#joel empires

[hiding-under-the-willow]

You say

"Lend me your eyes to evolve from that actor I fight in the dark,

where I'm two twins I can't tell apart!"

But you remember which is which when the wrong man wins

Let me just say the implications of Joel's last episode are driving me insane

[la-bruja]

JIMMY WHY

WHO TAUGHT HIM THIS

[yourfaveiskenough]

King Joel Smallishbeans from Empires SMP: Season 1 is Kenough!

[ratzareya-arts]

Been itching to draw some fanarts and this is what I've made so far.

Hoping to create some fanarts for scar soon bajdnsnd Dudes the King of the Hermits

[whoturnedgravityoff]

binge watching ldshadowlady’s pov for the empires smp so here are some doodles

[eyelessfog]

You know that one. ask and response

[feralportalmaster]

People keep comparing Jimmy to Woody and calling him a toy because of it. But have any of you considered another toy cowboy which he has a LOT more in common with? Jedediah from Night at the Museum.

Actually lives in and leads a mesa type village with a train tunnel and all

Affinity for explosives/gunpowder

Blonde

Has beef with an ancient-Mediterranean style dictator (at least at the beginning)

Also he’s shorter than Woody so there’s that

[desertdu0]

he may be an unhinged and vengeful (and tall and handsome and humble) god, but he loves hermes and will continue to meet sausage for their custody trade-offs

[hajrukta]

designed some wings for joel off a turaco

reblogs are really appreciated

[junosteeth]

I miss them 😿😿

[daily-ethoslab]

I know etho doesn’t need more things on his plate but oagh i miss the boat boys :(

[167]

[iamshawn]

Lizzie: So how old is the little guy?

Sausage: Oh easy he's-

Sausage: *pause before looking at Hermes* Um how old are you?

Hermes: *age redacted*

Joel: That's some lore right there

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Facts about the mama witch au, but with the empires. Before everyone else comes.

●some empires where there for longer, these empires being Scott, lizzie, Katherine, Gem, Fwhip, and sausage

●then in comes Shelby who just graduated from Witch school and came here to relax and help the empires with magic

●she does, in fact, not relax. She gets like a week of relaxation before she finds two children, meets a princess, gets roped into a date with said princess(she's not complaining), and meets everyone else, then become the official girlfriend to said princess and mom to said children

●not through likez adoption or anything but they call ehr mom so-

●8 months afetr shelby arrives to the evermoore, everyone else comes. For different reasons of course.

●like I said before, the tiwns will randomly set fires and pretend to do sacrificial offerings....only for them to turn real and be sent to Joel or sausages church or to Gems church

●Joel's the most terrified, cause he doesn't knwo the kids, the other two are just like "ah, I see the twins started do their sacrifices with Teddy bears and nightlighta again!"

●Shelby has that mom stare, even Joey feels oddly disappointed in himself after she uses it in him. He doesn't dwell on it long.

●you knwo that crazy dad meme? The one with one dad cuddling his kid and the other throwing his one oevr his shoudler?

●that's just Shelby and Lizzie with Hermes. Shelby is doing the more calm stuff and having his help with projects or doing projects with him. Lizzie is the oen taking him on top of trees and jumping down off them even fi their 50 feet high!-

●As much as Shelby loves Lizzie, shes not letting her babysit False or Oli...not yet anyways

●oh! Lizzie and Shelby are like sisters in thise au, same with Gem and Kath. Not because their related tho. Shelby and Lizzie can relate with how these hidden themselves due to fear and Gema dn Katherine can relate witht he duties of being a princess

●Gem and the kids regularly have tea parties. She's the primary babysitter

●when shelby and Katherine get married, Gem and Lizzie are the best women respectively, and sausage is Shekbys best man. Scott officiated them, the twins and Hermes got to be the flower kids

●False wears a tux, Oli and Hermes wear dresses. It was a plot they planned acuse none of the adults expected the kids to dress up fancy

●Owen is introduced to the family by Scott dropping him off at Shelbys doorstep

●don't worry, Shelby told him too. She refused to take away his consciousness and instead told Scott to drop the Llama boy off with her

●Katherine feels like she blinked and Shelby suddenly got another child, this one's 13 "huh....I thought we had...2 kids?-" "it's 3 now :)" "....yeah okay, why not? 😑"

●don't worry, Shelby did send a message Katherine's way to ask if she'd mind housing another kid, at what's for now. Kath just wasn't expecting it so it took awhile to process what Shelby meant

●....magic nature wives baby, anyone? :3

●Shelby reads the wrong spell, trying to find out what Kaths curse even is, and she's using a bit if Katherine's blood to see if it's in her dna.

●she ends up acting a pregnancy spell.

●yes I will elaborate. If someone asks me hehehehe ;3

[the-flowercrown-prince]

Ok now that we officially have villain Joel can we get that trope where an extremely evil character is super sweet and protective towards the people closest to them?

Like someone kidnaps Hermes to get back at him and turns out he's been playing around all this time and now they've done fucked up

[juligzlolz]

Quick tiny tom doodle (Joel's and Jimmy's child)

I feel like I will be obsessed with drawing that kid 😭💕

[eyelessfog]

Ok no actually go read @yellowsomethings' trans joel fic. this picture is a summary of it in and of itself. Just know that jimmy's head is playing egg cracking noises every time he looks at joel