#kevin feige im on your ass

[sparklesandmarvel]

If yall don't get these damn HULK characters out of SAM WILSON'S MOVIE!!!!!

[kahin]

kevin feige im gonna rip your ass to shreds this instant

[oldpotatoe]

oml absolutely same w marvel. what part of endgame broke you? it was steve becoming a trophy husband for me 😩

i think it started off as the fact that most of the later movies just felt like... odd stepping stones for the next movie, the next thing, instead of self-contained stories in of themselves

then there was the fact that (and don’t kill me for this) tony was in everything, and yeah I liked him well enough but like. c’mon. (still waiting for captain america 3 instead of, like, whatever the hell we got with civil war. no im not bitter why would you ask)

and then the steve-going-back-in-time thing yes but also steve having the shittiest storyline, peggy being reduced to a wordless love interest after A WHOLE ASS SHOW WHERE SHE WAS SHOWN TO BE MORE THAN JUST HER TITS BUT WHATEVER, bruce turned into a sham of himself, character growth sidelined for witty one-liners, peter basically being shoehorned into being the next tony (do NOT bring up homecoming as somehow deviating from this, that movie is one long “do as i say not as i do” re: ironspider), endgame just being one long nod to the fans filled with gimmicks and nothing else (”hey did you see what we did here, huh! check out this reference! and this reference! and this--”), fridging natasha whereas if someone had to die it should have been Clearly Someone Else (not naming names because, again, i do not want to start endgame discourse in the year of our lord 2021) and ALSO fridging the old gamora??? like. why do you not like women kevin feige. what is your problem my dude. c’mon.

this is just the surface of a very long, very disappointing list of reasons why im very much Done With Marvel

[twinferns]

wandavision finale, and i have thoughts

im truly speechless.

if you haven't yet watched yet it prepare to cry.

spoilers below the cut

- so we really just jumped into it huh? right back in the street.

- let me tell you i cackled when wanda threw that car at agatha, and the wicked witch reference? amazing

- UH WHITE VISION BIG SCARY NO THANKS

- YUH JUST AS I PREDICTED, WHITE VISION GOES FOR WANDA BUT REAL VIS SWOOPS IN

- it shouldn't be but peter fietro pietro holding monica in his man cave is sending me

- the white vision/thanos parallels are both so cool and heartbreaking, like how he went straight for the mindstone i-

- MY MAIN MAN JIMOTHY WOO BACK AT IT AGAIN - FLOURISH

- can agatha shut up for one god damn minute about yOuRe GoInG tO dEsRtRoY tHe WoRlD

- oh ho ho sarah monica returns this is very disturbing

- all this pietro/peter/fietro build up for a BONER JOKE - oh so pietro (please idk what to call him someone help) was ralph all along? then why did they cast evan peters? and then how would he have super speed?

- this is breaking my heart, poor wanda is trying her best but it's all too overwhelming this is gonna make me cry

- HAYWARD BETTER GET HIS UGLY ASS AWAY FROM THE OPENING OF THE HEX

- i need therapy after watching vision nearly disintegrate again, and the twins falling apart, im gonna sue kevin feige for emotional distress, you have no idea how much pain i felt watching billy and tommy screaming for their mom

- oh god the family group huddle was so cute but then agatha had to go and ruin it

- petition to let wanda have one minute of pure happiness, 60 seconds, that's all, just give her a god damn break please im begging you marvel

- "boys, handle the military. mommy will be right back" I SCREAMED OMG

- BILLY AND TOMMY ARE THE POWER DUO WE DESERVE - what kind of fucking psychopath would shoot at fucking children, and then upon seeing someone step in front of them KEEP FUCKING SHOOTING - bless monica rambeau for willingly taking bullets for billy and tommy without knowing that she was bullet proof

- "nice tricks." "i like yours too" THEYRE TOO CUTE - DARCY MY ICON BEATING THE TRAFFIC JUST IN TIME TO ABSOLUTE WRECK HAYWARD, "have fun in prison!! :)"

- lmao not the visions having a battle of philosophy they would, but like real vision made a good point about who the real vision is and the ship of theseus

- white vision really said "gtg have an existential crisis!"

- agatha really uno reversed on wanda

- not vision shielding the twins im gonna cry not like im crying already or anything

- PERIOD WANDA USING THOSE RUNES HUGLYFKHJ - "but i dont need you to tell me who i am" AND THEN THE GOD DAMN COSTUME SCARLET WITCH COSTUME SHE LOOKS SO DAMN AMAZING AND IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND - yes wandaaaa slurp that power out of her like a smoothie

- well ig agnes is back?

- their walk home literally made me cry, like it feels like a walk home on a warm summer night after a fun family outing to a restaurant or something, and the kids are jogging ahead laughing and playing, while the adults stay back and watch fondly but it's the last time theyre walking home together and now im sobbing

- can someone please edit a gifset of the first ep when vision carries wanda through the front door, and the last where they close the door for the last time i will love you forever

- no you dont understand i have no words for the amount of sadness i felt watching them tuck the twins into bed, and making it all domestic and fluffy but in reality their world is closing in on them and-

- "boys, thanks for choosing me to be your mom" the emotional damage this did to me

- the vision goodbye scene messed me up big time

- "you are my sadness, and hope, but mostly you're my love" im not kidding when im say that im making kevin mf feige for my therapy

- "we have said goodbye before, so it stands to reason..." "we'll say hello again" if this isnt a tease that vision is coming back im screaming

- "so long, darling" so much pain

- it feels like narnia where they come out of the wardrobe and nothing has changed, like wanda's just standing in the empty lot as if nothing happened

- MID CREDIT SCENE OMG FURY IS SENDING FOR MONICA OMG OMG OMG - end credit scene too babeyyyy

- i respect my girl for retreating to the mountains after that, but she's astral projecting??? while her body does stuff??? is she gonna try and search the multiverse for the twins??? bc if that screaming told me anything, it told me that the twins are coming back

- so i dont think wanda is gonna be a true villain, but the world is gonna perceive her as such, and she's gonna have to work to redeem herself in the eyes of the world

im winded yall. this is has been a long journey since jan 15, and we made it. all i gotta say is i lowkey miss the standby scene

ill see yall in like two weeks for falcon and the winter soldier, gonna go binge all of wandavision to feel something again!!

[minimin1993]

S/M 48

Warning: SMUT!!! 18+...

“ALEX RUSSO ,JOE RUSSO, KEVIN FEIGE! HOW CAN YOU GUYS DO STEVE ROGERS LIKE THAT??? I UNDERSTAND HE DOES BACK TO HAVE HIS HAPPY ENDING WITH PEGGY BUT HOW CAN HE JUST UP AND LEAVES HIS BEST FRIEND BUCKY AND LINDA LIKE THAT. OMG!!! IM DYING!!! AND IT'S GOING TO BE ON YOUR CONSCIENCES. AND NATASHA HOW CAN YOU DO HER SO DIRTY!!!” Min rants after they wrapped up filming making them laugh at her.

“To be honest Min, we were debating on killing Tony off too but we decided on a different route.” Kevin said making Min stare at him with wide eyes shocked at what he just said. 

“NOOOO!!! OMG IF YOU DID THAT I WOULD CRY A STORM.” Min imagines that ending instead in cringes. “Ok princess breathe. I think that's enough ranting for the day.” Sebastian said calming her down.

“But!! But!!” 

“No buts, now go clean up.” He said effectively shutting her up while the cast and crew stare at the pair in amusement.

“Fine. You have not heard the last of me.” Min said wiping her tears walking out the studio mumbling with a chuckling Sebastian behind her. “And this isn’t even the movie and I already want to cry my eyes out.”

“I am still surprised those 2 has not gotten together.” Alex said to Joe and Kevin who just shakes their head. 

“When I originally cast her I knew she was an instant match to Sebastian. So it's only a matter of time when those 2 gets together, or announce to the world they have been secretly together.” Kevin smirks. “My bets on the second.”

“Oh yeah huh, they both been ‘single’ for what 2 years?” Joe questions.

“Yup oh those 2 are slick.” Alex said realizing it now.

“Hey they keep the fans going with BuckLin.” Kevin shrugs.

“True that.” 

By the time Min got back to her apartment she was still grumbling under her breath. 

“Princess come here.” Sebastian said entering the apartment but Min plopped on the sofa pouting crossing her arms. 

“Are you really that disappointed?” Sebastian asked sitting next to her wanting to laugh at her childish antics. 

“Yes!!! How can Steve Rogers do that? Just leave his family and friends for PUSSY!!! I swear her pussy better be some bomb ass pussy for him to leave his 2 best friends like that.” Min grumbled this time Sebastian couldn’t hold his laughter in and started to laugh at her. “Don’t laugh, this is some serious shit. I understand bomb pussy but come on.”

“All this talk about pussy is making crave some pussy now.” He teased her. 

“Nope, too pouty to be horny right now.Plus you just got some this morning.”

“Oh I didn’t mean it like that.” He said kneeling in front of her smirking pulling her to the edge of the couch, starting to work on pulling her pants off. 

“Wait.. I am all sweaty from set today.” 

“And that's going to stop me?” He winks at her pulling off her pants not finding underwear slowly rubbing her clit with his thumb. “Mmhmm I love how you go commando under your uniforms.”

“It's the only way for my suit not to show any panties lines.” She said containing her moans. 

“Don’t hold back those sounds, you know I live for those.” Sebastian close his eyes inhaling her musk groaning until he looks up at her with lustful eyes before attaching his mouth to her clit. 

“Fuck..” She moans arching her back gripping on the sofa; Sebastan grabs hold of her hands bringing it to his head going back to work gently sucking on her clit. He moans into her while she grinds herself on his mouth only to reward her with inserting 2 of his fingers into her tight cunt pacing it in a way he knows will bring her to climax.

“Yes Sebastian… Fuckk…” She was unable to control her moans pulling him deeper into her cunt. “Stop… I am going to cum and I want to cum with you inside me.” Min said wanting him to stop but he just moans loudly shaking his head at her thrusting his fingers faster into her.

“Baby… Shit… I am going to cum.” She said cumming hard, Sebastian removes his fingers gripping her thighs holding her into place slurping up all her essences. Once she came down from her high he stopped, placing loving kisses on her thighs watching her sated face.  “Feeling better?” Sebastian with a smug look on his face. 

“You naughty boy.” She pants, trying to calm down her rapidly beating heart. 

“I’m only naughty for you babygirl.” He said wiping his face. “Now let's go shower real quick.” “Wait what about you?” She asked confused when he carried her to the shower.

“I can wait, I know you're tired.” He puts her on the counter turning on the shower. Once they both stripped fully they stepped under the water moaning at the feeling of relaxation when the water hit their body. 

“Baby you are so hard.” Min said finally got a glimpse of his rock solid cock.

“I am but I can’t help it when I am with you.” Sebastian said washing his body off when he feels Min hands gripping his cock stroking it slowly.

“You know I just remember since you gotta eat already, I think it's my turn.” She said sinking down to her knees winking at him. “You must be dying to release my master.” She places kisses from his navel following his happy trail leading to his cock leaking pre-cum. “Can I please make you feel good master?” She asks staring at his lustful eyes. “Make your master feel good babygirl.” 

That was all the permission she needed for her to take his almost purple tip into her mouth sucking just the way he likes it. “God dam, you look so fucken beautiful on your knees mouth full of my cock.” Sebastian said gripping her hair into a makeshift ponytail. “Your going to let me use your mouth as my personal toy babygirl? Can you do that for me?” He asked moaning when she hums around his cock placing both her hands behind her back waiting for him. He growls at her sign of submitting and began to thrust into her mouth, she slowly relaxes her throat for him until he was able to bury his entire cock down her throat moaning loudly. “Fuck me, you take my cock so well babygirl. No one can take my entire cock like you can.” He said holding her face close to his pelvic loving the feeling of her throat trying to swallow him, her eyes practically rolling to the back of her head, purposely choking herself on him knowing she was giving him immense pleasure. “I’m gonna fuck your pretty little mouth now.” He told her before he absurdly starts to pound into her mouth knowing it was relaxed enough for him. “I’m ganna cum so fucken hard doll.” Sebastian head rolled back onto the wall behind him unable to thrust anymore, Min gripped onto his thighs and began bobbing her head up and down his cock sucking hard until he came right into her waiting mouth. He was barely able to keep his eyes open staring at her swallow everything letting his cock go with a pop before showing him her empty mouth. 

“God damn how I fucken love you.” Sebastian yanked her up smashing his lips onto her kissing her passionately moaning tasting himself on her tongue, after he couldn’t take it anymore, he turns her around facing the wall bending her slightly for him. 

“Brace yourself baby girl, this is going to be hard and fast.” Sebastian said rubbing his rehardening cock on her slit until he pushed himself into her puckered hole hearing her gasp. “Oh did I forget to mention it was in your ass tonight?” Sebastian said smugly burying himself into her ass as she moans loudly. Min braces herself on the wall trying to grab hold of anything when Sebastian grabbed both her arms behind her back using it as an anchor for him to brutally pounded into her ass.

“Yess, fuck yess… Tear me apart Sebastian, let me feel you for weeks.” She moans pushing herself back on him until he wraps his hand around her neck pulling her to his chest.

“Oh trust me, not only are you going to be feeling me for weeks. You might not even be able to sit down down for a while.” He growls into her ears pounding harder into her clenching ass. “Thats it, keep doing that babygirl, I am going to cum deep into your fucken ass. Do you want that?”

“Yes I want that so bad.” She said her eyes rolling to the back of her head when he squeezes her neck a little harder.

“Then tell me who do you belong to?” He said reaching his other hand down to her clit rubbing furiously for her to cum with him. 

“To you Sebastian Stan, heart, body, mind, and my fucken soul.” She answers turning her head slightly to look into his eyes before he cums deep into her holding her convulsing body close to him while he eases her down her high. 

“You mean that?” He pants after a few seconds.

“I mean that.” She pants back.

“Good, cause I belong to you too, heart, body, mind, and my fucken soul.” He said kissing her temple. “Now let's get cleaned up so we can head to bed.”

“I love you Sebastian.” 

“I love you too Min.”