#knife-em0ji

[unlikecharlie]

Hi, sorry for just tripping into your askbox like this but I just wanted to let you know that I think all of your tags on your Star Wars posts are the funniest things I’ve ever read, and I always get the warm “ah!! Hooray!! My beloved mutual!!!” fuzzies whenever I see you in my activity lmfao. BUT I also literally JUST made the connection that you write some of my fav SWars fic on ao3 ?!!? Lol I have an alert set for your unrelated oneshot series !! You’re like a celebrity to me !! Haha I just wanted to take the time and say that I think you’re a supremely talented author along with being a joy on my dash. I hope you have/are having/had a good day!!

Omg 😭😭 first off, thank you so much for the compliment on my tags, I'm going to ride this high forever lmao

But thank you for the writing thing too, it means a lot 😭 don't worry, the celebrity vibe wears off as soon as you realise I'm just another loser on the Internet akdjdkf

I woke up to this ask and it made me smile so much, so thank you 🩷 I hope you have/had the best day ever and know that you bring me just as much joy on the dash <33

[lil-ace-of-spades]

@knife-em0ji shared this in the server and I just had to doodle it

[darth-grips]

Hello, I’m René and this is my Star Wars sideblog. I write fanfiction and I enjoy toxic Anidala, the babygirlification of Star Wars men, and Luke Skywalker being railed by various boyfriends (Din Djarin is the flavor du jour). I also hold a PhD in Darth Vader.

My header is by the incredibly kind & talented @sol-insidious !!!!!

I like/follow back from my main, knife-em0ji

Catch me at Ao3 here

Basic facts about me

He/They

Huge transfag

Worlds #1 Snoopy Stan

Eldritch graduate student

Adult™

High desert wanderer currently exiled to the damp hell of Belgium

Top 0.5% of listeners for Talking Heads

Platonic ideal of Just Some Guy

Werner Herzog enthusiast

Come talk to me about whatever! However, I don’t shy away from adult topics and I will block minors. Thanks for understanding :^)

[sumeria]

@legallybrunette1997 tagged me in 6 albums i have on repeat, ty 🖤🖤🖤

renaissance - beyoncé

impera - ghost

puppet loosely strung - the correspondents

fontanelle - babes in toyland

saint-saëns: symphony no.3/piano concerto no.2 - released 1996

doom (2016) - mick gordon

im tagging @horrorlesbion @americanphysco @videoviolence @owlbean @werewulvs @knife-em0ji no obligations obvi

[idontunderstandjelly]

I posted 73,818 times in 2022

That's 12,946 more posts than 2021!

15 posts created (0%)

73,803 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@bdigfreakingwooper

@fibbonaccisequins

@knife-em0ji

@exquisite-peculiarity

I tagged 576 of my posts in 2022

#thank you tumblr blazed post - 127 posts

#michigan - 7 posts

#hell yeah - 7 posts

#lol - 5 posts

#eating him - 4 posts

#very powerful - 4 posts

#yes - 4 posts

#very beautiful - 4 posts

#effervescent - 4 posts

#fuck yeah! - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#does the lady that did the video about the dangers of fractal wood burning who's video got taken down or something earlier this year count?

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Great ads as always tumblr

0 notes - Posted February 15, 2022

#4

Neko atsume is telling me to eat the rich

1 note - Posted May 16, 2022

#3

Been seeing a lot of bats on my dash tonight, and I realized I never posted my D&D bat cleric, Trish! She's pretty reserved and prefers to stay in the background, though a recent one on one meeting with her goddess has urged her into taking a more active role in the party and her community. Also, she got her first kill last session!

(art by @colinarmistead )

2 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#2

Neko Atsume no!

2 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Someone needs to make a dating sim where the ultimate goal is to seduce Columbo, but you're also that episode's murderer so you're trying to cover up the crime at the same time

399 notes - Posted February 26, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[twelvemagpies]

69

why is that so huge (on desktop, anyway)

also nerd

also also it's "the end" by misterwives

[bluewritesao3]

Me [rereading ggcyd for the nth time]: We already have a connection. Ok. We went through alot together in just 11 hours.

Also me [reading the comments]: why did I write that, people must think I'm an utter dumbass. Oh well lets re read the entire thing

[disembodiedbleats]

fuck y0u why are y0u ad0rable?

[slutauthority]

could you please recommend me some blogs like yours?

-not entirely sure what you mean by blogs like mine as I don’t really have a theme and this whole place is a mess, but I can recommend some blogs i rb from or interact with p regularly! if you meant specifically like bisexual or bi femmes & butches, let me know! a lot of these blogs are 18+, so please keep that in mind!

@biexgirlfriend , @thethotwithoutfear , @softbiangel, @modernvampires , @mysapphicmercy , @menchi , @lohvedrvnk , @sluttpatrol , @crowcoreofficial, @pleaseburger , @lezzzbianrights , @sunbi , @knife-em0ji , @divorcedwife , @coloredbi , @boyplural , @bi-0nicle , @lowpolyfruits , @aboriginalsin ,  @bihet-dragonize, @herbai-tea , @bufobigbeef , @jediexile , @francisforever , @kera-ma-go, @bitransbf , @rudeangels, @grumpybutch , @pouncequicks , @vampixie , @beehivee , @yrbutchgf , @ganon ,  @warm-positivity , @angelspun , @ndn-cowboy , @fbdo1986 , @toxicityii , @virginkiryu , @butchwolverine , @galactic-giraffes , @vampixie, @bi-wwlw , @bi-medusa , @bottomsupremacist , @lelianadelrey ,  @75th@pizzopaps , @mascbi , @stemmonade, @bisexygf , @plaidbabyblankie , @pizazara , @tevinterwench , @noire-frocurls , @ninjaaudreywecht , @theerealcowboy , @lesbianrey , @lovirgo , @lovaboy , @mirandaputsherbestbuttforward , @potsherd , @solroja , @1million , @delicreep, @shinedowned , @communistkirby  @mediumkravitz, @amphitritesgf

[warrenkoles]

Tagged by @meduseld 🥰

Favorite fanfic tropes (im gonna reformat it for easier reading)

coffee shop or flower shop

alternate universe or fix-it

enemies to lovers or childhood friends

angst or fluff

love at first sight or pining

modern au or historical au (all the aus!)

soulmate or unrequited

fake dating or secret dating

breakup and makeup or proposals and weddings

get together or established relationship (depends on the plot for me)

oblivious pining or domestic fluff (if this was anything else i wld choose pining but domestic fluff is the ultimate......im living vicariously thru these fics)

hurt/comfort or crack

meet the parent or meet cute

time travel or parallel universe (im a trekkie i have to say both)

tagging: @hardisonparker @lokidokeyartichoki @knife-em0ji

[nazghoulz]

About

Hey im René knife-em0ji and welcome 2 my fanfic-masking-as-lotr-fandom side blog. I'm a big agender transgay (my pronouns are he/him & they/them ; deeply closeted irl due to reasons RIP) from CO but I currently live in England for graduate school. I'm 25 and pretty much all my good friends live in other places so I have a lot of free time.

I currently lost in the sauce writing my epic length bagginshield zombie apocalypse hobbit rewrite God's Gonna Cut You Down, so I post a lot about that, whether it be my process, """lore""", or really specific jokes bc otherwise i'd just be laughing in a room by myself. I also post/rb general lotr fandom stuff here bc nobody on my main cares abt that lol.

René Facts:

I've been and lived almost everywhere in the US but almost nowhere outside of it. I hope to change that soon!!!

I listen to a huge variety of music but ultimately im Extremely Basic and listen to the Eagles' Desperado album over and over

I used to work in a behavioral ecology lab taking care of mantis shrimp. I also used to work with sharks, octopuses, brittle stars, and snails all at different points in time.

If grad school doesn't work out for me I will, with 100% seriousness, probably pivot and work toward becoming a livestock rancher in western CO.

I like spicy food & black coffee

I also like spicy history, learning abt the evil that men do, and folk religions

I'm severely ADHD, sorry

I love Thorin Oakenshield

I'm a bitch of all varieties (dumb, horny, original flavor, etc)

Thanks for vibin' and keeping it tight, if you need me, I'm on my mobile.

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[knife-em0ji]

oakenbabes -> knife-em0ji

hey im rebranding lmfao

[bag-my-oak-hole]

For the ask: 45,64 & 79!

-midearthwritings 💛

45: Name three of my favorite Fanfic writers

Oh gosh that's hard. I do be doing a lot of reading. I gotta say @knife-em0ji with their WONDERFUL zombie!bagginshield au that I eagerly expect the next chapter. Northern Sparrow because I am obsessed with the way they throw all their bird knowledge into a fantastic story.....and probably @perkynurples and I hope they are doing alright because I will never stop thinking about the upcoming reunion in their WWII!Bagginshield story (there are so many but those are just off the top of my head.)

64: Favorite Title for a Fic you've read?

Hm, that's so many to think of. Most of the fics I read have song titles as is customary usually, but I honestly don't think I could give an answer to that.

79: are you an over-writer, under-writer, or just-right-er?

Oh I am an over-writer for sure. I do not know when to shut up. There is so much I always want to put in my fics and half the time I can't justify putting them in there. But I do love them.

[queenie-bear]

@there-once-wasa-girl @encryptedarcana @kig29708-blog @ginamatassa @garytaylor5150-blog @telaryn @ma13966 @deereat16 @nerdytreepolice-blog @upliftingdaily-blog @alexannekuhn33-blog @theperksofbeingaperk @sarahhashiccups @coolelrecipes-blog-blog @kelseyridge13 @yoyodontgetittwisted @kreiton @foreverlovely123 @missmusicmystery-blog @bradylw12 @savgod @candacechristie @bibliophile24601-blog @treysaschell @cactusfl0wers @tapwithmytits @amethyst-mermaid @knife-em0ji @lily-chilman-blog-blog @izzygnosis 

ok

[twelvemagpies]

fjdsklfa babe ilysm

my favourite part of this is that you'd be concerned if someone gave me a knife but you've also firmly decided that this is not something i might need to see a therapist about

[twelvemagpies]

Thoughts on thots ?

i thought things through, and i think that my thot thoughts (though perhaps thoughtless and thirsty) are that thots fuck