#jess and dash

[avengersome]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62778994

ACGAS - A Dog’s Life

When Jess is badly injured in an accident, Siegfried has a particularly strong reaction to the event.

[below-average-fangirl]

I can't feel the baby and I can't remember the last time I did. What if I've lost it?

[tngrace]

Welp..... I'm fucked

Royally fucked 🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍😍

[makiquas]

sometimes when u guys say stuff like "I really don't see this lesbian ship as a romance, they act too similar" what u really mean is that u can't fathom a lesbian ship unless it's butchfemme or fem4fem because every time u guys pull this shit it's always two mascs

me when the yuri is "platonic" and "too similar" and "siblings coded" because I cannot fetishize their opposite aesthetics and don't find them palatable and they make me uncomfortable but instead of examining my biases I make it about aesthetics: :(( idk I just think this alternate butchfemme or femme4femme ship just makes more sense... idk why tho :((((

[roryslipgloss]

helping jess destress after being picked on by the whole town <3

| gender neutral reader reader, boyfriend!jess, fluff, suggestive content. 1.2k words.

jess can never seem to catch a break. you'd swear there were cameras covering every inch of stars hollow and watching his every move with the way someone would pounce on him if he so much as littered.

he can't go anywhere in this crazy town without being stalked. it's really beginning to piss him off.

at first, it was almost tolerable. he's the new kid, the weirdo from out of town, jess knew he'd get some looks here and there. and when he started to learn more and more about the townsfolk and taylor in particular, he knew he had his work cut out for him.

but seriously, this is getting a bit insane. someone's flower bed gets trampled on? must be jess' fault. mrs. patty misplaces a baton in the dance studio? duh, jess stole it. a bird poops on taylor's car? it must be one of those city pigeons that followed jess all the way from new york.

jess is one snippy comment from taylor ─ or anybody for that matter ─ away from packing his things and leaving.

although jess puts up this stoic, uncaring front, he does care about what people think of him ─ to a certain extent. he really cares about what you think, and you care about the loopy people in this town, so he has to care.

he just wants people to quit dogging on him and assuming that when something goes wrong, it must be his fault.

and on this day, jess has reached his boiling point. he walks to your house, keeping his head down and avoiding eye contact with anyone. he knows you'll be home alone today, perfect for relaxing and snuggling up with you on the couch, and also for... other things.

his knocks twice on your front door, bruised and scabbed knuckles tapping against the wood. when you open the door, he catches you in a kiss before you can speak, melting against you with one hand on your hip and the other on your lower back, keeping you close to him.

"missed you." jess breathes out as he walks you backwards 'til you're pressed against the couch.

"i saw you- mmm- yesterday," you can hardly get your words out with how intensely jess is kissing you. "what's going on, jess?"

he ignores you. keeping you trapped between him and the couch with nowhere to go, jess runs his hands over you, possibly trying to distract you, but more likely trying to distract himself.

"nothing." jess mumbles, though he knows you can tell he's lying, you always know, so he pulls back slightly and lets out a long sigh. "i don't like this town. everybody here is crazy."

"what happened?" you ask softly as your run your hands up jess' chest, feeling his heart beating under your fingertips.

he shivers slightly at your touch, still not used to someone touching him so gently and lovingly. when you run your hands through jess' hair, it's like he melts, leaning against you and nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.

"nothing happened. it just feels like i can't do anything around here," jess admits and his eyes flutter shut as he relaxes into you. "it's like whenever something goes wrong, it's gotta be my fault. luke doesn't even believe me anymore when i tell him i didn't do anything wrong."

"oh, baby." you coo ever so sweetly at him, fingers toying with the hairs at jess' nape. "let's go lie down, 'kay? c'mon."

you grab hold of jess' hand and lead him to your bedroom. you gently push him down on the bed and get right back to kissing. it's not as quick and needy as the first one, this one is slower and more loving, you can feel jess' appreciation for your kindness just radiating off of him.

"do you want a massage? to help you take your mind off things." you always offer jess a massage when he shows up at your house all stressed and grumpy. and he always accepts.

you have him take his shirt off and lay on his front while you sit on his backside and lather baby oil onto his skin, applying just the right amount of pressure as you work out the knots.

jess is completely relaxed and pliant under you in no time , grunting and groaning each time your palm rubs at his tense shoulders.

"fuck, angel," jess moans, damn near drooling on your bedsheets from how relaxed he is. "your hands... god, they're great. you're great. i love you."

"love you too, babe." you laughs and press a kiss to jess' back, right between his shoulder blades. he's surprisingly sensitive there.

once you're done with his back, you have him flip 'round and you perch yourself onto his lap, getting right back to massaging his lean body.

though as you get deeper into the massage, you can't help but get distracted. every time you dig the heel of your palm into one of jess' tense muscles, he lets out the most gorgeous noises.

sometimes if you press hard enough, you're even rewarded with a tiny whine, which jess quickly covers with an awkward cough. god forbid he gets caught whining at your touch, it's already embarrassing enough that he can't hold back all the other noises.

you're only human at the end of the day, so hearing your very attractive boyfriend letting out even more attractive sounds makes it hard for you to focus.

you press down on a sore spot on jess' chest and he lets out a loud, drawn out moan, a noise that can only be described as delectable. it seems that you’re not the only one getting a little distracted and carried away as you adjust yourself on jess’ lap, causing him to inhale sharply and grip your sheets.

“babe,” jess says, his tone of voice teetering on whiny. “careful.”

the thing is, he’s so pliant and relaxed under you, you’re fairly certain that he wouldn’t be able to do anything about it if you weren’t careful. putting your hypothesis to the test, you tentatively scoot on jess’ lap again, rubbing your butt against his crotch.

a hiss escapes jess’ lips and his legs twitch under you.

“babe, seriously, watch it." jess warns again, though it's clear he's not serious.

another roll of your hips has jess reaching up to hold your waist, struggling to lift his heavy arms up. you've clearly worked some kind of black magic on him with the way he can hardly move, whole body limp as a noodle.

"i have a suggestion." you hum, slowly running a finger down jess' torso, between his pecs and all the way down to his abdomen where there's a thin trail of hair leading below his jeans.

"you know i love giving you massages and all, but i know a much more effective way of destressing. you know what i'm talking about, don't you?"

his fingers tighten slightly on your waist at your words. jess knows exactly what you're talking about.

"okay. but you're gonna have to do all the work, i don't think i can move anymore."

just a few hours later and jess is completely relaxed, all of his stress and annoyance has been coaxed out of him. there's a blissed expression on his face as he slumbers in your bed, snoring not so softly with his face squished against your shoulder.

jess now knows that whenever this town and its people are giving him crap, he can come to you and you'll fix him right up.

[kylejsugarman]

white boy stuns mexican meth makers by ordering a chemically pure batch in perfect english

[k1w1tast1c]

Dashie Pinkmane

[appleshy-king]

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i have this idea of appleshy having a daughter who is the spitting image of her gramma pear butter so they name her Buttercup and i cry a little :')

[avengersome]

I’m a little bit in love with this photo…

(Source - ACGAS Facebook account)

[yerdaftapeth]

My newest All Creatures Great and Small related obsession: John Beswick porcelain figurines. Absolutely chuffed with Jess and Dash holding the fort, guarding my cupboard together. Couldn’t think of a better group of people to share my ACGAS happiness with so here we are. :)

Now on the hunt for Tricki Woo and all other creatures. 🦊🐀

[mrs-remarkable]

ACGAS + text posts (3/?)

[pinkie80hd]

Breaking Bad and My Little Pony

i think that twilight would be walter and rainbow would be jesse. you cannot convince me otherwise.

like HELLLO??? THIS WOULD WORK SO WELL I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW!!!!

um this is not my art by the way i can only draw stick figures :D

[tabbytoyger]

old art lol

[enbyfrogz]

nonbinary jesse is best because that means half the noots (new order) are girls, half are guys, and the tiebreaker is nonbinary so there’s no majority/minority. symmetry. perfect.

[totaly-obsessed]

Woso Engagements Appreciation

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[feralxe]

more art!!