#kenning during the day. kenning at night. kenning a lil bit right now

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I'M JUST KEN (AND I'M ENOUGH) AND I'M GREAT AT DOING ~STUFF~

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“Classified” Pt. 2

      It’s been a few weeks since the world got the news about the bombing. There still wasn’t any news about the survivors or the ones that tragically lost their lives in the attack. However, I did find out ~ low key of course ~ that they did catch the corporates that orchestrated the attack and they all were apprehended. The unfortunate news was that was the only news I had got on the event that took place. I received a call from Kendric’s mom to check on me to see how I was holding up and if I had any news. The suspense of everything was driving me up a wall right now, I even thought about re enlisting on the rescue recovery team just to go over there so I can possibly find out some answers on my own, that thought came and went because I was not trying to get trapped into another combat mission at all. Most days after work, I would just come home and lay up in the bed most times. I didn’t want to be bothered or be around anyone, I still made sure Sam got his food but I wasn’t even in the mood to deal with his shit lately. The person who I really wasn’t trying to deal with right now was standing in the door way looking at me.

  “You need to get off yo ass and do something with yourself Romeal……” My mom said walking over to me and kicking the couch.

  “Ma, I’m just tired right now and I have a lot on my mind.” I said sighing.

  “Don’t stress yourself out over things yo can’t control son……... I’m sure if something was wrong with Kendric then you would have known by now.” She said trying to assure me that everything I was feeling was superficial.

  “That’s the love of my life ma, I can’t help but to worry. I’m tired of people giving me the it’s going to be ok speech. It will never be ok until I find some answers about the situation.” I said getting irritated.

  “That’s because it will be ok Romeal, I taught you a long time ago that we are nothing if we don’t have faith and now is the time for you to activate your faith and hold on to it.”

  “I’m glad you so sure ma, you must know something I don’t.” I said looking at her.

  “Yea I do know something……... I know you better watch yo damn tone before I stick my foot up in yo ass lil boy.”

  “I’m sorry ma, but I just never imagined my life without Kendric. He completes me in so many ways and I don’t even want to think that he won’t be here to help complete our journey together.” I said on the verge of tears.

  “Then don’t think that way then…… you just need to continue planning out yalls future together and continue to keep everything together as yall planned. I’m sure yall will have the rest of yalls life to make dumbass mistake and to hurt each other’s feelings. To make up and continue to build yall life as one, and you are not about to give up or continue to think he is not going to return home to you.” She said sitting next to me.

  “I know ma but…….”

  “No buts Romeal, have faith son.” She said holding me close, and for the first time since I got the news I broke down and cried like a baby.

                                       Me (Romeal Mitchell)

   I don’t know how long we sat there or when exactly I fell asleep, but when I opened my eyes I was bundled up on the couch. I didn’t see my mom, but I did smell food, so she must have cooked before she left out. I slowly got up and went to the bathroom because I had to pee, when I finished washing my hands, I looked at myself in the mirror for about 5 minutes straight before leaving out the bathroom. I went into the kitchen to try and eat something. I walked in there and found a note sitting on the table from my mom. It said that she had to run and would be over tomorrow to check on me. I fixed me some food and sat down at the table and began eating. While I was eating, my phone rang, I got up to get it, but it stopped ringing when I picked it up. It was a number that I didn’t know, I didn’t even bother returning the call. I sat it back down and went back to finish up my food.

     The next day while I was working, I received another phone call from that same number from last night. I answered it this time, but no one said anything, so I hung up the phone. I wasn’t in the mood to deal with bullshit and people playing games. I continued to do my work until the phone on my desk began to ring. I picked it up and the first thing I heard was a bunch of people talking in the background and making a bunch of noise.

  “Romeal speaking.” I said getting the person attention.

  “Hey Romeal, this is Shantell, how are you?”

  “Hey, I’m ok, what’s going on?”

  “I need a favor and before you go off, I know you dealing with some things right now but I’m desperate.”

  “What has Sam done now?” I said rolling my eyes.

  “Surprisingly, he has been doing good at least with the touching stuff, he still doesn’t wanna take his meds at times. That’s not the thing though, we are 3 people short tonight and I wanted to know if you wanted to make some extra cash by helping out.” She said but she was forgetting one thing.

  “Shantell, you do know that volunteers don’t get paid for working right?”

  “Yea I know, but we have some petty cash on hand that we are using to pay the volunteers and since you the only one it all can be yours if you say yes.”

  “I really don’t feel like being bothered but for you I will do it.”

  “Thank you so much, and just for the record, that was me calling you on your cell.”

  “Oh, girl I’m not to keen on answering numbers I don’t know but I will lock you in, so we won’t have that problem anymore.” I said forcing a laugh.

  “Ok, you can get some rest and come in at about 10pm if you want.”

   “Sounds good to me……. see you then.” I said hanging up the phone and getting back to work.

   I was sitting in my living room after getting off work watching different news reports. I tried my hardest to block out everything that I was dealing with, but that was hard to do. A few minutes into the news broadcast, I heard them say that many of the troops were being returned home along with the wounded and deceased soldiers. It was a bit bittersweet for me because on one hand I was glad that everything over in the middle east was coming to an end but on the other hand, I was still dealing with the possibility of living my life without Ken.

                                           Kendric Harris 

    I took a nap shortly afterwards to prepare myself for tonight at the V.A. I’m glad I was off from my regular job on weekends because if not then this was going to one hell of a night. Before I could get out the door, I got a phone call from Ken’s mom.

  “Hey Mrs. Harris, how are you?” I said picking up the phone.

  “I’m ok, did you here that they are shipping some troops home along with the victims of the bombing?”

  “I heard that earlier, I guess things are wrapping up over there.” I said not trying to have this conversation with her.

  “Look, I’m coming down tomorrow to meet with some people from the base, you wanna join me?” She asked.

  “Mrs. Harris, I would but I already committed to the V.A., but I would’ve came if that wasn’t the case.” I said lying, it wasn’t that I didn’t want to go or want to know what was going on, I just wasn’t ready to face the reality of things.

  “Ok, well I will stop by when I get thru at the base to check up on you.”

  “Ok ma, be safe out there on that road.”

   “Will do……. Talk with you later sweetie.” She said before hanging up the phone.

   I finally made my way over to the V.A., when I walked in the building, I signed in and then went down the hall to where Shantell was. She was sitting at her desk looking like she was about to pass out at any moment. When she finally noticed me, a smile of relief came on her face.

  “I thought you wasn’t going to show up.”

  “I’m a man of my word. but I hope it’s a quiet night because I would hate to have to rough up one of these people in here tonight.” I said laughing.

  “You should be ok, but here is your payment.” She said handing me an envelope. “Everyone should be out for the night, but you know how your buddy Sam is……… his ass is known for probing the halls looking for some ass or food.” We both started laughing because it was true.

  “That old man going to catch something one of these days……. Would it be wrong of me to take his walker out his room?”

  “That negro would probably just hold on to the walls if you leave it up to him.”

     We made small talk for a while before she left, and I sat down behind her desk for a little while before making my way around the building to check on things. I made it back to the desk and started doing random shit on the computer because I was bored out of my mind. I was starting to regret this decision, I hated being this bored, and this was the epitome of boring. I was looking thru my emails when I came across one from my old Master Sergeant. He left me his number and asked me to call him whenever I got the email. I don’t know what he could possibly want because during my time under him, we weren’t exactly friends. I dialed the number he left me hoping that he didn’t pick up, the phone rang for every bit of a full minute before he picked up.

  “Hey this is Romeal, you wanted me to call you.”

  “Yea what’s going on with you son?” He asked and for a second, I forgot just how annoying his voice was.

  “I’m making it, how is everything going over there?”

  “Things are better now, I wanted to talk to you about some things if you have a min.”

  “I do, but if your about to ask me to re-enlist, then I’m going to respectfully decline. I’m not in a good head space right now.”

  “I know you’re not, I was going to ask you about joining some of your old squad section at some of the memorials that are taking place.”

  “Ok, I can try to make some of those, it’s the least I can do for our falling soldiers.”

  “Good, another thing is that I made a few phone calls to some friends that are in the Marines ~ off the record of course ~ I know you been worrying about Ken. I found out that Ken’s squad was not at the scene when the bomb went off, but they weren’t that far away from it.”

  “What does that mean?” I asked feeling my blood pressure starting to rise.

  “That’s all I know for now, but if he was hurt or worst……. No one will know but them until the official release is giving out, good news is that all of the deceased victims have been shipped back to the states. If one of them was Ken then you have been known by now, unfortunately that’s all the news I have right now.”

  “Ok thank you so much, I know you wasn’t supposed to go out on a limb like that, but I really appreciate it.”

  “We brothers for life man besides I don’t need you all depressed and shit.” He said laughing. “I will contact you if I find out anything else and also about the remaining memorials taking place.”

  “Ok Thanks Sergeant.”

  “Alright take it easy.” He said before hanging up.

     I wasn’t feeling any better about anything after that phone call. I guess the good news is that Ken is still alive, but the bad news is that what kind of shape he is going to be in when he did come home. He wasn’t really that expressive when it came down to his feelings or what was on his mind. I come to understand why but that doesn’t mean I agree with it. He would tell me how he feels about me all the time but that’s about it.

     I got thru the night without having to rough up anyone or having to sedate Sam. I did make sure to see him and made sure he took his morning meds before it was time for me to leave. As usual he wanted me to go out and get him some food, so I did and brought it back to him. The first thing I did when I got home was take a hot and long bath. I really like being at the V.A., but I hated the hospital smell that in there. After my bath, I threw on some underwear, took a few selfies, and got in the bed, I fell asleep shortly afterwards.

When I opened my eyes, it was dark outside, I couldn’t believe that I slept all damn day. I checked my phone and saw that I had some missed calls from Shantell, Mrs. Harris, my mom, and some other people. When I got out of bed, something was off, but it wasn’t the query feeling I felt before. This was a feeling of happiness of some sort, I guess it was because I knew Ken was still alive and we still had a chance at our future together. I smelled food coming from the kitchen and there was only two people that had keys to this place and one of them was in the Middle East right now, so it had to be my mom. I went into the kitchen to see the food on the stove, but my mom was nowhere to be found. This was typical of her, she would come over, cook, leave a note and leave. I looked around but didn’t find a note any where she would normally leave them. I picked up my phone to call her, but it went to voicemail, I then dialed Shantell number to see what she wanted.

  “Hey, are you busy right now?”

  “I just got up not long ago but what’s wrong?”

  “Sam, he won’t take his evening meds or eat anything, he is really acting an ass right now.”

   “Ok, give me a little while and I will be up there.” I said hanging up the phone.

   I went into my room and pulled out something to wear, then I went into the bathroom to freshen up before I got dressed. While I was in the bathroom, my doorbell rang, I threw on some gym shorts and went to answer the door. When I opened it, my mom was standing there with Mrs. Harris, this wasn’t a good thing because they rarely hung out.

  “What’s wrong?” I said looking at them suspiciously.

  “We came to check on you, I came by earlier, but you were sleeping so I left out and met up with your future mother in law.” My mom said walking in the house.

  “You must have stayed up all night huh?” Mrs. Harris said.

  “Nah, I worked overnight at the V.A. last night and I was tired, speaking of that……. I need to go over there because it seems as Sam is cutting up and only I can get him straight.” I said walking back to my room to get dressed. After getting dressed, I walked back into the living where they were on the couch just laughing and talking like old time friends.

  “You getting all dressed up to go to the V.A.?” My mom asked me.

  “Well you did tell me that I should never leave the house looking a mess.” I said smiling.

  “You seem to be in a better mood.”

  “Yea.” Mrs. Harris agreed.

  “Yall told me to not be down and stop stressing over things I can’t control, so yea I’m feeling better.”

  “Well you can ride with us, and afterwards we can go to a bar and get a drink.” They both looked at me and the look on their face was daring me to say something.

  “Fine, but let’s go before this man get put out.” I said walking out the door.

     When we got to the V.A., we got out the car and started walking in. They were behind me snickering away, I didn’t pay any attention to them at all. After walking in, I made my way around to Shantell, she told me where Sam was at. I went back and got my mom and Mrs. Harris before walking around to the common area. When I walked in there, Sam was sitting in a chair watching tv, I walked up to him and handed him his meds and some McDonald’s.

  “Now calm the hell down and stop giving all these people hell up here, you promised me that you would be on your best behavior if I brought you food up here and I have kept my end of the deal but you not.” I said looking at him.

  “Are you done being a drama king Romeal?” He said laughing. “I did all that for two reasons, one was to get some more McDonald’s and two is because there is someone here that wants to see you. It’s an old colleague of yours.” He said smiling.

  “Ok all this wasn’t necessary tho, between you and my mom and Mrs. Harris, yall going to drive me crazy.” I said shaking my head.

  “I thought that I was the only one in the world that drives you crazy Romeal.” A voice said from behind me. I looked at Sam who had a smile on his face, I slowly turned around to come face to face with the love of life.

  “Kendric, oh my God, is that really you?” I said touching him.

  “In the flesh baby.” He said grabbing my hand. “But I have told you about not checking everything in the house before you go to bed.” He said smirking, I was confused for second.

  “What are you talking about Ken?”

  “I could have been a burglar or a hired assassin, you came home and never thought to check the spare rooms, did you?” He asked, and I could have slapped him.

  “So, you were in the house all night and all day?”

  “I was there last night and most of the morning, I left out after your mom came over and it was my idea to get you up here, but there is the question at hand tho, do I still drive you crazy?” He said smiling.

  “Worst than Sam ever could, I missed you much and I have been losing my mind without you.” I said shedding tears.

  “And you do the same for me but 10 times worst, but it’s all over now and it’s going to be us forever if you say yes to my next question.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a beautiful diamond band. “Romeal Ethan Mitchell……. Will you continue to drive me crazy for the rest of our days as my husband?” He said getting down on one knee. “Marry me please.” The tears started flowing from my eyes like a fountain.

   “Of course, I will baby.” He placed the ring on my finger and stood up. He pulled me into a kiss and hugged me. Everyone including our moms were clapping and cheering, I couldn’t believe that not only was my baby back with me, we were now engaged. I couldn’t have been anymore happier in my life right now and that is something that won’t ever be classified.

(Pictures used does not reflect the actual Characters just as visuals for the story)

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Drabbles, Imagination Sanitations + Other Satirical Sundry: Master Post

Inspiration comes from everywhere, from reader Asks, to gifs, to the proposed scenarios we know as “IMAGINE...”. There are some premises floating around, however, that cause my imagination to go down a different path than the one the O.P. likely intended. You can find the results below. 

Oh, and there’s also The Flurps, wherein I got inspired by a gif or image or writing prompt or conversation, and went nutty. 

Go on. Have a laugh. You deserve it. 😆

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Many of these are just a handful of sentences, so I’ve put one ⭐ at the ends of the titles that have a healthy paragraph/amount of dialogue, and two ⭐⭐ on the ones with an actual bit of story to them. Flurps are marked with【F】

PS: *none* of the poor grammar/misspells in any of the quoted descriptions are mine, but you knew that already. #humbly 

#FLURP Archer’s Cheryl Tunt and two handsome would-be firemen explain the reason behind the tag. [Spoiler: there is no real reason, as it’s not a real word, but it’s fantastic and better than other fake words]

Balmy “Imagine Mick taunting you after you lost a drinking contest against him.”

Blockage "Imagine texting Dean about your new boyfriend."

Buoyancy ⭐⭐ “Imagine Sam teaching you how to swallow.”

CASE #450-B20-1-4Y ⭐ 【F】 A confused spirit believes he can assist the Winchesters.

Castiel’s Brownies  ⭐⭐ A birthday party goes awry.

Cock-A-Doodle-Don't ⭐ “Imagine Sam seeing you cross the road.”

Dear Jack ⭐⭐  【F】 In which I address our - and Sam’s - initial encounter with Jack.

Everything  【F】 “.....a guy who was randomly passing by...”

Gas Giants “Imagine taking Human!Castiel to see his first fireworks show.”

Hammer Time ⭐⭐ “Imagine Demon!Dean is chasing you around the bunker.”

Headcanon  ⭐【F】 Headcanons should involve actual heads, right?

Heart of Dorkness “Imagine Dean messing with a fake heart asking you to be his Valentine.”

Heeled  “Imagine Castiel when you get shot.”

Hoedown  “Your mom admits to you...”

Hold The Garlic ⭐⭐ “Imagine […] on [a] hunt, you need to lure a vampire out of a restaurant, however things don’t quite go to plan when Dean […] barges in.”

Imagine This Review ⭐⭐ “Imagine Sam making home videos.”

Jackson ⭐ “Imagine Dean [is back from the dead], only to find out the music you’ve been playing in Baby [isn’t] classic rock.”

Mixed Signals "Imagine showing Chuck your new makeup."

Overextended ⭐ “Imagine kissing Crowley passionately on his throne.”

Patterns “Imagine your father John coming to comfort you at the hospital.”

Pitre Pit  【F】 In which Sam will likely sleep in the car.

Recovered Letters  ⭐【F】 A recovered letter which never reached its destination, written by a beleaguered hunter during what came to be known as The Great Flatulence Fracas of 2015, as narrated by Ken Burns

Red Pill  ⭐【F】 Let me tell you why you’re here...

Ruff Times ⭐ “Imagine accidentally breaking a glass and Sam coming to your rescue.”

Swabbies  ⭐⭐ 【F】 In which Nash tells The Commissioner about how parley can take a long walk off a short plank.

Smurf O’Clock ⭐ 【F】 In which Sam went and got himself smurfed like a mothersmurfer.

Soles ⭐ 【F】 Abaddon's house guest makes an unfortunate misstep.

Spare The Rods ⭐ “Imagine Sam being exhausted after spending the night with you.”

Strange Supernatural Things  ⭐ 【F】 In which Castiel consults an expert on WTF is up with this Jack kid.

Switcheroo  "Imagine switching bodies with Sam.”

The Case “Imagine Gabriel seeing the boys brought you with them in a case even though he told them not to.”

The Lebanon Apothecary  【F】 This explains a lot about that town.

The Little Lady  ⭐⭐ 【F】 In which special guest star Beka (@impala-dreamer) lets her feeling be known.

The Market ⭐⭐ 【F】 Sam takes you to the farmer's market - written with re-purposed show dialogue by way of random CASPN cards.

The Proposal  【F】 Mary reminisces upon her time with Ketch.

The Summons  ⭐ 【F】  In which Satan is summoned, albeit too early.

Twofer  "Imagine Dean crying, because he left you and now he realizes it was a mistake."

What The Hero Gets ⭐⭐  【F】 Dean saves the day - written with re-purposed show dialogue by way of random CASPN cards.

Yes, Chef "Imagine Dean trying to convince you to come living to the bunker with them.”

You're The Worst  “Imagine being a friend of the Winchesters, who has a key to the bunker and uses to show up at the craziest hours, driving Dean and Sam nuts.”

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The Ask That Continues to Spawn Hundreds Of Cringes

“I wish you'd write a fic in which Dean releases a breath he didn't know he was holding before whispering "sweetheart" to Y/N over and over again.”

---> hit the re-bloggin’ button & in your drafts, open up the notes, expand the top thing, then you can follow all the ones under my name to see the carnage

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The early versions, in lil' image form, via "Dear Nash" 

[Disclaimer: all were from a friend, as I'd faux-lamented I never got asked to write ridiculous things by the populous, and boy howdy, they delivered]

Shades :: The Laundromat :: “Crowlie” :: Acceptance :: One Final Choice   

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The Minor League

Finally, ones where I've merely responded via reblog with a gif, as there were no words to be had - or else, it really only took a few:

...And, Done  ::  Dean Wins   ::   My Waters  ::  Possibly The Stupidest One I've Seen Yet  ::  Welp  ::  Sure  :: LMGTFY  ::  Chances  ::

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Find an “Imagine” that needs a stern-yet-snarky talking-to? A writing prompt you think I can work over? A pic/gif that demands a story? *  

◄◄◄ Dazzle me ►►►

(* I make no promises as to when such submissions could appear - the ol’ muses have to be cranking in a snarky gear - just FYI)

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~ Updated: 22 Jan 2019 ~

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The Masked Singer Season 3 Episode 15: The Semi-Finals (Commentary & Guesses/Clues)

Hello fellow Masked Singer lovers! It’s that time of the week aka Ana’s Masked Singer recap time, my favorite time of the week especially now during quarantine. Wow, we are now at the semi-finals with only 4 contestants left, I can’t believe it, we are almost to the end of these recaps & I am not gonna lie, I am a bit sad about it. Anyways, again, we will be honoring the judges with some trophy emojis because they are getting there and I am kind of shook, but this time I am also gonna give the judge with the worst guess ever a poop emoji because it was a horrible guess. This segment is called “Panel Spotlight.” Ok, so having said that, let’s get started! (Disclaimer: Spoilers ahead, proceed with caution.. don’t say I didn’t warn you)

Alright, to begin, we have the masked contestant who came in 4th place which was: 

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*

THE RHINO 

Alright, am I surprised? Nope, not at all. Am I a bit upset? Yup, a little bit, but again I saw this coming so not that surprising. However, if it were up to me, he would’ve left after Frog, but I digress, I don’t control these things. Anyways, about his performance of Humble and Kind by Tim McGraw, it was one of his best performances I feel. No, it wasn’t super performance/dance heavy but it was really strong in terms of vocals & he played the guitar which was amazing. No, he wasn’t the strongest, but I also don’t feel like he was the weakest. 

Anyways, the Rhino was revealed to be... 

BARRY ZITO 

Yay another one that I figured out woo hoo!! I am not a baseball fan myself (not a sports fan in general haha), but my dad is & through some Internet research I kinda figured it out (also thanks to CinemaBlend’s clues & theories... the guy who hosts it knows a ton more about sports than me especially with how the clues match up). Anyway having said that let’s look at the most recent set of clues & how they match up to Mr. Zito:

In the clue package, he was talking about a monumental event that happened recently, which was the birth of his 3rd baby boy a few days before the performance. 

#9 in toothpicks= he was 9th pick in the 1999 MLB draft 

For the after performance clue, it was called the “closer look clue” where the clues were on the contestants & they had to go very close to the judges for those clues to be seen. Rhino’s was a baby elephant pin which again alludes to his baby. 

Now time for the PANEL SPOTLIGHT:

Alright so yay we are giving 2 🏆 to two panelists, Jenny McCarthy (not surprised) and Ken Jeong (very surprised). Also, never thought I’d say this, but Ken nailed it with saying he appeared in JAG season 9 episode 9 (even though that’s not what the 9 meant but whatever let’s give the man some credit for once in the season) 

However, the worst guess aka the 💩 was the guest judge, comedian/former SNL cast member Jay Pharaoh, who guessed freaking Blake Shelton. His legit logic was um idk any country stars but I do know Blake and he’s tall so yup that’ll work. Terrible logic if you ask me. 

Alright, we finally have our 3 finalists going into next week’s finale. To honor the finale, I am going to put them in reverse order as to where I think each of them will be placed (and no it’s not based on how much I like them, it’s more objective with a dash of subjectivity... you’ll see.. I’ll explain as I go): 

3rd Place: Night Angel aka Kandi Burruss    

(Side Note: These guesses are so obvious that they are making side to side pictures of them when you search the contestants on Google Images... These photos are not mine, I didn’t make this, it was already made, so even the media is catching on) 

So, as for why I put her in 3rd place, I feel like she’s good and all but Frog gets hyped up way more than she does for some reason so he might go farther than she does in terms of placing. If it were up to me, she would’ve been runner-up, but objectively Frog is probably going to be placed higher because he’s an audience favorite. 

As for her performance, she sang How to Love by Lil Wayne (aka Robot) and honestly it was one of her best performances. It was her most energetic by far and it was very memorable that she took a risk by performing a song that is way out of her typical bubble (aka vocally challenging songs by strong female singers) so I commend her for that. However, I wasn’t wowed with her performance as much as like Jenny was (she hyped her up way too much like damn). 

As for clues, here’s what I got: 

In the clue package, she mentioned someone she lost, calling them a guardian angel. Kandi lost her brother Patrick when she was 15 in a car accident, so that’s who she’s referring to since she has stated that he is her guardian angel. 

Her closer look clue= a moon pin = featured in Rashida’s song from 2012 “Legs to the Moon” 

Now time for the PANEL SPOTLIGHT:

Alright so yay we are giving the 🏆 to her hype beast, Jenny McCarthy who has guessed her for a while but I am still going to give it to her because she kept insisting.  

However, the worst guess aka the 💩 goes to Ken (unsurprisingly) who guessed Ciara (even though that would be cool for her to be on a future season) who is (or was when the show was being filmed idk) pregnant & Night Angel isn’t pregnant as you can tell by the above photo. So, ya that’s a no on that Ken, but hey at least you got Barry Zito. 

2nd Place: Frog aka Bow Wow 

Alright, so pretty much I put him at 2nd place because the dude gets a ton of hype on the show, but he’s not my favorite by any means so no way in hell am I putting him in 1st place even though he might win sadly (I genuinely don’t think he should win, but whatever... it is what it is) 

As for his performance, he sang Naughty by Nature’s Hip Hop Hooray and ughhhhh this again... I’m sorry I sound like such a hater, and if you like the frog, I’m so happy for you, but like he keeps doing the same thing over & over again, it’s starting to get annoying. He keeps performing such similar songs every time & he isn’t a strong singer/rapper, so I personally feel like he should have left ages ago and he is way overhyped on that show. 

As for clues, here’s what I got:

In the clue package, he was playing basketball with the Men in Black & also got strike by lightening= he starred in a basketball movie called Like Mike where his sneakers got strike by lightening & he gained Michael Jordan’s skills

1000 on an album= he was on the Millennium tour 

Her closer look clue= mom pin= mom upside down is wow like bow wow get it? & also he is very close to his mom, she was his manager when he started his career as a kid

Now time for the PANEL SPOTLIGHT:

Alright so yay we are giving the 🏆 to Robin Thicke & guest judge Jay Pharaoh (who took me on a rollercoaster ride with his explanation) for guessing Bow Wow (Robin is persistent & did that mom upside down is wow thing so I gotta give him points for that) 

However, the worst guess aka the 💩 goes to Jenny (yup I said it) who said Chance the Rapper, which like what? Seriously? What clue made you think that? 

1st Place/Predicted Winner of Golden Mask: Turtle aka Jesse McCartney 

Ok, ok here comes me being a bit subjective here... yes I have a soft spot for the Turtle/Jesse McCartney, but I have literal reasons why I think he should win that aren’t “I am just in love with him & he gives me the feels,” I swear they’re legit. First, he has an amazing voice, falsetto on point man. Next, he can stand toe to toe with the Frog because the dude can dance. He just has the whole package while Frog can only dance. Can Frog hit those beautiful falsetto/high notes? I don’t think so... mic drop, case closed, Turtle’s winning! (I predicted Fox last season, and I feel good about this one) 

As for his performance, he sang Jealous by Nick Jonas and it was full of falsetto (how many times can I say that word without sounding snobby?). I freaking loved it, it was fun, energetic, and dare I say sexy... yes, I just called a guy in a Turtle costume sexy, I am embarrassed for myself as well. 

As for clues, here’s what I got:

In the clue package, he spoke about his love for Robin Thicke, apparently he is a Robin super fan = well Mr. Jesse McCartney did cover Robin’s song, The Stupid Things on his Beautiful Soul album in 2004.

Back street sign= he did tour with the Backstreet Boys in 2005 & 2013, but he isn’t a member of the boyband (we will get into that in a second)  

His closer look clue= a big diamond ring on “that finger” = he got engaged to his girlfriend, Katie Peterson, on September 2019 

Now time for the PANEL SPOTLIGHT:

Alright no  🏆 for the panel because everybody was way off, and I am annoyed at how way off they were because they kept getting caught up with the whole Backstreet Boys clue. 

However, the worst guess aka the 💩 goes to Nichole, because even though she guessed a Backstreet Boy like everyone else (her guess was Nick Carter), the fact that she guessed Jesse last week & then changed her answer irritated the living hell out of me... like girl you were right for a split second & now you are so wrong. 

Anyways, that's it for my second to last recap (damn, I can’t believe it). Stay tuned for next week because we have not 1, but 3 reveals that we will be talking about so no more guessing, just commentary... I am very excited for the finale. Do you agree with my predictions? Let me know in the comments. See you guys next week for the last time (until fall because season 4 starts around then).