#Joker Anon

[avatar-of-pride]

hehehe 🤭

u in heat and thinking bout diavolo ?

should call him up and tell him ur situation !!

-🃏

Inappropriate. What am I going to tell him?

"Hey Diavolo. I know I haven't talked to you in a week because I was mad, but I'm currently holed up on my room. I've rearranged the blankets on my bad and added comfort items to them, most of which are old clothing that you left behind because it smells like you. Oh, and I'm unreasonably horny and can't get you out of my head."

It's not like he's my boyfriend!!

[missazura]

this man is giving me a whiplash

[iwouldfuckdarkiplier]

Some of the ideas for Darkiplier's OnlyFans include:

Modeling Cloak underwear for us

Wielding a staff to assert dominance

t e n t a c l e c e n s o r s h i p - 🃏

You're a fucking genius

[cloudninetonine]

OKAY I NEED THIS OUT OF MY STUPID HEAD, WHAT IF GUIDE LIKE, IDK IN SOME OTHER UNIVERSE WERE TELPROTED WITH THE TWINS? OH MYGOD OH MY GOD

“You whore! Why would you even say that? They probably Think were High or some shit (Name)!”

“I was nervous okay?? The high lighter doesnt like me? I thought they were gonna kill me if i lied!”

“As if! Those motherfuckers are heroes? Fuck they gon do? Use their magic and make you talk like Wonder Woman?”

“we should see if we can find weed in hyrule”

“Oh yeah, i Bet its some stupid shit like crushed up fairies”

“Fairy powder go brrrr”

“Are you stupid who the fuck would grind up a fairy and decide they should snort that shit?”

“there just has to be some addict, they need their fairy weed!”

“oh look at you, dumbass you look like you sucked on a fucking lemon and drank saltwater!”

“I’ll shove you into the volcano on death mountain you dumb bitch!”

“Don’t get all pissy with me sissy! (Name) tell her to piss off for me”

“Don’t get me involved into your stupid shit, I’ve got enough on my weak shoulders I don’t need you fucking idiots getting me into some suspicious substances or situations I want NO part in…”

“your such a buzzkill (name)”

“Yeah your such a little arse but doesn’t mean I tell you”

“Go rot”

“You first”

Confused and concerned looks from chain (judgmental ones from legend)

I need this in my life, I think guide would feel a lil better of they had some familiar faces around (that aren’t literal heroes who are op as fuck, we need some weak friends who can’t murder a literal bull of a monster and not bat an eye)

𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘈𝘯𝘰𝘯🃏

LITTLE BIT OF DUMB AND DUMBER WITH A SIDE OF COMMON SENSE EH????

It would be nice for Player to have some company though wouldn't it, after everything they've been through. Even if twin siblings are gonna cause the most havoc at least they'll have some nice familiarity in their life!

[jovenshires]

KATIE I WILL READ ALL THOSE WORDS I'M OBSESSED WITH LONG FICS DON'T EVEN WORRY YOU HAVE ONE MEMBER OF SPOMMY NATION ON UR SIDE!!!

-joker anon

THANK YOU JOKER ANON ! can always count on you bestie <3 as a lil treat here's an updated page & word count (two and a half scenes left to go allegedly and hopefully they're short)

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Girly, I love you and your content to death truly just do but damn it how the hell do you have every sort of content??!💀

Everywhere I look, every thing I search I see your face😭😭😭

-🃏anon

I'm everywhere all at once /j

[soft--dragon]

If someone went to the chiropractor too much because they loved it, could you call that person a… crack addict?

...Joker. We meet again on the humor battlefield.

[mushiewrites]

concept from a flustery discussion with @joker-anon

4K and XD are messing with dream, tormenting him and tkling him silly just bc it’s something for them to do. XD has dream’s back pressed to their chest, their top arms holding dream’s arms up while their bottom set are wrapped around his thighs

after a few minutes dream is howling out in laughter as 4K continuously uses his two pointer finger claws to gently but quickly skitter under his bellybutton, moving up every so often and threatening to venture into the dip there but instead faking dream out staying right under it, tkling away with no signs of stopping 🫠

[our-bisexual-experience]

asexual here, i definitely liked jasmine! the experience is universal lol (i know it’s not but for me it was)

- 🃏

For real Jasmine is the bi awakening queen!

[themalhare]

Can February March? No, but April May

Meh.

I've heard better.

[missazura]

[The lights went dark, the only light coming from the the red alarm that flashed. It gave light for barely a second before it was gone for far longer.] [The henchmen she went after, fell to the ground attempting to grab her while the other hit the floor, not shooting her in time.] [All while the Joker slowly stood, almost like a series of moving pictures. It went from darkness, no sight of him and then he was in a different position bathed in red light until he was gone again.] [He smiled as he kept his eyes on her, whistling for his attention. Once he got it, he stood next to a civilian and only once the red alarm lit him up, did he shoot them. The darkness flashed once more and he was gone.] [Innocent after innocent, he shot them down in a trail that slowly approached her.] [His face was horribly overshadowed, his eyes shrouded in black. All of his bright colours reduced to only black, red and two bright white pupils.] What a little hero, you are. You're just full of surprises, puddin.

THE FUCKING HORRORS @wackulart

[iwouldfuckdarkiplier]

I am once again overcome with the impulse to suck all the stress directly out of Dark's dick - 🃏

Stress is stored in the balls

[cloudninetonine]

MORE SILLY! MOREEEEEEE SILLYMORE SILLY! MOREEEEEEE SILLYMORE SILLY! MOREEEEEEE SILLYMORE SILLY! MOREEEEEEE SILLY

𝘉𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘙𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘑𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 🃏 (been a while!!cloud)

THE JOKER HAS ASKED FOR

MORE SILLY

LET THE SILLY COMMENCE!!!

(Heya J! Hope you're well!)

[jovenshires]

FINALLY read til january and omfg SO CUTE I LOVE IT!!! it's so soft in tye best way possible augh spommy feels always gets me <3

-joker anon

AWHHH thank you so much!!! yeah after domo i needed. soft and gushy. so we got some soft and gushy <3<3<3

[romannumeralv]

Ah! It seems we finally meet, Hello V im the Joker anon! I hope you enjoy your poetic stay here.

do tell me that the big guy is not around..

Here have some puns for a good start!!

I tried to write a poem about math, but it didn’t “add” up to much.

Did you hear about the poet who got locked out? They left their keys in the “iamb.”

-🃏anon

"Man has no Body distinct from his soul; for that called Body is a portion of a Soul discerned by the five senses, the chief inlets of Soul in this age." If by "the big guy" you mean Nightmare, he is, in essence, always around wherever I am.

...As for the puns, they are very corny, but I will accept them since they are poetry related

[soft--dragon]

Heyaaaaaa! Can we get pictures of your grandma cat? We love grandma cat here :]

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