#jahuu

[pelihomppaa]

Viikon eka nyytti

Jahuu, no nyt saatiin nyytti auki kun vaadittavat ainekset löytyi jo ennestään eikä ollut tutkimusmatkoista kiinni. En kyl tee noilla lipuilla mitään ku en koskaan huomaa milloin purrokauppa ois ees auki. .-o

[ruttotohtori]

Jahuu

[oneleggedflamingo]

OC Time!

‘’But, inside his sleeves, Drew the leading inventor wizard of this side of the river, garners, bins, stockpiles and stores almost everything, a little bit of anything, always something and sometimes someone. ‘’ 

Drew Bishop, in his middle twenties, an inventor wizard.

I love writing him wandering around the city’s dark alleys. There is only one dark alley in Maidom and it is called The Dark Alley, or tadaa between friends. *sunglass emoji*

The cape probs. isn’t in that colour, but the shape would be something like that.

I translated one chapter in which he is running through tadaa. Just to give you some heads up, I am a native Finn, so the sentence structure is going to be interesting to read through. 

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Drew had entered the night and was now sneaking in the streets with his paperclip. He was determined to find out, who or what these anarchists actually were. They still had at least one sure target left, the last senator in fact, who was currently cowering in their hiding place. Drew only had few hours to plant himself in a good slot, and even then he might have made a mistake that just costed him the last clue to what was happening in this world.

Occasional city dwellers crossed paths with Drew, some raised their hands and nodded casually. Drew responded with a full face of bright smile and by making up a complex inner circle hand signal. Some people actually did the same nonsense signal back at Drew, there seemed to be no limit to Drew’s amusement.

Every time Drew skipped or scrambled past a side road between city blocks, someone with bass knuckles turned to look at him briefly. And so did everyone leaning in the shadows, but that was just basic human nature. Just think about it for a second. If someone hurried past you at this time of night, the hurrier must have much more interesting life than the viewer. And just remembering the colour of the hurrier’s shoes makes humans feel like they are now somehow a part of this interesting episode.

Clock tower called half past eleven while water puddles were exploding under Drew’s running feet. Everywhere around Drew, wild cats were screeching and showing off their dagger like claws, pound dogs were pulling on their leashes or clawing wooden fences around them. This all meant that Drew had just reached the worst part of Maidom. Some wise officious elf had thought that by purposely concentrating criminal activity, it would be more easy to handle. Drew was only there for the short cut it gave him, not to go into politics. 

That was his plan anyway. He had just hopped over someone’s garden fence and was now jumping over unidentified wreckage with his own knees making all of the high pitch screeching noise. Out of spite he kicked one of the rust piles, hard. ‘’Oh the ringing Suvatsu, nurses just got more work.’’ Drew made a painful face and held his foot for a sweet calm moment.  

The expression on his face changed when the pile of rust he had kicked just a second ago rouse on his feet, revealed it’s teeth and growled real nasty. Drew whimpered slightly and combed his hair with his fingers.

When the dog growled again Drew took a step back. ‘’Nice dog, calm down will you,’’ Drew made wave moves with his hands like he was on the wizard nightclub.

‘’Ärrrh bark,’’ answered the dog and spat like a old gangster.

‘’Ok, if this is how you want to go about it. I guess we don’t have another choice,’’ Drew spoke under his breath while stumbling between junk piles. ‘’Go to your doghouse! To the house! Get!’’ Drew shouted to the dog who didn’t even bother to move it’s big flappy ears like he had heard anything. Same can’t be said about the dog’s jaws. They moved with such an award winning noise, Drew was surprised that there wasn’t a standing ovation anywhere.

Sweat came dripping down from Drew, when he noticed that he had walked into an impasse. Surrounded by ten feet tall piles of crap, he started to tap through his clothes, in search of some pockets. There wasn’t any pockets and even if there would have been, they would still have been empty, since the clothes were brand new. But not all clothes, Drew suddenly remembered and reached for his sock.

Inside his sock he just had three apples and two seat cushions. ‘’Suvatsu, well this isn’t good.’’

But, inside his sleeves, Drew the leading inventor wizard of this side of the river, garners, bins, stockpiles and stores almost everything, a little bit of anything, always something and sometimes someone.

‘’I got something better to offer you than wizard ankles,’’ Drew muttered while pocking his right sleeve. ‘’Jahuu,’’ he cheered after poking something bony. He wiggled while reaching inside his sleeve. After a short moment filled with uncomfortable faces, made by Drew, the dog and one bystander, Drew got a grip on some cold smooth stick.

‘’Take a bite out of this.’’ Drew’s voice was filled with sass when he pulled out a smoked side piece of The Animal That Flies and Walks. He ripped a piece out of it with his teeth. ‘’Whoa, that is juicy,’’ Drew said and  wiped his mouth on the back of his hand. ‘’It has been marinating and having a massage for two days and then in the smoker for one day,’’ Drew added.

The dog had been quiet from the moment it’s nose caught the scent of this beautiful meat. Drew took another big bite before throwing the whole thing far right, the dog followed the flying meat immediately. 

‘’There goes the highlight of my candle light dinner, but at least I got a fun  anecdote to tell,’’ Drew scratched his neck while talking to himself. But he soon started to hobble forward after remembering that he was in hurry.

[chillivanilli012-blog]

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[ltsharif]

(via Harming Messenger in any matter is not conceivable)   Quran Chapter 33: 53c & 54 (Pt-22, Stg-5) (L-2613) درس قرآن Harming Messenger in any matter is not conceivable Chapter “’Al-‘Ahzaab” – (The Clans) – 33 ‘A-‘uu-zu  Billaahi minash-Shay-taanir- Rajiim. (I seek refuge in Allaah from Satan the outcast) Bis-Millaahir-Rah-maanir-Rahiim.(In the name of Allaah, the Beneficent, the Merciful) وَمَا كَانَ لَكُمْ أَن تُؤْذُوا۟ رَسُولَ ٱللَّهِ وَلَآ أَن تَنكِحُوٓا۟ أَزْوَٰجَهُۥ مِنۢ بَعْدِهِۦٓ أَبَدًا إِنَّ ذَٰلِكُمْ كَانَ عِندَ ٱللَّهِ عَظِيمًا  53c  إِن تُبْدُوا۟ شَيْـًٔا أَوْ تُخْفُوهُ فَإِنَّ ٱللَّهَ كَانَ بِكُلِّ شَىْءٍ عَلِيمًا 54 53c.  And it is not for you to cause annoyance to the Messenger of Allah, nor that ye should ever marry his wives after him. Lo! that in Allah’s Sight would be an enormity. 54.  Whether ye divulge a thing or keep it hidden, lo! Allah is ever Knower of all things. 53c.  Wa  maa  kaana  lakum  ‘an-  tu’-zuu  RasuulAllaahi  wa  laaa  ‘an-  tankihuuu  ‘azwaa-jahuu  mim-  ba’-dihiii  ‘abadaa.  ‘Inna  zaalikum  kaana  ‘indAllaahi  ‘aziimaa. 54.   ‘In tubduu  shay-‘an ‘aw  tukhfuuhu  fa-‘innAllaaha  kaana  bi-  kulli  shay-‘in  ‘Aliimaa. Commentary The Muslims are being instructed: After having belief in Muhammad that he is a Messenger of Allaah Almighty (grace, glory, blessings and peace be upon him), there is no such opportunity of it that he is harmed, grieved or troubled by committing or saying any matter or thing against him. It is the work of those who have denied his Messenger-hood and begun to become obstinate in spite of meditating in clear signs and proofs produced by him. Behold! It is also unlawful for you to wed wives (May Allaah be pleased with them) of the Messenger (grace, glory, blessings and peace be upon him) after his departure. Your such act is a great villainy in the Sight of Allaah Almighty. It was indicated earlier by mentioning that wives (May Allaah be pleased with them) of the Messenger (grace, glory, blessings and peace be upon him) were “’Ummahaatul-Mu’miniin” (the Mothers of the Believers), but because this matter was most important, so now marriage with them has been forbidden very clearly. It is commanded for emphasizing this matter: Indeed, that would be an enormity in the Sight of Allaah Almighty. You should never think or talk to marry them (May Allaah be pleased with them), because as Allaah Almighty knows all apparent things and matters, like this He is Aware too of your thoughts which are hidden in your minds. Therefore, you should keep your thoughts also pure and clean. Transliterated Holy Qur’aan in Roman Script & Translated from Arabic to English by Marmaduke Pickthall, Published by Paak Company, 17-Urdu Bazaar, Lahore, Lesson collected from Dars e Qur’aan published By Idara Islaah wa Tableegh, Lahore (translated Urdu to English by Muhammad Sharif). https://muhammadsharif120.wordpress.com/2020/03/29/harming-messenger-in-any-matter-is-not-conceivable/

[tobiasortner]

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