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boomgers · 4 years
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La misma familia, nuevos problemas… “The Umbrella Academy 2”
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Cinco le advirtió a su familia que usar sus poderes para escapar del apocalipsis desatado por Vanya en 2019 era peligroso. Bueno, tenía razón.
El salto temporal deja a los hermanos desperdigados por Dallas, Texas, en distintos puntos del tiempo, que van desde 1960 a 1963. Algunos, tras haber quedado varados en el pasado, reconstruyen sus vidas y siguen adelante, seguros de que son los únicos sobrevivientes.
Cinco es el último en llegar, en medio de un holocausto nuclear, que resulta ser consecuencia de la alteración de la línea de tiempo provocada por el grupo. Ahora la academia debe encontrar una manera de reunirse, descifrar qué causó el fin del mundo, detenerlo y regresar al presente para frenar el otro apocalipsis. Todo esto sin caer en manos de un trío de despiadados asesinos suecos. Pero sin presiones, eh.
Estreno: 31 de julio de 2020 en Netflix.
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La segunda temporada está protagonizada por Tom Hopper, David Castañeda, Emmy Raver Lampman, Robert Sheehan, Aidan Gallagher, Justin H. Min, Elliot Page, Tom Sinclair, Kris Holden Ried, Jason Bryden, Stephen Bogaert, Marin Ireland, Justin Paul Kelly, Yusuf Gatewood, Ritu Arya, Jordan Claire Robbins, Kate Walsh y Colm Feore.
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voices-of-hope-county · 6 months
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Are there, by chance, voice files of the female deputy actually speaking, or a name of the voice actor who recorded the sound effects?
The female Deputy never speaks, but it sounds to me like she has the same voice actor as one of the cultists. You can find a transcript of most of her lines in this document if you search for “CULT_FOLLOWER_FEMALE_05”. One of the Angels might be played by the same person too.
I know Randy Yuen did motion capture for the Deputy in general, and maybe the male Deputy has his voice, but there is no information about who played “CULT_FOLLOWER_FEMALE_05” and the female Deputy…
The actor’s name must be in the credits, however, so probably one of these people:
VOICE TALENT Doug Abrahams Marty Adams Claire Armstrong Ted Atherton Kailea Banka Carolina Bartczak Lawrence Bayne Bruce Blain Jesse Bond Sarah Booth Marc-André Boulanger Wyatt Bowen Paul Braunstein Kimberly D. Brooks Jason Bryden Nicki Burke Mark Camacho Braeden Clarke Lucinda Davis Stacey DePass Bruce Edwards Jake Epstein Jonathan Goad Amber Goldfarb Alain Goulem Rob Greenway Gavin Hammon Ian Hanlin Lauren Jackson Julianne Jain Mara Junot Helen King Jameson Kraemer Gabe Kunda Tristan D. Lalla Erica Lindbeck Erin Mathews James Mathis III Jon McLaren Scott McNeil Cynthia Kaye McWilliams Chimwemwe Miller Julie Nathanson Mayko Nguyen Peter Outerbridge Lindsay Owen-Pierre Giles Panton Christopher Parson Kristen Peace Murry Peeters Simon Lee Phillips Geoffrey Pounsett Claire Rankin David Richmond-Peck Cara Ricketts Kyle Rideout Charlotte Rogers Paula Shaw Jesse Sherman Ivan Sherry Howard Siegel Jonathan Silver Dylan Taylor Jeff Teravainen Brett Watson Jane Wheeler Dan White Scott Whyte Debra Wilson Kim Yarbrough Farid Yazdani
And there is a little more information about who played who on IMDb.
This is all I know for the moment... but I hope it helps :)
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mneiai · 2 years
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Jon Snow's Living Situation in ASOIAF
A lot of people take for granted that it was "unusual" for Jon Snow to be raised at Winterfell, so I tried to gather information on as many natural born children mentioned in ASOIAF and related materials to see if that was true.
And it seems not to be, even in the South (outside of Dorne, even). The children born out of wedlock to highborn parents seem to be kept with them or nearby.
This is admittedly a small sample size (around 80 characters, and I didn't go too deep into it so I'm missing at least some), but it's not like this is real history, and the fact that Jon's situation is not unusual seeming from what we're shown in the books just adds to the idea that people's impressions of what is normal are not the truth of what is normal.
Northern Bastards that lived/probably lived with their families (other than Jon himself):
Brandon Snow (Torrhen Stark’s brother, most likely lived at Winterfell)
Sara Snow (Rickon Stark’s daughter during the Dance, if she existed definitely lived at Winterfell)
Dacey, Alysane, Lyra, Jorelle, and Lyanna Mormont (Maege Mormont’s daughters, father(s) unknown and most likely not married to Maege)
Denys Snow (Bastard of Barrowtown, bastard of House Dustin)
Lonnel Snow (Son of Brandon Stark from Daeron II’s reign, possibly the origin of House Cassel)
Timothy Snow (the Bastard of Flint’s Finger, presumably lived with his Flint relatives)
Northern Bastards who were acknowledged and fostered elsewhere in the North:
Larence Snow (Halys Hornwood’s son, fostered with the Glovers)
Other Bastards who seem to have lived with/near their families:
Addison Hill (Bastard of Cornfield during the Conquest)
Alys River (House Strong, a wet nurse at Harrenhal)
Aurane Waters (Bastard of Driftmark, Lord Monford Velaryon’s brother)
Bastard of Blackhaven (House Dondarrion during the conquest)
Bastard of Harrenhal (House Lothston during Daeron II’s reign)
Bryden Rivers (Bloodraven), Gwenys Rivers, Mya Rivers
Cedrik Storm (Bastard of Bronzegate, House Buckler bastard, fought Barristan Selmy)
Daemon Sand (Bastard of Godsgrace, son of Ryon Allyrion)
Daemon Waters (aka Daemon Blackfyre, son of Princess Daena and Aegon IV)
Falia Flowers (daughter of Humfrey Hewitt, though made a servant)
Joy Hill (Gerion Lannister’s daughter)
Lynora Hill (daughter of Ser Jason Lannister, works at Casterly Rock)
Obara Sand, Nymeria Sand, Tyene Sand, Sarella Sand, Elia Sand, Obella Sand, Dorea Sand, and Loreza Sand (the Sand Snakes)
Orys Baratheon (rumored bastard of Aerion Targaryen)
Red Robb Rivers (the Bowman of Raventree, bastard of House Blackwood)
Rolland Storm (Bastard of Nightsong, House Caron)
Ronald Storm (son of Ser Ronnet Connington)
Ronard Storm (House Durrandon, usurped his brother King Morden II)
Tom Flowers (Bastard of Bitterbridge, from House Caswell during the Dance)
Tyler Hill (Bastard of Lannisport, son of Lord Lyman during Maegor’s reign)
Tyrion Tanner (Lollys Stokeworth’s son)
Walda Rivers (great-granddaughter of Walder Frey)
Walder Rivers (Walder Frey’s oldest bastard son)
Walys (Maester at Winterfell under Rickard Stark, while becoming a Maester might normally be seen as sending the child away, he was the son of a Hightower and an Archmaester)
Wex Pyke (son of Sargon Botley)
(I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume if someone is called “Bastard of [seat of their family]” that they lived with their family, as Jon Snow is the “Bastard of Winterfell”)
Other Bastards who possibly lived with their families (at least for a time)
Blackshield (Bastard of Uplands, possibly of House Mullendore)
Ellaria Sand (daughter of Harmen Uller)
Garrett and Garse Flowers (Mace Tyrell’s first cousins, presumably lived with their father)
Harry Rivers (Bastard of Bracken, son of Lord Jonos Bracken)
Shiera Seastar (daughter of Aegon IV, not really confirmed where she lived her early years I don't think, though most likely in King’s Landing)
Bastards definitely not raised at home:
Aegor Rivers (Bittersteel, would have been raised in King’s Landing but Daeron and Aemon forced Aegon to send him away)
Cotter Pyke (Night’s Watch member, most likely did not live with his highborn relatives)
Edric Storm (Robert Baratheon’s son, technically was raised at his family’s seat in Storm’s End, but not at the Red Keep)
Gendry Waters (Robert Baratheon’s son)
Mya Stone (Robert Baratheon’s daughter)
All the rest of Robert Baratheon's kids
Notable bastards whose situations are not at all comparable to Jon’s:
Ramsey Snow (Roose Bolton’s son, a product of a First Night rape)
Benedict I Justman (a Blackwood/Bracken mix, so basically an abomination in the eyes of the gods lol)
Addam and Alyn Velaryon (Lord Corlys Velaryon’s probable sons, most likely purposefully hidden)
Franklyn Flowers (mother was a small folk raped by Fossoways of Cider Hall)
Glendon Flowers (could not prove parentage, claimed to be Quentyn Ball’s son with a camp follower)
Jayne and Jon Waters (Alyn Velyaron and Elaena Targaryen’s children, Alyn died when they were young but had planned to marry Elaena)
Joffrey, Tommen, and Myrcella (obviously)
All of Lyonel Hightower and Samantha Tarly’s children (weren’t allowed to marry, but had children anyway)
Named bastards we don’t have enough information on:
Addam Rivers (briefly a river king)
Humfrey Waters (Commander of the City Watch)
Jafer Flowers (Night’s Watch member)
Mervyn Flowers (King Aegon III KG)
Robert Flowers (former LC of the KG)
Robin Hill (former LC of NW)
Ser Samuel Stone (Runestone master-at-arms)
Tristan Rivers (Golden Company)
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guppyfreedom · 1 year
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Oscar meets Anton
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Oscar does not approve his brothers' new colleague.
For those who are unfamiliar with the Swedes, they are from a Netflix show called "The Umbrella Academy." Their first and last appearance is in season two. They are brothers who are assassins that work for an organization called the Temps Commission.
Oscar (Thomas Sinclair - in gif) Axel (Kris Holden Ried) Otto (Jason Bryden)
For those who are unfamiliar with Anton Chigurh, he is from a novel/film called "No Country for Old Men." He is a psychopathic professional hitman. His employers are unknown.
(Javier Bardem)
With one last hard push, Oscar managed to fit his victim's head inside the freezer. He had finished hacking the woman to death after finding out she was abusing her cats. The poor kittens were malnourished and neglected.
Sighing heavily, Oscar retreated to the woman's couch. He sat down and picked up one of her...well, his cats and laid them onto his lap. He shushed the animal gently, rubbing their back.
Even though she wasn't their assigned target, Oscar's two older brothers didn't mind the slaughter as long as there were no other witnesses.
Plus, they understood Oscar's empathy for animals.
"That was foolish," a deep voice commented.
Oscar looked up, his blue eyes narrowing at his brothers' new...colleague. He snorted at the man's ugly haircut since it reminded him of his brother, Otto.
"All that for miserable animals," the man, Anton, continued.
Anton was sitting on an upholstered chair across Oscar, his hands resting on his lap.
"That tiken deserved it," snapped Oscar, gently putting his cat to the side.
"I don't think you understand. Typical, for someone as young as you. You took too much time with her. A bullet to the head is quicker and the outcome easier to clean and dispose of."
"And so what? The Commission takes care of our mess anyways," continued Oscar.
"Alright. That explains your lack of care."
Oscar's clenched fists and angered expression looked as if he wanted to have a go at Anton while Anton's dry smile was challenging him to try it.
"Enough, we have more important matters to attend to," a commanding accented voice spoke.
The two men turn, seeing Axel walk into the living room. The eldest brother was holding his navy blue trenchcoat, carefully draping it on the back rest of the wooden chair.
"Yes," replied Anton, "your impulsive brother on the other hand..."
Axel heavily sighed, gesturing at his brother with a stern look.
"Knock it off, Oscar. You're letting your temper best you."
Oscar clenched his jaw, turning away from the two older men. He hated that Axel was right and he hated how it seemed Axel was favoring this Chigurh man over his own little brother.
With a hissed curse, Oscar stood up and stormed out of the living room to the bedrooms upstairs.
He doesn't like his brother's "friend".
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tashaiswriting · 1 year
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alexlacquemanne · 23 days
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Aout MMXXIV
Films
Le Gendarme en balade (1970) de Jean Girault avec Louis de Funès, Michel Galabru, Jean Lefebvre, Christian Marin, Guy Grosso, Michel Modo, Claude Gensac, France Rumilly, Nicole Vervil et Dominique Davray
Ali (2001) de Michael Mann avec Will Smith, Jon Voight, Jamie Foxx, Mario Van Peebles, Ron Silver, Jeffrey Wright et Nona Gaye
Les Enchaînés (Notorious) (1946) d'Alfred Hitchcock avec Cary Grant, Ingrid Bergman, Claude Rains, Louis Calhern, Leopoldine Konstantin et Reinhold Schünzel
Lettre d'une inconnue (Letter from an Unknown Woman) (1948) de Max Ophüls avec Joan Fontaine, Louis Jourdan, Art Smith, Leo B. Pessin, Marcel Journet, Mady Christians, Howard Freeman et Sonja Bryden
Lucky Jo (1964) de Michel Deville avec Eddie Constantine, Pierre Brasseur, Françoise Arnoul, Georges Wilson, Christiane Minazzoli, Claude Brasseur, Jean-Pierre Darras et André Cellier
Borg McEnroe (2017) de Janus Metz Pedersen avec Sverrir Gudnason, Shia LaBeouf, Stellan Skarsgård, Tuva Novotny, Scott Arthur, Robert Emms et David Bamber
La Vérité (1960) de Henri-Georges Clouzot avec Brigitte Bardot, Sami Frey, Marie-José Nat, Charles Vanel, Paul Meurisse, Louis Seigner, René Blancard et Colette Castel
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) de Zack Snyder avec Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Ray Fisher, Jason Momoa, Ezra Miller, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Jeremy Irons et Diane Lane
La Chèvre (1981) de Francis Veber avec Pierre Richard, Gérard Depardieu, Michel Robin, Corynne Charby, André Valardy, Pedro Armendáriz Jr. et Jorge Luke
Piège de cristal (Die Hard) (1988) de John McTiernan avec Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman, Alexander Godunov, Bonnie Bedelia, Reginald VelJohnson, Paul Gleason et William Atherton
Le Samouraï (1967) de Jean-Pierre Melville avec Alain Delon, François Périer, Nathalie Delon, Cathy Rosier, Jacques Leroy et Jacques Deschamps
La Piscine (1969) de Jacques Deray avec Alain Delon, Romy Schneider, Maurice Ronet, Jane Birkin, Paul Crauchet, Suzie Jaspard et Steve Eckart
Forfaiture (1937) de Marcel L'Herbier avec Louis Jouvet, Lise Delamare, Ève Francis, Sylvia Bataille, Victor Francen, Sessue Hayakawa et Lucas Gridoux
The Batman (2022) de Matt Reeves avec Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz, Paul Dano, Jeffrey Wright, Colin Farrell, John Turturro, Andy Serkis
Plein Soleil (1960) de René Clément avec Alain Delon, Marie Laforêt, Maurice Ronet, Erno Crisa, Elvire Popesco, Frank Latimore et Billy Kearns
58 Minutes pour vivre (Die Hard 2) (1990) de Renny Harlin avec Bruce Willis, Bonnie Bedelia, William Sadler, Dennis Franz, Franco Nero, William Atherton, Reginald VelJohnson, Fred Thompson, Art Evans, John Amos, Tom Bower et Sheila McCarthy
Mort d'un pourri (1977) de Georges Lautner avec Alain Delon, Ornella Muti, Stéphane Audran, Mireille Darc, Maurice Ronet, Michel Aumont, Jean Bouise, Daniel Ceccaldi, Julien Guiomar et Klaus Kinski
The Layover (2017) de William H. Macy avec Alexandra Daddario, Kate Upton, Matt Barr, Matt L. Jones, Rob Corddry, Kal Penn et Molly Shannon
Une journée en enfer (Die Hard with a Vengeance) (1995) de John McTiernan avec Bruce Willis, Jeremy Irons, Samuel L. Jackson, Larry Bryggman, Graham Greene et Colleen Camp
Séries
Le Coffre à Catch
#179 : Le festival de Kane ! - #180 : Jack Swagger repasse par la ECW ! - #181 : Les adieux de Tommy Dreamer (Colby en fil rouge) - #182 : Bret et Shawn font la paix et on termine le Homecoming!
Castle Saison 7
Sans relâche - Montréal - Une force invisible - Un problème enfantin - Un buzz foudroyant - De parfaits inconnus - Les Mystères de l'Ouest - Chevalier blanc - Action! - Un Noël dans la mafia - Castle, détective privé - L'affaire est dans le sac - Devant mes yeux - Résurrection - Règlement de comptes
The Durrells : une famille anglaise à Corfou Saison 3, 4
Episode 1 - Episode 2 - Episode 3 - Episode 4 - Episode 5 - Episode 6 - Episode 7 - Episode 8 - Episode 1 - Episode 2 - Episode 3 - Episode 4 - Episode 5 - Episode 6
Biography: WWE Legends Saison 3
Paige - Yokozuna
Le Comte de Monte-Cristo
Le Prisonnier du château d'If - Le Revenant - Les Scélérats - La Vengeance
Maguy Saison 7
Suzanne désespérément - OPA comique - Hallali conjugal - Qui l'eût "crue" ? - Dernier de Corday - La mégère à prix Boissier - Absence unique - Un monde chou, chou, chou - Flamme fatale - Le déchargé de mission - Ice-cream et châtiment - L'âge de déraison - Un ome peut en cacher un autre - Maguy rock - Direction assistée - La vie en roses - Le bazar et la nécessité - Le salaire du rappeur - Pas commode d'emploi - Maguyvaudages - Sauve qui puce - SOS vampires - Il est 5 heures, Maguy s'éveille - Certains l'aiment faux
Commissaire Moulin Saison 1
Petite Hantise - Cent mille soleils - Affectation spéciale
Commissaire Dupin
Une famille endeuillée - La morte rose
Affaires sensibles
Bambi, vedette de cabaret et femme ordinaire - Simone Weber, "la diabolique de Nancy"
Spectacles
Adele at the BBC (2015)
ABBA : Live at Wembley Arena (1979)
Bénabar : Live au Grand Rex (2004)
Eddy Mitchell : Ma dernière séance (2011) à l'Olympia
Livres
Les Disparus de Trégastel de Jean-Luc Bannalec
Nota Bene, tome 6 : La Vie au Moyen Âge de Benjamin Brillaud, Phil Castaza, Christian Paty et Mathieu Mariolle
Les Schtroumpfs, tome 11 : Les Schtroumpfs olympiques de Peyo
Astérix, tome 12 : Astérix aux jeux Olympiques de René Goscinny et Albert Uderzo
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dxrkmistss · 4 years
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I am grateful to the universe for giving me this beautiful video of the three blonde bitches.
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dreamywavy · 4 years
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𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗽𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 / 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀 ✰
[ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 ] — the swedes
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abs0luteb4stard · 4 years
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WATCHING
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ogaforogaalskling · 4 years
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I will simp for the Swedes until Netflix or God himself takes me out
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snippychicke · 4 years
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This is my really bad artwork of Otto with an eyepatch. This is why I stick with words to pain instead of actual art.
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gildedskully · 4 years
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I hope Axel had a good time with Destiny's Children.
I have a headcanon that Axel absolutely hates the scent of lavender now because of its association with the Handler and what happened to his brothers.
Also can we all just collectively agree that Axel finds two kitties who look strangely familiar and brings them along on his travels because I really like that idea🥺
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sapphichollow · 4 years
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Well
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x-milf-hunter-x · 4 years
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I simply simp for the swedes and their actors and no one can stop me 🤗
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formerlyclownie · 4 years
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❥︎❥︎this made my day oml
Considering things have been sort of shitty for me lately, this was a huge mood brightener❤︎❤︎❤︎
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adamwatchesmovies · 5 years
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Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts (2009)
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It should surprise no one who's read my reviews of the previous "Dolittle" films that the direct-to-DVD Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts a.k.a. Dr. Dolittle 5 sucks. Even if you enjoyed the previous movies, this one’s low production value and minuscule stakes won’t satisfy. It seriously made me question what I do with my time.
When Maya Dolittle (Kyla Pratt) learns the veterinarian program at SFU lasts a whopping 7 years, she’s flabbergasted. She’s inherited her father’s ability to talk to animals. What could trump that kind of skill? When Maya's unique skill catches the eye of Hollywood heiress Tiffany Monaco (Tegan Moss), they go to Hollywood to create their own TV series. In the process, Maya learns she may not actually know everything there is about caring for animals.
Last time, Maya had to convince the President of the United States’ dog to help her save an African rainforest (don’t ask, just read the review). This time… we’re worried the 17-year-old will get trapped in a bad contract. Ooooh! Can’t you just feel the excitement? Anyone who's lived in the real world will recognize the poor writing present. I’m pretty sure a minor can’t write a law-binding contract, no matter what the cartoonishly villainous TV producer (Jason Bryden) says. When you see the “Animal Talkers” rehearsals, it’s obvious real TV isn't done that way.
The Hollywood setting is never convincing because of the way the characters behave, and because of the bare-bones budget. Like the previous movie, you’re lucky if the animals’ mouths move when they talk. The soundtrack is peppered with wannabe tracks that kinda remind you of something you’ve heard before, in a better movie. When Lucky (voiced by Norm Macdonald) is shown "dancing", it’s clearly the same footage of the dog moving a little bit played in reverse, then normally, and then reversed again. Kyla Pratt and Tegan Moss get to prance around in some fancy outfits but I wager they got away with those expenses by returning the costumes after the quickie production was over. It’s embarrassing.
There is exactly one joke that works in the entire movie and it feels like a cool glass of water in a scorching desert after having to sit through the increased screen time of the character I've come to hate beyond all others, Phil Proctor as Monkey. In a movie with ear-splitting dialogue, lousy performances, flat characters, and a boring plot, that damn furball wins the title of "worst thing".
Actually, no. The worst thing about Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts is that I didn’t REALLY need to watch it. No one was eager to know if this movie was good or if there was an end-credit gag (there is). I bet no one will read, comment or share this review. I had perfectly good reasons to skip it. So really, it isn’t director Alex Zamm or writers Daniel and Steven Altiere that are to blame for the unhappiness I feel; it's me. (January 30, 2020)
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