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violettelueur · 3 years

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FUSHIGURO MEGUMU + GOJO SATORU || PROTECTIVE OF FUSHIGURO’S CHILDHOOD FRIEND

| featuring : fushiguro megumi + gojo satoru from jujutsu kaisen

| warnings : grammar errors but other than that n/a

| form : headcanons

| published : 28 december

| request : Can I request reader as Megumi’s childhood friend and both Megumi and Gojo protective of them

| barista’s notes : good early morning from the united kingdom! i’m nearly done with all the headcanons that have been requested and will be moving on to the imagine very soon ʕ ﾟ ● ﾟʔ and little random thing i wanted to say is that i have been getting into animal crossing : new horizons lately due to it being on my tiktok fyp quite a bit as well as my youtube recommendations! i really want a nintendo switch lite and that game now ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ moving on from that, i hope you enjoy your cup of classic black coffee (jujutsu kaisen request!) and please come again soon ʕ•ᴥ•ʔﾉ♡

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI:

Fushiguro as your childhood at the beginning was really difficult to get close to since he was a quiet child and someone who you disregard your presence - but since you were so persistent, he realised how much you cared about him and decided that it was okay to be friends with you.

As time went by, you and Fushiguro became really close and inseparable to the point where he would be protective over you (jujutsu sorcerer or not - doesn’t matter)

If you are human, he would make sure you have a cursed weapon like Maki and help you train to be able to defend yourself when he is not there.

But if you are a jujutsu sorcerer, he wouldn’t care how strong you are, the second you are in front of a curse, Fushiguro’s shikigami is already right in front of you before you could even blink.

“Ah...Megumi, don’t worry, I’ll be fine,”

“You never know what might happen, just let Nue carry you to safety when needed” - then what about you, you idiot?

He is also protective with you around boys since you both went to the same middle school and some of the guys would gang up on you to get a reaction out of Fushiguro - which they did….but not in a good way.

When Itadori came into the picture, he would always stand between you and him to make sure itadori wasn’t too close to you until he knew he could fully trust the boy - which he does later on.

But Fushiguro is still wary due to Sukuna being inside Itadori, so when he feels like Sukuna could make an appearance, he would just lowkey move you to the side and tell you to ‘run’ or ‘go away’ - I- I ain’t gonna run...are you stupid?

Itadori in an instant notices that Fushiguro is always standing near you and when you start walking or moving away, he also notices how Fushiguro keeps a very close eye on you before walking to where you are going

Overall, Fushiguro is like a protective brother when he is with you and will always make sure that you are okay at all times.

GOJO SATORU:

When Fushiguro introduced you to Gojo - probably when you were younger and he was in care with white-haired shaman - Gojo will probably pick you up and coo at you based on how cute you look before Fushiguro will somehow make him put you down.

When you and Fushiguro become older, Gojo will tease you and Fushiguro to no end on how you two should get together and become childhood sweethearts - Fushiguro will probably give him a death glare to make him stop.

However, it seemed like Fushiguro’s protectiveness has also transferred to him as well since every time you would be in front of a curse, he would just causally appear out of nowhere, sliding his hands under your armpits, lift you up and put you to the side before attacking.

He would also make sure if you are not alone and will probably drag you somewhere with him - with without Fushiguro’s permission of course.

This happens quite a bit when you’re with Itadori and that is not because of the boy, but the curse that is residing within the boy because I know Sukuna will make a comment or two about you.

Gojo is somewhat of a protective older brother to you - just a tiny bit more annoying and completely the opposite to Fushiguro (isn’t that a good dynamic?)

Maybe a father that refuses for you to go out with anyone else but Fushiguro - since he wants to make little imaginary of his real.

When any boy tries to talk to you, expect Gojo to stand behind you giving the person a whole deadass death glare and when you turn around he would just go back to his childish antics and that cheeky smile of his.

When Fushiguro is also behind you with him, that will be more terrifying for the person trying to flirt with you since I can definitely see both Gojo and Fushiguro holding up the middle finger to them with a death glare.

Overall, Gojo is basically like another older brother mixed with a father - either way, he is still protective of you like Fushguro is with you.

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uwuwriting · 4 years

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Having a girl with an aesthetic w/ Shinsou, Aizawa and Bakugou

Request: Shinsou with an e-girl gf, Aizawa with a dark academia wife and Bakugou with an angelcore or cottagecore girl, please and thank you. - anonymous.

Yall, dark academia is my best friends’ and mine aesthetic and its so pleazing. Like god damn. Angelcore is amazing so soft and uwu. Do I even have to say anything fir e-girls? No, I would just do them an injustice. Love ya and sorry for the inactivity.

masterlist

rules

warnings: none I think.

Shinsou Hitoshi

-Yall match.

-Like he wears dark brooding colors, mainly shades of purple to match his hair and maybe some greens while you on the other hand always have a black and red combo or some sort of stripped item of clothing.

-You share beanies.

-It has become an unspoken rule that you two will always go for beanie shopping every october.

-Your style kinda changes according to the month.

-Like during september you wearing mainly greys to match your sour mood bc school, during october since its spooky season you wear oranges and purples matching your boyfriend perfectly while January and December are red months.

-Those are his favorite.

-Red brings out the color of your lips making you look even more fearsome and badass, turning him on in the process.

-Yes I said it, Shinsou will beg for red lipstick.

-He’s semi worried for your hair.

-You keep changing it and he doesn’t mind when you cut it, oh no he finds your bangs or pixie cut adorable.

-He is worried when you change colors like you chnage clothes.

-He liked all your phases.

-The skank stripe and half-half ones being his favorites but he will ask you to tone it down a bit give your hair some time to rest and regain their strength.

-Yall paint your nails.

-You will spend endless hours in his room just painting each others nails and doing face masks.

-It brings out his edgy lord side, the nail polish.

-As if the dark circles and that constant ominous look on his face doesn’t do it.

-But you love it.

-He looks so content when you two are just sitting there listening to trash rap songs and taking care of each other.

-He loves it when you wear skirts with thigh highs.

-Actually you can’t wear those anymore bc once he sees you you can’t really walk anywhere afterwards....

-He is all about your chains and chokers.

-Like give him some he is jealous.

-Baby really be thriving while dawning those fake silver chains.

-If you are interested in more intracate make up he loves being your test subject and just lets you transform his face into whatever deity you want.

-Tends to scroll through your tik tok because its full of witch toks and very very interesting cosplays and makeup stuff.

-Somehow he found himself into anti trump tik tok and he cant get out..... then his fyp shifted to draco tok and he just gave up.

- “Are you cheating on me with Draco Malfoy?”

- “Baby-”

- “Because I don’t blame you.”

-Deadass has a whole folder on his laptop with couples outfits he wants to recreate at some point.

-He’s just so wholesome.

Aizawa Shouta

-He really can’t understand how he managed to get such a fashion icon of a wife.

-I mean have you seen the way this man dresses?

-Head empty just Aizawa with pink sweatpants.

-Yeah so he really doesn’t get it how he managed that but he isn’t complaining.

-I mean have you seen the dark academia aesthitic.

-It gives Maraurders vibes and we stan.

-He loves it when you wear long coats and those scarfs.

-They make you look like such a lady and so sophisticated and he lives for it.

-He really likes the plaid skirts and pants, makes him think that he is living with an English lady or maybe a philosophy teacher.

-Have I mentioned how much he adores your vintage book obsession?

-Going to old bookstores together and just browsing through the poetry books or the fantsy novels has become one of his favorite past times.

-He tries to somewhat keep up with you but he struggles.

-He really has no fashion sense but he wants to try for you.

- “Honey you don’t have to dress up for me! I love you just the way you are.”

-He loves you so much like omggggg!!!!

-Anyways.

-Rainy days have become book dates where you just snuggle up together on the couch in a large fluffy brown blanket and you both have a book in your hands reading away.

-He loves the little expressions you make when you are reading something interesting or staright up crazy.

-He bought you your very own round -Harry-Potter-style glasses for your birthday.

-You had been going on and on for some months now about how you wanted to go and buy a pair but you never got around to it.

-Being a teacher at UA and a hero is kinda hard and a busy job so we get you.

-You were so excited when he gave them to you.

-Um for Halloween you two went as James Potter and Sirius Black.

-He has the hair, okay maybe he is lacking that care free and cocky attitude but visually he does a good job.

-Seeing him in that suit oh boy.

-Really your realationship is just full of Harry Potter references since you are kinda obsessed with that Era, especially the Marauders.

-Hizashi is lowkey jealous because he could never get AIzawa to dress nicely.

-You are special though!!

-You are the wife

-He does what you tell him to in reality.

-He’s kinda wrapped around your finger.

Bakugou Katsuki

-He gets flustered so easily.

-Like your aesthetic is so soft and angelic and compared to him people think you have a corruption kink.

-He kinda feels bad bc when you dress like something god sent it because painfully clear how opposites you are.

-He sees his rough edges and rude behavior more than usual and he may become self concious.

-You will have to reassure him and remind him that this is a facade and that he knows your true evil nature.

-You are a true menace.

-ANyone trying to fuck with your friends or your boyfriend?

-They are getting round house kicked and yeeted out a window.

-Back to your aesthetic.

-Whenever he seas something pastel or colorful he wants to immediately buy it.

-Especially pastel stuff.

-Pastel is your whole thing.

-Pastel pinks, blues, purples, and greens.

-He will buy anything, from a headband to a purse to a very very cute plaid skirt.

-Kirishima and Denki are always so confused when he comes back to the common room with a few bags from womens’ clothing stores.

-He never answers their questions of course.

-He likes watching you make mood boards and create matching outfits.

-Trying clothes in fornt of him is a must, a small fashion show taking place in your room every Friday night.

-He likes to believe that you truly are an angel.

-Your aesthetic is a combination of angelcore and cottage core so your room is split into two sides.

-One side full of plants while the other had pastel mood boards.

-So pleasing.

-You tried to shift him into your aesthetic once.

-AND IT WAS ATRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCE.

-He looked so good in white and soft yellow but his mood was so so foul.

-He had made you agree to never a) bring this up and b) try this again.

-You have taken some photos though so not eveyrthing was lost.

-You will never tell him that you have evidence of his cottage core moment.

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ventura-starlight · 3 years

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𝓻𝓸𝓷 𝔀𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓵𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭

hello everyone :)) I am so sorry I have not been active. I think my chemistry teacher knows I write and doesn't like it so she assigns like 3 hours of homework a night. I also have been casted in my schools production of The Secret Garden so that has kept me busy. I am trying to stay afloat at school and have inspiration to write but that is a lot harder than I expected. if you have sent in any requests I am going to work on those as soon as I can but I haven't had the most creativity :') I hope you aren't upset and enjoy this as compensation for my lack of content.

SUMMARY-> ron weasley as your boyfriend :)

KEY 🔑 -> Y/H- your house at hogwarts

WARNINGS-> curse words, snape slander 😌, not edited, but otherwise pretty sweet domesticity

*+.-°><°-.+*

how does it feel to live my dream?

this man is a grade A simp and I will die on that fucking hill

would he ever admit it?

hell no

does everyone know?

yes

how you two met

let me set the scene 😌

you were just going to potions class, you hated Snape and weren't afraid to show it to the snake of a professor [period 😼💅]

ron and harry were only sat a few chairs away from you so they normally laughed at the interactions you shared with the potions teacher

and so when Snape had some smart stuff to say to you,,,,,well lemme just;

"L/N I suggest you keep that smart tongue to yourself unless you want to end up in detention" Snape quipped with a slap of his wand again your desk

"I do apologize professor" you said with sarcasm dripping off your tongue. you sighed and brought a hand to your forehead, "I do hope you forgive me Professor Snake- oops! I mean Snape" you snickered as the other students giggled, including the red headed weasley boy

"Detention and 50 house points deducted from Y/H" Snape shouted with a scowl only for your giggles to grow louder. From that moment on, Ron Weasley had a crush on you

my man here was struggling to even talk to you

you exuded this aura that was honestly very intimidating to him

shy boy indeed

how you two got together

so Ron's crush on you obvious to anyone who had eyes

you just didn't see it

I mean you of course had seen the boy around school before, everyone knew of him

you may or may not have liked him as well

but when people told you he felt the same you deadass looked at them like "🤨"

this situation was much like the case with ron

for some dumbass reason you just didn't see why he would like you

everyone knew you liked him

except him

hermione and harry were kinda tired of hearing him be so lovesick

they were happy for him, just annoyed with how,,,,sappy he was

with the help of the twins, hermione and harry brought both you and Ron to a small party in the griyffindoor common room

basically they threw you two in a closet at the party

"JUST CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACHOTHER ALREADY!" yelled George from the other side of the door. you heard some light crying

"Oh Georgie our little brother is all grown up!" Freddie sniffled as the duo walked away

you and Ron were really just standing in the closet like "🧍‍♂️🧍"

yeah it was awkward

after a while you spoke up,

"so uh do you like me back?" you said with a faint warmth spreading across your face. he frantically tried to explain himself,

"I NEVER WANTED YOU TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I-I WAIT" his eyes widened as his brain registered what you had said, "Like you back? of course I do! Are you an idiot or something?"

you only scoffed, "Well sorry I'm not the most obvious about it" Ron only looked down and apologized for his outburst,

"I didn't mean to say your stupid, I just thought it was obvious, I suppose I wasn't as obvious as I thought" he stated simply, as if it was a fact that you would find in any textbook

you shrugged "Im a little oblivious sometimes I suppose," turning your full attention to his face you simply said "Well I guess that's good huh? We have something in common!" you laughed slightly. He held your hand hesitantly,

"Yeah I guess it is" he replied with a smile.

"AWWWW YAY!" the two of you heard the twins says more people began to cheer from outside the door.

semi anticlimactic but it was sweet

relationship headcannons

So, to start, love languages <3

Ron's love language for you is gift giving and physical touch

this boy,,,,he has to be holding onto you in someway at all times you are together

it kinda grounds him and brings him a lot of comfort

(unless of course if you are uncomfortable with that! he is very respectful of your boundaries)

so in turn he also loves giving you gifts

I think he like does either wood carving or something like that

so expect handmade gifts!

he paints rocks for you 🥲

if you display them in your dorm?

man might cry

he just loves seeing you love the things he gives you 🥺

His preferred love language from a partner is either physical touch, which I have discussed previously

but his other one?

acts of service

he doesn't necessarily expect gifts or anything like that

he just loves it when you do little things

like for example you left him a note

it was a day of a match and Ron was honestly nervous about it

it was nothing too fancy

simply,

have a good day today! you are gonna do amazing hun, I'll be in the stands cheering you on! love you :)

-Y/N <3

he keeps that note now in a box under his bed

that box holds every note or doodle you have ever given him

if you want to help him study he is gonna be so thankful

he loves dates taht are spontaneous

you two have become Snape's worst nightmare since you started dating

double trouble >:)

SO MANY SNACK DATES

LIKE YOU GUYS JUST LISTEN TO MUSIC OR WATCH MOVIES AND EAT SNACKS WHILE CUDDLING

it's heavenly 😌

Speaking of cuddling!

he loves lying on your chest

it's kinda just his safe space

credits to virid on tumblr!

he is a caring lover, his biggest concern is is making you happy in the relationship

he wants to be the person that helps you grow, not by force, he wants to support you through whatever you are going through

you help him be more confident in himself, believe in the good in the world

honestly you changed his life

and he couldn't say thank you enough for being in his life

I don't think he can sing so he hums instead. this happens a lot while lying on your chest so yeah

songs that I think fit your relationship

This December- Ricky Montgomery

How Can I be Sure- Durand Jones and the Incantations

Sinatra- Forrest Nolan

Like or Like Like- Miniature Tigers

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he just loves you so much please my heart can't handle this right now 😭

*+.-°><°-.+*

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alwaysahiccupandastrid · 3 years

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His Dark Materials S2 Ep 6 - Rambling/Thoughts

I really cannot believe that we’re at the penultimate episode already, oh my gosh. It’s gone by so fast??

Again, because I’ve reread TSK in the last couple of weeks, the book is fresh in my mind but I’ve probably still missed stuff

Also last week was so intense and seeing the “previously on” section made me remember just how intense that was, so it’s a hard job to top that!

ANGELS AHH RIGHT AWAY IM GEEKING OUT

“The last time they were seen was to make war” - IT’S HAPPENING ASDFGHJKL

Ruta going off to see Asriel and me just remembering what exactly went down between them while she was there with him... heh

So Will’s hand looks AWFUL oh my god poor Will 😭

Pan is REALLY into his Red PAN-da form oh my goodness

So the other kids out for revenge terrified the living SHIT out of me, dear god I don’t think it could be any creepier than dozens of them appearing out of the shadows like that, like it’s genuinely terrifying

Serafina just dropped right in to rescue them and I was both relieved and a little disappointed? Because in the book the whole chase sequence is so much longer and more important, like it takes up most of an entire chapter I think, and here it’s like two minutes?

Serafina: What does this edge cut? // Lyra: Everything (Will at the same time: Nothing.) - 😂

I missed Lee and Jopari tbh so yay to seeing them once more! And they’ve crossed into the next world!

Oh hi again Mary!

^ I wasn’t expecting to see Mary again this series because in TSK book, her last appearance is going through the window (which was last episode), so I’m a little curious as to whether we’re going to get a TINY little peek into The Amber Spyglass here (it’s been years since I reread it, I apologize). Because last series they did a bit of TSK (namely introducing Will + him crossing into Cittagazze), so it would be interesting!

“Good, something I can understand for a change” - LOL Same

Serafina wants to take Lyra back to her world?? Really??

Not gonna lie, the two girls spying on Mary was kind of low-key creepy

Lyra mentioning that she crossed worlds to find out about Dust and mentioning Roger 😭

Also I’m so emotional over just how much she wants Will to be safe, like she would really do anything to keep him safe and I love it

Lyra asking the Alethiometer where Will’s dad is and “he’s in this world” - ahhh it’s going to happen!

Also I really hope that the BBC/whoever decides to sell replica Alethiometers because the design is so beautiful?! I would fork out serious dough for one, and it would go nicely with the one I have from the film

No but seriously, words don’t describe just how badly I want a replica

“I wanted to fly so I summoned you here, now I’m flying” - LOL OKAY THEN JOHN

Ooh damn, that outfit Marisa is wearing is FINE. I’m slightly gayer than I was before, ngl

I was like “nooo Mary don’t be nice to these kids, they’re awful”

But it’s very sweet that she offers them food?? Like she pulls a chocolate bar out and is like “it’s no good for you, it’s full of sugar”... I love her

The way that Mary was so happy and excited when they mentioned Lyra, only to tell the girls off for trying to kill her - more of a mum than Mrs Coulter tbh

“Miss, can I have a hug?” - AWWW OMG WHY AM I SAD

They asked Mary to stay and look after them omg 😭😭😭

“Come with me, I’ll bring you to your adults” - ooh okay this could go any number of ways... Either she actually reunites them with their families and all’s well, or she takes them up there and their parents/adults are all dead (for lack of a better word)? Or the Spectres attack after Mary leaves them with the adults??

Jopari talking about meeting his dæmon and also a little bit about trying to get back to his family :(

“Can you magic us up a fire?” “One moment” *presents a box of matches” - LMFAO

Wait did Serafina seriously just imply that she thought Will might hurt Lyra?!?

Serafina saying that if protecting Lyra means protecting Will as well... Yes, protect Will please! Protect BOTH of these children, I literally BEG you, they’ve gone through far too much

Ooh okay so the witch ritual/spell was kind of cool to see!

Lyra saying “please tell me he’ll be alright” 😭♥️

The fact that Lyra curled up close to Will and then Pan (in ermine form) curled up CLOSER to Will is so cute, they both love Will so much

Pan: “We feel safe her... don’t we?” / OOF OKAY THIS IS F I N E

I already know what Lyra’s “other name” is because I read the book but the hints are anything BUT subtle tbh. “Mother of us all, cause of all sin, tempted by the serpent”... I’m not even that religious but I think it’s pretty obvious.

Also, if Mary is playing the part of the “serpent” within Lyra’s destiny, does that mean that Mary has tempted Lyra? Or that she will?

Boreal being nervous about being in the city and Marisa is just so unimpressed by him... Mood

That smirk she had when going up to that Spectre victim was so chilling, we have to stan Ruth Wilson and her incredible acting

Also, fun fact, Ruth Wilson went to my sixth form college and is from Surrey (like me), and she grew up in Shepperton, which is where my Nan used to live when she was alive (my uncle and aunt live there still), so that’s super exciting!

“We could learn from this” - PLEASE DO NOT MA’AM

God I hate the Magisterium so fucking much, the patriarchy is so strong with them

Oh great, now they’re gunning to kill Lyra :/

Also, off topic, I’ve only just connected that Will Keen, who plays Father MacPhail, is Dafne Keen’s dad?!?

“She’s lost a lot for one so young” - AND SHE’S STILL GOING TO LOSE PEOPLE, WHY IS THIS FAIR PHILIP PULLMAN 😭

“She must be protected” - AGAIN, they BOTH need protecting PLEASE

The Spectre noises reminded me of the noises of the Smoke Monster from LOST, so that’s definitely trippy for me

Thanks, I hate it

I nearly shouted “WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING” out loud in front of both my parents, I seriously thought she had a damn death wish

I have never been so damn tense in my entire life as I am watching this show - and I KNOW what happens

HOW DID SHE DO THAT WITH THE SPECTRES SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

Lee’s so worried about Lyra - 11/10, Father of the Year

The Magisterium airships... NO. FUCK. WE’RE AT THAT POINT ALREADY AND IM NOT OKAY BECAUSE I KNOW HOW AND WHERE THIS ENDS AND I HATE IT

I deadass thought Marisa and Carlo were about to kiss when he ran up to her and I actually said out loud “NO please don’t”

Look I must just be so dirty minded but when she said “let’s celebrate”, my immediate reaction was “NO NO NO NO EW EW EW NO” and “I hope she just means having a drink and not doing the frickety-frack”

I was so close to tearing up as Will was talking about his mum, her illness, and the boys who were mean to her because of it. His love for his mum is so beautifully written and the way Amir Wilson is playing Will is so wonderful

I was also close to tears when he was talking about his dad and how he used to imagine about his dad, so maybe I’m just emotional anyway

“Could go to school... have friends” - okay yeah no I’m definitely crying 😭

“I couldn’t trust anyone.” “Until you met me.” “Yeah.” - EXCUSE ME ♥️😭 my HEART

I love one (1) soft boy, and one (1) feral girl and her dæmon

The relief I felt when I saw Marisa and Carlo were literally just having drinks 😅

“They consume what makes us human, so I just suppressed that and hid it” + *cut to the monkey looking kinda sad/uncomfortable* - Umm fUCK OKAY THEN

Why am I feeling sorry for the monkey?!?

“You think we’re equal?” - LMFAO RIGHT

EWW THEY KISSED. No, just... nO

When I saw his snake dæmon moving towards her monkey, I thought one of two things was about to happen: 1) the monkey was going to pet and paw and the snake as Marisa seduced Boreal, or 3) the monkey was going to strange the snake and kill Boreal

OKAY THIS TOOK A SHARP BUT NOT UNWELCOMED TURN

“You’ve NEVER been my equal.” “You’d only hold me back.” - OH MY GOD YES THE SHADE

She’s not wrong though let’s be honest here

So she poisoned him I’m assuming? She poisoned his drink because the monkey didn’t actually touch the snake... damn.

Her just sitting there and continuing to drink with his dead body there is... damn.

“Into that valley” NO NO, please no

Jopari really just summoned a whole damn storm huh

Also the fact he fully trusts in Lee’s abilities to land them safely :3

Lee: “Can we trust him?” // Hester: “Do we have another choice?!!” - LMFAO I love them so much

THE WAY I NEARLY SCREAMED WHEN THAT WITCH GOT ATTACKED BY A SPECTRE OMFG AT LEAST WILL WAS THERE TO SAVE HER

Okay but did Marisa REALLY sit there for HOURS with Boreal’s corpse sitting opposite her?!?

Her burning her hand on the flame in front of the monkey, and the monkey clearly whimpering and in pain was so agonizing to watch, I can’t take this show

Also, you have to wonder just how many times she’s harmed herself (and him) for her to keep doing it with next to no problems (like separating from each other all the time)

I was so excited to see the birds attacking the zeppelins, like it was one of my favourite details in the book, and I worried that they wouldn’t have the budget for it but yay!

I do kind of wish that we’d had Sayan Kötor as the “eagle Queen” leading them though - she probably was but I wish we’d actually seen it or heard Jopari say it or whatever

THEY SHOT THE GAS CANNISTER OH SHIT THEY’RE GOING DOWN HARD AND FAST IN THAT BALLOON

HOLD ON BBC YOU CANNOT END THIS THERE?!? EXCUSE ME?!

The last episode is next week and on an hour earlier, so that’s exciting! I have no idea what I’ll do once this series ends, or when we’ll even get the third and final series because of COVID and filming delays, but I’m excited for it nonetheless and hoping it’s next November/December or something!

#his dark materials #hdm #lyra belacqua #lyra silvertongue #marisa coulter #mrs coulter #will parry #serafina pekkala #ruth wilson #dafne keen #amir wilson #pantalaimon #john parry #lee scoresby #hester

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emily-nikole · 3 years

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he thinks i’m some clingy bitch but deadass he literally ignores me i see him online and he doesn’t respond but he’ll talk to other people and it PISSES me off. i’m not fucking crazy i’ve put up with your bullshit for two years all i want is a little text message saying that you miss me when you’re at work bc i can barely see you ever since you got this shitty job that i know you hate and now you suddenly have no time for me. oh you go to the gym for two hours after work? text me after you get off. you’re not on a fucking schedule it takes two seconds to text someone. fuck. he acts like i’m a psycho and i’m not i just love him and he’s my fp and i need him, i love him so much it hurts. he’s my sun he makes me world turn and i just want him all the time because he is my comfort and maybe one of the two things that makes me happy. i love him he’s mine and it makes me sad that his friend took my spot as number one on snap bc it shows how little he snaps me back recently (we’d been #1 since december). like bruh all i’m asking for is you, i don’t ask for much deadass. he makes me feel like i’m some mental patient honestly he’s so invalidating like just tell me you love me that’s literally all i need.

#anxious attachment #sad depression #depression anxiety #sad thoughts #bad break up #feeling unloved #favorite person #bpd life #bpd feels #living with bpd #living with ptsd #ptsd

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nightswithkookmin · 4 years

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JIKOOK AND THEIR SHENANIGANS-pt1

Disclaimer:

This is my opinion and perspective of Jikook. I do not intend nor imply malice by my choice of words or by my interpretations of BTS' contents. Nor do I intend to be disrespectful of any member herein mentioned.

Do not take my words out of context in furtherance of your own agenda. You are the author of your own intentions and interpretations. If you do hold yourself accountable first.

PREFACE

I am done with with Jikook. Lol

I swear to God by the time they officially come out as a couple, if they ever do, I'm going to be left with severe PTSD.

Pray for me.

A lot has happened with Jikook these past few weeks. A devastating lot. Everything was going great and smooth and boom- we were hit with yet another anomaly in their dynamics. It was usual given us most of the things that had happened were entirely new to their dynamics yet not at all surprising in the grand scheme of things simply because unpredictability is Jikook's schtik and as I've come to terms with, part of their dynamics- you'll get used to it if you are new. Welcome to the club. Lol

I have shared snippets of my thoughts here and there on this whole development as and when it unfolded and said I wasn't going to deliver a comprehensive commentary until later so here it is- grab a glass of wine or coffee. It's gonna be long. Bless.

WHY I WAS HOLDING BACK

Contrary to what some people say and assume about me, I don't pull my opinions on Jikook from my ass- a dollar to the jar. Lol. I don't base my perspective on Jikook's relationship and dynamics on puff and nada. Where is the fun in that? I may be delusional about somethings but... Anywho.

I have said time and again how when it comes to Jikook moments there's always context and subtexts we are missing- it's a challenge trying to fill in the gaps. Probably part of the reason I'm obsessed with their dynamics. Lol.

Most of the theories I share with you on here are based on my observations of Jikooks interactions over a period of time. My objective has always been to try and understand the motivations (context) behind their moments and interactions, some of which I find fit a pattern while others- I never want to tackle or even think about without several pain killers and depressants until years later when a piece of content is released to provide better insights into their dynamics.

Jimin's birthday is one such moment for me. While I understood and even predicted JM's use of 5/8 in May this year was going to be a substitute for May 13 because I felt Jikook were not in a good place, were under heavy scrutiny in SK within that time period- starting with that March 30th VLive which I believe had led to a ban on Jikook using the platform on their own(especially Jimin- JK was already under ban but we will get into it later) given as BTS's content had changed drastically with heavy VLive supervision and the pg 13 contents they were made to make post that JM's VLive; then there was rumors of Dispatch's alleged conflict with BigHit, BigHit's IPO, Jungkook's Itaewon scandal- which of course were all confirmed later on that month, I felt the prospect wasn't looking good for Jikook to Jikook as wildly and as openly as they did.

Now you all know about my wild assumption about JM taking space out of their relationship due to JK coming on strong around that time so I'll spare the details.

Contrastingly, post BigHit's IPO, post Soop since Stay Gold era I felt things were looking great for Jikook. They were back to Jikooking. I felt they weren't being monitored as much by their bandmates and had a new found freedom within BigHit to do their own things as it appeared BigHit had begun 'managing' and presenting them as a brand- which I have written dissertations upon dissertations on so I won't get into.

JK and JM had started their online flirty banter thingy, even Dispatch seemed good with Bighit posting BTS official photos etc. Jimin too posted for JK on his birthday, JK came out on social media to gear up for JM's birthday and then puff- ashes. We hit a wall.

Now I know some people are speculating there was too much attention on Jikook within this time frame which is why JK didn't post- uhhmm, I don't buy it that view. There's always attention on Jikook. It's usually the negative attention like around March-June that holds them back from Jikooking. In opinion. I wouldn't call the attention they are or were getting within that time period negative.

Then there were some who speculated JK wasn't going to post because he hadn't posted for any of the members since Jin's birthday last year which again I didn't buy into. Jk is fearless and doesn't shy aware from making bold expressions of his love for Jimin. Him posting for Jimin would have been a bold move but nothing exactly new.

We've seen his GCFs. Enough said.

Personally, I felt he had showed up on social media a few days to JM's birthday to promote his music but to also prepare the grounds for when he posts on Jimin's birthday.

I genuinely felt he was gonna 'out' Jimin with that post and have people raising all kinds of brows like they did with GCF Tokyo, Saipan and Helsinki. Lol

Why did I think he was going to do this?

DECEMBER 4TH 2019

Jin's birthday. Now I have given y'all the back ground to this timeline and so I will just hit the highlights- Rosebowl, New Jersey VLive, JK getting drunk on his Jun VLive which I felt led to a ban on him from making solo live on VApp since 2019 to date- his recent Solo live was on YouTube mind you.

Prior to this I felt he and JM had earned a ban from making a VLive together until their 2020 VLive which was heavily monitored as I have speculated in past posts- again this is just my opinion.

JK, I felt, was being 'reckless' within this period. He was making bold moves and pushing the boundaries of his relationship with Jimin and even teasing the gates of the glass closet they are in. It certainly didn't help that the You too movement in S.K and the whole Idol sex abuse scandals in Kpop was on going as I've mentioned before-which had led to August's issues. Again you know my theory on the whole tattoo girl scandal so skipping.

October we had the whole cancel Jikook hashtag trending after Jikook's performance of I still want you and the whole you are me, I am you schtick.

In all of this I felt Jikook were fine.

November is when I noticed Jikook having 'issues' in their relationship (rolling my eyes at Silver) lol. Now again I won't go into all of that but you can check the real time contents/ behind scenes content on BTS around the time period and draw your own conclusions on that.

Then came the December ups and downs, JM flinching and dropping his face when JK went to sit by him in Jin's VLive- JK's awkwardness around Jimim. Now I know some people interpret this Live as that they were fighting? I won't call it fight fight perse. Lol. Issues, perhaps?Just seemed to me JM wanted to keep a low profile because again they were under heavy public scrutiny around the time which was what I feel was causing RM to keep an eye on them throughout that period- by keeping an eye on them I mean he was invoking the spirit of Jesus between them Pentecostal style. Bless him.

But seems JK wasn't having none of that, clearly. Lmho. There were already alot of restrictions on him since June in the way he used social media(Vapp) he and JM were not allowed to VLive together, he couldn't solo Vlive no more and now he couldn't even sit right with his man- I approve of the frying pans Jk. I APPROVE. Lol.

All this is my opinion of course.

But I think that is what he meant when he kept saying it's been a while he did a solo live and didn't even know how to do one anymore in his recent YouTube live- Jk can be passive aggressive in that way but we will get into that YouTube live in a bit. Hang in there.

So with all this going on I felt I understood him when he missed Jin's birthday on Twitter. Felt like a silent protest to me. But then again I thought perhaps it was just an impulsive act on his part.

Then he missed Tae's Birthday too and I thought hold on- this man is up to something. He was gonna a statement with that in retaliation to all the ban and sanctions and interferences with his personal life.

I was just following this whole drama with anxious glee towards a big reveal and then- cricket's ass ass deadass. Chilee. This man is cruel! Lol. I'm gonna need therapy to process this one on god! Lol JK!

My Right brain said perhaps, others had been right after all and he hadn't done all of that missed birthdays on purpose at all but had only acted impulsively in the heat of the moment given everything that had been going on with the group in around Jin's birthday- Mama 2019, we all know what had happened.

I felt perhaps, the moment he missed Jin's then he had to miss everyone's because if he wished any other person a happy birthday people were going to ask questions. People were going to assume he hated whoever he didn't wish a happy birthday.

But then my left brain- the crazy delulu side, also thought otherwise. I had a funny feeling that JK really intended to post only for Jimin on his birthday since he had been gearing up for it and that the only reason he wouldn't go through with it was if JM had asked him not to.

Why would JM do that? Because he enjoys the glass closet- he loves to flex his bond with JK, tease their relationship, claim his man, he wants people to know JK is his man because he is happy with him and proud of the man that he is but that doesn't mean he is ready to come out as LGBTQ plus. In my opinion.

JK I feel was done hiding the moment he posted GCF in Saipan- he gets right with us. Bless him.

JK often weaponizes their 'secret' against Jimin and hold's it over his head sometimes- so often when Jimin is on his Kumbaya agenda with the group taking their sides on things relating to their relationship JK switches on him and tries to expose Jimin- if you're just gonna help them burn us, I'm just gonna blow the whole operation out in the open and we are all going down. Chilee!

God, I felt Jk was going to expose Jikook for real! 🤣 Don't mess with JK and his Jimin- even Jimin himself gets burns sometimes.

Remember when JK threatened to expose a picture of himself with a hickey if JM didn't stay and do a VLive with him? Remember that? JK scares me for real when he is on his Jikook agenda! Lol

I felt he knew exactly what he was doing just as he knew exactly what he was doing with Saipan and editing of Helsinki. He just reiterated it in his recent live- which we will get into soon. He pointed out how he had gone to ask the members to describe the feelings they wanted to express through the MV he directed.

He admitted yet again in that live how he expresses his feelings, HIS FEELINGS, through his art and music- for all those who keep saying you can't tell JK loves JM just because he doesn't do the things JM does. Lmho.

And so I was heavily confused by these two conflicting theories in my brain. Which is why I kept saying I didn't want to jump into conclusions, that I was going to need more content yadda yadda yadda.

Which brings me to my resolution for JM's birthday saga.

POST JIMIN'S BIRTHDAY

Jimin enjoys been treated special. It's part of his love language. Jk has always treated him like he is special to him. And I know people claim it's just a birthday post- sure. But I understand also that Jimin doesn't Joke with his birthday. His father doesn't Joke with his birthday and clearly neither does JK- given as even before they all started the exchanging of gifts culture that he was giving presents to JM and JM alone within the group.

Besides, he's said he reads the members birthday messages to him on social media and have gone ahead to read some of them on his birthday Vlives in the past. So I can't say JK not posting was nothing.

My resolution was simple. I was going to examine their interactions post Jimin's birthday to see if their dynamics had flipped to see if JK not posting for JM's birthday had in anyway affected their relationship.

If JM's birthday meant something to him. Jk was going to make it up to him- openly. Deadass but in my opinion. Lol.

That's one aspect of Jikook's dynamics you can always count on- hopefully. Lol.

They have a way of reassuring eachother of their love and affection. And I don't know what happened to put the fear of God in both of them but lord are they both scared of pissing the other off! Jesus! Not sure if it's the whippery but damn- they are both crazy for that.

For instance, take JinMin's VLive right before the New Jersey Vlive. JM posted immediately after their live had ended to say he is sorry and loves JK on Twitter. And y'all saw him when JK panned to him on the bed? I've never seen a man so terrified of another man in my entire shipping life- Manila must have put the fear of JK in him, which THANK GOD! lol. Jimin plays too much. Lmho.

Never knew a hyung needed permission from a dongsaeng to leave a room until that day. Chileee! Jin had pulled a prank on JK too but I didn't see him wetting his pants and blowing kithes to JK- come at me with Jinkook is real, see what happens. Lol

Then GCF in Tokyo! I know to some it seemed like a random act of confession on JK's part but boy did he have motivation! He don stressed JM out to the ends of the world with those weird ass rumors (again not gonna mention it because it's very controversial 'saesangs' nature) if you know good for you but chilee you didn't hear it here. Lol

Then there was that whole photoshoot and JM looking like he wanted to kill JK lol right around August 2017. Which I have discussed in one of my blog posts. I think it's in a lot of jeonlous. I'll link it later- if I find it.

Then the almighty 2019 Tattoo Girl scandal, I'm not talking about the August scandal. I'm talking about the one on JM's birthday last year which launched the severe 'I am sorry' hashtags in JK's post on JM's birthday. In my opinion definitely.

The Tattoo girl's shop had wanted until Jimin's birthday, almost a month after the incident, to release a statement which blew up the incident again and almost overshadowed JM's birthday.

Chilee, the delulu in me felt that was intentional. They just wanted to hurt JK by ruining his man's birthday for him- never let him forget. Lol. These evil masterminds. Chilee!

In my opinion. Please.

My point is, JM and JK do make out in efforts to fix their relationship. And usually, I find whoever is in the wrong takes the most initiatives- not to say all the GCFs was because of a fight. Personally I take Saipan and Helsinki more seriously than Tokyo. Just saying.

And of course we all saw JM fly all the way from Paris on JK's birthday- talk of grand gestures and extending Olive branches. Chilee, I'm single!

I was going to wait till I could see who was reassuring who after JM's birthday to see who was in the 'wrong' know what I mean? Like who is putting in more effort to let us know they are a thing?

After their March/May shenanigans that was JK with the thirst traps and shit on Weverse, which brought JM around and he started opening up taking initiatives of his own like in the Dynamite MV reaction VLive.

Afterwards it all seemed pretty mutual to me and they were vibing. Jikook was a Vibe. Sigh.

THE PHOTOSHOOT SAGA

Now I know some people assert they don't see the 'tensions' in that behind the scenes photoshoot but we would have to agree to disagree on that because I saw that as tension between Jikook as I explained in my last post.

Jk walked right past and around Jimin without a word- chileee. JM was 'extroverted' with everyone but Jk- chilee chileee. This is weird as fuck. Lmho.

Prior to this shoot I had my eyes on Tae, RM Jk due to the Twitter war that I felt was going on between them in the days leading up to the concert. If they had anything to do with JK not posting on JM's birthday it was gonna leave trails.

Jk loves everyone but fuck with his relationship with his man and you're- poor Namjoon. Lol.

I refrained from discussing the photoshoot video or conceptualizing a theory around it because for the love of me I couldn't tell who was mad at who in that footage.

They all seemed equally mad to me. Jk had his usual don't fuck with my man mood on with that glare he gave RM causing RM to back away from JM and that attitude he gave Jin right after- which I have already speculated on in my last post.

The stare down contest between him and JM was equally nerve wracking and reminded me of that interview stare down contest between Jikook around Manila.

And I know I mentioned the 'elite' squad backing up Jimin in that moment. Chilee, I was too tired to explain that term because I had been writing for a whole day nonstop but that is the term I give to RM, Hobi, Jin as the hyungs/ elders who enable JM's shenanigans most often in the group.

JK usually pans them down when he and JM are going at it.

I feel Tae, JK, Suga are the ones that stay on JM's neck and calls his bull the most out of all the boys- Y'all don't wanna know what I call them. Lol. Perhaps, I should call them Silver? Chilee, girl don stayed my neck, put the fear of Moses in me! Lol

It felt as if, whatever the problem was, they both had an interest at stake in that moment in my opinion and they were battling it out. Besides, 5 days had gone by and for the love of me I had no idea why that mood was still persisting especially if it had anything to do with Jimin's birthday.

But I understand JM had been away with his family after the concert and had spent his birthday with his family so perhaps they couldn't resolve things within that time period. And JK it seemed had also thrown himself into work from what he said on his YouTube Live, filming and directing and shit- good for him. JM's wedding suit won't buy itself. Lol

So now the Jikook Solo lives.

JIKOOK SOLO LIVES

Now y'all know I was waiting for this one. I told y'all I was waiting to see how BTS interacted with the VApp post Soop. Y'all know my conspiracy theory on this- the whole Jikook were banned from using it, JK was banned after his last VLive in June last year and how JM was banned in March this year after JK intercepted Jin's call and asked him on a date and said the whole I love you kithes thingy- they are trouble.

Then I talked about how JK had been trying to rebel in retaliation, the whole team up with Tae to expose BigHit on Weverse after their live.

I don't think much has changed in that regard. He still didn't do his Live on the VApp and through out his YouTube live he kept hinting at how BigHit had sabotaged his passion- he claimed he had lost his passion for GCF( at least that's how I took it) and that GCF felt more like work than something he did out of passion.

He threw jabs here and there at BigHit complaining about how he didn't even know how to do them Live logs anymore because it had been a while he did them- the lies Jeon Jungkook ne spilling! You was on a live with RM not too long ago what do you mean it's been long! *smirk.

Jimin did the same thing too but in a more subtle way I feel. He kept saying how he didn't know his way around the app, how the staff had set it up for him and JK said the same thing-but more aggressively. Lol.

It seems JK was just going to turn on the Live, keep it business and yeet himself out of there- just like people want him to do(to be professional and not expose his relationship- chileee, JK is that too much to ask? Sigh.

JK is really passive aggressive like the Silver Squad- see what I did there? Lol. Tae and Suga have taught him well. It's that control thingy, I feel. He hates it. He hates when he is controlled by anyone- except Jimin apparently.

He really enjoys and wants the freedom to do what he wants- rather dead than cool. Chilee! It's how he was raised I believe. He is a very independent free spirited individual, I keep saying.

All that, "it's awkward' 'it's been awhile I did this' yea he ain't slick. *smirk.

Another interesting thing I noticed is how both him and JM tried to keep the other's name out of their mouths- well Jimin tried. Dude couldn't help himself bless him.

I just think they have been cautioned to keep a really low profile on the app especially in regards to how they use the app, what they share on the app- no eye fucking, no weird tensions staring into eachother's souls, no I love you's in the background and certainly NO BONERS!

All in all, my impression of those two Lives was that- Jimin had baited BigHit when he posted that 'see you soon on VApp.' In my opinion.

I think he did that to force BigHit's hands. Jk did the same with his 'I can't do live logs on my own now' statement.

Jimin had put BigHit in a tight corner when he read that 'I miss Jungkook' comment. And the way he kept it pushing afterwards- the next day BigHit was like, y'all this is Simba. Hair slicked back and all. Take him. Lol.

I keep saying the one thing BigHit is scared of is a scandal. They really don't want people asking certain questions that's going to make them look bad especially towards their artists- in my opinion. BigHit please it's my opinion. Let the records show. Lol.

And as I keep saying, BTS and even Jikook have a way of weaponizing their social media Influence against BigHit- that nearly 9 million viewers Jimin read out on his VLive certainly gave BigHit a push to call out JK. Lol.

Personally, I was curious as I said earlier as to how that VLive was going to be live. Whether it was going to be monitored heavily like their lives were after the March 30th incident.

I was curious to see if he would appear on YouTube or VApp. As it stands, it seems whatever ban was placed on JM from having Solo Lives on the App has been lifted

And it seems he was fighting for his man too in the most kumbaya way possible- Jimin! Lolololol. He is hilarious. Bless him

I just hope JK doesn't call in on JM's future VLives again to ask him on a date- again cos damn that would chaotic. Lol.

It's crazy to me how people still look at JK and ask if he loves JM at all- damn if he isn't carrying their relationship on his back!

It seems for now he still isn't allowed a solo VLive on the App and from the Way he kept saying he couldn't do a log alone it seems he is pushing to have that freedom to have a VLive with JM again- I don't know. I might be delulu. Lol

As to whether JK was the wrong party for not posting on JM's birthday I still don't know. Would have to observe their interactions a bit more.

So far from their lives the only one who was making efforts to feed us was Jimin with the whole 10/13 Mickey Mouse thingy which we all know is reference to Jikook.

If my hypothesis is right, JM would be coming out here with heart eyes, clinging to JK, making all the efforts while JK has the mood he had during the On era again- acting like he not whipped but he whipped- bless him.

Sigh.

All that being said, this is just my opinion. I'm just sharing my thoughts and observations. I am not calling anyone to action. I am not instructing anyone on what to do with my opinion, to hate on BigHit, or any of the members mentioned in here.

If you are not an adult, and can't reason like an adult do not sit at the adult table. Immaturity is not a bar to freedom of expression.

CONCLUSION

When it comes to Jikook, I always feel JK has put in so much effort into his relationship with Jimin to squander all that effort over something as silly as a birthday post.

Jikook have both worked through a lot, come a long way in their love journey to let petty issues undo all the efforts they've both put into eachother.

If JM's birthday is an issue for JM, JK would have made it right by now. All it takes it one simple post to fix it. And he has taken much bolder steps in the past to chicken out now.

And if Jimin is the one holding JK then- dude better prepare another Paris trip to placate his man because JK about to pout him to death. Lol.

As I said I have a feeling things are good between them now. I just want to see more of their interactions.

Keep supporting Jikook.

Signed,

GOLDY

#jikook #jikook analysis #kookmin analysis #jikooktheories #kookmintheories #kookmin #jikook scenarios #jikook is real #goldy blogs #goldy theories #goldy analysis #nightswithkookmin #support Jikook #goldy #bts Jimin #bts Jungkook #bts ships

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thatfilthyanimal · 3 years

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Maybe you can help me a bit. I have a hard time placing parts of the timeline of the movie. I know there is a calendar that says June for the Tighten battle, and when Megamind becomes Defender there is a newspaper that says something about a winter storm. But do you have any idea when Metroman Day is supposed to be, when Hal gets powers or when Minion finds Bernard? (1/2)

“ The part for the powers is maybe around Christmas, because Hal makes a commend about it, but that could also be him just talking nonsense. But Christmas is also Metroman’s birth/adoption day, so maybe Roxanne’s focus on him for that report wasn’t just random. I have no real idea for the other two parts of the movie. I just don’t believe that Bernard was dehydrated for months. Minion should wash Megamind’s clothes more than once every few months. (At least I hope so.) (2/2) “

Well, this made me look back at the Prequel comic to double-check, and sadly no, there’s no indication of when Metro Man Day is, but I doubt it’s in winter anywhere near Christmas, given then the citizens of Metro City aren’t wearing winter clothes. Michigan in late December would be way too chilly for warmer clothing, and there’s no way a city like that wouldn’t be decked out in garland and lights for the holidays. At best, it’s in Spring or early Summer? I assume Metro Man day was created more in response to whenever his first “big win” would have been with Megamind, but that’s speculation. While he’s likely older than Megamind (given how he looks as a baby) I doubt he’s months older or anything-- Metro Man seems to visibly age much faster. (On this note, Minion is potentially also older than Megamind, but who knows by how much, again. Megamind’s birthday would be Dec. 17th or earlier, depending on how long the space travel takes them. Roxanne is likely close to Megamind’s age.)

Given the available info of the dates we see Megamind and Roxanne having, the timespan here could be only a few weeks, or could be a couple months. It doesn’t seem like a horribly long amount of time. Megamind quickly gets bored of messing around in the city before depression and regret sets in, and his known casual dates with Roxanne are few, but enough for them to be close enough for Megamind to open up, and for Roxanne to be trusting enough to kiss him. Everyone seems to vary on how much time they feel has passed here, but I’d guess maybe a month and a half since Metro Man was defeated to the point Megamind fights Tighten in June. Meaning Bernard would miss about a month and a half of time, minimum.

Between the Tighten battle in June and the paper at the end of the movie, it can’t be much later than Oct or Nov. Any later than that, and Metro City would be too cold for people to dress that warm, again. That said, winter storms don’t tend to hit until later, like late November or December? I think? (I speak as a Floridian who’s lived in the midwest for a few years, now, so maybe not?) So a winter storm would have to be pretty large to be predictable so early. Or some kind of freak weather event.

A couple of other timeline notes:

Button of Doom seems to happen somewhere between where Tighten is defeated and the movie’s end, as Metro Tower is still not fixed, but Metro Tower isn’t even fixed by the movie’s end sooo We don’t know when Bernard gets rehydrated in this. For my fic I put it literally the day after Tighten is defeated (because the whole thing annoys me omg) but it again, could be wherever you feel comfortable putting it. Who knows where Megamind was keeping the cube before it ended up in the wash :x

In the prequel comic, Megamind mentions being aware that Roxanne has used the same perfume since high school (implying he’s known her at least that long). I don’t really count the other comics as canon beyond that one so if he’s known her longer in those (I deadass don’t remember) you could count that. But I really don’t want to suffer through those again to check right now lol. I’m sorry :x

The prequel comic also shows one of Megamind’s past evil plans being plan 654. If we assume, as a random nonspecific example, that Megamind is maybe 35, and has been at these battles since possibly his teens (lets say 15) that means he’s been having these battles for 20 years (maybe) and that that would mean he averages at least 32 evil plans a year. Meaning 2 or 3 evil plans a month. At minimum.

Okay that last one is me reaching but I just really love this movie okay

#Megamind #Dreamworks #Dreamworks Animation #timeline #listen idk it's all guessing here #unless I'm missing something #DWA doesn't love us so who actually knows

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futurewriter2000 · 3 years

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Please, take care of yourself

I don’t know how to begin with but please, take care of yourself. Take care of your body and your mental health. Stop with the all-nighters and galleons of coffee, just to take a test the next day. It’s not worth it. That exam is not worth your health because health is the biggest luxury you can afford in life.

I know you’re probably saying; “I can’t fail this test.” or “I wish I would if I could.” or “I have to. I have no other choice.” but man... today I woke up at 3.30am with a vertigo and a headache that made me want to kill myself on this bed I’m currently sitting. It’s not pretty. You see it as words but to me that pain was excruciating. Usually, when I get these, I let them pass because I diagnose them as panic attacks (the doctor diagnosed it before) so I work on my breathing until I calm down. This time the breathing didn’t help because it wasn’t a panic attack- it was deadass a hurricane in my head that I could not stop. I laid in the same position for 2 hours, working on my breathing until I felt sick to my stomach and I started to cry uncontrollably. I kept telling myself that the room is not spinning and that this isn’t real but it didn’t help. I tried to calm myself down, it didn’t work. Nothing that worked before, didn’t work anymore.

I called my sister. She didn’t know what to do. We thought it was a blood pressure, we tried treating it as such. It didn’t work. I tried sitting up, I couldn’t. I tried to sleep. I couldn’t. I was so tired. I worked morning shifts all week, getting up at 4am and getting 5 hours asleep every night. I worked with a headache and sickness for the last two days, thinking, yes, now I can finally rest normally and the next day I get this.

It’s not pretty. The room is spinning, your head is about to explode, you feel like you want to puke but you can’t. You want to move, you can’t without the spinning. You sit down, you feel your head heavy like a fucking boulder and it hurts so much. You look at the ground as it stops spinning for a moment and you see the floor mush around like a fucking illusion.

I was awake from 3.30am to 8am. I started to lose my mind because it didn’t work. Nothing worked. I was crying my eyeballs out from the pain. My head was pulsing constantly. I couldn’t move and breathe anymore. I was literally on the verge of wanting to die. And you may say I’m overdramatic but that’s how much pain can do if you don’t take care of yourself.

Because lately I really didn’t take care of myself. I didn’t eat as healthy as I used to, I didn’t work out, I didn’t make time for myself, I didn’t go to sleep early as I usually would,... I tried to be tough. I tried to “push through”. For what? For me to just end up laying in my bed for 5 hours in pain, going to the clinic for them to fill me up with drugs and still not get the whole pain away. I’ve been at home all day and my head still hurts- just much less. I can’t look at my computer for too long without taking a rest in the dark. I can’t be on my phone without feeling my head pulse with pain. I can’t do what I planned to do today. I worry my family and myself because since the first week of January, I haven’t been taking care of myself like I had before.

Because I’m tough.

Because it’s just work.

Because 3 years ago, I decided to drink a galleon of coffee and study all day and all night for a stupid biology exam.

Because 3 years ago I had an anxiety attack for a stupid geography presentation.

Because 2 years ago I had a migrane so strong from school and this play I had to organise in teater, then study after it for my math exam. That was the first time I had to go to the hospital because of a migrane.

Because 2 years ago in November I had not one but two panic attacks a week apart. Then another one in December because I had so many exams that month. I had to be admitted to the hospital again for the first one but the other two I suffered alone.

Because 1 year ago in January, I got another panic attack, which I suffered alone as well.

And now they are coming more often the moment I become over-stressed or exhausted. My body, my head, it can’t take as much stress as it used to. Because that stupid exam or work won’t help you when you’re sick. That’s why it’s not worth it.

So, when you’re tired, rest.

When you’re hungry, eat.

When you’re sleepy, sleep.

When you’re thirsty, drink.

When you get a headache, take a pill and go rest.

Go for a walk.

Do your hobby.

Stretch.

Eat properly.

Work on yourself.

Take care of yourself.

Don’t go over your limits.

When your body says stop, you stop. Don’t try to prove anything to anybody.

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mythiccheroacademia · 3 years

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So last Saturday I sent an email to my job because one of my coworkers got bored around thanksgiving and decided to choose violence against the staff namely me and two other people. Prior to this there was a “misunderstanding” where he said something homophobic and I removed myself from the gc and he got pissy. There was really no resolution but things have calmed down until thanksgiving when he decided to tell our manager (a mutual friend) that he made (also changing names just in case) Alex uncomfortable, so our manger messages Taylor and myself asking if he makes us uncomfortable and if we hate him and we are confused and he explains why so we add Alex to the newly made gc and start playing Nancy drew. We come to these conclusions

He’s (bitch boy who chose violence) pissed over the fact Alex and him broke up

He wants them back but they don’t want him back

Instead of letting it go he needs to someone to blame for their relationship not working out

Enter Me and the Manager (Matt)

So before bitch boy starts blaming me he sends me this paragraph trying to explain his side to which I respond “this isn’t my business I don’t feel comfortable being in the middle of this take it up with the two people” that sets him off and now he sends a non apology which I call him out for and he didn’t like that so he blocked me. We haven’t spoke since thanksgiving. Our job closed for three weeks in December we open back up after New Years and things are fine and dandy he’s only had one shift since this went down bc dude you dragged everyone into this who would want to work with you?

Well no need to worry February starts off and this bitch owes me reparations because he started stalking the schedule and showing up on Alex’s shift. Alex sends an email the head manager talks to bitch boy about stepping back, a week later he’s only been showing up on my shifts. I have sent an email requesting for time off or I’m quitting if y’all don’t talk to this man. February 13th. He sends Taylor this message about how Matt, Alex, and I wished Covid on him and how we told him to go Kermit slewer and keep in mind he blocked all of us we have no way of contact and I recently sent in another email stating how I’m starting to get anxiety and panic attacks before work because he’s stalking my schedule because allegedly I told Alex to break up with him despite me not knowing they even dated until after the breakup. And I called off today because of car issues and guess who shows up today? Bitch boy with his new gf to flex on us.

And here’s the real kicker, we work at a movie theater like all of this drama at a job and where all we do is serve popcorn and clean it up -🎂

yoooo wtf people are crazyyyy 😐that’s so awful i’m sorry you’re going through this when this has nothing to do w you. i swear people are so out of touch. why do ppl insist on creating drama at work? just get your bag and go?? your manager needs to fire that lil boy bc that’s deadass harassment

#🎂 anon #mythicchero responds

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disasterdeacy · 5 years

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skullsnsunbeams · 6 years

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It Could Be Weird (But I Think I’m Into It) - Kevin Hayes/Colton Parayko/Reader oneshot

(A/N y’all can definitely blame Daisy for this. Title from Dodie’s song In The Middle)

"Okay, so, lemme get this straight: you wanna try and date Colton?"

"Yup."

"You and me and him?"

"Uh huh."

"At the same time?"

"Mmmhmm."

"Like, us three, together?"

"That's exactly what I mean, Y/N."

You blinked up at your boyfriend, Kevin, in surprise. Sure, you guys'd joked about which players you both found hot -- you were comfortable in your relationship and where you stood with one another. It wasn't often you both thought the same dudes attractive; you went for them big bois (obviously), and he tended to go for more of the twinky, authoritative type (Brady Skjei & Tyler Seguin were two you both definitely agreed upon).

So yeah, threesomes weren't out of the question. But bringing in a third? Especially a dude from another team? It seemed like it could go wrong in so many ways. But you trusted Colton, had known him since your Washington U days, when you'd met him through your roommate's boyfriend. Frat parties didn't seem like his scene, especially since he was 25 and a NHL star. But he was extremely fun, and also very much a gentleman when you first met him. You both became very good and fast friends as time went on.

But then you went to NYU for grad school, and there you met Kevin at a bar after an extremely well-played game. You hadn't been able to catch it because of work, but you got constant updates on your phone and were happy with the results. 7-3 against Shittsburgh, aka sweet victory. After you got out, you and a few friends decided to head to a pretty popular bar on downtown Manhattan. It was a Saturday, which meant everything was crazy in the best way. As soon as your party got into the bar, you heard the rowdy group of Rangers celebrating their beautiful win. Not being one to care too much about "celebrities," seeing as you lived in New York, you simply sat at a table and ordered drinks, enjoying your own night.

You and your friends were also pretty loud, as was the entire bar; you laughed about one of the girl's failed tinder date with a dude who didn't know the difference between a vagina and a urethra. As you all cringed at her story, your waiter approached, baring a tray filled with jello shots. When asked who ordered them, the man simply nodded towards the roped-off area where the hockey players sat. Turning to look in that direction, you made direct eye contact with the man who would eventually become yours. He smiled shyly at you, and the rest is history.

Two years later, you were going strong. You weren't the type of couple that others thought were gross or annoying. You chirped eachother with vigor, you slapped his ass in public in front of the guys, had no problem with farting in front of each other since you first started dating. The butterflies never went away, and the sex was never boring. You both trusted one another when he was gone on roadies. Your families loved the other. Kevin was your best friend, your person.

So it was pretty shocking when he'd suggested you both date Colton fucking Parayko. He knew how close you two were, still keeping in contact over the years. Every time the Blues were in town to play the Rangers or the Islanders, you two went out and it was like no time at all had passed. Despite being on opposing teams, Kevin and Colton got along extremely well. They exchanged embarrassing stories about you; Colton teling Kevin all about you in undergrad, and Kevin telling Colton about the shenanigans you got into with the other guys. Neither of them felt threatened by the other, as they both cared deeply for you.

It may also have been obvious from how they had made out with each other one night during the summer, when Colton came to New York for a little while to spend time with you both. You had gotten a bit drunk, enjoying the cool evening air after a sweltering day. The three of you sat around the fire pit in yours and Kevin's backyard, drinking wine coolers. Somehow, you'd started talking about past hookups, and Colton let it slip that he'd gotten pretty aquainted with some frat bros from Washington U.

You weren't shocked, as you knew he was bi. But Kevin had looked intrigued, the look in his eyes one you were familiar with. But instead of being bothered, you found it hot. "Kevin's mentioned he's only been with one guy before." You said nonchalantly, taking a swig from your drink. Colton had quirked an eyebrow, knowing what you were insinuating. Kevin was blushing, but his eyes merely looked to you for confirmation. You nodded, biting your lip. Then Colton stood up, made his way over to Kevin, and laid one on him. The night continued with the three of you sharing a bed, which then continued for the rest of Colton's stay.

That was in July, and though the three of you hadn't let it change your relationship with one another, you could tell something had shifted as the new season came around. You should have seen it coming, but you didn't expect Kevin to want to be in a serious relationship with the other dude. Yet there you were, sitting at your kitchen island discussing this. When would you guys bring it up to him? How would you do it? What if he said no? How would it work? What would you tell your families?

The Rangers and the Blues wouldn't play each other until December, but there were still chances for the two of you to get out to Missouri. You both wanted to be there when asking Colton, discussing with him everything you both had come to realize; your feelings for and attraction towards him, and all the details. You were definitely not opposed to the idea, despite you knowing it would be difficult as hell. But fuck if you weren't willing to try.

December came around; the past three or so months had been filled with hockey for Kevin, dissertations and theses for you, and talking to Colton as much as humanly possible for the both of you. The other man didn't seem to mind it, honestly, despite his joking about the team chirping him for the amount of times they caught him smiling down at his phone when he was texting one of you, or when he called after morning skate. He seemed happy though, and you and Kev often wondered if it could work out.

The time came the weekend before the boys played against each other; Colton had decided to fly in before the rest of the Blues, leading him to be obnoxiously chirped. Still, he didn't care. He came to your house after his short flight, hugging the two of you tightly. He wasn't tired, as the time difference was only an hour. This made it easier for you and Kev to ask Colton to talk after he got settled. He didn't seem worried on the outside, but when your boyfriend blatantly asked him if he was interested in dating the two of you (always subtle that boy), Colton started to look panicked.

"Is this a joke?"

"No, Colts, I'm deadass. We both really like you and wanna see if it could work. That is, if you do, too?" Kevin bit his lip, not hiding his nerves. Colton blinked up at him from his seat on the couch. Then, he looked to you where you sat next to him, trying to look neutral so as not to make him feel pressured. But you didn't need to worry, because he quickly leaned in and kisses you, his hands coming to cup your face.

"I never thought I'd get to have this." His whole face was lit up with a smile, and he let out a loud laugh as Kevin jumps on the two of you, kissing anywhere he could reach.

"THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKIN AWESOME!"

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