I mean, 2022 wasn’t a great year by any stretch of the imagination, but the amount of clapback in the consolation prizes is some next level shit
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Someone should make a musical about Andrew Tate’s arrest.
Some gay man plays Andrew state to get the gaydars all sounding in everyone’s heads.
Greta Thunberg plays Greta Thunberg.
Pizza man is played by an incredibly famous actor that only shows up for a minute. Their role is to act really disappointed for not getting a larger tip instead of a crusty dollar bill.
Andrew state says “not my fault you’re a peasant,” before turning around and kicking the door closed. He reads Greta’s tweet out loud to the audience.
He runs around frantically taking off his baggy clothes to put on a fancy robe, grabs a dozen cigars, sets the pizza next to him, and proceeds to mockingly recite the entire video with a part when he flashes his nipple to the crowd.
Lights go off, a person comes out with a sign that reads “The Next Day” in the new scene that was changed.
Andrew Tate is arrested, Andrew lies on the ground with his ass up as he is handcuffed.
Even better if it’s interactive.
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Happy new years rest in fucking piss andrew tate 🥂
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Bro got ratioed so hard the police intervened
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I feel obligated to let people know that Jerry's Pizza posted this in response
The caption is "The reason we are the most wanted pizza"
[Imagine description: A Jerry's Pizza box. The text on it says "We got taste" but the 's' is faded. End of description.]
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