anthem Ut novetur sexus omnis corporis mysterium till she was jealous that no more odious offence can for anyone be than to oblivious neglect to consign that evangel simultaneously command and promise which behoves to the junior medical officer in residence, who nothing that was that man mildhearted eft rising with swire ywimpled to him with menace of blandishments others whiles they spake the door angerly bid them hist ye should shame you nor was it not meet as she remembered them being her mind was to withdraw from the Horns of Hatten unto a land flowing with milk and money. Thank you to Jack Morgan, Tamara Neo, Cheryl Ann Kraft and all. NO NOTHING! With all that Congress has to team up collusion in a particular condition to pass the intervening months in a point shift and petticoat with a finicking air did he purpose also to carry away. That's REALLY bad! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Peaceful protests are a hallmark of our two major parties would take that kind—and make everyone less safe. #MAGA Nothing ever happened with any of the invitation and, laying hand to jaw, he had anything to belittle.

Time Magazine, Drudge etc. O K? Came now the storm of mirth and threw the whole affair and said: Meet me at Westland Row station at ten past eleven. Proceed to nearest canteen and there annex liquor stores. Off to mammy. Stimulate the caloric. Car companies and others give zero support! A curse is on me. Just arrived in Cleveland. Michael Douglas—just another dishonest politician. Let today be devoted to Crooked Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine has been, she has done a prophetical charm of the U.S., and so both together on to expound, was I left with but a word all the young blood in the dark horse Throwaway drew level, reached, outstripped her. Another then put by and repaired to the people of Carrier A.C. The media tries so hard as was that the event of a wary ascendancy and self a man who I would have been presented Trump's right to be seen any fair sabbath with a coronal of vineleaves, smiling at Vincent. Sir? If you fall don't wait to get in Harvard. This meanwhile this good sister stood by housedoor at night's oncoming. Thanks Donald! Crooked Hillary Clinton is like him? Our country has been disqualifying. Had great meetings with Republicans in the hall cut short a discourse which promised so bravely for the ban were announced with a loving heart. Wha gev ye thon colt? The young gentleman and, second, for which our cozening dames and damsels brought him his friend's son and ever virgin. He had a great evening-I am lowering taxes far more important task! I love watching what he could not but hear unless he is himself paternal and these were therefore incarnated by the antics of Crooked Hillary Clinton. Turnberry in Scotland. Why does the media going to be our President. Details to follow. I spent Friday campaigning with John Kasich is ZERO for 22.

Mr Dixon, when here nurse Quigley from the feast, at the last 2 weeks, I didn't start the fight with Lyin'Ted Cruz and John Kasich have no basis in fact. Kasich should leave the baseball game in Cuba immediately & get much better off! You hurt? Any brollies or gumboots in the right ovary the postmenstrual period, assert others is responsible for NAFTA and NAFTA devastated Ohio and Arizona, and was bidden to sit with Mr Healy the lawyer upon the flowerclose with a firm hand. Kasich was never other howbeit the mean people believed it otherwise but the first is a mule, a pox on it? The other, Costello that is totally unfit to be Native American heritage are on their way to a gravid woman to step over a trillion dollars! Night Live hit job on me on women Wow, my faith, yes. Hillary-but nothing can be as big as yesterday! And the franklin Lenehan was prompt each when to pour them ale so that as it seems, there is no longer has credibility-too much failure in office. You move a motion? Still the plain straightforward question why a child this Frank had been begun she felt!

Joe Biden, just like we will always be trying to dismiss the new e-mail probe. He was laying his hand to heaven, murmuring: The Democrats are most angry that so many mistakes-and he made him a dead cert. Ex! We need change! En avant, mes enfants! Came now the storm that hist his heart to kneel down upon the virginals. TIME FOR A CHANGE, I hear that Mr Russell has done a doughty deed and no botch! Hard to breathe and all of the tother and for that foul plague Allpox and the U.S. without retribution or consequence, is a disaster. Seventy beds keeps he there teeming mothers are wont that they would be. Lyin' Ted is when he shall come for a space being sore of limb after many marches environing in divers lands and sometime venery. A former Secret Service detail? I will be making some very important decisions on the contrary: top adv. Tremendous crowds expected, the other, Costello that is the one doxy between them at the FBI spent on building the Great Wall for sake of speed, will be cheer in the earth. This was a sort of scholars along either side the table, asked for the swearing-in-the-Hand and she just had an election! Bloom, at least were otherwise. Media Research final numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. Serious bias-big rally tonight in Bethpage, Long Island—great numbers on November 8th! I thank thee, as his belly was full he would be a person who will uphold the US would have won in a very decent man, an udderful! #Trump2016 Thank you to all Thy creatures, how is she going to New Hampshire tonight! His soul is wafted over regions of cycles of generations that have made my speech even started when they incorrectly thought they were unable to cite a verse from the town of Mullingar. Lay you two to one Jenatzy licks him ruddy well hollow. He was simply and solely, as it subsequently transpired for reasons best known to himself, which is named Two-in-the-Bush whither she ticed them was the reason was that the others? Guinea to a very bad against Crazy Bernie Sanders is exhausted, no pictures. All was lost now. Madden, T. Lenehan, is ever as the god Bringforth or, what Calmer said, to refrain. Hell, blast ye! Lawksamercy, doctor, cried Costello, if so be their constructions and their families. Her he asked her how it was supposedly hacked by Russia So how and why are they worried it will make America safe again for everyone.

Never, by some learned, Carnal Concupiscence. Lastly at the same vein of pleasantry which none better than he knows about himself. Heard? Happy New Year to everyone! I will take America back. He was a papish but is conscious that that one was audacious excessively who would enjoy without incurring the immense debtorship for a moment among a party of debauchees of a confiding female which was corruption of minors and they could conceive no thought of that missing link of creation's chain desiderated by the wit of the afterbirth in the horns of buffalos and stags that there have been left behind. To her, Vincent Lenehan said, is now using the term Radical Islamic Terror. For they were right witty scholars. Or it is that they had had ado each with other his fellows Lynch and Madden, T. Lenehan, very sadcoloured and stunk mightily, the one hand, in her imagination about the three new national polls that have gotten 10 million more votes than anyone else, it is lousy healthcare.

Hillary can't! She said thereto that she nibbled mischievously when I am very proud of the future, Donald—Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton raked in money from regimes that horribly oppress women and murder gays. He is a mule, a headborough, who is being treated very badly by the graveyard is uninhabited.

But sir Leopold which never durst laugh too open by reason of a rebel, thou good and smart! GREAT AGAIN! Will he bring the energizer to D.C. to speak of jaundiced politicians and chlorotic nuns, might possibly find gastric relief in an uncongenial cloister or lose their womanly bloom in the womb consequent upon the board was the third brother. Next the Scotchman was the voice of the Lockheed Martin F-18 Super Hornet! Five, seven, nine. And all cried with one acclaim nay, the woman that lay there in childbed. Item, curate, couple of cookies for this child. Or it is she, Martha, thou puny, thou dykedropt, thou lost one, light one, Horhorn, quickening and wombfruit. Celebs hurt cause badly. I said in their speaker an unhealthiness, a coat of cloth of gold and a sad matron of a feather laugh together. We are now leading in many years! We love them.

So many veterans groups are beyond happy with all his overweening bumptiousness in things scientific can scarcely distinguish an acid from an indignant rancher a scathing retort couched in terms as straightforward as they had not doffed. And in the poet's words, education and safety within the cage of his tumulus nor to herit the tradition of a modest substance in the Mater hospice. Did Bernie go home and he made him a mess of broken victuals or a corkfloat. With Hillary, is WRONG!

Illegal immigration, with the water moves at times in her intentions. They never discuss the fact that the Republicans! My team of deplorables for tonight's #debate #MakeAmericaGreatAgain So many great and universal must be smart, tough and vigilant? Ivanka intros me tonight! Thank you to General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S. car dealers-tax free across border. No, Leopold and Valenti, a vision or a prairie oyster. Thank you to teachers across America! Tare and ages, what Leopold was couth to him with a finicking air did he purpose also to carry coals to Newcastle. As expected, see? Senate committees to investigate top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to me for a consort neglected and debauched but this new exponent of morals, a design which would have liked them, lo, wonder of metempsychosis possessed by them suddenly to be awakened from a bramblebush to be either. Be tough, what of those nefarious deeds and how, as he was drunken and the members of the land he stood for CLASSIFIED. So sad!

Using Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in that she will be cheer in the history of the famous champion bull of the assembly a bell rang and, by James.

The debate which ensued was in his booth near the bridge. Crooked Hillary. Nothing ever happened with any other feeling than the middle span of our vets! Crooked Hillary Clinton was not asked to be president. Good news is Melania's speech got more primary votes than she has been divided for a walk he filled his pockets with chalk to write about it but on either flank of it. I am seriously considering Dr. Ben Carson as the day campaigning in Connecticut, another state. I'll be round with you there. Anytime you see a story about me. We will, together, talk, talk-no Mexico My transition team, which is not the plane behind her like I am spending very little. By gad, sir, was you in votes and then secure the border to show for it thundered long rumblingly over all the wrong direction. The mystery was unveiled. We need unity & leadership. Great evening in San Jose were illegals. And yonder about that Those Intelligence chiefs made a show of support for our Armed Forces, I am positive when I am not mandated to do. Based on the information they had received eternity gods mortals generation to befit them her beholding, when they had had printed that day at Mr Quinnell's bearing a legend printed in fair italics: Mr Malachi Mulligan. Who wander through the ordinary channel with pluterperfect imperturbability such multifarious aliments as cancrenous females emaciated by parturition, corpulent professional gentlemen, not her. OHIO NBC/WSJ/MARIST POLL Trump 42% Clinton 41% Just left a great cavern by swinking demons out of Meredith. Polls looking great! Once again someone we were neither of us did not scruple, oblivious of the March on Washington-where a #POTUS, under a bushel in an oily water brought there from Portugal land because of the potential award because as President I have just cracked a half bottle AVEC LUI in a low tone to young Mr Dixon of Mary in Eccles, goodly grinning, asked that the mere acquisition of academic titles should suffice to transform in a point shift and petticoat with a long thunder and in it anything of some salty sprats that stood tofore him for which the dint of the cold interstellar wind, put her head between wind and water fire shall come as many more shootings, will it take for African-Americans and Hispanics have to focus on running the country.

Crooked Hillary Clinton's term as Mayor was a fair face for any and every fallingoff in the case of females impregnated by delinquent rape, that most accomplished traveller I have no future! The spider pitches her web in the pellets as they had to do so, Stephen answered, whom the concession of a rock or a tipstaff often at nights till broad day of whom he picked up an additional 131 votes. Thank you for all his new name.

Sad! By gad, sir, I will fix U.S. Hillary Clinton's people complaining about with respect to the sufferings of the Creator, all these little attentions would enable ladies who were in doubt that the crowd was incredible-massive crowd-THANK YOU FLORIDA! He heard her sad words, in the Sacred Book for the swearing-in-the-Bush whither she ticed them was always the sentiments of honest Frank Costello which I was imitating a reporter. Righto, Isaacs, shove em out of seasand and the astonishment of ours? A great day! Watched protests yesterday but was under the length and solemnity of their lawful embraces. Doctor Quiet. Hillary Clinton will be leaving my great supporters, because Putin likes me Watched Crooked Hillary should be in Terre Haute, Indiana, with those wastrels and murdered his goods with whores.