#jake is a lawyer in this

[startrekfangirl2233-writes]

Once in a Blue Moon

Jake 'Hangman' Seresin x Reader

Status: In Progress

Last Updated: 01/23/2024

A/N: I finally decided to make this a series on Tumblr because I know I'm eventually going to have more thoughts after this. As I'm sure anyone who reads this knows, this entire series came from a conversation I had with the lovely @desert-fern in the middle of the night. It's a thot that I haven't been able to shake, hence why there isn't just one installment but two and sure to be more. Also the title is the brainchild of the most amazing hype-woman I've ever known and the most creative person to boot, @mayhemmanaged! Thanks May!

Themes: Female Reader, Slight BDSM, Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby Relationship. This is also very clearly an AU! In this universe, Jake is a high flying, jet-setting lawyer, a very successful one. This is a story completely full of adult elements. It is for adults 18+ only. Minors Do Not Interact.

Warnings: Reader gets paid for her companionship. This is a Sugar Daddy/ Sugar Baby agreement, after all.

Summary: A friend and colleague suggests a website called icanbeyourbaby.com. You’re not sure what you’ll find there, but Jake Seresin is not it. He’s everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more. But can you keep him despite the contract the website insists you draw up? Will this ever be more than a short-term business arrangement? You hope so. What comes next? Everything you've ever dreamed of and even more.

Crossposted on AO3 here and on Wattpad here!

Chapters:

Mm, Daddy Daddy

A Case of the Exam Season Blues

Money, Money, Money

I DO NOT CONSENT TO HAVE MY WORK POSTED, TRANSLATED, OR PUBLISHED ON ANY SITES OTHER THAN HERE, ON WATTPAD, OR ON AO3 BY ME. IF YOU SEE MY WORKS ANYWHERE OTHER THAN HERE, ON WATTPAD, OR AO3, THEN THEY HAVE BEEN POSTED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION AND I WILL BE WORKING TO TAKE THEM DOWN.

[frightshack]

what ever...........

[holylulusworld]

The assistant (4) - Lawyers

Summary: You are invisible most of the time.

Pairing: Boss!Steve Rogers x Assistant(plussized)!Reader

Possible pairing: Jake Jensen x Reader, Lloyd Hansen x Reader, Curtis Everett x Reader, Ari Levinson x Reader, Andy Barber x Reader, Mike Weiss x Reader

A/N: Okay, I went a little crazy with all the CEvans charaters in this one.

Warnings: angst, flirty CEvans characters, language, plussized/chubby reader, fat shaming,

The assistant masterlist

<< Part 3

Three weeks later, Jake’s café, …

“How can I help you Ms. Y/L/N?" Lloyd was right, his brother Andy looks like he’s got a stick up his ass. He watches you closely as you try to check your CV again. “Miss, I came here to help you. The least you can do is pay attention to me.”

“Stop bugging her,” Lloyd marches toward your table. “We asked you to come here to check if we could sue the Avengers or Stark. Golden boy or not, I want to fuck him over.”

“Lloyd, language,” Andy lifts his gaze from the papers in front of him. He sneers and turns his attention back to the papers.

Lloyd sighs deeply as you say, “I don’t want to sue Mr. Stark or the Avengers." Tony has always been kind to me. What happened was not his fault. I will just move on and get another job.”

“You’re too good for this world, cupcake.”

“I’m just used to things like this, Lloyd,” you say with a cracked smile. “I’m a big girl in any way. Steve Rogers and Sandy are not the first people to harass me and won’t be the last.”

“Miss, I don’t know you very well, but harassment is a crime,” Andy says. “If you don’t want to sue Mr. Stark, I understand. But we can sue Steve Rogers. He was the one harassing you. I will damage his reputation so much he wishes he had never gotten the serum.”

“There he is,” Ari grabs his brother’s shoulders, squeezing hard. “I know you still have it in you. Our bad boy is back!”

“Hands off Ari,” Andy snaps at his brother. It was just legal advice I gave to Miss Y/L/N. It won’t be easy, though. Everyone loves Captain America. If we do this, it’s going to be a long and difficult fight.”

“Can I not shoot him a little?” Lloyd asks.

“What?” You snap your head at Lloyd. “No violence, Lloyd. I just…can we not forget about all of this? Mr. Stark offered to pay me my wages for the rest of the year. He even offered me a better position but…”

“You didn’t want to run into that asshat Rogers,” Jake says. He balances a tray filled with your favorite sins. “All for you, sweetie.”

“Jake, I told you I wanted to lose weight. Your creations don’t help me at all,” you whine as you look at the cupcakes and cookies on the plate Jake places in front of you.

Jake violently shakes his head and says, “No…no, you’ll eat up, Y/N. I made them all for you.”

“Mike is on his way,” Curtis says to the brothers and you at the table. “What is the plan now? Do we sue that blonde boy, or do we break his neck?”

“No breaking necks,” Andy huffs. “You all didn’t change one bit. This domestic façade. The café. The legal business. Nothing can hide who you really are.”

“Well, sunshine,” Lloyd grips the back of Andy’s chair and leans close enough to whisper in Andy’s ear, “we are gangsters. Always were. You didn’t have a problem with taking the money to pay for your study, the house, and all the shiny things your wife wanted you to buy.”

Andy balls his hands into fists. He squares his jaw. His eyes flicker toward you. You can see he tries to hold his anger back as the seconds tick by.

Andy takes several deep breaths. No matter what, he keeps his gaze on you. “I never wanted money. You gave it to me, Lloyd. I knew it was to get rid of me.”

“Nonsense,” Curtis huffs. “You always dreamed big. Daddy’s money wasn’t good enough for you any longer. We weren’t good enough for you. You had started a family and forgot about your brothers.”

“Maybe if your only solution wasn’t violence and threatening people I would’ve stayed. But all of you refused to change and let me give the family business a legal façade and…then I came back, and you’ve got a coffee house chain.”

“Oh, tell Y/N every dirty detail about our business, why don’t you?” Jake snaps at Andy. “We tried to keep her out of this! And this is not a coffeehouse chain. It’s a café, and bakery with a reading corner and free Wi-Fi.”

“What do you mean?" Andy searches your eyes again. “Fuck…you should’ve told me so.”

“Yeah, fuck sunshine,” Lloyd slaps the back of Andy’s head. “Cupcake, I guess the cat is out. Now you are part of the organization. Welcome to the family.”

“What? "I-what?" you ask as you try to figure out what just happened. You assumed Lloyd and his brothers didn’t make money the legal way, but ending up as a part of their criminal organization wasn’t in your plans. “Will I get paid?”

Lloyd throws his head back and starts laughing. He holds his stomach, snorting and chuckling as Jake throws his hands up.

Ari and Curtis shrug while turning their attention to the food on the table. Only Andy still looks at you. “Sorry for my idiot brothers. They are a handful.”

“It’s fine,” you hastily say. “They helped me through a rough patch. And I get free cupcakes here every day.”

“We will find the perfect position in our organization for you. You’ll never have to work for these assholes again,” Lloyd says. He still snorts slightly but tries to keep a straight face. “Just promise me I can pay Mr. Goldilocks back for his behavior.”

“Perfect position."

“…and free cupcakes, “ Jake adds. “We have all this paperwork and most of my brothers hate doing it. I’m the only one taking care of this shit. But I’m busy with the website and marketing. You’ll be an angel saving me from all the paperwork I’m drowning in.”

“Do you want to sue Rogers now or not?” Andy leans back in his chair and looks at you. “Doll, you need to talk to your lawyer.”

“All I want is to forget about Sandy, Steve Rogers, and my former job. I liked working in the tower, but it was never meant to be a long-term position. I wanted to open my own business one day.”

“What kind of business?” Andy asks. He seems to be a bit more relaxed around his brothers now.

“I don’t know. I always liked to bake, and I love flowers…books too. I never thought much about it, to be honest. I dreamed of opening my business, but…”

“You never believed it would actually happen?” he asks. “If you had one wish, what would it be?”

“Can we stop that wishy-washy nonsense now? We still need to find a way to pay that asshole back.”

“Don’t forget Sandy, with Y,” Jake grits out. "I want to pay her back too. She harassed our girl. Y/N is my friend. I won’t let that woman get away with it.”

Five hours later you are curled up on Jake’s comfortable couch. The brothers wanted you to come with them tonight. Rumors say a fight is taking place in New York.

One involving the Avengers.

“Why do you think this place is safer?” You yawn and rub your tired eyes. “Lloyd?”

“You must trust me in this, cupcakes. This house is the safest place in this rotten world,” Lloyd pats your head. "We have prepared a room for you. Upstairs.”

“Got it,” you flutter your eyes shut. “Thank you…all of you…”

“Truth or dare, gentlemen,” Lloyd looks around the table. All seats are taken for the first time in years. “Andy, Mike, welcome back.”

“Lloyd,” Mike nervously glances at his brother, “I wanted to apologize for your car. I will pay you back for it.”

“Good.”

“Lloyd,” Jake pokes his brother’s side. Is there anything else you would like to say to Mike?”

“It’s good that you don’t look like shit anymore,” Lloyd grins. “We are proud of you for fighting your addiction, brother. Welcome home.”

“I came back as Curtis said you needed help with a girl.”

“She needs our help. We're gonna teach Captain America a lesson now that he messed with her," Lloyd whispers.

>> Part 5

The assistant

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[r1ghtt1mewr0ngplace]

my beloved uncle

[idonthaveathing]

did anyone else get absurdly excited whenever there was a b99 cameo in parks and rec

like i was fucking SHRIEKING when

idk if there's any more b99 cameos in parks and rec but these are the ones i remember and i'll always be so happy about it heheh

[lavender-ghosting]

my favorite thing with jake is like. yes, people are so correct that it feels like the rug is CONSTANTLY being pulled out from under him. 100% Jake's Terrible No Good Very Bad Season where he just wants one person to cooperate with him. BUT

his plans are so fucking out there and convoluted 😂😂 i love it. it's iconic. this man said let's go to rocks. TWICE.

he wanted to use his idol as a flashy move and was going about it in such a round about way. this man wanted to make such big swings but the swings were also going through a silly little obstacle course first.

[pain-is-too-tired]

I know this is whiplash after all the boop memes I've reblogged.

But thinking about Michael and Jake both being thrusted with duty as Head Counselors and hardly getting room to mourn.

How Jake then had to loose Michael, the only one who possibly understood what he was going through at the time, and see a thirteen year old Will have to take his place.

Jake at least had a couple days to breathe why Percy was dealing with underworld stuff before the BoM.

Will doesn't get that. And honestly I completely believe Jake was first to offer support for Will during this. Especially as almost the whole Apollo cabin is wiped out and Will still has to push through it. Between that and the Hephaestus cabin curse I honestly think both Head Counselors got close.

Also, Jake loosing Leo(even if he comes back) the same way that he lost Beckendorf

AND WE DON'T GET THEM REKINDLING

Ugh,now want to write that 😭

[zot3-flopped]

A lot of Swiffers still don't realize how bad it's going to look if the billionaire goes for Joe's jugular on this new album. Journalists have already written articles about how she should make a statement calling off her attack dogs as she did for Jake.

I think it'll come down to the Guardian vs Rolling Stone. They always post reviews first, usually within an hour of release, and smaller publications copy the general tone of these reviews. (Obviously, they get advance release copies.)

Laura Snapes at the Guardian detests the way TS is behaving and will give her a low scoring review, as will others there. Alexis Petridis, the head pop/rock critic, is a law unto himself, though.

Rolling Stone don't care about Joe and will probably rate the album 5*s without even listening to it in the hope that she'll give them another interview.

[dioramalama]

The fact that there’s at least three couples who lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship in Brooklyn 99 is amazing

[patheticblorbloscholar]

Does Jake just not question why Spider doesn't want to go back to Hells gate? Did he make sure the people he trusted to foster Spider actually wanted him? Because, in the comic Hells gate for Spider was Hell. He didn't want to ever return there. Jake, seriously did you just not care to ask⁉️

[soft-girl-musings]

WIP Wednesday

oh my days, y'all aren't ready for what @mrs-lockley and i have been brainstorming (ty for making a liar out of me, i said i was gonna work on something else lol)

yet another piece of the puzzle, here's a bit from Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps (Noir!Jake Lockley x WOC!Lounge Singer)

Finally you make your way to the front of the seating area, where you see a familiar silhouette beside the stage. A pair of dark glasses are perched on his nose, which crinkles as he smiles at the sound of your footsteps. “Mr. Murdock,” you say warmly, taking his extended hand. He squeezes yours in response, still beaming up at you. Even in the dimmed lounge, Matt Murdock’s smile can light up a room. “Always a pleasure.” “Hey, kid.”  “Oh, come off it,” you huff, feigning annoyance. You may run this place, but only he could get away with teasing you like that. You eye the empty seat next to him. “Is Franklin not joining you this evening? I can take that second glass to the bar-” “No no, leave it. I have another friend joining me.” “Why Matty, I didn’t think you could find anyone else to put up with you.” You nudge his foot and smirk. “Anyone I’ve met before?” “Just a fan of good music,” Matt reassures you. “In fact, I was wondering if you could do me a favor…”

[pixiedust-poppers]

I like to think that jake with his crew is a loyal guy to fault like he would absolutely lie for them and also rig the system them. Hell help them get away with murder, he’s already helping them hide the body anyways. Guess that captain title does come in handy huh

[perfectprettypisces]

*clears throat* so what are you gonna say at my funeral, now that you’ve killed me?

[twicetolivetwicetodie]

Ok Moon Knight Daredevil crossover when

[menderash]

david animorphs is the way that he is, an entitled, privileged child who was raised to inherently believe some people are worth less than others, bc he was raised by a cop. ms applegate does not miss.

[lilybarthes]

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