#kevjeandrew

[dysfunctionalcreature]

so in my opinion personally for an aftg omegaverse au, Andrew is an alpha, whose scent is like leather, cigarette smoke, and asphalt. Kevin is an omega, whose scent is like green apple and mint candy with a hint of brand new plastic. Jean is an omega, whose scent is like ocean, musty dusty blankets, and a hint of unspecified pastry. And Neil is a beta (and I know betas are often thought of as boring but I truly don't mean it that way, it just fits him imo, like he "doesn't swing" so idk what else he would be), so I don't have a clear scent in mind for him because I don't think beta's usually have very notable scents, but if he has one at all it's definitely spicy like cinnamon with maybe a hint of wood smoke

[dayurno]

Jean thinks of Andrew every time he listens to Misery Business

THIS ASK GOT ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET.................................. YES YOU UNDERSTAND ME. i watched his wildest dreams come true not of them involving you just watch MY wildest dreams come true not ONE OF THEM involving YOU!!!!!!! andrew minyard you boyfriend stealing whore

my local gay club always does a misery business x better than revenge mashup so i feel like i HAVE to say it but like. JEANDREW IS ALSO BETTER THAN REVENGE!!!! the story starts when it was hot and it was summer and i had it all i had him right where i wanted him... SHE came along got him alone and lets hear the applause! she took him faster than you could say sabotage!!!!!! i'm thinking misery business is jean @ andrew and better than revenge is andrew @ jean. do you get my drift

[dayurno]

Nora just said that Andrew and Jean would eventually get along if they interacted enough because Jean is like Neil in terms of personality and I have never believed in Death of the Author more

(like besides the whole Misery Business/Better Than Revenge mashup of it all, I think they would keep hating each other even if only for the Bit. They COULD get along they just don't want to.)

the thing about jeandrew is not even that i believe they couldn't get along it's just that it's funnier if they don't. yeah perhaps in another world they would have been best friends but in this one they're peforming the world's longest game of cat and mouse. and they're not sure who is who anymore

but whether friends or rivals the only thing that really matters is that if you put kevin day between them the aftermath would be like looking at roadkill in the blaring morning light. or perhaps a cartoon fight where one of the characters exits a dust cloud with a circle of spinning birds over their head to indicate that they just had an out of body experience

[dayurno]

Jean should get a tiny, very mean dog and name him Andrew Minyard. Just to be a hater

my favorite thing in the world is jean mocking andrew and especially andrew's relationship with kevin. yeah it's out of jealousy but god is jean moreau good at being a hater. the way jean sees andrew it's like he's a gnome or a gremlin of sorts with grubby little hands. maybe a toad-like creature. You don't exist to me but why are you fucking my ex. kevjeandrew can be real and moral