#kermit mod

[ask-spiderpool]

Hey. I have. A thing for you. It's not very related to the blog and I actually debated for quite a while if it was worth it to send it. But. Well I did draw this because of your blog. so. enjoy?

[ID/ A collection of three panels sketched in purple featuring DP with various Muppets.

In the first one DP sits in the theatre booth between Statler and Waldorf. He's barely able to fit in the booth, his legs folded to his chest. He sighs dreamily exclaiming "Don't you guys [caps] love [/caps] a happy ending?" as he accidentally tips his popcorn bag over Statler and himself.

In the second he enthusiastically poses in a frilly dress while holding Miss Piggy with one hand. She says "Honey, you're too [caps] eager [/caps], you have to let them chase you", to which he responds "But I [caps] crave [/caps] the attention....!"

In the last one DP seductively leans on the table while Kermit signs a contract. DP rambles "This morning I [caps] throughly [/caps] prepared myself for this. / Took out the [caps] big [/caps] toys. / Didn't want you to be the only one with [hidden by Kermit's speech bubble] up your [hidden]". Kermit speaks over him to someone out of frame "Is it too late to cancel this?" /End ID]

And a cuddle!!

[ID/ A sketch in the same style of Spider-Man hugging DP like a koala, his legs stretched at DP's sides. Spider-man smiles happily as he lays his head against DP's, but DP's expression is unknown since he's only shown from the back /End ID]

[unhingedkinfessions]

I am both a Joker kin and a Kermit the Frog kin. I am aware this is an unusual combination. I also selfship, both with Joker and Kermit, and I view them as in a relationship with one another. I am kind of polyamorous with myself... does anybody else feel this way?

i know who you are and frankly im a big fan of your blog

that being said you're definitely not alone in that regard. i hope u continue living ur best life

[ceo-of-lesbians]

Burning Kermits - Oil on canvas, circa. 1986. Artist Unknown

Burning Mikus - Oil on canvas, Circa. 2003. Artist Unknown

[urfavegetscalledbbygirl]

Kermit the Frog from the Muppets gets called babygirl!

[userboxvariety]

kermit userboxes for @kermit-i-want-to-die

[totally-true-muppet-facts]

KERMIT FACTS

kermit hit me :((((

[mfshipbracket]

I was the anon rooting for kernit/misspiggy vs shrek and fiona for the finale... and i miss clicked for morticia/gomez my day is ruined im gonna go cry

so sorry that happened to you. one kind soul out there who's voting for morticia/gomez, this is your sign to throw your vote to kermit/miss piggy to restore balance to the cosmos!

[acefraggle]

this is legitimately the only puppet related thing I've drawn within that past (at least) 3 months

And it's just Kermit eating burger that I drew a minute ago

[rj-opp]

Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker

[ailesswhumptober]

was just thinking about whumptober last night and so i'm super glad i found your blog! this is my first year with an ao3 account so i'm excited to participate!!

welcome welcome! \o/

[galerymod]

Gonzo: "Hey, Kermit, are you busy?"

Kermit: "Yes, Gonzo, but I can give you my ear for a minute."

Gonzo: "What would I do with your ear?"

Kermit: "Van Gogh impressions."

Kermit the Frog - Season 1 Episode 9

Vincent van Gogh : Paul Gauguin in Arles

I assume that Vincent van Gogh lost his ear in a duel with Paul Gauguin. The two lived and worked together in a house in Arles and often clashed.

However, the story with the madness is better for selling the paintings.

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[yourfavelovesbearsintrees]

Kermit the Frog from The Muppets loves Bears In Trees

[selfindulgentsillinessbracket]

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR FIRST GROUP WINNERS!!

Calvin & Hobbes Zoey Maria Gonzalez Raphael Hamato Kermit The Frog Peppino Spaghetti Earthworm Jim & Leonardo (1987)!

Thanks for making me cry multiple times & getting Zoey to win, that meant a lot to me y'all. :') Thank you like it really did mean a lot, Zoey would hug u all anyways uhhh right to the next groups!

Who's Next? These guys!

Voting Begins Early Tomorrow Morning, so prepare yourselfs with your propaganda, your friends, just, yeah, get ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Find The MasterPost right here to get stay up to date!!

THE DENDY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cringywhitedragon]

JOEL

JOEL!?

HAVE YOU BEEN DOWNLOADING MODS AGAIN JOEL?

(I’m sorry, I saw this on a modding video and my inner Vinesauce fan had to make a joke)

Here’s the orginial video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngS1bZi9lKY

[totally-true-muppet-facts]

Penis

[yourfaveisoutoftouch]

Kermit the Frog from The Muppet Show is Out of Touch!