#jojo puns

[regularcitrus]

Part 3: Stardust Cru-hay-ders (1/2)

some notes:

- this would take place around s1-3 of friendship is magic

- Stardust can’t really actively use Hamon, Lucky tries to teach him but it doesn’t really work out. It’s just kinda powering him up until the end of the Dio fight, after which he starts to slowly learn a bit over time. he’s still not great at it though

- Dio has had much time to think/mind-train under the sea… however he was too weak to actually carry out any of the magic he thought about until 100 years later, where he broke free from the coffin and out of the ocean (no fishermen involved). He does his best to stay under the princesses’ radar this time until he’s sure he’s powerful enough to take the throne by force

- His grudge towards Starry’s bloodline becomes so intense that it manifests as a magical curse (think Starlight in that one episode but 100x stronger and reaches all the way across Equestria) Lucky and Stardust feel its effects, but it ends up hitting Holly the hardest, which starts them on their journey to find and kill Dio

- Dio learns of the centaurs abilities to absorb the magic of others, and spends his 4 years sucking not just blood but the very magical essence from his victims. this ends up making him about as powerful as an ACTUAL alicorn

- joestar blood => the bloodlines strong magical essence and their innate knack for hamon mastery, which is similar to celestias magic

- Emerald could’ve easily been turned into an “alicorn” vampony had he stayed on Dio’s side. just something to think about

1 / 2

Phantom Blood / Battle Tendency / Stardust Crusaders / Diamond is Unbreakable / Golden Wind / Stone Ocean

[hurrakka]

Jobin messin around w his uni bestie.

[breadmecoshy]

I don't care, I'm proud of myself

I DO NOT KNOW if anyone has already redrawn this meme, but we all have to admit that this is something that should exist in the Nanbaka fandom

I love Musashi, but it's stronger than me

Jojo memes are eternal

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

When the gang's too literal

The 100 cars reference below:

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Match 1-24

[arvadthecursed]

Stella. Stellita. Stellita Bonita. Stelly. Stelly-Belly. Stell Ball Run. Stells.

[jojo-rolo]

Did an impromptu food study - you don't want to mess with those fruits!

[iyote]

EoH redraw

[jaybuilds]

Do you think humanity is just too stupid to be able to manifest punching ghosts?

It’s why we can’t stand to stand with a stand

quite the standing ovation

[regularcitrus]

here’s all the jojos’ pony names + my unnecessarily long thought process behind them, for anyone wondering!

Jonathan - Starry Knight

pretty self explanatory, also a pun on starry night. plus whenever i think of p1 it’s always a nighttime scene that comes to mind lol

Joseph - Lucky Stars

the man either has the best or the worst luck- no inbetween. how can someone get into that many plane crashes in their life and come out unscathed?? plus Kars’ defeat was definitely a result of Joseph’s ridiculously good luck - he can thank his “lucky stars” for that haha

Jotaro - Platinum Stardust

this one was a struggle (honestly i’m still kinda tentative on this name), i’ve gone through “Star Platinum”, “Platinum Starshower” (accidentally stolen from 7th Stand User) and “Platinum Starfall”, but i think this one has a better ring to it. plus it fits with the part 3 title :]

Josuke - Shining Diamond

so far all the jojos have had “star” in their name, but this time it’s not as obvious and you kinda have to do some mental gymnastics to derive Star outta Diamond (“like a diamond in the sky”), kinda like how the second “jo” in “josuke” is hidden

Giorno - Morning Glory (previously Evening Star)

so this one kinda takes even more mental gymnastics (morning -> rising sun -> the sun is a star), but i kinda cheated that through his old name. and “Giorno” technically doesn’t even have “jo” in it, so it all works out! the fact that he’s named after a flower also fits with his whole nature/living things shtick

Jolyne - Starstone

no super deep meaning this time, her name is just inspired by sunstones and moonstones!

Johnny - Starstriker

kind of a derivative of “starstruck”, i had Johnny’s dark determination in mind and how he’s willing to strike anyone he needs to

(also at some point Gyro suggests saying “you’ve been Starstruck!” as a cool one-liner, but it’s such a horrible pun that Star would rather let the enemy kill him than ever say that. he does say it at least once when Gyros not there)

Gappy - Shining Diamond (again)

obviously less thought put into this one, but it still kinda works since the Higashikata clan are crystal ponies! they’ve all got the card suit naming system going on as well, so there’s that too (part of the reason why Daiya thinks they’d be good together is cause they both have “diamond” in their name)

[agirlinsearchof]

The unexpected sequel to this poll!

Here's the JoBro poll.

[brightgreendandelions]

love the translator's note!

[kaiju-dayo]

It’sa here!

@lenked-universe​

[the-punforgiven]

I had a dream the other night where I was on a game show where you had to pick two pieces of media you love and two pieces of media you dislike, to which the other contestants will ask you questions about them and try to determine which are which.

Your goal was to deceive the other players and convince them you liked the things you don't, and hate the things you do, and you won like $10,000 per thing you tricked people on, whereas they would get that money for every guess they got right, there were a lotta wacky mindgames involved with that, it was fun

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Furry Showdown

(I'm defining furry as a being/Stand clearly inspired by an animal while still having humanoid features, not counting full animals that have human consciousness such as Iggy)