#jumpin' jessica

[art-and-a-half]

Name: Jumpin' Jessica (Just goes by Jess or Jessica)

Animal: Kangaroo

Animatronic Type: custom-made by a local engineer

Gender: female

Pronouns: she/her (will respond to it/its as well)

Location: Outback Eats (may be subject to change, an "Australian Food" restaurant)

Original Program: listing off specials for the day

Updated Program: locate and comfort/play with children (uses the plushies while playing)

Official Bug List:

-will cease to function if the plush toys are lost, and will not accept replacement ones

-random coldness towards adult guests

-storage of blankets and pillows in stomach hatch, will allow for removal, but will seek out more at 7pm to "tuck in" the toys before 8pm. Will malfunction if unable to "tuck in" the toys

Further Notes (Under the Cut)

-Jessica was intended to have an animatronic joey to accompany her while she read the menu specials, and was meant to read off popular kids menu items. However, due to size constraints and budgeting issues, the joey idea was scrapped. She had already heard about it, however, and shut down upon hearing she would not get a joey.

-The maintenance crew (basically 16 year olds tbh) were unable to get her to perform, until on a forced boot up in the maintenance room she spotted two kangaroo toys in the lost and found. She immediately took them and put them in her hatch, and the maintenance crew basically just shrugged and let her keep them as the toys had been there for nearly a year

-After a few software updates, she was moved from reading the special offers, to basic play with the children. She was equipped with a mimic system to repeat phrases back to kids, and was encouraged to tell preprogrammed stories, using the names of toys and the toys to play a scene

-After a contract deal with Fazbear Entertainment, a new system was implemented into Jess, allowed for advanced AI learning, and more complex storytelling and playtime with the children

[mr-divabetic]

We’re talking about diabetes hot topics on Diabetes Late Nite with music from today's biggest superstars courtesy of SONY Music.

This month, we're spotlighting music from Destiny's Child. It's the 20th Anniversary of their second studio album, The Writing's on the Wall.

Before Beyoncé was Beyoncé, there was Destiny’s Child, the Houston-born R&B quartet that gave us the 411 on dealing with the opposite sex romantically. 

The Writing's on the Wall features mega-hits like “Say My Name,” “Bills, Bills, Bills,” and “Jumpin', Jumpin'.” Essence magazine referred to the album as a masterpiece of Black femininity, women empowerment, and honestly just a banger that still gives us nostalgic feels.

Guests include T1International’s US Advocacy Manager, Allison Bailey, Mary Ann Hodorowicz RD, MBA, CDE, Jessica Clark and Patricia Addie-Gentle RN, CDE. 

Diabetes Late Nite is a fast-paced, full-filled hour of diabetes education and wellness advice that encourages listeners to “laugh a little, learn a lot’

[trekmiral]

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[emilybrontay]

another fake movie! bc i can't believe no one's given you agarf yet!! SO. andrew garfield / dev patel / nicola coughlan / connie britton / rege jean page / tom hanks / jessica sula

elia i love u, my aim for this was to be As Fun As Possible

Title: Kernow Bys Vykken And Other Stories My Granfer Told Me

Song: Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison

Hey, where did we go?

Days when the rains came

Down in the hollow

Playin' a new game

Laughin' and a-runnin', hey, hey

Skippin' and a-jumpin'

In the misty morning fog with

Our, our hearts a-thumping and you

My brown-eyed girl

King Kitto of Kernow (Tom Hanks) is sick of his handsome son Prince Tristan (Rege Jean Page) mucking about with his best friend Jago Tressider, Earl of Penzance (Andrew Garfield). The king knows that his time on the earthly realm is nearing the end and as the oldest sibling, Prince Tristan will inherit the proud nation of Kernow. At least King Kitto has his precious daughter Princess Kerensa (Nicola Coughlan) to give him some comfort - although she’s hardly a better fit for ruling, given her preference for scholarly pursuits and her self-declared life’s work of writing a History of The Kingdom. What Prince Tristan needs is a wife, and luckily, there’s one going in Wessex, a Princess Tiffany of Wessex and Mercia. King Kitto sends his son and Jago off to retrieve his bride, hoping that he’ll come back from the journey a more mature man ready to rule. On their journey, Tristan and Jago encounter, amongst other things, the witch of Dartmoor (Connie Britton), a handsome knight named Clive (Dev Patel) who Jago develops an affection for, and a street urchin who calls herself Knife (Jessica Sula) who Tristan finds compelling indeed. Will Tristan learn the value of hard work? Will Jago confess his feelings for Clive the Knight? Will Kerensa ever finish her book? And why is Knife behaving so weirdly the closer they get to Malmesbury, the capital of Wessex?

[gilmoregirlsrevival2016]

Season 1 Gilmore Girls References (Breakdown)

Yay! All the season 1 references have been posted. Before I start posting season 2, I wanted to post this little breakdown for your enjoyment :) It starts with some statistics and then below the cut is a list of all the specific references.

Overall amount of references in season 1: 605

Top 10 Most Common References: NSYNC (5), Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (5), Taylor Hanson (6), Leo Tolstoy (7), Lucky Spencer (7), Marcel Proust (7), PJ Harvey (7), The Bangles (8), The Donna Reed Show (8), William Shakespeare (10)

Which episodes had the most references: #1 is That Damn Donna Reed with 55 references. #2 is Christopher Returns with 44 references 

What characters made the most references (Only including characters/actors who were in the opening credits): Lorelai had the most with 237 references, Rory had second most with 118, and Lane had third most with 48.

First reference of the season: Jack Kerouac referenced by Lorelai 

Final reference of the season: Adolf Eichmann referenced by Michel 

  Movies/TV Shows/Episodes/Characters, Commercials, Cartoons/Cartoon Characters, Plays, Documentaries:

9 1/2 Weeks, Alex Stone, Alfalfa, An Affair To Remember, A Streetcar Named Desire, Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman, Avon Commercials, Bambi, Beethoven, Boogie Nights, Cabaret, Casablanca, Charlie's Angels, Charlie Brown cartoons, Christine, Cinderella, Citizen Kane, Daisy Duke, Damien Thorn, Dawson Leery, Donna Stone, Double Indemnity, Double Mint Commercials, Ethel Mertz, Everest, Felix Unger, Fiddler On The Roof, Footloose, Freaky Friday, Fred Mertz, Gaslight, General Hospital, G.I. Jane, Gone With The Wind, Grease, Hamlet, Heathers, Hee Haw, House On Haunted Hill, Ice Castles, I Love Lucy, Iron Chef, Ishtar, Jeff Stone, Joanie Loves Chachi, John Shaft, Lady And The Tramp, Life With Judy Garland: Me And My Shadows, Love Story, Lucky Spencer, Lucy Raises Chickens, Lucy Ricardo, Lucy Van Pelt, Macbeth,  Magnolia, Mary Stone, Mask, Midnight Express, Misery, Norman Bates, Officer Krupke, Oompa Loompas, Old Yeller, Oscar Madison, Out Of Africa, Patton, Pepe Le Pew, Peyton Place, Pink Ladies, Pinky Tuscadero, Ponyboy, Psycho, Queen Of Outer Space, Rapunzel, Richard III, Ricky Ricardo, Rocky Dennis, Romeo And Juliet, Rosemary's Baby, Sandy Olsson, Saved By The Bell, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, Schroeder, Sesame Street, Seven Brides For Seven Brothers, Sex And The City, Sixteen Candles, Sleeping Beauty, Star Trek, Stanley Kowalski, Stella Kowalski, Stretch Cunningham, The Champ, The Comedy Of Errors, The Crucible, The Donna Reed Show, The Duke's Of Hazzard, The Fly, The Great Santini, The Little Match Girl, The Matrix, The Miracle Worker, The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Outsiders, The Shining, The Sixth Sense, The View, The Waltons, The Way We Were, The Scarecrow, This Old House, V.I.P., Valley Of The Dolls, Vulcans, Wild Kingdom, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Wheel Of Fortune, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf, Working Girl, Yogi Bear, You're A Good Man Charlie Brown

Bands, Songs, CDs:

98 Degrees, Air Supply, Apple Venus Volume 2, Backstreet Boys, Bee Gees, Black Sabbath, Blue Man Group, Blur, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bush, Duran Duran, Everlong, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Grandaddy, Hanson, I'm Too Sexy, Joy Division, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Kraftwerk, Like A Virgin, Livin La Vida Loca, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Man I Feel Like A Woman, Metallica, Money Money, My Ding-A-Ling, NSYNC, On The Good Ship Lollipop, Pink Moon, Queen, Rancid, Sergeant Pepper, Shake Your Bon Bon, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Sister Sledge, Smoke On The Water, Steely Dan, Suppertime, Tambourine Man, The B-52s, The Bangles, The Beatles, The Best Of Blondie, The Cranberries, The Cure, The Offspring, The Sugarplastic, The Wallflowers, The Velvet Underground, Walk Like An Egyptian, XTC, Ya Got Trouble, Young Marble Giants

Books/Book Characters, Comic Books/Comic Book Characters, Comic Strips: 

A Mencken Chrestomathy, A Tale Of Two Cities, Anna Karenina, Belle Watling, Boo Radley, Carrie, David Copperfield, Dick Tracy, Dopey (One of the seven dwarfs) Goofus And Gallant, Great Expectations, Grinch, Hannibal Lecter, Hansel And Gretel, Harry Potter (book as well as character referenced), Huckleberry Finn, Little Dorrit, Madame Bovary, Moby Dick, Mommie Dearest, Moose Mason, Nancy Drew, Out Of Africa, Pinocchio, Swann's Way, The Amityville Horror, The Art Of Fiction, The Bell Jar, The Grapes Of Wrath, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The Lost Weekend, The Metamorphosis, The Portable Dorothy Parker, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath, The Witch Tree Symbol, There's A Certain Slant Of Light, Tuesdays With Morrie, War And Peace, Wonder Woman

Public Figures:

Adolf Eichmann, Alfred Hitchcock, Angelina Jolie, Anna Nicole Smith, Annie Oakley, Antonio Banderas, Arthur Miller, Artie Shaw, Barbara Hutton, Barbara Stanwyck, Barbra Streisand, Beck, Ben Jonson, Benito Mussolini, Billy Bob Thornton, Billy Crudup, Bob Barker, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Catherine The Great, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charles I, Charles Dickens, Charles Manson, Charlie Parker, Charlotte Bronte, Charlton Heston, Charo, Cher, Cheryl Ladd, Chris Penn, Christiane Amanpour, Christopher Marlowe, Chuck Berry, Claudine Longet, Cleopatra, Cokie Roberts, Courtney Love, Dalai Lama, Damon Albarn, Dante Alighieri, David Mamet, Donna Reed, Edith Wharton, Edna O'Brien, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Elizabeth Webber, Elle Macpherson, Elsa Klensch, Elvis, Emeril Lagasse, Emily Dickinson, Emily Post, Eminem, Emma Goldman, Errol Flynn, Fabio, Farrah Fawcett, Fawn Hall, Flo Jo, Francis Bacon, Frank Sinatra, Franz Kafka, Fred MacMurray, Friedrich Nietzsche, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Gene Hackman, Gene Wilder, George Clooney, George Sand, George W. Bush, Harry Houdini, Harvey Fierstein, Henny Youngman, Henry David Thoreau, Henry James, Henry VIII, Herman Melville, Homer, Honore De Balzac, Howard Cosell, Hugh Grant, Hunter Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Jaclyn Smith, James Dean, Jane Austen, Jean-Paul Sartre, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Tandy, Jim Carey, Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hoffa, Joan Of Arc, Joan Rivers, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Joel Grey, John Cage, John Gardner, John Muir, John Paul II, John Webster, Johnny Cash, Johnny Depp, Joseph Merrick AKA Elephant Man, Judy Blume, Judy Garland, Julian Lennon, Justin Timberlake, Karen Blixen AKA Isak Dinesen, Kate Jackson, Kathy Bates, Kevin Bacon, Kreskin, Lee Harvey Oswald, Leo Tolstoy, Leopold and Loeb, Lewis Carroll, Linda McCartney, Liz Phair, Liza Minnelli, Lou Reed, M Night Shyamalan, Macy Gray, Madonna, Marcel Marceau, Marcel Proust, Margot Kidder, Marie Antoinette, Marie Curie, Marilyn Monroe, Mark Twain, Mark Wahlberg, Marlin Perkins, Martha Stewart, Martha Washington, Martin Luther, Mary Kay Letourneau, Maurice Chevalier, Melissa Rivers, Meryl Streep, Michael Crichton, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Miguel De Cervantes, Miss Manners, Mozart, Nancy Kerrigan, Nancy Walker, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, Nico, Oliver North, Oprah Winfrey, Oscar Levant, Pat Benatar, Paul McCartney, Peter III Of Russia, Peter Frampton, Philip Glass, PJ Harvey, Prince, Queen Elizabeth I, Regis, Richard Simmons, Rick James, Ricky Martin, Robert Duvall, Robert Redford, Robert Smith, Robin Leach, Rosie O'Donnell, Ru Paul, Ruth Gordon, Samuel Barber, Sarah Duchess Of York, Sean Lennon, Sean Penn, Shania Twain, Shelley Hack, Sigmund Freud, Squeaky Fromme, Stephen King, Steven Tyler, Susan Faludi, Susanna Hoffs, Tanya Roberts, Taylor Hanson, Theodore Kaczynski AKA The Unabomber, The Kennedy Family, Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, and Gummo Marx AKA The Marx Brothers, Venus and Serena Williams (The reference was "The Williams Sisters"),Thelonious Monk, Tiger Woods, Tito Puente, Tom Waits, Tony Randall, Tonya Harding, Vaclav Havel, Vanna White, Vivien Leigh, Walt Whitman, William Shakespeare, William Shatner, Yoko Ono, Zsa Zsa Gabor

Misc:

Camelot, Chernobyl Disaster, Cone Of Silence, Hindenburg Disaster, Iran-Contra Affair, Paul Bunyan, The Menendez Murders, Tribbles, Vulcan Death Grip, Whoville, Winchester Mystery House

[randomvarious]

Today’s compilation:

Now That’s What I Call Music! 5 2000 Pop / R&B / Pop-Rock / Hip Hop

Favorite tracks:

*NSYNC - “It’s Gonna Be Me” 98 Degrees - “Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)” Destiny’s Child - “Jumpin’ Jumpin’” Jessica Simpson - “I Think I’m in Love With You” soulDecision - “Faded” Mystikal - “Shake It Fast” Mýa - “Case of the Ex” Britney Spears - “Lucky” Backstreet Boys - “Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely” Mandy Moore - “I Wanna Be With You” Janet Jackson - “Doesn’t Really Matter” BBMak - “Back Here” Nine Days - “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)” 3 Doors Down - “Kryptonite” Everclear - “Wonderful” Bon Jovi - “It’s My Life”

[fairykeiheaven]

Songs that remind me of Pokeshipping

This is a list of 90s and early 2000’s songs that remind me of Ash and Misty’s love, prepare for nostalgia! Broke it down in 3 sections

Pop/ Rock/Rap section:

Summertime Summertime Corina

Summertime  the Sundays

Do You know (what it takes) Robyn

Every Morning Sugar Ray

All star Smash Mouth

Semi- charmed kind of life Third eye blind

Me Myself and I  Jive Jones

Reason Mest

Steal my Sunshine Len

Better Days (and the bottom drops) Citizen King

I Want you  Savage Garden

Unpretty TLC

Closing Time by Semisonic

Take a Picture Fliter

If you could only see Tonic

Higher Creed

Iris Goo goo dolls

Yellow Coldplay

You make me wanna Usher

Try again Aaliyah

I wanna know Joe

Jumpin Jumpin Destiny’s Child

What’s the Dillio Mest

Save tonight Eagle eye Cherry

Hey Leonardo  Blessid Union Of Souls

I’ll be Edwin McCain

Slide Goo goo dolls

Bent Matchbox 20

Kryptonite 3 doors down

Bad touch bloodhound gang

Wonderfull Everclear

One Week Bare naked ladies

Absolute (Story of a girl) Nine days

I wanna be with you Mandy Moore

Back here BBMack

Show me Love Robyn

Candy Mandy Moore

Come on over Chirstina Aguilera

Doesn’t really matter Janet Jackson

Ever Other Time LFO

Edge of the Ocean IVY

Bring it on to me Blaque

Believe  Cher

Falling for the first time Bare naked ladies

I Try Macy grey

Your Women White Town

Just a girl No Doubt

Genie in a bottle Christina Aguilera

If you had my love Jennifer Lopez

Kiss me Sixpences none the richer

Truly Madly Deeply Savage Garden

Bye Bye Bye Nsync

Say my name Destiny’s Child

Thong Sisqo

I Think I’m in love Jessica Simpson

Breathe Faith Hill

Music Madonna

Crazy for this girl Evan and Jaron

Spiderwebs No Doubt

If I am Nine days

Could not ask for more Edwin McCain

Stronger Britney Spears

It’s Gonna be me Nsync

Inside out Eve 6

Slim Shady Eminem

The way you love me Faith Hill

He loves you not Dream

Opps I did it again Britney Spears

Gotta tell ya Samantha Mumba

Wasn’t man enough Toni Baxton

So in love with two Mikaila

Itch Vitamin  C

What’s my age again Blink 182

Real World Matchbox 20

Falls apart Sugar Ray

Lucky Britney Spears

Everything you want Vertical Horzion

Feels so good Sonique

Graduation Vitamin C

Small things Blink 182

Who let the dogs out Baha men

Party up DMX

Got your money Ol' Dirty Bastard

Country Grammar Nelly

Waiting for tonight Jennifer Lopez

That’s the way it is Celine Dion

I will love again Lara Fabian

The Latin inspired songs:

Waiting for tonight Jennifer Lopez

Be with you Enrique Iglesias

One night 98 degree

Dance with me Debelah Morgan

Smooth Rob Thomas Santana

Lets get Loud Jennifer Lopez

Rhythm Divine Enrique Iglesias

Maria Maria Santana Project G&B

Missing Everything but the girl

Where do you go No mercy

Bailamos Enrique Iglesias

Desert Rose Sting

Nobody wants to be loney Christina Aguilera Ricky Martin

  Eurodance/techno section:

This is your night Amber

Another night Real Mccoy

Above the Clouds Amber

I’m outta love Anastacia

Rhythm is a dancer Snap

What’s up 2000 remix Dj Miko

Tubthumping Chumbawamba

Blue Eiffel 65

Till I come ATB

When I get close to you Jocelyn Enriquez

Move your Body Eiffel 65

Mr vain Culture beat

Don’t stop movin Livin Joy

Show me love robin s

Don’t stop Freestylers

Better off Alone Alice deejay

Sexual Amber

Little bit of ecstasy Jocelyn Enriquez

I Do Both Jay and jane dj Irene

Rhythm of the night Corona

Sweet Dreams La bouche

Runaway Real Mccoy

Sandstorm Darude

Kernkraft 400 zombie nation

Toca’s Miracle Fragma

[witchboard1986]

Jessica for the playlist thing !! ❤️❤️

Jumpin Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones

Early 1970 - Ringo Starr

Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd

She's a Rainbow - The Rolling Stones

In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins

Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen

A Hard Day's Night - The Beatles

Here u go 🌻

[idasessions]

Famous Muses & Girlfriends in Filmmaking Pt. 21

MUSE: Lisa Marie (full name Lisa Marie Smith)

Lisa was born on December 5th, 1968 in Piscataway, NJ, and was primarily raised by a single father. After Lisa turned 16, she dropped out of Catholic high school and moved to New York City to pursue a showbusiness career. She studied dance, piano, guitar, filmmaking and photography before landing a fulltime gig as a fashion model. By the time Lisa was 18, she was already a favorite of designer Calvin Klein and photographer Bruce Weber. Her photoshoots were featured in popular magazines like Esquire, Maxim and Vanity Fair. She even sang backup vocals on rock musician/manager Malcolm McLaren’s 1989 song ‘Something’s Jumpin’ in Your Shirt.’ A year earlier Lisa was briefly seen in Weber’s documentary Let’s Get Lost (1988) and acted in the ‘88 episode ‘Baseballs of Death’ on “Miami Vice.” In 1990, Lisa made her movie debut with a minor role in Woody Allen’s Alice before deciding to take a break from modeling. On New Year’s Eve in 1991, Lisa would meet gothic, cult filmmaker Tim Burton which quickly sparked one of the most prolific personal and professional film collaborations of the 1990s. The two supposedly met late that holiday night at a NYC strip club (classy), coincidentally the same day Tim’s divorce to ex-wife Lena Gieseke was finalized. It was love at first sight, with Tim proposing to Lisa only six weeks later on Valentine’s Day, 1992.

For anyone who’s a fan of Tim, you’ll definitely notice that the guy has a rather specific type for his screen actresses and significant others in real life. Wide eyes, pale skin, dark hair and slim figure; as seen on Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeiffer, Christina Ricci, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway, Eva Green and Krysten Ritter. The most significant impact by far was Lisa. Not only did she co-star in Tim’s films Ed Wood (1994), Mars Attacks! (1996), Sleepy Hollow (1999) and Planet of the Apes (2001); but as his fiancée, she was his main muse for a whole decade. Her physical features are allegedly the basis for ragdoll love interest Sally in Tim’s stop-motion classic The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993); and the couple shot a slightly bizarre promo music video for Ed Wood with Lisa wearing her Vampira costume. Nightmare director Henry Selick credited Lisa as a good influence on Tim’s personal life, with her pushing him to eat healthier. During a 2015 interview with the zine ‘toofab,’ Lisa said that wearing her Martian Girl wardrobe for Mars Attacks! was kind of a nightmare; with the dress being so tight, she had to be sewn into it, and the huge wig/fake beehive really heavy. That same production, Sarah Jessica Parker’s character Nathalie Lake’s pet Chihuahua, was actually owned by Lisa and Tim at the time. The actress and director originally adopted the dog after finding it as a stray wandering the streets of Tokyo, Japan while they were traveling.

Though they were engaged for the vast majority of their relationship, Tim and Lisa never officially made it down the aisle, and just lived together. During the filming of Planet of the Apes, it was ‘rumored’ Tim began a secret affair with Helena Bonham Carter right as both of them were working opposite Lisa on set. Tim didn’t officially break up with Lisa until near the end of the press tour, so this must’ve made the premieres a little awkward. Planet of the Apes ended up flopping, though not because of the transparent overlap in relationships, but because it was crap and got bad reviews. Similar to Lisa, HBC went on to be Tim’s muse/fiancée from 2001-2014 and became mother of his two kids. As an impressionable, early 2000s era 7th grader who was obsessed with Tim Burton films, discovering one of your fave filmmakers is a fuckboy like every other male celeb is a legit bummer. Retrospectively, Lisa can boast about inspiring Tim at the height of his career and craft. Since her time with Tim, Lisa has modeled and acted sporadically and mostly seems to hang around L.A. and Paris these days.

[blondrichclosetwitch]

Though the world's full of problems

They couldn't touch us even if they tried

Your destination is the brightest star

They're dancing in Chicago

Down in New Orleans (did you really not know there was a doll of you)

In New York City

All we need is music, sweet music

And she bit my tongue And shouted as I crawled into her mind

And, alone, when we awoke, We stretched our legs and spoke To the people we were sleeping with In voices not our own

Then go on, Laura Here's a flower for your grave

This is your posse bonus

“Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.”

Fish are jumpin

Groove Holmes, RIP

I’m always tagging at your sleeve and I hate you when you leave

I can’t find you in the body sleeping next to me my ghost

“I better document this.”

We have emotional needs

I wish to synchronize our feelings

Oh, show some emotional respect

A juxtapositioning fate

Jessica, wake up.

[grim-faux]

i do have a headcannon of what became of Blake and what incurred at the finale

below cut for length and precaution sake - srsly people, get tumblr savior on your bar and use it.

I dub this, Blake had a massive seizure. But that end tho?

Insert all the smart technical stuff about microwaves being shot into people and the empty nest pregos that woman suffer as result of intense Murkoff shenanigans. 

We’re jumpin’ straight to Blake and what we know from his memories, and in part what Murkoff was trying to achieve through the Mighty Morphine Psychosis Engine. But first, lemme drag in Eddie Gluskin.

What happened to Eddie was a tragedy. Eddie held a traumatic past, which he attempted to repress, but it affected him in a ghastly way - it manifested in his murders and mutilation of victims, prior and post his Morphine engine castration. So what does Eddie have to do with Ouʇlast? He gives us a bridge of context to what happened to Blake at the game end.

 Once Blake was fried by the light, he began revisiting that place of his childhood tragedy - the suicide of his friend Jessica. He felt some form of regret over her death, but at the initial start, why was not apparent - he may not have known fully himself. Blake’s memories of the incident were repressed. From what I gathered of his returns to the hallucination state and frequency due to prolonged exposure in the area, it forced him to dredge up these unwanted memories. The memories revealed to him the truth of the incident regardless what he made of that truth - it wasn’t his fault. That doesn’t change the fact that Blake feels responsible.

Possibly because Blake is a precious cinnamon bun. He does what people ask of him - we don’t know enough of Blake’s personality to deduce if it’s only with women (girls) that he’s accommodating - and I can’t make that calculation, though he was in part revealed by going with Lynn to Hell Gate, and giving in to Jessica’s requests in the short time we were granted that memory. The only individuals that could usurp Blake’s ‘accommodating’ personality to his girls, was an adult. And that is where Blake’s regret stems - he should have stayed, he should have done something more for Jessica. He wouldn’t make that same mistake with Lynn.

This all typed sort of coherent, where does that tie up the finale of the end? What becomes of Blake? It’s possible Blake’s mind snapped and he regressed fully to the hallucination state, but he found a state of mind or memories which keeps him somewhat - it’s hard to say suspended or lucid - but a state which holds his identity? He re-remember’s Jessica as they were as kids (he won’t remember her as an adult or envision her as one), and this memory of Jessica helps maintain his sanity. Rather spend his time haunted by mumbles-fuck-tongue - his impression of the monster that murdered Jessica - Blake has found a suspended state that keeps his mind stable, and keeps his subconscious protected. It wasn’t his fault.

We’re not looking at the ending as Blake in a purgatory or hell, or including areas of mysticism - this is purely a scientific explanation, for fact that science is what brought him to this state; it’s power and the abuse of that power.

With that said, we have a hypothesis of what became of Blake’s mind, but that leaves the question - What becomes of his body? It’s possible Blake only suffered a massive seizure due to a tumor in progress, from his own exposure to the microwaves - tumors were a prolific plague that infected those that have ‘seen too much’.  That would explain the bright light; seizures, and fainting spells, are all sometimes accompanied by a bright light, odd smells, and other abnormalities. That deduction made, Blake may only be in a coma, due to his brain activities revealed as stable for the time being; whether or not he can be roused is unknown. That ending was kind of fucked up. Anyway, if his body is intact, he may be able to recover, but his mind will still be fractured.

That’s what I gathered. I only just finished the game, and haven’t delved into the wikis or fandoms headcannons yet. If you’ve come this far, care to share?

[pli1999]

Party Like It’s 1999 5/6/17

20 Years of MMMbop and 90s Teen Idols Edition

Mike Post – “Law and Order Theme”

Buffalo Tom – “Sodajerk”

Midnight Oil – “Blue Sky Mine”

Hanson – “Thinking of You”

Elastica – “Connection”

Blur – “Country House”

The B-52’s – “Roam”

Gin Blossoms – “Found Out About You”

Goo Goo Dolls – “Slide”

Hanson – “Where’s the Love”

Spin Doctors – “Two Princes”

James – “Laid”

Alanis Morissette – “Ironic”

OMC – “How Bizarre”

Sixpence None the Richer – “Kiss Me”

Donna Lewis – “I Love You Always Forever”

Natalie Imbruglia – “Torn”

Meredith Brooks – “Bitch”

Hanson – “A Minute Without You”

Third Eye Blind – “Semi-Charmed Life”

No Doubt – “Just a Girl”

Chumbawamba – “Tubthumping”

Destiny’s Child – “Jumpin’ Jumpin’ Britney Spears – “…Baby One More Time”

Christina Aguilera – “Come On Over (All I Want Is You)”

Jessica Simpson – “I Think I’m In Love with You”

Robyn – “Show Me Love”

Aaliyah – “Back and Forth”

Brandy – “I Wanna Be Down”

Whitney Houston – “I’m Every Woman”

Gina G. – “Ooh Ahh Just a Little Bit”

La Bouche – “Be My Lover”

No Mercy – “Where Do You Go”

Deee-lite – “Groove Is in the Heart”

Spice Girls – “Spice Up Your Life”

N’Sync – “Tearing Up My Heart”

Backstreet Boys – “Quit Playing Games with My Heart”

Hanson – “MMMbop”

Lit – “My Own Worst Enemy”

Blink 182 – “All the Small Things”

Green Day – “Basket Case”

Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit”

Michael Jackson – “Black or White”

Janet Jackson – “Escapade”

Mariah Carey – “Fantasy”

Salt-N-Pepa – “Shoop”

TLC – “No Scrubs”

Lauryn Hill – “Doo Wop (That Thing)”

Pras featuring Ol’ Dirty Bastard and Mya – “Ghetto Supastar”

Ginuwine – “Pony”

Blackstreet featuring Dr. Dre – “No Diggity”

DMX – “Party Up (Up in Here)”

Ol’ Dirty Bastard – “Shimmy Shimmy Ya”

Black Sheep – “The Choice Is Yours (Revisited)”

Dr. Dre – “Still Dre”

Beastie Boys – “Root Down”

Notorious B.I.G. featuring Puff Daddy and Ma$e – “Mo Money Mo Problems”

Bell Biv Devoe – “Poison”

Color Me Badd – “I Wanna Sex U Up”

Mandy Moore – “Candy”

Sheryl Crow – “All I Wanna Do”

Faith Hill – “This Kiss”

Shania Twain – “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”

Spice Girls – “Wannabe”

Britney Spears – “(You Drive Me) Crazy”

Christina Aguilera – “Genie in a Bottle”

B*Witched – “C’est La Vie”

Will Smith – “Miami”

Next – “Too Close”

Coolio featuring LV – “Gangsta’s Paradise”

“Weird Al” Yankovic – “Amish Paradise”

Snow – “Informer”

Ini Kamoze – “Here Comes the Hotstepper”

Aqua – “Barbie Girl”

Montell Jordan – “Get It On Tonite”

Soul 4 Real – “Candy Rain”

Alanis Morissette – “Hand in My Pocket”

No Doubt – “Don’t Speak”

Smashing Pumpkins – “Disarm”

Sinead O’Connor – “Nothing Compares 2 U”

[myprincelegolas]

I was tagged by @jammeke! Thank you so much for tagging me sweetie! This was so much fun :)

Rules: Answer and tag ten people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each question. Real answers only. If the person before you had the same initial you must use different answers. You can't use the same word twice.

Name- Jessica

Four letter word- Jade

A boy's name- John

Occupation- Jewel inspector

something you wear- Jumper

food- Jell-o

something you find in the bathroom- Jergens lotion

a place- Japan

reason for being late- jump start the car

something you yell- "Jumpin' Jehoshaphat" ;)

movie title- Jack the giant slayer

something you drink- Juice

an animal- Jack Russel Terrier

a type of car- Jaguar

song- Jessica wake up by Regina Spektor

tagging (only if you want to): @deehaan, @jackryyan, @hereforbiclara, and @bestillmyheartsaidthecount

[rollingstonemag]

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"Under Cover" : Motörhead reprend Bowie et consort

Motörhead prépare la sortie d’un album de reprises, dont une version inédite de « Heroes » de David Bowie, enregistrée par Lemmy Kilmister peu avant sa mort

Par Daniel Kreps

Onze reprises enregistrées par Motörhead – dont une version inédite de « Heroes » de David Bowie – ont été compilées dans l’album Under Cover. Sa sortie est prévue le 1er septembre prochain.

Le regretté Lemmy Kilmister y reprend des grands classiques des Sex Pistols (« God Save the Queen »), Judas Priest (« Breaking the Law »), Dio (« Starstruck ») et Metallica (« Whiplash »), cette dernière reprise ayant value à Lemmy le Grammy de la Meilleure Performance Metal en 2005.

La reprise de « Heroes » réalisée par Motörhead lors de l’enregistrement de Bad Magic en 2015 est l’une des dernières prestations de Kilmister avant son décès en décembre 2015. Le groupe avait préféré inclure leur reprise de « Sympathy for the Devil » des Rolling Stones sur leur dernier album. Elle figure elle aussi sur Under Cover.

« C’est une si bonne chanson de Bowie, une de ses meilleures. Je ne pouvais pas imaginer qu’on ne lui rende pas justice, et Lemmy a beaucoup aimé notre version, » a confié le guitariste Phil Campbell à propos de leur « Heroes ». « Ces reprises nous plaisaient quand on les a enregistrées et elles nous plaisent toujours. »

Le batteur Mikkey Dee a ajouté, « [Lemmy] en était très fier, pas seulement parce que cela rendait bien, mais parce que c’était amusant ! C’est ce que des projets devraient être – amusants ! Nous devrions garder à l’esprit que le plus important c’est de s’amuser avec les chansons qu’on aime. »

Under Cover comprend également des reprises de « Jumpin’ Jack Flash » des Stones, « Rockaway Beach » des Ramones ou encore « Hellraiser », que Kilmister avait écrit avec Ozzy Osbourne et Zakk Wylde.

Tracklist :

1. « Breaking the Law », Judas Priest (2008) 2. « God Save the Queen », Sex Pistols (2000) 3. « Heroes », David Bowie (2015) 4. « Starstruck », Dio (2014) 5. « Cat Scratch Fever », Ted Nugent, (1992) 6. « Jumpin’ Jack Flash », The Rolling Stones (2001) 7. « Sympathy for the Devil », The Rolling Stones (2015) 8. « Hellraiser », Ozzy Osbourne (1992) 9. « Rockaway Beach », Ramones (2002) 10. « Shoot ‘Em Down », Twisted Sister (2001) 11. « Whiplash », Metallica (2005)

Traduit et adapté par Jessica Saval