#kewpie's thoughts

[tmidrake]

what is it about twt that makes it easy to write?? i have a todoita and a sukuita+fushiita fic in the queue but all i'm doing is post fucking threads in that bird app.

[thegamenowends]

*sounds of ominous skittering*

[kirakewpie]

puppy takes a shower 🧼

teased these and then actually. forgot to post them

(they/them)

[totheseok]

the urge to go grocery shopping because for some reason it's therapeutic

[cismisandry]

1914 Kewpie postcard promoting Women's Suffrage movement, print produced by Campbell Art Co. Kewpie, an original material created by Rose O'Neill

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[rosenfieids]

style exercises with my persona! i mostly used things i own as refs! except for the kewpie doll one, i just thought that one would be funny

[stunfiskz]

what kind of creatures are lancer and king to you... to me they are strange fucked up bulldog hamster things

[transdelgado]

my current hyperfixation meal is this bfast hash w air fried sweet potato (seasoned w everything but the elote), 3 cheese blend, two runny eggs on top (seasoned like the potatoes), and ketchup. if i’m feeling fancy and have the energy i’ll make some garlic aoli to go with it.

[littleholmes]

me watching ego-san squeezing half a container of kewpie mayo all over the broccoli: …. holy smokes (´･Д･)」

[crybabylipstick]

Melanie's tattoos and the story + info about each of them:

1. Candy Hearts

Melanie got a tattoo of pink and blue candy hearts on her left elbow in July of 2014. They were done by her friend and tattoo artist Lauren Winzer. It is one of her first two tattoos.

2. Teddy Bear

Melanie got a tattoo of a yellow teddy bear on her upper right arm in September of 2014. It was done by Lauren Winzer.

3. Pin-Up Girl

Melanie got a tattoo of a retro pin-up girl holding a juice box on her upper right arm in November of 2014. It was done by Wayne Fredrickson.

4. Ice Cream Truck

Melanie got a tattoo of a pink and green ice cream truck on her left bicep in June of 2015. It was done by Lauren Winzer.

5. Balloon Animal Dog

Melanie got a tattoo of a blue balloon animal dog on her left forearm in June of 2015. It was done by Lauren Winzer. She got this tattoo because when she was four, her parents threw her a birthday party which she wasn't satisfied with, because no one came to it, which inspired her to write the song "Pity Party."

6. Carousel Horse

Melanie got a tattoo of a carousel horse on her left forearm in July of 2014, on the same day that she got the candy hearts. It was done by Lauren Winzer. It is one of her first two tattoos.

7. Cake

Melanie got a tattoo of a pink birthday cake on her upper right arm in March of 2015. It was done by tattoo artist Marie Sena. The design was inspired by Chloe Tersigni, a former friend of Melanie who created the storybook artwork for her debut album, Cry Baby.

8. Ice Cream Cone

Melanie got a tattoo of a colorful ice cream cone on her right forearm in February of 2015. It was done by Linnea Pecsenye.

9. Bunny Kewpie Doll

Melanie got a tattoo of a kewpie doll in a bunny suit carrying a melting ice cream cone on her left forearm in June of 2015. It was done by Lauren Winzer. Melanie spoke about the tattoo, which was inspired by two childhood memories, in an interview with Fuse, stating, "This one is based on a couple of experiences from when I was a kid. My first word was "mine." It happened when I was in my walker in my driveway and my dad snatched an ice cream out of my hand and I just screamed "mine!", like "Give me my ice cream! Why'd you take my ice cream?" And then there's a picture of me outside dressed as a bunny. So I just did a little kewpie baby dressed as a bunny, holding ice cream that's melting, just to mix the two experiences".

10. Angel

Melanie got a tattoo of an angel with a retro hairstyle on her left calf on an unknown date in 2015.

11. Block of Cheese

Melanie got a tattoo of a block of cheese within a heart on her upper right arm in February of 2015. It was done by tattoo artist Josh Barg. In an interview with Fuse, when asked about the tattoo, they said, "I love cheese. I’m obsessed with cheese! I’m like the biggest dairy queen in the world".

12. Kewpie Doll Heads

Melanie got a tattoo of two kewpie doll heads on her upper right arm in February of 2015. It was done by tattoo artist Linnea Pecsenye. The boy on the left is smiling, while the girl on the right is crying, representing happiness and sadness.

13. Ice Cream Cone

Melanie got a tattoo of a colorful ice cream cone on her right forearm in February of 2015. It was done by Linnea Pecsenye.

14. Heart-Shaped Lollipop

Melanie got a tattoo of a red heart-shaped lollipop on her right forearm in November of 2014. It was done by tattoo artist Wayne Fredrickson.

15. Bunny Head

Melanie got a tattoo of a bunny head and a kn*fe on her right forearm in February of 2015. Melanie shared the story behind the tattoo with Fuse, stating, "It was actually my first pet ever. And then I got a dog and my parents told me I couldn't have a bunny and a dog, so we all decided to give the bunny away to a friend of a friend who already had a bunny. So we thought 'It'll have a friend, that’s amazing, that's awesome.' So they left my bunny and their bunny in the backyard unattended for like, four hours. They ended up finding their bunny in their neighbor's backyard and my bunny's h*ad was in their yard". The bunny in the story is Whinnie.

16. D*c*pitated Girl

Melanie got a tattoo of a little girl whose h*ad has been c*t off jumping in the air, with roses spilling out of her neck in October of 2015. It was done by tattoo artist Gary Royal. The tattoo is an illustration by Japanese artist Masami Yanagida, and the girl's blouse says "For Joy", referencing the phrase "jump for joy".

17. Teardrop

Melanie got a tattoo of a teardrop on her right forearm on August 14, 2015. She got the tattoo in celebration of the release of her debut album, "Cry Baby".

18. Love is a Maze

Melanie got two tattoos of couples on each of her thighs in December of 2015, although they weren't finished until April of 2016. The tattoos are both illustrations by Masami Yanagida. The one on her left thigh shows a clothed couple with their heads in a maze.

19. S*x is a Game

Melanie got two tattoos of couples on each of her thighs in December of 2015, although they weren't finished until April of 2016. The tattoos are both illustrations by Masami Yanagida. The one on her right thigh depicts a n*ked couple with their heads in a lottery wheel.

20. Elmer Elephant

Melanie got a tattoo of Elmer Elephant from the Silly Symphonies short of the same name on her left calf in October of 2015. It was done by Shon Lindauer. It goes along with her Tillie Tiger tattoo.

21. Tillie Tiger

Melanie got a tattoo of Tillie Tiger from the Silly Symphonies short, Elmer Elephant on her right calf in October of 2015. It was done by tattoo artist Shon Lindauer. The tattoo goes along with her Elmer Elephant tattoo.

22. Tooth

Melanie got a tattoo of a tooth with a face and rosy cheeks on her upper left arm in January of 2016. When she was a baby, she was biting on an apple and she lost her tooth in it and she thought it was pretty funny because the entire event caused her to become crazy. It was done by Nat G.

23. 222 Heart

Melanie got a tattoo of a small heart with the number 222 inside of it in January of 2016. It was done by tattoo artist Nat G. She tweeted, "The number follows me around everywhere. Usually whenever I see it something good happens". 222 is also Cry Baby and Angelita's class room number in "K-12". 222 is Melanie Martinez's angel number, which is why she got it on her arm.

24. Madeline

Melanie got a tattoo of Madeline from the media franchise of the same name, as well as a quote from the series on her left calf in January of 2016. It was done by Nat G.

25. Masami Yanagida Illustration

Melanie got a tattoo of a man whose body is c*t into pieces, with the words "Love Love You" written on his midsection in December of 2015. The tattoo is an illustration by Masami Yanagida.

[ofmermaidstories]

debating making this my avie for my normie accounts… i did have the thought of making it my avie for my merm accounts, but i like the kewpie-evilness of my current one ldkfjlskdfj.

[lizbethborden]

I am used to being too fat and/or too masculine to be believed about my experiences re: sexual harassment. Not that I was ever super manly given the big tits and Kewpie baby face. But it was always just enough to get laughed at or disbelieved. I remember at the gourmet market one of the importers we worked with invited me to dinner at the restaurant he owned, on him of course, etc and the first response from the older woman I then thought of as my mentor was "you're sure he meant it that way? 😒🤨" Yes Jennifer, I am sure. That man is Italian, continental Italian, come stai pasta con sarde rawdogging espresso Italian, he does not fux with women he would not fux. When he did it to my predecessor in this role everyone understood it as her being hit on because she was skinny and model pretty. But my fat unmade-up ass is in the exact same position hearing the exact same words and somehow it's not real. Porquoi?

[cupidspup]

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WEEEEE YIPPIE!! HEHEHE!! I HAVE OFFICIALY REACHED 50 FOLLOWERS!! ૮( ˃ ꒳ ˂)ა

And to celebrate!! I'm gonna do this agere question trend thingie I've seen going around! This template is by @tiny-tk and if you don't know how it works here's how it goes!

You submit a number that correlates to a certain question in the ask box and I'll answer it!! Andddd I may or may not be opening requests for agere drabbles! ^^

Of course you don't have to do this and this is all optional and for funsies!! I just truly never thought so many people would enjoy me, my account or what I post and that really means the world to me ૮( ,,◕ ﻌ ◕,,)ა 🩷

I initially started this so that I could make comfort drabbles to comfort others the way I'd want to be comforted and it really warms my heart knowing I can do just that 🩷

I love all 50 of you guys and I hope I get to stick around and make more stuff for you to enjoy!

-Kewpie ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

[princess-of-the-corner]

I saw this absolutely bonkers take and wanted to know what you thought. https://www.tumblr.com/stormiclown/687357871325839360/the-selfishness-and-destructive-jealousy-of-cat

There is so fucking much to unpack there I'm throwing out the whole fucking suitcase. Didn't think I'd see a worse take than that tiktok comapring Aizawa to Severus Snape(obligatory fuck jkr) today but damn you won the solid gold kewpie doll(a block).

[kirakewpie]

Hii, how did you come up with your username♡´･ᴗ･`♡

honestly nothing fancy!! i was trying to find other words that started with K for the alliteration. and i thought of kewpie because of the dolls and the mayo lolll

[who-the-fuck-is-sennalye]

today everyone, we will be eating rice with nothing but tonkatsu sauce and kewpie mayonnaise

firstly because I'm making it one of my oc's safefoods and I thought I'd try it myself

secondly because I'm hungry and I have no standards

verdict: needs chicken.