vernon who sends u a thirteen minute long voice note of him jerking off while you’re asleep because he’s been at it for so long it hurts but he still can’t come so it’s just him incoherently babbling and whining and frustratedly groaning into his mic telling u he wishes u were there to help. or something
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sick and tired of people assuming that our new lady users are porn bots. maybe they’re too shy to post anything. maybe they just want to promote their job. think about and re-evaluate why you’re so quick to shut down other women
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John, somehow in heaven, looking at Destiel: They've corrupted my son! My boy is not gay! He's a man, god dammit.
Bobby: The fact that your son is bisexual doesn't take anything away from his masculinity
John: He acts like a teenage girl
Bobby: Says the one that keeps a diary
John: ITS A JOURNAL
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everything shared here is self indulgent fiction and in no way reflective of how any of these people think, feel or behave in real life.
ODE TO A CONVERSATION ( stuck in your throat ).
everything with seungcheol has always been easy. easier than with anyone else, anyway. ( smut. exes to lovers. 6k words. )
ELECTRIC.
your best friend is many things. smart, funny, empathetic, a complete and utter pain in your ass to name but a few. and on the evening of his twenty-eighth birthday, you discover something a little unexpected: jeonghan is very afraid of thunderstorms. ( smut. fluff + mild angst. friends to something? 6.3k words. )
BURNIN' UP.
you really were just trying to enjoy a cool treat by the pool on a hot summer’s day. honest. ( smut. friends who fool around. mean!dom josh. 3.1k words. )
nothing here, yet !
JUST THE TWO OF US?
( prompt drabble. requested. fluff. friends to lovers. 1.1k words. )
BEST BEHAVIOUR.
( prompt drabble. requested. smut. sub!soonyoung. 1.1k words. )
nothing here, yet !
DON'T SWEAT IT.
today — the first time in a small forever that he forgot to check the battery on his earphones (and subsequently had them die on him mid-workout) — jihoon is forced to notice you. ( fluff + smut. gym crush. strangers to lovers. 18k words. )
VERSACE ON THE FLOOR.
or, the time you and your homebody boyfriend* decide to just… not go to your dinner plans. ( fluff. suggestive. est relationship. 2.4k words. )
LEE JIHOON, YOUR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT I.T GUY.
(prompt drabble. requested. coworkers to lovers. fluff. 2.3k words.)
nothing here, yet !
nothing here, yet !
UNDER THE COLLAR.
your unlucky-in-love best friend goes on a date with someone who, by all accounts, should be his perfect person. so… how exactly do you end up being the one who tucks his sorry, drunk ass into bed? ( fluff. some angst. mildly suggestive. pining. friends to ???. 4.6k words. )
TIL DEATH DO US PART.
( prompt drabble. requested. angst. zombie apocalypse au. TWs : death/blood/body horror. ~900 words. )
[ 22:38 ] ( smut/pwp. 1.5k words. )
NOW YOU SEE ME.
you can't say you're surprised that your boyfriend leaps at the thought of throwing some sensory deprivation into the mix of your sex life, but you're maybe a little shocked at just how into it he gets. ( smut. est relationship. blindfolding. 4.5k words. )
NETFLIX AND --?
you try everything in your power to try and help your workaholic boyfriend unwind on his night off. you quickly find out that vernon doesn’t know how to just do nothing. ( domestic smut. est relationship. 2.3k words. )
[ 5:55 ] ( smut/pwp. married au. christmas morning. 2k words. )
DO YOU DREAM OF ME?
the first time you kiss your soulmate, you’ll open your eyes to a world of colour. the problem? vernon hates the thought that he might pull away from you and still see in monochrome. or, five times he wanted to plant one on you, and the one time you beat him to it. ( fluff. mild angst. soulmate au. 5 times fic. f2l. 9.6k words. )
HIGH FIDELITY. | PART 1 | PART 2 | PART 3
getting back on the horse is hard, and failing to hit it off with the cute gamer guy you went for a drink with last night has the potential to be your love life’s last straw. but when up and coming rockstar VERNON unexpectedly canters into your life, you find yourself asking one very important question: do you have it in you to saddle up, one more time? ( fluff/angst/smut. up and coming rockstar au. miniseries. s2l. est. 38k words. )
DRIVE.
or, the night you realise it’s actually very hard to stay mad at the guy who shows up at your house, throwing stones at your window on a Thursday night, to try and fix something that was your mistake in the first place. ( fwb to lovers. angst, smut + fluff. 7.8k words. )
FOR BETTER, FOR WORSE.
(prompt drabble. requested. exes to lovers. fluff/smut. 5k words.)
MTL : able to undo your bra with one hand.
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