#karl private tweet

[karl-updates]

Karl private tweet!

[Image ID: A tweet from 🍄 @/THEHONKBOY that says “Had a pretty productive meeting w some people that *actually* have say at twitch for decisions etc, and made a lot of progress with them on how much they REALLY fucked up for you guys. Love you sm thanks everyone :] 💕💕”. /End ID]

[majorbisexualpanic]

this is my favorite drunk karl priv tweet

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if..you were a famous singer!

okay i liteally read @/beeindaclouds stuff ALL THE TIME and got inspired so here it is :D

my official comeback (and it isnt a taylor swift song fic!!! whaaaat) 

dream: - in love with ur music even if wasnt his vibe - bro would learn to like it LMFAOOO - learns all the words instantly its an instant thing - even before u know the words he knows them - is willing to help you write music cause he has some minimal experience! can give feedback but its not that technical - please collab with him and make him release trust issues - now that he’s face revealed hed BUMP at your concerts - hed tweet about ur music, and his spotify twitter account thing would report hes listening to it but i feel like he wouldnt do more than that publicly - wants you to have your own thing  - huge and major fan

george: - more a lowkey fan - obv still supports you hes like that - listens to ur music but not on stream - also tweets about it but its like “go listen to my s/o’s new music:) they worked hard on it” - wants ur effort and talent to be recognized - listens to it and when asked for feedback just goes “it sounds good darling” - hes just like “alr its good like always”

sapnap: - okay he’d either be really similar to george OR hes go HARD - tweeting snapping instagramming streaming whatever social you name hes THERE - “GUYS OMG [ARTIST NAME] RELEASED MORE MUSIC ITS SO GOOD” - would beg george and karl to get you on banter just to talk about your music - and if you write a song about him?? - suddenly his whole world is perfect - “ABOUT ME? OH DOLL THIS IS AMAZING YOUR BEST WORK YET” - buys ur merch even tho ur his s/o - offers his input even if he knows it might not be the best  - would dance to it with you - your NUMBER ONE BIGGEST FAN 

karl: - he’d be so sweet about it - “this is AMAZING? oh my god you’re amazing??!?” - has it as an intro to his streams  - *streaming* “guys that songs is by my s/o btw” - makes mr beast listen to it  - tweets about it. alot - posts one (1) picture on his instargam of the both of you in the studio from when u were recording - loves you loves you loves you

quackity: - covers it on stream and makes it cursed - “HAHAHAH no guys but its actually good go listen to it nOW” - keeps up his joker persona but tells you how hes proud of you in private - vERY supportive - will stay up when ur trying to write (cause hes also up doing lawyer shit) - begs u to do a song in spanish  - if you know spanish pls make it about him - if not dont ask him for help he will ruin it - if you wrote a song like getaway car or like shutdown or mooo hed DEF listen to it in the car  - he loved to listen to ur song while driving it brings him joy - two things he loves together

punz: - listens while playing val LMFAO - would VIBE if u did like indie rap or soemthing - and if it wasnt his vibe? hed still listen cause he wants to support you - maybe not as much as he would have but its fine - cause he likes you a lot - would send you beats randomly be like “lol use this” - “no i dont want too” “babe :((”

wilbur: - POWER . COUPLE - WRITE A SONG WIHT LOVEJOY? WORLD GOES CRAZY - will help you write music. hes good at it too he knows what to do and like what to say - listens to ur music, no matter what it is - wouldnt promotw in much he knows how important it is to build ur own following and + if ur famous u dont need it - u could feature him tbh maybe background vocals or guitar if he was kinda skeptical - or just duet it - its cold outside type beat yk - he loves you and supports you tremendously

LET ME KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU GUYS WANNA SEE :D reqs are open

[demonstars]

silly, silly, silly (we are for life now)

The relationship [between two people] also reveals the extent to which man’s need has become a human need: the extent to which, therefore, the other person as a person has become for him a need.

Vienna Tang, Stray Italian Greyhound // Rachel C. Lewis, Tell The People You Love That You Love Them // post by gildedfairy // céline sciamma // dream’s stream // tweet by Dream // Howard Sankey, INCOMMENSURABILITY, TRANSLATION AND UNDERSTANDING // tweet by dreamwastaken // Hera Lindsay Bird, I KNEW I LOVED YOU WHEN YOU SHOWED ME YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD // Rhiannon McGavin, Watching you talk on the phone, I consider the empty space around atoms– // post by peachygos // Foo Fighters, Walking after You // Frank O’Hara, Morning // post by kristina100000 // Karl Marx, Private Property and Communism (i said i would.)

unofficially made for nov suenitos because:

[the-update-hub]

List of MCYTblr Update Accounts!

This is a remake of the original list in order to declutter it! The original list still exists, it is merely not pinned anymore. This is to overhaul to organization system and remove the clutter of inactive blogs, which have become rather numerous.

This list is meant to serve as a compendium on update accounts here on tumblr for ease of discovering new ones since it can be somewhat difficult to find them!

If you know an update account that is not on this list or make one yourself, please let me know so I can add it! I’m only one person after all. Speaking of which, this account is run by Mod Luna, whom you may have seen on a few different update accounts such as philza-updates!

The update accounts are listed with the CC(s) they update on and whether they provide Image IDs and/or transcripts for accessibility. They’re also sorted alphabetically by name.

Please feel free to share this post or blog in any way you like! This is a blog specifically to spread info so if you want to at it to point people to it go ham.

Below the cut is the List of Update Accounts!

@3rdlifeupdates: CC: the revolving cast of the Life/Traffic series, Image IDs: N/A, Transcripts: N/A

@aimsey-updates: CC: @aimseytv, Image IDs: Yes in alt text, Transcripts: N/A

@billzo-updates: CC: Billzo, Image IDs: Yes, Transcripts: N/A

@couripacepals: CC: MCSR community, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: N/A

@crumb-updates: CC: @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

@dreamupdates: CC: Dreamwastaken, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

@foolishgamers-updates: CC: Foolish Gamers, Image IDs: Sometimes under images, Transcripts: N/A

@fundy-updates: CC: Fundy, Image IDs: Yes below image, Transcripts: Yes

@generationlossupdates: CC: Ranboo and specifically his horror project “Generation Loss”, Image IDs: Yes, Transcripts: N/A

@goodtimeswithscar-updates: CC: Scar, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: N/A

@grian-updates: CC: Grian, Image IDs: Yes, Transcripts: N/A

@guqqie-updates: CC: Guqqie, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: N/A

@jrwi-updates: CC: The cast of Just Roll With It, Image IDs: Yes, Transcripts: Sometimes

@karlupdates: CC: Karl Jacobs, Image IDs: sometimes in alt text, Transcripts: N/A

@manifold-updates: CC: Jack Manifold, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: Yes

@mcc-updates: CC: Minecraft Championships , Image IDs: No but most posts are text only, Transcripts: No

@mrtechnodads-updates: CC: Techno Dad, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

@nihachu-updates: CC: Nihachu, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

@origins-updates: CC: Origins SMP members, Image IDs: Usually, Transcripts: No

@philza-updates: CC: Philza, Image IDs: Yes below image, Transcripts: Sometimes

@punz-updates: CC: Punz, Image IDs: Yes below image, Transcripts: Yes

@purpledupdates: CC: Purpled, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: N/A

@quackdates: CC: Quackity, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

@quackityupdates: CC: Quackity, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: N/A

@ranboo-updates: CC: @ranboolivesaysstuff, Image IDs: Yes, Transcripts: N/A

@schlatt-updates: CC: JSchlatt, Image IDs: Yes, Transcripts: N/A

@shubble-updates: CC: Shubble, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

@slimecicle-updates: CC: Slimecicle, Image IDs: Yes below image, Transcripts: Yes

@technoblade-updates: CC: Technoblade, Image IDs: Yes below image, Transcripts: Yes

@tftsmp-updates: CC: Karl Jacobs and various, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

@thesorryboys-updates: CC: Wilbur Soot, Slimecicle, Philza, Ranboo and TommyInnit, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No, Note: A lot of non-update posts

@tobyispriv: CC: Tubbo, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: N/A, Note: Only updates on Tubbo’s private twitter’s tweets

@tubbo--updates: CC: Tubbo, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: N/A

@updatingranboo: CC: Ranboo, Image IDs: Yes below image, Transcripts: Yes

@wilbursoot-updates: CC: Wilbur Soot, Image IDs: No, Transcripts: No

[lynxindisguise]

Remus reads/writes Karl Marx y/n fanfic, send tweet.

shhhh karfy that's PRIVATE. (yes he does, I've seen it)

[asiogie]

is that about the karl thing? karl would have just said it’s fake already if it was fake lol. it would have taken him 20 seconds to send a private tweet when it was blowing up

anon thinks my dislike started because of the thread 🤪

[georgenotfound-archive]

George mentioned in Karl's private tweet 2023/02/24

The video is due in the next 24 hours according to his priv.

[karl-updates]

Karl private tweets!

[sparxwrites]

The Asshole-Of-The-Internet AU

sparx god. dsmp has internet and comms are iPhones and tommy gets banned from dsmp Twitter so he has to anonpost on dsmp 4chan

hoodie RKJGHRKGHKJGHERHGJHRHGH TOMMY ON 4CHAN OH NO

sparx …………oh no now I have “what if asshole-end-of-the-internet dsmp au” 4chan kiwifarms whatever else

hoodie they try to radicalize him but it doesnt work bc he literally is in exile

sparx SCREAMING okay but au where dream runs 4chan. Wilbur stars as null who fucks up 4chan and then makes kiwifarms when he gets run off the site. tommy is the normie they’re both desperately trying to recruit. Schlatt runs rise of kings or whatever tf the pick-up artist site is called

hoodie OH MY GOD YES

sparx this is perhaps the worst thing ever I have had in my head and I do not say that lightly

hoodie its SO fucking funny tho tommy in the reddit dms with wilbur who is trying so so hard to get him to join his site but tommy just keeps asking how many bitches wilbur gets from kiwifarms and wilbur has to say 'niki left me bc i made the site'

sparx SFAHDJFKGKGLSGSHDKGHRKRL niki left Wilbur and went to found ovarit which i think is like. the radfem site heghghgh

hoodieRJKHRJGHGH wilbur radicalised niki

sparx his dick was so shit it radicalised niki………….. George on 4chan but he just fuckinf sucks at being nasty and keeps messaging dream like “there r people being racist on here :/“

hoodie george on 4chan telling ppl to stop saying slurs

sparx YEAH YEAH u see my vision

hoodie george: idk this is kind of mean :/  dream, typing out smth incredibly evil: its just the internet it doesnt matter

sparx dream has to pretend occasionally he has morals for the sake of the bussy which he still has yet to get him and quackity are moots on some incel website

hoodie hes in it for the long game RJHGH quackity is on an incel website bc sapnap and karl left him

sparx he watches Schlatt’s webinars on negging

hoodie REJGHRJHHG quackity: takes notes so he can use it to win back sapnap quackity is literally the only gay person in a sea of pathetic straight men who are threats to society

sparx diversity win! this homosexual is a pathetic man who’s a threat to society <3 techno bc he is a chad only has a Snapchat that he uses to post gym thirst trap gains pics

hoodie RGJHJGRHGH sapnap is also a chad who only has snapchat he and techno have each other added so they can compare gains quackity hate screenshots all of their posts and jerks off to them in the private of his sad sad studio apartment

sparx HRGHRJGJGKD YES Karl makes Twitter threads so long u gotta use that unroll app for them and refuses to add image descriptions tho george keeps begging him

hoodie RHGERJHGHG why is george the most moral person in this au im crying hes just a normal guy trying to do the right thing

sparx Tubbo runs a parody account of a major political figure, except he’s actually very smart and has a lot of good ideas and the political figure is very stupid and so a) many people think tubbo’s account is actually the real one and news outlets regularly report his tweets as tho they’re fact, and b) he realises slowly that the guy he’s parodying is actually copying his ideas

hoodie ERJGHEGHERJGHKJERHGJGHERJHGJHGERJGHJGHRJGHRGH THATS....OH MY GOD wait what if the political figure is like Eret or smth

sparx Tommy: tubbo they banned me from 4chan :(  Tubbo, typing under his “@scrotus” account: wait a second Tommy I’m trying to influence international trade policy with China

hoodie KJERGHEKJGHJRGHGHRJGRHJGH clingyduo in this au goes so fucking hard also dream violating the rules of his own site to ban tommy is SO funny tommy has to go back to reddit

sparx I do also love the exile implication that it’s possible to get banned from 4chan YEAH

hoodie dream just wants tommy's cringe ass off of 4chan tubbo should honestly be banned from twitter but at this point everyone is convinced hes really eret and eret's actual account gets banned for impersonating a public figure

sparx hrbrhfhfr YEAH eret does not attempt to get unbanned bc at this point he desperately needs tubbo to keep his ratings up

hoodie tubbo is really the only thing keeping the public opinion of him up tubbo is the last bastion of hope for his reelection tommy literally is barely aware of all of this hes too wrapped up in whatever tf is happening with wilbur and dream ranboo has a tumblr

sparx ranboo has a tumblr and has no idea tf is going on out there

hoodie eryn used to have a prank youtube but he went too far and got permabanned JHRGHRJHG ranboo is safe....

sparx he's busy reblogging fanart of the founders of 4chan and kiwifarms kissing

hoodie KJRFHEJKGHJGHRJGH dream considers doxxing ranboo for this crime bc ranboo is the one drawing that fanart

sparx YES YES YES

hoodie wilbur on the other hand turns the fanart into his mousepad and sends pictures of it to dream

sparx tommy: ranboo why are you drawing rpf of my brother  ranboo: wait these are real people  ranboo: ............................wait your brother founded kiwifarms?????

hoodie tommy: yeah  ranboo: ......................tommy im sorry but this has to go in your callout post  tommy: youre making a callout post about me?  ranboo: i have one in my drafts just in case : ( sorry : ( i have one for all of my mutuals

sparx aLJSDKJFHERJGKHERKJGEFKJGHE OFC HE DOES

hoodie this is all said by a guy who has been drawing fanart of kiwifarms founder kissing 4chan founder....hypocrite

sparx the joke’s on ranboo, tubbo has files on all his friends with their addresses phone numbers known aliases known associates family members birthdays social security numbers and photos of the outside of their house

hoodie TJGHERHJGHJERHGHRGHJGEGHHGG tubbo is prepared to drop these if any of them ever cross him even wilbur wont fuck with tubbo and wilbur also has the full doxes on everyone...expect for dream this is part of why dream is wilbur's arch enemy sorry this is the best au of all time

sparx this is a absolutely the best au of all time wilbur is obsessed with getting dream's dox

hoodie wilbur: tommy im not going to help you do your homework, im trying to dox dream

sparx he's like. tommy. tommy i gotta get dream's dox. there's only ONE way to do this.  tommy: stalk hi-  wilbur: seduce him  tommy: ...............aight i'm out

hoodie RKJHGJHH tommy: have fun you fucking freak wilbur: oh i will, i will : ) tommy:

sparx tubbo, absently, scrolling twitter: do you want me to make homosexual sex illegal? i could probably do that  ranboo: my fanfic is coming true?!  tommy: ..................................what the fuck is wrong with both of you

hoodie tommy: why is everyone i know a wrongun??????  ranboo: im not a wrongun...am i?  tommy: you draw fucking art of my brother making out with dream ofc youre a wrongun!!!! tubbo: im going to outlaw rollerskates

sparx DSKJFSHHKGJ tubbo's just casually running a country

hoodie tubbo is basically the president at this point shockingly a positive thing when we compare it to dsmp canon that was not so positive for tubbo karl makes a thread about how tubbo isnt actually the real president but tubbo just responds saying 'yeah im a parody account' and literally no one believes him

sparx everyone's like, oh, our eret, so witty! so funny! look how down and hip with the kids he is

hoodie RGJGHRJGH

hoodie also im watching a schlatt video rn and honestly schlatt needs to be in this au more i think he should be the third person trying and failing to radicalise tommy

sparx OKAY BUT THIS AU IMPLIES SCHLATT MANAGES TO LIKE. TAKE KIWIFARMS FROM WILBUR front page news that's like "I'M THE EMPEROR NOW BITCH"

hoodie HE SHOULD ERKJGHJRHGHGHG he fucking stages a coup

sparx jannies lockout

hoodie RJKGRJGHGH wilbur is literally flipping things in the other room HIS GLORIOUS SITE....HIS KIWIFARMS.... his unfinished symphony

sparx UNFINISHED SYMPHONY OF KIWIFARMS

hoodie JRHGH schlatt perma bans wilbur and tommy's accounts and also doxxes wilbur then hes like 'if i find out any of the users here are female im banning them too' this is how wilbur and niki eventually end up teaming up bc he convinces her that schlatt is the true evil

sparx HOWLING HE WOULD

hoodie 'this is a manly site for men ONLY'

sparx niki: wilbur i will work with you if you publicly record a video saying ur dick is tiny and ur head game sucks  wilbur: ........... :( ok

hoodie wilbur: anything to get my site back.............

sparx ranboo: so that new video from wilbur..... uhh. anyone else think it was kinda....... 😳 tommy: ranboo. my brother. i am going to kill you.

hoodie tommy: ranboo you have one last chance to apologize or i will end your life right here and now  ranboo: sorry for being gay 😔 tommy: not sorry enough!!!!!!

sparx SORRY FOR BEING GAY im gonna shit

hoodie RJGHGGHGH ranboo is sorry for being gay for your brother, tommy

sparx hmmmm who have we forgotten in this au

hoodie hmmmmm tina fundy fundy is a scorned kiwifarms mod who thought he was wilbur's fav

sparx JSHDFKJDFHG fundy: i was your SON wilbur  wilbur: fundy. you're 19. i am 21.  fundy: your SON

hoodie fundy: you ABANDONED ME  wilbur: i was literally kicked off of my own site

sparx fundy: i'm gonna kill myself now  wilbur: lmao. -wait NO DON'T

hoodie TJKGHRGHRGJH wilbur: wait bro are you joking?  wilbur three days later: i think he actually did it  fundy, not dead: taught him a lesson lol

sparx skdjfjsdkjghdfkjghdfkj

hoodie this au is a blessing

sparx it's Something!!!!

[xomoosexo]

the leaked messages were SO easy to clear up. it was everywhere, it’s not like karl didn’t see. and mods knew like if karl didn’t see it then they told him about it. all he had to do was send out a private tweet saying it’s not real anything would have been solved. i just see people denying it still and i think it’s kinda crazy

yeah I mean to me it's seems very very likely they were real for this reason and also his mods response. to me right now I don't really care that much about what he does/when he interacts with dteam (as long as it's not the only content we get from snf again) I mostly find his interactions with snf to be kinda fascinating... 😭 I just like drama tho sometimes

[tinogiehd]

karl tweeted on his private that he’s in finland freezing and won’t be talking before or after the stream video lol. his huge project and he can’t even say hi to people live for a minute

wow

[vadergf]

Karl made a "multilingual smp" joke and then mentioned dream publicly for the first time in months on a kinda ???? private tweet

So karl neg, nothing new

[mcyt-peach]

Hii! What would it be like (as is what would mcyts tweet) if you came out as ftm trans?

karl, wilbur and tommy tweeting about ftm trans!reader

⋆｡˚ summary: when their friend and fellow streamer comes out on social media, karl, wilbur and tommy decide to show their support

⋆｡˚ including: cc!karl, cc!wilbur and cc!tommy

⋆｡˚ warnings: reader uses he/him pronouns, reader is trans ftm (female to male)

⋆｡˚ note: this was a bit shorter because I'm pretty busy at the moment but I hope y'all still like it

Karl

Karl wasn’t surprised in the slightest when you came out on your twitter, finally showing off who you truly were

he’d been going back and forth with you over the past few days about the topic, trying to offer support and calm our nerves over the life changing moment of coming out

he had even stayed up with you the night before you posted, drafting, redrafting, checking grammar and carefully choosing each and every word

quickly unlocking his phone and pulling up your tweet, he was ecstatic to see the throngs of people expressing their support in comments

“I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU’RE THE BRAVEST PERSON I KNOW!!! <3”

the capitalization, excessive number of exclamation points, as well as the emojis he tacked on after his original reply were his way of lifting your mood through an undoubtedly exhausting time

still, if the way you liked every picture he put up of him and you, in your new haircut and clothes, he was pretty sure you felt on top of the world

Wilbur

Wilbur had been anticipating your tweet, with you having come out to him earlier in the month

he had no trouble using your preferred pronouns and respected your desire to keep it from the public until you felt comfortable

during streams, he simply referred to you by your stream handle and didn’t tolerate any comments from chat that could cause you to feel uncomfortable

but here you were, sharing everything you had discovered about yourself with your fanbase and hoping for an understanding response

despite all the love from your followers, he was sure you were wracked with nerves and made a mental note to check up on you when everything had settled

being able to finally use the name he’d been calling you in private for months felt liberating and he couldn’t help but join in with the masses supporting you

“You’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met and if you ever need some fashion advice man to man, I’ll be waiting to pick a fit for you”

you would, of course, respond with pictures of Quackity in a green beret and blue jacket, along with a teasing “I think I’m good”

Tommy

Tommy’s inconsistent use of twitter meant he missed your original coming out tweet, something he still denies to this day

only when the few people he has notifications on for began retweeting and responding to you did he realize what he had missed

his notifications were blown up by a well-meaning Tubbo and a very sarcastic Ranboo telling him to get off his ass and use his crazy personality to show his undying support

he was frantic to make any and all comments about how proud he was, even going as far as to respond on every single alt account he’d ever created

every frenzied retweet read like that of a tween from the early 2010’s, wrought with spelling errors and incomprehensible hashtags

“YOUER MY FAV BROTHER BUT SONT TELL WIL #WELCOMETOTHEBOYS”

the next day, you got a call from Tommy asking if he should do a “getting a tattoo with my brothers” video, to which you threatened to tell Wilbur about until he gave up

[karlupdates]

Karl tweeted on his private!

[grace122]

okay, don’t mind me just dropping some nsfw twitter links at 4am….

link -> thinking about this with george when you guys randomly wake up from the multiple naps you have so one of you is bound to get a little horny.

link -> i feel like karl would enjoy this-

link -> this guys hands and just body reminded me of george LMAO.

link -> hm, foolish making out with you whiskey punz eats you out. i just got butterflies.

link -> sending this type of video to sapnap while your home alone with dream and sap’s visiting karl or george (just not home)

link -> follow up on the last one. sapnap and dream made an agreement with consent that he can fuck you if you want, and he sends this type of video to sap

link -> i feel like one of the boys would definitely take this type of picture and send it to you.

link -> BRO SCREW THE PICTURE, ITS THE SAME GUY BUT A VIDEO

link -> FOOLSIH? (i might be reaching?)

- 🧝‍♀️

YESSS I LOVE THESE ALL SO MUCH (nsfw links⬆️)

1. ok but sleepy sex with george>>>>

2. you are so right, i feel like karl would really be into grinding through clothes and stuff

3. oh my yes, george would also really like to spank his s/o for sure

4. pretty positive the tweet is private but i love that idea!

5. he would literally die lmao

6. that’s so hot and yes oh my, i actually have a blurb about that lmao

7. it’s giving me punz or maybe foolish vibes but he’s they definitely would

8. AHHH DEFINITELY PUNZ

9. holy fucking shit that’s HOT, it’s definitely giving foolish so much