#jay weinberg x reader

[writersmilex]

Slipknot Masterlist:

I have decided to finally make the masterlists. Here, are the collections of my Slipknot X Reader Insert stories. Both Imagines and Headcanons. Neatly organized and labeled, WITH the summaries this time. 

0# Sid Wilson___________________________

Look At Me!:  Sid is unhappy and jealous that Chris and Mick get more attention from (Y/n) than him. He will do anything to get it.

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Hype Out!:  Sid meets the energetic drummer of a new-comer band at a festival, (Y/n) has enough energy to keep up with him.

1# Joey Jordison________________________

Raw Flesh:  taking care of Joey's wounded hands for him.

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The Fuzz Illness:  Joey hasn't been seen in a while. He says he sick. So (Y/n) visits to check on him. And describes something strange.

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Feline VS Canine:  Joey and (Y/n) having a debate over cats and dogs.

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Neighbours Treat: (Y/n)'s neighbor Joey shows up at their door one evening with a homemade Lasagna.     

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Stubbornness aside:  Joey is sick and denies it. (Y/n) knows better and takes are of him.

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So Many Cats!:  In Japan, Joey and (Y/n) visit a cat cafe and it's cuter than they imagined.

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Cattitude:  Cat boy Joey. Behaving like your typical crackhead cat.  

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Not Fragile:  Joey's leg has broken off. And Mage (Y/n) helps to fix him up.

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Fance Tangle:  Joey's braids (Y/n)'s hair as they're distracted.

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Headcanon: Teenage sibling

Headcanon: Reassuring Joey

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1.2# Jay Weinberg_______________________

2# Paul Gray___________________________

Bad Jobs:  (Y/n) has trouble on their new job and Paul helps them with it.

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Raggedy:  (Y/n) has a hobby they're ashamed of. Paul eventually finds out.

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Headcanon: Bassplayer | Reader

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2.2# Alessandro Venturella________________

3# Chris Fehn__________________________

3.2# Tortilla Man________________________

4# Jim Root____________________________

Lucky Number:  (Y/n) gives Jim many good-luck charms, as they believe in the unlucky number 4. Jim thinks it's something else.

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Guitar Lesson Rival: (Y/n) is wants to learn guitar and asks the two guitarists for help. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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There, There:  Jim is having a tough time dealing with the pressure , (Y/n) visits at the right time.

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The Fuzz Illness:  Jim doesn't notice the changes until (Y/n) points it out.

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Slimy Creature For Show: (Y/n) finds a cool frog and shows it off to everybody. Only Mick and Jim seem to care.  

~~~~ Headcanon: Cute Jim Root

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5# Craig Jones_________________________

One-Sided Chatter:  chatterbox (Y/n) having a one-sided conversation with Craig.

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Spike Wall:  At a Meet and Greet event, (Y/n) gets a little uncomfortable with fans getting so close. Luckily Craig is there to assist.

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6# Shawn Crahan_______________________

Beautiful mind:  Shawn admires (Y/n)'s sense of creativity and artistic views. Once time (Y/n) has an artist-block and he helps them with that.

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7# Mick Thompson______________________

Guitar Lesson Rival: (Y/n) is wants to learn guitar and asks the two guitarists for help. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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Slimy Creature For Show:  (Y/n) finds a cool frog and shows it off to everybody. Only Mick and Jim seem to care.

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Practice Makes Masters:  Mick and (Y/n) play video games together. Mick let's them win a round because they suck at the game.   

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Provoke Me?:  (Y/n) and Mick are out on a date. A fan dares to flatter (Y/n) in front of Mick.

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Bearable Hug:  Mick Comforts (Y/n) after they wake up from a bad dream.    

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Big Cat:  A Day in the life of (Y/n) and their Maine Coon cat; Mick.  

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8# Corey Taylor_________________________

Midnight With Corey:  (Y/n) has a nightmare and goes to the kitchen to get a drink and calm down. They meet Corey there too.

~~~~ Clever Route:  (Y/n) feels unsafe when walking home one day and calls Corey up for help.

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All Of\ Or Some of Them_________________

Time-Bomb:  slipknot is dealing with an aggressive, short tempered (Y/n).

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Party Lower:  Mick, Chris and Jim are called to pick up their close and drunk friend, (Y/n)

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Fall Flat!:  (Y/n) is overworked from working in the summer heat and nearly faints when going home. (loosely based with a personal experience of fainting)

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The Supporter:  at an interview. (Y/n) recalls their time with the band over the years.

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Talented Hobbies:  (Y/n), from another band has a secret hobby, but Slipknot finds out anyway.

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Headcanons_________________________

Slipknot As Cats

Offensive Humour

Slipknot and Hugs

Slipknot and Teenage Child

You are number 10#

First Kiss

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I don’t really write for Slipknot anymore, but these are still around and everyone is free to read them if you’re into this kind of stuff. 

[unpurelemon]

Hello & Welcome

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My name is Wysteria

Fanfic Writer~♀️/♎/🇦🇺/INFJ

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DO NOT INITIATE

Sexists, racists, abileists, fatphobes, queerphobes, queerexclusive, transmeds, proshippers, pro ED, MAPs, TERFs

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IMPORTANT NOTE

I only write for FemReaders or GNReaders.

I will write anykind of story/headcannon, angst, fluff, smut, everything is approved. However, I will not accept pedophilia, rape, or incest related topics, that's obviously very gross and you should think about getting help if you want stories about those topics. Just saying.

Anywho, I'd also like to note that I'm not very experienced at writing, so I do apologize if somethings are out of a characters/persons usual personality traits.

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I WRITE FOR

Ghost

Metalocalypse

Slipknot

[atreyuinthemidle2]

Ok so I'm going to post this and if you want to read the other my watpad is

@ atreyu_in_the_middle

corey taylor x reader

Word count:591

"my brother is going to be there he's taking care of us my parents are out of town" b/f/n said grabbing on to the straps on his back pack.

"Which one and do we really need a babysitter" I question.

"Corey my parents sure think so" they say. I can feel the butterflies in my stomach I've always liked corey. He's sweet and gentle and must I add extremely talented.

We walk In the house greeted by craig he's on of corey's friend.

"Hey" b/f/n said to let know our presence

Corey walks in and from the kitchen. "hey guys you've met my friend craig before".

Me and b/f/n answer "yeah".

"were going to go finish the project bye" b/f/n says r

As he walks up the stairs

I wave bye to the two boys in the living room and follow b/f/n

"bye" corey and Craig say.

We get all the the stuff we been to finish the project and start (idk on what) Corey occasionally check on us

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"We're done" b/f/n says.

"Finally" corey says while leaning on the door frame."do you guys want dinner.

"Yes please" you say exsostid and walking down stairs

"Alright go sit down" corey says

He brings out bowls of Mac and cheese

"Your food is served my lady" corey said putting a bowl in front of me looking dead in my eyes

I blush a bit god his eyes are so easy to fall in and never get out.

"Thanks Corey"

"Your welcome" he gives a light smiles

"I'm going to be in my room if y'all need me" corey says walking out the room.

"Do you like my brother" b/f/n whispers

"No ew"

"Liar"

"I don't lie"

"Sure"

We finish our food and getting ready for bed.

"Don't fuck my brother while I'm asleep"

"I don't like him b/f/n"

"Alright but if you do were protection"

"Okay goodnight"

I then pull the blanket over me and fall asleep.

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I jolt up waking from a nightmare. I've been having a lot of them here lately.

I get up and go to the kitchen to get myself a glass of water.

I grab a glass from the cabinet turn on the fosit.

"Whatcha doin up" it's Corey

"Just getting water"

"Are you okay y/n"

"Yeah why"

"Everytime you stay here your always up never sleeping well and you look upset"

"Well I've been having nightmares"

"Oh I'm sorry Would you like to sleep in my bed with me"

"No I couldn't"

"Please"

"Fne why not"

I follow corey to his room. we lay face to face his eyes piercing through mine.

"y/n I've been wanting to tell you this for a little bit now" corey says grabbing your hands. "but I haven't been able to get it to words that make sense but I love you"

I feel the butterflies in my stomach once again "corey I love you too"

" Good that means I can do this" he kisses my lip just a short one but god did it feel good.

I lean up and kiss him again this time longer his lips are chapped but taste so good

We finally break away from the kiss

"Good night beautiful"

I snuggle in to his chest "night"

[jimsbeetroot]

♱ 𝒔𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 ♱

a/n; requests are greatly appreciated. just send me a scenario, genre (smut, fluff, angst etc.) and i’ll write it!

♱ slipknot x female reader ♱

smut; ✦ angst; ❈ fluff; 𖧧

problems ♱ all members ❈

𝑑𝑟𝑢𝑔 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑, 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟. 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑜-𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑠

solved ♱ all members - part two of problems ❈

𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑝𝑠𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛

idiot ♱ sid wilson 𖧧

𝑖𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑜𝑡

please, don’t leave me ♱ mick thompson ❈

𝑖𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 - 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑠𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑒𝑟 - 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑓𝑎𝑟

gentle giant ♱ mick thomson 𖧧

ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑔𝑢𝑦, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑡

i miss the misery ♱ jim root ✦

𝑖𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡

bad for me ♱ jim root (smut) ✦

𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 2/2 𝑜𝑓 '𝑖 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑦'

teacher ♱ jim root 𖧧

𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑟. ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑡 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑟. 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑

hendrix ♱ jim root 𖧧

𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑧𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑓𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟!

birthday ♱ jim root ❈

𝑗𝑖𝑚 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦

I in spain ♱ jim root ✦

𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑣𝑎𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑛! ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠?

home sweet home ♱ jim root ✦

𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡! 𝑗𝑖𝑚 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑟!

three am’s ♱ jim root ✦

𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑗𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛’𝑡! 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡!

happy place ♱ corey taylor

𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔; 𝑓𝑙𝑢𝑓𝑓 - 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒 - 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑. 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑!

walking out ♱ chris fehn

𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑑𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑌/𝑁’𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠’ 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑜𝑠.

crazy cat couple ♱ chris fehn

𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑒! 𝐼 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑎 𝑐𝑎𝑡!

heated ♱ joey jordison

𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑗𝑜𝑒𝑦 𝑑𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑤, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑎𝑦! 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡!

insecurities ♱ joey jordison

𝑗𝑜𝑒𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒! 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡!

shawn crahan ♱

paul gray ♱

craig jones ♱ 

new members;

jay weinberg, alessandro venturella

note! new members of the band will not be mentioned in reactions unless requested!

[writersmilex]

hello❤ you write such cute and cool stories 🥺

how about headcanons first kiss with the reader? 💋 for murderdolls and slipknot. who is the first to decide on this the boys or the reader? why would they want a kiss? there and why will it happen? how will it look like?

thank you ❤❤❤

It's a disgrace how long this took me. What is it? Half a year? And I cannot express how sorry and how guilty I feel for taking so fucking long. And I am very sorry, but you're only getting Slipknot. One fandom at a time, please. This was very hard alright?

Anyway, without further ado:

First kisses with Slipknot

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0# Sid Wilson:

- Sid has wanted to kiss you ever since he realized his love for you. But didn't want to come over as pushy or disrespectful. 

- As a way to get a little closer to, he... got closer to you in a literal sense. Sitting close to you, hanging around and demanding to be babysat by you. 

- Babysitting means that you have to keep him in line while waiting backstage. 

- "(Y/n)! Where is Sid!" Shawn question. "He's right here." You say, pointing to the man in question standing right next to you. 

- Right before the show was about to start,  Sid is as hyper as ever. Running back and forth to get rid of that extra energy. 

- You wish the band all good luck before they go on. And the show is as amazing as always. 

- You came after the show to help the band cool down and stuff. Sid ran up to you, tore off his mask and trapped you in a rough kiss! His hands-on your cheeks. 

- You're completely blown away by surprise but happily kiss him back, no matter how sweaty he might have been. 

- Sid pulls away and laughs as you now got a bit of black paint on your face from him.

- You laugh and try to wipe it off, but it's no use. Sid just kisses you again.

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1# Joey Jordison:

-The first few weeks of your relationship were awkward, to say the least.

- The moment the first kiss between the two of you happened was quite a cliche. 

- You see, you just finished a fun dinner date with Joey. And he took you back to your house. 

- The drummer had a moment of clarity when he saw you glow under the porch light. 

- You noticed him looking at you with big blue eyes, and you asked him what the matter was. 

- He ponders and contemplates what he is about to do. Then he says "Fuck it." Grabs you by your collar and pulls you into a  rough kiss. 

- Naturally, you're caught by complete surprise. Much to his relief, you eased and kissed him back. 

- He wraps his arms around your neck to keep you close to him. He wants this moment to mean something. As if your relationship is truly official this time. 

- He pulls back, the two of you staring at each other with blushing faces. Which caused you both to laugh and press your forehead against his. 

- "I'll see you tomorrow, rockstar." You say playfully, stroking one strand of his hair before going inside your house. 

- Joey stands there for a moment to think. He has finally done it! And kissing you felt amazing. 

- He'll happily kiss you again!

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1.2# Jay Weinberg:

- His every first audition to join the band and be a filler for Joey. 

- And he thought his nerves are trying to kill him. As he sat there waiting, his legs quivering. 

- "Hey." You call for his attention, you're sitting right next to him. He runs a hand through his hair and turns his head to face you. 

- "Even I can hardly believe it, don't pay attention to the eyes on you. Hold your attention on the music and the rhythm." You say, reaching over to pat Jay on the shoulder.  

-  Jay smiles at you and then gets called in for his audition. 

- It's only natural that he's hella nervous, playing before his heroes is a big deal. 

- He has finished and got chosen as filler! Hooray!

- Jay runs up to you full of joy. Wraps you in his arms and embraces you tightly. 

- And in a moment of he's so overjoyed, he kisses you on the lips. 

- He doesn't wait for a response, he lets go and goes outside to catch some fresh air.

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2# Paul Gray:

- A relationship started, a few days fresh. 

- Everything was fine and dandy, and Paul could tell that you wanted to move further. 

- He admits he was a little nervous as you started to hook your arm around his as you walked around with him.

- It was a nice day to take a walk out and get some fresh air. You need that every once in a while don't you?

- It was pleasant, the two of you walking together hand in hand. Talking about whatever came to mind. 

- Paul suggested getting a snack and a drink at the random coffee place he pointed at. Then he volunteered to get something to eat while you wait outside. 

- You agreed and wait for him to return. While you're waiting a random person walks up to you and starts to talk to you. Asking very pushy questions that you answered as vaguely as possible. 

- Then this person started to flirt with you (If you could call it that...) It wasn't the best flirting and you weren't really impressed with this stranger's attempts to woo you. Besides 

- Paul returns with some snacks and drinks and spots this person making you visibly uncomfortable. So he walks up to you, loudly announces his presence and gives you a quick and chaste kiss on your lips. 

- The person who flirted with you seemed to understand what was going on, apologized and left the two of you alone. 

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2.2# Alessandro Venturella:

- Naturally, you got incredibly worried when you heard that Alessandro got rushed to the hospital after he fainted from dehydration. Within minutes you were there in the hospital's waiting room, waiting for any news on his condition. 

- Once you announce to the medical staff that you're his significant other (of a few weeks), they were willing to share more information on his recovery. 

- For the following week after his release from the hospital, you were above and beyond paranoid and worried. And Alex can already tell that this incident rightfully scared the living daylights out of you. 

- Of course, he noticed how increasingly caring you become, making sure he was alright and always drinking the right amount of water in a day. Just to make sure nothing bad like that would happen again. 

- He loves how much you care about him, yes he does. However, your constant worrying gets on his nerves a little. He loves you, he does. But please, he's a grown man...

- And it only got worse as another show is creeping up, causing your nervousness to spike up again. Hours before the gig starts, you're even more nervous that the band themselves. 

- Even Sid had told you to calm down, "everything's gonna be fine," he said.

- But really it was Alex who had to calm you down, with a hand rubbing your back soothingly and gently voices he managed to ease your worries. 

- "I'm gonna be fine, love." He says with a reassuring smile, you can't help but look at him and smile back. 

- Then he leans forward to give you a gentle kiss, and your worries cease completely. He promises to give more kisses after the show is done.  ~~~~

3# Chris Fehn:

- A funny thing Chris likes to do, poking your cheek with the nose of his mask and saying "muah!" very loudly. 

- But it's not a real kiss now, is it? 

- It was all fun and games in the beginning until you decided to take it a step further. You attempt to give Chris's mask an Eskimo kiss.  Y'know? Rub your noses together affectionately. 

- It was funny the first time, Chris got all stupid and confused as he watches you touch the tip of the mask's nose with your own. But he thought it was cute nonetheless. There are some pictures to be found of it online.

- But eventually, it got old, and you wanted more...

- It was a very fleeting kiss, almost nonchalant which left him yearning for more almost right away. 

- Hours before a show was about to start, and just before Chris is about to put some grease on his face. You walked up behind him.

- You lean forward over his shoulder, take his still clean face in your hand and press a quick kiss right on his lips. 

- "knock them dead, babe." You say with a wink and then leave so suddenly to help where help is needed. 

- Error. Chris_Fehn.ExE cannot be found. Reboot the system, please. ~~~~

3.2# Tortilla man:

- In Stage persona, he's either like an uncontrollable toddler or an uncontrollable dog or both.  

- Normally he's still quite energetic and animated, but not as crazy as on stage. The controlled crazy with basic human decency. 

- Like most energetic people, he sometimes needs a moment to gather all that infamous energy again. Usually, it's sitting on the sofa in silence with some sugary drink. 

- He can still be quite riled up for a long time after shows. What helped him relax is; some water, a towel and you telling him how great he was in the show. Your praise always makes him happy :)

- It has become a running gag amongst the band, that whenever Micheal is too out of control, you get called to tame him. Both you and he can laugh about it as well. 

- But really though, when Micheal returns from one long and tiring tour, he wants nothing more than to relax on the sofa in your arms with some hot beverage. 

- And it was in one of those relaxing moments where the first kiss happened between you and him.

- While watching a movie on the sofa together, you nonchalantly rest your mouth in the top of his head as he is resting on your shoulder. Of course, he feels that you're lightly kissing his head and he thinks it's time. 

- Lifting his head he looks straight at you and places a gentle kiss on your own lips. Probably one of the softest kisses you've ever had. 

- You could only give him an adorable stupid smile and resume the movie together. It was at that moment the relationship felt official for real aside from declaring. 

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4# Jim Root :

- It was a friends-to-lovers type of relationship. But the both of you are still very nervous, despite being experienced in previous relationships.

- However, it slowly got closer. A little more touching here and there, the usual stuff. 

- During the times that the band was a tough time. It was rough for everyone. 

- You did your best to support the band of course. Sometimes you take Jim away from the stress to help clear his head. 

- After you caught him in the middle of a breakdown, you demanded he'd go get therapy and get his life together again. 

- Jim really can't say no to your begging and agreed to go to a psychologist and sort out his problems.

- According to his psychologist, your support to him is already a great help to his mental recovery, that's nice to hear. 

- As a way to thank you for all you have done for him. Jim gives you a chaste kiss, blushing mad as he turns away quickly. Unable to look you in the eye. 

- You pull Jim back and kiss him properly this time. 

- He returns to gesture immediately.

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5# Craig Jones:

- Craig is like a cactus. Mind the spikes, right? 

- While in a relationship with him, you made it a habit to kiss the closed zipper of his mask. 

-However, Craig feels a little guilty for not returning your affections. You're his beloved after all. 

- So, at one moment just before a show. You're helping Craig with his mask, replacing a nail that got broken off. 

- And just before you help Craig put on the mask. He stops you and leans forward to kiss you. 

- Sid saw it and started cheering loudly. Causing poor Craig to turn all red in the face. 

- The kiss was very chaste and only lasted for 2 fleeting seconds, then he put on the mask himself. And was gone before you could process anything. 

- Naturally, Craig didn't make any comment on it and left for the show. 

- During the whole show, Craig felt like he was burning alive. Even more so than usual. 

- How the hell is he gonna confront you when the show is done!?

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6# Shawn Crahan:

- It was on your very first date. A very simple date, since Shawn just got a tour behind his back and needs some rest. Just a dinner date and a walk through the nearby park. 

- The dinner date was a little awkward at first, but that's normal on a first date. The situation got a lot more comfortable as you got to know each other. Turns out that the two of you have much in common, and you liked Shawn's philosophy and the way he talks about his experience in the band and overall life. 

- The dinner got fun as the awkwardness was broken. Telling each other interesting stories, and overall more bonding. It was a very nice and calm evening, a nice change from all the chaos. 

- After dinner, it was time for the walk. The date was during the summertime so it's still light outside as the two of you go for a walk. Arms locked together. 

- You actually know this park rather well, and so you take your date out to all the best places in the park and show him all the prettiest sightings. especially in the evening dusk, there are some beautiful sights to see in the old park. 

- Shawn thought it was enchanting and it helped him relieve some stress he had while admiring the glow you had in the evening sunset. 

- And the moment it turned darker, Shawn decided it was time to bring you home. 

- Throughout the whole ride home, he keeps talking about how much of a good time he had with you and is already planning a second date.

- And when he set you off at your place, you stopped him before he could leave, giving him a kiss in a way to thank him for the good time you had. 

- It took Shawn a moment to recollect himself. ~~~~

7# Mick Thomson:

- You're a known reporter in your city. That's one of the core things about how you met Mick.

- And you hooked one of your reporter friends to an interview with him.

- Well... Mick didn't find it funny. Not because of you mind you. He has been a little irritated These past few days, from things he wouldn't say as he wanted to sort it out himself.

- And before the interview started, Mick is standing next to you waiting, and complaining all the way. 

- You try your best to keep him calm, but not much seems to be working. He's just sitting there all grumpy. 

- he told you that he doesn't even know why he's so frustrated. Most likely he's still tense from the latest tour he had with the band, you can understand that. 

- Right before the interview is about to be behind, you grand him one last speech of encouragement and stuff. 

- Then you pull him towards you to kiss him. His facial hair tickles and you can't help but smile in the kiss. 

- When you pull away, you promise him more kisses after the interview. And you push him towards the room where the interview takes place. 

- Mick felt a little distracted the entire interview.

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8# Corey Taylor:

- During your first few weeks together with him. Things were tough for Corey...

- You did everything in your power to help him and set him on a straight line. 

- You helped him so much in those times you have no idea. And for all that you have done for him. Corey's love for you only grew stronger. 

- He felt the need to return the favour, and repay you for your help. But how?

- It was a calm moment, You and Corey are in your shared bed cuddling. His head on your chest and his legs in between yours as you lay there with him. 

- Suddenly, his grip on you tightens. You ask him if he's alright, and his first response was a groan as he squirms into a different position. 

- "I love you... so much. You have no idea..." He says with a sincere tone. That comment alone made your heart do an impressive front flip!

- He leans up to face you, "I can show you like this." And before you could respond he gently kisses you on your lips. 

- Corey's mood only brightens when he feels you kiss him back. 

- The first kiss ended in the first make-out. :)

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_______________________________________ There are many reasons why this took so fucking long.  I had lost interest in writing for Slipknot, I had an exam coming and I was working hard the whole summer vacation.  I will forever feel guilty for not finishing this sooner.  thanks for reading regardless. - Smilex🙂

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Slipknot And Hugs.

How does Slipknot hug? Hug Head-canons, for the ones who like hugs. 

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0# Sid Wilson :

-Squeeze the life out of you hug.

-He finds it funny to catch you off guard by sneaking up on you. With his arms raised, ready to strike down at his prey.

-He lunges down and traps you in his arms. You scream in surprise, he laughs loudly.

-He hugs you from behind a lot, squeezing you hard, his face pressed into the crook of your neck, nuzzling your hair.

-He will loosen his arms if you're willing to turn around and hug him back!

-Squeeze him back and he's a happy guy.

-Also he likes to hang on you, arms wrapped around your shoulders and keeping you close.

-Somethings he interrupts the conversation your having with someone by talking about unrelated things.

- "In the Netherlands, they eat really thin pancakes for dinner. Did you know that?"

- "Yes Sid, I have been there..."

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1# Joey Jordison :

- A quick, fleeting hug.

-Usually before going somewhere, or right before a show starts. He will give you a quick hug, and before you can even react he is walking away.

-If you want to keep him around a little longer you gotta force it a little bit. Catch him when he's about to hug you and trap him into your arms.

-Give him a quick squeeze, then pat him on the back and stroke his hair. And he's docile again.

-Refuse to let go, and hug firmly. His head under your chin, nuzzle his hair, he relaxes and stays for a minute longer.

- If one on his band-members catches him in your arms and points it out. Joey will snap at them. You have to hold him tighter to keep him from jumping at them.

- Eventually he's relax in the hug again. Although he really has to go now, but now he doesn't want to let go!

- "go now, or you'll get late." You say, trying to push him away gently.

- "Come with me then?" He suggests. Just go with him, he doesn't want to leave you, and he'll miss it if you don't.

- Things like this have happened before...

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1.2# Jay Weinberg :

-Friendly hug.

-Often a friendly side squeeze before a show. Sometimes a hug and pat on the back but those are a bit more uncommon.

- Giving him all the pats on the back and he feels well appreciated!

-be a little playful-aggressive, shaking him and squeeze him, it will make him laugh.

- If you do that, he will keep feeling it for a while.

- He believes that hugs are good for you. And he's not afraid to ask for one if he needs one.

- And He will offer a hug if one of his friends appears to need one.

- He doesn't mind long hugs. But not too long, or else he'll get uncomfortable.

- Every time you hug him, it feels like your friendship grow a little.

- He's not one to talk about feelings a lot, but he is willing to hug it out.

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2# Paul Gray :

-Big bear hug.

-A pretty affectionate guy. Always ready for a hug!

-arms wrap around you, nice and comfy.

-if you got the time, you should play patty-cake with him!

- He has a hard time letting go. "Come on, a little longer?"

- He's so warm and cozy, it can't be real.

- if there is no time for a hug, he will pat you on the back a few times, or wrap and arm around your shoulders.

- Simply standing next to him is already comforting!

- While your hugging, he might even ask you how your day was, or is so far!

- To put it shortly, You really shouldn't refuse a hug from this guy.

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2.2# Alessandro Venturella :

-Tight hug.

- "come 'ere you!"

- Ensue big tight hug and warm hug.

- He want you to remember this interaction when he is away.

- Come on, squeeze him back. he loves that!

- He will pick you up if he is capable. Twirl you and shake you up good.

- He had definitely left an impression on you with that stunt of his. Good, that's exactly what he wanted.

- His hugs are so damn tight, you better hold your breath!

- It's almost he wants to squeeze the life out of you like Sid does. Or he just wants to show how much he appreciates you!

-Try and get revenge and hug him back just a tight.

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3# Chris Fehn :

-Squeeze to the side hug.

- He is simply not sure on how to approach the hugging part.

- He just... wraps his arm around you and pulls you to his side, squeezing slightly.

- that's good enough right? no?  Well how about this!

- A big hug, pulling you tight to himself, swaying clumsily and almost falling together.

- As long as you keep both of your feet on the ground, things should be fine.

- He likes to ruffle your hair a lot. He messes it up on purpose,  just to tease you. You're never really happy with it, but it's innocent enough to let it slide.

- He's really happy when you hug him back, it comforts him a lot. And it grands him a break from the usual Slipknot madness.

- Once in a while, sometimes before a show. He will look for you and hug without saying anything. It calms him down.

- He really feels like he needs those, please return them to him.

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3.2# Tortilla man :

-Surprise hug.

-He doesn't waste any time.

- Hug! Now!

- If he opens his arms wide in your general direction, he hopes you understand what happens next.

- You better give in or else he's gonna follow you around all day and bother you about it.

- He shakes you around and growls while hugging. Making you laugh, and he loves to hear you laugh.

- While hugging, he will roughly pat you on the shoulder a couple times. Pat, Pat, Pat!

- Congrats you have befriended the feral Tortilla man! He's now at your service.

- And if you don't get the hint, he will approach you and trap you in a hug.

- He won't let go until you hug him back!

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4# Jim Root :

-Enveloping hug.

-big man, big hugs!

-he like to rest his face into your hair, your hair smells nice...

-Jim is pretty shy about initiating the hug. But if you stand there with your arms open he will take the hint.

-i would hug you for hours if he could.

- He's really warm and comfy to hug.

- He like the way your hair smells, and how it feels when he puts his face in it.

- He sometimes bends over you completely and you have to lean back. Hit his back to get him to stop.

- He has always had a habit of looming over people and you are no exception, even if you're on the taller side.

- Safe this guy's back big pushing towards to keep him standing up straight.

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5# Craig Jones :

-Awkward pat hug.

'Watch the spikes! If he's wearing the mask.

-He may be very silent, but he's a great friend once getting close to him. A good listener!

-when you make the first move he will awkwardly pat your shoulder-blades a few times. Sometimes drumming both his hands on your back.

-you rest your head against the very edge of his shoulder to avoid getting stabbed in the face by those rusty spikes. You might get an infection if you do get poked!

-and that has become a sort of habit. It's just the way you hug him now until you figure how if he's wearing a mask or not.

- No matter what you do, you can't escape the back pats!

- And he doesn't make the first move, you do it! He's not sure how to do it.

-He just stares at you, hoping you can see in his eyes what he is trying to tell you.

- Craig also needs a hug every once in a while. But not to often...

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6# Shawn Crahan :

-Protecting hug.

-You often join the band when they go do in store signings or fan meetings.

-If someone gets to close for your liking and Clown sees that.

-He will walk up. Grab you and pull you back, glaring at whoever is bothering you, growl at them and drag you back to the others.

-Will stay near you for the rest to the event.

-yeah... People don't talk to you when Clown is around. Mainly because they don't wanna get get harassed by him.

- It's kinda cool, you don't have to worry about anything with him by your side!

- Aside from the protection he provides in those scenarios. His hugs are great, it's very unexpected really.

- You wouldn't expect a guy like him to give such nice hugs!

- It's advised that you enjoy every moment it it!

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7# Mick Thomson :

-Gentle hug.

-Arms around you, gentle squeeze. He thinks you're frail and could shatter if he's not careful enough.

-loves it when you treat him the same way. It makes him feel at ease.

-usually in public, he just puts a hand on your shoulder and squeezes it, then he leaves again.

-behind closed door he can be a tiny bit more cuddly, but not a whole lot.

- He's not sure of what to do with his hands or where to put them without looking invasive... He will just leave them on your shoulders, that's fine right?

- His hug are never really long lasting, it gets a little awkward...

- In public, he will do nothing more than a quick hug or a pat on the shoulder.

- If he sees that you could need a hug, he is willing to give you one.

- Just don't come running to him every time. There are other people around that can do it better than him, like Paul...

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8# Corey Taylor :

-Lingering hug.

-come on, just a little longer, please?

-it's reassuring to him. A fleeting moment of nothing but comfort and support.

- pats you on the back, in hope he can assure you as well. It's nice.

- It's feels like a missing puzzle piece that has been found after years of being lost.

- If he feels down he will look for you and hug you without saying anything. And if you hug him back he's a happy guy again.

- If you need a hug, he is always willing to give you one! Always!

- He wants to be there for you, just as much as you are there for him.

- in the right moment, the hug can evolve into a straight up cuddle.

- Hugs just always last longer than they intend to....

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Would you like a hug? Here you go!

Thank you for reading.

- Missalot.

[writersmilex]

My dumb ass didn't read the guidelines, I requested the cute daughter headcanons so can you turn it genderless? Like cute teenager child? Love your writing <3

Slipknot and Teenage children. Sure thing, i was gonna make it genderless anyway. Sorry for taking so long, it was kind of challenging. thanks, i really love it that you love my work. Enjoy~

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0# Sid Wilson :

- A 'cool dad'

- You watched a lot of transformers when you where little.

- As you're going through puberty, you get a little snappy at times.

- which he understands why, but there i really no need to yell at your dad.

- You introduce a new phase you have, he will be like "cool." And move on.

- you inherited the energy of him. ADHD and bouncing around, having a hard time focusing on one thing.

- luckily you got some therapy and behavior counseling. Medication had more negative than positive results so that was scrapped.

- He's your best friend.

- his fans also love you, but you never really got in touch with that paparazzi, lucky you.

- And even now that you're older, Sid still doesn't allow you to touch his DJ gear. ~~~~

1# Joey Jordison :

- A 'caring dad'

- "Please just watch yourself, okay?" He says, every time you leave to go out with friends.

- do as he says and come home on time, he gets paranoid easily when it comes to you.

- He teaches you to go your own way and not follow the herd like a lamb. But if you want to be a trend-follower he's fine with that.

- He will support you in any path you decide to take. Want to be a lawyer? Go ahead! Want to be a garbage cleaner? he will root for you!

- You inherited his artistic talents.

- He found out that you're in a little garage band, he was over the moon when he heard that.

- He is your biggest fan. And hopes to see you thrive in music like him.

- Teachers always seem surprised when they figure out who your dad is.

- "Just put that Talent you have to good use." He says.

- You have gotten taller than him... ~~~~

1.2# Jay Weinberg :

- A 'understanding dad'

- He understands that you're growing and discovering yourself. And he gives you that freedom to do so.

- one of his enforced rules is to just come home on time. And don't skip school.

- You inherited his gentleness.

- In your group of friends you're the 'parent friend'

- Actually doesn't try to embarrass you in front of your friends. You're grateful for that.

- he can tell when you're being a moody teenager, all he has to do to calm you down is just to say "come and sit down with me."

- He was really supportive when you went through your first break-up. You sat there crying on your bed, he sat next to you embracing you and teaching you some life lessons like a good father he is.

- Seeing how that break up hurt you so much, he's a bit weary of the next date you bring home. He just doesn't want you to get hurt again.

- He's is very proud of you, and loves how much you have grown. ~~~~

2# Paul Gray :

- A 'good' dad

- You are his pride and joy. He will do many things to make you have a good life.

- At this age, he still pinches your cheeks.

- You inherited his kindness.

- He taught you a little bit of bass. A quality way to spend  time together.

- He understands that as a teenager, your negative emotions develop. But there is really no need to yell at him like that. Really unnecessary...

- You're the best sibling to your younger sister; October.

- The two of you are the best of friends. Paul is so proud of his kids.

- When you're playing with your sister, Paul loves to just watch over the two of you. This look of undying love in his eye.

- Parenting is a cycle, just like him, you turned out great! ~~~~

2.2# Alessandro Venturella :

- A 'little rough' dad

- he ruffles your hair a little too hard.

- He has always been a little to rough with you. Like 'throwing you in the air to cheer you up' type of deal.

- He has a hard time letting you go and explore the world on your own. But he knows it has to be done.

- If you pick up the bass, he will make you his protege and teach you everything he knows.

- You got a little bit of a British accent going on. Only a certain type of words and terms you learned from your dad and things you picked up on.

- However, you do swear like a true Brit!

- He tells you off for swearing so much. But he is secretly proud.

- to this day, he still slaps you on the back a little to hard.

- But made you a touch cookie, so his little rough handling payed off.  ~~~~

3# Chris Fehn :

- A 'Embarrassing' dad

- In a very typical sense, he like to embarrass you just for that reaction he loves.

- When he picks you up from school, he likes to loudly announce that you're almost late for the sport or hobby you practice.

- He loves it when you go golfing with him. He likes to teach you techniques and overall spend quality time with you.

- You inherited his humor.

- He has a hard time dealing with your emotional tantrums. He hates yelling at you, so he just leaves you alone with your feelings.

- But is you come to him for support, he'll be there for you of course. "dad is here..."

- He's almost like a stereotypical dad, slippers and all.

- You and your siblings live a good life really.

- If you wish to go to college, he will have a really hard time letting you go out and make something of yourself. You're his baby, please stay :(... No, your life, your choice. ~~~~

3.2# Tortilla man :

- A 'goofy' dad

- So you developed a crazy sense of humor because of him.

- At this age you go out with friends and do crazy stunts for kicks. He can't be more proud.

- In your friend group at school, you're known as 'tortilla child' You take pride in that. Some kids tried to pick on you with that nickname, but it didn't work.

- You like to climb things, ever since you were little. You're dad had to pull you out of the Christmas tree one time when you where little.

- Being the emotional teenager you are. Your first reaction to pressure is screaming.

- Your dad got you checked out for it. Maybe you're autistic?

- But as you got older you mentally developed and got better actually.

- Tortilla gives you so many hugs.

- He is proud of his little tortilla spawn.

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4# Jim Root :

- A 'laid back' dad

- Personality wise, you're just like him. People meet you and say 'yes, like father like daughter'

-  You inherited the 'y'know' tic. When people hear you say it, they can't stop smiling at you.

- When your were a toddler, Jim would put you on his lap while he also plays guitar. It seemed to comfort you back then.

- Now you side next to him and do something else while listening to his playing. It still calms you today!

- He had the perfect angle to ruffle your hair.

- You're his child and he wants to protect you. You have to remind him that you're 17 and need to be let go and explore on your own.

- oh you have also gotten his height. Top tier gene pool baby!

- though, you reach his neck, which is still very tall for someone your age.

- If you do plan to learn guitar like your dad, he will have a instant 'proud dad' moment and melt to the floor. ~~~~

5# Craig Jones :

- A 'strict' dad

- He just has to look at you a certain way and you know you fucked up.

- You're a good and smart kid.

- And your dad loves you so much, he can't find the words to express it.

- you inherited his silence and dark humor.

- you have joked about becoming a serial killer more than once...

- Despite what people think, Craig is very good at teaching you life lessons.

- He likes to teach you about software and ambiance soundtracks.

- You have become that quiet voice of reason in your group of friends.

- Some people are straight up scared of you.  ~~~~

6# Shawn Crahan : - A 'do whatever, just some home at eight' dad

- also that kind of dad to embarrass you in front of your friend, but in an endearing way.

- He is the kind of dad to judge every date you bring home harshly.

- He does this with your siblings also.

- He would be that father to lift you up so you can see the footage of a store camera up close.

- He likes to scare you with his masks, it works every time.

- But you got back at him a few times. What they claim are true, being inside one of those masks is like a hell.

- Shawn likes to watch you play those video-games. The technology has gone so far.

- You have become a bit weird also, with a high tolerance for pain. At school you're that weird kid that puts paperclips through their skin just to freak everyone out.

- Shawn is proud of his little monsters.  ~~~~

7# Mick Thomson :

- A 'struggling' dad

- He loves you, of course but the way you act is hard to deal with for him.

- When you were having an typical outburst and you yelled how you 'hate him and he doesn't understand you' that was kinda painful you know?

- Stacy would be like "don't take it personally, they're going through puberty"

- A little later you come back downstairs and apologize to him for snapping like that.

- You're his little sunshine, he would burn down a hospital for you.

- He let's you watch horror movies at a young age. Maybe that's why you can't sleep very well.

- You have actually gotten more talkative than your father.

- "Excuse me sir, my dad asked for no pickles."

- Eventually he learned not to take your outbursts to seriously, just be supportive and talk back when needed. ~~~~

8# Corey Taylor :

- A 'doing his best' dad.

- It took him a few days to find out what year he lives in. You were only 6 years old yesterday!

- He reads books on how to deal with a teenager, don't blame him. Teenagers are tough and complicated.

- He wants you to have the best childhood, be a good father unlike his own who was absent while he was growing up.

- He has been joking around with you so much. He rides your tricycle sometimes while playing outside.

- You and your brother Griffin are weird. You like to prank your dad with him.

- Which often ensues a full on prank war.

- Sometimes Corey feels unsure about his parenting methods. But you're there so assure him that he's doing great and tell a little joke to make him laugh.

- "You're fine, i'm still in one piece as you can see!"

- That one always makes him laugh.

- Being total geeks together is a given. He let's you read his old comics, just be careful okay?

- You're very proud of him, Corey is a good dad! :) ~~~~

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Thanks for reading~

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Slipknot as Cats. Head-canons.

What would Slipknot be like as cats? Based on a AU i made.

(A/n) : I'm working on my cat band au. It's gonna be a side project on the side of my usual x reader stuff. _______________________________________

0# Sid Wilson, British short hair : - Sid has a really spotted fluffy coat. A crazy look in his eyes. - He is the thing that goes bump in the night. - Some noise wakes you up at 3 AM? It's Sid most likely. - If he wants attention, he'll head-butt your arm into you pet him. An attention seeking bastard he is. Get him many toys to keep him entertained, and you can continue with your work. - He twirls and rolls around his toys, slaps them too hard that it sticks to his paw and that scares him, making jump a good 2 feet into the air. - He completely destroyed the curtains, twice. He ruined the blinds too, he like to climb and get tangled in them. - Don't put up a Christmas tree, that thing will go down in seconds. - Sid likes to climb things, doors, on top of closets, he got into the kitchen cupboards somehow. - He takes big leaps from top to top. If you stand in the right place at the right time, he will jump on you from the top of the closed. - Can disappear for a whole day, come back in the evening all dirty. 1# Joey Jordison, Japanese bobtail : - Joey as a black and white tuxedo coat.

- A bundle of fluffy energy. - He races across the house from room to room looking for anything to play with. -  He doesn't need toys, he'll be content enough with a plastic wrapper. - Pisses next to the litter-box sometimes... - If you go to feed him, he will walk in front of your feet and mew at you. - A very talkative kitty, won't stop mewing. - He like to lay with you or on your lap for a while, then jumps off to run around for a bit, and then comes back again. - Teams up with Sid and Clown to raise hell. - You have done the pet humiliation trend with him. "I keep pissing next to the litter-box." He looked very proud. 1.2# Jay Weinberg, Bombay : - Jay has a dark brownish coat. - Jay likes to play and explore in the yard. He's protective of the yard and none of the other neighborhood cats are allowed near. - One of the calmest of all the 12 kitties in the house. - If situations get heated he leaves and joins Mick under the bed. He also goes there when visitors are around. Under the bed is where the shy cats go, and  Mick doesn't like that. - The flower beds in the yard are his now. - Rubs his head against your hand when you try to pet him. Also he likes to lick your hand while petting. - Rather than laying on your lap, he likes to rest against your hip when you sit down on the couch. - He throws with his dry food and it scatters all across the floor, it looks weirdly artistic. - Jay like to hang out with Tortilla on the cat castle thing. - Joins Joey in walking in front of your feet when feeding time. 2# Paul Gray, Russian blue : - Grey fluffy coat. - He likes to play fight with Chris and Craig. - Paul sometimes visits Mick under the bed, Mick seems to calm down with Paul and follow him down if it's feeding time. - Loves belly rubs. - Much like Side, he rolls and dances around his toys than actually playing with them. - He wants to climb on you and lay on your shoulders. - He likes to sit up on high places and watch over everything and everyone like it's all his. - Paul is the one to wake you up in the morning by licking your face. He's waking you up for food. - You're working on the computer? Not anymore, Paul wants pets, give them to him. He's gonna lay over your hand while you try to type. - Is perfectly content with just standing by the door and staring at you. 2.2# Alessandro Venturella, Manx : - Brown and black striped coat.

- Likes to lay on the bed. - He has this resting angry face. -  Likes to slap his toys very hard. - Alex is allowed to lay in the flower bed from Jay. - rolls in your lap when he gets the chance to, basically all the kitties take turns laying in your lap. - His favorite place to hang out is in your shoe-rack. Even in your shoes. - Hunts down any unwanted pest that dares to enter the house of mad cats. - Alex likes to knock things over and off the coffee table. He owns that coffee table now, he spilled over your hot beverage all over the carpet... - Other than that he's pretty average behavior wise. 3# Chris Fehn, Burmese : - Light brown fluffy coat. - A very moody cat. - At one moment he is cuddly and the other he's slapping you away. - Sometimes joins Corey with the mewing at night. - Is the lowest on the food-chain of the kitties. At least he's happy that you love him. - Tries to fight the bigger kitties like Mick and Jim. Those two knock any other kitty over with just one slap. - he licks his nose a lot. - When he's asleep and you boop his nose, he will cross his paws over his face! - Chris likes to stand in between your legs every time you stand still. - Also, Shawn and Chris often team up to pester you and try to trip you by walking in front of you. 3.2# Tortilla Man, Siamese : - Brown and cream colored coat. - Hoo! Boy! - This kitty is Everywhere! - He will bug you when you're cooking together with Sid, trying to steal food. - Together with Sid, they re-act the lion king. - Tries to go into the low drawers. If you catch him, he'll stare at you while he slowly closes the drawer again. - He trips over his own feet... a lot. - likes to hang on things. - Keep him away from the toaster, he knows how to turn it on! - Jim likes to mess with Tortilla. Chasing him around, shaking the things that Tortilla is perching on things like that. 4# Jim Root, Norwegian forest : - Sandy blond and brown striped coat. -  Calmer and affectionate cat. - Often claims your lap from the other kitties. The others don't really want to mess with the bigger kitty. - Likes to join you in the bed while sleeping. And stays there all night with you, curled up by your feet. - It's always so funny when he stretches, then he becomes even longer than he already is! - slaps Corey when he misbehaves, same thing can happen to Sid. - remember to groom his coat two times a week, it will pay off as he becomes the most fluffiest of all the kitties. - If you have a guitar around, Jim likes to stand next to it and poke it with his paw. - He scratches the couch which is really annoying.

5# Craig Jones, Scottish fold : - Black and grey stripes with a white belly coat. - He likes to stare... a lot. - Doesn't mew a lot, but his purrs are the loudest of the all. - He likes to perch behind the screen of your computer and scare the ever living out of you when you close the screen. - A mere silent presence he is, and always will be. - Craig is not very demanding as a pet, just provide him with the basics and everything will be fine. - when you walk home, you can spot him standing by the window, awaiting your return. - You might not see it in his face but he's always happy when he sees you! - Every counter or surface you stand next to, Craig will climb on the counter to get closer to you. - Even when you leave for work, Craig will be on his usual spot at the window, watching as you leave for the day. 6# Shawn Crahan, Ragdoll : - Light brown back with white belly. - Brings all the mice and birds  you want! - he stashes wet food somewhere, you can't find i and it stinks! - Shawn steals and hoards your stuff and the toys of other kitties under the couch. - Drools a lot while sleeping. - He takes pleasure out of killing all the house plants. Just don't have the plants inside, he'll kill them. - Has his moment of calmness when he gets his turn on your lap. Scratch him at the back of his ears and he'll love you forever. - Joins you on the bed while sleeping. Perhaps he's the reason you have a hard time breathing at night, he like to lay on your shoulders. - When you're sweeping the floor, Shawn will show up and hang onto the sweeper, Tortilla will join too. - He takes a bit of a leader role to the whole group of kitties, but still you are the alpha. 7# Mick Thomson, Maine Coon : - This big fuzzball likes to spend his days alone under the bed, under the bed is his territory. Kitties like Jay are allowed to join, but kitties like Sid get kicked away. - Brings home big 'gifts' for you. Often rats and squirrels, one time he brought a full grown rabbit! - If you're chilling on the bed, he will emerge out from under it, jumps up onto the bed and settles himself on your lap. - There is a big fluffy cat on your lap, you're stuck there now and he decides your fate. Just keep him content by slowly stroking him and he will eventually leave by himself. - Mick also hoards your stuff under the bed. Where have your hair ties gone? Under the bed. - Below the bed sort is the Mick's den, no one can go under there expect giving permission. - a majority of the loose hair you find while sweeping belong to Mick. - Believe if or not, but he is scared of the robot vacuum cleaner. - He's also scared of the sweeper, and will slap it if you try to sweep under the bed. - You're not allowed under the bed anymore... 8# Corey Taylor, American domestic : - Cream with white belly coat. - low-key crackhead cat. - Joins Sid to cause chaos at 3 AM. - He can open the doors!! Install locks!!! - Every morning he opens your bed-room door, every cat that wasn't already inside to go in now. - He has a rusty mew, he's the one that mews loudly at 3 AM. Yeah.. you don't sleep well... - With all those crazy cats of yours, you have earned the title of 'Crazy cat person' congrats! - Corey also does the weird roll and dance with his toys, make sure to get him plenty of toys, he destroys every single one of them.   - He wants to fight all the other cats. - welcome to hell (Y/n)... You're a hostage in your own house, by all your cats! _______________________________________ I'm trying to piece together my cat band au. It sounds accurate to me! Thanks for reading. - Missalot.

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Y/n: Welcome to the family! You have assurance right?

Jay: Yeah?

Y/n: Okay, just asking...