#jelleton field guide

[bbloveseevees]

I am above you all/j

[firestorm-can]

DOMINATED, ya little ankle biter! That's the main palettes cleared. Just one palette to go...

Oh, and the Jelleton field guide's all finished too! Just thought you guys should know. :)

[jackknifetrade]

SIDE ORDER THEORY POST! MAJOR SPOILER WARNING FOR SIDE ORDER IF YOU HAVEN’T BEAT IT YET!!

(Prefacing this by saying I’ve only beaten the tower twice now, once with Brella and once with splattershot/agent 4’s palette)

I think Agent 4 is gonna be a secret boss at the end of side order once you’ve cleared the spire with every palette, for a few reasons

First off, in the Jelleton Field Guide, there’s a single empty space after the bosses, which feels incomplete and like they’re hinting at one more boss in that space.

Secondly, if you go to the palette selection and press ZL twice to see the info, you can view Smollusk’s secret notes on the palettes that you’ve completed. For Agent 4’s, it says that Marina wanted them to be security for the Memverse, and “No reason such strength shouldn’t be used to protect a world of order. An Order Defense Force is MUCH cooler than a New Squidbeak Splatoon anyway! No lawless do-gooder would be beyond our grasp!” So not only does that sorta explain how 4 got sucked in, but it also means that as Smollusk is trying to put together an Order Defense Force. And the agent 4-like boss is called the parallel canon. Case in point, I think Agent 4 is actually inside the Memverse, like Pearl, Marina, Acht, and 8, and they’re being controlled similarly to Marina, as a part of this order defense force. Which is why once you beat Order with all the palettes, they’d either send 4 after you or let go after being beat so many times, and you have to fight them to get rid of Order’s control.

Also, OE and RotM have both had secret bosses, so it would make sense for them to add a secret boss as to not break the pattern. And it would be cool as hell.

Anyways let me know y’all’s thoughts regarding this theory because I miss agent 4 so much and I wanna see other peoples’ takes on this ^_^

[squidkidnerd]

why doesn't the wiki have any of order's quotes and just the stuff from the jelleton field guide. seriously. come ON. you literally can't replay most of the cutscenes in side order. i wANT TO REMEMBER WHAT ORDER'S PERSONALITY IS, GODDAMNIT

[thesplatterman]

statistics as a splatoon 3 player:

salmon run:

gets at least eggs vp 300 on all maps and knows each map from the back of my hand

spams "this way" and "booyah" the most to lead the team

scores 100+ eggs on a normal day, 150+ on a good day

second to last to use specials but when used is when we win

(used to) show off my golden big run badge with pride

probably the only game mode i play

hero mode:

100% completed all of the upgrade chart and 100% completed restoring all the islands

completed every level with all weapons offered along with maining hero shot in turf war

has not attempted the secret level because the risk is greater than the reward

had to complete the ending twice because the internet bugged out

speedruns every level but hasn't touched hero mode since last year

was one of those kids who pushed smallfry into the water

side order:

has completed most of the color chip collection (damn you, splatling barrage)

can complete most levels under 10 or 30 seconds (not bosses nor splat zones)

has completed the low hacks run and (used to display) the badge proudly

completes most runs around 20 minutes

completed all of the jelleton guide and marina's journal

maxed out all hacks, bought everything from cipher, and has 9999 prlz

turf war:

least played mode but usually gets mvp or second to mvp in matches

ranks out with at least 49-60% win against others

holds back reefslider but spams ink mines

rushes into the field after inking home and usually gets splatted first

usually gets 12:1 splat to splatted ratio, once had 20:0 splat to splatted ratio with 4 reefsliders

number one target, jump spot, and splatter in most cases unless its one of those bad days

anarchy battles:

never played once, never has played since 2020 in splat2

only has old knowledge from splatoon 1-2

favorite used to be rainmaker, now its none

still doesn't understand clam blitz

still a c+ rank since yesteryear

still hates the tower control

splatfests:

never plays anymore, never will play unless forced. thinks its rigged (it is)

only dragged in to play when s/o or best friend begs me to hop on

"what the hell are fizz bombs??", proceeds to treat them like booyah bombs

has a 2/3rd chance losing rounds because of unfair weapon pairing

never won a splatfest besides vanilla and sweet, wouldve won water if s/o didnt force me to become grass

never wins 10x, 100x, or 333x battles, only in it for the conch gambling

summary: i suck when its pvp.