Do you ship kolbison? (Kolbie x Mr garrison)
It's like, the best ship
Idk, maybe some fanart can make me feel for the ship
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if anyone's wondering when me and Mr garrisons anniversary is, its July 19th 2023 at 4:29 PM
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Garrison loves board games; I think Mr. Hat cheats. He's gotten tired of shaking Monopoly money or bonus cards out of Mr. Hat midgame.
He watches game shows like Jeopardy. Never gets any of the questions right, and tends to end up switching to another older sitcom like Cheers.
He has detention duty once every so often (the teachers rotate) and tends to be a little easier on students like Cartman those days because he doesn't want to put up with him fussing. He's also seen multiple students just cry on the spot and is used to it.
I had this one teacher in elementary school, and vividly remember a time where a student (very seldom got in trouble, popular, kind of a more insufferable version of Wendy) forgot her homework and let us choose whether to give her a strike (essentially a demerit/detention) or a pass. The way we chose to determine this was, ah, rally style. I was one of the kids chanting "Give! Her! A! Strike! Give! Her! A! Strike!" (in opposition to the others going "Give her a pass!"). (I was one of the other gifted students, but not nearly so righteous as this kid. I didn't like her) I feel like Garrison would also periodically put things on the class court.
I also think he tries to vote himself for teacher of the year, every year.
YEYSYYEYSYEYSYUYEUYSYYEYSYZSYYEYSYEYS *eats the headcanons*
HE DEF LOVES BOARD GAMESSSS i feel like he would get the students to play boardgames with him during class
YESS he watches jeopardy and cheers. he watches them with rick,,, <3
GFGSDGFJDSB I ALSO THINK MR GARRISON iS A little eaSier on the students thyen the other teachers.. i know this isnt.. canon rlly.. at all/.. but i like to belive hes the main 5s fav teacher
yeysyeysuy he would toally furickkinnn do that class court type of thin, i feel like he does really like his job and he likes to have fun witth the kids..
ALSO YES.
sorry if the spelling is bad im shaking so much because any time i hear about mr garrison i go hyper and stim like crazy
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Meet the artist :3
I DRAW SOUTH PARK MOSTLY STYLE
I Have a mr garrison shrine <3
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art tag Incase u just wanna see that and not my reblogs: #kolbies art 馃槑馃槑
Headcanon tag cuz I reblog sm ya: #鈥硷笍hcs
Me talking to myself: #kolbies random thoughts
My reblogs: #kolbie reblogs things
Fav colourz: Green and Pink
My bday is October 27th ( the day the FNAF movie came out 馃挭馃樇)
I have autism (diagnosed) and anxiety (diagnosed, taking pills for)
Special interests: South park /Stan x Kyle/ MR GARRISON/ WHALE SHARKS
Favourite songs: Faster n harder, Girlfriend, CUSTER馃敍馃敐!!!!!!!!!!
OTPS: Style, Garrick, Me x mr garrison <333 (KOLISON)
Satanist!
Fav headcanons: Chubby kyle, short kyle, Autistic Mr garrison
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