#joker 🃏 anon

[iwouldfuckdarkiplier]

Some of the ideas for Darkiplier's OnlyFans include:

Modeling Cloak underwear for us

Wielding a staff to assert dominance

t e n t a c l e c e n s o r s h i p - 🃏

You're a fucking genius

[hcguesstheauthormessageboard]

Hello my fine fellows, how are you all on this time of day? I have been doing normal writer things I am completely normal creature

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WE HAVE A JOKER NOW?????

[hismourningflower]

Compulsory Anon visit. Hello. I am here and will have something new for you soon. :)

— 🃏

omg. worshipping the ground you walk on as we speak

[callmegkiddo]

Ello, ello, ello there human!

Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

-@anonjoker 🃏

Oh-

Well hello there!

I'm so sorry about your do-

......

Okay you got me-

That earned a chuckle from me.

You clever silly goose!

[dice-and-sodas]

Ho? Has the barmaid angered you someway to make you say that?🤨

Heeeeeeeeh? You don't bring a water bottle where ever you go? Mmmmmmm I'd call it skill issue but whatever, ya can have my water bottle oo great leader😒

-🃏

With a slow turn of his head, the "Acrobat" scowled.

"Nishishi, well, some things are for your gracious leader to know now... and for my faithful subordinate to figure out later! Sooo..."

Placing a finger to his lips, he made a "shh" motion with a sadistic grin.

Then, stopping in his tracks, he looked up towards the sky. Putting his free hand on his hip, he let out an exasperated sigh.

"Usually, I carry a Panta where I go! But... then something happened, and now I don't feel comfortable drinking them anymore... I'm not comfortable drinking or eating anything in the manor that isn't sealed to be honest... But, my faithful joker, you said you'd lend me your water bottle? Why, I should make you DICE's manager for all your efforts, nishishi~!"

[srapsodia]

Commission of joker and mona hanging out for anon! 🐈‍⬛🃏

[smokechef-vince]

“It’s only the first week..”

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Claimed Anons:

🪲- Bug Anon (it/he)

🔪- Knife Anon

- Nona (he/him)

👀 - Eyes Anon

🦅- Eagle Anon (he/him)

Minimum Wage Anon

☄️- Comet Anon (they/it/she)

🃏- Joker Anon (she/they)

-Chef Anon/Elois (he/they/it/she)

☎️-Phone Anon (they/them)

📺-Tv Anon

Pinecone Anon. (He/they)

🩸- Blood Anon (He/xe)

💿 - Disk Anon (It/Xenos)

🐛 - Caterpillar anon (he/it)

🍽️ - plate anons (nya/nyas)

🐀- rat anons (it/itself)

🌱 - Sprout anon (Any)

🎲 - Casino Anon (they/it)

⭐️ - Star Anon (they/she)

🦂 - Scorpion anon (he/him)

🎭 - Theatre Anon

🕷️- Spider Anon

🦊 - Fox Anon

🦈 - Shark Anon

[triphantoms]

Joker, it's my birthday today, and you would make my day if you put on a cat ear headband and went nya~

Happy birthday, Anon!

- Joker 🃏

[smiling-party]

I dunno if this is stupid but i don’t really like the trans rep in SparkleCare/CometCare. Like, theres no transphobia (or sexism, i dont think gender roles as we know them exist either) and a lack of internal sex organs. At least the uterus. Which, for me personally, are pretty important parts of being trans. Obviously a character could be trans without that stuff, but no human on earth is.

We don’t really see any characters transitioning either? Like, we see Uni before she transitions and after, but not really the in between. This goes for most trans characters i think? You don’t have time transition at all to be trans, I don’t want to come across as if thats what im saying, but for a lot of people its pretty important.

It leaves trans rep feeling detached from this world, and it feels more of an accessory- and thats fine! I’m sure a lot of people could enjoy and take comfort in the universe Kc has created, but its so dissimilar to what we on Earth experience that it doesn’t feel very relatable. Its fine for what it is, but its not a very good representation of transness, i guess, and i think almost any other depiction of it rings closer home.

Yeah i dont know if this makes sense or if im just a selfcentered asshole but hey🤗

- 🃏 (Joker Anon >:3)

Hello! Welcome to the blog!

You aren't a self-centered asshole, because this is an issue not just in SC and/or CC, but everywhere in media where there are trans characters.

We always see the before and after, but what about the middle? Never, at least I haven't seen any so far, and I wish we could see the actual representation of transitioning of an character becoming this gender to this gender, you know?

Also, I agree, I wish in the future we see Uni's starting to transition, and seeing the slow progress of her becoming feminine.

Not just Uni, but any other character as well who transition!

However! I'm glad KC is adding characters with neopronouns now, and giving them xenogenders as well! I think that's really cool.

Oh and making some characters trans in different ways, like how Barry doesn't take testosterone but he got top surgery, or how Marco takes T but didn't get top surgery because he doesn't have body dysphoria!

However I wish we could see nondysphoric transfems/trans women in SC/CC :/ I haven't noticed one yet (unless I'm blind lol).

[the-great-mammon-01]

Anon List

MC recommended I make an "Anon" list or somethin' so here it is.

If ya wanna claim an emoji or somethin' so I can recognize ya without knowin' ya then send an ask with it and MC will put it here.

Supposed to make things easier for people or whatever. I don't really get it but if it's what ya wanna do, then go for it. Just don't be annoyin' about it or anythin'!

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Here are the current claims on anons!

| 🌂 | 🌸 | 🧡 | 🔥 | 🎐 | 🦊 | 💎 | ⚠️ | ⭐ |

| 🐸🍓 | ✨ | 🫧 | 🌺 | 👨‍🦲 | 💩 | 🤩 | ♡ | 🐏 |

| 📀 | 🦭 | Freakbob | 🐟 | 🃏 | 🦎

And here are some of the current nicknames given to some of these anons!

🔥 Firebender, 💎 Jewels, ✨ Sparkles,

🦭 Selkie, 🃏 Joker / Jest

[iwouldfuckdarkiplier]

I am once again overcome with the impulse to suck all the stress directly out of Dark's dick - 🃏

Stress is stored in the balls

[askcampdellbain]

Hello, Ello, Ello! This is your friendly Joker-anon going around and asking how are you doing on this beautiful day/night! Oh plus i give out free puns 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV? Too much sax and violins.

-@anonjoker 🃏

GDSHAHSHAHSHAHS--

my respect for the joke about Linkin Park;)

[avatar-of-pride]

COFFEE CAKE ?

NEVER HEARD OF THAT 😍

i wannt to try some fish jellyfish anon

-🃏

Joker, no. Don't eat my anons

[askryuu]

yk what I'm the joker anon now.

Let me steal Dazais right shoe and left sock.

Now.

/notsexual.

#robbingdazai

#detroit

—🃏 [previously the gayer mask anon]

what 😃

[dice-and-sodas]

Fineee finee, I'll help you look for her, but no promises I'll be able to find her since I don't have as much freedom and information as you do.

Mmmm maybes she's in the basement going through a chest? Or perhaps hiding in a locker?

-🃏

“As expected of my faithful subordinate! Oh, and you’re so smart, dear Joker!”

With a hum, thinking about what the Joker has said, the “Acrobat” began to swing open lockers left and right.

“Personally, any help with do, Joker! Miss “Barmaid”… No, Miss Junko needs to taught a lesson.”

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There was a dark expression on the “Acrobat’s” face, a twitch in his eyes. You could practically see storm clouds over his head as he slammed the red box against the nearby cipher machine.

It popped almost immediately.

“…I could really use something to drink. These fools are straining my poor throat! Do you have something I can drink up there, oh mysterious joker~?”

[j0kers-light]

TW suicide, don’t need to respond if you don’t want to.

this is random but this scenario has been on my mind, out of curiosity how do you think joker would react to someone about to commit suicide? like he so happens to walk by them about to let themselves fall off a bridge or shoot themselves or something. would he just ignore it, sit and watch or talk to them or even kill them himself for fun? (or possibly even find it in himself to empathize with them and help??)

it’s mostly interesting to me because he goes on about “people in their last moments” and he likes to expose people being cowards and scared of death and such. but what happens when someone clearly isn’t afraid and even wants to die?

doesn’t have to be a one shot btw (unless you want it to!) i’m just curious about your general thoughts.

Hey hi anon!! 🖤✨

Found this ask buried deep in the inbox! (yay to my emails for helping me restore most of them!) I thought about it and I couldn't fix this into a oneshot since its a very short scenario. BUT YOU ARE ONTO SOMETHING ANON!

I'm reminded of Joker's conversation with the cop in the GCPD precinct/ (I couldn't find a link of the exact movie scene but I have it memorized!)

"You see in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So, in a way, I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would u like to know which one of them were cowards?"

and Ledger delivered that speech sitting on the floor!! He is him! Moving on. I think Joker would be stupefied if someone was unafraid of death. Someone that embraces it and (disturbingly) makes the situation beautiful or poetic would shake his psyche.

Kinda like this. Warning TW: Suicide down below 👀

Imagine! 🃏

Joker is lurking around the alleyways of Gotham City letting the night fly by when he comes across someone standing on a tall building. Like on the ledge arms stretched out with their head titled back.

He approaches them and clicks his tongue which gets their attention. "Don'T do iT. There's uhh, more to life than... this." He gestures to the long fall. "You'd only make a mess."

He thought his dark humor would get them to question things but they shake their head.

"No there isn't. I've made up my mind. I'm ready."

Joker eyes them warily. He's not used to this type of potential jumper. They actually sound sincere. "Ready for what? At this height your best outcome is a broken leg." He's lying, the building is over ten stories tall, but it gets the person to finally look at him over their shoulder.

In that moment J sees their tears despite the smile on their face. The juxtaposition is jarring.

"Why you crying?" He asks.

They chuckle and turn to face the edge again. The wind disrupts their balance, causing them to sway back and forth but they stay on the ledge. For now. Joker moves closer out of instinct. Why does he feel uneasy about this? Should he step in and stop them?

Usually people step down from the ledge by now.

"You won't understand; I'm happy. This isn't an end, I'm simply embracing my new beginning with open arms." They close their eyes as Joker's widen. He yells at them to stop, but he's too late.

By the time he makes it to the ledge, their body is already in freefall. He watches their beginning unfold with a horrified expression. Was it madness, a delusion? What beginning could someone embrace with such a brutal end?

The entire walk back to your apartment he's troubled to his core. It doesn't make any sense. Joker believed that people showed their true colors in their final moments.

Joker was unsure if they were a coward for toughing it out or truly the strongest person alive for taking matters into their own hands. Joker hasn't been the same since.