#josh and karlie

[theafterglow83]

So I was watching a short video clip of Karlie Kloss and Josh Kushner leaving a restaurant in Miami on July 28th.

I don’t claim to be a body language expert but I am a people watcher. The entire chain of events seems pretty off at least by my standards.

As they leave the restaurant Karlie hurries to keep up with him and is caught reaching out for his arm. Did he forget he was with her???

When she catches his arm from behind he just continues at his fast pace not slowing down to walk WITH her ( as a “normal” couple would / should do) The lack of intimacy is screaming at this scene. No smiles, no closeness, no connection, no conversation just numbing emptiness.

As he reaches the car he drops her hand and walks around to the drivers side not even making any gestures to her or even bothering to look her way.

Karlie then opens the passenger side of the car for herself. The energy she gives off is of someone who is alone and is used to being alone. She had no expectations for him to open her car door or display any form of intimacy.

Karlie then gets in the car and that’s the end of the clip. But the taste it left still lingers.

Like I said I’m not a body language expert but I’ve people watched all my life.

This was a pathetic display of what a real and or happy relationship should not look like.

No communication, no eye contact, no closeness, no happiness, no shared bond, no protective gestures Or curiosity from her “man” and their energy feels separate as opposed to how a united married couple’s should feel. You would never know they just shared a dinner together. They probably spent the entire dinner on their respective phones.

One can only hope . Free Karlie Kloss. It’s time to go

Please share any thoughts if you have them but like WTF?

[cowboylykeme]

This performance will ALWAYS be the most insane Kaylor lore ever to me.

The way she sang (and requested btw) curious with Hayley Kiyoko just 2 days after the Karlie and Josh engagement and if you just look at the lyrics it’s crazy.

[throwbackgaylor]

june 24, 2018 | six years ago

karlie kloss spent the day celebrating nyc pride

josh kushner also celebrated nyc pride, albeit separately, with his oscar health “out at pride” initiative. he had a temporary tattoo of a pride flag and was also carrying one the entire event

[my-only-sunshine-13]

i fear we moved on from this too fast because WHAT.

[kwyw]

So, uh. 🤭

(x)

[archiveofkloss]

karlie kloss and josh kushner at the fortune 100 gala in nyc ♡

[zot3-flopped]

I'm so curious what larries will do when harry or Louis get engaged to someone and on the day of the wedding especially (or whenever we hear about the wedding).

A great many will quietly leave but the hardcore ones like Gina and Marte will say that the wedding was fake or that the men are in lavender marriages.

[justkarliekloss]

[theafterglow83]

Out for a walk. literally in their own separate worlds

Walking…connection =zero conversation = zero

Karlie notices they are being filmed and tells him.

Takes a minute for his brain to process and he looks around for the camera.

Karlie then waves at the paparazzi to show him where they are

And they suddenly became the happy couple.

What the hell is going on?😂

[theafterglow83]

Calling #Karlie Kloss~ because no one else will do 💘

Taylor Swift goes live on Instagram and performs 'I Don't Wanna Live Forever x Dress' mashup on piano as the second surprise song at The Eras Tour in Singapore, Night 1!

[throwbackgaylor]

july 3, 2016 | eight years ago today

the polaroid of josh kushner, karlie kloss, tom hiddleston, and taylor sitting together outside of holiday house was taken

[9w1ft]

i wonder if taylor will ever take him to big sur, i feel like people haven’t taken people to big sur in a hot minute

or maybe she could take him hiking in general, the physical comedy of this dude trying to hide behind a bush

and people would call it jaylor erasure

[archiveofkloss]

june 11, 2024 / paris, france

karlie kloss via instagram: “a very special weekend in paris ❣️”

[theafterglow83]

Candid captures of unpapped moments are always telling. In a “real” loving relationship he would be there watching, smiling and waiting to take her hand as she walked to him. Instead ~ not knowing he was caught on film- he doesn’t even look up as she approaches.

When a picture says a thousand words.

And if by some act of the Devil this is a real relationship- it’s the most loveless relationship I’ve ever seen. You can fake photos and stage closed lip kisses ~but can’t fake chemistry and there is zero chemistry there. They look like strangers.

Run baby girl, run.

to make this day even better, we got the latest proof that Karlie is jerks beard. Like come on! the most gorgeous woman on earth walks in an amazing dress towards you and you don’t even look at her? wtf 😂

[kit10phish]

Bargaining Songs of Reputation {both}

https://kit10phish-explains-it-all-45637244.hubspotpagebuilder.com/raw-my-uncensored-thoughts-and-opinions/bargaining-songs-of-reputation

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

The thing about Gaylors is that it isn't like a bunch of people connected with a song about longing and secrecy or something, and thought "this relates to my experience as a queer person, I wonder if she's felt something similar. Maybe she's bi or something." (She isn't, she has made it very clear, but I could see listening to a song as a young, queer teenager and wondering.) Or even listening to a song like Betty and interpreting it as queer, which my 62 het mother did. No, for Gaylor, Taylor Swift is a lesbian, she's never been romantically or sexually attracted to a man. She's been married to Karlie Kloss since 2016. The kids Karlie Kloss supposedly has with Josh Kushner are fake (then they insert an antisemitic comment about Josh Kushner). All the men Taylor has 'dated' are fake beards who she hates (no word on why she pretended to date a man she hated for 6 years when she could have presumably picked a guy she like. And shout out to Calvin Harris for being so mad when they broke up he broke his car and went on a tirad on twitter but didn't out her. Queer Ally there.) And if you count the buttons on her coat you'd know that she is trying to tell us that. It isn't unlike how instead of looking at her new relationship and going "They are cute, I hope they are having a good time," people are going "they are soulmates, he's her 13th boyfriend [i've heard of] and so its fate. They are going to get married and have children within the next year. If they break up, I'll die." Or people watching a music video saying "there are 5 blue squares, that means 1989 TV is coming next, because its blue and the fifth album" when it also just...had 1989 TV as text on a sign at the end of the video. I know people are weird about celebrities. I am occasionally weird about celebrities. I have watched interviews where famous people seem funny and charming and though "I really hope they are actually as nice as they seem on TV." But that line between the mild parasocial relationships many celebrities invite because of their brand and the "this persons mine" mentality is not ok.

okay I've been sitting on this one for a long time because I thought sharing it seemed like kind of mean but. as long as we're delving the depths of gaylor conspiracy hell I want you all to see this 158 slide presentation "proving" Taylor was planning to come out when Lover was released, discovered by my dear friend @dykeschemicalromance via tiktok. it is, and I do not say this lightly, one of the most unsettling depictions of conspiracy thought in action I've ever seen