#joehills hc

[sulfuric-deity]

Power of the check.

*pats Joe Hills* This bad boy can fit tons of free dopamine. Nothing like the offical MCYTblr Sexyman to pull you from artblock.

[miningroseakira]

love and appreciate what Impulse was saying to chat before he ended stream, but there is something absolutely hilarious about him thanking chat and getting emotional in the foreground while Joe and Pearl are hitting eachother with the clumsycooking stuff in the background-

[fence-time]

Hermitcraft but it’s a bunch of hybrids trying to learn what it’s like to be human while trying to hide the fact they”re hybrids from eachother (while none of them even are human) , so it’s just approximate guesses and rumours about how they act . Tango walking up to skizz and seeing him glow in his sleep and trying to figure out how to do that himself, cuz all humans do that, right? Joe accidentally walking in on Cleo changing out a slightly old , green-tinted arm for a new fresh one, nodding along trying to memorise the process. Scar looking at mumbo wearing a large sun hat / bringing a parasol on their walk and then bringing himself one the next time because he doesn’t wanna stand out! All humans hate the sun! Etc, etc

[notscarsafe]

Doc speedrunning the stages of grief as he watches Joe's latest intro:

Bonus:

(Last five minutes of livestream March 9th 2024)

[aresonist]

Could I get a Joe Hills from Nashville Tennessee

the man the hill

[hiding-under-the-willow]

anyways. What

[lemon-bread-slice]

Obsessed with the mental image of Joe being some sort of ghost or otherworldly spirit, and previously he's just been using this random ass guy from Nashville as a host, but he got bored, so now he spends all his time puppeteering the Juppet around the server from beyond this mortal coil

infinite cosmic power, itty bitty muppet space

[viky-somebody]

hermits in my style :)

plus some honorable members

[confettisharkparfait]

JOE HILLS HEADSHOT

volume warning !

[a-real-life-hermit]

all rendogs go to heaven

you hate to see it

[sulfuric-deity]

Hermitcraft headcannon!

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Physical touch!

I headcannon all of Hermitcraft as being SUPER touchy. Like- it is super normalized and cozy.

Grian and Mumbo walking so close their arms brush, sitting so their knees and shoulders bump together, Grians wing practically hugging Mumbo's back.

Tango excitedly grabbing Zed and Impulse's hands to guide them through a build, ZIT having movie nights and cuddling under the blankets.

Etho linking elbows with Bdubs while walking, Bdubs practically hanging off of him while he explains the details of the build. Falling asleep on eachother's shoulders.

Keralis greeting Hermits with a kiss on the cheek or forehead, Wels greeting with a kiss on their knuckles.

Ren nudging his head into any open hands willing to pet him, Doc and Zed bumping heads (gently) with their friends to show affection.

Any horned Hermits headbutting eachother <3

Scar looping an arm around Cub's neck with a cheesy joke, dragging him down into a hug or noogie. Cub batting his hands away and trying to go in for an attack of his own.

Cleo biting Joe out of spite and affection, Joe smacking her with books. Them braiding flowers in eachother's hair, painting eachother's nails.

NHO creating cuddle piles and drowning in blankets, caring for eachother while sick (and totally not all getting sick)

Xisuma not really being able to touch- but still hugging and patting people on the back. Giving people tea and throwing a blanket over them in replacement.

If you headcannon them with a longer tail then they loop it around eachothers arms or legs to stay close.

Hugs are an appropriate greeting, and a thank you, and farewell.

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I want Hermit hugs :(

[aiming-for-phantoms]

Obsessed with Oli OrionSound asking JoeHills what the Resistance Assistance is and Joe responding

"You know, I don't really try to understand what Grian does, it really frustrates my kid because it's all she wants to talk about at dinner. She's like "Dad, why did Grian decide to do this?" and I'm like "I don't know". It's just like, why don't we talk about something more simple like politics in Europe?"

(HermitCraft 9 Ep 49 on JoeHillsTSD, 22:45)

[joehills]

Imagine being in charge of keeping Xisuma alive in Vault Hunters.

[notscarsafe]

Joehills is currently using a green legwarmer to chroma key out his hand so he can look like he's "puppeting" his Minecraft avatar while he presents for us the powerpoint he gave the hermits to pitch his base concept.

This may not be the most JoeHills thing that's ever happened but it's definitely Top Five.

(Joehills evening Livestream February 9th 2024)

[pidgeon-brained]

Joehills the kinda person that if you asked for their pronouns they'd say "Pronouns? yeah, I'm pro noun. Anti adjective though. Not a big fan of having to describe things."

[hiding-under-the-willow]

In another classic return to form, I am back on my Hermitcraft bullshit for the 100,000th time 😊