#kliego

[thekraken4]

Diego and Klaus | Season 3

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

you're laughing. The umbrella academy's final season destroyed every character's personal growth and semi-healed traumas, left huge plot-holes, completely abandoned some of it's most beloved side characters that were crucial in previous seasons and you're laugh-oh. You're crying. My bad. Go ahead. Let it out. Understandable.

[weareinastormoffuck]

It’s always been annoying to me that basically every season they separate klaus from the group for a large amount of time to do pointless side quests but this season it just felt extra pointless. Like y’all have 6 episodes to do this in and instead of making klaus idk talk to his siblings and maybe prove that he’s changed and that he can stay sober even with his powers and lean on them and Claire for support, instead we have him being forced into prostitution for really no reason. And I understand why some people enjoyed it because it was in the comics and that’s valid. But I personally just felt like it added nothing to the show overall. And once again proved they have no idea what to do with klaus and how to make his character grow or change in a believable way. They always resort back to “haha he’s on drugs isn’t that hilarious”. Also they seemed to forget that during season one it was heavily implied that Diego and klaus were the only people still in each others lives at the beginning of the show and it just seems like that was forgotten. All of a sudden it’s now Allison who has always been there for him and him and Diego can barely stand next to each other much less actually speak.

[angelicamerlinbarnes]

Diego: I want somebody brave, someone with good personal hygiene, somebody sensible and level-headed, someone who knows basic first aid and makes practical decisions who isn’t afraid to bend the rules but is still an upstanding citizen -

Klaus: *tripping over his feet onto the couch and dumping out a bag of drugs and crumpled money and what looks like a purse with the nametag “Martha Malloney” on it while bleeding from five different places and is covered in dirt and has three whole cupcakes shoved into his mouth while still trying to hum a medley of Nirvana and Celine Dion*

Diego: Why heart. Why.

*a few weeks later*

Klaus: I want somebody as fucked up as I am who wears lots of leather and isn’t afraid to be rough when I’m an asshole but will also take care of me when I’m sad and buy me pretty things and call me lovely -

Diego: *walks by in his Batman suit and hands Klaus a golden retriever puppy with the explanation “stole him from that lying bitch who said you don’t look pretty in a skirt” before settling down in front of the TV, turning on Dinosaur Train and immediately bursting into tears*

Klaus: I’m keeping him. Diego, I mean, not the dog. Well…

[phantomofmischief]

they're gonna makeout sloppy style and there's nothing you can do to stop it

(Tumblr kills the quality every time, please click for better quality)

Also! This is based on the image under the cut

[therulerofallpotatos]

Not Klaus and Diego sharing a look when mistaken for Five's dads

[fivelilas]

KLIEGO AND SON

Kliego 

[hurricanejane]

Diego calling Klaus baby is a moment for me.

[hitandkilledbyataxi]

Diego: did you eat?

Klaus: I SLAYEEDDD ✨✨✨

Diego: no babe

Diego: I'm asking if you had breakfast

[beautiful-junkie]

im dallas or bj- dally is cool too though; whatever tickles your fancy. i use he/ him pronouns, but really anything is fine with me. im nineteen. if theres one more thing you should know about me its that im a hot mess, (emphasis on hot.)

some of my posts may contain explicit themes, so id prefer that minors dni.

i ship kliego, but im open to exploring/ talking about other ships.

my favorite character is klaus, as i relate to him more than any character ive ever known. (not a great thing, i wont romanticize it LMAO)

feel free to hit me up, i love talking to new people!! i also dont have many friends that like tua, much less ship what i ship, so id love to make some.

id love to find some roleplay partners!! i would write as klaus, across from your chosen character. id love to do a kliego rp, or a klave (klaus and dave,) rp, but im also looking to roleplay with someone that would enjoy writing as quinn (klaus's dealer from season four.) any roleplay that includes klaus and another male character or possibly even an oc, count me in. id even be open to considering multiple character roleplays. if youre interested, you can message me and we can discuss it on discord. im looking for nsfw roleplays, but never without a great plot. i like complexity and spontaneity:)

ive been considering making an 18+ proship umbrella academy server, so if anyone would be interested, let me know!! if i get enough interested people, ill definitely make it.

[problematic-maleslash-polls]

Do you ship it?

Problematic Reasons: Siblings

Propaganda: While they do bicker like brothers, they’re also very sweet with each other— especially in season one :0 Some moments that stand out include Diego showing concern for Klaus regarding his drug abuse, Klaus tying Diego’s shoes for him when he was injured, Diego being the first (maybe only, I can’t remember) person Klaus opened up to about his traumatic experiences in the Vietnam war + losing Dave, as well as how emotionally they reunited in season two. There’s also some funny moments, like in the bowling alley where somebody mistakes them for a couple and they exchange banter (“IF I were to date a man, you’d be the last man I would date” and “you’d be lucky to have me 😒”). Their dynamic in general is really entertaining with how serious Diego tries to be, and how Klaus eggs him on and knows exactly how to rile him up (he likes to sneak up on him and surprise him with funny anecdotes, like about licking batteries when they were kids)— and out of all the Hargreeves, I believe they have the most genuine care and compassion for one another.

Note to the submitter: I agree with your final comment in the form!

[thekraken4]

Diego and Klaus | Season 3 - part 2

[umbrella-academy-secret-santa]

Happy holidays, @phantomofmischief!

Title: So don’t tell them what you told me, Don’t hold me like you know me (I would rather burn forever)

Rating: Teen & Up Audiences

Word Count: 2,955

Pairings & Characters: Klaus Hargreeves/Diego Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves

Summary: It’s Christmas Eve and Diego picks Klaus up after a bender, they talk some

[kookielookie]

Just let me play Klaus Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy again.

Roleplay search. Please only interact with the post if you are interested in writing!

I’m a 21+ writer who is literate and writes multi-paragraph to Novella style responses in the third person. GMT Timezone and a regular responder hoping for the same. That said, real life always comes first to me and I deeply respect my roleplay partner and their time.

I have zero limits and I’m a huge fan of angsty stories with darker themes (taboo is fine with me) but I also like fluffy scenes. Discord preferred. I’m OOC friendly! I love writing side characters because I truly believe friendships and familial bonds are just as important as the main romance.

I’m open to all sorts of plots for the below pairings. I’ve included a few tidbits but I have hundreds of ideas in my head for them all. That said, I’d love to come up with something together and work as a pair to make an awesome plot.

Pairings

- Klaus/Diego

• Open to anything here with no solid ideas. Pushing Daisies style detective drama with Diego and Klaus solving crimes using the dead? Together in the 60’s AU with them having to find a way to have a life there while waiting on the others to show up, inadvertently playing house. Commission Diego or Klaus as the Lila type character.. Up for so many things :)

- Klaus/Five

• I’ve got a couple ideas for this. TW for suicide in the first!

• After a safe landing into the present, things mostly go back to normal except that Klaus isn’t coping. He chooses to die and is accepted up by the Lil girl in the sky. Except that Five isn’t happy with this and goes a day back in time to stop it. Then it happens again a week later. He goes back. So on and so forth. Eventually Five realises that the best way to stop this is by giving Klaus reasons to remain.

• The second idea is a loose concept with the Handler picking Klaus up and keeping him for a few years prior to her collecting Five. She moulds him into someone obedient enough to stay where he’s been put and makes him firm on the belief that leaving would be stupid. As Five joins the commission, The Handler takes him to Klaus just so he also knows that leaving would be the worst possible thing. They can spend time with each other so long as Five completes his missions. The consequences of stepping a toe out of line aren’t worth thinking about.

• I’ve got a bit of an idea of a plot, one that starts mostly as smut and develops as we go on. I’m thinking, at some point in the timeline, we find them taking a break. Five is stuck in this body and that comes with being overwhelmingly turned on. I’d love for him to go to Klaus and for them to come to a no-strings-attached arrangement where Five can experiment all he wants until he’s bored. But, as time goes on, it becomes less business and he is certainly not getting bored. Cue him realising he’s got feelings.

From there, I am open to any and all directions. Angst aplenty. Apocalyptic shenanigans.

• Being me your ideas too! Them stuck in the 60’s together waiting for the others to land? Five ending up the same age. Forced to survive together, Five getting a job… Klaus being Klaus.

• Just… Five being ‘I hate everyone but him’ and them being the definition of someone will die / of fun!

- Klaus/Axel

• A few more scattered thoughts. The Swedes being assigned to watch the Hargreeves in the 60’s and Axel being in charge of Klaus (can also do the same plot in the modern era) or a cute slice of life thing with Axel returning to the modern times and courting Klaus all old fashioned like. Open to anything:)

Alphonso/Klaus

• Completely wacky and random pairing here but essentially you’d be making Alphonso an OC as his backstory is all up to you (I do still want him to have that asshole frat boy antagonistic attitude we saw) to write against my Klaus. Four on Four! Plotty thought includes a world where the Kugelblitz is slower and Alphonso and, possibly, Jayme don’t get Harlan’d. I’m thinking we start with a physical relationship where Alphonso finds Klaus that time he’s with Reginald and, after some verbal sparring and plenty or irritation, they end up hooking up. With some time, this can grow.

Interact with this post or DM me if you are looking to write together! I would love if you messaged me first and lmk what you were most interested in ❤️

[angelicamerlinbarnes]

*their first attempt at a normal family dinner*

Diego, gently prying a glass of red wine from Klaus’ hand: Okay, you might wanna slow down there.

Klaus, crying: What, I’m playing a new drinking game. It’s called “Every Time I’m Depressed I Take A Drink”.

Five, reading the newspaper: That game exists. It’s called alcoholism.

[phantomofmischief]

Happy (late) Valentine's Day!! More kliegen as part of the Year of the OTP 2025 prompt list for February.