#joaquin daddy phoenix

[macksartblock]

anyway i'm still drawing him with a mullet it's important to me

[tigerlillyyy]

Took off his Instagram stuff for your wallpaper needs

[southsideacademythings]

I cannot be held responsible for my actions when men sit like this 🥵

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[elsyrel]

I watched Gladiator and now I have a crush on Commodus ._.

[darling-stardust]

WHAT WAS HE MADE FOR?

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Barbie is always in fashion babes I love her immensely and I love HERM immensely hahah....

I wanted to do a paper doll type of image and had no idea who I would draw, and then this hit me like a ton of bricks. I worked on this for 6 days LOL

Please let me know if you guys would think this would be a fun print? I might make one for myself anyway lol

Tumblr hates my guts so feel free to open images and explore

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From the Makers of "Slap-Bracelet of Befriending", "Kellogg K-Nife", and "The One Ring to Repulse Them All"-

Dungeons and Daddies present:

BUILD A BOY - featuring - Hermie The Unworthy

Hermie is not your typical teen -ager, he is the son of a Non-Euclidean Being and the King of Hell !

Posing as a student of Teen High from Chaparral High School, Hermie's special interests are acting with the drama department, working up on stand - up routines, and being actively left out of the minds of his friends - turned - spouses Scary Marlowe, Lincoln Li-Wilson, Normal Swallows-Oak-Garcia, and Taylor Swift (no, not that one) while assisting on their quest to save the world their parents f*cked up.

He's also got his eyes set on stealing the Teenie the Teen mascot as a prank for Chaparral - And all before Finals ... If he can make it out alive!

Dress him - pose him- give him a tight five routine to perform!

He's an actor! He wants to do it!

"He's just a thing! Put an outfit that you want on him and he's going to look how you want him to look - it's for a purpose, he's not a person."

CHOOSE FROM A LARGE WARDROBE OF COSTUMES

Dark Acadamia- pinafore dress with lace button down and fashion heeled booties (book not included)

Joaquin Phoenix's "Joker" - Suit with loafer shoes and reusable face paint

School Dance* - Suit and heels with a single rose picked from his mother's garden

*pair with a veil and bouquet for an intergalactic wedding! (sold separately)

[midheavenastrology]

𓆏𓆏𓆏Your outer appearance + astrology ✪︎︎✌︎

****Celebrities examples are all sun sign placements, but description would be more for rising+sun.

👀Sagittarius placements always have cat eyes and really luscious lips 👄 they’re like the siren 🚨 personified xxx I personally think they’re some of the most beautiful people that have graced the earth- so sensual, so sessy. ex: Zoe Kravitz, Scarlett Johansson, Alexa Demie, Lucy Liu, Jane Birkin, Brad Pitt, Gemma Chan,

👀Cancer placements …y’all are SO ethereally beautiful, like what ? You all look like fallen angels: full, round face, soft eyes and perfectly pouty lips. So angelic, so divine 👼not stereotyping but y’all do look a little moony lol 🌝 ex: Margot Robbie, Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Kali Uchis, Hoyeon Jung, Lana Del Rey, Hope Sandoval,

👀Taurus placements..your bone structure is insane. This one’s obvious because Taurus is ruled by the planet of beauty, Venus, but there’s this grace and goddess/god like energy of Taurus placements. Earth mama/daddy energy. 🌎🍃Nurturing, grounding peaceful. 🕊ex: Gigi Hadid, Robert Pattinson, George Clooney, Cate Blanchett, Travis Scott, Megan Fox, Machine Gun Kelly, Penelope Cruz

👀Gemini placements: there’s this untouchable kinda beauty to y’all. Almost like you’re not from this planet. Eternal youthfulness (Mercury ruled y’all) feminine yet masculine at the same time or vice versa. 🧔‍♀️Very gender fluid. Mischievous look in ur eyes. Deep set eyes that have perma Smokey eye filter. Smaller frame ex: Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman, Lily Rose Depp and Johnny Depp, Tom Holland, Princess Nokia, Emma Chamberlain, Emily Ratajkowski, Stevie Nicks, Naomi Campbell

👀Capricorn placements..this one’s personal because I have many caprisun placements, but everyone always says I have great bone structure. I see that in a lot of Capricorn celebrities. Great smiles (Capricorn rules the teeth), oddly goat 🐐 like but in the best way possible. Beautiful skin and usually blessed with great hair as well. Actually really ageless, no joke, we ages backwards I swear…a little elf like 🪄🧝‍♀️ ex: my boy Timothee Chalamet, Suki Waterhouse, FKA Twigs, Kate Moss, Hunter Schafer, Jared Leto, Francois Hardy, Florence Pugh

👀Scorpio placements: for real, y’all are so frickin sexy. Like damn.. you got those bedroom eyes and killer smile. Even if they’re not traditionally handsome (like Libras lol) there’s always something about Scorpio placements that draws you to them magnetically. Hypnotizing. Also there’s a kinda vampire 🧛‍♀️ vibe to them ngl. ex: Ryan Gosling, Leo DiCaprio, Travis Barker, Adam Driver, Winona Ryder, WILLOW, Joaquin Phoenix, Drake

👀Pisces placements: otherworldly beauty, like so so dreamy. They have that “dream girl” “dream guy” aura to them. Enchanting, intoxicating. 🔮Neptune rules Pisces and there is a undeniable fantastical quality to y’all. The kinda peeps that you can’t really take your eyes off of. Old soul energy with deep kindness in their eyes. Mermaid/merman energy 🧜‍♀️🧜 ex: Rihanna, Bad Bunny, Ansel Elgort, Olivia Wilde, Liz Taylor, Lupita Nyung’O, Drew Barrymore, Erykah Badu, Kurt Russell

👀Libra placements : I always tell people that Libras are gods favorite. They got the charm+ the looks+the artistic talent. 🙏Sheesh 🙄 There’s a kinda sweetness to their looks, yet you know they’re hiding something from you. It’s the same trickster energy as Gemini. If you were to create the perfectly balanced ⚖️human face, it would be on a Libra for sure. ex: Kim K, A$AP Rocky, Doja Cat, Brigitte Bardot, Gwen Stefani, Snoop Dogg, Dakota Johnson

👀Leo placements: there’s def a cat like energy to y’all- cat eyes, cat nose- just the way you carry yourself is regal 👸 you’re royalty and you know it. Big messy beautiful hair and even bigger luminous smiles. Your aura is like a big ball of light. Super star 🌟 quality. ex: Madonna, J Lo, Austin Butler, Jason Momoa, Chris Hemsworth, Mila Kunis, Cara Delevingne, Obama, Charlize Theron

👀Aquarius placements: Def something really striking about y’all, it’s like a beauty you can’t describe in words. 👀Tend to be quite slender in frame. Badass energy. 🏍Intimidating, yet warm. Contradicting to a T and that’s Uranian energy for you. ex: Harry Styles, Emma Roberts, Christian Bale, The Weeknd, Kid Cudi, Alicia Keys, Megan Thee Stallion, Shakira, Paris Hilton

👀Aries placements: there’s a childlike 👶🏻👶🏻innocence to your look, yet because of the Martian influence there is a fiery 🔥quality to ur looks and aura. Super sexy, yet looks like you wouldn’t hurt a fly. Smaller frame usually ex: Emma Watson, Paul Rudd, Kristen Stewart, Saoirse Ronan, Lady Gaga, Kiera Knightly, Pharrell

👀Virgo placements: Virgo is the virgin🧘‍♀️ maiden, and earthy energy of Mercury. There is a youthful quality to Virgo placements, just like Gemini, but it’s more feminine and soft in nature because Virgo is a feminine sign. Y’all have this wisdom in your eyes, like you see all the worlds hurts. Kind, gentle, yet a hidden sexiness to y’all. The kinda peeps who look innocent on the outside but u know there’s something quite tempting about them. 😉Smaller frame usually ex: Keanu Reeves, Salma Hayek, Zendaya, Beyoncé, Blake Lively, Tom Hardy, Idris Elba, Sydney Sweeny

That’s all y’all 💜 thanks for reading 🙏

[eccentricallygothic]

i am sorry but why do we act like joaquin phoenix isn't a total zaddy daddy scrumptious piece of the male species? like people on tiktok are being like 'i am sorry mr. phoenix i wasn't familiar with your game' like??? i thought we all had a mutual understanding that he's hot asf and always has been??? what's this???

[ulltraviolences]

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sub/dom dynamics, cnc, stepcest, knifeplay, gunplay, mommy kink, daddy kink, threesomes, non con/dub con, poly relationships, yandere/dark characters, dumbification (if you have any other questions ask in my inbox!)

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ageplay, ddlg, real people, incest, domestic violence, anal play of any kind, pegging, extreme bdsm, scat, pedophilia, homophobia, substance abuse

characters I am currently writing for: coriolanus snow, tigris snow, lucy gray baird, & sejanus plinth

Other Series:

stranger things: robin buckley, steve harrington, eddie munson, & nancy wheeler

the hunger games: coriolanus snow, lucy gray baird, sejanus plinth, tigris snow, katniss everdeen, peeta mellark, haymitch abernathy, finnick odair, johanna mason, & effie trinket

mcu: steven grant/moonknight trio, layla el-faouly, peter parker (tom holland), peter parker (andrew garfield), michelle jones, spiderverse!gwen stacy, wanda maximoff, natasha romanoff, bucky barnes, carol danvers, yelena belova, matt murdock, valkyrie, loki laufeyson, sylvie laufeydottir, druig, makkari, eros/starfox

star wars: kylo ren + ben solo, anakin skywalker + darth vader, obi wan kenobi, padme amidala, leia organa, luke skywalker, din djarin, cassian andor, ahsoka tano, sabine wren, ezra bridger, shin hati

the last of us (tv + game version): ellie williams, abby anderson, joel miller

bottoms: hazel callahan, josie marks, pj waters

criminal minds: spencer reid, elle greenaway, emily prentiss

dc: mera, harley quinn, adrian chase, joker (heath ledger), joker (joaquin phoenix), batman (robert pattinson), selina kyle (zoe kravitz), jonathan crane

misc. characters: beth harmon, ethan landry, jules vaughn, narcos!javier peña, charlie barber, flip zimmerman, adam sackler, graham eaton, eleanor levetan

[suitedforboss]

Fat Joaquin Phoenix tight in his his shirt and tie  “Send me a PM if you want me to create an AI daddy for you according to your wish    

[lindszeppelin]

the new movie AB has been announced. Does it not also have Pedro in it?!? I mean I'm not a 'daddy' Pedro fan but I do love him and Emma Stone...... Austin is killing it

it has joaquin phoenix, emma stone, pedro pascal, austin, and luke grimes in it :) i do love pedro pascal but i love everyone else in this cast too. joaquin has been close to my heart for many years now especially considering his brother river is one of my favorite people. austin fits in perfectly with this cast. him and emma stone together are gonna kill it

[j0kers-light]

thoughts on arthur fleck from the film joker? joaquin phoenix joker

Hey hi anon!

Please don’t be upset with me. I haven’t watched The Joker film 😬

I don’t wanna hurt anyone’s feelings. This answer is purely my opinion. Don’t agree; simply move on. I didn’t understand the hype. The trailer didn’t pique my interest and from what I’ve seen it’s just.. ehh? I’m glad others enjoyed it. To me it wasn’t giving what it was supposed to gave. (And for that one person that will argue.. you didn’t watch it how you don’t like it? 🙄I saw enough from spoilers thank you) Don’t get me wrong, Joaquin Phoenix was acting and it did well in the box office but other than that? It’s a no for me.

The memes though… I use those lol.

Arthur just needs mental help. He can get help and be okay. I didn’t get the anarchy, the incurable, the personification of evil, the natural mysterious attributes that make Joker well…. the greatest villain of all time. I felt Arthur used the pseudonym Joker as a cry for help, not because he is The Joker. All we got was the clown side of things not the purely destructive other half.

For example.

In my Ted Talk I’d like to discuss how through 1940-2017 variations of Joker are both “haha he’s insane” and “haha he is a danger to society insane.” Arthur sticks out like a sore thumb to me. I’m done here. I gotta take my cake out the oven. Nope I lied!

Before you ask… 1992, 97’, and 08’ are my favorites. Tuh. 08’ is why we here baby! Forget Barbara, put me in a wheelchair daddy 🥹

And 2009? Stop PLAYING WITH ME! Arkham Asylum was the game of the year for a reason!! Although I do own the collector’s edition of The Killing Joke… plus I love Golden age and Lego Joker. You see the problem here? I love Joker too much. 😭😭

[guildfm]

most wanted career claims?

       please   keep   in   mind   that   due   to   limited   spots   and   my   desire   for   the   group   to   not   become   a   hollywood   rp,   muns   are   only   eligible   to   apply   for   one   claim,   but   i'd   love   to   see:   ariana   grande,   tyla,   zendaya,   adele,   sza,   blackpink,   joaquin   phoenix,   anne   hathaway,   simone   biles,   rottenmango,   alex   cooper   (   call   her   daddy   podcast   ),   the   weeknd,   selena   gomez   (   rare   beauty   ),   tom   hardy,   jessica   chastain,   quinta   brunson,   dpr   ian   (   artist   and   director   ),   flume,   sabrina   carpenter!

[mrsjokerphoenix]

Same girl, same!

[imasimpforstevengrant]

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@fleckficgirl I hope you like this!

A/N: just a short part of the fic I'm writing now.

Warning: bullying at work, frustration, negativity, relief at the end.

Words: 2.000~

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The first sun rays enlightened three of the five seats on the farthest row. At a rushing pace, Arthur Fleck immediately makes himself a place there. His lungs caught the air in long, deep moves that caused a few curious heads to turn around. That cold morning would have been worse if he had not caught the bus, which was almost empty.

But that didn’t make the anxiety go away. Seconds passed while avoiding eye contact.

Everything else would be fine.

That rainy week on Gotham had left thousands of puddles over the streets, also causing the sewer system to collapse, leaving thousands of people affected. This urged authorities to take action into the matter, worried about the sanitary situation worsening.

That's all Arthur could recall during his rushed pace to work. His worn out, brown shoes displayed a few lines of mud, which he tried to wipe off by stepping carefully into any puddle he could find on his way. To make it more bearable, he let himself sway along the bag, cigarette in mouth. A happy hum vibrated through his throat just to be torn apart with a furious groan: a fast taxi left his bag drenched. Arthur screamed at the driver, who in turn told him dryly to fuck off.

Arthur sighed. He wasn't even halfway and he already felt he had given up.

Once he regained composure, low chuckles soon turned into an unpleasant distinctive among the hubbub. The disgusted looks didn't take long to distort people's faces when a loud cackle reverberated through the street. The loner stopped his walk, cigarette falling to the floor as his hand went up to soothe the bleeding soreness on his throat. In the midst of despair to find shelter from people and their hurtful glares and words, Arthur made his way in a dead end, filled with trash bags that hadn't been picked up. Flies orbited the shiny, black piles whose foul smell made Arthur take a step back to avoid throwing up.

"Fucking freak" he clearly heard from a teenager.

The scene was the same. The pain caused by the frantic struggle to breathe had tears pricking his eyes. He supported himself with one arm, a bag almost forgotten near the street, kicked by some other pedestrians until he grabbed, pleading to the unfeeling feet to stop it. He groaned in pain, twisting his back as he recovered from the hunched position. Resigned, Arthur continued walking his way to the dirty street that led to HaHa's door. The latch turned to the right with a clicking sound, sending the loner to a stairway whose second floor he knew too well. Walls with worn paint that felt like pelt, dusty and dirty furniture no one cared to clean and unpleasant coworkers that, much to the irony of the situation, had to paint smiles while leading miserable lives.

His thin shadow through the frosted glass of the door warned them of his arrival. And he hated it, stopping at the spot where no one could see him, despite being useless to hide from the daily mockery, usually coming from Randall.

"Well, if it isn't my boy Artie!" an uproarious series of cackles echoed. The noise was Arthur was convinced that even just one whisper would cause the incipient, gnawed structure to crumble down. That would actually pretty fucking funny. A bunch of unfunny, shady bastards whose names wouldn't take too much to be part of collective oblivion. He imagined the whole scene of HaHa's falling to pieces, including himself on it--

"Come on, Arthur! Don't be a pussy!" screamed one of the other clowns he never remembered the name of, "Hoyt wants a talk with you at his office"

He shook his head. What did he do wrong this time... besides arriving eleven minutes late?

Facing a new stressful situation carved back that resigned, silent expression always masking his annoyance. The thought of a sudden, quick death seemed to be the true remedy to stop feeling so bad. Hoyt was a patient boss and slightly nicer than his other colleagues - with Gary being the only exception, of course but boy, his harsh beratings sometimes ended with him bashing his head against the wall or laughing uncontrollably.

The reaction was the same: Either Hoyt yelled in panic after jolting out of his chair or the others stopped their chatting to hear the nuisance for future laughs. Everything seemed to conspire against him to always make him the joke instead of being the one telling the joke. A deep inhaling helped him to cope with anxiety. He then showed up in the hall, making use of the registration machine. No words of comeback or even a faint grin emerged from him. He just led his steps toward his locker to leave the bag, paper turning soggy and darker inside.

An impatient, thunderous yell froze everyone for a second. Arthur, of course, was the reason for such expression.

"Coming!" he rushed to the office, opening the door slowly, trying to appease his wrathful boss.

"What took you so long?"

The place was a complete mess. An ashtray full of cigarettes, pencils, small decorations and forms were all spread on the table, with Hoyt sitting at it. His harsh, older ways do hold some pity for him, he didn't hesitate lashing at him as if he were a little boy whenever he did wrong or disturbed others. Arthur closed the door behind him and had a sit as his boss indicated him to.

"Nothing," Arthur sighed, "it was just..."

Hoyt rolled his eyes, sighing.

"What now, Arthur? You are now eleven fucking minutes late and the hospital's receptionist has been pestering me over twenty minutes on why you haven't showed up!"

The loner stammered, nervous. His reply sounded like a broken whisper.

"My laugh..." Arthur tried to explain, but Hoyt shook his hand, already understanding the delay immediately, "I-- I had a laughing fit on the wa--"

"Alright, alright". Hoyt cut him off. He put down the blue pencil he was signing a form with. An annoyed sigh soured the impoliteness of not looking at him in the eye.

"You just pestered me during days to take this job and now I'll have to tell these fuckers a good excuse to keep doing business with them after this!" Hoyt screamed almost as if Arthur didn't understand what was happening.

Dissociation was a relief.

"Are you listening to me?"

He blinked, trying to fight the lightheadedness as he came back to reality.

"Yes, Hoyt," he replied.

He looked back at the form, seemingly reading another question to fill an answer in a box.

"I'll have you scheduled for a job at elderly care unit at Gotham Hospital next week. Gary and Randall will replace you, is that understood?"

His eyes suddenly widened as if his mind just regained conscience.

"Is that understood?" Hoyt seemed just about to lose his patience.

"Oh, Hoyt... Please" Arthur tried to plead to him, "I really looked forward to this job all week--" but Hoyt scoffed, already pissed off and not hesitating to raise his voice to him.

"Jesus, Arthur!" the man palmed his face in exasperation, "I'm just trying to fix this shit and these elders' event next wednesday is all I have for you. Also, kids will do better with these other two"

Arthur lowered his head.

"I can still make it" he muttered, an innocent glimpse of hope gleaming in his eyes, "hospital is not too far from he--"

"Arthur, Randall and Gary will take your place. No arguing" he lit a cigarette, shaking his hand despectively, "you'll get yourself ready for the show for those old fucks, with your fucking green wig and that fucking make up on your face on time, will you?" Hoyt growled.

The clown did not protest though a fire surge forming furiously inside his chest urged him to do otherwise.

"Arthur" Hoyt raised his voice, to scare away that insufferable habit to zone out while he was facing a difficult situation, "do you understand what I'm telling you?"

Arthur was smart enough that he intended to sound friendly, out of pity. His frequent condescending treatment was one of the things Arthur hated the most about him.

"Yes, Hoyt," he answered.

As soon as he left the office, he stepped back to the locker to get the bag, letting the verbal mockery slip like raindrops on the glass.

To insult his intelligence. To be treated like a child… or even a retarded. But the usual façade of silence and aloofness would help to survive it.

"So how did things go, Artie?" He recognised the voice. It was that male stripper whom he never learned his name from. No words emerged from his mouth, which caused more laughs.

"Good that Hoyt remembered that Halloween is in two weeks!" Randall turned around, the black make up half finished as the others continued the obnoxious derision, though it was nothing that he wasn't used to. One thing was for sure: Arthur Fleck was good at taking beatings and insults.

The radio played a happy tune that soon distorted into nothingness as Arthur directed his steps out of HaHa"s.

Another day in fucking Chuckletown.

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He rolled his eyes while giving a long drag to his cigarette. He didn't have enough money to pay for a ride on the bus back to his home.

Numberless droplets fell down the window as the sky began to fall. His day couldn't get worse. First, running out of medications, then Penny Fleck became more and more ill and the unanswered letters to that fucking millionaire worsened the situation and now this.

He counted on that gig to have a little more money so the bills and some decent food would be out of his daily worries. Why was it so hard to be happy nowadays?

Gotham city seemed so different during the morning, weak sunlight. Surprisingly far from that gloomy, dangerous landscape that citizens were so used to seeing.

The painful irony of it would have the loner six feet under if only the doctor increased his medication. At this point, comedy was the only real medication.

"Laugh"

As Penny Fleck had told him: he was born to bring joy and laughter. He just wished someone had told him the former would be at his expense. Maybe it could have been a little more bearable. Now that his steps forwarded back to the apartment, he thought of a way to avoid any berating words from her.

Anything would do.

Two drunk men started to fight. It served to confirm the horrible truth about the place: no one here gives a fuck. But the last straw was a painful fall over the floor. This time there wasn’t a no end street to shelter from the shame. Life was always too cruel to him but having to endure those disgusted looks from people was too much for his mind to bear.

Problem with Hoyt had been enough to make him scream his lungs out. His knee was hurting so much, while people ignored him as they walked by. It was almost a bitter taste of what his death would be like.

As soon as he stood up, he ran in panic passing Helm's Pharmacy, then those fucking stairs he hated stepping in, to finally reach the building. Furious, Arthur kicks a few trash bags to avoid tripping again. He put the hoodie on, lighting up a cigarette to smoke the anger away.

Arthur looked for the key that opened the mailbox, walking towards the main hall of the block.

All this to fulfill the tedious, eternal routine of his mother to check the mailbox before entering the flat. Her insufferable stubbornness had him bashing his head multiple times.

"Hey, stop it!" A small kid shouted while chasing another bunch of children went by, causing an instinctive reaction from him to step aside. The unpleasant memory of being assaulted over a sign ghosts over his mind.

Luckily for him, nothing happens. Just a mailman rushed out to the exit, with a bag full of envelopes and a very upset middle aged man.

"It smells like a sewer outside" the man complained, "never in my fucking life I've seen anything like that.

Arthur had been living in Gotham all his life to know the guy was right."What a shitty situation" he rolled his eyes, sarcastically.

Arthur heard a distant comment, to which the man replied as he walked away from the mail boxes:

"What can be worse?! My wife left me and my boss just told me I'm fucking fired!"

The party clown tried not cracking up this time. It went unnoticed for the screaming wretch of a man.

"What's next? Doctor telling me I have cancer?"

Arthur coughed trying to cover up the chuckles. His expression turned back to mirthless seriousness, while looking in his pocket for the keys.

Instead of finding a dark void, he saw a small white object hidden at the left. Arthur was speechless. So startled he was by this intriguing discovery, his hand dropped the bag to pay full attention to the mailbox.

Perplexity traces hard lines on his forehead while studying it carefully.

It was a small envelope, with his name written alongside a red lipstick kiss on it. His breath shortened when a delicate handwriting revealed who the author was:

With love

Harleen.

Arthur’s heart skipped a beat. With rushing impatience, his hands open the sealable flap to see what was inside. He didn’t remember anyone mailing him, except for bills. What had she sent him? Or better, why would she bother to do anything like this for him? The thrill the romantic envelope had caused on him just increased with every second.

It wasn’t a letter, as he initially thought. There were five pictures for what he could tell from the first one. He set his gaze upon the photo on his hands, smirking as he studied the beautiful sight of Harleen wearing a very short red dress, while smiling at the camera. Her crimson lips looked so perfect, as her icy blue eyes returned the glare to the hypnotised loner.

His anxiety made him pass to the next picture. Once he saw it, going to a more private place wasn’t an option anymore.

[gothiero]

Ok apparently Ive got a thing for 47 year old men with beards and sad eyes

[nuooage]