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[master-sass-blast]

Ppsssppsss...

Hey!

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Grayson's morning voice

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AT LAST!!! I HAVE THE SPOONS TO ANSWER THIS ASK!!! (also ty honey for sending it my way so i wouldn't forget about the concept ily)

Look, we ALL know it. Shohreh Aghdashloo has the voice of a goddess, and ergo Grayson does too. I hope whoever cast Shohreh in the role of Grayson only has the finest of orgasms for the rest of their life.

Grayson's voice is already perfect. Just like the rest of her. However -just hear me out. We've all talked about Sevika's morning voice -and, yes it would be wonderful and orgasmic, but what I don't understand is why no one's mentioned how exquisite Grayson's morning voice would be.

You're slow to wake up.

You're not a morning person, to begin with. Sunrises go unmet so you can lavish in the safe embrace of slumber. The world is hard and cold, and your bed is soft and warm. If it weren't for your job, there wouldn't be enough coffee in the world to drag you out of bed before noon.

It's the weekend, however; being off the clock means you can luxuriate in bed for as long as you want. You can even take your coffee back to bed, just for the hell of it.

You make it until about ten before the sunlight becomes too bright to ignore. There's a crack in the curtains that cover your bedroom windows, and it's placed just right to let a slim beam of summer sunshine hit you right across the eyes.

You crack one eye open, with machinations to flip off the window in a very mature and adult manner -but that's as far as you get before you do a mental double-take.

There's slow, gentle breathing against your neck. There's warmth at your back and weight in the bed next to you. And, most importantly, there's a pair of arms still wrapped around you.

Grayson's still in bed, you realize. You blink, dumbfounded -then squint and hiss when the sun blasts your retinas with a full dose of morning. You lift one hand to shield your eyes, then puzzle out the unexpected presence in bed with you.

Simply put, your partner is never in bed when you wake up. Even with your job demanding you get up every morning, hers starts hours before yours (and, as much as you love her, you're not about to wake up every unholy morning and keep Grayson company while she gets ready for the day). Even though she's not a "morning person," per se, she rarely sleeps in -some sort of bullshit about her "body clock" waking her up early anyway.

Is she sick? You really can't fathom any other reason she'd be in bed so late in the day (well, relatively late).

Behind you, Grayson stirs. She inhales slowly through her nose, then nuzzles into your neck. She hums sleepily, then dips her head and kisses your shoulder. "Good morning."

Your jaw drops. Your eyelids flutter as your eyes roll back in your head.

You've always had a thing for your partner's voice -it's part of what drew you to her to begin with. She sounds so singular, so utterly entrancing. She could read the damn phone book, and you'd be hanging off her every word.

But eternals have mercy, her morning voice.

Fuck me. You swallow, then manage to scrape your brain into some semblance of order. "Morning," you manage, ever so eloquently. You clear your throat, try to put out the fire in your pants, then ask "Are you feeling okay?"

"I'm fine."

"Y-you sure?" you ask, voice failing as the throb between your legs ratchets up a notch. "You never sleep in."

"It felt good to rest this morning." Grayson goes quiet when you arch against her -and when she speaks again, there's a certain coyness in her rich, gravely voice. "Are you feeling alright, darling? You're quite tense."

You sigh and squirm against her as her hand smooths down your side. "If I'd know how hot your morning voice is, I would've made a point to wake up when you get up for work."

Grayson chuckles and kisses the side of your neck. "Oh, really?"

You consider for a moment, then turn over and sling one leg over her hip. "No," you murmur as you press your lips against hers.

Grayson laughs. She meets your kiss with equal eagerness, then rolls you onto your back and slides her hands beneath your shirt. "That's what I thought."

[killerandhealerqueen]

BUCKLE UP BABE!! 2, 3, 9, 10, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 23, 25, 27, 32, 38, 39, 40

Let's fucking go

2. If you had to give up your keyboard and write your stories exclusively by hand, could you do it? If you already write everything by hand, a) are you a wizard and b) pen or pencil?

Oh fuck no. With the lengths of my stories, absolutely the fuck not

3. What is your writing ritual and why is it cursed?

Don't have any. I just sit down and write...does that count as cursed?

9. Do you believe in ghosts? This isn’t about writing I just wanna know

Yeah

10. Has a piece of writing ever “haunted” you? Has your own writing haunted you? What does that mean to you?

I don't know if a piece of writing has ever haunted me...mine or someone else's

14. Do you lend your books to people? Are people scared to borrow books from you? Do you know exactly where all your “lost” books are and which specific friend from school you haven’t seen in twelve years still possesses them? Will you ever get them back?

I do lend my books to people, knowing damn well that I'm probably never gonna get them back. I mainly lend them to my grandmother who then lends them to my uncle. Once it gets to my uncle, I'll probably never see it again. But that's fine

15. Do you write in the margins of your books? Dog-ear your pages? Read in the bath? Why or why not? Do you judge people who do these things? Can we still be friends?

I don't judge people who do them, but I don't. I'm a bit of purest when it comes to my books

16. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever used as a bookmark?

I don't use bookmarks a whole lot. I just memorize the page number that I was on

17. Talk to me about the minutiae of your current WIP. Tell me about the lore, the history, the detail, the things that won’t make it in the text.

Currently working on a Killer and Healer Spirealm Au...there's not a whole lot of lore behind it, other than the main characters of the Spirealm are very similar to the main characters of my all time favorite drama Killer and Healer which is why I think this au is going to work (I mean, a lot of my aus work and I say this about every au but it's gonna be good)

18. Choose a passage from your writing. Tell me about the backstory of this moment. How you came up with it, how it changed from start to end. Spicy addition: Questioner provides the passage.

When he arrived, he was surprised to find that his little sister, Chen Keying, wasn’t sitting and waiting for him on the stoop like she normally did, causing him to frown.          “That’s odd…she should be home from school by now” he murmured before he hummed.          “Maybe she got tired and went to take a nap” he mused before he stepped through the gate and made his way through the courtyard before he stepped into the house, first stopping to place his kit down on the table before he made his way to Keying’s bedroom.          “Keying!  I’m home” he called out, but there was no answer, causing him to frown as he pushed open the door and poked his head in, only to see that the bedroom was empty.          “Keying?” he called out, but there was again, no answer, making him frown before he turned and headed towards his bedroom, as she also sometimes liked to nap there, stepping inside to find it also empty.

This scene is very similar to a scene in my Killer and Healer rewrite but that's kinda how it works with my fics...you'll find a lot of similar scenes or lines of dialogue and what not between them

19. Tell me a story about your writing journey. When did you start? Why did you start? Were there bumps along the way? Where are you now and where are you going?

So my writing journey started when I was in kindergarten and we were just having free time so I wrote a little story. My principle (who's an author herself) saw it/read it and said I was very creative and I had a gift for writing. Writing kind of just...continued from there. I'm always constantly telling stories in my head and I only really started putting them down onto paper/posting them online when i was like in middle school. As for where I am now...we're still trotting along and coming up with a new fic idea at every turn. And as for where I'm going...I have no idea. But I hope these characters are along for the ride

23. Describe the physical environment in which you write. Be as detailed as possible. Tell me what’s around you as you work. Paint me a picture.

I'm terrible at descriptive shit...uh...okay. I'm in bed, with a mint green blanket covering my crossed legs. A white bat plushie, a sloth plushie with a removable bean bag that can be warmed in the microwave, and a purple bat plushie are to my right while four different baby blankets are strewn out over the bed. Leaning against the wall is a pillow with a book on top of it, as I like to read in bed. Towards the bottom right hand side of the bed/footboards leans a giant grogu squishmallow, an Eeyore plushie next to it. To my left diagonally is a laundry basket full of clothes that need to be folded and against the right hand of the room parallel to a floor length mirror leaning on the left hand side of the room and a four-door dresser is a messy desk covered with makeup. In front of and across from the bed is a storage bench covered in random crap...my room really needs to be cleaned

25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?

There's no hyper-specific detail for this particular story

27. Who is the most stressful character you’ve ever written? Why?

Oh god, okay, the most stressful character(s) I've ever written is all of the ones where I never watched the source material. Was literally going off of gifsets and amvs to get the personalities and characteristics. I was always worried that I got them wrong...but according to my readers/commenters I haven't so... *hair flips*

32. What is a line from a poem/novel/fanfic etc that you return to from time and time again? How did you find it? What does it mean to you?

I'm sorry, my brain is a little...out of it today, so I can't think of one rn, I'm so sorry

38. What is something about your writing process YOU think is Really Weird? If you are comfortable, please share. If you’re not comfortable, what do you think cats say about us?

I think the fact that I can just sit down and write is pretty weird, not gonna lie

39. What keeps you writing when you feel like giving up?

My friends who hype me the fuck up. @ahhhnorealnamesallowed @kpopfantasywriter @seonghwacore @mishathewtf @hyperbolicgrinch @nineninepetals @evil-moonlight and @clawbehavior are really great people who make me feel better about my writing when I'm just...not having it. And I love them for it

40. Please share a poem with me, I need it.

I always loved this poem by Dr. Seuss and I think it's really great (it's not profound or anything but it's applicable, me thinks)

"And I've learned there are troubles

Of more than one kind.

Some come from ahead

And some come from behind.

But I've bought a big bat.

I'm all ready, you see.

Now my troubles are going

To have troubles with me!"

Weird Questions for Writers | send me asks

[clawbehavior]

Hi friend! I saw your tags on my Mutual Tag Masterlist, so I have added you! I usually use these tags as organizers whenever I'm answering asks so that if people want to go and see more asks asked by this person, they can easily find them on my blog. But for me you can use "sass" or however else you tag whenever you answer asks. Some people use "sass.txt", some people will use "sass tag", some people use my whole username "killerandhealerqueen" but whatever works for you!

Ooh thanks friend

[killerandhealerqueen]

for the soft asks - all of the even numbers that you haven't answered yet :D

Took, I love you, god damn

4. what flower would you like to be given?

Oh, sunflowers! I love sunflowers, they're my favorite

6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical).

Alright, alright...hmm

Physical

I have nice hair

I have a nice voice

I have pretty eyes

Non-Physical

I'm compassionate

I'm smarter than I give myself credit for

I'm kind

8. tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good. 

@mishathewtf @ahhhnorealnamesallowed @kpopfantasywriter @seonghwacore @nineninepetals @zennialemo @missjudge-me @zzzhoonie @hyperbolicgrinch @fourth-quartet (obvs) @clawbehavior and there are so many others...I just love y'all

10. what’s something you’re excited for?

I'm excited to finish my current wip that I'm working on and post it after doing some edits to it. I'm really happy with how it's going so far (I can't write a short fic for Killer and Healer to save my fucking life)

12. how are you?

Tired. A little stressed. And nervous cuz I have a job interview coming up on Wednesday...

14. favorite feel-good show?

Now, Killer and Healer is my go to answer for every show, but it's not really a feel-good show, if you know what I mean. So I'm gonna go with White Cat Legend because there are some episodes, ep. 18 in particular, where I just screech with laughter because it's so god damn funny. But my other feel-good show is any show that talks about Ancient Egypt. I love Egyptology and wanted to be an Egyptologist when I was younger (mainly to study mummies, is anyone surprised that I ended up in forensics? No, you shouldn't be). But yeah, any nature documentary or documentary on Ancient Egypt is my go-to feel good show

16. compliment the person who sent you this number.

You're an absolute delight and I love seeing you on my dash and getting asks from you and I thank God every day we became friends because of The Devil Judge

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

You fucking kidding me, of course I do. Love my stuffies

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

To get a fucking job and stop feeling like I'm behind all of my friends, even though I know I'm not. It's just that my timeline has not exactly worked out the way I wanted it to, so...yeah. Getting my job in my field would be the cherry on top

22. what would you say to your future self?

Keep being badass

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

Work on/read fanfiction or watch youtube videos

26. what movie would you want to live in?

Uh...Princess and the Frog. Good music, bombass food...sign me the fuck up

28. hugs or hand-holding?

Hugs. I've been told I give good hugs

30. what reminds you of home (doesn’t have to mean house… just things that remind you of the feeling of home)?

Going into any asian grocery story. See, I lived in Hawaii and spent a lot of time in Chinatown because my great-grandmother used to go there a lot. And Lunar New Year and other stuff like that. So anytime I go into an asian grocery store and smell all the spices and what not, I feel like I'm home

soft asks to get to know people | send me asks

[killerandhealerqueen]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals, followers and all the wonderful people on here! 💖

Thank you my dear!

Them

2. Taking about fic ideas to friends, just brainstorming fics in general

3. Writing

4. Them again

5. And them

[killerandhealerqueen]

💌

Missy! Oh man, I was definitely intimidated by you, ngl, when we first became mutuals. Like, yes I found another friend who loves S.C.I. as much as I do but my god, did I you were so much cooler than me

send me a 💌 and i will tell you my first impression of you

[killerandhealerqueen]

Sass, please refer to my watermelon vs mango discourse - i am strongly anti-melon :( sorry

But! I do agree that banana are objectively bad fruit, too! I like them in smoothies and baked goods, but i will not eat one on its own

No, no, I saw your watermelon v. mango discourse...and I get it, melons aren't for everyone. I just really like cantaloupes cuz that was the fruit my grandmother fed me as a snack when I was like super young...and if you can get like one that's in season and ripe? Bitch. Delicious

As for bananas, I cannot STAND them in anything. Not by itself, not in smoothies, not in banana bread, not in candy...if you put it in there, I will know.

Also texture...the texture of a banana is just no thank you.

I mean, I'm picky about a lot of fruits and honestly won't eat most of the ones that were listed (I'd probably only eat the strawberries (I prefer them covered in chocolate), the cantaloupe, and the mango) but bananas are just...mm. No thank you

[killerandhealerqueen]

Hi! What about the au in which Bai Jinbo did tell Chen Yuzhi his son's plan? How will events go in the future? Chen Yuzhi will have to use all his acting skills so that the triad does not suspect anything. Will Yuzhi understand Jian Yuelou's signs for the doctor to leave? And how will Yuelou feel when he finds out that his doctor was aware of the plan? Commissioner Bai, after talking with his son and his unwillingness to let the doctor know about the plan to introduce him into the gang, says to himself: "Yuelou, of course I appreciate and understand you, but here you are wrong. And knowing your instinct for self-preservation, you will have problems. And your boyfriend finds out about the plan, and then he'll give you a thrashing. Only he can stop you if anything happens."

I am incredibly sorry that you've had to wait so long for this...but I wanted to make sure that I had the scene right first before I wrote this. I hope you enjoy this, my darling, and again, I am so sorry for the wait

As Jiang Yuelou sat before Bai Jinbo in his office, Bai Jinbo shook his head, anger in his eyes as he pointed at him

“You’re going too far.  I don’t agree”

Jiang Yuelou looked at him before he sighed softly

“There’s no better choice.  Mother kept reminding me to be careful of San Ye before she died.  But until now, we don’t have any valuable clues about San Ye”

Bai Jinbo looked at him with wide eyes before he motioned to him

“Then continue the investigation!  There must be a way!”

Jiang Yuelou sighed

“They’re in the dark while we’re exposed.  If there’s one fake San Ye, then there may be two or three.  The real San Ye is always hidden in the background and staring at us all the time.  And our every move is within his sight.  Such investigation will not work”

Bai Jinbo shook his head

“But your plan…it’s too risky”

“It’s better than being a sitting duck”

Bai Jinbo looked at him before he sighed

“Do you think how sure you are?”

Jiang Yuelou was quiet before he sighed

“Fifty percent.  We win or we perish”

Bai Jinbo was quiet before he looked at him

“When will you be ready to act?”

“The best time is tonight.  San Ye is keeping an eye on me.  He should know I have some problems with my emotion.  Today I suffer the pain of loss and regret and go bananas and can’t be better if I find someone for revenge”

Bai Jinbo made a face

“What do you want me to do?”

“Arrange for Yang Jing’s family to leave Jing City at night, have them change their names, and instruct them to never come back.  In addition, find some corpses to fake a crime scene”

Bai Jinbo looked at him

“What about Chen Yuzhi?  Do you want me to keep it from him?”

Jiang Yuelou nodded

“Yes.  In this situation, he will be in danger if he gets close to me.  Only you and I can know about this plan.  You can guide him to think of that regulation.  He will certainly ask Chu Ran for help to build up public opinion”

Bai Jinbo growled

“Yes, and then you’ll go to that mental hospital and be together with a bunch of lunatics!”

Jiang Yuelou smiled slightly

“I’m a mental patient myself.  Am I afraid of other lunatics?”

Bai Jinbo hummed before his eyes widened and he looked at him

“What if San Ye doesn’t get someone to subvert you but to assassinate you?”

Jiang Yuelou shook his head

“That won’t happen.  Try to stand in my shoes.  If he finds that I’m standing on the opposite side of you and can become a pawn that can be used, he will surely try his best to drawn me over”

Bai Jinbo made a face

“How long do you think it would take for them to send someone over?”

Jiang Yuelou sighed

“San Ye has always been cautious in what he does.  I think it’ll take him at least one week to observe”

“A week?  You’ll have a hard week!”

Jiang Yuelou smiled slightly

“As long as we can win.  This week, not only will the people in the mental hospital watch me in secret, but also other people will be sent to see if I really am a lunatic”

Bai Jinbo frowned

“Other people?”

He then looked over at him

“Chen Yuzhi?”

Jiang Yuelou nodded

“Most likely.  Besides, it might be Chu Ran or Zhao Moqing”

Bai Jinbo frowned

“Chu Ran is a friend of yours.  It makes sense but, Zhao Moqing?”

Jiang Yuelou sighed

“Her brother died indirectly because of me.  She hates me to the core.  Now that she’s close to Commander Zhan, it’s no surprise that she will have some pillow talks with Commander Zhan and kill me”

Bai Jinbo made a face, causing Jiang Yuelou to look at him before he reached out and patted his hand comfortingly

“Don’t worry.  Whoever it is to come, I’ll keep my wits about them”

“Whoever is to come, you have to come back alive!”

Jiang Yuelou smiled and nodded

“I’ll try my best”

Bai Jinbo shook his head

“Not try, you have to”

Jiang Yuelou smiled weakly and nodded

“Okay.  I will”

He then pushed himself to his feet and headed out of the office, heading off to put his plan into action while Bai Jinbo watched him leave, a small frown on his face before he pushed himself to his feet and walked over to his desk, grabbing his phone before he placed the receiver to his ear and dialed a number

“Dr. Chen?  Could you come to the police department, please?  I have something I wish to speak with you about”

A little while later, Chen Yuzhi arrived at the police department and made his way to Bai Jinbo’s office, stepping inside as Bai Jinbo looked at him

“You’re here.  Shut the door behind you, please”

Chen Yuzhi raised an eyebrow but did as he was told and shut the door before he walked over to the couch and sat before Bai Jinbo

“You wanted to speak to me, sir?”

Bai Jinbo nodded before he took a deep breath

“It’s about Jiang Yuelou”

Chen Yuzhi frowned

“Jiang Yuelou?”

Bai Jinbo nodded before he told him about his plan to pretend to lose control of his emotions and “kill” an entire family to fool San Ye into thinking that he lost his mind and get thrown into a mental hospital so that San Ye’s men could approach him and allow him to get close to San Ye

After he heard the plan, Chen Yuzhi looked at Bai Jinbo with wide eyes

“Is he insane?!  That plan is suicide!”

Bai Jinbo nodded

“I know.  And he didn’t want you to know, but I…I couldn’t just let him go into this alone.  He needs someone other than me by his side…and that someone is you.  So please…keep an eye on him”

Chen Yuzhi nodded

“I will.  I promise”

Bai Jinbo nodded

“Good, good”

Chen Yuzhi then shook his head

“I can’t believe he doesn’t trust me enough to tell me his plan”

Bai Jinbo shook his head

“It’s not that he doesn’t trust you…he wants to protect you.  He knows that you’ll be in danger if you’re close to him…and he’s already lost too much.  I don’t think he could lose you too”

Chen Yuzhi looked at him in surprise before he lowered his gaze, a light blush on his cheeks

“I don’t want to lose him either”

Bai Jinbo smiled slightly

“I’ve already entrusted his heart to you, so…I have nothing to worry about”

Chen Yuzhi looked at him before he nodded

“I will make sure nothing happens to Jiang Yuelou”

Bai Jinbo smiled

“I know you won’t”

A few weeks later, at the mental hospital, Jiang Yuelou was sitting boredly in the visiting room chair when Chen Yuzhi stepped inside and sat down across from him, looking him over in concern before he reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a small bindle, handing it to him

“Here’s your medication.  Take it”

Jiang Yuelou looked at the bindle before he scoffed and reached out, taking it from him just as Chen Yuzhi grasped his wrist, making him look at him with wide eyes

“What are you doing?”

Chen Yuzhi, however, didn’t answer and just tapped his finger on his wrist, making his eyes widen even further as he realized that Chen Yuzhi was speaking to him in morse code

“You’re an idiot”

Jiang Yuelou looked at him in shock

“You—”

Chen Yuzhi motioned to the bindle in his hand

“Take those.  You’ll feel better”

He then pushed himself to his feet and made to leave when Jiang Yuelou shot to his feet and grabbed him by his wrist, making him look over at him with wide eyes as he yanked him back and pinned him to the wall of the room, just like he had all those months ago in Hong Kong

“Jiang-”

“Bai Jinbo told you?”

Chen Yuzhi glared at him

“Of course he told me.  He’s worried that your plan is suicide”

Jiang Yuelou groaned softly

“I told him not to tell you.  Now you’re in danger”

Chen Yuzhi tsked

“If you think I’m letting you go through this alone, you’re crazy”

Jiang Yuelou smirked

“But I am crazy”

Chen Yuzhi glared

“Jiang Yuelou”

Jiang Yuelou sighed before he looked at him

“Are you sure you want to do this?”

Chen Yuzhi smiled slightly

“We’re in this together.  Whether you like it or not.  So tell me what you want me to do”

Jiang Yuelou was quiet before he nodded and leaned forward, whispering his plan into his ear just as the door opened and the orderly stepped inside, looking at them

“Dr. Chen.  Your time is up”

Jiang Yuelou glanced over at the orderly before he pulled away and looked at Chen Yuzhi, who looked back at him, before he smirked and leaned forward, pressing a small kiss to the side of his mouth

“Go on”

Chen Yuzhi blinked, surprised, before he pushed him away and pushed off the wall, brushing himself off before he walked past him, pausing to glance back at him before he turned and continued out of the room, Jiang Yuelou watching him leave with a small, barely visible smile

It was nice to have someone else in his corner…but then again, he always knew he had Chen Yuzhi in his corner

He had been in his corner since the very beginning

And with his help…they were going to take San Ye down

[killerandhealerqueen]

BOOPS YOU

In the spirit of boops, and bothering my mutuals more, I would love to hear about how you're doing, or a nice thing in your life right now, or something you're excited about 🤍🧡🖤

I love you! I hope you have a good day!

(Pass this on if you like)

Oh I love this Jack!

Currently, I'm doing well, though I do have this cough that makes me sound like Yu Tangchun from Killer and Healer (yay spring time and asthma).

And I suppose something I'm excited about is that I'm heading home for a job interview which means that I get to see my parents and grandparents (and let's hope I get this job because I am literally perfect for it but we shall see). I'm also excited to post this new fic that I'm working on. It's much much darker than my usual mature fics but I think it's turning out really well and it'll be my 150th fic for Killer and Healer, which is always exciting.

Anyways, I love this and I will definitely be passing it on, this is fun!

[killerandhealerqueen]

Hi Sass!

Question: Has a comment ever made you view your fanfic differently? Can be either in a good or bad way.

My dear, hello!

And to answer your question, no, not really. I knew what I was putting into my fic from the get go and most of my commenters will pick up what I'm putting down.

I do remember though a comment from my friend Nine who was like in my fic "昔年去愛了 | Happy New Year" that I had a rickshaw come up to Jiang Yuelou and Chen Yuzhi after Chen Yuzhi had collapsed and she thought it was clever like how the rickshaw had come up in ep. 37 before everything went to shit and I hadn't even thought about that and it made me smile.

But no, for the most part, comments don't make me look at my fic different. If I get a negative comment (which is very rare and most times I just block/delete them before my blood pressure skyrockets) I just know that either the person didn't read my fic very well or they don't understand the content of the fic (which has happened before).

But again, no, overall, comments don't really ever make me view my fics differently. Because most of my commenters are very kind (and most of them are longtime readers so they know my fics/writing style and everything)

[killerandhealerqueen]

Random ask, what are your top 5 favorite moments from Killer and Healer?

Anon. Anon. Anon. Anon, you cannot just ask me this because my fucking god I have too many favorite moments. That's not faaaaaaaaaair

Fuck it, we ball. Top 5 favorite moments

First meeting from the deleted scene

This shit is seared into my fucking brain. The chin grab, the way he studies Chen Yuzhi, the small smirk afterwards...fuuuuuck

2. Jiang Yuelou taking care of Chen Yuzhi in ep. 8

I don't really need to explain how this scene fucked me up...the tenderness man, I can't

3. Jiang Yuelou saving Chen Yuzhi from Jin Dacheng in ep. 12

Man was a fucking attack dog. Absolutely unhinged. And I loved him for it

4. Jiang Yuelou saving Chen Yuzhi from Lao Huo in ep. 16

I have this entire fucking scene memorized. I'm very normal about it. Very normal about it

5. The cute little scene with Chu Min in ep. 22, where Chen Yuzhi and Jiang Yuelou were such dads to Chu Min

Personal space? They don't fucking know her

Bonus: Zhan Junbai fucking slaughtering the tailors for stabbing Yu Tangchun

It was very sexy of him

[master-sass-blast]

Lmaooo “I’ve had my whole entire tongue inside your cunt” and you’re worried about using sharing a toothbrush will forever live in my mind rent free. And Lin isn’t wrong you’ve already shared body fluids. I think the line has already been crossed.😂😂😂 

RIGHT?!

Look, maybe it's just me, and people will probably think I'm wrong and/or gross, but I really don't see Lin being all that fussy about having to share a toothbrush with her girlfriend.

We know that Lin worked her way up the chain of command (because that's how it works). I personally think that she worked street patrol as a fresh uniform. I don't doubt that Republic City has its own issues with homelessness, sex work, drunkards, and various types of accidents. She's absolutely seen and dealt with worse.

I also headcanon that Lin's worked on homicides. Hard to get grosser than dead, possibly decomposing bodies.

[killerandhealerqueen]

Okay, so. A thought came to me. And it's semi supernatural? Like cursed object? Okay, uh...wait. Oh right! So,

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oh yeah! Zhan Yao finds an old artifact and he has to transport it with Bai Yutong because people that are in contact with it claims they've time traveled, or whatever, right? And in the midst of transporting it, some criminals are chasing them cuz they want to steal it from some rich ass collector for whatever reason. Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong ends up in a crash cuz assholes stepped on the gas. (Poor little white car, it will be missed and fixed, or replaced. Cuz Yutang rich) Anyways, the car jerks and flings them around. When they open their eyes again, there are guns pointing at them. And a man approaches them, tells them they are under arrest for trying to steal a priceless artifact, and are taken to the police station where they are interrogated by dun dun dun!!!! Jiang Yuelou, who is in charge of recovering the stolen artifact, which at this time it's not and its just a rich man's love token from his deceased wife and he treasures the pocket watch a lot. Things happen, people gets kidnapped, some die and others get hurt, Yuzhi gets caught in the crossfire and saved by Zhan Yao who also gets caught in the crossfire, because they attract trouble like bees to honey. (Zhan Junbai may or may not be an ancestor.) Things get weird but along the way Yuelou and Yuzhi trusts Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao. (They can't be that bad if they rescued Yuzhi.) Yutong gets jealous because Xiao Bai stole Zhan Yao from him. And they eventually go back to their time via the power of the pocket watch and realize that only minutes, hours maxed, has passed despite being in the past for months. They doubt whether or not it was real. (Maybe they end up bring back a tiny proof that they did in fact time travel.) And artifact cracked so its not like they can try again. Maybe they'll meet Yuelou and Yuzhi of the future one day. Or maybe they are the reincarnated versions. I don't know. TBH, the idea was just "Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao time travels and meets Jiang Yuelou and Chen Yuzhi."

Ohhh...I'm listening, I'm listening...so what you're telling me is that Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong basically get isekaied back to Jiang Yuelou and Chen Yuzhi's time period...that's fucking hilarious, I love it

Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong had been assigned to some weird cases before but they swore this one was the fucking weirdest

You see, they walked into the office one day, only to be greeted by Bao Sir, who held a small box in his hand

“Bao Sir”

Bao Sir smiled before he held out the box to them

“I have a special assignment for you two”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao frowned before Bai Yutong reached out and took the box from him, opening it before he looked at him in confusion

“A…watch?”

Bao Sir nodded as he handed them a piece of paper with an address on it

“Yes.  A local professor who is a friend of mine asked me if I would put my two best detectives on an assignment of transferring this watch to the local museum”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao frowned

“Why did he want us?”

Bao Sir shrugged

“I’m not entirely sure.  When I asked, he said that all of the people he had previous asked to transport said watch mysteriously…disappeared”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao’s eyes widened

“Disappeared?!”

Bao Sir nodded

“Apparently, according to him, they all “time traveled”.  But that, of course, is nonsense as time travel doesn’t exist.  And since you both are men of science, I doubt you’ll have any problems”

He then smiled

“Good luck”

He then walked past them, leaving Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong alone with the box, a stunned look on both of their faces

After he left, Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong looked down at the watch before Bai Yutong sighed

“Come on, let’s get this over with so we can focus on actually important cases”

He then closed the box and turned, heading out of the department, Zhan Yao on his heels

After leaving the department, Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong got into Bai Yutong’s car, Bai Yutong typing the address into his phone’s GPS before he put the car into drive and began making their way towards the museum

As they drove towards the museum, Zhan Yao looked at the box in his lap before he opened it and pulled out the watch, looking at it

Bai Yutong glanced over at him before he hummed

“Do you believe what Bao Sir said?”

Zhan Yao glanced back at him

“What, that this watch causes people to time travel?”

Bai Yutong nodded

“Yeah”

Zhan Yao shook his head

“There’s no such thing as time travel”

Bai Yutong frowned

“But how do you explain those disappearances?”

Zhan Yao hummed

“Well, maybe they got killed?  Because this watch seems pretty valuable and looks like something that would be in a collector’s collection”

Bai Yutong frowned

“Are you serious?  You think a collector actually had them killed?”

Zhan Yao chuckled softly

“You’d be amazed at collectors will do to get their grubby hands on something valuable or priceless”

Bai Yutong hummed

“I guess so”

As they continued down the road and through the intersection, they didn’t even see a large white truck coming towards them from the left until they were suddenly t-boned, causing both of them to cry out in shock as Bai Yutong’s Lamborghini flipped multiple times before it finally came to a stop

As it sat there in the middle of the road, smoking, one of the people in the white truck (who were actually hired by a collector to steal said watch that Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao were assigned to transport) got out and walked over to Bai Yutong’s Lamborghini, looking inside only to find it empty

“What the fuck?”

Meanwhile, when Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao both slowly opened their eyes, they blinked a few times in confusion, only to realize that there were guns pointed in their faces, causing their eyes to widen in shock

“What the hell?!”

Just then a tall man with light tan skin, brown eyes, and black hair styled in an undercut, his eyes hard

“You’re under arrest”

Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong looked at him in confusion

“For what?!”

The man huffed

“For theft”

“Theft?!”

The man pointed to the watch in Zhan Yao’s hand

“That’s an important artifact and you’ve stolen it”

Both Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong looked down at the watch before they both shook their heads

“No, we were just—”

Just then, two officers surged forward and grabbed them, yanking the watch out of Zhan Yao’s hand as the man waved his hand

“Take them back”

The officers nodded and began dragging Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong away, both men struggling desperately in their grasps

A little while later, both Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao sat in a cell, irritation on their faces just as a tall man with light skin, brown eyes, and short black hair walked into the cell and raised an eyebrow

“Stealing a precious artifact…that’s pretty ballsy”

Bai Yutong tsked

“Look, buddy, we didn’t still shit.  We were assigned to transport that watch to a local museum”

The man raised an eyebrow

“Oh yeah?  And who assigned you to do that?”

“Commissioner Bao Heizei of the Hong Kong Police Department”

The man frowned

“Commissioner Bao?  I’ve never heard of him”

He then looked Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao up and down and hummed

“I don’t believe I’ve ever seen you two either.  What’s your name?”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao glanced at each other before they looked back at him

“Sergeant Bai Yutong and Dr. Zhan Yao, SCI”

 The man frowned

“SCI?”

“Special Cases Investigation unit”

Bai Yutong then motioned to his pocket

“Check my ID if you don’t believe me”

The man hummed before he stepped forward and pulled out Bai Yutong’s ID card, looking at it

“Never heard of it.  Nor you”

He then placed his ID back in his pocket before he crossed his arms

“I don’t believe either of you”

Bai Yutong groaned as Zhan Yao looked at him

“We didn’t steal the watch, we promise.  Just let us call our Commissioner and he’ll explain it to you”

The man scoffed

“Yeah, I’m not going to do that”

Bai Yutong growled

“What do we have to do to prove to you that we didn’t fucking steal that damn watch?”

The man hummed just as Zhan Yao looked at him

“Do you even have any evidence that we stole the watch?  Other than it being in our possession?  Did anyone see us steal it?”

The man was quiet before he shook his head, a look of irritation on his face

“No”

Zhan Yao smirked

“Then you can’t hold us.  It’s just probable cause.  Until you have more evidence to link us to the theft, you have to let us go”

The man growled before he snapped his fingers, two officers soon rushing forward

“Yes Chief Jiang?”

The man, Chief Jiang Yuelou, motioned to Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao

“Release them”

The officers looked at him in shock but quickly did as they were told, as they didn’t want to get on his bad side

Once they were released, Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao looked at Jiang Yuelou as he narrowed his eyes at them

“Don’t go far…I will find a way to arrest you”

Bai Yutong huffed

“Yeah, good luck with that”

He then patted himself down before he looked at Jiang Yuelou

“Where can we get our guns back?”

Jiang Yuelou motioned with his head

“Follow me”

He then led them through the prison, both men looking around with wide eyes; it was nothing like the prisons that they were used to

Jiang Yuelou then motioned to an officer, who placed Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong’s guns before them, Bai Yutong taking his gun first before he handed Zhan Yao his

They both then looked at Jiang Yuelou

“We’ll be seeing you”

They then turned and headed out of the prison, Jiang Yuelou watching them with narrowed eyes

After leaving the prison, Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao looked around with wide eyes; they had no idea where they fuck they were…but considering the police uniforms that the officers were wearing…it definitely wasn’t their era

“Did we actually time travel?”

Bai Yutong shrugged

“Hell if I fucking know.  All I know is that we need to get back to the HKPD or Bao Sir is gonna have our asses for fucking up this assignment”

Zhan Yao nodded

“Yeah”

They then began through the city, looking around in awe

“Jesus, it really feels like we’ve jumped back in time”

Zhan Yao hummed

“Maybe we have”

Bai Yutong looked over at him incredulously

“Don’t tell me you actually believe that the watch causes people to time travel”

Zhan Yao motioned to their surroundings

“Look where we are, Yutong!  How do you explain this?”

Bai Yutong was quiet before he huffed

“I don’t know”

Zhan Yao nodded

“That’s what I thought”

Bai Yutong tsked before he reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone, only to find that he had no service

“Well fuck me, we can’t even call Commissioner Bai to let him know what happened”

Zhan Yao frowned and quickly pulled out his phone as well, only to find that he also didn’t have service

“Damn”

Bai Yutong groaned

“Well, this is just great, isn’t it?”

Zhan Yao hummed and placed his phone back in his pocket as he sighed

“So we’re somehow trapped in another time period and we can’t contact our boss…this seems like a nightmare”

Bai Yutong nodded

“Yeah, it does”

Just then, his eyes widened

“Fuck, the watch!”

Zhan Yao frowned

“What about the watch?”

Bai Yutong gave him a look

“We don’t have the watch anymore!  How are we supposed to transport it if we don’t even have it?!”

Zhan Yao paused before he hummed

“You’ve got a point…do you think that Chief Jiang would be willing to give it back?”

Bai Yutong scoffed

“Yeah, I fucking doubt it”

Zhan Yao hummed

“Well…shit”

Bai Yutong huffed

“You can say that again”

They both then sighed before they began walking, thinking about how they were going to get the watch back as well as get back to their own time when they heard shouting coming from a nearby alley, causing them to look at each other in concern before they ran towards the shouting, their eyes widening at the sight of two thugs beating up an old man

At the sight, Bai Yutong growled and quickly drew his gun

“Stop!  Police!”

At the bark, the two thugs turned to look at them before they scoffed

“You two aren’t police.  Get lost”

Bai Yutong narrowed his eyes and placed his finger on the trigger

“Step away from him or I’ll shoot”

The two men laughed

“You’ll do no such thing”

Just then, a gunshot echoed through the air before one of the men went down with a scream, clutching at their leg

They all then looked over at Zhan Yao, who was looking at them calmly, his own gun in his hand

“You never said anything about me taking a shot.  Now get lost”

The two thugs nodded and quickly rushed out of the alley, one of the thugs supporting the other as they ran

Once they were gone, both Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong putting their guns away before they rushed over to the old man and looked him over

“Sir, are you alright?”

The old man nodded

“Yes, thank you”

Zhan Yao noticed that he was bleeding from a head wound, causing him to frown

“You’re bleeding.  We should take you to the hospital”

The old man shook his head

“No need.  Just take me to Yuzhi Hall”

Bai Yutong frowned

“Yuzhi Hall?”

The old man nodded

“It’s a clinic”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao both nodded in understanding before they carefully helped the old man to his feet and led him through the street, allowing him to show them where Yuzhi Hall was

When they arrived and stepped inside, a young man took one look at them before his eyes widened and he quickly rushed over to them, taking the old man out of his arms before he guided him over to one of the chairs in front of his desk and sat him down

Once he was sitting, he quickly got to work on cleaning and bandaging the man’s wounds before he looked over at Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong

“What happened?”

“Uh, we saw him getting attacked in an alley not too far from here.  We fought them off and then brought him here at his request”

The young man nodded slowly

“I see”

He then turned back to the old man and smiled gently

“How are you feeling now?”

The old man nodded

“Fine, Dr. Chen”

The young man, Dr. Chen Yuzhi, smiled

“Good, that’s good.  But I think you should just rest for a little bit before you head on your way, hmm?”

The old man nodded

“Alright”

Chen Yuzhi then tilted his head at him

“Tea?”

The old man nodded

“Please”

Chen Yuzhi nodded before he looked at Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong

“And for you?”

Both Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong looked at each other before they nodded

“Please”

Chen Yuzhi smiled and nodded before he turned and headed off to make some tea as the old man looked at Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao

“Thank you for saving me back there”

He then tilted his head

“Are you two new police recruits?  I don’t believe I’ve seen you before”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao shook their heads

“We’re police officers, but not from here.  We’re from Hong Kong”

The old man looked at them curiously

“What brings two police officers from Hong Kong to Jing City?”

Zhan Yao frowned

“Is that where we are?”

The old man nodded

“Indeed”

Bai Yutong nodded slowly

“And…what year is it?”

“1920”

Both Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong looked at him in shock

“1920?!”

The old man laughed

“What year were you expecting?”

Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong both blinked, just as Jiang Yuelou stepped into the clinic and frowned

“The hell are you two doing here?”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao turned to look at him before Bai Yutong huffed

“We could say the same thing.  You don’t look sick”

Jiang Yuelou tsked

“Neither do you”

Just then, Chen Yuzhi walked back out with three tea cups full of tea and handed one to the old man before he looked at Jiang Yuelou and smiled as he handed Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong their tea

“Yuelou.  What are you doing here?”

Jiang Yuelou looked at him and smiled before he cleared his throat

“Well, I was hoping you’d maybe know who the owner of this watch was”

He then reached into his pocket and pulled out the pocket watch his men had taken from Zhan Yao earlier

Just then, the old man gasped

“My watch!”

Jiang Yuelou, Bai Yutong, and Zhan Yao looked at him with wide eyes

“This is your watch?”

The old man nodded as he pushed himself to his feet and walked over to Jiang Yuelou, taking the watch out of his hand, a fond smile on his face before he looked at Jiang Yuelou

“I was on my way to the police station to see if you had found it when I was jumped. Where did you find it?”

Jiang Yuelou glanced at Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao before he cleared his throat

“Oh, one of my men found it”

The old man nodded slowly before he looked at Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao and held out the watch

“Here.  As thanks for saving me earlier”

Bai Yutong, Zhan Yao, and Jiang Yuelou looked at him in shock before Jiang Yuelou shook his head

“But…isn’t that the watch your wife gave you?”

The old man smiled

“Yes, but I think she’d be happy to know that it went to people with good hearts like them, since she had a good heart”

Both Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao blinked in shock before they bowed, Zhan Yao carefully taking the watch from him

“Thank you.  We’ll take good care of it”

The old man smiled and nodded before he continued out of the clinic, Jiang Yuelou, Chen Yuzhi, Zhan Yao, and Bai Yutong watching him leave before Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao looked at the watch

“Now we can fucking go home”

Zhan Yao let out a sigh of relief

“Thank God”

Chen Yuzhi tilted his head curiously

“You needed the watch to go home?”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao looked at him then at Jiang Yuelou before they both sighed

“It’s a…bit of a weird story and I don’t think you’re going to believe us even if we told you”

Jiang Yuelou crossed his arms

“Try us”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao looked at each other before they sighed and explained that they were from the future, that in their “era” they had been assigned to transport the watch that the old man had given them to a museum and that before they could make it there, they were t-boned by a truck

“However, instead of…basically dying, we’re here.  In the 1920s.  And we’re pretty sure this watch brought us here, especially because the person who owned the watch said it caused people to time travel”

Both Jiang Yuelou and Chen Yuzhi stared at them in shock before Jiang Yuelou looked over at Chen Yuzhi

“You’re the doctor here, Yuzhi.  You think they have a screw loose?”

Bai Yutong tsked

“We told you wouldn’t believe us”

Chen Yuzhi hummed

“Well…I don’t know if it’s entirely possible but…I think they’re telling the truth”

Jiang Yuelou looked at him in shock

“HA?!”

Chen Yuzhi motioned to Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao

“Well, they’re clearly not dressed like us…so they kind of stick out like sore thumbs.  Does that mean that they’re from the future?  I don’t know but…maybe”

Jiang Yuelou hummed before he looked at the watch in Zhan Yao’s hand

“So how is that thing supposed to take you back to…wherever you came from?”

Zhan Yao shook his head

“We don’t know…we don’t know how it worked the first time.  I mean…we got in a car accident the first time…but I don’t know if we can replicate it”

Jiang Yuelou shrugged

“We can try”

Chen Yuzhi looked at him in shock

“Jiang Yuelou!  Absolutely not!”

Jiang Yuelou looked over at him and huffed

“I’m kidding, Yuzhi.  I wouldn’t actually do that”

Bai Yutong shot him a look

“Yeah sure”

Jiang Yuelou glanced back at him and smirked as Chen Yuzhi looked at them

“Well…since we don’t really know how to help you…you’re more than welcome to stay here.  I have beds upstairs…and while it’s not much, it’s better than nothing”

Jiang Yuelou glanced at him before he sighed

“Since you two are also police men, you can work at the department until you go back”

Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao looked at the two men in shock before they dipped their heads

“Thank you”

After the rocky start, Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao slowly began to get used to “living” in Jing City

During the day, Bai Yutong worked at the Jing City Police Department with Jiang Yuelou while Zhan Yao worked with Chen Yuzhi at his clinic

Even though Zhan Yao was police like Bai Yutong, he felt like he’d be use to Chen Yuzhi, since the young man worked by himself

Though they did come by the police department whenever Jiang Yuelou needed consultation on a case

Then during the evenings, the four of them would meet up for dinner at the wonton stand that Jiang Yuelou and Chen Yuzhi frequent before going to either Jiang Yuelou or Chen Yuzhi’s place to drink tea before going to Chen Yuzhi's clinic to sleep

And anytime they visited Jiang Yuelou’s place, Xiao Bai would absolutely clamor all over Zhan Yao, must to Bai Yutong’s jealousy because Zhan Yao was his cat

Everything was going rather well (though Bai Yutong and Zhan Yao were worried that their team was missing them) when one day Zhan Yao and Chen Yuzhi were summoned to the police department, only to find Jiang Yuelou, Bai Yutong, and a group of officers gathered in the lobby

“What’s going on?”

Jiang Yuelou looked at them

“We’re going to head out to do a raid on a known drug den.  We want you to come along as medics but stay at a distance, just in case”

Zhan Yao and Chen Yuzhi nodded

“Understood”

Jiang Yuelou nodded in reply before he headed out of the police department, Bai Yutong, the other officers, Zhan Yao, and Chen Yuzhi following after him

They then all got into the police cars before they headed to where the raid was

When they arrived, they all got out before Jiang Yuelou, Bai Yutong, and the officers made their way towards the warehouse while Zhan Yao and Chen Yuzhi stood a distance away

Inside the warehouse, all of the officers spread out while Bai Yutong followed behind Jiang Yuelou, Song Rong, and Sun Yongren, Song Rong and Sun Yongren flanking either side of Jiang Yuelou while Bai Yutong brought up the rear

As they made their way through the warehouse, everyone kept their eyes peeled when Bai Yutong noticed something out of the corner of his eye, making him turn before he fired, a cry echoing through the warehouse, making Jiang Yuelou and the others look at him in shock

“You could see that?”

Bai Yutong nodded

“Yeah.  So just keep going, don’t worry, I’ve got your back”

Jiang Yuelou, Song Rong, and Sun Yongren nodded, just as gun fire suddenly exploded boxes next to them, causing them to quickly take cover before they began firing back

Meanwhile, outside the warehouse, Zhan Yao and Chen Yuzhi watched the warehouse with nervous eyes, as they both had jumped the minute they heard gunfire

“I hope they’re okay”

Zhan Yao hummed

“Me too”

As they stood there, someone came to the window of the warehouse and pointed a gun at them, making Zhan Yao’s eyes widen before he grabbed Chen Yuzhi and tackled him to the ground, just as a bullet ricocheted off the roof of the car

“Stay down”

Zhan Yao then grabbed his gun and peered around the car, just as another bullet hit the ground beside the car, causing him to quickly duck behind the car before he peered around it once more and took aim, firing once

While he wasn’t as good as Bai Yutong, after training with him for a while, his aim improved and he was grateful for the time Bai Yutong took to train him as he watched the shooter fall forward out of the window

Once the shooter was dead, Zhan Yao lowered his gun before he looked at Chen Yuzhi

“Are you alright?”

Chen Yuzhi nodded

“I’m fine”

Zhan Yao nodded

“Good”

Meanwhile, back in the warehouse, Bai Yutong, Jiang Yuelou, Song Rong, Sun Yongren, and the other officers were taking down the dealers, doing their best not to get shot at

After they had taken out the drug dealers, Jiang Yuelou looked around

“Is everyone alright?  Any causalities?”

All of his officers, including Bai Yutong, Song Rong, and Sun Yongren, shook their heads, causing him to nod

“Good.  Seize the drugs and let’s go”

The officers nodded and quickly began to drag boxes and boxes full of drugs out of the warehouse as Jiang Yuelou, Bai Yutong, Song Rong, and Sun Yongren walked out of the warehouse and over to where Zhan Yao and Chen Yuzhi were waiting

“Everything okay out here?”

Zhan Yao huffed

“Someone took a shot at us, but other than that, we’re fine”

Jiang Yuelou’s eyes widened

“What?!”

He then looked at Chen Yuzhi in concern

“Are you hurt?”

Chen Yuzhi smiled and shook his head

“No, thanks to Zhan Yao, I’m fine”

Jiang Yuelou looked over at Zhan Yao with a raised eyebrow, just as Zhan Yao pulled out his gun

“You forget, Chief Jiang, that I’m also a police officer”

Jiang Yuelou huffed softly and nodded

“Right, forgive me”

He then turned towards the warehouse, where the rest of the officers were exiting

“Is that everything?”

The officers turned to look at him

“There’s one more box inside”

Meanwhile, unknown to the officers, the drug dealers had set up a trap of a bomb to go off the minute it reached “zero” and there was only three seconds left on the bomb

Then, all of a suddenly, the warehouse exploded, sending everyone flying in the blast, Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong clinging to each other as they hit the ground, Zhan Yao accidentally landing on the pocket watch that was in his pocket

A little while later, when Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong woke up, they found themselves in hospital beds, Bao Sir and the other S.C.I. members gathered around them

“Dr. Zhan!  You’re awake!”

Zhan Yao let out a soft groan

“What happened?  Where are we?”

Bao Sir huffed

“You’re in the hospital.  You and Bai Yutong have been unconscious for hours”

Zhan Yao frowned

‘Hours?  It’s only been hours?  But…’

His eyes then widened

“The watch!  What happened to the watch?”

Bao Sir sighed

“Unfortunately, it was broken in the crash.  But the professor understands, he knows it wasn’t your fault”

Just then, the door to the room opened and a doctor stepped inside

“Ah, you’re awake, good”

He then looked at Bao Sir and the others

“If you’ll excuse me, I need to do a quick check up on them”

Bao Sir and the others nodded before they left the room, the doctor smiling as they left before he walked over to Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong

“Hello gentlemen, I’m your doctor, Dr.—”

Both Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong looked at him in shock

“Dr. Chen”

The young doctor, Dr. Chen Yuzhi, smiled

“That’s right.  I’m quite amazed you know my name considering this is the first time we’ve spoken since you’ve woken up”

Both Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong glanced at each other before Bai Yutong looked at him

“How’s Chief Jiang?  Is he alright?”

Chen Yuzhi looked at him in shock

“You even know my husband?  Is this really the first time we’ve met?”

Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong laughed weakly

“No, it is…”

Chen Yuzhi hummed

“I see”

He then quickly checked both of them to see how they were doing, and once he deemed them fine, he looked at them and smiled

“Everything looks good.  I’ll be back to check on you in a little while”

He then turned to leave when he paused and turned back to look at them

“And about Jiang Yuelou, yes, he’s fine.  He’ll actually be coming to interview you about the crash later on when you’ve recovered a bit more”

He then continued out of the room, leaving Zhan Yao and Bai Yutong alone in silence before Bai Yutong huffed softly

“So time travel…really does exist”

Zhan Yao hummed

“I guess so”

He then looked at him

“I didn’t expect to see them here”

Bai Yutong shook his head

“Me either.  You think they followed us?”

Zhan Yao shook his head

“I don’t think so…but I don’t know…all I know is that my head hurts”

Bai Yutong huffed

“Mine too.  Let’s go back to sleep…I don’t want to think anymore”

Zhan Yao laughed

“Me too”

They both then shut their eyes and let the drugs that were still in their system pull them back under, both of them trying not to think about how time travel was real…and how it was all thanks to one simple watch

[killerandhealerqueen]

What is your fav position in the bedr --

Lmao no. I am joking, seriously.

The real question is:

HOW DO YOU WRITE SO MUCH SO FAST AND WHERE THE HELL DO ALL THOSE IDEAS COME FROM PLS TELL MEEEEEE

HAHA! Very cute anon.

Anyways, to answer your question...

I...cannot tell you.

As of right now, I currently don't have a job so I have a lot of time on my hands (and my sleep schedule is currently fucked to hell so...)

As for the ideas, I've always been a very creative kid. I've been creating stories since I was in kindergarten (maybe even younger) and also, my brain literally never shuts off. Ideas come to me from anywhere and from anything. I listen to music, boom, idea. I watch a tv show/drama, boom, idea. I read a manga, boom, idea. I fucking take a shower, boom, idea. I fucking fall asleep, boom, idea. It really doesn't take a lot for me to have ideas or for them to become fully fleshed out outlines and stories.

But also, having mutuals/readers who like...know what I like and feed me ideas/headcanons/prompts also really helps when I'm in a slump. Because sometimes they can send me shit and the minute I read it, my brain already has the fucking dialogue, ending, and scenes already planned out. Also helps that I see everything as a movie in my head. Like as I'm writing, it's like the scenes are playing in my head, I can see them like I would in a tv show or movie or drama.

So that's how. My secret I guess is to have a fuck load of time and a brain that never shuts off and can turn anything into a story. but I'm sure that's not very helpful, is it?

[killerandhealerqueen]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals, followers and all the wonderful people on here! 💖

Jaz, my beloved, thank you!

Alright, five things...

Them (god I'm so normal about them)

2. My beloved friends/mutuals

3. Writing...sometimes I feel like I'm just writing into the void and then I talk to people who read my fics and I'm like "oh yeah...this is why I do this". But also like, just exploring the different worlds that I have in my head, getting to play around with different dynamics...it's just fun and sometimes when I write something really good I cackle and grin like a fucking idiot

4. My family

5. Plants/gardening. Mainly just LOOKING at plants makes me happy

[killerandhealerqueen]

I didnt know how to super boop you!! But just know I meant to do it when I booped you back!!

Haha, thank you!

So, if you wanna super boop someone, you just hold your cursor over the paw on their blog for like a few seconds, let it spin, and then press it and it'll say "send enter username here a super boop!"

I'm sure there are also tutorials around for how to do it, but that's how to do it!