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[thebucklunders]

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[aayushisyahi]

*Karwa For the Men*

They say love is the key to survive a day

But what is it with the 'moon' and 'them'

If they've been trained by Rihanna

It must be love on the brain!

They're wearing 'red' head to toe

I can't afford it, not again

Well I'd rather find a 'peachy' excuse

Than looking like a Siren!

I pledge for my dear wife

Cuz I thought it's all about love

But.... 'pyaar ka rasta pait se guzarta hai'

Fuck it's not designed for us men!!

Here I am waiting on the moon

Ever since I ate, may be a decade ago?

Wishing and avoiding food all in vain

I underestimated karwachauth ka pain!

Oh well its sunday today!

There's no point of the backup plan

Sit with her or step out together.

Karwachauth is not as easy as I had planned.

[pathaniskhankazan88]

I need to dmm very impressive multi telented it's me not you jokesapart i am feshion influencer digital creator parsniol blogger photography creater and manufacturing company emaruld

[worldofoverland]

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He tried cooking with 🍺, after 3 glasses he forgot why he was in the #wooadventures Kitchen. . . #jokesapart #woosquad #happymoments #adventuretime #onlywoo #bonfire #rara #raranepal #nepal #ourkitchen #anywhere #nature #food #foodphotography #adventurer #wooadventures #WorldOfOverlanding . . How much time it will take bro?.. 😅 . . We are hungry! . . @wooadventures (at Kalikot, Nepal) https://www.instagram.com/p/B23Kg3Ml0n1/?igshid=18przgwsfxn2e

[femiart1]

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[thetaleoftwofoodies-blog1]

He: Feed me this spicy pan roasted chicken everyday and I would gladly take the trash out, do the dishes and every other chore that you keep saying that I forget. She: Lol! Ok.. He: Ok? Whoa, wait a minute. Did you just agree? She: You weren't serious. Were you? He: *After a moment of reflection* Maybe not... . . . #heandshe #jokesapart #funnytales #fusionfood #roast #chicken #spicy #dinnertime #dinnertime #maybenot #tobeornottobe #homecooked #meal #foodstory #foodlover #foodporn #foodphotography #foodstagram #instafoodie #instalife #instagood #funny

[arch-angelraphael]

Lolz, I can't stop Laughing... She needs serious epp... Credit to silkygifty Why Do Bad Things Happen To Good People.. Somebody Help Me.. . #TownCrier #JokesApart #EverywhereIsHot #FindingHumorInEverydayLife #TalentedBaldie #OnHeat (at Abuja, Nigeria)

[paglets-blog]

#paglets #jokesapart #funny

[oldmanartist-blog]

Why I am selling Tote Bags and Greeting Cards the most

Being borne to a business-owned company has its own particular advantages and liabilities.

·       You are constantly short of cash, however then it profits.

·       You are committed to encourage and help to the privately-owned business however it influences you to become independent.

·       The part he hated most however was the point at which the aggregate wisdom of his father got from his customers, was passed on to him.

"Something that he generally needed me to do was to go along with him. I was like - are you serious father! Take a look at your life. This business is all over you. I see you trudging for some difficult customers. I would do something bolder, something where individuals would value my endeavors more."

Consistent with his words, he arrived up being a coastguard positioned at New York.

"Oh yes, that was my calling — SEARCH and RESCUE! I delighted in all of my life. I adapted such a large number of things there. However, it incurs significant damage on you. Reacting within minutes, working under pressure and unforgiving conditions to execute a save mission, all the more imperatively the desire of being fruitful each time — is a lot to endure."

As irony would have it, he moved back to the privately-owned business and slogged it out (and keep on doing so) in the development business.

"Did I say guardians are always right? Or on the other hand is my age saying it?"

 THE BABY STEPS

He was feeling daring once again. To play with the life once more. He glanced around and found that the world had changed. He had been in the business changing the horizon of New York yet had been quite busy, making it impossible to see the change. OLD MAN ARTIST however demonstrated to him the way this time. He disclosed to him how even the importance of adventure had changed. When he was young, a coast guard job was an adventurous risky job, now with the youthful today, a selfie is likewise similarly difficult.

That was simply the primary unconventional portrait (a.k.a. selfie) by the OLD MAN ARTIST. That vital point set both of them thinking the same thing. To STOP and APPRECIATE BEAUTY surrounding them as opposed to clicking it, sending something on the web or email, or on messaging applications.

OLD MAN ARTIST, at that point chose to express himself — express on paper! There is no better and more individual approach to express gratefulness, blessings to family and companions.

"Despite everything I make telephone calls to wish a happy birthday. Despite everything I write greeting cards to individuals I truly care about to wish him New Year. Furthermore, I do it in style. I am a bistro individual. Besides, a genuine New Yorker! The excellence of the city has just developed on me."

OLD MAN ARTIST now began makes exceptional hand-drawn creative work-of-art Greeting Cards, Stationery, Invitations, and Thank You Cards. The themes are unusual and clever cartoons of Wine Glasses, Wine Bottles, Tea and Coffee Cups and Urban Architecture. OLD MAN ARTIST gets inspired by regular day to day life on New York streets and in bistros and is once in a while without a pen to catch pictures of wine, espresso and the design style of urban lodging.

Since OLD MAN ARTIST has discovered his calling. There is no halting him.

The Caged Artist

Every one of the years he worked in the construction business, the part he enjoyed the best about his activity was the architectural drawings. He was prepared to make them, to comprehend them or more all it came naturallyto him. He understood it was the most amazing aspect of his responsibilities.

"I could hear a voice inside me calling to express. I began to feel that I had a totally unique individual inside me, a CAGED ARTIST inside me that was endeavoring to break free. I was simply excessively busy with the ordinary parts of my profession; however this inward voice simply continued getting louder and louder."

He was stressed over whether to tune in to this individual inside, would he bother his life? But, at that point the day arrived when he chose to go out on a leap of faith. He tuned in to this individual and joined anart class to take in the finesse of art as opposed to only the mechanics of architectural illustrations.

It was amid this art class that he was made a request to do a self-portrait. He figured what might best represent me? He generally viewed himself as a fun, simple go fortunate individual in this way, he felt free to do a fun representation of himself. He extremely preferred what turned out on paper that day. To such an extent, that he gave this individual a name.

"The face on the individual talked with me as though this was the individual inside me enduring to come out all these years."

He felt elated no doubt.

"World, may I acquaint with you OLD MAN ARTIST and HARRY TRAULSEN Jr. At the point when OLD MAN ARTIST was born, he didn't realize what to do. He was simply eager to be out there. Despite the fact that old, he was as yet a youngster attempting to realize what to do next. Also, the father, HARRY TRAULSEN Jr., was simply so happy. See, he is as yet overflowing. Also, for what reason not, he could express his affection for the New York City now — not simply through archtecture however through ART."

OLD MAN ARTIST

Delights! Right? OLD MAN ARTIST began communicating on the best quality paper. Harry was left to do the offering portion of it. They do deals on the web, through wine shops, through cafes and through bunch of referrals from loved ones.

What individuals adore about their work is the nature of our work, the nature of paper it is imprinted on and the way that all the work including development, printing and satisfaction is done solely in New York City.

They are making simply American Greeting cards. For any event like New Year Eve, Thanksgiving, Business greeting cards — they have them all, they make them all. They are additionally accessible on Etsy 

Try not to agree to the cheap greeting cards accessible in the market. They are imprinted in mass in trashy manufacturing plants over the world in unhygienic circumstances for laborers, the material and the aim behind those greeting cards is so awkward. When you buy anniversary greeting cards or wedding greeting cards or even the differentgreeting cards from the OLD MAN ARTIST, they guarantees that you give your blessings, say a thank you to the next individual in a way the relationship deserves.

OLD MAN ARTIST feels severely when individuals send their all the best and their emotions in an email or a text instead of anartistic hand-written note card.

The Canvas Tote Bags

This is an extremely funny story. He was reading a funny piece by Sarah Cooper that looked at living in San Francisco and New York. It brings a smile to his face when OLD MAN ARTIST rushed to see a Tote Bag being carried by a woman in New York City and the sticker price was $5000. Jokesapart, it gave them an exceptionally eco-accommodating plan to communicate on Canvas Tote Bags in an extremely customized way.

In last couple of years, they have made excellent designs through pen and charcoal on canvas tote bags.

"We understood that for some, individuals, tote bags turn into a style proclamation as they are customized, can be utilized to give presents on weddings, birthday celebrations and so forth.

"As I concentrate on my life, a year on end, my viewpoint has totally changed. Life is tied in with discovering magnificence in little things surrounding us; it is about saying thanks to the people in your life. My profession guarantees I meet cheerful individuals who have companions to go to and to celebrate with them and they are happy at that time. I wish everybody to be glad and remain at that time. Aside from being happy in New York, USA, and the world, I am certain this will likewise help my business."

So recall, when life gives you lemons, get Tequila and salt.

Cheers!

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#paglets #jokesapart #joking

[tholuglobal-blog]

#JOKESAPART BOSS says to SECRETARY: For a week, we will be travelling abroad, so make arrangements. SECRETARY makes a call to her Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after yourself. HUSBAND makes call to SECRET LOVER: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together. ... SECRET LOVER makes a call to a LITTLE BOY whom she is giving private lessons: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for class. LITTLE BOY makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I don't have classes because my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together. Grandpa ( THE BOSS ) makes a call to his SECRETARY: This week I am spending time with my grandson. We can't attend the meeting any longer. SECRETARY makes a call to her HUSBAND: My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled. HUSBAND makes a callto SECRET LOVER: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip. SECRET LOVER makes a call to LITTLE BOY whom she is giving private lessons: This week we will have classes as usual. LITTLE BOY makes a call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company. Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry,this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements. QUESTION - HOW WILL THIS DRAMA END? #WhoisfoolingWho #Circle #LifeWeb