#kash morgendale

[andrewjostn]

Ash: The reason bullies get to me is because I lived with one my dad. He was a cruel man who didn't like his life, and he took it out on me.

Kit: Okay, okay. Now we're getting somewhere. If you're having dad problems, that's my jam, son.

Ash: Real weird take on my crappy father.

[andrewjostn]

Ash: Kit, will you taste this batter?

Kit: Mm-hmm. Hmm. I think it's a little off.

Ash: You know what's off? Your mouth! Why Ty lets your stupid tongue anywhere near him, I'll never know. Nope, I forgot the sugar. That's on me.

[andrewjostn]

Ash: Oh, hey, can I borrow that? Dru's out of town. I need two phones so I can send her a "frontie" and a "backie."

Kit: I don't want your ass in my cloud.

[andrewjostn]

Ash: Kit, this is amazing.

Kit: I know, when's the last time you cried like that?

Ash: Huh? You cried?

Kit: Damn right, I did.

[andrewjostn]

Kit: It's true what they say: Night shift makes for strange bedfellows.

Ash: In your dreams, perv.

Kit: Ugh.

[andrewjostn]

Kit: Anyways, I'm back to being a shadowhunter. It's all I've thought about for the last six months.

Ash: Hurtful.

[andrewjostn]

Kit: [About kitten] Counterpoint: you two make an adorable couple. Might I suggest putting him in a mug and pretending to take a sip? Ash, are you stomping off to do my thing?

[andrewjostn]

Ash: I don't think your wrist is supposed to move like that.

Kit: No, it's been like this since I broke it playing football in high school. Fine, I petted a horse too hard.

[andrewjostn]

Ash: All right, listen up, buddy. You're gonna tell us where it is.

Kit: And also what it is. We're a little unclear what we're after.

[andrewjostn]

Ash: Okay. Crank up the tunes, Kit. The Night Boys need an anthem. Something dark, something tough, something I already got it. [Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" playing] You know what? I'm into it.

[andrewjostn]

Kit: Talk about what?

Ash: Uh, tell me about Ty, hmm? You must be excited to see him.

Kit: Very much, you know. Oh, God, what if it doesn't go well? We haven't seen each other in a while, and what if it's weird? Uhhh!

Ash: Why would it be weird?

Kit: I don't know. I don't know. I mean, maybe we've grown apart.

Ash: I'm sure it will be magical when you see him.

Kit: I hope so