#karaoke kat

[artastic-friend]

MINOR KK REDESIGN!!

She's so sillay!!!!!

I thought I'd add some speakers on her underside so that she'd look like a speaker set when sitting down

This top view is so goddamn goofy

Overall she didn't change much! But I drew this up (to show a friend) and thought I'd share her here too!

Her origin post

[angelicartemis]

KK POST RREEAGGHHHH‼️‼️‼️

Who btw belongs to @artastic-friend 💕💕💕

I think when March first posted/shared her I almost instantly started to draw her. 💀 I wanted to draw her a lot more, but my hands kinda gave out on me a while ago.

Maybe next time I'll draw her more though :0

If I manage to get any ideas-

Also here's a few other doobles that aren't KK, two of which are dragon March :>💕💕

I love the second doodle, but I hate the horn- 💀

AND MARCH IK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT IT BUT SHH LET ME DISLIKE IT- 👹 I may not like the horn but I do like the rest of the drawing overall okay Û-Û /nm

Oh and then here's a little whore (affectionate)

This is the only pencil drawing in this bunch btw 💀

I do like to use he/him pronouns when referring to MM, BUT I do also like seeing others refer to MM with she/her pronouns ^^ I think it's pretty slay either way 💖

Because of that I kinda like to imagine MM is genderfluid or something, just switchin up them pronouns every here and there :D

Or they probably just don't care what you refer to them as, idk-

[wakebymoonsleepbysun]

how do i do audio omg help

Fanmade voice line of @artastic-friend's character Karaoke Kat because I wanted to take a quick break from writing and do something silly. =w= Again this is fanmade...idk how March actually intends her to sound so I hope this isn't offensively off base. 💀

The line comes from this post and something about the character, pic, and the line written just made the sound of her voice so clear in my head that I wanted to try to capture it. I think I got decently close to what was in my head but I just don't have the energy I imagine KK having. xD;;; (I also had to pitch shift the voice, I cannot make my voice actually go that high hahaha...my actual voice sounds like Daria)

[awkwardbakugou]

is that seat taken? 🤭

[ghostclefable]

tgck & bkdk double date to a karaoke room

Katsuki is disinterested until he and Himiko realize they both love BABYMETAL

cue Kats and Himiko singing RATATATA while Ochaco and Izuku both think "so cute!!" about their partner

[bbyobbyo]

its the way this dude reminded me of joshua and i then find out he's also an enfj... tell me im not good at this or WHAT

[falklore]

Anyways, jack antonoff I’m in your walls

[geejaysmith]

The problem with trying to get somebody into Symphogear is that it requires a certain tolerance level for Anime’s specific kind of Anime Bullshit.

Fortunately, my mom will readily identify herself as a Fate/Stay Night fan, so she’s already past that threshold.

[straykats]

i wanna focus on my work but i want to watch a movie while work and i can just miniscreen it yknow and have it in the corner of my desktop bc my eyes bore of just reading academic paoers and looking out the window isnt interesting enough bc its just cars passing by too quick for me to be interested idk but the only problem w a movie (as opposed to music) is that the sound is inconsistent so m occasioanlly exposed to the noise arounf me and that ...? disruption?? in noice is teally annoying to me

[mysteriesmuse]

It all started with Katsuki being dead-asleep and sprawled out and snoring in a way that most people would deem horrendously uncomfortable, and obnoxiously pleasant. Like an overgrown cat.

He was dead to the world until his phone rang. Biceps twitching and flinging awake in the dark Katsuki’s dark red eyes cut across the grey light of his room to catch into the stark blue phone light that was buzzing like crazy. Hands accidentally fumbling as he grabbed it he squinted with a surprised, “fuck.” Why were you calling him? You were 2 years his senior and the resident babysitter/tutor of his neighborhood back in Musutafu. A smart student and pretty girl: one of the only babysitters his parents ever agreed to come watch him. Mostly because your death glare was one that could really rival his own mothers, but also bc Katsuki harbored a little bit of admiration and a crush on you for some time making him actually behave for you.

And as your name flashes across the screen pressed against his cheek he can only remember sitting at the kitchen counters and sharing orange slices as you quiz him for his practical exams. He hasn’t seen you in years. Your voice flits through same as ever, “Hey Katsuki!” He shuffles and sits up closer. His eyebrows peaked — you sound breathy and stressed. “Hey to you too,” he growls. Another whisky giggle, “I know it’s late. I’m really sorry about that! It’s just — well your mother always tells me to call you if I was ever alone at night and I couldn’t think of who else I trust to call. . .” His damn mother did have a habit of telling resident kids to call him in case they were in dangerous situations. A habit she always kept up since he was a kid; always making him walk with you and the other girls when school clubs let out. And now here he was a fledgling hero and Mitsuki was still telling extras to call him — I guess some things never change. Katsuki could hear the faint music of karaoke bars over the phone. Already getting out of bed and rummaging through his drawers for a pair of sweats and hoodie. “S’ okay. Where’re you at right now?” You huff a little sigh, “I’m out at the bar strip on the west side of the city . . . it’s a little chilly.” Katsuki already has his feet in his slides and is heading out his dorm room, “I can hear your teeth chattering from here.” He huffs, “Now what’s the problem?” “I’m just a little nervous . . .” You admonish finally, “Could you just stay on the phone with me, please Katsuki? It’s really kinda sketchy out here.” He grunts, already stepping out the dormitory door and hitting the streets. “I can do that. How’ve ya been? It’s been awhile.” You huff a little laugh, “College is fine pretty mundane to what you’ve been doing. I’ve seen you on the tv and in the news a lot recently. I’m real proud of you Kit-Kat. Your folks are too.” Katsuki can feel his stupid heart leap at that nickname you gave him.

It’s because he used to give you kit-kats every year on white day — which wasn’t really out of the ordinary since you gave him chocolate on valentines, but you gave chocolates to all the neighborhood kids anyways. And despite his parents teasing and his agony you never seemed to think much of it, ruffled his hair and gave him a cute nickname.

He chest swells with pride nonetheless. A particular school event was coming up and he finds himself mentioning it as he spots your form sitting under the bus stop and shouts into the night instead of the phone. “I’ve got my year-three performance showcase coming up next week. If you wanna come watch I can definitely get you tickets next to my folks.” Your eyes go wide and flit over to his figure in the darkness. And the first thing Katsuki can’t help but think is that you look pretty.

Your arms are crossed over your chest and the black corset top you’re wearing. It makes your waist and broad shoulders pop. And as he gets closers he can see that it’s got the lace closures down the sides with cute little bows that you’ve tied. A pair of cream colored trousers and tall peep-toe heels underneath as you rise to greet him. Phone slack in your hand as you stare at him. The black straps of your top dangling over your smooth collarbone as you inhale, “Kats what are you doing here?” Your head of curled hair — he’s never seen you with curled hair before — tilts like a puppy dog. He shrugs hands in his pockets, “Coulda asked you the same.” He says pointedly, you curl in and flush with embarrassment, “How much have you had?” “Only a few. I’m still sober.” You reply with a shiver as you fall into step beside him, “Not as fun as I thought it was gonna be. My friends are still inside.” At this Katsuki feels himself relax he didn’t think this was really your seen anyway. Especially with those friends he knows you’re referring to: the older kids of the neighborhood. “Yeah the rest of them are real pieces of work, babe.” Babe. Did he just call you babe? Dunce face is rubbing off on him. You notice, glancing to look up at him, but he watches you shake your head a little and dismiss it as quickly. “So what’s this showcase that you mentioned Kit-Kat?” He huffs, taking the side closest to the street, “It’s a promotional showcase for 3rd years. Show the pros what we can do, explain our personal philosophy, our ambitions. It’s like a really big resume preview. It’s real important for getting yourself out there to the agencies although I already have good ties to some.” You nod, bumping elbows with him as you dodge a streetlight, “seems really important,” you muse. “I’d love to come if it’s no trouble?” Katsuki’s eyes are glued into your glossy lips while you say that, turning away with the tips of his ears pink as he grunts, “S’ no problem at all. I can get ya’ one tomorrow.” You hum thoughtfully, “it’ll be nice to see you in action up close. I’ve watched your sports festival showings before — it makes me want s’mores.” at this you giggle and lock eyes with him, “I let you do that one time.” Katsuki groans rolling his eyes. “Still the best ones I ever had!” He chuckles nudging you with his shoulder. You beam ear-to-ear and his heart pitters as you loop an arm through his to steady yourself, “I can’t believe we’re both so grown-up now.” And here you go turning sappy on him.

“You know Suki’ I know you’re gonna be a great hero because you’ve always done stuff like this for me. No matter how often others tell you different, you send them to me okay?” And you’re sniffling now, still shivering against his side as you prepare to fight off all the haters he has. He’s matured a lot since his debut, but they don’t say make a good-first impression for nothing. He glances at you intelligent, well-educated, passionate as you are you weren’t gonna put up much of a fight — he still appreciates the sentiment. He grumbles a “thank you” into your hair as he walks you home in the dead of night.

[artastic-friend]

SECURITY BREACH OCS

For a while I only had Rudy, but now I have KK too!! (Karaoke Kat)

Look at her, she is perfect

I like to think that, in canon, she would have no ability to change her facial expression, kinda like DJMM and the DCA. However she can move her eyes and close them with eyelids. That’s all though.

Unless you’re drawing her in a purposely stylized way ofc but I’m just talking about her in canon

But because of this, she gives me like- Cheshire Cat vibes-

Like, she could have this menacing threatening aura that just gets more menacing by the fact she is grinning at you with that same face she always has

She heard you talking shit💀

Oh and her voice DOES sound like the Cat Piano Meow notes when she talks.

So true Rudy, so true 😔

Scopophobia warning:

Oh yeah also her eyes and mouth glow in the dark, thus aiding in her often threatening aura 💀

Wether or not that aura is intentional at times is unclear.

[xkaidaxxxx]

I don’t gotta be the one,no.

fem reader x Katsuki Bakugo

Mentions: NSFW! Squirting, dirty talk, overstimulation, virgin, fluff, etc.

“Congrats on being #1. I’ll take my title back next time.” Bakugo said, flicking your forehead. “Well good luck with that loser.” you replied walking away. He watched you leave the building.

You and Bakugo have history. Not a romantic one. He’s been commenting rude things to you since you were both kids when no one was around. You never told anyone because you were a big girl and would be the #1 hero someday. You’re #1 off and on competing with Dynamight.

“ Hey girl, how are you feeling you’re number 1 again!” Mina said, holding your arm as you both walked around town. “ I actually feel amazing. Let’s go out tonight and celebrate!” you said happily. “ Hell yes! We can invite our besties! You should’ve seen the look on Bakugo’s face. Hilarious. He was shocked and upset as fuck. I think he has a thing for you as well. He was checking you out when you walked out of the building. He was looking at you like he wanted to pounce on you.” Mina said. “Mina. No. He’s with Izuku. You’re crazy. Plus he’s my bully and rival. I will not fall for his ass.” you replied. “ He dumped Bakugo 4 months ago since their schedules were not meeting enough to be with each other. Izuku and I talk about romance. I never brought you up so don’t worry.” Mina said walking into your home with you.

“ Denki, you have a girlfriend. I need advice. I can’t believe I’m asking you for advice.” Bakugo said, handing him a beer. As he took the beer from Bakugo they both receive a message from the group chat informing them about the karaoke party you planned to celebrate.

Denki: Can’t wait see you there N/N

“ Anyways, what do you need advice on?” Denki asked, opening his beer and taking a nice amount into his mouth. “ Y/n. I don’t know when the hell I started liking her romantically. How do I confess to her?” He asked, leaning against the counter. “ I owe Kiri and Sero money. They totally called it. Mhm. I suggest to be honest. Don’t let your pride win for the love of god. You’ve known her since childhood. She’s a tough gal. She doesn’t like it when people beat around the bush. Tell her straight up. Don’t be a wimp. If she rejects you then don’t give up.” Denki said with a smile and a thumbs up. Bakugo felt determined and ready to let you know how he truly feels. “Denki you’re actually good at this dating thing. I’ll tell her tonight after the celebration.” Bakugo said. He checked the time. 8pm already! “ Let’s get going extra!” he rushed out the door with Denki thanking the gods for getting a self locking door.

The entire group showed up within 30 minutes. The first one to sing was Sero. He set the party to be wild and everyone loved it. Everyone let loose. Drank but nothing crazy, however, you definitely let loose and alot. When the clock hit 2am everyone was safely in their homes. Mina and Denki being love whispers vanished, leaving you with Katsuki.

“ You have to shower. I left clothes for you in the bathroom. Go on now.” Bakgo ordered. You don’t take orders from that jerk so you decided to be a bit of a naughty issue. “ K-Katss I can’t shower. Not on my own. Heelppss me.” you whined. He gulped holding you up as the warm water ran down your naked body. He turned away as you scrubbed your body and rinsed up. “ Kats do my back? Please?” you said. You were a bit sober so you had your balance back. He scrubbed your back respectfully, avoiding seeing your ass. Once you were done he left the bathroom and you got ready for bed. You sat on the bed looking around the room as he showered. His walls were a light shade of gray and his curtains were black. He has a great bookshelf, the books and other documents placed there made you guess he has his own home office. You admired his decorated room. He then walked out of the bathroom in only sweatpants. You couldn’t help but stare at his body. His muscles flexing and his abs making you feel a bit hot. You thought maybe you should get back at him from all the verbal bullying.

He got into bed laying down. “ Kats, I need you.” you whispered to him as you straddled him. You grinded against him. You gasped feeling his cock against your already wet pussy. He groaned, placing his hands on your hips. “ f-fuck. This isn't a g-good idea y/n.” he replied. You felt his cock harden. “You’re hard, Kats. You’re not being honest.” you replied, taking the shirt he allowed you to borrow off. You wore no bra. He stared at you. He loves the view. “S-Still I barely even know you….I do know you….but - fuck, you’re so beautiful.” he said. You smiled as his face flushed up. “ You can touch me. Please play with me, Katsuki.” you ran your hand through his hair. He bucked his hips upward with a shaky breath leaving his mouth. “F-Fuck no. Wait. We shouldn’t go too fast y/n. Let’s take things slow.” he finally said honestly. “ Oh Kats, you're so cute. We don’t gotta to be in love, no. I don’t gotta be the one, no. I just wanna be one of your girls tonight. Daddy, please take me tonight.” you said kissing him afterwards. You bit his lip.

A kiss is all it took. He quickly took you off him undressing you. You spread your legs revealing your wet pretty cunny. He slapped it which made you gasp in pain and pleasure. “Nasty little girl.” he commented. “ I’m all yours Katsuki Bakugo.” you said. Making you orgasm many times is how he’ll show you he loves you. He wasted no time. Bakugo held your thighs leaving hickeys behind. You knew he was teasing you and so you forced him to go down on your pussy. He came just from you gripping hair and tugging on it. He was a bit embarrassed. You couldn’t let go of his hair. Bakugo sucked on your clit, he flicked his tongue on it, slurped all your juices. “ Y-yes j-ust- Ahh! Kats!” you exclaimed from the intense pleasure. He hummed lost in thought. His focus was on making you orgasm and making sure you wanted more.

Your body was hot and twitching. He heard you scream his name and finally let go. He then put you on all fours. “Cum inside me daddy.” you said, wiggling your ass asking for it. He spanked you with full force making you yelp out. It was painful but it turned you on. He slowly penetrated you with his tip, making you moan. He continued. You felt so full. “Move Kats. I need it. I want it.” you said whining. “ Oh y/n, you’re so cute but I’m only halfway in.” he whispered in your ear. You knew he hade a fucking smirk on his face. He pulled out and slammed in making you moan and legs weak. Of course he held you up thrusting deep within you. “ K-Katsuki. Oh fuck.” you spoke as your cunny took him all in. He groaned thrusting faster. Your arms gave up, you fell straight onto the bed. He smirked fucking you like there was no tomorrow. You had multiple orgasms in that position. You loved how he didn’t stop after fucking you dumb.

Your head was pressed up against the pillow. You were drooling and moaning. “ You want it baby? You want me to fill you up? Make you my little housewife?” he asked, spanking your ass which made you squirt. You nodded, managing to reply with a “yes please” . He gave one last thrust, deeply releasing his cum. He painted your gummy walls white. He groaned and placed his head on your shoulder trying to calm down. You milked him dry, clenching around him. “ Y-yeah baby milk me dry. I’m all yours baby.” he said. After a few minutes he pulled out and laid next to you. Your mind was lost within the strong pleasure you were feeling. He sat up taking you in his arms. He held you. “Sshh baby it’s okay. I’m here.” he whispered. You were silent and slowly calming down. “ You were such a good princess. I love you very much.” he said. It took you a few minutes to finally come back. “ Was it too much?” he asked, caressing you. “It was perfect. I enjoyed it a lot.” you replied blushing. “ Can I be honest with you?” he asked, making you look at him. You nodded your head. “ You’re my first y/n.” he said. Your eyes widened. “ Y-Your my first too. I got brave…it was supposed to pay back from all the bullying.” you replied. You looked at the soaking wet sheets. You spotted stains of blood. Bakugo saw as well and panicked. “Holy shit! I hurt you! I’m fucking sorry. I’ll be careful next time I swear!” You giggled. “Kats it’s fine this sometimes happens when girls lose their virginity.” He sighed relieved. “I love you y/n. You’re all mine.”He said kissing you softly. You kissed him back. “I love you too. Kats.”

Bakugo wasn’t experienced but porn taught him a few things. Who would’ve thought he’d last for many rounds. The best thing about it was he was very vocal and gave it his all.

You took him very well. You were finally living your fantasy. Wanting to be fucked senseless by a strong and dominant man with tattoos. The books your read created many fantasies you hope they become reality later on with Bakugo.

After this night everything would be different. You’re all his. You milked him dry and you’ll have his baby or babies. Twins run on your side of the family.

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Hope you enjoyed this story

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[tootiecakes234]

Halloween

Katsuki loses a bet to Eiji and now Eiji has come to you to figure out his punishment because who knows how to make Kats more miserable than you? Nobody!!

Since Halloween is coming up you know the perfect thing. You’re gonna make him dress up. You already know you wanted to be Princess Tiana so the theme is Princess and the Frog.

Kats isn’t all that upset about it cuz he knows he’d be fine as hell dressed up Prince Naveen but of course he ain’t getting off that easy. You make him dress up as Ray!!😭

This is a group effort of torture. Mina is Lottie, Hanta is Prince Naveen, Eijiro is Dr. Facilier, and of course denki is Ray’s precious Evangeline

Katsuki is PISSED. Pouts and grumbles the entire night. You guys make sure to take a million pictures and he is frowning in every single one of them.

Kats vows that night that he’ll never ever make another bet again. You guys have the best time making fun of him all night.

Spend the next week and a half calling him ray and he cusses yall out every time.

Of course you guys posted the pictures online and now he had been made into multiple memes.😭 never lived this down

* Denki tries to get Kats to sing the song ray sings to Evangeline in the movie and he ends up almost getting killed. He reverses the roll and tries singing it to Kats but Kats explodes the Karaoke machine.

[semutmerahlagi]

[Kisah Benar] Dia Ikut Aku

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Cukup la sekadar aku kenalkan diri aku sebagai anne…kejadian ni berlaku 2 tahun y lepas..aku ni seorang palajar ipta mase tu..macam biase bile cuti semester aku akan kerja..kali ni aku kerja kat klang dekat jb..aku tinggalkan boyfren dan family aku…2 bulan aku kerja kat sana…aku kerja shif malam…jadi siang kadang2 aku xboleh tido…

Aku biase nye g cc untuk chatting..kali ni aku chat ngan mamat ni umo dia 28 tahun..8 tahun beza ngan aku…name dia M..chat punye chat dia pon mintak no tepon aku..aku mule2 berat nak bagi..ye la aku dah ade boyfren..die pujuk2 ak pon last2 bagi la….sok pon dah abes keje dan balik semula ke ipta aku..

Sejak tu dia contact aku..selalu col..ak pon tau serba sikit pasal dia..dia ni tak tinggal solat..baik la jugak kan…selalu nasihat aku..tapi nasib baik aku tak penah kantoi ngan boyfren aku…dia selalu call dan cakap pasal feel..aku ni malas nak melayan..sampai kadang2 dia letak talifon sebab terasa ngan aku…dia selalu pujuk aku jumpa dengan dia..

sepanjang aku kawan dengan dia aku dapat rasa dia ikhlas..tapi aku tak boleh buat apa2 sebab aku dah ada boyfren…

Sampai satu hari dia telefon aku mintak tolong temankan dia pergi party sambut kejayaan dia dapatkan tender untuk staf syarikat kerajaan.aku mmg la akan jawab xnak..aku bukan penak kenal dia..jumpa pun tak pernah…dia pujuk aku…merayu kat aku..dia kata dia tak de kawan perempuan..tergelak aku dengar..dia kata dia betul2 mtk tlg…dia juagak cakap dia terima kalau lepas ni aku tak nak jumpa dia lagi..aku pon last2 setuju la..

Hari di tunggu tiba..dia datang ambil aku dekat campus aku…mula2 aku malu la..cakap ponmalu2 lagi..tapi lame2 aku buat biasa je..aku tgk dia ok je..dalam hati aku takut nak mampos..ye la kalu kantoi ngan boyfren aku tak ke nmampos..tak lame pas 2aku pon sampai tempat yang di tuju…tempat peranginan XXXXXXXX..

Bile sampai dia bawak aku masuk dalan satu banglo…perh!!!!besar gile..semua ada..bar..karaoke..complete semua nya.. dalam tu aku tengok de laki n pempuan yg umo da jauh sangat ngan aku..lewat 20-an sampai la lewat 40 an..malu bukan main mase 2..semua orang ingat aku girlfen si mamat ni…aku buat tak dengar je…pas 2 dia bawak aku pegi satu bilik..memeng cantik gile…terpegun aku..macam puteri aku rase..

Dia suruh aku mandi n bersiap untuk makan dan karaoke..dia pon keluar tutup pintu…dia kate bilik dia dekat sebelah..dalam hati aku tertanya2 lagi betul ke mamat ni..perasaan takut memang ak pernah hilang dari hati aku…tapi dah penat sangat aku malas nak layan perasaan aku…aku pon pegi mandi…dalam setangah jam aku pun keluar..aku pakai coli ngan panties..aku make up dulu baru aku pakai seluar…tengah2 aku pakai seluar tibe2 pintu bilik aku kena ketuk..aku ape lagi..gelabah la..ye la separuh bogel..tak sempat aku ciap pakai seluar pintu bilik aku terkuak..tergamam aku..dah la tak pakai baju..seluar tak berzip..aku tengok M pon terkejut..dia terus tutup balik pintu..Ya Allah malu bukan kepalang mase tu..tiba2 handpone aku berbunyi..M bagi msg mintak maaf..dia kata tak sengaja..aku tak balas pon…15 minit lepas tu pintu bilik aku di ketuk lagi..kali ni aku dah siap berpakaian..aku pun buka pintu..malu nye tak tahu aku nak cerita..aku tak pandang pun muka M..

Aku pun turun makan2..boring gilerr!!!ye la lepak ngan orang tua…aku cume jadi peneman dia sebab party 2 di wajibkan bawak partner…pas2 sesi karaoke…smapai lebih kurang 3 pagi deorang layan karaoke..aku nyanyi sikit2 je..nati orang kate x sporting pulak..aku dah mengantok sangat..aku ckap dekat M dan dia suruh aku masuk bilik..tido..lepas mtk diri aku pon masuk bilik..kali ni aku dak kunci untuk mengelak benda yang tak di ingini berlaku..

Aku salin baju pakai seluar pendek yang menampak kan peha aku dan bju body fit…tapi aku tak boleh tido..tempat ni memang sejuk sangat..kebetulan aku tak bawa baju sejuk..aku pon sms M mtk baju sejuk..tak lama lepas 2 M ketuk pintu..aku buka dan dia masuk..aku duduk di katil….aku pakai baju tu..besar sampai menutup seluar pendek ku..bila aku berdiri seolah2 aku tak pakai sluar..dia gelak tengok aku..aku duduk bersandar di katil..aku memang tak fikir apa2..kami borak2..dia duduk sebelah aku…aku tak selesa duduk berdua atas katil.aku pun keluar ke bahagian beranda an berdiri menghadap luar..pura2 tgk suasana kat luar padahal dalam hati takut gile!!!!

Dia ikut aku..tiba2 dia pegang pinggang aku dan pusing kan aku ke menghadap dia..terkejut aku..dia pandang tepat mata aku..mase tu dia luahkan perasaan dia kat aku..aku jadi serba salah..aku bukan datang nak berasmara..cuma jadi teman dia je..aku diam mase 2..lepas tu dia peluk aku..aku diam tak balas pun pelukan dia..lepas 2 dia lepaskan aku..aku diam..tak tahu nak cakap ape…dia angkat muka aku pandang dia..bergetar jantung aku…tiba2 dia cium pipi aku..dia ckap dia ikhlas pada aku..aku diam lagi..lepas tu tiba2 dia cium mulut aku..tergamam aku sekali lagi..aku cuba menolak tapi aku kalah dengan nafsu sendiri..aku balas ciuman dia..dia main2 lidah aku sambil tangan dia meraba2 belakang aku…

Aku mula rasa badan aku bertukar panas..dari mulut dia trn ke leher aku..dia cium dan jilat sampai aku tak tertahan dalam sedar tak sedar..yang aku sedar bdn aku terasa sejuk sebab baju sejuk tadi dah tak de kat badan aku..dia semakin asyik mecuim dan jilat lehar dan telinga aku..aku dah stim sangat ble dia jilat telinga aku..tangan dia perlahan2 masuk dalam baju aku..dia ramas tetek aku!!tak tahan dah aku mase 2..aku sedar aku dah ats katil..dia cium mulut aku lagi..sambil tangan dia bukak butang coli aku…dia lepas 2 bukak baju ngan coli kau..terserlah lah 2 gunung yang aku simpan selama ni.

Lepas 2 dia trus jilat-jilat tetek aku..dia isap puting aku..aku tak tahan..nikmat tak terkata..aku peluk dia kuat2 sambil tangan aku yg lagi satu mencari2 senjata dia…aku gosok2 batang dia dari luar seluar..aku dengar dia mngeluh..makin stim aku..makin lama makin rakus dia gomol dua-dua tetek aku…smbil dia isap dan jilat puting aku,aku bukak baju dia…aku tiba2 tersentak bila tangan dia pegang cipap aku…dia gosok2 sambil isap tetek aku..aku mengeluh…aku btl2 dah tak tahan..dari tetek aku dia turun ke pusat sambil tangan dia melurut seluar pendek dan panties aku..aku bogel sepenuh dan terserlah lah cipap aku y tak berbulu….

Dia gosok2 dan gentel bijik kelentit aku..argh..aaaa..!!tu je mampu terkeluar dari mulut aku..m teruskan kerja nya..sekarang muka dia betul2 berada celah kangkang aku…dia sembam kan muka dia kat cipap aku..dia jilat lubang aku..aku betul2 rasa nikmat masa 2..dia jilat pulak biji kelentit aku…dia main2 dengn lidah dia..aku cme mampu mengerang manahan kesedapan…..sedap nye….!!!!nikmat!!!!

Tiba2 aku rase tak tahan sangat…jadi macam kejang…aku mengeliat..rupa nya aku dak klimax bile dia main biji kelentit aku…M terus bukak seluar..aku nampak batang dia dah tegak…dia mainkan2 batang dia kat biji kelentit aku…aku merengek tanda sedap…

Dia terus masukkan batang dia dalan lubang aku..argh!!!aku manjerit!!!keluar air mata aku..sakit!!! merapu rapu aku ucapakan pada masa 2…kali pertama batang masuk dalam lubang aku…dia tarik semula batang dia…dia peluk aku n bisik supaya tenang..mula2 memang sakit..dah masuk tak sakit lagi..dia turun ke cipap aku semula..di jilat2 lubang aku..aku stim lagi..pas2 dia trs masukkan batang dia dalam lubang aku…sakit….!!!Aku jerit sakitttttttttttttt.

M terus jolok tanpa peduli jeritan aku…tiba aku rasa sesuatu dalam lubang aku..rupanya batang dia dah masuk sepenuhnya dalam lubang aku…dia tarik dan sorong batang dia dalam lubang aku..sakit bercampur sedap yang aku rasa….dalam setangah jam lepas tu dia cakap “ah…nak keluar”..aku takut..aku tolak badan dia tapi tak berganjak..

Dia masih enjut..aku pon dah nak sampai klimax..aku biar je..dia enjut laju2 n tarik batang dia dari lubang aku..tersembur cecair putih yang selama ni tak pernah aku tengok depan mata aku. Dalam terasa pedih lubang cipap aku, aku terasa sedap pulak bila batang M keluar masuk dalam lubang cipap aku. Memang sedap aku sayang kau M.

M kemudian terbaring sebelah aku..dia ada cakap sesuatu tapi aku tak dengar sebab aku letih sangat dan terus tertido.. pagi esok ku terjaga aku tengok dia tengah peluk n usap rambut aku…dia senyum..aku sedar yang aku dah hilang dara malam tadi…aku diam..dia bisik kat telinga aku ni lah kali pertama dia tido dengan pempuan..aku x mampu ckp apa2..menangis je yg aku mampu..aku tewas dengan nafsu aku sendiri…dia pujuk aku dan jnji akan jd kan aku isteri dia.dia ikhlas dengan aku…dan sekarang dia sah menjadi suami aku….lepas peristiwa tu aku putus kan hubungan dengan boyfren aku..walaupun rasa bersalah tapi aku terpaksa kerana aku dah jdi milik M

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PERNAH DENGAR FRASA MASTURBATION BUDDY ATAU JERK BUDDY? - PART 1

Baru-baru ni aku berhubung semula dengan kawan baik perempuan aku masa aku mula-mula kerja kat company ABC dulu. Dia masih bekerja kat sana dari mula kenal dulu sampai sekarang dah lebih 11 tahun sedangkan aku dah berpindah randah ke company lain demi sesuap payslip. hahaha. Company tu adalah company kedua aku selepas internship aku tamat. Masa kat company pertama (internship) dulu aku tak ada rezeki untuk disambung kontrak sebab tiada kekosongan jawatan walaupun bosses kat situ berkenan dengan cara kerja aku. Yelah kan budak baru habis belajar. Intern lagi. Mestilah rendah diri kan. Kerja pun bagi sehabis baik sebab muda dan sangat bersemangat untuk berikan yang terbaik dan berkorban untuk syarikat haha.

Okay berbalik kepada cerita kawan baik aku tadi. Untuk memastikan nama dia kekal rahsia aku namakan dia Nurul Quratul Nadzirah. Aku panggil dia macam-macam nama. Nurul la, Atul la, Zirah la..last-last aku decide panggil dia Zirah je senang haha. Zirah ni masuk kerja lebih kurang sama dengan aku beza dalam beberapa bulan je. Aku masa tu fresh from university dan kira masuk-masuk lepas interns tu jadi eksekutif muda la. Yang zirah ni pulak dia masuk sebagai Pembantu Tadbir sahaja dan masa tu dia dah habis diploma dan dalam proses nak sambung ijazah sarjana muda la. Kedua-duanya masa tu masih bujang dan belum kahwin. Aku masatu dah putus pun dengan ex girlfriend masa kat universiti dan masa ni masih belum kenal dengan future wife lagi haha. So sementara aku masih single tu aku pun enjoy hidup sebagai anak muda di perantauan. Habiskan duit untuk game, karaoke, makan, pakaian dan porn hahaha..porn masatu aku sibuk kumpul DVD lagi..banyak jual kat kedai-kedai yang aku tau boss dia kaki simpan DVD jenis XXX haha..

Aku masuk kerja dulu sebelum zirah ni masuk. Jadi masatu aku pun belum ada kawan sangat. Pergi mana-mana pun sorang aje. Waktu breakfast sorang-sorang, lunch pun sorang-sorang. Memang ada eksekutif lelaki dan perempuan lain yang ajak makan sama jugak tapi dorang ni selalu sangat keluar. sikit-sikit lunch mesti nak keluar..aku malas sebab jem teruk masa lunch ramai keluar jugak..masa ada sejam je.. mana la cukup..jadi kalau dorang nak makan luar aku malas nak turun cafe pejabat je.. Setiap kali lunch aku sama ada makan sorang kat cafe atau aku bawak naik atas makan atas meja pejabat..Camtulah rutin harian aku sampailah zirah masuk kat unit aku, masa hari pertama dia lapor diri aku tengok muka boleh tahan comel dan manis orangnya. Rendah sedikit orangnya, bertudung sopan, kulit dia tak putih tapi cerah..baju kurung sopan..senyum manis je..peramah dan bijak orangnya (dekan setiap sem). Masa tu aku jenis pemalu nak bertanya itu ini lebih-lebih kat dia sebabnya aku takut dia tak melayan. Yelah perempuan baru masuk kerja, muka boleh tahan lawa dan comel. Tentu-tentu sama ada dah kahwin, dah tunang takpun paling kurang dah ada boyfriend jadi takdelah aku nak melebih-lebih. Aku diamkan ajelah. Hari pertama dia masuk dia masuk time hujung-hujung tahun camnilah, bulan 12. Masatu ramai staff lain pergi bercuti jadi tak banyak tempat untuk dia rujuk berkenaan system application. Masatu staff baru kena register dalam internal system pejabat tu supaya kalau nak akses apa-apa files atau pekeliling ke, nak apply cuti ke atau buat tuntutan kepada syarikat mesti melalui sistem dalaman. Kira canggih jugak la untuk tahun tu dan zaman tu..company intern aku dulu pun pakai manual form lagi kena isi pakai tangan..haha.. Selalunya benda ni team HR dan ICT yang uruskan termasuk setting desktop pejabat. Oleh sebab team ICT pun ramai yang cuti, jadi dia pun berpaling pada orang paling dekat iaitu aku. Haha. Kalau ikutkan aku pun nak cuti tapi baru masuk beberapa bulan kan takkan dah minta cuti panjang dah kot haha so dari situlah bermula kitorang berkenalan. Jadi aku lah jadi orang ICT, aku jugak la jadi orang HR haritu haha. Sebabkan aku pun dah lalui proses tu masa aku masuk kerja dulu jadi senang la aku nak ajar dia apa kena buat.

Lama-kelamaan aku dengan zirah ni makin rapat la jadi aku tahulah semakin banyak pasal dia. Lepas dari haritu setiap hari aku akan breakfast dengan dia, tengahari tepat pukul 12.30 dia mesti terpacak depan meja aku ajak turun bawah makan. Dah macam isi dengan kuku la katakan tapi masatu aku tak berani lagi nak ungkap pasal boyfriend ke apa sebab aku taknak rosakkan hubungan baik kitorang. Aku anggap je dia dah ada boyfriend dan dia anggap aku sebagai kawan makan lunch sahaja. Nak harap dia single kang nanti aku pulak yang berharap lebih-lebih takut aku frust haha jadi lebih senang aku anggap macamtu. Keakraban aku dengan zirah ni bawak sampai ke telefon. Masatu Whatsapp belum lagi dikenalkan kat Malaysia. Ramai masih guna messaging services biasa (SMS). Jadi masatu aku kerap jugak topup setiap minggu sebab aku dengan zirah banyak borak setiap hujung minggu. Lepas waktu pejabat pun kadang makan malam kat gerai dekat dengan pejabat aku sebelum balik. Masa tu zaman Hot Tiket hotlink tengah popular. Jadi kejap-kejap aku turun dari rumah sewa aku beli hot tiket kat kedai telefon untuk pastikan kredit sentiasa ada untuk borak dengan dia. Kalau kredit aku dah habis, dia pulak akan call. Bila kredit dua-dua habis kitorang message je. Last-last habis sebab masing-masing tak beli topup kad.

Selang dekat nak setahun berkawan rapat, aku dengan zirah ni makin rapat dan dia pun dah mula send gambar selfie kat aku. Time tu hantar guna MMS (Multimedia Messaging Service) haha siapa masih ingat tau la..Telefon pintar masa tu baru nak naik..aku ni baru masuk kerja jadi skip dulu beli telefon pintar mahal-mahal ni..Aku ingat lagi phone pertama aku beli bila aku mula kerja tu adalah Nokia 701..masatu Nokia masih relevan la.. gambar dan video memang tajam buat masa tu..taksilap aku phone tu dipanggil symbian phones bukan smartphone..Bila nak jimat duit topup kitorang borak kat facebook chat. Senang sebab guna data dari duit (1 mesej satu sen). Jadi dia pun makin kerap cerita itu ini last-last sampai ke topik seks.

Aku pun tanyalah apa pendapat dia pasal seks semua. Mula-mula risau jugak sebab aku taknak rosakkan hubungan baik dengan satu-satunya kawan perempuan yang aku ada kat pejabat tu. Kawan baik pulak tu. Buatnya dia rasa tak selesa dan jauhkan diri dari aku kan dah malu je tak pasal-pasal. Jadi aku bertanya dengan cara perlahan dan tenang dan tanpa memaksa. Mula-mula seperti yang aku anggap zirah ni agak ketinggalan pasal isu seks ni. Bila aku cakap pasal blowjob, pancut luar ke pancut dalam ke apa semua dia taktau. CD Blue pun dia boleh taktau..apa tu? CD warna biru ke? cerita apa? Pelik kan.. rasa macam dia ni betul-betul perempuan melayu terakhir. Terlindung dari segala pengaruh budaya kuning...sampai la aku yang explain panjang lebar. Dia pun ooo macam tu ekk..ooo yeke..eee pelik-pelik..betul ke weh? Aku pun layan je pertanyaan dia dengan batang yang tegang la haha tapi tanpa bagitau dia la kan. Aku taktau la korang macam mana tapi bagi aku perempuan yang innocent dan tidak tahu apa-apa pasal seks lebih mengghairahkan daripada yang nakal dan open to sexual conversation...bagi aku awek yang jenis innocent tapi curious ni lebih mengghairahkan sebab kita tak tau macam mana tindak balas dia lepas dia dapat semua maklumat tu..boleh jadi dia pun lebih open dan lebih slutty dari awek yang dah tau semua benda tadi kan..

Last-last sembang punya sembang sampai ke topik melancap. Dia tanya aku pernah melancap ke? Sebab aku dah selesa dengan dia time tu aku pun terus terang dengan selamba..aku kata mestilah pernah weh..selalu..dia macam wow ye ke..ko melancap tu macam mana..aku kalau dapat soalan mcmni dalam mesej memang auto naik batang la...hahaha..dahla aku duduk sorang..jadi line selalu clear takde nak kantoi ke apa dengan housemate..pastu umur awal 20 an time tu memang libido berada di kemuncak..stim aje memanjang..asal ada bahan baru je..mesti layan sambil tangan dalam seluar haha..jadi berbalik kepada cerita tadi...dia tanya aku melancap lelaki tu macam mana..perempuan pun melancap ke..aku kata beza mestilah beza perempuan mana ada batang..camnilah aku kata..ko duduk dengan sapa? sorang ke atau dengan roomate? dia kata aku duduk satu rumah sewa 3 bilik dengan 5 housemate lain..aku kata haa ramai jugak..ada DVD player tak rumah ko? dia kata ada..aku pun bukak la CD blue yang aku kumpul bertahun-tahun tu..aku carik satu yang tunjuk porn star dia melancap lelaki dan perempuan, pancut dalam, pancut muka semua tu aku pilih sebab lengkap dengan pelajaran yang aku nak ajar dia..sebab memang aku kaki porn, aku ulang tayang hampir semua CD blue tu..jadi aku dah hafal pun jalan cerita dia..tujuan aku nak bagi dia tengok dulu video ni sambil aku ajar dia satu-satu sexual terms dan position dalam video tu...jadi sebab kan esok kerja aku kata okay zirah esok aku pass CD ni kat ko..aku tau rumah ko ramai housemate jadi pandai-pandai la ko tengok ya jangan sampai kantoi...😂😂.. dia pun bersetuju je...tak sabar nak tunggu esok dia kata..

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Next with the redesigns we get to the WarioWare cast! which oh god there's so many people here what the fuck! anyways! Here we have basically the cast of the og with two from later games. The Warioware cast designs are peak so not a lot is changed, but hey, I still changed some things, so let's get to them! (shoutout to the official WarioWare website it was so useful!)

Mona and Joe are the easiest since they keep themselves more or less the same - still the deliverywoman extraordinaire and her lovable boss. Mona here like everyone else is a bit older - a college student, majoring in archaeology, and has upgraded from a scooter to a motorcycle (quite literally upgraded, Crygor took her scooter and turned it into a bike). Joe keeps himself more or less the same, except a bit afraid of losing the best employee he ever had.

The man with the beat Jimmy T and the silly lil alien, Orbulon! With the former I just added some stars on his pants and also gave him melanin, because frankly the bright colors work better with darker skintones and the Mario cast is pale as milk, some variety is nice. for Orbulon I just put him in his human disguise's cute little minidress, because we stan a gender-non-conforming king. Fun trivia: Jimmy has beef with Waluigi over who has the better dance moves. They get along otherwise but if there's dancing happening it is ON. SIGHT.

Diamond Taxi's speed demons, Dribble and Spitz! I similarly didn't change much, just more detail on shoes, Dribble wearing his coveralls differently, and their earrings, which are actually their wedding rings, because look at me in the eyes and tell me these two aren't fucking. that's right you can't. Spitz finally got to publish his novel! It's doing better than Dribble expected.

Mad Scientist and Beleaguered Karaoke Robot Assistant Duo, Crygor and Mike! The levels at which Crygor is a cyborg vary SO OFTEN I just gave him the full helmet, a robotic left hand and a robotic foot. Mike I only changed up a smidge and changing his face to an LED display for better emoting. Still Penny's loving grandfather, he's gently trying to steer her towards a focus on the mechanics rather than chemistry, believing that she can achiever her idol dreams without having to rely on questionable homemade beverages. Mike on the other hand encourages to focus more on chemistry out of the selfish desire she can make a drink that will give HIM a perfect singing voice lol.

Nintendo Fanatics 9-Volt and 18-Volt! For fun I gave them the real names of Nikola and Edison. Now middle schoolers, they still enjoy skating and Nintendo games. I did the same with 18-Volt as what I did with Jimmy T. 9-Volt's helmet is more clearly a firefighter helmet - it's his dad's old model that he gifted to him.

And to finish it off, Kat and Ana! I wanted both of them to have more unique color palletes, and as a further distinction Kat has freckles. Like the rest they're a bit older, now elementary-school kids, and while he's not in this post they also get along a LITTLE better with Leo.