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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #60

Kimmy: What's a conspiracy theory y'all believe in?

Shaina: Every time a new chicken sandwich

Ron: What?

Pip: The government got her ass before she could finish

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #12

Kimmy: I hate the way you pack my lunch!

Pip: Then maybe you should pack your own damn lunch!

Kimmy: [packs 32 oreos and a frozen mozzarella stick]

Pip: 

Pip: Maybe I should keep packing your lunch

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #10

Shaina: You’ve been assigned a new task by the group, but you’re not gonna like it

Pip: Just rip the band-aid off and tell me 

Shaina: You have to teach Kimmy how to cook

Pip: Put the band-aid back on

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #4

Kylo: I love this whole “good cop”/”bad cop” thing you two have going on

Samir: It’s not really a... thing

Samir: It’s more like I’m nice and Kimmy is Not

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #67

Jinlei: I am dating Kimberly now.

Pip: You couldn't have found anyone better?

Jinlei: What do you mean? She is—

Pip: I was talking to Kimmy.

Jinlei:

Kimmy: The store was sold out of everything else.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #66

Kimmy: Jinlei?

Jinlei: Yes Kimberly?

Kimmy: What are we?

Jinlei: We're little more than specs on planet Earth with so little understanding of our existence—

Kimmy: I meant... you know what, nevermind

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #65

Shaina, texting the GC at 3am: When Donkey asked Shrek what his name was, he paused before saying it was Shrek.

Shaina: What if he actually came up with that on the spot? What if his real name isn't Shrek?

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Pip: Fuck you srsly

Malik: Yeah, why the hell would you tell us that??

Kimmy: Nobody can sleep in peace now

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #61

Jinlei: I do not get the joke.

Kimmy: DM me and i'll explain 🫶

Pip: I also didn't get the joke

Kimmy: Google it.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #58

Kimmy: Malik! What do French people call a really bad thursday?

Malik: What?

Kimmy: A trajeudi!

Malik:

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #57

Kimmy: I think I'm bi

Malik: Which one?

Kimmy: Wdym

Malik: Bisexual? Bilingual? Bipolar, perhaps?

Pip: Oh, I know which one she is!

Pip: A bitch!

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #56

Kimmy: I was born first!

Pip: Yeah and you'll die first too! Now shut the fuck up—

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #51

Kimmy: Can you get me pads?

Pip: No

Pip: You didn't say please

Kimmy: Can you please get me pads?

Pip: No.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #50

Kimmy: I DO NOT LIKE BIRDS!!

Angelica: Why not??

Kimmy: They discuss me

Pip: What do they be saying?

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #47

Malik: Nuh-uh. He's your boyfriend. You wanted him, so you get to take care of him!

Jinlei: I am not a dog.

Malik: Kimmy is literally asking me to take you for a walk!

Kimmy: I just asked if you wanted to go hiking!

Malik: Yeah, because you don't want to do it!

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #44

Kimmy: So what's your blood type?

Malik: How would I know?

Kimmy: How would you not?

Malik: Who do you think I am? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood types?

Kimmy:

Kimmy: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #43

Kimmy: Have I ever lied to you?

Pip: Yes, several times.

Kimmy: I meant today.