#jai's trash

[jxitrash]

🌱 Redrew one of my very old Moominvalley doodles,,,

[pariskim]

mutual destruction vs codependency (is there really a difference?)

reynolds vs reynolds, lindsey drager, belle and sebastian, the gang breaks dee, leonard cohen, collins dictionary, charlies mom has cancer, jenny han, kaitlin olson, @/filmnoirsbian, the gang goes to hell, clive baker, the gang gets analyzed, joseph telushkin

[esqueletosgays]

HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS (1988)

Director: Fred Olen Ray Cinematography: Scott Ressler

[lavful]

Ninjago Ships and Taylor Swift Songs

Jay/Nya (Jaya): Mine, Paper Rings, New Year’s Day (NYD in context of Seabound is actually so sad)

P.I.X.A.L./Zane (Pixane): Everything Has Changed

Kai/Skylor (Kailor): Style

Lloyd/Harumi (Llorumi): White Horse

Lloyd/Akita (Llokita): State of Grace, This Love

Cole/Kai (Lava) (my OTP so I’m biased): Lover, Maroon, So It Goes…

Cole/Jay (Bruise): The Way I Loved You

Cole/Zane (Glacier): Snow On The Beach

Jay/Kai (Plasma): Red, How You Get the Girl

Cole/Jay/Kai (Dumbass): Stay Stay Stay

Jay/Zane (Techno): Starlight (see Sweatin’ to the Goldies)

Kai/Zane (Opposite): Fearless

Nya/Skylor (Amberphoenix): Treacherous

Nya/P.I.X.A.L. (Samurai): The Man, I Know Places

Lloyd/Brad (Greenflower): It’s Nice to Have a Friend

Lloyd/Bentho (Deepseaenergy): Begin Again

Bentho/Vania (Raincloud): Enchanted

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Jaybird screaming in the dead of night

Home is where the hurt is: Part 1

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“Hey Jay,” Zayne sang, slowly, menacingly, butchering ‘Hey Jude’, while swirling himself around the corner into the kitchen startling Jay. “Don’t be afraid.”

Jay, at the first notes of his name in rhyme, turned away from the counter and his dinner prep, his eyebrows raising in surprise and the hairs on his arms in alarm. Just hearing his name in song gave him many reasons to be afraid. He raised his chopping knife in an automatic response, just holding it out in front of him.

“Drop the knife,” Zayne said, now stepping forward and emphasizing his words with the click of his own knife, flicking it up, “Unless you want to compare which one is sharper.”

His kitchen knife might not be as sharp, but it was coated in onion juices. Not an experiment Jay wanted to engage in. With a loud clank, he dropped it in the sink, falling another step back.

Zayne kept advancing on him, slowly, backing him into the dark corner of the kitchen, talking and waving his knife about with every step. “So, I just bumped into your neighbour, downstairs. Or well, he almost fully crashed into me, really. So I shouted after him, holding the door open for him, ‘Hey, what’s the hurry?!’ And you know what he shouted back?”

Probably, yeah, Jay had an inkling of where this was going. And how it was now going to bite – stab – him in the arse. But he kept his mouth shut, dread stealing his voice and knowing Zayne would continue his terrorizing monologue anyway.

Which he did. “He said, ‘Sorry, I’m late!’. So I asked, ‘Late for what?!’” The conversational tone fell away as he leaned forward against Jay, one hand brushing against his, pinning him to the kitchen counter. “Work,” he breathed in Jay’s face. “He was late for work.”

Jay leaned back as far as he could, hands on the edge of the counter, arms bending. He tried to make a soft hum in feigned surprise, but it turned to a soft but sharp inhale as the knife was brought up in his face.

“You never told me he works night shifts,” Zayne crooned, brushing the flat of the knife over Jay’s jawline.

“I mean, it never really came u—”

“But then it all started making sense, you know. How you always tried to hold back on your screaming in the afternoon. And here I was, making an effort to keep the noise down at night…”

The knife fell away from Jay’s clenched jaw, dropped against his clavicle and disappeared under his collar. The cold sensation turned sharper, gradually pressing into his skin.

“Well, no need to worry about that now, you don’t have to hold back. He just left. You can scream as much as you want.”

~

~Bonus~

Zayne leaned back and pulled the kitchen knife from the sink.

“What were you chopping?” he asked, turning the knife back and forth as if he could analyse what was on it (instead of, you know, looking back).

“Onions...”

“Hm.” He swiped his own blade over the knife as if sharpening it, making them sing a threatening tune together. “Do you think it stings in more than just your eyes?”

“You don't need onions to make me cry,” Jay tried to goad him into dropping the knife. He didn’t need a dual-wielding Zayne.

Zayne merely stared at him, eyes softening to a fond expression as he was mulling it over and the stupidity of Jay’s words hit him.

“You’re right,” he said, to Jay’s short-lived relieve. Then his tone shifted and he merely whispered: “I don't.”

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[duusheen]

Bringing the old ranch back to life isn't easy, but Jay and Miracle have a motivation: making the house habitable to welcome their first child 💖

[piopon]

Yo this canvas aint big enough for the two of em

[yoinkschief]

Dog Teeth Mock Propoganda Posters

These aren't canonincal in world,,, but also,,, aren't NON-CANONICAL, if that makes sense ?

I kinda want them in the world, especially because I put a good amount of thought into most of this piece, besides the poses and we're ignoring how I couldn't find a blue that didn't blur into Tom's coloring, but these were fun to make

I think I've made enough mock posters to suggest I enjoy doing it lol, I enjoy war time propaganda - I mean I enjoy the process of it, not the fear mongering and way it's supposed to divide people and brainwash you into joining a specific side

[registered-morro-simp]

Zane and pixal are absolute gods in the kitchen they're the only reason the ninja have food to eat

Kai may not look like it but he's actually good at cooking cause he used to cook all the time for him and nya tho he's a little rusty cause he always relies on zane to cook

Both nya and jay can only make sandwiches and if they do use the stove it's to fry eggs or make omelettes very basic stuff

Cole gives the illusion of knowing what he's doing but if you actually eat the food he cooks it's really bad

Lloyd can't cook at all he can't even eat well the other ninja have to force him not to eat candy for breakfast lunch and dinner

Morro is so obviously bad at cooking like it's not even funny this bitch will put tap water on cup noodles and call it a day he didn't even put the flavouring

[heljay]

Here with the next batch of humanized murderbots!

Next up is probably gonna be the Toy animatronics (though I've technically started that line with BB and JJ there, no I don't count the Puppet they're from the Diner). Also I love my Springtrap design but I hate detailing him, friggin' trash rabbit

- 3 SLOTS OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS, COMM. INFO IN PINNED

[naturedways]

i feed our local blue jays and their flock has grown so much in a year!!!!!! im working on having more trust me, as it used to just be 3 or 4 of them that came by. i just love them so much and i hope they'd like this collage 😌

[jxitrash]

Doodled some bunnies

[mittenslikescats]

Drops this and runs

Old bruise doodle from like a year ago that I never bothered to do lineart. So yeah k bye

[yangkitties]

you asked for soft thoughts but im going to do something silly AND INSTEAD ASK YOU FOR YOUR SOFT THOUGHTS

[n.] uno reverse well played :')

im thinking about very specific and niche but this is for all my desi engenes out there <3 #deluluisthesolulu

to me jay is so tum hi ho coded and this is atp my roman empire.

i can so easily picture jay watching you intently as you sing along to this song, observing the glassy look in your eyes as you drive back home.

when the song finishes you turn to him and say, 'this is me to you,' smiling at the confused look his face. so as soon as jay gets home, he googles up the lyrics and absolutely 100% tears up a little.

so then he spends a couple hours learning the song on the guitar, and then he spends WEEKS learning the lyrics, trying to make sure he gets the pronunciations correct, and some more weeks perfecting it all together.

he wants to keep practicing and play it as a gift for your birthday but jay is a weak weak man, and so you catch him mumbling the song to himself as he does some work and you get misty eyed, and when you ask him about it he confesses sheepishly, because of course jay went and perfected the song just for you.

in a world of boys he really is a gentleman >:(

yeah this is 100% my roman empire

[icarrymany]

ik you're not like insane about timlex but i just sent someone else an ask about this. college alex rlly wants to go to a party and he invites tim to go with him. even if tim knows he won't enjoy it he goes anyways cause. He's gay. and then yeah the party is shit tim wants to leave and alex leaves with him instead of letting him leave by himself because. They are deeply in love your honor

AW :)))) they go back to either persons (probably tims) place and crash on the couch by accident. they dont wake up in a super cliche compromising position however whoever is up first Does get to admire the sleepy dude next to him ^^ its sweet.

[un-pearable]

i still stand by my cole has anxiety hc. dudes just been sublimating it by force in order to tolerate a life on stage and the moment he got the chance he moved to the top of a mountain. not normal behavior. learning to wield a kickass scythe was just a bonus of finally not having to be stressed about being Perceived all the time