Elite Four and Gym Leader Incorrect Quotes Time!!
Spoilers for the names if the gym leaders and members of the elite four in Scarlet and Violet so please proceed with caution.
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Rika: I made tea.
Larry: I don’t want tea.
Rika: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Larry: Then why are you telling me?
Rika: It is a conversation starter.
Larry: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Rika: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Hassel: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Rika: I'm a knife.
Larry, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
(My headcannon for this quote is just that Larry and whoever Rika's SO is are friends because they're both really basic and that's how Larry knows)
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Rika: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
(Rika absolutely slays!! Peak gender envy)
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Grusha: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Iono: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Brassius: Hey Rhyme can I get a sip of your water?
Rhyme: It's not water.
Brassius: Vodka, I like your style!
Rhyme: It's vinegar.
Brassius: Wh-Wha-
Rhyme: It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Kofu: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Katy: I think you mean cards.
Kofu, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
(They're knifes he uses for prepping food)
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The Pokémon Scarlet Experience™ is absolutely incredible. I would die for these characters, these Pokémon, and my all-time favorite dragon puppy bike. Here are some highlights!
First, here's our protagonist for the game, María! And our starter, Penelope the Sprigatito!
And how can we forget meeting our lovable, absolutely huggable dragon puppy bike, Koraidon!? I would die for this absolute doofus of a creature.
Okay, so I may or may not have gone completely out of order, and did the Artazon Gym first, lmao. It's a nice photo, though. Anyway, Penelope evolved into Floragato prior to it, and we got Diego the Charcadet. Penelope ended up taking care of most of the gym.
Nothin' to see here. Just a couple of dorks bonding over a sandwich. Similarly to the Artazon gym, Penelope carried hard. GG, Klawf.
Afterwards, I caught Fernando the Tadbulb and Santiago the Greavard. Team Star time. Mela was a bit difficult to deal with, but Diego actually managed to completely wall her Revavroom thanks to Flash Fire. GGs.
After that, I did a little bit of soul searching and found Carmen the Tinkatuff and Ástrid the Cetoddle. The full team also evolved: Penelope into Meowscarada, Diego into Armarogue, Fernando into Bellibolt, Santiago into Houndstone, Carmen into Tinkaton, and Ástrid into Cetitan.
Anyway, Cortondo Gym time. This was relatively simple, quick, and easy, since my team was way overleveled, haha.
*ahem* Anyway-! No way María is actually impressed by Arven; this kid is a loser (affectionate)! Regardless, Orthworm was a bit tricky, considering that it constantly bailed on us, but we managed to take it down, all thanks to Diego, our newly evolved Armarogue.
Now it's onto Cascarrafa, where we have to return Kofu's wallet, and then participate in a bidding war. Luckily, María managed to rake in the win with a P$30,000 bid, nice. Again, relatively simple. This time, Fernando had his chance to shine!
Giacomo's pretty cool, not gonna lie. But, that doesn't excuse the fact that I didn't have much trouble dealing with his team. Again, relatively simple.
"What's up, gamers!?" Eww, that's cringe. Anyway, here's the last highlight for this part. Iono was relatively simple as well. I think I used Fernando, if I'm not mistaken. Anyway, it was pretty fun.
Stay tuned for Paldea Part II.
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