#kenneth haight

[art-from-within]

KING MORGOTT LEGALIZES GAY MARRIAGE!!!!!! LANDS BETWEEN DUMBFOUNDED!!!

SHANEHEIGHT DISAGREES (common shaneheight L)

BASED KENNETH HAIGHT GIVES SEAL OF APPROVAL (common kenneth W)

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

Women in Elden Ring: I killed 96588667 tarnished with my rot attack. you're fucking next, bitch

Men in Elden Ring: I'm a weak kitten tarnished save me erdtree grant me succ, call me mother

Peasants in Elden Ring: I'm literally a decomposing husk m'lord but it's all good

End boss Consort Radahn: aaahh so weak my butt hurts, I'm crumbling, you use magic I use die aahh, Miquella kiss it better aaah

Miquella: I knew I should have stuck with Mohg, Lord of Blood. He had better drip too

Low level monster in Elden Ring: I'm a frog with laser eyes. A FROG WITH LASER EYES. Who are you to think you can walk through MY hallway. Become dust, tarnished

[nooooough]

screwed

[nutaiga]

[tarnussy]

I crammed as much lore into this as possible

[greys-slippings]

I wish I could visit Limgrave for the first time again

[darkrootmushies]

Getting back into ER thank you Jerma985!!!!!!!

[vampirezogar]

The great Kenneth Haight would be like "Tis okay, I can say 'tarnished,' I have had the t-word pass bequeathed unto me, I'm cool."

[fellomen]

"then he insulted malenia, lost to her in battle, only to lick her boots rather than die like a man."

you just asked me to kill the knight commander that attacked you and stole your fort TWO SECONDS AGO kenneth

[xebsart]

I'm kennethposting again

[boltofgransex]

I wish I could post nsfw there but you would miss the awesome censorship techniques I use

[sabrerine911]

Big Berserker Lady fren Beth recognizing Stormveil ruler Nepheli! colored (Elden Ring) A goofy Elden Ring thing I did . In my headcannon my beeg barbarian Beth Ravencoft considers Nepheli a really close friend(she also has that barbarian to barbarian respect). Really happy that Elden Ring gave us a more wholesome ending for her (and Keneth). hopefuly the dlc doesnt ruin that and doesnt reconnect with that quest thread XD.Felt like finishing this ol sketch since I decided to throw in a NG+ run with her before the DLC (she is like lvl 280 because of all the boss help I did with her back in the day, honestly I dont mind cause her cleaving trough everything with ease in the lands between would be more lore accurate, souls games never really fit her in that combat feats department XD

(wish we had the option to adust character heights like the Dogma games, she would absolutely tower the tarnished sized NPCs if I was going for accuracy, good thing I can still do that proper in my dumb comic skits)

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

My full list of good character sliders I found for Elden Ring that I actually made myself

Melina/cute face I use this one usually I love it

Pretty girl/anime type face, this ones also great to edit

Messmer the Impaler, this ones awesome

Kenneth Haight (And a lot of other NPCs)

[blaiddfailcam]

BLAIDD AND KENNETH?? INTERACTING? IN MY PARODY SPINOFF MANGA????

[tarnishedinquirer]

Person of Interest: Godfrey

Name: Godfrey Title/Alias: Lord Race: Unknown Gender: Male Occupation: Lord of Limgrave (former), Marika's Lord (Former) Affiliation: Golden Lineage, Tarnished Notes:

Once ruled over Limgrave from Stormveil

Godrick is his descendant (disputed)

Formed the "Golden Lineage," from which Kenneth Haight also descends.

Defeated the Nameless Revenger at Castle Morne.

Was Marika's Lord

First of the Tarnished

Banished along with his followers, to return after death.

First Elden Lord

Possible link to Horah Loux?

What's with the lion?

Shrine statues were replaced with Radagon after his exile.

Marika divorced him for Radagon.

His throne in Stormveil was placed on top of an existing crest

His statue was placed in front of a lion relief

Not the original lord of Stormveil—that was the lion.

Also led the Roundtable Hold—Two Fingers in his chair now.

Never mentioned as Godwyn's father, at least not yet.

[tarnussy]

He doesn't wanna talk about being a hypocritical harlot.

Kenneth, why are you wearing a random grandma's drip while trashing Godrick for the same when he escaped Leyndell?

Why didn't you die like a man to the blood-crazed knight that took over your fort while yapping about Godrick not dying like a man?

Oh he ran from Radahn? Like how you ran from a knight commander when fleeing your fort?

Answer me, Kenneth.