#kerfunkled

[bugtastic-bug]

so me and the va for felix were in a vc today ..

[chlowoes-top-bunk]

[mmgoodsewp]

I’m not gonna even bother coloring Sebtorius Kerfunkle III correctly (ref under cut)

[poptartregreteva]

"sebtourius kerfunkle the third" SAVE ME THEY JUST KEPT THAT IN😭?

[solacefiles]

IS THAT SEBTORIOUS KERFUNKLE THE THIRD????

He blinked, frowning a little in confusion.

"You people and your nicknames."

[brokenrefraction]

fine throws this at you because no dr welcome sexy art (this will eat you)

OMG HAIIIII SEBASTIANO SHOELACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SEBTORIUS KERFUNKLE THE III HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*dies

[questioning-transmasc]

hi is this number kerfunkle tillybop just wondering hiii hiii hiii hiii WAVES!!!!!!!

HI

waves back

[lexieloo28]

I drew this

May I name it? If so: Wrinkle, Crumple, Kerfunkle

I will now proceed to treasure this forever, thank you @lost-seal

[mr-n0rway]

His name is Mr lopee and that kerfunkle tillybob is ugly

Also got this silly guy earlier today and I was freaking out because I didn’t think to ss because I was just so spooked and shocked to see a pair of eyes behind Seb on the death screen, so fucking glad this happened to someone else so that I can have proof that it both exists and that I’m not crazy

Speaking of, though, I do wonder, as has been pointed out by commenters on the thread on the ss sent above, if the guy is the guy whose telling Sebastian what he can and cannot show us during death sequences. He is referred to as simply „he” and this mysterious „he” appears quite a bit throughout the game and is something I feel we should theorise more as a fandom.

One thing of note I noticed, and you’ll have to take my word for it, is the fact that He is mentioned during the little cryptic snippets of dialogue(?) when the lights flicker before an angler attack. As @clanwarrior-tumbly theorised, many lines suggest this to be the self-aware character we play as, but if that be the case then how come the player we play as knows this mysterious unnamed individual? This oddly strikes me as similar to the relationship many theorise Kris(a deltarune character) to have with Gaster, ie having been partially the reason why we as the player are thethered to the particular character that we play as. All I’m saying, it would be DOPE for this mysterious unnamed individual to be somewhat like W.D gaster.

One more tidbit I have been thinking of that I thought I’d mention, many people say that the „He” Painter refers to is Sebastian. I may be wrong here so please let me know, as Painter might’ve mentioned Sebastian by name and I’m just misremembering. Either way, if im NOT mistaken in this, I’d like to put forward the proposition that the „he” who promises both the good people and Painter freedom from the facility could be this mysterious individual. Even if it IS Sebastian and I was mistaken, I think we have good reasons to believe that the mysterious individual is giving direct orders to Sebastian, as suggested by „His rules, not mine” and the aforementioned event where what could be the individual in question appears behind Sebastian on the Death screen, almost like monitoring him

Since He monitors Sebastian on the death screen, Id assume, like Sebastian, he is aware of the „resets”, ie the player continuing past death in other runs of the game. My theory is, perhaps the freedom this individual offers isn’t just from the blacksite itself, but from the timeloop they all find them within as we, the players, play the game. Atleast in a Meta way, who knows

[supergeekgirl05]

My brain has been so absolutely kerfunkled lately but that will never stop me from slaying

[cryss-heart]

I once ran a SBURBsim Session with some of the beta trolls--Aradia, Tavros, Karkat, Sollux, Kanaya, Vriska, Equius, and Eridan, IIRC--and one of the simulations was..... absolutely wack, IMO.

It was a Session wherein every single iteration of it would not succeed in creating a new Universe......

......unless Eridan died before ever entering the Session.

Thing is, that Session failed so spectacularly JR actually popped in (the in-game one, not the actual dev) and gave Aradia two Choices: either Scratch the Session (not that it'll help) or go back in time and do one of these things. The things were usually killing, and the target was usually, if not always Eridan. I think one of them was actually to chuck him into a kernelsprite? But that still Doomed the Session.

Ensuring he Godtiers still Doomed the Session.

Ensuring he dies during the final boss fight still Doomed the Session.

Ensuring he never Godtiers still Doomed the Session.

Perhaps he should live? Nope. Ensuring he survives at any point still Doomed the Session.

The only way the Session could actually come to fruition was for Aradia to kill Eridan before he ever entered the Session, thus just..... deleting him from the player pool entirely.

Another interesting thing I noted during those simulations is that whenever Eridan dies, he perma-dies instantly. Even without Aradia ensuring that happens, no one ever comes to smooch his corpse.

Uh, I don't know. I just thought that was interesting, and I may or may not be planning to turn that into a fic? I really don't know. I used to save the simulations that I found interesting somewhere, but I don't know if I saved this one? Lemme check real quick.

Hm, this is odd. I do have a session that's similar, but I could swear this isn't it, since it has Feferi and Nepeta in it. Either way you can look at this, I guess? Maybe if I kerfunkle shit up in SBURBsim I can get that session again.

[charlesxavierssentientwheelchair]

Any fic recommendations where mr Charles Xavier is just having a really bad time. Absolutely tortured. The more trauma the better. Just absolutely boondoggled. Kerfunkled. Frowny faced.

[gelatinorifice]

POOPOEST HEAD KF THEM ALL….

YUCKI!!!!!!!! GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!! ITS NIGHTTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SHOULD BE LIKE

brrbbrrbrb mimiimiimimi snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mmiimimimimimiimi snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mimimiimmi

GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

(or maybe its me who should be sleeping O_O!!!!!!! nah cant be ^w^)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANNOT SLEEPIT IS 7 AM HERE AND I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[celestialmayhem]

Y'all my mental health is bad. Like really bad. I don't know what to do. This isn't a cry for help or nothing I'm just kerfunkled. This is annoying. Brain go have some serotonin and calm down maybe. All this i wanna die bullshit is old and exhausting. Piece of shit brain.

[jojoingjoseph]

I would like to take this moment to remind Joseph that the anons can only affect him as much as Kuro allows.

( Alright i’ll be takin’ this question on account of the messages recieved concernin’ the way this thread deal is goin’. I honestly like the way things were progressing along, perhaps it can be a bit heavy for folks or just plain not liked at all for any reason; that’s all fine and dandy! I can simply slap a tag on and it can be blacklisted easy peasy. Just let me know, yeah? )

( Yes the anons can only affect him so much as I allow but I’m liking this as it goes along; It’s something different for me to play around with even if it doesn’t really make a whole lick of sense in any sort of canonical way. It’s just for fun. )

( At any rate, this isn’t any sort of a call out, vent, or anything pertaining to that sort of thing. It’s merely a bit of an explanation for why I haven’t answered any of the asks detailing a way outta this kerfunkle. )

[winteriron-trash]

i started following you because i needed a winteriron blog on my dash, plus you are part of tonys defense squad so... and you are super nice!! i only got to know your witing because i think you accidently tagged me on a little wicked, then i searched for more in your blog and so far i love all of it.

Aw, thank you so much! You think I’m nice? Ugh, yall are so sweet.

Also, you accidentally got tagged? Fucking fuck shit. Whoops, I am so sorry about that, darling. Tumblr is so fucking me over with tags lately. People aren’t getting notifications, the wrong people are getting tagged, I don’t even know anymore. I must’ve gone to tag someone with a url similar to yours and somehow got you instead or some shit. Sorry about that, I don’t just randomly add people to my tag lists. Let me know if you want to be taken off it! Just excuse my kerfunkles with technology. Assume I’m like, some 80 yr old grandma trapped in a child’s body and I don’t know jack lol.