#kollok radar

[aceofspaces16]

a stranger on a couch - a kollok fanfic

chapter 1 - "a strange man"

summery - when a strange man suddenly appers on mallory's couch, the kollok radar doesn't know what to do about him or someone kicked the driver out of the driver seat and now he is apart of the story he was telling

word count: 1144

This isn’t supposed to be happening 

Something is wrong 

The story is wrong 

What happened 

“Hey you awake yet '' Billy said looking down at the strange man lying down on the couch. He had tried snapping his fingers in front of the man but he was still asleep. He walked around the living room frantically wondering what he was supposed to do. 

“So none of you guys know who he is, isn’t he what, special like you guys” malloys voice can be heard from the far end of the room, scared at the strange man who just appeared on his couch. 

“No he’s not … not every random person has powers like us” mickey said sitting down opposite to the man, she had to go home soon her dad might be worried. 

Billy once again snapped his fingers rapidly in front of the man hoping for some kind of response but nothing came. 

The man had short blond hair that was brushed to the side and a trimmed beard, he wore a simple black suit with a white shirt and a black tie, his facial features were scarcely similar to Billy's, a bystander would think they were related. He looked to be around his late 20s to early 30s. He was barely alive, but his breathing was irregular. 

“What am I supposed to do? I don't have room for one more person” Malloy said, his voice getting shaker with every word said. 

“We’ll figure it out” Mickey said, attempting to comfort Malloy, he’s the one that's going to have to deal with it. 

“I’m gonna start shaking him!” Billy said walking back towards the man and his hands moving towards his shoulders, micky without missing a second ran up to Billy to hold him back. “Please, how else is he going to wake up” 

“I don’t think shaking him would work” “No, I agree with Billy, we need answers and he will probably give it to us,” Malloy added, wanting to see some results. 

Micey, fighting a losing battle, calmly let go of Billy as he rushed towards the man, lifting him up and rapidly shaking him. As Billy kept shaking him, the man's eyes slowly opened up until Billy was satisfied and dropped the man back onto the couch. The man is now fully awake. 

“See, I knew it would work,” Billy said, turning towards Mickey with pride in his voice. 

The man slowly sat up looking around him, rubbing the back of his head. He glanced at everyone present in the room until his focus was on Billy baker. 

“What did you do?” he said, his voice shaking, almost scared towards Billy.  

“Hey I didn’t do anything, your the one who just appeared on Malloys couch” billy said defensively 

“Roll- '' the man's mouth moved to reply but he stopped himself from saying anything. He moved into a more comfortable position as he wrapped his arms around his body while looking down at the floor as his mouth curled in on itself. 

“So um hey, I’m Malloy Jenkins you might have heard of my dad, you seemed to have appeared on my couch” Malloy moved slowly closer towards the man hiding his fear within his voice. 

The man kept looking at the floor and back to the people in the room and back at the floor, making no attempts to continue the conversation. He kept trying to move his body back, trying to hide from the curious eyes of the group. 

“So … um what's your name?” Malloy continued talking. 

Hearing the direct question, the man quickly looked at Malloy, looking surprised at the question. His mouth slowly opened but closed as quickly as it opened. 

“I- don’t know” was all the words the man could muster. 

“Do you know who you are?” Billy asked, wanting to contribute 

“I do but…” the man stopped himself from saying more. 

“Man this is too weird, I mean a guy just appeared in my living room” Malloy walked backwards visibly showing how scared he was of the man. 

“I got it, what if we give you a name” Billy interjected, killing the silence. This idea had gotten the man’s attention as he looked surprised at Billy's comment. 

“I do not need another name billy baker” the last part slipped out of his mouth, as now Malloy’s full attention was back at the man and Billy took a few steps away from the man. 

“How do you know my name?” realising his mistake, he looked back down onto the floor struggling to speak.

“It's hard to explain, but I know more then you would think” 

“How!?” 

“I can’t explain it” 

“Don’t worry i’ll believe you” the man's eyebrow raised at Billy's response, curious about Billy's reaction. 

Billy has seen a lot of stuff. If anyone was going to believe this strange man it would be Billy or anyone apart of the kollok radar, there was stuff he had never considered to exist until the radar was formed.  

“I know what you have been through, all of you, Malloy, MickEy, Embeth, Laura, I am not someone you should be afraid of, I know your story Billy Baker” his words came out like fiction, the group didn’t know what to think, if he was even telling the truth or not. They weren't expecting the man to know their names, Billy took a few steps back and Mickey moved to be next to Billy hovering over him.  

“And why should we believe you?” Mickey chimed in, confronting the man in a defensive state, she moved closer to the man almost towering over him, as if Billy and Malloy left the room.  

“I understand how you wouldn’t believe me, but please, something is wrong and I need your help” the man begged, he begged to the group. The previous fear from the group changed to confusion, as micky gave the man some room to breath   

“Well you came to the right place sir, the Kollok radar is the best help you can get” Malloy said with pride, not understanding how serious this situation is. 

“Guys we shouldn’t trust him, not yet” Mickey said, turning towards Malloy, slightly forgetting the man was still in the room.   

“I understand how you wouldn’t trust me but please I need help. I don't know who else to go to” the man said with a hint of disgust like the sentence itself was unknown to him, he looked back down at the ground feeling his mouth with his hand. 

At this moment Malloy moved towards the man and Mickey took a few steps back, they were speechless. They gave each other a look as micky mumbled something under her breath and pointed to the hallway. 

“Excuse us for a moment” Mickey said, the man didn’t have time to respond as they all ran down the hallway.

A.N i had this fanfic in my docs for a while and now that i see that people are actually interested in kollok stuff, why not post it, its not beta read cause we die like men in this house, anyways so the chapter list might be all over the place so please don't mind that i have no idea what i am doing, anyways i will try my best to keep this upload regural but i will try

[x-ascended]

Bored as hell so tell me your kollok headcanons

I’ll go first: Nonbinary Asexual Mickey Jones

[isabelopaque]

i need to redraw my old kollok art. does anyone else miss the radar. tje answer is no im the only fan on earth but still

[theinferno26]

The Kollok Radar - Season 1

[jackaycola]

Two "what if" KOllOK scenarios I am currently working out.

One: What if Rachel managed to pay off her debt in time?

And two: What if Mickey was with the rest of the radar in the end?

Both of these have some ideas and more things attached but think about it.

[trash-bin-ary]

O(-( I miss kollok, the joy pill things are making me think of crocodile tears even though they are really not the same I just miss the radar ;-;

[b0ggoblin]

I posted 2,183 times in 2022

That's 2,176 more posts than 2021!

15 posts created (1%)

2,168 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@ funnytwittertweets

@goblinqat

@ gorgugplushie

@ littlemortalme

@ sleevesareforlosers

I tagged 93 of my posts in 2022

#kollok - 10 posts

#kollok 1991 - 4 posts

#lucas eubank - 4 posts

#art - 3 posts

#critical role - 3 posts

#critical role spoilers - 2 posts

#queueueueueueueueueueueueueue - 2 posts

#bro - 2 posts

#ttrpg - 2 posts

#fanart - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 131 characters

#‘hey i know your really like that game that you just bought and paying for it supports the devs but can you please spend your money

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Google how to decide between hoping Barry or wwdits wins the hcas

2 notes - Posted July 14, 2022

#4

Why did they verify him

3 notes - Posted November 11, 2022

#3

basically the origin of cheese

5 notes - Posted April 16, 2022

#2

Guys kollok but the trauma stopped an hour ago and now they’re all happy

Can the radar have a reunion and ro can see the man who saved her and cdubbs and Laura can talk and mutually hate narcus and then Tibby can finally have the opportunity to heal and Billy and Mallory can finally have someone to bounce their bullshit jokes off of

Laura doesn’t have to be a tomb, to be hell, clarity doesn’t need to be dissipated, they don’t have to loose everything

SOBBING GUYS PLS

9 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Tumblr what the fuck this is the opposite of what I want

168 notes - Posted June 17, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[femmefaggot]

having a completely normal and well adjusted time w kollok

[knightingale99]

Bizzarro Billy yelling at Mallory

[synchroneity]

[imtiredimtiredimtiredimtiredimti]

Happy New Years and Birthday to the OG Kollok Radar, Micky Jones, Skye Hawkins, Marcus Bennett and Billy Baker..

(Really don't know if any of them could make it to their 40's but let's pretend)

[aceofspaces16]

I made a simple Kollok edit with a sound from tiktok and I hope there are still people who can appreciate this so here you go

If this gets noticed I’ll post more Kollok edits that I have made

[x-ascended]

Touch-Tone Telephone is a Radar song.

That’s it that’s the post.

[seven-homosexual-dinosaurs]

The great thing about the Kollok Radar is that unlike most friend groups, there IS no responsible friend. Marcus tried to sedate a bulletproof man via needle. Billy learned that he can warp people’s perceptions of reality and chose to make himself cool. Mickey encourages Billy’s caffeine addiction. And don’t even get me started on Skye. There is no mom friend and 3/4 of the radar have at least one parent that fucked them over somehow or is just a bad parent, none of them know how to function as basic human beings. Of course Bucket had to step in, only a goddamn FBI agent would be able to come even close to keeping the Radar in check. Bucket is a tired dad who just worked a ten hour shift at his office and the Radar are his leash kids.

[theinferno26]

The Kollok Radar - Season 2

[channelrat]

Kollok 1991 + Text Posts

The Kollok Radar