#justshowerthoughts

[catgirltitties]

next birthday i want each of my friend groups to join warring factions and go to battle

[theconsofbeingawallweed]

The reason you get homesick while you're at home is because that's not where your heart belongs.

[thewoodbinewitch]

Considering that squirrel-on-squirrel baby murder is really common, squirrel hell is logical. However, the concept of any animal hell or heaven implies that morality applies to animals, which then begs the question whether or not proximity to humans is a factor in animal morality, or whether there is a separate morality for animals; and if the latter is the case, that then implies there is in fact Animal Christianity separate from Human Christianity, which then means that Redwall is further centered in this reality

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[persistent-wallflower]

The longer I live the more life feels like a time management game

[albertnatural]

r/justshowerthoughts lol my pubes are awesomesauce AF

[chewypussy]

🗣 justshowerthoughts:

when men make out they get huge boners and then touch boners together

[rustmarty]

why is their ship called hilson and not wouse #JustShowerThoughts

[horsegirl]

Honestly it took me a long time to realize I thought everyone was kind of bisexual because I was bisexual. Like I thought well isn’t everyone.. but not me. But also. And then—ohhhh it’s just me okay ❤️ literally had an epiphany about my sexuality in the shower put that on Reddit r/justshowerthoughts “I’m gay.” Reddit gold. You my good sir have won the internet for today

[gooseplumes]

it's normal to eat a bowl of tomato soup or chili but if someone expected you to eat ketchup or bolognaise sauce on their own you'd be pretty confused #justshowerthoughts

[abbelbees]

im like if i was justshowerthoughts was a person

[azfellesquire]

#justshowerthoughts

David Tennant is the dad of the fandom.

Micheal Sheen is Daddy.

[cacaitos]

is there any particular reason the justshowerthoughts acc doesnt block the fuckyoushowerthoughts acc?

[musicalchristianoreo]

Why can’t spiders catch flies?

#justshowerthoughts #justhowarethoughts

[incorrectedda]

The unstated corollary to 'ignorance is bliss' is 'knowledge is agony.'

Óðinn, probably.

[leichenphaenotyp]

just-shower-thoughts: ask everyone you meet if soap touches their asshole to break the ice

[alter-koker]

every single scooby doo movie

fred: we'll split up, daphne will go with me and-

velma: why do you always make us split up and why does daphne always go with you. this is bullshit

scooby: rah

daphne: get his ass