#kiya's pissed

[insistonyourcupofstars]

Every time a pet dies on the side of the road, car culture becomes more and more evil.

[epickiya722]

I chuckle seeing how sometimes Yuji be punching Sukuna back into walls, bringing him to the ground on his knees or backs, etc, like Sukuna's big ass weigh nothing.

And I wouldn't even say this is just him using cursed energy. Nah, that is that raw strength.

[traffic-series-after-life]

It's kinda hard to understand when you just randomly started existing with no explanation

All the info I have is just what I observed

-Kiya

Mumbo: no existence has an explanation but I don't think that's what you mean. All of this just by observing?

[cvsmixnaya]

yall imagine charles visiting desi!reader in bombay (you will never catch me saying mumbai) and he asks her if he can drive completely unaware of how people are on the roads. this has a lot of swearing in hindi

“charles are you 100% sure you can drive? things here are way different than back home”

“don’t worry, i can do this. i know how to drive” he reassures her but not what she was worried about. people can act a bit stupid on the road especially the motorcycle people.

“that’s not what i’m worried about sharl. people on the roads are uhh… how do i put this…. not normal?”

“it’ll be fine don’t worry” he does not know what he’s getting into but she sighed regardless and told him to start heading out.

so far things were going okay. he was driving a decent speed and at a turn, a bike comes in the way clearly not seeing a freaking car coming. this made her pretty pissed.

“abey madarchod dekh na kidhar ja raha hai!” (motherfucker watch where you’re going)

this made charles a little terrified of her cause he’s never seen her this way before and the bike guy was also kinda yelling but went away

“chutiya saala” (idiot) she muttered to herself.

a minute went by and charles broke the silence by saying

“uhh baby what was that..?” he asked hesitantly

“sorry, i have a bit of a road rage even if im not the one driving” she quietly admits so her road rage.

“o-oh ok-” before he can finish his sentence an auto rickshaw cuts them which almost hit their car making her anger trigger again.

“this bitch” she mutters before yelling at the rickshaw driver.

“saale dekh nahi sakta hai kya?! gaadi hai peeche aur phir bhi cut kiya!” (you can’t see or something?! there’s a car behind and you still cut)

she yells at the guy and charles try to calm her down.

“baby it’s ok let it go. let it go” she gave him a look saying fine softly and they continue driving.

the music was playing and she sat still pissed at what happened.

“i told you people weren’t normal on the roads”

she proved her point slyly but she wasn’t really lying.

“ya i guess you’re right…” he admits and soon reach the restaurant they planned on going to.

“you know i love you right?”

he asks her and she looks at him. “really? even with my shitty road rage?”

charles laughs softly resting his hand gently on her thigh

“especially with your road rage. i think it’s pretty hot”

she laughs completely shocked. they enjoy the rest of the day and soon go back to her house.

[kimberlyannharts]

Anyone else about Yale: Is that a cat?

Boring. Stale. Overdone.

Kiya about Yale: you gave my morpher to cat

Gets a chuckle every time

It shows how the best kind of comedy is relatable, because just like Kiya I too am super pissed that they gave her morpher to a cat

[martian-astro]

RANT ABOUT INDIAN SOCIETY

There's absolutely nothing in this world that I hate more than old Indian women, my mom has many friends and all of them are in abusive, miserable marriages and you know who forces them to stay... It's not their fathers, it's their mothers. I know so many women who would be living a happy life if they were allowed to get a divorce and then focus on their career, but no, they have to manipulate their daughters into staying in shitty marriages. Old Indian women are the worst people ever, my mom was intelligent and capable enough to leave and not listen to my grandmother but not everyone is able to do that. A lot of times, women are not able to leave their husbands because they have nowhere to live, that wouldn't be the case if they would allow their daughters to stay with them but nope, they are too busy saying shit like "log kya kahenge" "adjust toh karna padega" "ab toh tu parayi ho gyi hain", I can't even imagine what my life would be like right now if my mom hadn't left her shitty husband and started her own business. I know other indian children who were raised by single mothers but they had to live with their grandparents and they both were constantly harassed by the mother's brother and his wife, and my mom would too if she hadn't bought her own house. And it is so funny that these people celebrate Durga puja, like, seriously, lol.

On one hand, I want to appreciate Indian culture and our tradition and history and on the other hand, I'M SO DONE. I literally saw this guy yesterday saying some misogynistic shit and guess his bio... Yup, it was "jai shree ram" MATLAB.... Kya bakchodi hain yeh, I'm a proud Hindu but people like that piss me off so much and what is the point of development and stuff when people are still killing girl child. I've spent 17 years of my life in Delhi, it's considered to be very progressive, developed and modern and guess what mere maths teacher ne apni bivi ke 8 abortions karaye the, finally ladka ho gaya, bohot khush the uss din, mithai leke aaye the tuition class Mein, meri Mami ke 5 abortion hue the kyunki sasural waalon ko ladki nhi chahiye thi, meri mom ki ek friend ki galti se ladki paida ho gyi thi, ultrasound galat nikla tha, sasural waale Jaan buch ke bhooka rakte the taanki breast milk form na ho aur ladki bhooki mar jaaye, vo toh Bhagwaan ka bhala ho ki vo bach gyi.

Hindu Yeh, hindu vo, hindu rashtra, bharat, kya faayda, aisi baatein karne ke Baad, Phir lakshmi aur saraswati Maa ki photo ke Saamne ladke hone ki bheek maangte hain, ek paise ki akal nhi hain, I hope mere generation ke log better niklenge kyunki buddhe logon ne toh aaj tak mujhe Sirf disappoint hi kiya hain

[victorluvsalice]

Merry Christmas Nebby!

@nebbychan I know you gave me two prompts -- I ended up going with Lizzie, Emily, and Kiya having a bitch session about their respective exes/stalkers/unwanted husbands. Because that's always fun to do. XD Hope you like!

All The Shitty Dickheads

“. . .and then he stabbed me! Right here! Ruining my mother’s wedding dress!”

“Awful!” Kiya gasped, hands at her mouth. “The bastard!”

“Indeed – though, personally, I’d be rather more pissed at him for killing me over ruining the dress,” Lizzie admitted, leaning on the table.

“Oh, I’m plenty angry at him for that, I promise,” Emily said, waving her skeletal hand. “But the dress was one of a handful of things I had left of my mother, and he knew it. And it – it hurt to know that it meant so little to him – I meant so little to him – that he could put a blade through it and not feel a thing.” She sighed heavily, resting her chin on her hand. “Anyway, right after that, Eddie knocked me out, and the next thing I know, I’m in the Land of the Dead, lying under the old oak tree. With the dress a complete mess, my jewels and gold missing, and my skin blue. I probably spent my entire first morning here crying.”

“I don’t blame you,” Kiya said, laying a bandaged hand on Emily’s fleshed forearm. “What a horrible thing to happen to you. I’m so sorry.”

“Me too,” Lizzie agreed. “You deserved so much better.”

“Thank you,” Emily said, shooting them both a small, pained smile. “I just – wish I’d been smarter. Listened to my father that one time.”

“No no, don’t go blaming yourself,” Lizzie said, holding up a hand. “You were young and in love, and Eddie obviously knew how to be charming when he wanted to be.” She sighed, the sound whistling down the column of bone that made up her neck. “Besides – even if you had spotted him for what he was, it might not have saved you. I knew Bumby was a rotter from the moment I met him, and it didn’t save me. Or my parents.”

Emily winced. “True. . .you deserved better too. I mean, you were younger than me when you died!”

“Only by about a year.”

“Still younger. And – well.” Emily worried her bottom lip with her teeth. “For all that Eddie destroyed my greatest childhood dream and ruined all my hopes for love Upstairs. . .at least he left me – innocent?”

Kiya’s head whipped around, eyes wide. “What?! Did that–”

“He did,” Lizzie cut in, not really wanting Kiya to finish her sentence. “Bumby – he was an undergraduate at the college where my father worked, and the minute he laid on me, he became obsessed. I found him a creep and rejected him at every turn, but he was never deterred for long. And when Papa finally threatened to get the police involved. . .he broke into my room and took what he wanted by force. And when I tried to fight him off, he choked me into silence – and into death.” She sighed again. “I still don’t know if he meant to kill me or not, but the end result was the same – me dead, rapidly followed by my parents when he set our house on fire to cover his tracks.”

Kiya shook her head. “It’s amazing just what scum men can be,” she muttered. “I’m so glad I was always able to outrun my wifely duties with my own husband.”

“Forced into an unwanted match?” Emily said sympathetically.

“You said it – I saved my kingdom from a terrible threat, and my reward was to become the latest wife of the pharaoh,” Kiya grumbled, rolling her eyes. “An old bastard who insisted that I had to be mummified along with him when he died.”

“Fuck,” was Lizzie’s opinion on that. “Why is it we seemed to deal entirely with horrible men when we were alive?”

“Snacks are here!”

Dan came out of the kitchen, a tray of goodies held proudly before him and Canny Tim at his side. “I’m really hoping you like the spider cookies,” Tim said as Dan placed the tray on the table. “I worked really hard on them.”

“I’m sure they’ll be lovely, Tim,” Kiya said, smiling.

“Your stuff is always delicious,” Emily agreed.

“It is,” Lizzie nodded, chuckling. “And hey, thanks for answering my question.”

Tim blinked. “Question?”

“About why we dealt entirely with horrible men in our lives. Turns out all the good ones were already dead.”

“Hey, that’s unfair to Victor,” Emily protested.

“He’s honorary dead – he doesn’t count.”

[augment-techs]

Canvas Dyed in Colour for the Title.

Title: Canvas Dyed in Colour Rating: M Relationships: Billy Cranston/Eugene Skullovitch; Jason Lee Scott/Farkas Bulkmeier/Tommy Oliver/Kimberly Hart; Characters: Billy Cranston; Eugene Skullovitch; Jason Scott; Farkas Bulkmeier; Tommy Oliver; Kimberly Hart; Kevor Vrin; Arkon; Kiya; Zhane; Andros; etc. Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmate AU; Future Fic; Intergalactic Travel; Once Bitten, Twice Shy; Hurt/Comfort; Billy Cranston Needs a Hug; Eugene Skullovitch Needs a Hug. Summary: Here's the thing that most people don't ever think could happen among Power Rangers: maintaining the Power for longer than five years, and finding love with "civilians".

When Billy was given the opportunity to still work for Promethea while traveling as an envoy to other planets and maintain his status as a Blue Ranger, he jumped at the chance and barely took more than a moment to set up a line of communication so he could still speak with his parents. And then he left Earth and didn't step foot on it again, only really speaking with his Ranger friends and his parents through video chat, for more than eight years. By the time he even thought about the kind of damage that could do to other people in his life, he was visiting Safehaven as a layover before heading to Earth for a sabbatical and found himself amongst Tommy, Jason, and Kim, having set up house at Eternity Point...with a pair of unexpected faces. Apparently the Power had introduced them to the fact that Soulmates were more than just a fantasy amongst other worlds. Once touched by the Power, even for just a moment, it does not forget and does its very best to get its people to where they need to be. Which seemed to mean that when Bulk left for Mirinoi, the Power was EXTREMELY irritated and started bugging his three soulmates with his Color. Splashing their world in flashes and brushes of Purple where it wasn't meant to be; and helping Bulk get into construction on the new planet, which got him in contact with the Astro Rangers, which got him pinging around the galaxy until he ended up on Safehaven at the same time the Red, White, and Pink Rangers were. Just in time for all of them to see Bulk without a shirt on his break after bricklaying for a large chunk of the day. This little stroll down memory lane for the Rangers actually nagged at the back of Billy's mind, reminding him of times he was on another planet and his vision was suddenly struck with every shade of Orange imaginable, or he was hearing music in his head that was nowhere to be found in his waking life. So, imagine his great surprise when Arkon took him to speak with the younger inhabitants of the planet, once refugees now on their way to becoming Rangers in their own right once they were a little more up-to-date on other cultures and manners and honing their abilities: he should be introduced by the Kestrel to their Professor of Humanities. And there was Skull, looking much more adult than Billy ever thought he could, while also looking like a washed out husk at half the weight Billy remembered him with and grey in his hair. AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN THIRTY YET. The Power was apparently pissed at one of them, there was just no way of telling whom...unless Billy stuck around.

[agartumsaathoe]

Ok story time bitches.

So my cousin is having a small wedding which means no one was invited to her marriage. Only the locals, immediate family, and few rare family members who lived in the city. 

So, the concept of small wedding sent major shockwaves throughout the family. Since all the mousi’s weren’t invited everybody had shit to say:

" Yeh kaisi shaadi hai"

"Shaadi hai ya mazak"

"Covid thodi hai jo nhi bula rhe kisiko bhi"

Like guys it's a small wedding. The bride and groom don't want relatives they are not close to. That's understandable. Ab zaruri thodi hai sab apne papa ke chache ke mause ke bhai ko bulayenge kyunki ek bar bachpan mai unhone diaper change kiya tha? I mean if I ever choose to have a small wedding I won't invite the mausis either? We don't talk at all. I haven't seen any of the mausis since I was like 10 years old. 

Upar se my dad took it so personally. My nanu is living with us temporarily and he was invited to the wedding which is why i think out of obligation, my mother was invited too. So tickets were booked and arrangements were made but then my dad got so pissed because of the concept of the wedding he was like this is not a wedding, it’s a joke. Since we live in a patriarchy, my mother got convinced and she talked with the other mousis and cancelled the tickets. 

My dad went on for hours talking about how marriage is not just an union of two people but two families and that the wedding is not about them. Okay but it’s not about you either? Why are everybody acting like those tough tauji’s who take all te arrangements at the wedding seriously and get mad about everything ruining the atmosphere for everybody? 

You all are simply mad because you weren’t invited and your feelings got hurt because ohh poor baby no one is making you feel respected and here you are- someone who spent his whole life making everybody else feel respected. 

I mean I am all for di man. All her life everybody shamed her for being fat and difficult and were on her ass to get married. But the beautiful woman she is, she refused to give into the pressure and now at 38, she found someone she wants to be around with and is getting happily married. Whatever she wants to do, she can do. Yes, it’s union between two families too. But the whole wedding can’t be about you, na. 

Why can’t you be happy in her happiness? She finally gave into your views and believes and is getting married. Just let people be man 

[kyahaiyezindagi]

Istg DESI FAMILIES AISI KYU HOTI HAI

kya hai yeh HAA??

Does it have to be this shitty

Ek goal Maine set Kiya hai Maine hi

Ki hum ek family photo lenge

IVE BEEN IN MY HOMETOWN FOR 10 DAYS

WHY TF does it have to happen ONE HOUR before I go back to college

LIKE HOW SHITTY IS IT

Its so fucking dumb

And of course kalesh to iss Ghar mein sirf main peda karti hu na

I'm so pissed off

[humsaafar]

Dekho dekho, kaun wapis aaya hai!

Yaar, saalon baad mulakat. No drama has been interesting to me for a while, I tried to watch Tere Bin but pretty sure I only got up to episode 10 🥲 So many dramas are in my DNF category but Mohabbat Ghumshuda Meri has me hooked yet pissed at the same time. Honestly, what kind of zidd is this? Saim & Zobia took a stand for their love & how did Zobia’s family react? By fixing her engagement with someone else ; Roshna not telling her until a day before her assumed engagement with Saim was so wrong. I’m sorry but what sin have they committed? I know it’s Pakistan, but come on yaar, they have been screaming since the beginning that they liked one another and no one listened to them ; “bacha hain, abhi kuch bhi nahi pata” laanat on this type of thinking. One thing I will say is that the gaslighting and manipulation done by Zobia’s father is so typical desi baap with jahil thinking. You come to know that your daughter likes someone, she comes to you herself saying THIS is who I like, yet you ignore it all and fix her engagement to some random dude to save face? What face? Their relationship has only come in front of the immediate family, who for some reason, are harboring this hate and resentment towards their love without any valid reason. Both of them approached you guys to get them engaged so that no one dare raise a finger on you guys or their love. All you had to do was get them engaged and then marriage would’ve been down the line once they graduated college & settled in their careers. I feel for Saim and Zobia, I do. Because they have been giving solutions to everyone’s problems yet they’re being shut down or silenced. Ffs, they’re the ones that have to spend their lives with the one they choose, not the parents or any other elder, it’s between them and their choice which for some reason ghaas khane gaye hai. A big prop I will give to Saim’s dad is that after seeing the love that his son held for this girl and how painful it is for him to lose her, he said fuck it, I’m going to get my son his happiness. Saim’s mom is slowly reaching there as well but his dad won my heart when he left after consoling Saim to go talk to Zobia’s dad. He tried his hardest to make him understand, to stop the engagement, but to no avail and it sucks because in the beginning, seeing how well Zobia got along with her dad and how protective he was of her and her feelings ; it seemed that he’d go to any ends for her happiness but sadly, that wasn’t the case. Abh, we gotta wait until next week cause MY BOY SAIM DID NOT PLAYYYY when he said he ain’t letting that engagement happen and TYG that he got there on time. Even after Zobia’s “to be” in-laws find out that she loves someone else and he loves her, I just know her family is gonna do some stupid shit still and stand in their way. Pyaar hi toh kiya hai yaar, yet I love how their love is shaking the world and how much they’re fighting to make everyone realize that they love each other and cannot be without one another. Yeah, Zobia had some hiccups when it came to some things such as not speaking up during the proposal Saim initially sent with her consent but I feel for her when she did that. That was the first her family besides Roshna were hearing that their relationship was more than just friendship. Everyone questioning her put her on the spot yet when it came down to it after Daaniyal’s nonsense, she stood her ground which was just 👏🏼 shabashhhh! I’m excited to see what next week’s episode will hold - I just know that Zobia’s family will do dumb shit instead of listening to her once again but the development from Saim’s family excites me the most because they’re finally listening to Saim and they’re supporting him and his love, no matter what 🥹 Chalo yaar, raat bohot hogaye hai. Until next time, jaans ❤️‍🔥

[epickiya722]

There's should have been a meeting between these two.

**

Just saying, Yuji would know where Takako is coming from, at least just a bit.

Leaving a second life because she had regrets from her first one? Devoted into the role she tasked with? Toyed with? Execution placed on her head because people are jerks? Has felt anger, has felt the urge to kill and has killed?

[lemonade-of-gods]

Some mxtx headcanons cause why not:

- either SQQ or SQH figured a way to watch YouTube on the system. There is a version of dramamaster out there who makes crack videos on web novels and cdramas and SQQ is a religious fan. Also now SQQ is the proud owner of an entity that will play him "its britney bitch" when he enters the room for a peak lord meeting

- LBH and MBJ get told about the transmigration and neither of them take it badly. LBH is miffed that he can't see the system but MBJ is actually kinda indifferent

- SQQ finally gets the chance to let lose all his ranting and LBH gets dinner and a show. Also SQQ gossips so much about the peaklords and roasts each and everyone of them "but remember Binghe gossiping is beneath us so this is just an overdue rant" "yes shizun :D"

- it doesn't take long for LBH to understand that SQQ likes the junshang persona in bed, but it takes some planning and time for him to incorporate it jfjdjdj

- NYY joins the resentment of chunshan production team and draws excellent book covers. Somehow, SQQ has still not figured this one out till now

- Sometime late into the future XL gets offered a samosa stuffed with chow mein noodles and nearly beats the guy to death on the spot. When the cook died of old age and went to ghost city HC made him lose in gambling and he was never seen again

- when HC has to leave to attend to ghost city he leaves a few spiritual butterflies around to keep XL company. They can also see and hear everything so the second XL says that the shrine feels a little empty one chengzhu arrives on the spot

- XL bursts into song at random points of time and HC hums to it while overseeing Gambler's Den shit. The ghosts are working on a masterplan to convince chengzhu to hold a dianxia concert at some point

- SL and XXC both reincarnate as HC and XL

- LQR, despite what he might tell you and the rest of the world, is actually warming up to WWX (well, tolerate him at least, for precious nephew's sake)

- JFM was actually in love with WCZ the senior bi disaster and they had Experimented a few times before WCZ met CSR

- LQR was sworn brothers with WRH and Qingheng Jun was torn between encouraging his didi to loosen up and be with the arrogant wen and concern over his didi pining after such a volatile person. Sect Leader Wen's descent into madness (which made LQR grow a beard of sorrow) and Qingheng Jun's love affair was what convinced LQR that nothing good would come out of following this path

- when LQR watched LWJ defending WWX after the nightless city disaster he was even more pissed off after catching himself imagining a "what could have been" scenario with him and WRH

- despite Yunmeng Jiang and JL's best efforts, Sect Leader Jiang remains Painfully single into old age. He adopts a ward to succeed him

- WWX and JC never completely reconcile the way they want to, but through JL they find a way to start over

- JC considers LXC the least irritating in law. He also makes time to make soup for JL on rough days

[jackandjackiekennedylover]

Chef Ramsay

Imagine you being Gordon's Ramsay shy and quiet daughter until someone pissed you off .

You were the oldest of all of the Ramsay kids. It was you, Megan, the twins Jack and Holly, Tilly, Little Oscar .

It's scary to see how much you look liked your father ,” Bill told you with a smile.

Your big brother Jack looked like your father and baby Oscar look some like your father but you were a female version of him and it's scary.

Thank you ,” You said with a grin .

Are you excited to eat at Hell’s Kitchen in Paris Las Vegas ,” You asked with a grin?

Yeah I am ,” Bill told you with a smile.

Hello Ms.Ramasy , ”JP said with a smile.

Hi JP,” You said.

Who is this with you today ,” JP asked with a smile.

This is my boyfriend Bill ,” You told him .

Nice to meet you ,” JP said.

Same, “ Bill said.

Is my father in a mood today ,” You asked ?

Yes he is Ms.Ramasy ,” JP said.

Let me guess bc of the chiefs ,” You asked?

Yep ,” JP said.

I will be right back with the menu for the both of you,” JP said .

Thanks ,” You said as you take a sip of your water .

Here you go ,” JP said as he hands you two a menu .

Thank you ,” You said as you look threw the menu .

Are you guys ready to order ,” JP asked?

You look at Bill then JP.

Yeah we are,” You said.

I will take the beef wilmington ,” You told him.

I will take a steak and I want it well done ,” Bill told him.

Your food will be out soon ,” JP said.

( 5 minutes later )

Here you go ,” JP said as he hands your guys food.

Thank you,” You said.

Enjoy your meal ,” JP said before he walk away .

Mm. This is fantastic,” You said with a smile as you take another bite of your meal.

Um. My steak has pink in the middle of it ,” Bill told you .

What. Let me see ,” You said as you grab your knife and cut it open .

The steak looks more like medium rare instead of well done.

I'm going to take back ,” You told him.

No. It's fine ,” Bill told you with a sad smile.

No. you wanted a well done steak and you are going to get one ,” You said as you grab his plate and stand up from your seat.

Just eat my food until your food gets done ,” You told him before you walk to your father.

Y/n. What is wrong,” Gordon asked ?

Let see dad. One of your chiefs can't cook a fucking steak bc Bill asked for a well-done steak and this is a fucking medium rare steak , “ You told him.

I will take care of this ,” Gordon said as he gives you a little smile .

No. I got this ,” You told him.

Which one of you fucking idiots cook this ,” You shouted.

The red team and the blue team look at you.

Give me a fucking answer now you idiots ,” You shouted .

I cooked it ma ,” Payton said .

Come here now and look at this ,” You said .

Payton walk up to you .

What does look like to you,” You shouted as you show him the steak .

It looks done and fantastic,” Payton said.

Wrong. My boyfriend wanted a well-done steak and this is a fucking medium-rare your fucking idiot and there shouldn't be no pink in the damn middle,” You yelled.

Fix it now ,” You yelled as you throw the steak at him.

Yes Chef ,” Payton yelled .

Fucking idiots ,” You yelled as you throw the plate at them.

Who the heck are you ,” Kiya asked ?

I'm Chef Ramsay oldest daughter ,” You smirked at them .

Shit ,” The red team mumbled .

How many minutes is on that steak ,” You asked ?

Four minutes chief ,” Payton yelled .

Hurry the fuck up ,” You shouted .

Idiots ,” You mumbled .

[kimberlyannharts]

So remember Drakkon?  Tommy Oliver if he sucked?  The only thing that kept the Power Rangers side of the main series interesting?  Well he’s back!!!!  He’s back and making new friends (Kiya, who wants to kill him) and reuniting with old friends (the Coinless Rangers, who want to kill him) to fight against Dark Specter, who wants to kill all of them.  Let’s see what wacky shenanigans they get up to in Power Rangers Unlimited: The Coinless!

- remember what i said about this book having old woman yuri?  yeah.

- not to be weird but I totally get Drakkon’s smile rn.  I would also be super happy if Scorpina was on top of me about to murder me

- MURDER WIFE [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE FROM THE SITCOM AUDIENCE]

- you ever get saved from street execution by your ex-wife and immediately start nagging her.  he’s such an asshole

- THREATENING LETHAL VIOLENCE JUST REUNION WITH YOUR EX THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!

- ignoring how he sucks this is our first confirmation that the events of DND were important to this book (Dark Specter refers to this as the first world he conquered, so I guess the idea is it’s because he was summoned through the Deadlock opening) though Evil Andros isn’t mentioned or referenced in any way.  So I don’t know if he’ll be important later or if he’ll just be quietly written off as having been killed by this point

- Kiya just doesn’t have the headspace to even try and figure out the weird anti-divorce dynamic being laid out in front of her and I don’t blame her.  Finster-5 gets more points for literally not even listening to them (he’s been dealing with them for over a decade) 

- "keep zombie loved one hidden as a way to keep them safe and possibly get through to them even though it’ll inevitably come back to bite you in the ass” is an inherently gay trope

- Honestly, between the White powers being unable to be split and Drakkon refusing to give up the Green coin, this is more respect for Tommy’s powers and more analysis of Tommy’s feelings towards them than the main series have done..................since Necessary Evil 

- ZACK/KIM IN THESE COMICS AGAIN?!????!??  IT’S A GODDAMN MIRACLE

- yes it sucks that Zack had to be the one sacrificed here but at least it’s giving him more narrative and emotional importance than he has in ages

- and heyyyyy we got a little explanation of where the fuck the Triceratops coin has been these past few Coinless stories!  Trini had it and refused to let anyone else take it in order to keep Billy close to her.  Simple, but effective

- CAN YOU TWO JUST...........................I DON’T EVEN KNOW.  KNOCK IT OFF

- you know I didn’t think you could make Drakkon and Slayer’s dynamic even funnier but turns out what you had to do was add a bloodthirsty daughter who really wants to kill her horrible new dad 

- oh.........i hoped you would be dead, tbh 

- remember how I said in my one ask Drakkon and Slayer get pissed if the other gets hurt by someone else?  yeah.  

- and yeah.  This one wins though for being probably the funniest sequences of panels in the book.  Just casually stopping the fifth attempted murder of your ex that day 

- AND YEAH.  this one is just insane though

- oh look it’s the sequence that made me want to chew through my walls at five am on a Wednesday morning

- HE’S SO FUCKING PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  this scene was described to me as “he said ‘it’s all yours’ to Dark Specter but apparently he meant everything except Kim” and i just GHRHGHRHGHRGHRHRH  

- [sobbing] old woman yuri

- tfw you acted like a dick to people grieving a lost loved one the entire book but now it happened to you and it fucking SUCKS

so yeah obviously I hate that Slayer was captured and is more than likely going to end up possessed this entire event BUT looking at it from a story perspective 

a) Slayer’s too popular and too crucial to the Coinless World for her to be killed off.  She’ll be back

b) If they’re going where I think they’re going with Drakkon’s development here taking out Slayer is the way to do it.  That page in particular was very clearly setting up that this is meant to hit him personally and possibly be the moment where he finally “wakes up” in a sense 

c) POTENTIAL FOR POSSESSED!SLAYER VS DRAKKON FIGHT..................... 

[harlowsbby]

I must immediately tell you I love you. I was one paragraph into my little love pt.2 and was cheesing just because my name is Kiya. I don’t see my name anywhere that often so it was so nice to see a unique name like mine being used

Aww I’m so happy it made you feel good 😭🤍 honestly I love making you guys feel good or pissed off at Jack in my work 💀 it makes me feel good and yes I literally love the name Kiya