#john arjuna korrapatti

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you know what? you know what? there is a SEVERE lack of jack content in this fandom

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Cadence, unable to sleep: morrigan, what time is it?

Morrigan, inevitably awake: i dont know, hand me that recorder

*mog plays the recorder*

Jack: who the fUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2 IN THE MORNING

Morrigan: its two in the morning

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Morrigan: I'm the type of person that likes to think things through

Jack: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

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Morrigan: My relationship with Jack is weird. One minute I'm about to strangle him with his own intestines, the next we're singing dramatic duets together

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Hawthorne: Jack, you can't make everyone like you. You're not Morrigan.

Jack: What? Not everyone likes Morrigan-

Hawthorne: Who doesn't?

Jack: Well mayb -

Hawthorne: Names, Jack, I need names.

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Biographies

“Therapy? What therapy?” by Morrigan Crow

"What the Police Say," by Cadence Blackburn

“Why I Should be Given a Gun: 101 Reasons," by Fenestra

“Stealing Violins,” by Archan Tate

"It Started with His Smile," by Jupiter North

"How was I supposed to know that feeding a dragon popcorn was a bad idea?" by Hawthorne Swift

"Run Away, Little Man," by Elder Gregoria Quinn

“Of Course I’m Right,” by John Arjuna Korrapatti

“How to Disturb People Quickly” by Lambeth Amara

“Shifting the Blame,” by Ezra Squall

“Pressure: Becoming a Diamond” by Francis Fitzwilliam

“Cursing Across the Languages” by Mahir Ibrahim

“Ladies, Lipstick & Cookie Jars,” by Miss Marina Cheery

“Temporary Death;  Don’t Worry About It,” by Anah Kahlo

“Punching Bigots,” by Thaddea Macleod

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Jupiter: while I'm gone, you're in charge

Hawthorne: Yes!

Jupiter, to Jack: You're secretly in charge

Jack: Obviously

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Jack: You know Cadence's football jersey number? What is it again?

Morrigan, absent-mindedly: 01

Jack: And her eyes are black, right? Sorta like yours?

Morrigan: No, they're more of a deep brown, like the warmth of gingerbread

Jack: And when was the first time she smiled at you?

Morrigan: 4th of November, Winter of Two

Jack: Right. And when is my birthday?

Morrigan, now looking up at him:

Jack: When's my birthday, Morrigan?

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Hawthorne: If Morrigan and I were drowning, who would you save?

Jack: You morons can't even swim?

Morrigan: It's a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Jack: My time and effort

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Jupiter: You know, Mog's been acting weird ever since-

Jack: We met her

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Jack: *sits in Morrigan's seat*

Morrigan: I may be short but that doesn't mean you're not about to experience the wrath of a god

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jack: if you hurt morrigan, i'll kill you.

cadence: if i hurt morrigan, i'll kill myself.

jack: not if i kill you first.

morrigan: pleasure to watch you two interact as always.

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Cadence: Morrigan Crow is such an idiot

Jack: lmao, yeah she is

Cadence: don't you dare talk about my girlfriend like that

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Jack: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Morrigan: Bold of you to assume I was held.

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Jack: you're violent

Morrigan: yeah, but I'm short so it's cute

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Morrigan: When I was small-

Jack: *snorts* "Was"