#kai sama road to 100 followers event

[kaiyaki-sano]

Congrats on 100 followers!!! Many more to come🥰 can you do hcs for kiba and sai with a celebrity s/o(acting, singing, anything)? Like how they would act on the red carpet, award shows, in daily life etc? Thank you so much!

Okay wow, holy shit I LOVE THIS?! SO MUCH!! Thank you Anon, this made me actually squeak. So much fun to do.😭💞imagine you’re the celebrity, my sweet anon baby, because this one’s for you.

Kiba Inuzuka

First of all, he’s seen every single movie you have EVER starred in, he’s been a fan for a while before he ever got the chance to meet you.

Such a fan, in fact, that Shino and Hinata know everything about you as well.

They never asked, but they just…let him go. It’s harmless, yknow? Let him fantasize.

But then they’re called on a D-Rank mission, to guard you through Konoha to your movie set, a simple few hour walk through the village and by the river.

It was a known fact that you were a dog lover too, so that helped. As soon as you saw Akamaru it was pretty much over from there.

Such is the case with a lot of people, but you-

You stuck around after the movie was over; bonding with him on the walk, laughing at every dumb and dirty joke he made, cracking them back at him even.

Kiba was down horrendous.

Award shows, red carpets: he’s very much the incantation of that picture of Will Smith on the red carpet-

Yeah, that one. That’s him. Every time.

Akamaru makes the tabloids with you, since you carry him on the red carpet.

Kiba loves it, he loves you, and you love him.

Sai

Okay so that picture above Sai’s beautiful face? Same situation, but reverse that. He is the star.

He had no idea who you were, what you did; “What’s a movie? Is it the training videos and propaganda Danzo made us watch? They weren’t that bad.” He says with a 😌☺️.

You think he’s the cutest thing in the world.

He doesn’t completely understand the attention he’s beginning to receive once he starts publicly dating you, but he does enjoy the compliments.

They call him your “ghostly god”, and other horrific tabloid praise like, “white as snow, hot as fire!!!!!!”

Middle aged moms all over the world thirst over him.

He likes being a star, too.

Soon he’s standing in front of you on the red carpet at premieres, posing for paparazzi while he goes for runs, or tries to hide in the trees and draw.

It’s interesting. Exhilarating. He’s thoroughly enjoying himself and so are you!

Everyone talk show host gushes over him, asking for any details you can spare, some of them going too far sometimes but you’re very quick and professional with shutting it down.

Anyway. They say two stars burn brighter anyway, or something like that.

[kaiyaki-sano]

So... I'd like to request a pairing 💞!

By far you know me better than I share on Tumblr, but here are some generic things: I'm 5,5', with brown hair and dark brown eyes. I like good food, I have a lot of plants and three cats. I often change my personality because of all rp I'm doing live and online. I know how to use guns, bow, and sword. Virgo, introvert, love learning new stuff.

Congratulations bby 😘

Oh I pair you easily with Obito or Yamato. No questions asked, baby🤪

Obito would love your quick wit, he would admire your intelligence and the dedication you have for learning new things and hobbies, he’d find it HOT how you wield weaponry. He would absolutely lose his ever loving mind seeing you expertly swing a sword.

“Can you swing my sword around like that, pretty girl?” He’d wink, making sure no one saw before smacking you on the behind, and innocently resting his chin on your head.

You would smack him, but you’re flustered and we all know it. He knows it. He’ll deal with you later.

We all know for a FACT that baby is gonna be nervous when you’re around. It’s just the facts. He’s blushing, you’re blushing, it’s adorable.

He LOVES helping you tend to your plants, oh my dear god please let him, let him help you. They’ll be so cared for, just like you are.

Watching him smile so sweet, tenderly watering and checking each plant. You could cry, really.

Don’t even mention how he is with your cats- oh sweet lord. All three of them are laying on him, I hope you’re ready to be forgotten.

But worry not, because he’s got enough room for you too, and more than enough love for you too.

[kaiyaki-sano]

💞 Kyyyyy congratulations again!!🥺🥺👏🏻 may I request a pairings from naruto?😩

uhhh summ few facts you knew bout me already is im 4’11 HAHAHA 25y/o, a pharmacist, currently in residency for pediatrics and now im teaching part time as research adviser. im a capricorn rising and a person that loves mornings & coffee. i love to cook & picnic dates or anything somewhere silent and serene🤍

Ohhhhh LUNA ANGEL🥰I was waiting for you!!

Guess what? I’ve thought about this a lot. I pair/ship you with Shisui Uchiha, the precious little squirrel himself.

Listen, Luna, this man adores you.

I mean, he is in LOVE with you. He thinks you’re the most adorable little thing he has ever laid eyes on, not to mention your precious voice and your ability to turn into an absolute firecracker when needed.

Your intelligence is just another turn on, another good tug at his heart strings. He asks you random medical questions all the time, I mean all the time, just because he loves to hear you explain things. He could listen on a loop.

“Tell me the difference between red and white blood cells again, my moon? I can’t remember. Please?” He has those big puppy eyes, you’re gonna explain it to him as many times as he asks. Happily.

He makes you coffee every morning, and when the weather cooperates he sets you up on a comfy chair out in the backyard in your flower garden, with your favorite book while you make his breakfast.

Sometimes you’re his breakfast. You never know what you’ll get with him, though.

[kaiyaki-sano]

Hi there🥺💜 Congratulations for your follower count! Luna spurred me on to join your event so, if it is still open, here's something about me. I'm curious who will you match me up with from the entire Naruto cast 🤭

Sassy, a bit arrogant at times and I swear a lot when I'm angry. I make a ton of inappropriate jokes and I flirt all the damn time.

I'm a very exclusivist person. I decide who I talk to and I am very picky with people, but at the same time, I care very much and I love too much

My love language is acts of help and little gifts

I cry easily when something impresses me: both smth good and bad. I'm an over thinker and I have moments when I get sad for no reason. I... I switch moods fast as fuck cause I am a gemini

I am short (5'4 short ._.) and slim, a dog and a horse person.

I love to swim, wearing dresses and summer hats and I get cold very easily

I hope I didn't overshare, I was trying to give you as best of an image as I could. Kisses

-Biscuit

Okay I really couldn’t choose between these two so you get them BOTH😌

I pair you with:

Obito Uchiha/Genma Shiranui

Look at his face I fucking love him

Anyway, he loves your attitude. Oooooh does he love that arrogance and that sass, he loves how you can match him in a roasting session.

Dear god, if you roast Kakashi with him, he’s falling in love right that second.

I’m not even kidding, he’s gonna swoon. You’ve wrapped him around your finger just like that.

The closer you get, the dirtier his jokes become, and he’s so delighted that you match him on that too.

The two of you flirt so hard, so often, people assume you’re married.

He’s so honored that you took a liking to him, he knows you’re very choosy about that, and it makes his heart flutter to know he’s earned a spot.

When you cry, no matter the reason, he’s right there and he’s holding you, kissing your hair and wiping your tears, not pressuring you to talk if you don’t want to, but dear good god he wants to help, wants to fix it immediately. Seeing you hurt, he cannot take it. He might cry with you.

He loves your sundresses, I mean, of course he does. You’re hot, you’re so hot, he can’t take his eyes off of you when you wear them.

Good luck trying to be on time to wherever you were going in it, because he won’t be able to resist destroying you in it first.

But he’s going to give you one of his jackets or hoodies to take with you, because he knows you’ll be chattering with cold in a matter of an hour.

He adores you, he knows how you are.

WOOF WOOF BARK GENMA-

My bad. But look at him, I mean, seriously? Fuck.

He also loves that fire you have, thoroughly impressed at your quick wit and your humor. Makes him chuckle, you amuse him greatly.

He will probably out-flirt you, but that’s not to say you won’t make him blush a few times.

The man is just good at it. He can make you weak with one dirty joke and a smirk around that god damn toothpick.

You love it.

As much of a shit head as he is, he is just as much of a softie baby.

You’re crying? Who does he need to actually murder? He’s on his way, he’s serious-

Okay fine, he’ll hold you instantly without question, but in his mind that’s what’s going on. Murder plans.

Whoever made you cry: count your fuckin days my dude.

Lord have mercy on your soul if you wear a sundress around him. I mean, you’re gonna need it.

Good luck leaving the house in it, he’s not gonna be able to stop railing you into the next dimension.

Two words: oral fixation.

Good night😌

[kaiyaki-sano]

Hello my beautiful Sunflower mama!! I request a Naruto match-up pairing please 😁😇

ME. I PAIR YOU WITH ME.

heheheh i love you bean, of COURSE, i would love to pair you!!

Of course, aside from my lovely self, I pair you with:

This handsome, beautiful, angelic babydoll, Sasuke Uchiha🥵🥰 @sasuke-uchiha-anon

The love you two have is unmatched; in every universe.

“I will bear the burdens of your hatred, and die with you.”

I MEAN REALLY?! DO I HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE?

I love you two together, we all do, if they don’t they need assistance.

Sasuke let’s you talk his ear off, he likes to listen. He might not say a whole lot, but he takes in every word. Because it’s you, he loves you the most.

He cooks for you, all the time, even making you eat vegetables which you say you hate but secretly you love his vegetables. Only his.

You’re so protective over him, it makes me weep. Unbridled loyalty and adoration, unconditional love.

You’re so gentle with him, because he’s still just a fragile baby inside. He loves it, even though he’s grumpy. We know.

You hold him when he wakes up with nightmares, you wake up right with him, arms open and assuming the position.

He never fights it.

My heart.

My soul.

I need to lay down. I love you both so much.

[kaiyaki-sano]

💞 I don't know I'm just interested XD

I'm 5'4", mid length sandy blond hair, green eyes, a stay at home parent but when I work I'm usually a manager in fast food (😭😭😭). I like to relax most of the time playing video games or writing fic, and cuddles for reading are always the best.

I also love history so if I was in the Naruto world I know I'd have my nose in old scrolls reading up on all the clan and village histories XD

Oh my love. My sweet. Need you even ask who I pair you with??😌✨

The one, the only:

Kakashi Hatake💞

He loves that he can just sit with you, and you two can do your own activities. It’s truly his favorite thing.

You’re right there, he’s right there, both of you enthralled in your hobbies.

It’s like a dream for him.

This man adores you, holy hell, you know he does. You know it.

Stay at home mom? He loves it. You’re caring for his child, the one you gave to him, his favorite person in the entire world made his other favorite tiny person in the world.

He’d die for you both in a second.

He brings you scrolls he finds on missions, anything regarding any history of any village and clan. He knows you love it all, so he grabs every single one he can.

Sometimes he likes to peek over his Icha Icha at you, watching you read. His heart flips happily watching you absolutely absorbed into whatever you’re reading or writing, completely lost in your dimension.

He smiles, going back to his reading.

You never catch him watching you.

When you wanna cuddle with him, you’d better believe he’s right there to pull your tiny frame into his arms and kiss the top of your head.

“Love you, pup.” He murmurs sweetly, rubbing circles on your arm gently with his thumb, not pushing you to talk if you don’t feel like it.

He knows what it’s like to not really want to talk. How sometimes you want to just lay and be held. He gets that, and he loves you so he’s happy to do that.

[kaiyaki-sano]

Hey, it's the anon again, I'm sorry for bugging you so much. I just realized that a lot of people aren't comfortable doing pairings on anon, so if that bothers you, please let me know. I'm just very reluctant to share personal info about myself, so if you wouldn't like to do it, please don't hesitate to skip my ask! Thanks and have a lovely day, Kai!

I’d never do that anon baby💞💞I just have a lot of requests and my middle name is procrastination, but I PROMISE I’m getting to all of them and I have everyone paired up in a notebook already😘just gotta make it fancy! I love you very much!!

[kaiyaki-sano]

Hi babies! I’m so sorry I’ve been a little behind on my requests but today I’m making myself finish them. Thank you for being so patient, and I love you the most!💞✨

[kaiyaki-sano]

(hi I don't wanna bug you and this is in no way shape or form pressuring you to respond soon, I just wanted to make sure you got my matchup request? I'm the 5'3" girl with blue hair btw and ily)

Hi sweet Anon baby. I’ve been having a bit of a stuck moment with my mental health the last few days, and I’ve just been trying to work it out so I can provide the content you and everyone else deserves from me. I’m so sorry I’ve been lacking on my pairings, and you have every right to ask, especially since you were so very kind and sweet and respectful andhshajdjfkfmgkf I adore you, thank you for that. A lot of people approach with entitlement or bitterness, so thank you for simply remembering that we’re people and came to me in such a sweet way. I’ll make sure to get yours out very soon, tomorrow at the latest. I have you paired, I just need to sharpen the details for it. Keep your eyes peeled my love!😘💞

[kaiyaki-sano]

Hi Kai!! Congrats to your follower achievement!! 💫 i saw the event and i NEEED A PAIRRRING 💞

I have to say, that it is pretty difficult to write about myself (also: excuse my bad english, it is not my mother tongue)

I'm 25, she/her, plant mom, straight. I study art history, but i think i that i am not thaaat creative, the dry theory is what i like. My favourite music genre is rock and punk, especially british.

I'm really sensitive in detecting other peoples feelings and accourding to that i often adapt to their mood..!

When i watch films and series i am way too often TEAM VILLAIN 😂

And a last trait.. i do not only love coffee, i consist of it. I have a coffee bar in my flat with several machines and brewing methods!! It is really taking over.

Thats it, i think. I send you a second message non privat, so you can have a look (privilege haha) 👀💞

Thank You!!

Hello my beautiful “anon”!!😘 Thank you so much, and I adore you so much. Bunches and oodles!!

I did some thinkin, and I believe I have a good pairing for you. I was torn between two but my gut says that your perfect match is:

Itachi Uchiha✨💥

He loves that he can help you take care of your plants, first and foremost. He loves being entrusted with something you care so much about, it means so much to him.

This is Itachi, it goes without saying that he adores you. Loves you to pieces. Would kill and die for you, immediately.

It used to mildly irritate him that you could see right through his non-chalance and professional demeanor, seeing the beautiful heart of gold inside him and feeling the pain he felt.

He loves that he doesn’t have to say a word, you just know.

On bad days, he gives you a certain look, and you just nod, pulling him into your arms. You don’t say anything, you both don’t need to. You just love him, hold him through it.

He smirks at you when you watch any sort of superhero or action film, you cheering for the villain and giving an elaborate explanation as to why their case makes sense.

“So, you like a villain?” He’ll wink at you, even though you both know he’s far from that, it still flusters you a little.

He makes you coffee every morning, every single morning.

At the store, whether you’re with him or not, he’s always checking for any new and weird or fancy flavors he can grab for you. He’s learned how to make it perfectly, and use your too complicated machines.

“What happened to just hot water? This is a lot of extra intricate steps, my coffee bean. But show me.” He sighs, kissing your cheek, ready to learn.

You tease him for not being able to use it at first, but you teach him, and he loves being able to make it with and for you.

This man loves you, a lot.

[kaiyaki-sano]

congrats on 100!! I'm gonna challenge you. Kabuto thirst. HCs or drabble. sex in the lab. love you 💜

Ooooooohhhhhh you menace you I’m still so angry about that😡

❌🛑!!NSFW CONTENT 18+ ONLY!!🛑❌

Kabuto NSFW HCs

Now this little menace is able to be incredibly flustering without even trying or saying ANYTHING remotely dirty.

He comes up to you one day, out of nowhere(you’d been friends for a while, finding him a little odd but very endearing and adorable), while you’re training on the grounds, throwing kunai

“Hello,” he smiles, “I see you still can’t hit that bullseye, can you? It’s really simple physics, a little bit of geometry if you want to be technical.”

Then he’s RIGHT behind you, you can feel his breath on your neck while he explains trajectory and the equation of the wind speed plus your angle of throwing, it all sounded like white noise to you though

Because now he’s holding your wrist gently in one hand, elbow in the other, placing your arm in the right position for a successful throw, you have goosebumps and your hair is standing on end on the back of your neck

He notices, of course he does, research and observation are second nature to Kabuto. Interesting, he thinks, how you react to such simple touches and closeness.

“Would you mind accompanying me to my lab? I have an experiment I’d really like to conduct, and you seem to be a perfect candidate.” He asks bluntly, this is science.

You’re confused, but you agree, especially while you’re still weak at the knees, your curiosity got the best of you.

You’re in the lab, and he directs you to a table, “Please do not feel pressured for this, you may opt out at any time, no questions asked. Your comfort and safety are of the utmost importance, do you understand?”

What the fresh fuck is he talking about? You watch him mull about his many sets of cabinets and drawers, gathering a notebook, stopwatch, just standard research- wait. That looks like a vibrator? Is that a vibrator? That’s a vibrator.

The confusion on your face was VERY apparent, and Kabuto cracked a grin at the expression, “See, I’d really like to learn more about human sexuality. How the body responds to certain things under certain circumstances, how it correlates with the mental state one can reach in specific sexual situations. I noticed you reacted to my touch, and I wanted you to be the one for this. I have for a while, actually, but I would never jeopardize our companionship for an experiment.”

His face was so genuine, so kind. Not to mention, he wasn’t wrong, you had reacted. The more you though about it, the more your body reacted. Kabuto notices this too, and smirks. You nod.

“Excellent, please lay down here.” He helps you up onto the table, waiting for you to strip down to your underwear before fastening the fitted restraints to your wrists and ankles, leaving you fully on display, perfect accessible.

What surprised Kabuto, was that he himself had a reaction at the sight of you like this, his cock twitching in his pants. Intriguing. He made a mental note of that, and allowed himself to enjoy this experiment a little bit.

“A perfect specimen,” his voice dropped a little, then he cleared his throat as if to shake it off, “I’d like to first see how long you can go without cumming, after being brought very close to it. Edging, I believe is the term?” He shrugged, looking you over and dragging a few fingertips down the length of your torso, noting the goosebumps that arrived in their wake. “So, would you say you’re sensitive everywhere then?”

He was asking seriously, following the question with a similar touch up your inner thighs, stopping at the edge of your panties. Your whine was not only good information, but very entertaining.

“So you don’t need to be touched very much to become vocal? Noted,” he nodded, business like. But holy shit, did it send a jolt of lightning to your core.

“Oh my, you must be very sensitive,” he raised his eyebrows, running his fingers over the damp cloth between your legs, which made you try and close them from the sensitivity, but you were bound too tightly, left exposed.

“Are you comfortable? Are you okay? Would you like me to stop?” He asked instantly, reaching for the restraints to undo them, only stopping at your loud protest.

“No it’s okay, I’m fine, I’m really enjoying myself,” you reassured him, “how about I say ‘conclude’ or something if it gets too much?”

Yes. That was a good idea. “I see, like a code word. Brilliant suggestion,” he smiled, patting your thigh fondly, “you’ve always been very intelligent.” With that, he moved your panties aside, slowly running the tip of his index finger up and down your labia, watching you closely as you squirmed and bit your lip.

Yes, this was science, but it was also very fun to watch you get more and more flustered and frustrated at his teasing, he was still kind of a shit-head.

He takes mercy though, and slides his finger in, collecting some of the wetness you had an abundance of, and trailing the finger up to your clit, rubbing at the perfect speed.

The sound you made startled him just a little bit, but he continued, speeding up his movements just enough. “You look like you’re going to cum, are you?” He asked simply, and when you nodded, he hastily removed his hand.

“That was very quick,” he noted, switching out his finger for a vibrator, holding it against your clit.

He did the same thing, waiting for you to get right at the brink, then stopping. Over and over, relentless.

You couldn’t take it anymore, you really needed to cum. You tapped on the table with your fingertips, panting heavily and tears pricking your eyes, “K-Kabuto, please, conclude this one!”

He nodded, giving you a reassuring smile and a sweet rub to your thigh, “You’re doing very well, you really are a perfect specimen. Thank you. I can make you cum, if you’d like.”

At your nod of approval, he put the vibrator back, and held it where it needed to be until you were crying out to the ether, eyes rolling back and cum leaking down your thighs.

“Oh my, that’s very nice to look at,” he commented, “next part: how many times can I make you cum before you can’t anymore. Overstimulation, yes? Remember, just say conclude.” He smiled again, not removing the vibrator, but taking a seat to write his findings.

He would be doing as many of these experiments as possible, as often as possible, from now on. But only with you, his perfect specimen.

Ily boo😘💞hope you enjoyed the hc Drabble!

[kaiyaki-sano]

💞hmmmm

A brief but specific description. Well I am odd. I am short-ish, chubby, strange chaotic/emo old lady style with indigo hair. I am a cry baby Taurus. I LOVE sweets and candy. I wanna smooch everyone I meet. I cackle like a mad woman. I love music and anime. I romanticize everything and pretend I’m the main character. Animals are my passion. I am an avid nap taker. Oh and I love you 💙

HI BABY!!!!!!!! I already know this one, no doubt in my mind.

I pair you with:

LEE! The Handsome Devil, The King of respect and consent.

SLIGHT NSFW BELOW CUT

Listen, see how he's running like that? Where do you think he's headed?

He's coming to see you. There is NO ONE, and I mean NOOO ONE Lee loves more than he loves and adores you, no one else exists in his mind.

He missed you so much, oh my dear god and heaven above, Neji was this close to punching him if he had to hear about how much Lee missed you and your soft hugs, how he loves to lay his head on your chest, stomach, thighs, anywhere really. All of you is good, it's you, he loves all of you.

Seriously, Neji raised a fist, Tenten saved his life.

He has never raised his voice at you, not even once, not ever. And he never will. No matter what you do, he won't ever raise his voice because he knows that you're a soft baby, HIS soft baby.

If anyone yells at you, in any fashion, Lee kicks them.

Naruto has been kicked so many times, all he did was yell "HEY!!!"

When you have sex, he's even sweeter with you.

You mentioned you like praise, just once, not that you had to for him to give it, and well. That is his bread and butter.

"You are the most beautiful, not even the flowers of Spring can compare to your beauty," he'll say to you in that soft voice you love so much while he brushes your bangs out of your eyes.

When Lee pleasures you, he puts as much effort into that, if not more, as he does everything else.

"You are such a good girl, such a wonderful and beautiful angel, for me, I am so lucky to be the one who gets to make you feel this good! You look so perfect when you cum for me, please do it one more time? I know you can, you are so good, my Princess!"

You cum for him six times, actually. He cries because well, you're so good, you love him so much, and he loves you.

He wouldn't hesitate to open all 8 Gates for you, not even for a second.