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#johnny big bro agenda
mull3ts · 1 year
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dilf bait agenda thought….flustered dilf johnny.
i’ve understood the dilfbait agenda thought and now have input.
flustered dilf johnny working…on his computer…in his little home office thing…back completely turned away from you….you’re on the couch…chillin…but then you’re not and you’re all like “Mr. Suh!?!!!!!” in a whiny voice and he’s all like “hmmmmm?” bRO DIDNT EVEN TURN AROUND 🙄⁉️ and you’re just bored out of your mind and like the total dilf he is he’d prob just give you a list of things to do (things you dont wanna do) and then it’s just kinda silent again 😐 but then you get all bored n shit and you’re like screw this 🅱️ i’ll do it myself so you just take off your panties n stuff and gET AT IT (aka flicking the bean) it’s not until you orgasm that this man looks swivels the whole chair around and is just like “bbg what the fuck?!!” but you’re just giving him a nice grin like “Daddy look at my hole~” you smile “m’all wet for you and you’re not doing anything about it!” And this poor man would prob go all red bcs you’d go off saying how he should “fuck you with his big cock.” he’d just sit there like “wtv u want mamasita 😫”
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sungbeam · 2 years
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had to split this up my dumbass brain couldn’t remember what u said
johnten is superior!! they’re so fun together i love them. i feel like johnny’s gonna be protective of the reader and maybe make fun of her a bit for pulling the selfless sacrifice thingy, to lighten the mood idk. but yes, i’m looking forward to it!
that’s like the second time you’ve wrecked my bias list in a week, take responsibility 👹 i’m gonna hurt mark so much in the thin i’m writing, just to get back at u mark my words ♥️
i completely agree! jealousy/possessiveness is fun to read and write as long as it’s fictional, and not irl. it can be very not fun irl, and tweets dangerously on becoming unhealthy. so yeah, keeping it fictional is the best way to go
sexy nomin go brr, i’m gonna have a permanent link on my blog to your twilight au. i’m gonna be a walking advertisement for your twilight au. i’m gonna be your marketing team. i gotchu — v.
omg pls that's such a johnny thing I'm so soft already 🤧🤧 all the other members r practically reader's bros and I mayhaps love it a little too much
DONT U TOUCH HIM— (nah I say that, yet I'm literally making him survive for fourteen hours on the open ocean and live through heartbreak)
I'm very not good at advertising 😎 so yes, ur services are desperately needed much appreciated
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raibebe · 3 years
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I’ve wanted to do this for a while now, so....
Here is me sorting NCT up until the 00 line into dom/sub/switch categories...
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Taeil: vanilla leaning dom
I don’t think Taeil would care for power dynamics honestly. Like he would maybe naturally take charge in sexual situations but that doesn’t make him a dom.  I see him as pretty laid back and that it’s more about the intimacy for him than anything else. That being said I am 100% certain he knows how to keep it fun in the bedroom either way. 
Johnny: soft dom but can be mean if you want him to, daddy dom?
Please Johnny is a big softie. You’d be his perfect pillow princess. Will 100% get absolutely smug of he gets you begging for him. But also loves to see you riding him, softly helping you along to see you falling apart.  Also... Yeah... He could very well have a daddy kink. He might either be really into it or 100% despise is. Like you say it and the next second he pulls out because it’s such a turn-off... I don’t think he has it in him to be mean/degrading or into anything too into the BDSM range. But will try his best to pleasure you.
Taeyong: sub
He always has to be in charge when he’s at work, so I can totally see him as the type who just wants to shut his brain off and let go of all thoughts during sex.  Honestly don’t know if he would want a hard or soft dom. I can see it going both ways: A soft dom who just pampers him and showers him with love, giving him everything asks for and more until he’s crying with overstimulation or a hard dom who will push him around and use him for their own pleasure until his mind is rendered numb.  Will also be down to try more freaky, BDSM-type of stuff.
Yuta: dom
This man is into some freaky shit and you can’t convince me otherwise. Hard dom but is very set on consent. Very down to experiment with whatever. Very open and communicative before doing a scene.  I can see him really being into tying his partner up weather it is with rope, handcuffs or simply his belt. Temperature play as well, especially with wax.  Will mumble absolutely filthy shit in your ear and not even have the decency to blush.  I feel like he’s the type to favor “no strings attached” kinds of arrangements.
Kun: dom (daddy)
Well, like Taeyong he has to always be in charge as well but I feel like he gets another outlet because his stress is different than Taeyong’s.  Has set rules that both of you need to abide by and if you don’t... Well he gets to punish you, letting out all his stress as he spanks you until your ass is raw, letting his frustrations bleed away.  Loves the power play aspect, loves seeing you absolutely submit to him and follow his every command. 
Doyoung: dom
Now... Doyoung is a unfair one. Will tease the shit out of you and then proceed to make fun of you for being so turned on. Probably gets off on degrading his partner.  Would probably like a really obedient partner but rise to new heights with a bratty sub, loving the challenge of breaking them down until they’re putty in his hands. 
Ten: switch?
Ten is my first wild card. I don’t see him as either really but at the same time I feel like he would be really into power play. It probably really depend on the partner.  I feel like he’d need a hard dom though or he’ll be too bratty.  Probably a dom bottom tbh... Why did my mind immediately go: with sub top Johnny?
Jaehyun: vanilla leaning dom?
He just extrudes this lovely himbo energy sometimes... But then he’s weirdly aggressive with everyday objects and it makes me wonder... The frat boy in him probably just loves hitting it from the back while smacking ass.  Is most likely not into any hard power play, similar to Taeil he’d probably just naturally take charge.  Could see him randomly thinking that his hand would look very sexy wrapped around his partner’s throat though...
Winwin: dom???
I actually have no idea. Winwin is such a wild card for me. Like he just extrudes this natural cuteness all of NCT cannot shut up about but I can’t imagine him as a sub.  While sub is a definitive “no”, dom is more a “no?”  Could be secretly very freaky...
Jungwoo: vanilla???
Jungwoo is just... Very... Chaotic?  Like... Even in the way he expresses his love. To the point where I have no idea how he’d be like in the bedroom. I don’t think I have ever read or really seen smut for him... Because he has a generally softer character, I’m inclined to rule out dom.  Might just be vanilla tbh.
Lucas: wants to be a dom but is actually vanilla
Talking about himbo energy... This boy...  Wants to be a dom so badly. But this boy is an absolute sweetheart and gentleman at heart.  Probably just loves the intimacy of it all.  I am convinced he’s horny 24/7 though. Will ask you to suck him off in very inappropriate situations. His dominant facade will crumble the moment you get your mouth on his dick though, just too taken away by the pleasure. 
Mark: switch, doesn’t care too much
I think sex with Mark would be super laid back and chill. Like he just extrudes this dude-bro-energy.  Neither especially dominant or submissive but will get shy if you start to talk about it while other people are around. Can see him giving up control for the night though if you promise to give him the succc of his life and ride him into oblivion after.  But would also not say no to bending his partner over the desk to fuck them stupid. 
Hendery: vanilla, doesn’t care
Similar to Mark. The type to make stupid jokes while he’s literally balls deep in you to lighten the atmosphere.  But can also get really into the mood and be really open and vulnerable while making love to you. 
Xiaojun: sub who wants to be a dom
This dude wants to be dominant so badly. But he’s just not. Once his partner lets him have control, it goes right for maybe 10 minutes and then he’ll either get insecure or won’t know what to do, so they have to take charge again.  Could either need a soft dom to ease him into the role of a sub or a hard dom who just “forces” him to submit. 
Renjun: switch
Listen. I’m all for sub Renjun agenda but. Hear me out.  Hard dom Renjun. Having you under his spell despite his smaller frame. The smacks of his hand against your skin resounding in the room. Would definitely not let you cum until you’re a sobbing mess for him. Mmmmmh very sexy. 
Jeno: SUB
Is anyone surprised? Like anyone at all? Everyone who knows me or my blog knows I am the cult leader of the sub Jeno cult. Just... Obedient puppy Jeno who tries his hardest to follow your commands, preening under every praise that falls off of your lips. His chest flushed, heaving with breaths as his muscles play under his skin as you deny him of yet another orgasm, leaving him writhing and struggling against his restraints.... Sigh... I am getting side tracked.  Just... Sub top Jeno...
Haechan: switch (bratty sub, mean dom)
Will challenge his partner for dominance every chance he gets and if he gets his shot, he will use it. And not have mercy. If you don’t submit, he will make you submit. Rather with actions, he’ll have you crumbling just with his words alone. Degrading. Meanie.  Needs a hard dom or he will not end up subbing. Low key might get off of pain? Needs to be broken down and have the brattiness fucked out of him...
Jaemin: soft dom (the softest)
Similar to Jeno, who knows me and me blog knows that I am all about soft dom Jaemin.  “What baby wants, baby gets.”  And if baby is begging for an orgasm, Jaemin might just give you one. Or five until you’re crying and your head is spinning all while he gently smiles at you and strokes your hair. And if you’re begging for his cock? Well. Who is he to deny his baby?  Also @ncteaxhoe has convinced me that he likes being called “Nana” in the bedroom.  Low key exhibitionist tendencies as well... Gets off on knowing he can make you feel good. 
Yangyang: vanilla, doesn’t care about dynamics
Similar to Mark and Hendery... It’s just the dude-bro-fratboy energy.  Lighthearted sex? Does that make sense? Like... It’s just right. Nothing overwhelming. Just. Yeah. I don’t want to call it dude-bro-sex but that’s what I’m thinking.  Both just enjoying how you make each other feel while sharing little giggles when something you want to try doesn’t work out 100%...
Shotaro: sub
Inclined to say sub without giving a real reason because I ‘ll be honest, I don’t know him very well and low key don’t want to think sexual about him because he just seems... so pure..? yeah idk
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Feel free to disagree with me and tell me why or do your own sorting! ✌ This was so much fun to do! Low key want to do a NSFW A-Z now...
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dreamiehrs · 4 years
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nct dream and what games they would play on Roblox
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I think I’m pretty certified to say this bc I have been playing Roblox with my lovely friend every morning for almost a week or 2 straight so... yeah. also, someone has probably done this before and I just wanted to say that this is my own original ideas and thoughts about what games they would play in Roblox :) anyways, let’s get into it losers.
[also, big thanks to my amazing wonderful good friend ren aka @dreamzenct​ for making this adorable header for me!! love u lots also u guys need to check out her blog she is... amazing at writing <3 mwah :D]
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mark lee ↬ story game and/or silent assassin
yes, I can see mark playing some dumb ass story game like cruise, vacation, break in, etc.
him and jaem would just spend hours mocking how silly the story games can be sometimes, and even though they criticize the games sometimes, they can’t help but to feel drawn to how silly they were LMAO
would get upset when he would die from something ridiculous in the game... also calling it now that mark is also terrible at parkour. idk I just... feel like he would mess up the momentum of jumping onto stuff or would cut the jump short.
jaemin would literally just laugh at how bad mark is. “mark... I hate to say it, but you utterly SUCK at video games. you’re even worse when you play fps games.”
“yah jaemin... u don’t want me to buy you dinner tonight?”
yeah that gets jaemin to shut up right away LMAOO.
going onto why he would play silent assassin... yeah hyuck would force him to play this wbk this would happen eventually.
would be a not so great assassin at first, but I feel like after a few hours of playing, he would get the hang of it. however, whenever he would be the target he would be killed RIGHT AWAY by whoever the assassin is... in conclusion: mark has no idea what he’s doing most of the time while playing that game SAHDJSADJASHJ
hyuck would troll him so hard about it, too, saying stuff like: “omg learn the controls next time!!” “man, you absolutely suck at getting the briefcases like??? THEY’RE MARKED FOR U DUMBO! HAHA, GET IT? UR NAME IS MARK AND I JUST SAID MARKED- okay I’ll stop now.”
yeah mark would def just end up banning hyuck after he trolls him 500 times and goes back to playing cute but silly story games with jaem.
huang renjun ↬ murder mystery
yes I am still on my renjun detective agenda bullshit!!!!
but honestly I can see renjun rocking everyone’s shit when he’s the guard and absolutely OBLITERATES the murderer.
would probably get angry when he yells at everyone else that the murder is in a room somewhere and no one ends up listening to him.
“GUYS HE’S IN THE GUARD OFFICE!!!” also yes he types in all caps at all times this is renjun we’re talking about here.
then he would end up getting killed by the murderer and would spectate everyone and just yells in chat about how stupid everyone was being.
“GUYS I SAID HE’S IN THE GUARD OFFICE!!! TF ARE U GUYS STUPID???”
also he would be a part of the troll trio containing him, hyuck, and lele. these 3 would be UNSTOPPABLE trolls on roblox and just any games they played on roblox in general.
he would get frustrated when hyuck would just run around him in murder mystery and end up distracting him as he tries to figure out where the murderer is. chenle would just shoot blindly and would end up running off somewhere alone to get killed by the murderer himself.
and yes, he would get on the other players for being terrible murderers and not having any technique for killing ppl on the game. “you guys suck!! do you guys even have a certain technique/strategy on how to kill ppl without getting caught on this game?!”
chenle and hyuck would just laugh their asses off on how serious renjun was about this game like... chill man it’s not that deep LMAO.
I can even see the younger members just pissing him off and teasing him so that eventually renjun just rage quits AHJDDHJAS. chenle would end up just screaming in renjun’s ear and renjun would slam his fist down on the desk in front of him and would just LEAP at chenle irl.
the other members wouldn’t be concerned when they hear a crash come from renjun’s room. they were used to hearing stuff like that from renjun’s room as he’ll occasionally want to just wrestle someone (mainly hyuck or chenle).
but yes, wbk that renjun would EXCEL at murder mystery and just mystery games in general in roblox.
lee jeno ↬ adventure games and/or flee the facility
I feel like jeno would love adventure games so much like??? idk he just seems to be into that type of stuff.
I don’t see him as a rage quitter tbh? like I feel like he’d be so chill with everything going on that he wouldn’t get as angry as renjun does while gaming LMAO
he would just listen to some chill lofi music and just finish quests left and right in his own little world. I can see hyuck just being a little meanie head and creeping up on jeno without him knowing, and yes, jeno would almost spill all of his water onto his laptop when donghyuck does so.
however.... I can TOTALLY see him playing flee the facility with the rest of the dreamies. I feel like he’d especially play it with jaemin bc the 2 of them would be RELENTLESS when they become the beast omg LMAOO
jeno would be all giggly just having a good time and then BOOM jaemin destroys him with his hammer and just drags jeno to one of his freezing capsules LMAOO
jaemin would just be like “jeno~? where are you~?” all creepy like and jeno would just be in a room somewhere using his AMAZING hacking skills to escape (yeah no he messes up at hacking a lot... SAHJDSADJ)
meanwhile, jeno as the beast would act all scary but it wouldn’t intimidate jaemin at all LMAO jaem would be like “HAHA COME AND GET ME LOSER!! OH WAIT, U CANT BC U CAN’T CRAWL UNDER STUFF HAHAAHA- oh shit wait he got me HELP!!”
even though jaem tries to act all tough, he ends up getting killed by the beast, aka jeno, every time jeno is the beast. yes, jeno is just too good at being the beast for his own good.
jaemin would do good, too, but I can see him being better at hacking than jeno. omg just imagine jaemin hacking something and he’s almost done and then SUDDENLY he’s boped on the head by jeno’s hammer and it scares him so badly.
however, I feel like jeno would rope jaemin into playing more adventure games with him and jaemin would def just complain the whole time about how long it takes to walk to get the items for quests. wbk jaem is a huge complainer, I mean, have you heard how much he complains about jisung not wanting to accept his love? LMAO
jeno would just be vibing, though, not even paying attention to jaemin’s complaining and just working on his quests in his time. we love a chill king.
lee donghyuck ↬ silent assassin
again... do I even have to explain my reasoning behind this?
hyuck literally plays Overwatch 24/7 until it’s almost 2 or 3 am at night... so why wouldn’t he do the same but with silent assassin on roblox instead??
I can see him just getting upset when he only gets 4th place in the free for all game mode. he’d be like “dammit not again!! ugh this guy just stole all my kills what the heck!?!”
obviously he would get better at the game bc he would play the shit out of it. he would probably play it 24/7 like he does with Overwatch and would hit level 40 in a few days.
I can see it now, his desk littered with empty redbull bottles as he tells himself he’ll only play one more round of silent assasin... yeah no that was a lie he ends up playing until he’s ready to pass out in his bed.
and ofc johnny would be like “bro wtf why are u so addicted to this game?? get some rest man.”
“no.... I need to... upgrade my weapons more.... I need... MONEY!”
I can also see him forcing mark to play this game with him but lemme tell you something... mark would absolutely suck at this game. I mean, ofc he would get better as time passed but he wouldn’t be as good as hyuck.
when he first was assigned assassin I can just hear him being like “omg how do I move?!?! WHAT SOMEONE JUST KILLED ME!!’
hyuck would just sigh and type in the chat “you suck man learn the controls next time 🙄”
“stfu troll u can’t say anything until u learn the controls for pubg” mark would say back and would accidentally get banned or something for his swearing SAHDASHDJA.
I feel like hyuck would get banned too bc I can DEF see him as a troll alongside chenle. would probably scream dramatically when someone would kill him on the game too and would be an AMAZING assassin.
he would def ambush mark any second he got to as he was the assassin and would probably get the most kills in every game mode. mark would end up rage quitting and then hyuck would say something about mark being such a pansy. (and yes, that’s how hyuck gets banned LMAO mark bans his trolling ass)
na jaemin ↬ where’s the baby and/or daycare
okay so I can def see jaemin forcing jisung to play where’s the baby with him just bc he considers jisung his child... yes jaem loves jisung so much that he’s convinced that he birthed him HJSADHADJ
jisung would always want to be the adult bc he REFUSES to be the baby (mainly bc jaem wants him to be the baby on the game every time)
jaemin would be like “omg lemme take care of u jisung!! omg NO DON’T CHOP OFF MY ARM WTF SUNGIE!?”
jisung would be ruthless while playing with jaemin... he would just want to kill jaemin all the time and jaemin would be frowning about it the entire time.
“you know what, sungie? I’ll let you kill me on this game bc of how much I love you 😚“
“ew no nvm I’m leaving 🤮”
however, I feel like jaemin would be good at the hide and seek mode for where’s the baby. he’d find jisung within SECONDS. I can just imagine jisung hiding in the bush or something and jaemin would just immediately KNOW that jisung would be in the bush like... idk maybe it’s his seventh sense (😏) 
also, his sixth sense is that he knows when jisung is hungry, sad, angry, annoyed, all of the above man. yes, he can just sense those things and honestly none of the other members in nct dream understand HOW he can do that. (renjun is convinced that jaem is from a completely different planet and is only here to baby jisung... I mean, he’s not wrong though??? LMAO)
for the reason why he plays daycare... yeah maybe it’s just an excuse to scare jisung with that creepy demon character LMAO. he knows how much of a scaredy cat jisung is, and just loves hearing jisung scream when the demon always spawns near him SHJDASJDH
jaemin knows all the ins and outs of daycare and just abt story games in general... and yes, jisung def eats the poisonous apple and ends up dying right after they escape the daycare SADJASHDJH
I can see jaemin and mark playing story games in their free time, and when one of the younger members join them, they just know it’s gonna be fun when they have no idea what’s going on :D (and when they eat something poisonous)
zhong chenle ↬ tycoon and/or a horror game
so wbk that this nerd would play a tycoon to make even more money than he has right now.
to be specific, he would probably be the richest person on the server and just taunt people with how much money he has.
“oh you guys want this??? a million dollars??? well.... okay I’ll give it to you... SIKE BITCH U THOUGHT!”
he would be the biggest troll ever I’m calling it now.
he would probably end up getting banned for laughing at another user crying about not having enough money on the tycoon game.
“awhhhh you don’t have as much money as me??? haha oh well not my problem 😎😎“ (yes chenle is an avid user of this emoji)
he would have to end up making a new roblox account bc of how he was banned and the guy who he made fun of would end up just chuckling behind his screen about it. (chenle wouldn’t care though LMAO he would still come back and rock that kid’s shit and be the richest person on the server)
I can also see him playing some scary game and roping jisung into it just to scare him shitless.
“OMG JISUNG WATCH OUT THERE’S A DEMON BEHIND U!!! HAHA MADE U LOOK!!!”
cue jisung flinching like a madman to just realize no one was behind him. “lele ur such an ass!!”
however, chenle would also just scream when anything remotely scary happens just to scare jisung even more. jisung would end up rage quiting at this and saying that he’s gonna go to bed instead.
and yes chenle would wake jisung up at 3 am just to scare him with an image from the horror game they played on roblox earlier. you remember how they scared him by setting a cockroach as his home & lock screen on his iPad that one time? yeah just imagine that but with a demon face from a horror game SHDASJDJ.
park jisung ↬ bee swarm simulator
do I even have to explain this???
he would end up getting addicted to the game after chenle had shown it to him one day.
“OMG CHENLE LOOK AT THIS LEGENDARY BEE I JUST GOT OMG OMG!!!” 
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE KING BEETLE JUST KILLED ME THIS IS UNFAIRRRRRR!” chenle would just frantically scream into jisung’s ears and jisung swore that one day he would become deaf bc of his best friend.
chenle would show jisung all the tips and tricks on how to be better at the game and next thing u know jisung plays the game almost every day. he also freaks out when his bees get sad bc of the field they’re in and immediately goes back to his hive to feed them and make them feel better.
also jisung’s favorite bee would def be the demon bee.... no I will not elaborate on this.
jisung would treat his bees like his own children, making sure they’re all fed and happy. he would scream whenever he would get a royal jelly and would be obsessed with just hatching random bees all the time.
would def do the most just to upgrade all of his items but he’d do that just so he can fly everywhere and move faster. yes he would want to use his glider everywhere even when he doesn’t need to use it he uses it.
would probably end up getting stuck somewhere on the map and chenle would have to help him LMAOO
he would def complain about how much pollen he would have to collect and then would get distracted by how cute his bees are 5 minutes later. probably ends up playing the game for 4 hours straight without noticing until chenle yells at him to get off so the two of them could eat lunch together. (and dw, ofc he eats well after playing for so long he’s a growing boy <3)
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mahalkitajohnnysuh · 4 years
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Two Birthdays
I wrote this piece today in honor of today’s birthday celebrators, one of which NCTzens should know by heart. 
Mark Lee has been my gateway to the world of NCT, and now I am fully immersed in it. Well, not so much with the Dreamies but I appreciate them.
Then, who’s the other one celebrating their birthday? I guess you have to find out who! Johfam knows – don’t embarrass me, guys.
As always, I put a GIF to hype you up – here’s Marky with black hair, which is the best color on him. 
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Mahal ko kayong lahat! :) 
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Summary: This piece is dedicated to Mark Lee and Mama Suh, who share the same birth date of August 2. Johnny and Essie prepare something for them, and then get emotional at the end. Aren’t they such attention-hogging drama queens? 
POV: 3rd person as usual. 
Word count: 1,160 words 
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August 2 is an important day for Johnny Suh – not only is it the birthday of his dearest eomma, but it was also the special day of his bro Mark Lee.
Since Essie Park has been living with the two boys for quite some time now, those days have also become important to her. She loves both of them – Johnny is her boyfriend, while Mark is the little brother she never had.
She woke up early to prepare a feast for the birthday celebrators, which in turn, made her partner do so as well. Both of them were puttering away at the kitchen at five in the morning, preparing a mixture of both Korean and Western dishes.
“Baby, why don’t you check on the birthday boy?” Johnny suggested after placing a newly cooked omelet on a plate with mashed potatoes and vegetables on it. Essie gave him a thumbs-up and silently ran to Mark’s room, whose door was slightly ajar. She could see that he was cocooned in his comforter, and she couldn’t tell if he was still asleep or pretending to be.
“I can’t tell if he’s still sleeping or not,” she whispered once she was back at the kitchen. The couple glanced at the clock – it read 7:40 a.m. – and giggled. “Probably not yet,” her boyfriend said, who picked up the French press nearby to make their coffee. “Let’s give him a few minutes, and then we’ll surprise him.”
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At around 8:30 a.m., Essie led Johnny to Mark’s room as he carried a small tray of breakfast food. She opened the door carefully and saw that the young man was still asleep. This time, they can see his bare face – he always had a mustache forming – and they could hear him snoring lightly.
She went to the left side of the bed while Johnny went to the opposite side, placing the tray at the foot of the bed. The couple looked at each other first before they decided to surprise Mark by screaming their birthday greeting.
“Happy birthday, Mark Lee!”
The birthday boy, who is now 21 as of writing, was startled and kicked the comforter off the bed. “What the hell,” he grumbled, looking at his hyung and noona in disbelief first, “but thank you, guys. You didn’t have to scream into my ear like that.”
“But that wouldn’t be fun, right?” Johnny snickered, which earned him a glare from the younger guy. “Happy birthday, Marky!” Essie squealed, messing with his hair. He bit his lip as his hyung joined in on playing with his hair, trying his best not to be annoyed at the situation.
When they were done, Johnny reached over to the small tray and placed it closer to Mark. “Of course, you know how it is in this household when someone has a birthday. We made you breakfast fit for a king like yourself.” Essie made dramatic hand gestures to emphasize that, as there were three plates crammed into the tray that contained a full-course meal.
“Thank you again, Johnny hyung and Essie noona! I truly appreciate it,” the birthday boy said, now less grumpy than a few minutes ago. Once he got his utensils, he dug into his majestic breakfast. The couple patted his back affectionately as he bit and gulped his food.
After he finished eating, Johnny left the room briefly to grab his Polaroid camera. Then, they took pictures – the couple’s favorite was of them kissing Mark on the cheeks with the guy completely flustered in the middle.
“This is so cute!” Essie gushed, staring at the newly-developed photo lovingly. “I’m going to hang it up in my gallery. May I, love?” Johnny winked at her, which meant she could. She replied by tackling him in a hug, in which she also included Mark after.
“I love you boys so much,” she murmured while still in proximity with them. “We love you too,” they said in unison, and everyone giggled at their harmonization.
They spent a few more minutes in bed talking and teasing each other until Mark had to go home to his parents’ house to spend the rest of the day with them.
“Maybe I’ll see you tomorrow, guys. I might spend the night there,” he said as he tugged at the straps of his backpack.
“It’s okay, Mark. You deserve the time off with them. And I’m sure it has been a while you went to Mass with your family too,” Essie said softly, remembering the time that she and Mark went to church recently to pray for their intentions.
“Yeah, that’s true. Well, I’m off then. Have a nice day ahead!” Mark waved at them until he was out of their eyesight.
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“Then, that leaves us with the next thing on our agenda – call Mama,” Johnny said once they retreated to the couch.
“Check what time is it there first, dummy,” Essie teased, flicking the space in between his eyebrows. “I’m sure she’s awake at this time,” he replied, rubbing the part she hit. “Come here, my big baby,” he patted the space beside him, “and let’s call her up to say our birthday greetings.”
It was already late in the evening in Chicago when the couple called Mama Suh, who was already in her pajamas. “Happy birthday Eomma! I hope you had a fun and fabulous day there,” Essie said while she waved enthusiastically at her boyfriend’s mother.
“But of course, my darling! We went to this hotel and had a nice steak and wine dinner,” the older woman shared, which got her son ‘ooh’-ing and ‘aah’-ing at the details of her day.
Johnny and Essie snuggled closer to each other as they listened to Mama Suh talk about her day and more. “I wish you two could go here again, I’d love you to experience what I had too,” she said wistfully, making the couple hug each other tighter.
“We’ll fly there again once things are better, Mama. We promise that,” her son replied.
“Yes, Ma. You can count on that. We miss you so much,” his girlfriend added.
As much as they didn’t want to end the call on a sad note, Mama Suh got teary-eyed, and soon, they were crying and sniffing.
Although it has been years since Johnny decided to work in Korea, he always made it a point to fly back to his hometown in Chicago yearly. However, given the current pandemic, he couldn’t.
The couple held each other for a while after their call, saddened by the effects of the global situation and a million other thoughts.
“Baby?”
“Yes, love?”
“Promise me we’ll be together forever?”
Essie looked at her boyfriend’s distraught face, and she kissed him squarely on the lips. “Yes, I promise you that.”
He returned the gesture and carried her to their shared bedroom, presumably to make sure that she will stay true to her words.
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FIN
P.S. I know, it doesn’t feature enough Mark! Don’t worry; I have another post to make up for that.
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It’s a long list of character combos so the specific requests aren’t overly detailed, please draw at will from my general likes and general fandom likes in addition or as an alternative to any of those!
All requests are art or fic - for art, the stuff I like is the kind that depicts the characters doing something. I’ll always be happier with a very simple drawing of two characters walking together or sharing a cup of coffee than with an ambitious composition that looks like an Avengers poster. I also enjoy seeing them wear different clothes, getting a feel of what their fashion sense is like beyond their canon outfit(s).
Likes: worldbuilding, slice of life (especially if the event the fic focuses on is made up but canon-specific), missing moments, 5+1 and similar formats, bonding and emotional support/intimacy, physical intimacy, lingering touches, loyalty, casefic, surrealism, magical realism, established relationships, future fic, hurt/comfort or just comfort from the ample canon hurt, throwing characters into non-canon environments, banter, functional relationships between dysfunctional individuals, unexplained mysteries, bittersweet moods, journal/epistolary fic, dreams and memories and identities, canon-adjacent tropey plots, outsider POV, UST, resolved UST, exploration of secondary bits of canon, leaning on the uniqueness of the canon setting/mood, found families, characters reuniting after a long and/or harrowing time, friends-to-lovers, road trips, maps, mutual pining, cuddling, wintry moods, the feeling of flannel and other fabrics, ridiculous concepts played straight, sensory details, sickfic, places being haunted, people being haunted, the mystery of the woods, small hopes in bleak worlds, electricity, places that don’t quite add up, mismatched memories, caves and deep places, distant city lights at night, emphasis on non-human traits of non-human characters (gen-wise, but also a hearty yes xeno for applicable ships)
Cool with: any tense, any pov, any rating, plotty, not plotty, IF, nerdy canon references, unrequested characters popping up
DNW: non-canonical rape, non-canonical children, focus on children, unrequested ships (background established canon couples are okay, mentions of parents are okay), canon retellings, consent issues
Dark Souls
I’m only familiar with the first game+DLC! It’s probably relevant to mention that I think that linking the fire is kind of a dumbass move and Gwyn is an ass, but on the other hand Kaathe has his own agenda and there’s no winning move in this world, or at least no obvious one. Feel free to deviate from anyone’s canon endings, to make things happen that’ll stave off their hollowing. I am interested in any of these people meeting and possibly striking up a friendship, and also in exploring Lordran’s temporal/dimensional fuckery, where it’s possible to meet people who have been gone for ages…
Group: Solaire of Astora & Siegmeyer of Catarina: so much fanart of Sun Bro & Onion Bro being bros, so little fic. And yet, the potential! How’d they bounce off each other, what about the fact that Siegmeyer is apparently a proper Catarina knight after all while Solaire just painted his self-made insignia and left, what would Sieg think of Solaire’s quest?
Group: Alvina the Cat & Sieglinde of Catarina: dunno, kitty. I love them both and I want everyone cool to go on adventure with each other. What’s left for Alvina now that Sif is gone, Artorias’ grave desecrated? For her part, did Sieglinde, you know, (mimics Ash Lake)?
Ghost Trick
I am very interested in various characters finding about the erased timeline, but not getting their memories back, and having to live with being told about what they did but never remembering it. Exploring the ghost lore is great. All what-ifs welcome (what if they managed an acceptable happy ending but didn’t reset the timeline, what if a different party went back to the past and kept their memories, what if Alma’s ghost stuck around…) Also open to AUs here, especially for generic fantasy or sci-fi settings or the Final Fantasy ones I prompted last Yuletide.
For the non-canon sides of Jowd/Alma/Cabanela, please no infidelity? I’d be good with either setting the fic during the game timeline or some what-if thereof when the other spouse is dead or unavailable, or simply keeping them offscreen and not mentioning them (eg Alma/Cabanela beach day, Jowd/Cabanela precinct shenanigans)
For Jowd in general, I do love my big boy and enjoy milking that size difference for all it’s worth. In gen contexts too, it’s neat. him big.
Group: Jowd & Yomiel: I’d love to read about the intimate understanding that comes from their shared memories and the horrors they’ve mutually forgiven (and a penchant for morbidity they’ve gained from such horrors probably). Cat dads things welcome.
Group: Alma/Jowd/Cabanela: maybe once Alma and Jowd have figured out he’s smitten and that they do in fact reciprocate... they tease him to death, slowly and deliberately? Is it even a Jowd romance if there’s not an exhausting amount of teasing involved, I ask?
Group: Alma/Jowd & Cabanela: Cabs’ life is wild; his best friends’ home is a safe haven...
Group: Emma & Pigeon Man: Emma’s unsuspected beta reader...
Group: Alma/Cabanela: (taps mic) legs. And fashion!
Group: Cabanela/Jowd: a recent tumblr post made a convincing argument for Cabs liking to be in charge (the argument is just pointing at Cabanela, honestly). Jowd is... agreeable, by his own admission. But is it that simple?
Kentucky Route Zero
I love the ending and I’d love to see its themes and setting explored. I’m all for exploration of any of the game’s themes and for including any staples from adjacent genres - wanna go full-on American Gothic? Dip into surrealism? Take a leaf from Twin Peaks with tulpa / split narratives to explore the characters’ issues? I love AUs so that’s an option too. Or of course there’s Xanadu at the height of its glory, an infinite what-ifs generator. Were the requested characters part of it, what were their digital counterparts up to? A Xanadu narrative would be great! I’d also love to hear about any new spot along the Zero or the Echo river, or an expansion of some place that’s only mentioned by Will in HATATE or only gets a few paragraphs of text. Mostly, I just love all these characters so much and I’m going through the tagset’s options like a hyperactive cat. Any fragment of their lives will make me happy.
Group: Shannon Márquez & Conway & Conway's Dog: does Shannon get to see them after the ending? Even for a moment?
Group: Lula Chamberlain/Joseph Wheattree/Donald: so Lula went back to Mexico. Joseph is pensive. Did the events of the night shake up Donald, or what will it take?
Group: Junebug & Lula Chamberlain: artists! Outspoken... artists... with a complicated personality. Put them in the same room and...?
Group: Junebug & Johnny: where’s the strangest place they played in, and what did Johnny find there?
Group: Conway & Johnny & Junebug (Kentucky Route Zero): their story is about finding individuality, his is about succumbing and losing it. Would any of them pick up on this mid-Act IV? Or just... talking about limbs and stuff?
Group: Cate & Will & Shannon Márquez (Kentucky Route Zero): a few months later, Shannon finds herself on the Mucky Mammoth again...
Group: Carrington & Weaver Márquez & Shannon Márquez (Kentucky Route Zero): maybe the cousins were trying to bond or reminisce or whatever and Carrington dive-bombed into the conversation, but in the end it was an enriching experience... of sorts?
Group: Carrington & Lula Chamberlain (Kentucky Route Zero): I don’t usually look for college shenanigans but this may be the exception? Or Art Opinions?
Group: Carrington & Clara (Kentucky Route Zero): would she even... get a word in? Maybe with the right topic?
Group: Carrington & Cate & Will (Kentucky Route Zero): Mammoth life! ...what does theater have to say about mushrooms again?
Group: Shannon Marquez & Weaver Marquez (Kentucky Route Zero): at the end of it all, Weaver was waiting. After this end, they can stand side by side again...
Group: Emily & Ben & Bob (Kentucky Route Zero): so what does it mean, like, poetically, that they were temporally displaced and Act I is in their future from Act V? Is it possible they were not aware of it?
Mutazione
The island, the sense of community, newcomers joining the community, gardens and music... I love the mood of this little game. Got ideas for some part of the island we haven’t seen? What stories do they tell each other about Moon Dragon and the first days of the new life it brought? The plants encyclopaedia was great - do Yoké’s archives hide some other cool tome? Please, if Graubert is mentioned, I would much prefer a sympathetic portrayal - he’s got his issues but I felt that the game was much harder on him than anyone else.
Group: Yoké & Karoo: I love the friendship between Yoké and Nonno and filtering it through Karoo feels even cooler to me. When did the big spooky bird first visit, did Yoké know or perceive what was going on?
Group: Yoké & Claire: book club book club book club!
Group: Spike/Claire: they’re so cute! Dinner at Mori’s? Swimming together?
Group: Nonno & Spike: I love Nonno’s role in the community and Spike’s role in the community, and they’re the two people who landed there and decided to stay. Could they bond over this?
Group: Dennis & Nonno: Important Tree Health Business!
Group: Bopek & Jell-A: Jell-A is the absolute coolest and Bopek grew on me a lot. Their friendship is adorable! What could they do together? As a side note, Jell-A’s place has the tightest interior decor in the whole game. How’d that happen, and does Bopek get a flair for vintage shapes and volumes in his weaving?
Group: Mori & Nonno & Yoké: FRIENDS. Friends for a long time, through so much pain. An evening together while The Youths (tm) are at Spike’s bar?
Yoké: catch-all Yoké request because he’s my fave! Doing Yoké things, being a big nerd, caring for books and plants and stuff
Pyre
The burning found family feelings, the revolutionary passion, the tension between topside social constraints and the kind of freedom allowed by the Downside! Thoughts about finding oneself at  the end of an age, as everything crumbles down to form something new. I love all the themes, the solemnity, the heart of this game. I adore everyone in that Blackwagon+Dalbert+Celeste, so if you want to add a Nightwing or two to any prompt, please do! I also love all the Scribes and find Erisa a compelling tragic figure. Out of the other triumvirates, I’m “love to hate them” for Manley, Brighton, Udmildhe and Deluge and would not like to see them featured in sympathetic roles. My main interest usually lies in post-canon exploration when applicable, but I’m also into various adventures during canon. Pick a location or a place outside the map and see what happens? As for the ending variables, I’d ask for a peaceful revolution and Oralech alive, but no preferences for who’s up and who’s down, pick whatever works best for any given plot bunny.
Group: Tariq & Soliam: what were Tariq and Celeste like in their earliest days? Were they made or summoned from some sort of preexisting star consciousness? They’re wildly different scenarios! I’m good with either. Does Soliam then see Tariq as a child of sorts, someone he made, or something greater than himself? Did he mean to do that, to have these two immortals around? What does Tariq learn from the First Scribe?
Group: Tariq & Dalbert Oldheart: Any excuse for Tariq to hang out with the Fates for a little while, and treasure and be treasured by dear Dalbert...
Group: Oralech & Vagabond Girl: after all is said and done, Oralech’s view of the Scribes is probably... understandably... dire. So of course I want to see him talk it out with ae!
Group: Celeste & Ignarius: look, listen, if the various triumvirates just camped out near their respective Scribe’s place during the Nightwings��� years-long absence (not the only possible explanation for how you find them all neatly lined up before the first lib rite, but an explanation nonetheless, I think. just let me have my crack), that means Iggy was Celeste’s neighbor for a long time. Neighborly hijinks please?
Group: Bertrude/Pamitha: Pam returning from her travels, again and again, and finding a home in Bertrude’s lab, finding an understanding there... Bertrude’s attitude being thorny in a way that’s just what Pam needs to allow herself to open up... also: snake kisses.
Group: Volfred Sandalwood/Oralech: waking up and remembering that the mourning that’s set deep in your roots is for someone who never died, waking up and remembering that the bitterness that consumed you had made up a betrayal that never was, finding each other through these crumbling walls... 
Molten Milithe: that’s the pov for a love letter to the Downside, right? And/or which Scribe did she bond with the most? Or the least for that matter?
Volfred Sandalwood: catch-all Volf’n’anyone request. I want to see our tree interact with any friend and foe you might fancy! Arguing for his beliefs, being a history professor through and through, finding himself in a tight spot and getting unexpected help, verbally tearing Brighton a new one if they ever cross each other’s path again...
group: Volfred Sandalwood/Tariq | The Lone Minstrel: Volfred’s zodiac sign is Cancer and Cancer is ruled by the Moon, so there’s that.    I love how they both hold the other in the highest esteem, especially on Tariq’s part since he’s the immortal Herald of the Scribes and Volfred is, all in all, a history teacher, but listen to him and you’d think the roles were inverted. I love my nonviolent canon but could anything happen to either of them that may require a rescue, and/or some good old-fashioned h/c? What’s something that could make Tariq of all people lose it? How’s life 100 years on?
Shenmue
This game cares for the little things. I’d love to see fanworks that try to out-slice-of-life canon...
Group: Qiu Hsu & Xianzi Bei: cormorant kung fu adventure! Do they hang out sometimes?
Group: Hazuki Ryo & Shenhua Ling: any moment, discussion, small adventure from their travels together! I love their bond! For all its waifufication of Shenhua, S3 really sold me on their friendship and a shared brand of dorkiness. Alternatively, sometimes I remember that they’d be 50ish in the present day - how and where do you picture them?
The Silver Case
I‘m all for the surrealism, big things being introduced and never picked up again, Rashomon’ing it up with six explanations for the same thing where no single one can be true, people dying and then popping up again like nbd...  maybe the thing I like the most is characters transcending their humanity and looming over the dystopian world like ominous avatars. Correctness’ first ending had me swooning, that kind of mood is unparalleled. I have played TSC, FSR and 25W so far and have vague memories of K7. I’m aware of the “everything’s connected” readings but that’s not my main interest in these games. For FSR-focused requests, I see Lospass as a real island but also a metaphysical  place of transformation first and foremost, where strange things happen that don’t make sense elsewhere.
Group: Toriko Kusabi & Remy Fawzil: What’s Toriko up to when she’s not chasing Chris? I think it could be fun to throw her at Remy and see the island from their point of view!
Group: Tokio Morishima & Edo Macalister: since Tokio stayed at the Flower Sun and Rain... I’m interested in peculiar happenings on Lospass that are not centered on Sumio...
Group: Tetsugorou Kusabi/Sumio Kodai: Tetsu picked one hell of a crush, huh! What’s it like in the aftermath of the games, when Sumio is Like That? How does Tetsu grapple with Parade? Is Tetsu an anchor of sorts for Correctness Sumio, who seems (at best) to be existing on a slightly different plane of existence at any given time and could disappear if you blink too hard?
Group: Tetsugorou Kusabi & Shinko Kuroyanagi: I’m joining the “let these two be foulmouthed friends” masses - who’d be more fed up with the other’s nonsense, and in which ways would they be an unstoppable team?
Group: Shinkai Tsuki & Tetsugorou Kusabi: Both of them end their stories in the shadows one way or another, and defending their protégé may have had a hand in their misfortune one way or another. What kind of understanding could they reach? What IS Tsuki up to anyway?
Group: Christina & Catherine: anthro Catherine, as per the Placebo bonus chapter Yami, was unexpectedly charming. What was Chris before reaching Lospass, and did he also have a chat with her on the plane or on the island?
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You Got Crit - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) Review
Before I begin, I want to make it known that I’m a big Harry Potter fan. Like, super big. I read all the books. I know all the Horcruxes. The Diary, the Cup, the Ring, the Lamp, the Tesseract, the Heart of the Ocean, and the Universal Remote. I know where Hogwarts is: Britain. So it’s particularly difficult for me to say this, but, you’re making it very hard for me to like you, Fantastic Beasts.
And I’m not at all sure where the blame lies for that. Despite the occasional charm, wonder and Harry Potter references contained in Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018), the film is burdened with a dozen new characters and loosely connected subplots which become a proverbial act of spinning plates, each one barely balanced before they all topple to the ground and transform into a big jumbled, broken and convoluted mess. Do I blame the writer, J.K. Rowling, whose books have proven what a master she is at character development, crafting intricate story-archs, and world building? Or do I blame the director, who took those wonderful books and wasted our time with that dance sequence between Harry and Hermione in Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010). Let’s give the benefit of the doubt to Ms. Rowling and congratulate David Yates on another job unexceptionally done.
I’m very uncomfortable admitting that The Crimes of Grindelwald was merely average, maybe even below average. I’m super biased towards the Wizarding World franchise and I’d like nothing better than for every film to succeed and blow our little Muggle minds.  The Crimes of Grindelwald goes several steps further than the last film did with connecting the Harry Potter canon with that of Fantastic Beasts (2016), with more references and appearances than you can shake a wand at. The film’s got Dumbledore. It’s got Nagini. It’s got Lestranges. It’s got Hogwarts. And it’s all a big clustered mess. It’s as though the film had several cool concepts or ideas for the film, and in the end, they decided to go with all of them. The result is multiple characters we know little or nothing about with separate histories, agendas and motives that are meaningless and unclear, until they inevitably collide at once with revelations that are more confusing than enlightening.
Oof, that was harsh, let’s balance this with some positive criticism. Oddly, the one thing that worried me the most about The Grimes of Crindelwald was Johnny Depp as the titular villain. Generally, I like Johnny Depp, but he has his moments and he can sometimes take a character too far (*cough* Willy Wonka *cough*). But it turns out my fears were unfounded, as Johnny Depp was remarkably reserved as he portrayed this methodical wizard bent on Wizarding dominance. But the real crime of Grindelwald is the lack of crimes we see him committing. Despite a good performance by Depp we never really get to see, hear or appreciate the magnitude of his supposed crimes. It’s a waste of Johnny Depp and a misleading movie title when his most menacing accomplishment in the film is an opening prison escape sequence and a handful of homicides. Magneto would call that a typical Tuesday.
But we do get to enjoy some time with our four heroes from the last film, even if it’s them frantically running around chasing after one another. Eddie Redmayne returns as Newt Scamander, the wizard zoologist who hunches almost as much as he avoids eye contact with everyone. Tina, Queenie, and fan favorite Jacob Kowalski manage to find their way into the narrative along with a young Albus Dumbledore (for the fans) played by Jude Law (for the ladies). Now, I know what you’re thinking, “But I came to this movie to see another story revolve around the mopey less-interesting character from the last one!” Don’t worry, the film anticipated your desire and adjusts the multiple subplots to focus on Credence Barebone, the character whose abilities and significance are explained as well as his survival from the last movie. Warner Bros. just giving the people what they want!
Despite my love and bias towards the franchise, I am having difficulty defending or justifying The Rhymes of Grindelwaldo, other than it’s the second film in the series so it’s worth seeing if you plan on watching them all. I hope the following sequels provide a more cohesive story and aren’t bogged down by inconsequential dead ends.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald,
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“Blood and Lust.”
BTS Hitman Au. BTS Stripper Au. Fanfic roleplay.
Warnings; Character death, Murder, Violence, Smut Mentioned, Cussing,
AN: This is a Fanfic roleplay and it is separated by our replies with our tags. This is chapter one of a on going roleplay. 
“When pleasure brings trouble how will the not so innocent handle it?”
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Venus: Walking into the club for my shift tonight I see my boss Namjoon standing next to the bar. “Hi boss man.” I say in a flirty tone as I wrap my arm around his toned arm. “I am here! I will be in the back getting ready.” He smirks and smacked my ass as I walk into the back. The music becomes more muffled as I make it into the dressing room. “Vixen! Your here tonight with me?!?” I smile and hug her as she begins to undress in front of the mirror. “Boss says it’s a big night so we need to be entertaining.” I pull my shirt over my head then reaching down and unbuttoning my jeans sliding them down my thick thighs. “Lets wear our black lace sets tonight.” I say as I reach over and grab the panties sliding them on. Me and Vixen have been friends since we were in highschool and we have lived together since college. I started this job first and once she seen how much money I was bringing home she started to work with me. “Okay ready?” I ask as she smiles at me and pours us a shot.
Taehyung: We started packing our weapons in the car and Yoongi stops and grabs my wrist. “Listen Yoongi, I know! This guy needs to die. You don’t need to tell me.” I jerked my wrist away and opened the door to the car sliding inside as I wait for Yoongi to get inside.
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Vixen: I adjust the last strap to my garter before applying a little more shimmer gloss to my lips. Twirling around to check out my get up in the mirror, I shoot you a wink and smack my lips together. “Let’s go rake up some rent honey bee!” You snake your arm in mine before we clack our heels towards the stage. Hoseok, one of Namjoon’s trusted Security guards, stands behind the spot light. His mic attached to his ear as he clears his throat, sounding off in a echo around the club’s speakers. The men fall to a silent chatter, waiting in anticipation for the next act. “And now… to the stage. I give you the club’s darlings. The two that will leave you broke. The duo who knows how to make it wet. Your favorite girls. The Siren Sisters! Venussss annnnddd Vixeeennn!!” The customers cheer and holler, acting like a pack of wolves in heat. We step on stage, glancing out into the smoke-filled and packed room. The music starts bumping and we start to work our magic.
Yoongi: The Highway was busy for a Thursday night. Many cars passed, people with their busy agendas. It was a good thing though. Easier to cover our tracks. I glance over at Taehyung as he fiddles with his phone. “Have you found his location yet?” Taehyung scoffs, acting as if he was some what offended. “Yeah bro. I did like.. an hour ago. I put a tracker in his leather jacket our last meet up. You out of all people should know it’s better to be safe than sorry.” I can’t help but tilt my head, chuckling at his cocky attitude. “So. Where is the fucker? No one screws us over.” Taehyung pulls up a database app that he jail broke onto his phone and tracked Johnny’s whereabouts. “Seems like he is working his guard shift at The Lagoon tonight.” He smirks, showing a gleam to his eye. “No no. Don’t get any ideas. We are going to slip in, kill him, and get out. No mixing business with pleasure.” He huffs and I grip the wheel, turning towards that direction. “No one steals money from us and gets away with it.”
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Venus: The song “Guys my age.” Starts playing and we start dancing. Our bodies are so in sync that we know what our next move is. I feel you coming up behind me grabbing my waist and slowly grinding up against my butt. The whole crowd goes wild and starts throwing money at us. I smirk as I back you up to the pole and reaching the clasp on the front of your very skimpy bra. Your breasts fall free from the bra and you begin rubbing on them as I bend over and rub my clothed pussy in front of the crowd. The money keep falling all over us. I unhook my bra and get on the pole begin grinding on it.
We grab the pole and begin climbing the pole and we lock our feet together as we hold the pole very tightly as we grab each other’s hand and creating the double skater. The music ends and we bow down and make our way off the stage to the dressing room. “Hey great job tonight!” I say to Vixen as she laughs and sits down and tightens her robe against her body. We hear a soft knock on the door as Namjoon walks inside.
Namjoon: I smile at you both as I hand you both your bags full of money to you. “Girls you two really looked amazing out there tonight.” I pat you both on the shoulder and make my way back to the door. “Okay you guys take a second to rest then I need you on the floor.” I smirk at Vixen. “Our new male stripper is about to do his performance so you need to support.”
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Vixen: “You got it boss!” I salute Namjoon with a wink and he cluckles before walking off. I turn to face you, giggling at the sight of all our money. “We will be eating like queens this week babe.” You arch a brow and cock out your hip. “Well of course. Have you seen us? The men practically bow to our feet.” I nod in agreement before a new face catches my eyes. “Hey Venus. Take our money to our locker in the dressing room. I’ll meet you there in a sec.” You smile and take the money, turning to go. “Hurry up! I need you to help me with the straps on my next outfit.” I slap your ass and usher you to go. After you walk off, I walk over to the nervous male dressed in lilac lace. “Hey sweetie. You’re Jimin, correct?” He straightens up his back and smiles. “Mhmm but my stage name is Peaches. You were amazing Vixen.” I smile and say thanks to the newbie. “Any advice you can give me for a nervous newcomer like me?” Jimin smiles and twiddles his fingers, tapping his black stiletto against the floor. “Oh sweetie, just let the music guide you. No need to be nervous. You have a banging body and you’re gorgeous. The men will melt. Not to mention that one..” I point to the young bouncer stationed beside the bar who was recently hired a few months ago. “Jungkook hasn’t taken his eyes off you since you’ve arrived.” I watch as Jimins eyes light up, changing his posture into a confident one. “House of Cards” started playing on the speakers and Hoseoks voice rings out, announcing for Peaches to join the stage. “That’s your cue babe. Go out there and give Kookie a little show.” I pat his butt and he waves me off before joining the stage. I adjust my robe and turn to walk to the dressing room to meet up with Venus, but Hoseok grabs my attention.
“Hey Vix baby!” I turn and face him. “Hobi! What’s up? Like the performance?” He moves his mic away from his mouth and smirks, wrapping his arm around my waist. “You know it baby girl.” Hoseok was Namjoon’s right hand man. He always made preparations and took care of the dancers. He was always on the flirty side, but a real gentleman. He walks me to the back hallway that heads towards the back of the building. “Listen love, can you do me a favor?” I smile and run my fingertip down his chest. “Anything for you sunshine.” He grins. “Perfect. Can you go get Johnny for me? Namjoon needs him to run an errand and I need to get back to my booth. Jimins number will be over in a bit.” I scoff and roll my eyes, gritting my teeth at the mention of the scumbags name. “But hoseokie.. Johnny is a real tool. No. Scratch that. He is a complete perverted ass hat.” Hoseok pouts and tuts at my words. “Come on princess. Please.” I let out a sigh. “Fine. Where is he?” A sign of victory radiates on his face. “Should be checking the cameras in Private Room number 4. Thanks babygirl. I owe you.” He kisses my cheek and heads off in a hurry. I finally turn to go meet Venus to tell her to accompany me. Last thing I wanted was to face that creep alone.
~N
Venus: I am sliding my stockings up my legs as vixen walks into our dressing room. “Yah we have about 30 miniutes before we need to be on stage so you need to change sweetie.” I say to you as I notice your mood is odd. “Hey are you okay?” I ask while running my hand down your arm. You pout your lip. “I have to go get Johnny and you know how I feel about him! Please come with me?!” She pleads with me as she bats her eyelashes at me I can’t help but to smile.
I hand you the outfit. “Okay I will go with you. Get dressed.” I say with a bright smile sitting on my vanity as I watch you change. This outfit we are wearing is so complicated the tiny leather straps all over the body more skin showing then any outfit we have ever worn. Small black pasties cover the nipples and a black lacy thong with black lace stockings. “We look so hot in this.” I stand next to you looking at us in the mirror as you smile devilishly at me. “I mean I’d fuck us.” We both laugh loudly.
We make our way to the back room where Johnny was usually located. As we get further into the hallway the music from the club is a little quieter as we reach the doorway of the private room we suddenly hear yelling. I can’t help but to grab Vicens arm as we come to a stop.
Taehyung: We sneak into the back of the club searching through each private room until I open the last door and spot our target sitting in the booth with his face leaned over the table and a quick snort he sits up to face me. His face is as white as the powder he has under his nose. “Well look Yoongi, seems as tho our little play thing isn’t to worried about someone catching him.” He begins to try to find words to try to cover his guilty ass. “Shhh, we do not want to hear you talk yet.” As he tries to bolt again Yoongi pistol whips him and knocks him unconscious.
~F
Vixen: We come to a complete halt outside of the door after hearing the scream. I roll my eyes and put my hand on my hips. “I swear to god… if he is in there fucking some floozy again while on the job…” I watch as Venus scoffs and goes to open the door. She walks in and goes to say “Johnny. If you—“ I cut her off by bringing my hand to her mouth. The door shuts behind us and I make her duck with me as we head for cover. Beside the door was a built in mini bar by the wall that all of the VIP private rooms had. We croutch and hide behind it when I hear a deep voice. “What was that noise?” It falls silent and we hold our breathes. Another voice comes out, saying “it’s nothing Tae. Let’s just get this shit settled.” I look at Venus with fear in my eyes, still holding her mouth shut. We stay wide eyed and quiet, only to listen to what was going on.
Yoongi: We bring our focus back to the situation at hand. I nudge my shoe against Johnny’s knee, making him stir awake. “Mm.. what the hell man?” He asks in a groggy and pained voice. Taehyung wastes no time in laying another punch on the mans face, laughing at his pathetic state. I adjust the leather gloves on my hands before looking at him. “Where’s the money Johnny?” Taehyung crouches down behind the victim on his knees, pulling his head back by the hair. He chuckles and places his cold and bloody brass knuckles against his cheek. “You heard my bro. Where is the money Johnny boy?” Johnny coughs, blood splattering on his shirt. “What money? The money you guys paid me to give you intel on the Gangnum group? I thought that deal was settled.” I chuckle and screw on my long barreled silencer tip to my glock. “Oh Johnny. You know damn fucking well you stole more from us. We offered you 10 grand on the intel, but 30 grand is missing. Seems fishy, doesn’t it?.” I shift on my feet, watching Taehyung face twist in amusement as he angles the others head up to look at me. “Answer him dickhead, or I’ll make you bleed out of every pore on your body.” Johnny shakes his head slightly, looking back up at me. “Come on Yoongi. What’s it to you guys anyways. Everyone knows the Daegu Brothers have more than enough green. Just let me keep it and I’ll owe you in the future.” I tisk at his words, cocking the gun. Taehyung stands up and moves to stand beside me. I point my barrel to his forehead. “No one fucking crosses the Daegu Brothers.” I fire off a shot in his skull, watching his limp body crash against the floor. Silence surrounds the room until I hear a feminine gasp from the oposite corner of the room. Both Taehyung’s and my head snap in the direction, seeing shadows starting to move. Two girls stand, making their way to the door to escape. “Tae! Grab em!”
~N
Venus: my gasp gives our location away. “Run Vixen!” Is all I can get out before I feel someone wrapping there hand around my wrist and pulling me back and pushing me into the black haired man. His face was set in a cold stare as he looked down on me I knew this was going to be the end for me. “D-don’t hurt me please I’ll do anything!” The tears begin to fall down as he points the gun at my head I hear the other male catch Vixen. “We didn’t see anything I don’t know what happened.” I say as I hear Vixen telling the tall silver haired man to let her go. He laughed at her weak threats and basically let her fall from his shoulder to the ground. I reach for her hand and hold it tightly.
Taehyung: I stand next to Yoongi as he stares at the girls who are clearly scared I can’t help but to notice that both of them are half naked as well. I crouch down and watch you both shy away from my presence. “Yoongi, you told me to not to mess with the strippers but looks like these little kittens lost there way. Can I keep them?” I laugh as I see my jokes made him smirk a little. He motions for me to come talk with him so before I stand up I lean towards the girls. “Heads up little ones I’d hate to see such pretty things dead so no quick movements nor trying to get away because my brother is rather trigger happy. Got it?” I say in a cold tone.
~F
Vixen: I rub Venus’ back as she clings to my side. We stare up at the two killers before us as they discuss some kind of strategy. This cannot be happening to us. My mind wanders what Namjoon and the others are doing. Maybe they would come look for us. “Yah! Our boss will not be pleased with waiting. He will be looking for us soon.” I keep a stern look on my face even though my inner being is screaming for help. The shorter man looks our way with an annoyed scowl. “She is right. Why don’t we just kill the two whores here and flee.” The taller shakes his head as he wraps up the already laid out tarp under Johnny’s lifeless body. “Nah bro. I think they could be of better use. Why don’t we just take them for the time being and discuss it later? We are running short on time.” The dark haired man sighed deeply and helped the other tie up the last end of the wrapped up body. “Fuck. Okay fine. You will have to carry them to the car.” The taller man grinned from ear to ear before strutting over to us. He crouched and reaches his hand out, caressing my cheek. “Hear that cupcake? You two will be coming with us. How does that sound hmm? Maybe you two can be my new toys.” I glare at him before biting down on the thumb that stroked the skin near my chin. He sucks in a hiss while shaking his hand. I smirk, feeling a little sense of power at hurting the broad shouldered man. My confident face soon drops when he chuckles loudly, showing a face of pure joy. “Yoongi. Did you see that? She is a feisty little thing. Finally. Some fucking fun.” He faces back to me and grabs my chin. “Oh I’m gonna keep you.”
Yoongi: I roll my eyes and hoist up the body bag over my shoulder. “Taehyung. Stop playing with the sluts and let’s go.” Taehyung frowns and looks at the two trembling girls before he gets up and walks behind them, pulling out his two 9mm handhelds. I gain their attention, clearing my throat. “Sorry ladies. Can’t have you giving away our location. No hard feelings.” I snicker before nodding my head to Taehyung. He swings his pieces down and pistol whips them to the back of the head, knocking them unconscious. He places a cloth around their heads and puts one on each shoulder. “Fuck.. good thing I picked up working out again. These girls are kind of heavy,” he says. I open the door and examine the hallways. “Will you shut it. We have to get out of here.” We sneak our way towards the exit when Taehyung speaks up again. “Bro don’t worry about a thing. I hacked the security cams before coming in here.” We walk up to the Land Rover and throw them in the back seat. The trunk was reserved for Johnny. We enter the car and head to back to the crib. “What a long fucking night.”
~N
Taehyung: I look back at the two young girls bodies that are laid over each other. “Yeah it really has. Now we have two extra bodies here.” I say as Yoongi drives us to our house. Ten minutes later we arrive and make our way out of the car. “I got the girls. I just need you to watch them while I get rid of the body.” I watch Yoongis face contort into a dissatisfied eye roll. “Okay.” Is all I can say as I pull the girls onto my shoulders again and walk into the giant living room we have. “I will be back as soon as I can and also you can put the brown headed one in my room tonight.” I turn and leave the house to the edge of the farm next door that we own. The pigs eat everything we give them and tonight they were eating fresh meat. I get out of the car and pick up the tarp then throwing the body over the fence.
The pigs quickly begin to eat the remains of the evidence. “Good pigs! Now I have plans myself so eat up.” I laugh and get into the car heading back to the house.
Venus: I wake up with a sharp pain in the back of my head as I remember all that has happened I look around and I can’t find Vixen panic starts to rise inside me as I look around I spot the one who cause this mess. “Mister! Where is Vixen. Please tell me she is alive!” I go to stand up to walk towards him but I fall into his arm. “I am sorry.” I very slowly look up at him catching a small smile on his face.
~F
Yoongi: I watch as the girl falls against my chest. I grab her shoulders and throw her to the couch. “Get off me whore,” I say laced with disgust. I lean back against the counter and continue to polish my gun. She scoffs and straightens up. “Excuse you, asshole. I’m not a whore.” I size her up and down and point to her skimpy lingerie. “I’m a stripper. I show my body but it doesn’t mean I sell it. Get it right.” She rolls her eyes and I chuckle in amusement. “Touché.” It falls silent and she looks around nervously. “Don’t worry dollface. Your friend is in another room. Apparently Tae took a liking to her.” She says a silent “oh” and looks over. “Is that a Beretta 92FS with a detachable silencer?” I stop polishing and look at the girl with wide eyes. “You have a good eye there dollface. It sure is.” Hmm. Maybe keeping these two around could serve of some entertainment.
Vixen: I wake up to a loud bang. My body jolts and my head pounds as I look up and let my eyes adjust to the lighting. My eyes fix on the taller man who came in the room, taking off his shoes. “Taehyung, was it?” He looks up and grins. “Ahh my little play thing is awake.” He shrugs off his jacket and i roll my eyes, bringing my hand to my head. “Ah my head is pounding. And I’m NOT your play thing so back the fuck off.” He hums and pulls his desk chair to the side of what I am assuming is his bed that I’m on. He swings his leg over and sits on it, resting his arms on the back of the chair. “Just who are you guys. And what are your plans with us?”
~N
Venus: “I know a lot about guns. My father was a gunsmith and I learned everything from him. “ I say in a small voice as I look you up and down taking in every detail. “Uh do you have something I can change into? I hate to ask but I’m cold.” I try to warm my arms with my hands. He turns and faces me while crossing his arms. “Stripper that that knows guns? I guess that’s a good thing.” I sense his attitude is softening. “What was that about today? And why are you killing people? I mean the guy your killed is dickhead for sure and I wanted him gone but yeah.” I ramble on.
Taehyung: “Well we are famous hitman and honestly I don’t know what we are going to do with you both. I have a fascination with you so I’ll keep you alive until you have pissed me off. So be a good girl okay.” I smile at you watching my words affect you. “You are easy to get all riled up huh.”
~F
Vixen: I roll my eyes at his words, trying to cover up my body from his wandering eyes. “Hey pal, my eyes are up here.” He shakes his head and pulls off his shirt and tosses it to me. I look away as I notice his chiseled chest. “You could have gotten me another one of your shirts. Not the one you’re wearing.” He pulls out a switch blade from his pants pockets and flicks it open. He leans over and cuts one of the straps to my lingerie set. “Hey! This was expensive!” He swirls the blade around and closes it. “Well it’s either wear that shirt or just lay naked. Your choice pretty. Not to mention, I sleep shirtless anyways.” I groan and turn around, pulling the shirt over my head. “Can’t you just let us go? We won’t say anything. Seriously. That Johnny guy was a real fucking tool and asleez.” “Did he fuck you?” I whip my head back. “Excuse me?”
Yoongi: I reach for a fur blanket that is draped over chase lounge and toss it to her. “You ask too many questions. Have you ever.. I don’t know.. seen movies where the hostages just stay quiet and be still?” I walk over and hover over her, dropping my voice a few octaves. “You know I could kill you in an instant right?” She doesn’t bat an eye and keeps her focus on me. “But you haven’t yet. So either you are figuring out a way not to or you will find some use of us. So which is it?” I can’t help but lean away and applaud her bravery. “Or I could just be thinking of painful ways to kill you. I don’t know, torture you maybe?”
~N
Taehyung: “Did he fuck you? I mean I can’t really blame him because you are pretty striking.” I smirk at you. “But yes he was someone no one needed to be around because he sure liked to mess around with people. The worst thing to do is play with people’s money.” You quickly stomped towards me. “No I never touched him!” She yelled at me while laying a hand on my chest when I look down at it you jerked it away and returned to your seat on the bed. “How old are you?” I ask you because you look so young. “How does one become a stripper?” I sit next to you on the bed.
Venus: I roll my eyes at your remarks. “If your going to kill me at least don’t make a mess. Torture? That sounds like a playtime to me.” I smile up at you as you loom over me. “Thank you for the blanket but I am hoping I can ether entertain you or I’ll clean your guns.” I suggest hoping that he would show a little mercy.
~F
Vixen: “No. I never touched him!” Taehyung arches his brow and shoots me a doubtful glance. I shifted my gaze elsewhere. “Doesn’t mean he hasn’t tried touching me though,” I whispered. “Well we took care of the bastard so no worries kitten.” He places his hand on my thigh. “I’ll protect you,” he winks playfully, making me scoff. “I didn’t ask for your protection nor did I ask to become your hostage.” He leans against the chair, asking me other questions. “I’m 25. Me and Venus became strippers to make extra cash. Doesn’t mean we are whores.” I watch him rub his chin, curious as to what thoughts ran through his mind. “So the other one is Venus. And you are?” “Vixen.” “No babygirl. Your real name.” I roll my eyes. “I’m not obligated to tell you that.”
Yoongi: I reach down to grab her chin, angling it to look at me. “Torture? Playtime? Ha. Don’t try acting so brave kitty.” I let go and walk back to the counter, placing my polished piece in its case. “You can sleep on the couch. Tomorrow first thing we will decide what to do with you both. Until then, don’t bother me. Don’t try to escape because you won’t make it out alive. Wake me up, and I’ll kill you. Got it?” I watch the girl nod her head. “Good.”
~N
Taehyung: “Don’t be so sassy Brooke.” I pause for dramatic affect as I look up at your face I see your mouth drop open. “How do you have my information?” She asks me while batting her eyelashes. “Oh I can find anything out with my computer skills.” I laugh at you. “Worried?” I raise a eyebrow at you as I watch you nervously look down at my hand.
Venus: My mouth almost lands in a pout as I hear him stating the sleep arrangements. “On a couch? Why can’t I sleep in a extra room?” I ask before watching him lean towards my face. “You sure are mouthy for a stripper. I hope you dance better then you talk because you run that mouth a lot.” I freeze at his words as I look over at you as you start unbuttoning his white button up shirt. I notice his pale milky toned skin as each button falls open.
~F
Vixen: So many thoughts ran through my mind. Just who were these guys? How did Taehyung have time to look up information about us? What will happen to me and Venus? “Let’s get some sleep.” Taehyung’s deep voice pulled me back to reality. “Where am I sleeping?” I ask as I watch him get up and start removing his pants and walking around to the other side of the bed. “Here with me, of course.” I snarl and back away. “In your dreams fuckboy.” He pulls back the duvet and slides in, not affected by the title I gave him. “Would you prefer the floor? Or perhaps the basement?” My eyes widen as I look down at him. “T-The basement? I don’t wanna or shoved in a dark, damp room.” He bursts out laughing, placing his hands behind his head. “Chill princess. We don’t have a basement. Just lay down. I’m tired and don’t feel like playing.” I slouch and start to lay back, defeated. I roll over to my side and face away from him.
Yoongi: I finish working on the last button of my shirt and shrug it off my shoulders. I look up and notice the girl gawking at me. “Hmm? Are you trying to seduce me?” “W-What? I-“ she turns away, an obvious blush plastered on her face. I smirk and drape my shirt over a chair before laying down on the chase lounge. I cross my arms and close my eyes. “Just get some sleep while you can. Tomorrow might be a big day for you. Or maybe it won’t. I will decide later.” I lay there with my eyes shut, listening as she situates herself on the couch, laying down. This one won’t give me trouble. Soon after, I drift off to sleep.
~N
Taehyung: as I watch you turn away from me I silently laugh at myself. “Your bed manners are horrible young lady.” I say as I turn and face your back. “I tend to cuddle when I’m asleep so fair warning. I can almost feel the scowl she is giving the wall right now. “You are a brave one you know?” I take this moment to look at her beautiful curves sprawled out on my bed.
Venus: I pout as I look at the couch. “Sleep on the couch” I mimic his words as I lay down on it. I look up at the ceiling as I begin to think about how my life could really be changing after this. “It’s not like I’d be missed I mean my family disowned me for becoming a stripper. So what can I use against these two for wanting us dead?” I look over and watch the black haired man sleep. “For a killer he really is attractive.” I think to myself before mentally slapping myself for thinking that way.
~F
Vixen: I scoff and cover my chest. A chill ran up my spine as if his eyes were on me. “Just go to sleep.” Minutes pass by and we were both fast asleep.
-2hours later-
I stir awake and notice the digital clock beside his bed. It read 3:18am. Now would be a perfect time to escape, if any. As I went to move my leg, I felt something heavy on my waist. I look down and notice Taehyung’s arm draped around me. ‘SHIT.’ I slowly pick his hand up and place it on his side. I slide out of bed, careful not to make a sound. As soon as I’m out the room, I make my way to the living room. I notice the black haired mad asleep nearby. I creep up to Venus and put my hand over her mouth. Her eyes pop open and she went to scream but stopped when she saw me. “Shh. We have to get out of here.” She mods and we get up to walk towards the garage door when a loud bang stops us in our tracks.
Yoongi: Faint stirring noises cause me to wake up. Before I could tell the annoying noise maker to shut the fuck up, I notice the girls trying to escape from my leaking eyes. I sit up slowly, sighing mentally at the burden of these two. I reach over and grab a hand held from the side table and fire a warning shot towards the ceiling that was sure enough to wake Taehyung. I reach over and turn the lamp on as they turn around, frightened faces painted on. “And just where the fuck are you two sneaking off too?”
~N
Taehyung: The loud gunshot wakes me up and I jolt up out of bed noticing the girl is missing I grab my knife from the bedside table running out my bedroom I see Yoongi holding the gun. “What’s happening? Who is it I’m killing!” I say as I struggle to fully open my eyes.
When my eyes fully open I spot the two girls wide eyed looking from Yoongi to me. “Aish! You girls are digging your own graves! If you think for a second we would let you walk out of here you are mistaken!” I say angrily as I walk up and grab the arm of Vixen and pull her towards me as I hold the knife with the other hand. “Listen plaything don’t force us to act blindly and you may survive this place. Yoongi does not like trouble.” I stare down at her before pulling you back into my room. “Go to fucking sleep!” I let you go and watch you get into the bed.
Venus: I watch Vixen get threatened and it makes me understand we need to listen to them because acting out will get us killed for sure. I slowly walk over to where Yoongi is sitting and I slowly sit beside him. “I am sorry but if you were in my situation would you not try to escape from here?” I say in a low voice trying not to stare at your eyes because I can feel how angry you are. “I won’t try again if it means I can live.”
~F
Vixen: Taehyung pushes me back in the room and I whine. “Why won’t you just let us go? It’s not like we liked the guy. We won’t go get justice for him. I swear to you I-“ my words are cut off when Taehyung paces over and traps me under him on the bed. “You Talk WAY too much,” he says in a deep, raspy voice. “Now will you be a good girl and go to sleep? Or…” he trails the back of his fingers along my cheek. “Do I need to make you tired?”
Yoongi: My elbows are propped on my knees as I punch the bridge of my nose, letting out a deep sigh. I scratch the side of my head with the barrel before placing it back on the side table. “What did I say about waking me up?!” I yelled and noticed the red head flinch. She apologizes quietly. “I won’t try anything if that means I can live.” Something about the innocence this girl vibe gives off, makes me regret my harsh tones. I lift my hand and she cowers away a few centimeters. I place my palm on her head, slowly ruffling her hair. “We don’t kill the innocent. Just… get some rest for now.”
-N
Taehyung: I enjoyed the way she stared up at me a little to much. I slowly sink down closer to her lips. “What you say kitten? Are you wanting me to make you sleep? I am rather good with my mouth so I bet you will be such a good girl and make that mouth do something else besides talk.” I whisper right over your lips I could hear a soft gasp from you.
Venus: I admit his touch had a calming feeling to it. So I decided to lay on the same couch as him. “Can I just sleep here? I don’t wanna move.” I say as I lay down with my head on the other end of the couch. “Thanks for not killing me yet.” I say almost as a joke and realize how bad it sounded and I mentally slap myself. “Wow real smooth!” I say to myself.
~F
Vixen: ‘This is wrong,’ I tell myself. He inches closer to me and I feel frozen in place. His half lidded eyes, his plump lips, his sharp jawline.. he was mesmerizing. And yet, he was also my kidnapper and a murder. I blinked out of his trance and push him off of me. “I-I will just sleep..” I crawl back to the side of the bed and bring the blanket over me, trying to hide my blush. “Good night!” The last thing I hear is a deep chuckle and the click of the lamp light before falling asleep.
Yoongi: “You’re a weird girl. You know that?” I couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle and lean my back against the couch. I watch as you lay down, wrapping your limbs around yourself. I sigh, getting up to walk to the other couch and grabbing a blanket. I drape it over your body and sit back down. Your soft purrs told me you were already asleep, so I decided to relax.
-N
Taehyung: I lay back into the pillow and begin to fall back asleep as I lay there watching the fan turn.
-the alarm clock goes off at 8:30.-
I turn to reach for the alarm clock and turn it off once I turn it off I turn and look at you as you slowly begin to stir around the bed. “Ahh your still sleepy? Well who was the one that had us all up at 3am this morning!” I say with a bright smile and ruffle my hair.
Venus: I feel the blanket lay over me but I am to sleepy to react. I begin dreaming of the black haired man in the shower slowly washing his body. I accidentally let out little whimpers under my breath as I sleep soundly so close to you.
~F
Vixen: I groan at his loud voice and swat the air beside me. “Sleep..” I whine. I hear a deep chuckle. “Fine. Let’s go back to sleep then.” He lays down and pulls my back against his chest, spooning me. “Mmm.. your warm kitten,” he whispers in my ear. My eyes shoot open and move quickly. I sit up and smooth down the stray strands of hair on my head. “No it’s fine! I’m awake!”
Yoongi: I walk out of the kitchen, drinking a coffee and holding a newspaper. Sleep never returned to me after the girls woke me, so I decided to keep busy. I showered, shaved, got dressed, had a smoke, and made coffee. I sit in the leather chair across from the sleeping girl and open the newspaper. I sit down my coffee and ruffle the papers. I clear my throat and hear the girl stir awake. “Get up. No time to be sleeping all day.”
-N
Taehyung: I laugh at your reaction. “Ahh that worked on you. You don’t like to be touched do you?” I watch you straighten the wild hairs sticking up on your head. I hear your stomach growl. “Someone is hungry yes?” I stand up and adjust my sweats on my hips. “Come.” I say as I walk to the door and open it I see her still standing there as if she is waiting for me to say please. “I mean I could let you go without food or you can come on and eat…..Please.” I say but ending the please on a whisper.
Venus: The rustle of the newspaper wakes me up and I sit up on my elbows as I see the man across from me. “Well if you must know I’m use to sleeping all day because I work all night. My sleep schedule is off right now.” I say as I hear you sipping on the coffee. “Is that coffee? May I go get some?” I ask permission so I do not get in trouble again. I sit up and put my hair into a loose bun on top of my head.
~F
Vixen: His arrogant addittude rubbed me the wrong way. What is it with this guy? Sure he is tall and handsome, and his voice could melt a tub of ice cream in seconds… what was my point? Ah! But he is a flirtatious prick. “I don’t mind being touched.. just not by you!” Embarrassment creeps over my features as my stomach rumbles loudly, causing him to laugh. As soon as the bedroom door opened, I ran out of the room. I had to get away from this guy, his presence suffocates me.
Yoongi: I lower the papers and look up at the girl over my coffee mug. “You know, for someone who isn’t a morning person you sure do say a lot.” I fold the newspaper and plop it on the side table before standing. “Come.” I walk out of the room, headed towards the kitchen and hearing shuffled steps behind me. I sit on the stool by the counter and point towards the coffee pot. “Make me some food.” I watch as the other female and Taehyung walk in. “Hey. You too! I’m starving.”
-N
Taehyung: We teach the kitchen and I sit down next to Yoongi as he sips his coffee. “How was your night? I noticed you slept on the sofa and not your bed. Your gentleman like.” I laugh at him expecting him to hit me. I turn my face towards Vixen. “Yeah you two should cook for us. Show us your talents.” I raise a eyebrow at you both.
Venus: I begin looking through the pantry to find something to cook as I hear footsteps coming towards us I see Vixen and I reach out to her for a hug. “I am glad your okay.” I say under my breath as she stands up and nods. “Let’s cook because honestly I don’t think these two even know how.”
~F
Vixen: I huddle next to you and help search through the cabinets. “Honestly.. these two better hope I just don’t poison them.” “What was that kitten?” Taehyung asks. I turn around and show off a smile. “Nothing sir. How about pancakes and bacon?” I hold up a box of pancake mix, shaking it. Taehyung playfully holds his chest. “Calling me sir and making my favorite breakfast food? Aish.. yoongi I’m in love.” I roll my eyes and look back at you. “Let’s find some bowls and utensils.
Yoongi: getting bored from vixen and Taehyung’s flirty atmosphere, I turn my gaze to the small television on the counter. I turn it on and flip to the news channel.
“I am coming to you live at The Lagoon with Manager Kim Namjoon. Sir can you tell us what happened?”
NJ: “Yes maam. Two of my girls went missing along with a male coworker. There was a small sign of struggle in one of the private rooms and I’m lead to believe he took them. His name is Johnny Stag.”
“If anyone knows the whereabouts of these people please let us know.”
I chuckle and turn off the television. Well, looks like Johnny is a kidnapper. I sip my coffee and look st Taehyung.
~N
Taehyung: I laugh along with Yoongi. “Well girls looks like they are chasing a dead man.” I smile as if they are suppose to laugh at my joke. “So Yoongi I think I wanna keep Vixen alive for a bit longer.” I wink at you across the kitchen as you start mixing the batter up. She watches Venus walking behind Yoongi and snaps her head back to me. “Listen if you two are going to kill us get it over with! I do not take kindly to threats and I really don’t wanna be cooking you breakfast if you plan on killing us after.” She says with a serious tone. “Hmm. I actually do not want to see you harmed so I am keeping you alive. While protecting myself and Yoongi.”
Venus: I listen to our old bosses words and nearly feel sick listening to it as panic runs through my body I turn to Vixen then to Yoongi. “I need to use the restroom Yoongi will you please show me where it is?” I say as I try to calm myself down. “This means they are chasing the wrong person. We will never be found. What if these guys really do kill us?” I start asking myself as you stand up with a scoff and start walking into the hallway. 
I almost run Yoongi over when he points to the door. I quickly wash my face to collect myself but I was scared senseless as I have never been put in this situation before. I sit back on to the bathtub and take a minute but before I can wipe the tears away Yoongi opens the door. “Yah! Can a girl get some alone time?!” I yell trying to sound serious as he takes a step towards me with his head eye level and wipes away a tear that has made its way down my face.
~F
Vixen: I watch as the two walk off down the hallway and sigh. I felt bad for Venus. Maybe I was better at holding in my emotion than she was? I just don’t want her up. “Need help?” I jump at the words that sounded right by my ear. I spin around and almost lose my footing. Then Taehyung grabs my waist and keeps me upright. “Be careful. I just saw you spacing. Was wondering if you wanted some help? I’ve always wanted to try making pancakes.”
Yoongi: My brow furrows as I whipe the girls face. Why was I doing this? Do I.. feel sorry for her? I remove my hand and stand up straight, clearing my throat and putting my hands in my pockets. “Well.. uh.. don’t cry. We won’t hurt you, okay? Taehyung and I need to figure out a plan for this whole situation, but we won’t kill you. Unless you cross us, that is.”
-N
Taehyung: I grab the whisk from her hand and begin stirring it like she was doing. “Is this correct? I’m not really the best at cooking.” I look over at you with your hand on your hip. “Go slower your making a mess.” She says with a wide grin. “Ah you should smile like that more often!” I say in a flirty tone as she turns to look for a griddle.
Venus: I oddly felt like he was telling the truth as he turned to walk back towards the kitchen I wipe my eyes and begin following him as I turn the corner of the kitchen I spot Taehyung leaning in and putting batter on your nose. “Is he flirting this hard?” I ask myself as he spots Yoongi he straightens himself a bit.
~F
Vixen: I giggle when he dots a small dollop of batter on my nose, gently pushing him away playfully. My posture and facial features return to their unbothered stance as I watch Venus and Yoongi return into the room. I clear my throat and wipe my face, turning around to grab the bacon from the fridge. “You can just unwrap the bacon,” I order Taehyung and he hands me the bowl of pancake mixture.
Yoongi: I sit back in my spot, patting the other stool for Venus to join me. Breakfast was done in a matter of minutes and I couldn’t help but glance at Taehyung. He was flirting way too much for someone just taking hostages. I pushed my worried thoughts aside and finished my meal. “Alright.. so I think we need to address our plans. I don’t think it’s wise to keep you any longer but how do we know that we can trust you both?”
-N
Taehyung: I almost frown at Yoongi’s words because I know this means they may leave. “Okay but we can’t just let them run off and tell people our business Yoongi. They saw what happened and know the police think Johnny did it.” I say while watching Yoongi closely.
Venus: I turn to Vixen as if asking her what can we propose in this situation. “Well I mean we could tell the police that Johnny took us and we escaped? We do not know where he is?” I say as a idea out loud. I look up and make eye contact with Yoongi. “That’s not really a convincing story.” He says while drinking his coffee.
~F
Vixen: I get up and take my plate to the sink. My hands rest on the countertops and I let out a loud sigh. “What do you propose we do then?” I turn around and cross my arms over my chest. “Hmm? We have a shift tonight. We have bills to pay. So something needs to be planned soon.”
Yoongi: I slam my coffee cup on the counter. “Oh yeah princess? What do you suggest?” I watch as both of their faces fall, at a loss of words. “If it’s money you need, we have it. But if we go along with the ‘you escaped johnny’ method, then we need to get a story straight.”
-N
Taehyung: I watch you state your peace. “Okay okay! What about this then. We let you two work tonight and you come back here as a precaution until this whole mess blows over.” I say as I look at each of you. “Now as for the Johnny thing you will say that he took you both and threatened to kill you both. He tied you up in a factory downtown and you managed to escape but are unsure of his whereabouts.” I smile because this is a fool proof plan.
Venus: I listen to the other male speak about his plans. Once he is finished I look at Vixen. “Can we go speak about this privately please?” I say grabbing your hand and pulling you too the living room. “What you think? Can we trust them?”
~F
Vixen: You drag me to a nearby room and shut the door, letting go of my hand. I sigh and run my fingers through my hair. “Honestly, do we have another choice? Taehyung is smart. He is tech savvy and knows everything about us. He knows where we live, when we work, everything!” I place my hands on my hips and think. “I think we have to do this V. It’s the only option we have. Not to mention, Joon and the guys must be worried.”
Yoongi: I chuckle and lean back in my chair. “What’s so funny?” Taehyung asks. I twist my chair to face him and raise a brow. “You look really comfy with the feisty one. What’s your game?” He scoffs and rolls his eyes. “You’re one to talk. I saw the worried look you had on your face with that Venus girl. Who knew red heads were your type?” He chuckles and I click my tongue in annoyance. “Whatever. Do you think they can be trusted?”
-N
Taehyung: I put my fingers under my chin and begin to think for a minute. “Well I can easily fix it up to where we can always find them. I have my ways. Plus this will keep the feds off us for a while anyways.” I say to Yoongi as he nods at me. “Well I guess this is the plan then. We need to threaten them tho. Or maybe we will visit this club tonight.” I watch him smirk as he looks at me. “Yes!” I scream out.
Venus: “your right. This has got to be the only way to be able to have some freedom.” I say as we walk back towards the kitchen. “Okay so we have a deal. But we work late so you both should be prepared for our late arrivals.” I smile as I look over and see Taehyung he points at Vixen. “Don’t bring anyone here or I will kill them in front of you.” He says coldly.
~F
Vixen: I cross my arms and roll my eyes. “Why would I bring anyone here? Then they would have to see your ugly face.” I stick out my tongue and face Venus. “Our shift starts at 7. What will we do until then? Shouldn’t we show up there early? I’d like a shower but I want them to also believe our story.”
Yoongi: I watch as the two perform their spat in front of me, finding it amusing. “Ok children.” I sigh. “Listen you too. This plan is for your safety and ours. You follow our rules and we won’t have to kill you. Simple.” Taehyung butts in. “What he means is, we will protect you as long as you protect us. Got it?”
-N
Taehyung: “Yeah a shower is a must because no one likes a smelly stripper right?” I laugh at myself so hard I slide off the stool I am sitting on. “Ya! Don’t laugh at me!” I lightly hit Yoongi as he laughs at me and everyone else joins in. “Well how rude! I will be back in a few minutes I will call the Store and have the best lingerie ordered for you both. Favorite colors?”
Venus: I laugh so hard at the male trying to make fun of Vixen so hard I slap the counter and realize I hit Yoongi. I quickly straighten myself up and smirk at him. “I love reds and blacks the most.” I say as Taehyung stares at Vixen. “Do y’all need a room?” I say outloud making Yoongi spit his coffee over the counter. “She has jokes too?” He says after wiping his lips.
~F
Vixen: “YAH! Hush it!” I pinch your arm and pout. “I like purples and blacks. Sometimes blues. Depends on my mood.” He nods and walks out the room. I look at yoongi and lean against the counter. “How exactly do we explain to Namjoon that we showed up showered and in new lingerie hmm? I figure you’re the brains behind this.”
Yoongi: “You would be correct Vixen. My bro just likes to jump in the action before thinking. You will call Namjoon and tell him that you both are safe. You will then proceed to tell him you’ll show up to work, that it’s no big deal. Never mention me or Taehyung. If anyone asks where you will stay, you say a relative. If they ask to hang out after work hours, you decline. If anyone so happens to see us or mention us, you say that we are your boyfriends. Got it?” Venus’ eyes go wide. “B-boyfriends?” “Yes. That way, we have an alibi to why we know you. Also if trouble comes around, they should know not to mess with what’s ours.” I watch as Taehyung comes back in the room. We silently nod to each other as a secret communication.
-N
Taehyung: I walk up to the counter “Both of your new clothing will be here soon. And don’t worry princess I got you something extra special.” I wink at you and turn to Yoongi. “Are you girls ready to shower? Cause the big boys need to talk here.” I say.
Venus: I nod at Yoongi as we walk towards the table. “Where is the shower? I pop my hand on my hip slightly pulling up the white T-shirt slightly up over my thighs and I watch Yoongis eyes stare down at them. “Vixen and I need to get ready anyways. So we will shower. Our make up is at work so we need to be there about 30 minutes early.” I say as Yoongi gets up and walks up to me. “Chatterbox the bathroom you both can use is in my room.” He stands there and pulls my shirt down over my legs.
~F
Vixen: I roll my eyes at Taehyung’s comment, trying to ignore him the best I can. My arm wraps around yours as yoongi takes us away towards the bathroom. I notice Taehyung’s eyes on my backside but choose to ignore.
Yoongi: “here is the bathroom. Towels are in the cabinet. I don’t have girly soaps and shampoos so just use mine for now. We will stock what you need later. I’ll lay some sweats and t shirts on my bed for you to put on before your outfits arrive. DO NOT touch any of my shit.” I close the door and head back to the kitchen, trying not to think too much of Venus’ shameless move earlier. “Alright Taehyung. Did you set the trackers to their phone like we planned?”
-N
Taehyung: “I will go do that right now. I am going to sneak in tonight and plant some cameras tonight at the club so they can be watched.” I say as I hear the door bell ring we walk to the door as the man stands there with bags in his hand. He has the look of awe when I open the door and he gets a look inside. “Thank you now leave.” I say as I hand him a tip he bows and leaves. “Take these to the girls and I will go to the office and begin plating the devices.” I smile and begin up the stairs where I have the belongings of the girls. I begin fixing them up with devices in the phones and creating panic bracelets. “ They may complain about having these but at least they are pretty. I make Venus one with a moon pendent hanging from it. I create a purple heart for Vixen with a few diamond stars hanging from it.
Venus: We enter the giant white and gold bathroom. “Jesus this is huge! I would ask what these guys do but we both know.” I begin to strip down until I am naked. “So these guys seem like they are taking a risk on us leaving so we may wanna act right because I would ike to continue living for a while. But can we address that they both are really hot in a I wanna snap your neck kinda way? Does Taehyung hit on you? because Yoongi hasn’t made a pass but man does he stare and seem to worry now.” I ask Vixen as she steps in behind me in the shower. “For all we know they could be watching us right now.”
~F
Vixen: I laugh at your words, rubbing my body as I get under the water. “Let then watch! Perverts!” I stick my tongue out at the possible sight of a camera. We both giggle and I take some men’s body wash. “At least this smells good. But yeah, they are hot. That Taehyung guy is an airhead though. He really knows how to get me worked up.” I make a mean face, causing you to giggle. “Hey! Why are you laughing? I saw you make goo goo eyes at the shorter one.” I nudge your arm playfully. “Who knew you liked the arrogant boss type.”
Yoongi: I watch Taehyung skip off to work on his techy shit, causing me to groan. “I swear I told him to do that shit earlier. He never listens.” I take the bag off the counter and look around. My cuiousity gets to the best of me and I pull out a black and red laced bra. I felt my cheeks heating up at the flashy piece before dropping it in the bag and clearing my throat. “They had to be strippers… just had to be.”
-N
Taehyung: I finish my work and change into a suit. I walk down stairs and find Yoongi standing at the door of his room. “Yoongi, what are you doing?” He jumps and gives me a look. “Well I was going to take these in my room but I do not know if they are done or not.” He says and I walk up opening the door as I hear them Giggling in the shower I can’t help but smile. “Yeah they seem to be having a ball in there. Should we listen?” I say before creping forward but I watch Yoongi not move a bit. “Childish! I am leaving.” He goes to walk out when he hears Venus mention him.
Venus: I laugh at you. “Well I mean he is pretty sexy I just do not know how to talk with him because he is hard to read you know. I have never been so attracted to a silent type but he is special. But I mean why are we calling them hot? they pistol whipped us in the head and dragged us here.” I say as I rinse my hair out and step to the side as I let you under the water. “I guess we are alive so we need to be grateful.” I step out and grab a towel and wrap around my body and hair.
~F
Vixen: We finish showering and wrap towels around our bodies. “Yeah I know what you mean. And on top of that, we will have to live with them. Uhh. Are we pets?” We open the door and yelp. Taehyung stands there In a suit, shaking the bag. He holds the strings up by his fingers and smirks. “Having gossip talk in the shower and I wasn’t invited?” I march over and take the bag, pushing him out the door. “Creep!” I slam it in his face.
Yoongi: I lean against the wall in the hallway beside my bedroom door. Taehyung gets thrown out and the door slams. “You should have just left the bag there and left.” Taehyung chuckles and buttongs his blazer. “I thought you said it was childish but here you are listening to the gossip.” He raises a brow and I kick off the wall and walk off. “Whatever. Let’s just round up some gear just in case. We need to drop them off near the club.”
~N
Taehyung: I laugh at Yoongi’s subject change as he walks off into the living room and pulls a bookshelf down revealing a secret cabinet with high tech cameras and guns inside. “I will get what I need as far as security goes. I want to link in on the security system at the club as well.” I say to Yoongi as he nods and begins to grab him a gun. “I hope you are not going like that because we are suppose to look rich and high class not like a bum.
Venus: I laugh at Vixen throwing Taehyung out. “These guys are sure to drive us crazy I swear. Let’s see if your guy has any taste whatsoever.” I walk over to the bags and see that one says my name and the other says yours I reach in and pull a lace and mesh bra and panty set that is red and black with a leather harness that reaches from my neck to each thigh with some red lace heels that have ribbons tying around the ankles. “Wow! He does have taste!” I say in awe. “What did you get?”
~F
Vixen: I roll my eyes and look at your outfit. “Not bad, but I doubt he got something I would like.” I rummage through the bag and my eyes widen. It was a black and purple laced set. There were small purple bows on the straps and black silk straps that connected my panties to my stockings. “Hmm.. not bad at all.” You turn the bag over and a mesh bag falls out. “Look Vix. There is something else here. The tag has your name on it. Oh yeah! He said he got you a little something special.” You nudge me with a cheeky grin. “Open it up.” I sit on the bed and pull the strings, opening the bag. It was a purple laced collar with the word “kitten” embroidered on it with black thread. A small bell and tag hung on it. The tag was silver with a letter “T” infrared on it. “I swear.. I’m gonna kill him.”
Yoongi: I look at Taehyung and click my tongue. “No shit Sherlock. The girls are getting dressed so I have to wait until they are finished. Do I ever leave this house looking like a bum? And wipe that shit eating grin off your face. What do you have up your sleeve?” I check the gun carterage and cock it, laying it down on the counter before shutting the cabinet. “Oh. You will see. Let’s just say Brooke will probably be fuming at the little surprise I got her.” He sits and rests his chin on his palm sighing. “She is gonna look so cute collared.” I raise my brow and chuckle, shaking my head. “You’re really asking for it, ya know.”
~N
We are currently working on part 2 of this Fanfic roleplay. 
~Foxy&Noona
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'Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald': Cast, title, and plot to Potter prequel revealed
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Jude Law, Ezra Miller, Claudia Kim, Zoë Kravitz, Callum Turner, Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, and Johnny Depp in Fantastic Beast: The Crimes of Grindelwald (Photo: Warner Bros.)
So that’s what young Dumbledore looks like. Jude Law makes his Wizarding World debut in this first-look photo of the cast for Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, the follow-up to last year’s hit Harry Potter prequel Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. The sequel’s official title, cast photo, and plot summary were unveiled Thursday.
Law will play the gifted mage Albus Dumbledore, offering a glimpse of the powerful wizard before he became the Hogwarts elder who mentored Harry Potter. He’ll be a key ally to Eddie Redmayne’s Newt Scamander, the central figure in the planned five-part Fantastic Beasts saga.
The ensemble also includes returning players Katherine Waterston as the reinstated Auror (and Newt’s future wife) Tina Goldstein; Alison Sudol as Tina’s empathic sister, Queenie; Dan Fogler as the No-Maj baker Jacob Kowalski; Ezra Miller as the shape-shifting, havoc-wreaking Credence; and Johnny Depp as the big bad Gellert Grindelwald. Zoë Kravitz, only glimpsed in a photograph in the first Fantastic Beasts, will be seen in the flesh as Leta Lestrange, Newt’s former love now engaged to his older brother.  Joining them will be franchise newbies Callum Turner as Newt’s brother/Leta’s fiancé Theseus Scamander and Claudia Kim as Maledictus, a woman infected with a blood curse that transforms her into a fantastic beast.
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Here’s the official summary:
At the end of the first film, the powerful Dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald (Depp) was captured by MACUSA (Magical Congress of the United States of America), with the help of Newt Scamander (Redmayne).  But, making good on his threat, Grindelwald escaped custody and has set about gathering followers, most unsuspecting of his true agenda: to raise pure-blood wizards up to rule over all non-magical beings.
In an effort to thwart Grindelwald’s plans, Albus Dumbledore (Law) enlists his former student Newt Scamander, who agrees to help, unaware of the dangers that lie ahead.  Lines are drawn as love and loyalty are tested, even among the truest friends and family, in an increasingly divided wizarding world.
Directed by David Yates from a screenplay by J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald will apparate into theaters on Nov. 16, 2018.
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