#killer and healer memes

[bewitched-hours]

Can we get an Elliot x reader who's a healer but have like a melee ability(they have more brutal ways of healing) where they'd a giant injector as their healer item and they are kinda intimidating when pissed off like straight out screeching off whenever other survivors missed their ability in the most STUPIDEST way as possible(IM LOOKING AT SHEDLETSKY AND CHANCE),having a full blown crash out at the cabin(reader didn't actually meant to,but being two healer could be reasonable if a survivor DIES after getting healed)

Elliot being their partner comforts them most of the time,so one time when the round ended after they lost.. reader just straight up stare Elliot dead in the eyes and whispered "you and me in the room,NOW" and when Elliot agreed (hesitantly and confusing) and get to their shared rooms,reader starts putting aggressive kisses on Elliot's face,neck or anywhere that's appropriate which caught Elliot off guard and leaves him flustered and questioned reader,and reader answered back with "sometimes your cute face gives me cuteness agression,I can't get enough of it,this is your fault for being too cute for me..you should've seen that comin" as reader giggled at their partners reaction..(/silly)Maybe even some cuddling time after the intense kissing session w Elliot too?(/Vpos)

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Basically that one meme with two figures except it's reader and Elliot,reader saying "come on kitten they are all watching us,let's go to our room.." with an alpha voice.../j

-🍖🧁(MEATCAKE ANON)

Awww, that's adorable! (Also funny-) At this point I'm a sucker for our pizza boy-

Reader is getting She/They Pronouns (We love strong women)

You were possibly the scariest healer they could've gotten...

I mean, a healer with a melee ability and a big fucking injector for a healing item is already scary but throw in your menacing glare whenever the other survivors were being dumb and getting themselves killed RIGHT AFTER BEING HEALED- Yeah, they were just lucky you weren't a killer because they could swear there was bloodlust in your eyes...

All but Elliot, your boyfriend.

He still found it scary, don't get him wrong, but the way you softened up with him made his heart flutter.

It was like all your frustration melted away the moment he held your hand or hugged you and he couldn't resist doing it either. Why hold back when your girlfriend has a soft spot only for you?

But this last round was... Something...

You and Elliot had been running around healing the others and helping out but you've been getting frustrated over Shedletsky and Chance for the most part.

Neither of them seemed to be lucky today as their attacks kept missing and they eventually got themselves killed right after they both got healed by Elliot and you.

You waited to be back at the cabin but Elliot could see the frustration in your eyes the whole time and it made even him nervous.

So when the round finally ended, you wanted to strangle Shed and Chance if it hadn't been for Elliot putting his hand on your shoulder to calm you down.

It spooked him even more when your gaze didn't soften at his touch as much as it usually did. "You. Me. Cabin." Was all you said before you headed out the door and although startled and a bit hesitant, your boyfriend followed you to your shared cabin.

You barely even closed the door before you began peppering his face in aggressive kisses, leaving him flushed and severely confused but reciprocating your love all the same.

Slowly but surely, you got yourselves positioned on your bed and cuddled up with you still aggressively kissing him anywhere he would let you.

"[Reader]- What's-" He wanted to question you but you stopped him with another kiss on the lips.

Pulling away to look at his face, you had softened a little more again. "Your face is too cute... It gives me cuteness aggression so take some responsibility..." You muttered with a slight giggle, making him practically melt in your arms as he nodded and began to return your kisses with an attempt at equal aggression.

It was adorable but he didn't have nearly as much frustration behind his kisses as you did with yours...

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[forsaken-headcanons]

Askbox open while i'm thinking about my headcanons I can't stop winning. Unorganized 1x1x1x1 headcanons :3 some of these are kin related? i think??? so don't shoot me to death if they're Wrong 👁️👁️💧

Snake hybrid,,, pit viper specifically. He has a green snake tail and teeth :] Tail is also transparent with the bones like her torso I think that'd be fun

Child 1x who would run to hide behind Telamon/Shedletsky/Whatever whenever they saw any pit viper predators (whether it was just a normal animal or a robloxian hybrid didn't matter even though they. probably wouldn't be in danger with either)

Pre Hatred Corruption 1x that would try to help Shedletsky with wing preening (Chicken Hybrid Shed,,,)

1x that needs the door or a window wide open in order to sleep (I'm aware the hyperbolic time chamber is some goku meme reference let me have this)

Let's c00lkidd braid her hair even if it ends up looking bad because Child

Only knows egg recipes. Has hunted down 007n7 during a round to ask how to make food for c00lkidd (tried asking Elliot since she worked in fast food but the sentinels did Not want the killer near the healer) (“7. The child has requested a grilled cheese, but whenever I place the cheese on the stove it just melts.” “I- That is NOT how you make that”)

Used to be more brutal when actually killing Shedletsky, but has also grown tired of the killing loop. Revenge isn't all that satisfying when she knows he'll just respawn in the survivors cabin and be right there again the next round they're killer

Helps comfort c00lkidd with the realization that he's killed his dad + others until the spectre makes him think it's just tag again.

^ It did Not go well the first couple of times (“I killed my dad 🥲” “good job 👍” “[sobbing]” “uh...”)

Post Forsaken (let me have hope) 1x that goes with c00lkidd and 007n7. Mostly because they don't wanna go with Shed or back to the hyperbolic time chamber, partially to keep an eye on c00lkidd (the chicken is their only reference of what a father figure is so they do Not trust 7 lmao)

^ I think it'd be funny. Snake unofficially adopted into a healthy family dynamic what will it do

-warm eggs anon (if that's not taken. looks at you with my eyes)

1x1x1x1 that is NOT how you make grilled cheese goodness gracious. him only knowing about egg recipes is funny as shit btw. yoinked. yolked, even

welcome, warm eggs anon! hehe. warm eggs warm eggs warm eggs warm eg

[killerandhealerqueen]

Sass, sweet Sass, for the ask meme: What is your favorite paragraph from any of your K&H fics? Is there a reason it’s your favorite?

Billie. Bille, my sweet sweet Billie...you can't just ASK ME THAT GOD DAMN IT!

But surprisingly, I have an answer for you. It's from Chapter 37 of the Killer and Healer rewrite

Back in the morgue, Chen Yuzhi continued to look at Keying’s burnt body before he reached into his pocket and pulled out her little butterfly clip, staring at it for a moment before he carefully and gently placed it into Keying’s hair, his hands trembling the entire time.  Once the clip was in her hair, he smiled weakly.          “There…don’t you look pretty, A-Ying?” he murmured before he reached up to gently stroke her hair.  As he stroked her hair, more tears streamed down his cheeks and he shook his head, trying to stop himself from crying, before he let out a shuddering breath and leaned down, placing the gentlest of kisses to her forehead.          “Goodnight, A-Ying.  Sleep well.  Gege loves you” he whispered before he pulled away and carefully covered her face with the sheet.

I love this paragraph because I could actually see Chen Yuzhi, in canon, saying this to Keying and the line "Goodnight, A-Ying.  Sleep well.  Gege loves you" came to me while I either sleeping or while I was working on the chapter itself/rewatching the episode and it's just...it's just so heartbreaking. It's so fucking heartbreaking. But yeah, one of my favorite paragraphs i've ever written in my knh fics

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[free-to-be-no-one-but-mee]

Fic Stats Meme

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

I was tagged by @dear-massacre and this a whole mix of different things! such a fun "game"!!

Most Hits: Marked and Claimed - Drarry, Explicit. (57,751 hits) - Based on an this artwork by alekina and it's a dark!harry au with a very intense ritual and non-con-ish aftermath.

2nd Most Kudos: Love and Disgrace (At Grimmauld Place) - Drarry, Teen. (2,517 kudos) - Harry and Draco accidentally raise Teddy together as Harry helps Draco unlearn his bigoted views and behaviors.

3rd Most Comments: Stolen - Drarry, Explicit. (108 comment threads, 218 comments which include all my responses) - Draco is Harry's healer and he helps him find his way after Voldemort's death and the horrocrux's disappearance.

4th Most Bookmarks: Sign Up With Me - Sterek, Teen. (408 bookmarks) - Stiles is deaf and this is his first date with Derek who has learned some basic ASL for them to be able to communicate easier.

5th Most Words: There's a Difference - Minewt, Explicit. (28,532 words) - Serial killer x Detective AU where Newt doesn't know Minho's the killer, but Minho very much knows Newt's the detective.

Least Words: Now As Good As Any - Drarry, Teen. (502 words) - A very short piece where Harry acknowledges the scars left behind by sectumsempra.

low pressure tag for @primruesabcd <3

[roadmarks]

find solace in knowing that, no matter how lost or alone you may feel, you follow in the footsteps of those who came before

an ever-expanding, always developing variety of muses, as traveled by puffin / selkie. no fandom affiliation. mutual exclusive. low / slow / sporadic activity. discretion advised.

all roads lead to ---

by puffin / selkie. any pronouns. 21+. discord available.

carrd (under construction !!). memes.

brief muse list / cheat sheet below

primary muses

kaeyonari "kaey" hatathli (transmasc nonbinary. indigenous. 30+.) - heart of a healer, hands of a killer. a "mutant" assassin incapable of dying, otherwise known as revenant. currently on the run. lives in the constant company of his own shadow, as well as every potential iteration of him - in this life and the next.

indiana "indi" rask (transmasc. 20+.) - once a spy, now a fugitive, he possesses an experimental technology capable of completely erasing someones virtual footprint. an electronic cryptid, always viewed out of focus, incapable of being captured.

nikora "nikki" korrapati (genderfluid. disabled. 20+.) - a child prodigy turned hacktivist and self-taught prosthetic engineer. deaf and wheelchair user. will not be silenced.

shade (nonbinary. 20+.) - a strange, socially awkward mortician with an excess in hobbies; self-taught musician, lover of animals, archer, costumer, and small time content creator. an empathetic and caring person, she uses her abilities as a medium to help the deceased find peace and restore memories to the living.

medium/low activity muses

wystan blackwood (cis male. 30+.) - world renowned mercenary, son of the infamous hitman aleksey donati. ceo of his own private security firm, happily married. thinks its disrespectful to threaten people with a gun; has "class" but is also incredibly cutthroat.

mykolas "myk" zima (genderqueer. its complicated.) - hound mage of the apocalypse turned purveyor and protector of arcane relics. runs a magical book & antique shop out of a pocket realm. has a complicated relationship with time, and an edlritch-esque black dog that won't leave him alone. sassy mage vibes.

yewlynne, or yew, among other names (female ?? unknown.) - the last of the selkie, cursed with immorality at the cost of her connection to the sea. child of the moon, self-made pirate, and liberator of the supernatural and oppressed. angry and bitter but she doesn't really remember why.

hecate ahearne (cis male. 40+.) - youngest child of the ahearne family. yes, that one, though he likes to stay out of the public eye. a veteran military doctor turned veterinarian, he oversees the health of his family's expansive horse breeding empire. however, as youngest he is heir to more than money - he is heir to a separate reality, in which he is a healer and reality-weaver.

frae operia (genderfluid. 30+.) - famous performer and influencer, he prefers his stage name frae operia, but is otherwise known as hermes the bard. half-fae, he was born blind but uses his limited magic to live out his dream as a performer. whether it be music, theatre, dance, acrobatics, magic tricks, or something else he is a powerful stage presence in spite of his disability.

cheyne "chey" finlay (genderqueer ?? 30+.) - an amnesiac thief and grifter, infamous for walking out of high security prisons and blackmailing the most rigid of authority figures. he is very good at his line of work, and he knows it, flaunting his skill alongside his good looks and suave charm. but he is also haunted by a past he does not remember, and some skills he'd rather not speak of.

[pending rename] (transfem genderfluid. 40+.) - sex worker turned vigilante; when her death is witnessed by a rogue technological intelligence the program takes pity on her, possessing her body and providing her a new lease on life, as well as a fiery need for revenge.

talbot "talbie" gray (genderfluid. 20+.) - borne of a clan of shapeshifters with a tradition for becoming familiars to witches, talbie was exiled from his clan when he failed to find a witch to serve. now he works as a zookeeper and animal rehabilitator.

hanvi (genderfluid. 30+.) - heir or heiress, they now wander the world in search of themself... or adventure.

canons that I stole and belong to me now

kiriko kamori (overwatch. cis female. 20+.)

mizu (blue eye samurai. transmasc nonbinary. 20+.)

gale dekarios (baldurs gate 3. transmasc. 40+.)

lae'zel (baldurs gate 3. genderfluid. 20+.)

wyll ravengard (baldurs gate 3. transmasc. 20+.)

clay kaczmarek (assassins creed. transmasc. 30+.)

sherlock holmes (gender nonconforming. 20+.)

eder teylecg (pillars of eternity. cis male. 40+.)

[tewwor]

4, 6, 10 !

QUESTIONS FOR MUNS. ( accepting ! )

4. which muse of yours is your all time favorite? if you stopped writing them: why?

doing another top 3 because i simply cannot choose

clarence — my dumb, dumb idiot star bright fella... i genuinely don't remember how i came up with him, but i put him through the wringer and he came out a certified clown. think he's one of the OG himbos i've been carrying around from blog to blog, definitely the most i've made memes of. but he's fun! he's so silly! he has to be or else we'll both succumb to the immense angst he's built from

chanyeol — horrible... annoying rat. eun and him carried this blog for a hot second. but he's one of the easiest muses i could slot into anything / anywhere. actually think he has the most verses ( besides eun but their verses coincide a lot ). anyways, i say with much reluctance in my heart, he is very fun to write.

cruor — newest muse that's taken the stage by storm! i really said, hey.. wouldn't it be ironic if i made a healer that has super regenerative blood but made him hemophobic? chat said yes, do it. and then i went, hey.. now what if i made him embody golden retriever energy but half that because he's too anemic to do much of anything. then give him a killer bod— he's so silly, i love him dearly

6. is roleplaying the only writing-based hobby you have, or are there other things you like to write?

dear diary.. HHWOIGAH jk i can't keep up with journaling. nope, this is the only writing-based hobby i have. to be fair, i write so much here, i'm not surprised i can't get my brain to do other writing things.

10. what genre do you most enjoy, whether in roleplay, or fiction as a whole? (fantasy, period, superhero, etc.)

horror.. especially very eldritch based / creature feature horror. it's one of my top fav genres across the board tbh. but it is at a tie with comedy. who am i, if not a clown? and i find that it's a nice niche to have both the horrors and humor go hand in hand :o)

[doctor-candy-bonez]

Got bored once decided to doodle I should probably do a full drawing of this but whatever I'm too busy procrastinating and watching my memes (I'm so sorry it's not more fairytale art but I forgor where I put undyne and I still need to color it)

Say howdy do to what is probably one of if not the strongest character in all of my worlds that I've made yes it is Mrs. Blueclaw/the star killer Shinobi that I made a while ago and still definitely need to redraw and no she can't just do this normally she needs eight very specific people and enough time to do a ritual is one specific place with a specific magic circle but if that can be done then you will get the Godess of the Legend of the 9 Eyes or just "the Nonagodess" embued with the power of the eye of the Mage, the Healer, the Architect, the Champion, the Bard, the Observer, the King, the Dragon, and the Conqueror (she naturally has the conqueros eye that's why she only needs 8 people and not 9)

[a-single-log-bridge]

Jiang Yuelou : Okay- i- uh need t-to tell you something

Chen Yuzhi : You're finally proposing

Jiang Yuelou: How did you know?

Chen Yuzhi : You've dropped the ring three times during dinner today

Chen Yuzhi : I even picked it up once

[noboru-wataya1]

he was so shy that he could not even immediately look into the eyes of his doctor

[kaleidoscopii]

Mega Man Multimuse Roleplay

Featuring both original and canon characters.

OC friendly.

Semi-selective.

Rules | Muses | Writer

[killerandhealerqueen]

WIP TAG MEME

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Y'all should be proud of me, I actually have names for all of my WIPs. That never fucking happens. But as usual, any fic that has a link has been posted to AO3 and is being updated (albeit very slowly and I apologize in advance for that)

Killer and Healer

Afterglow

Die Trying

How Far I'll Go

KeixYaku: Abunai Aibou

恨君不似江楼月 | Killer and Healer

Formula 1

A Flower By Any Other Name

Mama I'm In Love With a Criminal

Lover Like Me

Marks On My Neck

Masquerade

Tagging: @clawbehavior @theotherwhybietoldmeso @sunriseverse @hyperbolicgrinch

@teneleven12xiii @earl-grey-teacake @halfdeadsage @23fallencomets @fourth-quartet and any other of my writing friends who wants to play

[shrimpsyrup]

posted this elsewhere, might as well post it here

[tytangfei]

If you know then you know.

[a-single-log-bridge]

Churan : Are you alright? You look like you didn't sleep much last night.

Jiang Yuelou : I got a solid 8 minutes sleep.

Jiang Yuelou : Not consecutively but it's alright . You're not even that blurry.

[noboru-wataya1]

What had you done, dr. Chen

[sennokami]

Welter

UNUSUAL WORD HEADCANON PROMPTS #1 - accepting !!

Welter: What subject will they never fully understand?

Madara actually tried to learn to heal early on, when he was 16-ish. It did not end well for him. All his life, he’s been able to pick up the shinobi arts without much trouble -- genjutsu? On lock. Ninjutsu? Not even trying. Taijutsu? Cakewalk. But iryo-ninjutsu has always eluded him, much to his private frustration. He just... can’t figure out how to do it. How to get his mind in the right place to mold and control healing chakra, how to think of the body as something to fix rather than something to hurt.

Eventually, he gives up on it past his twenties. Since his failure, Madara has always quietly admired and envied healers. But on a more personal, grimmer note, when he’s in a bad headspace, his inability to heal confirms one of his personal suspicions about himself: he is only capable of destruction.