#keyboard my fingers are fat af

[rawiswhore]

Scott Hall x Fem Reader- “Video Killed the Radio Star”

Would people read a fanfic about modern day Scott Hall, despite that he's nowhere near as sexy as he used to be?

He isn't Bastion Booger levels of ugly, but he isn't Jeff Hardy levels of hot now, either.

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Professional wrestlers usually have a nickname; Stone Cold's nickname is the Rattlesnake or Texas Rattlesnake, the Rock's nickname is The People's Champ or the Great One, Triple H's nickname is the Game, Shawn Michaels' nickname is Heartbreak Kid or HBK, even a few modern pro wrestlers have nicknames.

What was Razor Ramon's nickname?

The Bad Guy, duh!

(Yes, that was meant to be a Billie Eilish reference)

By the 2010's, the man who had played Razor Ramon was a mere shell of his former self, he was now bloated and even on medications for epilepsy, though he was a shell of his former self by the 2000's as well.

By the mid to late 2010's, you were an immensly popular female singer, and at the beginning of 2016, you had released a single and music video for a song titled "Bad Girl".

This song was blowing up in popularity, and by the end of 2016, it was the #1 song of the year.

Despite that Razor Ramon's nickname was the Bad Guy, some people were sending him asks on social media, asking if he's seen your new song and music video.

He had to see your new music video, especially considering he's someone who used to refer to himself as the Bad Guy.

He knew about you and seen what you look like, he won't deny you're a beautiful young lady and he's even rubbed one out to you a few times.

Some thirsty, horny camgirls have actually told him on social media that they wanna be his bad girl.

One day, he lay on his couch with his jeans and boxers pulled down to his knees, wearing headphones covering his ears, and pressed his iPad with the tip of his index finger, only to press Youtube's button, which led him to that website's home page.

He typed in your name, pressing the letters on the keyboard on the iPad's screen, and as he typed your name, under the search engine was a list of your name next to names of some of your songs and music videos, including "Bad Girl", the song and video he's looking for.

His thumb pressed on your name that had the word "Bad Girl" next to it, which led him to your song and music video.

He grinned when he was brought to search of your video, and found the thumbnail for the music video of you.

He pressed the tip of his thumb on the thumbnail to your music video, which lead you to your music video.

The chord to his headphones were plugged into his iPad so he can listen to your song as well, and the tip of his thumb rolled the volume up at the perfect volume.

He brought a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues with him that were sitting on the couch next to him, there's a reason why he brought those things.

He pressed the "skip ad" button with his thumb while an ad was playing before your video started, he doesn't wanna see any ads.

When your video began playing, he pressed the full screen button with the tip of his thumb so he can see your video in full screen.

He does miss the days when MTV played music videos all day long, that way he can see your video on television and control the volume with a remote, and MTV used to overplay the same music videos over and over again.

The video to this song was you dressed in a black little cocktail dress similar to this dress Debbie Harry is wearing here:

 Speaking of Debbie Harry, your music video had you standing on a set where the walls and floor were painted with black and white vertical stripes, looking like the same set to Blondie's "Hanging on the Telephone" video.

In fact, this video was modeled after that Blondie video.

Behind you were some men dressed in black outfits playing musical instruments, and during the first few strums of the guitar, you were standing in the front with your hands on your hips, tapping your foot and slightly nodding your head to the guitar's strums.

As the song and video progressed on and showed you singing, one of Scott's hands reached out and pumped some lotion onto his hand, where he got some white lotion on his fingers.

He moved that hand to his erection, his dick growing harder and harder as he watched your video.

His fat, chubby fingers wrapped around his shaft, where he began masturbating his cock, pumping his hand up and down his dick.

Your music video is tame when you compare it to Cardi B and the City Girls' "Twerk" video.

He smiled and grinned when he watched your video, enjoying seeing you looking beautiful and sexy AF.

He is a little disappointed that you aren't super hypersexualized in this video, but you still do look hot in this video.

He held his iPad in one hand and his cock in the other, holding his iPad up.

His fingers stroked up and down his cock, which was already erect even before he watched your music video, but it was growing harder and taller as the music video progressed on.

Precum was leaking out of his penis head's slit, spilling down his shaft, helping make his penis slipperier.

Was it necessary for him to bring some lotion with him considering he has precum leaking down his shaft that will make his dick slippery?

Yes, it was.

His skin was getting warm while he was masturbating, thank goodness he took his pants and boxers off.

Your music video is tame when you compare it to Jennifer Lopez's "Booty" music video from a while back, but this video has you stroking up your bare arm like Debbie Harry does in Blondie's "Hangin' on the Television" video, as well as you strolling up to your guitarist and trying to flirt with him.

This video doesn't have any stripping, nudity, twerking, or anything like that, which slightly disappoints Scott, but he still is sexually aroused by this video.

This is a sexy music video with class to it.

Plus, it's based on a Blondie video from the late 70's.

What modern pop star ever recreates Blondie, besides Miley Cyrus covering "Heart of Glass"?

The song you're singing in this video, however, has you singing about a bad girl and how bad she truly is.

She isn't psychopathic or anything, but she isn't exactly wholesome.

He's listening and paying attention to your lyrics to this song, grinning over how bad you are.

Such a naughty girl, he thought, licking his lips. This naughty little chica needs a spanking.

He'd rather watch your video on television or even on a computer, but nowadays, computers are becoming obsolete because of technology changing.

Though, he isn't all that tech savvy.

He really hopes your music video he's watching won't give him an epileptic seizure.

It isn't a brightly colored video at all, but it features many shots of you twirling and spinning around.

This video doesn't just feature you, but also shots of youngish guys in their 20's behind you playing instruments occasionally.

One part of the video had you walking up to one of the musicians behind you, brushing and nudging your body on his as well as playing with his necktie.

Scott (as well as some horny, thirsty guys) really wishes that was him.

As he watched the video and continued masturbating, he was thinking all about you.

Such a tiny little girl, he thought. Could such a tiny girl handle someone big like me?

You weren't a literal little underage girl, he meant little as in small.

"Would love for you to remind me" he mumbled, and he's gonna imagine you riding his dick when he tries falling asleep.

Such perfect dick sucking lips, he thought. Perfect to wrap around my cock.

He wants you to suck his cock and clean the precum spilling down it, as well as swallow it.

He'd love to run the tip of his thumb across your lips.

"Love for you to 'suck it', babydoll" he murmured, referencing when he used to crotch chop and shout that naughty catchphrase during his NWO days.

Heh, there's a concept for you: some chica sucking his dick while he crotch chops and exclaims "suck it!" at her.

Wonder if he ever has done that?

He'd love to get his machismo all over you, ifyknowwhatimean.

He actually enjoys the song you're singing and didn't even mute it.

A naughty little chica, he thought in a husky, warm, Hispanic accent, despite the fact he hasn't played Razor Ramon since the 90's.

He eventually jizzed, cleaning his mess up with some tissues he pulled out of the box after he came.

He posted his opinion on your video on his Twitter and has even entered your DM's a few times, thirsting over you and wanting you to fuck him.

He had to see the movie this song plays on, and you did the soundtrack for this movie.

He loved the movie even more, especially considering you have nude scenes where people see your barenaked breasts.

He (as well as other males) think you have such perfect little breasts, and when you appeared in a Rolling Stone issue in 2016 that had photos of you naked, of course he jerked it to you.

He's jerked it to you many times, especially to a Rolling Stone cover of you seductively licking a vanilla soft serve ice cream cone, he wished that was his cock.

He's gotten a crush on you, despite not being a wrestler or valet.

Wonder how he thinks of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy", since that's a song where she says she's the bad guy, and a character Scott Hall will usually always be remembered for, Razor Ramon, used to refer to himself as that at the height of his popularity.

But Billie doesn't want people sexualizing her, especially since she was underage when that song came out.

[hideneverseek]

I moved into this place a few days ago and my roommates have been inconsiderate creeps

using my stuff without asking, staring at me when I come inside from smoking from cracks in their doors, telling me not to wash dishes at 8pm and calling the landlord yelling when I have my girlfriend over here at 9pm but knocking at my door at 10:30pm to ask me to rearrange my things in the kitchen t h a t a r e a l r e a d y i n m y s p a c e, cooking and showering at 1am, quite literally being on the phone 24/7 with their tvs blasting, blah blah blah blah (it’s 2:27am I can hear a bitch on her phone rn)

so I’ve decided to stop giving a shit about being quiet, like typing furiously on my already loud keyboard rn, playing my shows and music at an actual decent volume to drown out other people’s shit, pressing the buttons to my video games super loud, and walking like a normal human being when I’m smoking at 2am! I’m a 21 year old with insomnia fuck off fuckin 35/60 y/o’s 

someone used my rice cooker and burned it and someone else took my coffee and put the bag back after I complained to our landlord so I moved all my kitchen stuff into my room except fridge stuff (AND A DUDE STARED AT ME AS I DID ALL THAT WHILE I WAS LITERALLY ASKING HIM “WHY DO YOU NEED TO WATCH ME ORGANIZE MY STUFF”, WHICH HE RESPONDED TO BY GIGGLING AND TAKING 3 STEPS TO THE LEFT, CONTINUING TO STARE AT ME)

there’s a rule that you can’t have guests here past 10 but for real what’s the fucking difference you can hear both the people talking on the phone loud af at all fucking hours 

even my stepdad whos a fucking cunt is asking my landlord wtf hes paying rent wtf you mean he can’t have his girlfriend overnight

and my landords fuckin telling me to tell my stepdad to calm down when 1. ive told her hes a cunt and I haven’t spoken to him in 5 years 2. some other dude called you yelling that she was here literally two days ago so what’s your problem with me specifically when I’m not the one complaining? You’re a grown fucking woman tells me she’s a therapist by profession well dude you’re a pretty shitty one cause I told you I didn’t want him involved in the first place and you’re telling m e to tell h i m to leave y o u alone

the last time I talked to him I was 16 and he broke my hand and it healed like that, every time I use it it causes me severe pain! I’m an artist and a musician! My pinky and fourth finger knuckles are shoved a centimeter lower than they should be and two centimeters shoved into my wrist! And my first and middle finger knuckles are a centimeter higher than they should be! He smashed it into a heavy door with his entire white fat man weight! Wow! 

iM a ThErAPiSt bY pRofFESsIOn1!!1!1

y o u f u c k i n g s e n d h i m t h e l e g a l f i l e s h e w o u l d n ‘ t e v e n l e t m e p u t m y n a m e o n t h e l e a s e w h a t m a k e s y o u t h i n k h e ‘ d l i s t e n t o m e d u d e d o e s n ‘ t e v e n k n o w I ‘ m t r a n s o r m y f u c k i n g n a m e

What do you want me to do, call him for the first time in 5 and a half years and say, “hey asshole I’m a trans dude my name’s Tobias and also leave my landlord alone, by the way breaking my hand was pretty shitty of you but I’m sure you already knew that. I use it every single day and think of the pain you caused me to say the least of the rest of my life. Oh and I remembered what you did to me in my sleep if that information interests you at all.” 

Cause I’m not just gonna call this excuse for skin to tell him to leave you alone.

love being labeled as a bad kid everywhere I go lmao I just have abusive parents and I’m trying to recover from ptsd and live my life 

but nah I’m 21 gay and trans and I have piercings and I smoke I must be up to something

not the man bothering you

me.

I smoke cigarettes I take smoke breaks with the old man here go find a 21 y/o dude that vapes to harass

don’t worry about me being petty I’m still being a shit ton quieter than them :)

I’m gonna go have another smoke

Might practice guitar

this has been a rant

[vuisburning]

Guessing game

Who can guess who these people are correctly? I might do more rounds with different people

1. What is grammar correct? I never heard of it. I like to suck Intuitive’s dick and accuse girl of the flirt with me. Then I call she fat and use slurs of racial. YOU ARE ALL RACIST

2. WHY ARE NEW PEOPLE HERE? HOW DARE THESE NEW PEOPLE COME TO OUR BURNBOOK. GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY. MAKE BB GREAT AGAIN. Anyway I love Jex and I’m going to marry him

3. RACISM? IN FRONT OF MY SALAD? Don’t say retard that’s ableist -Types 6 paragraphs about it- and I love to brag about my art sweetie. You’re jealous that I can finger paint. Sweetie I love being educated even tho I’m only in highschool. Keyboard warrior? I’m just smarter than you so it’s your own fault for being dumb sweetie LMAO. Anyway who’s personality can I copy next?

4. I don’t care what this post says just kys anon. I love being a hot head and making girls cry. What did you say about my girlfriend? LOL? I’ll shoot up your school bitch

5. -Sees a fight and jumps in- I don’t have time to fight with kids on the burn book -Leaves- -Comes back- You just like to argue and be extra. I’m wasting my time on you -Leaves- -Comes back- I don’t care if my friends are racist you are just a kid Blocks- -Unblocks- And you just want my attention. Anyway are there any guys I can flirt with?

6. ROFL BRO I want to give everybody nick names and never answer any questions seriously because I’m a big dumb jock and class clown who fetishizing woc BRO ROFL

7. Fttgdhgjd bitch nobody knows what I’m talking about ever and I’m never going to shut up even tho everyone wants me to. Hhhhhh I love to be dramatic bitch. Fftgdhgjdf and my eyes might be the size of melons but I’m not an alien bitch ffffffff. -Says something disturbing- Psycho? Who me? I’m an angel biiiiiitch. Anyway I love being a Gemini

8. I love to insult myself by calling myself fat and ugly even tho I’m not fat and just making fun of overweight people. I have no other jokes so I keep using the same boring one.

9. RYRUFUTUY -Tags boyfriend- You are out of service. You are mine and I want to gag on your dick. -Girl flirts with boyfriend- DGDYOTRIETJ this bitch don’t know me. I’m a gemini. Stay away from him, I have his wolfbabies. He better not ever cheat on me. Anyway where’s my wife and girlfriend DGDYOTRIETJ

10. I love BLM and you white people need to shut up and kys unless you’re my friend. -Submits 100 posts and spams the burnbook- -5 minutes later- Why are new people spamming the burnbook? We don’t like spam. Take your drama somewhere else. I’m just spitting fax and riding Jex. Anyway shop me

11. I love girls but I’m straight -Dates a girl- I’m still straight -Dates 5 girls in one week- Ok maybe I’m bi

12. -Calls someone a nXDger- Me? Racist? I deadass wasn’t deadass mad serious bruh. You retards r jus mad deadass obsessed wit me deadass

13. I’m better than all of you. People think I’m nice but I’m really a hipster asshole that is too broke to pay for my own movie production. Do you know who I am? I had the most popular room for years. These other rooms are just for edgy losers

14. Join uh xxx and where’s uh a girl for me to stab while I uh fuck her because I probably hate my mom

15. Join uh xxx and where’s uh a gemini for me to uh cry over?

17. I love asking girls to park in my room. My room must have the most hot girls in it or I’ll get mad af. If a girl won’t park in my room then she’s a ugly ho and I’m going to slide in her dms to tell her

16. Xxx best room. I love being edgy and calling girls thots even tho I’m a thot myself. Lmfao I’m a saint and at least my dog won’t break my heart. -Breaks 5 girls hearts in one week- Why are girls thots? Fuck geminis and fuck new people. Anyway I love my fans

18-21. We’re the only 4 new people that are liked. We have drama over nudes even tho we should be playing with barbies and action figures because we’re little kids.

22. BEEEEEEETCH I’m peng LOOOOOOOOL. Dawg stfu wiv your dumbass LOOOOOOOOOLWAT

23. I left this Imvu shit for 9 months. I don’t care if you call me a catfish, I’m still better than you. My new girl loves me so I don’t care about you losers. So what if I’m in discord talking shit. You all need to stop bullying me and get a life. I’m not into drama anymore. -Talks shit about 10 people in 1 minute- I’ve moved on from Imvu drama. You losers need to grow up. Anyway I love my girlfriend

24. -Likes every post about Chapo- -Flirts with him- Fuck up. He’s just my friend. Anyway where’s a post that I can comment on that has nothing to do with me

25. I’m just here to keep the peace and approve your posts. I don’t care about anything else. I have all these girls swooning over me but I’m incapable of love. I don’t even love my burnbook. You guys are lucky I don’t shut it down -Single tear rolls down cheek-