Update on my Life
What happened so far ... a long time ago ...
I was so tired of all the talking and arguing and bickering and judging. And I thought: It's time to move on! I need some Good Omens in my life.
And lo! So much has happened lately:
I have found a new family and new friends
photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust
I have found a new congregation (not a church!)
I became a disciple of Bildaddy the Shuite (and also a bit of a friend)
I got a job as 666th scrivener at the @shutanictemple
photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust
I have been promoted to 666th Senior Administrator of the Shutanic Temple
We have started an orphanage for kids (human) for a whole bunch of kids --> @shutanic-temple-orphanage
I am truly blessed with choices
This is me with Crowley. I met her on a the rather dreary occasion of a mass crucifixion. We were both there to mourn a friend.
I feel so seen
I am assistant wedding planer at the wedding of @mrazfellco and @bil-daddy
I have become a muse to artists
Artworks by @lacking-hydration and by @lafakiwi-draws-archive
@shutanic-temple-orphanage is now all set up with a petting zoo. Here is a rare glimpse of its outskirts:
me and @bil-daddy on our way to feeding the greedy bunch ...
I have my own music video now:
Loretta - You'll be a woman soon.
On January 18th @bil-daddy and my humble self opened the @shutanic-temple-art-gallery
(Stay tuned for further developments ...)
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The Forbidden Fruit, Choices and Fear
[A GOOD OMENS META ANALYSIS OF AZIRAPHALE POST S2]
I know everyone is still upset about that gut punch of an ending to GO S2.. and many are also extra upset at Aziraphale..
I'm in so much pain over it too but.. I have to rationalize that damned "I forgive you" line that broke all our hearts to comfort me until we get S3..
I basically overanalyze our favorite cocoa loving Angel to explain his reaction to the kiss and why we all need to be a lil kinder to him.
2500 BC in the Land of Uz.. Aziraphale, the Angel of the Eastern Gate, had the fear of God put into him.
And this affected the rest of his immortal life up until that kiss.
Angels, after the Fall and the great war between Heaven and Hell, had the fear of the Almighty's wrath put into them. They all fell in line and stayed in line. Or else they'd end up like their fallen brethren.. or worse.
But there was one lil Angel that had since toed that line..
"Didn't you have a flaming sword? Yeah, it was flaming like anything."
"…Gaveitaway.."
"You what?"
"I gave it away!"
As far as we've seen, this is the first time Aziraphale did something "bad".
And he's already feeling the pressure. The guilt. The fear.
He didn't follow the rules. He didn't do exactly as he was told. And suddenly, here's a Demon slithering up next to him and making him doubt his choice even more.
The same Demon that snuck past the guardians of Eden and tempted the first human's into eating the apple, breaking the rules and getting them kicked out of paradise on Earth.
"Bit of an over reaction if you ask me. First offence and everything. I can't see what's so bad about knowing the difference between good and evil anyway.
"Well, it must be bad.. [..] Otherwise.. you wouldn't have tempted them into it."
"Not very subtle of the Almighty, though. Fruit tree in the middle of a garden with a 'Don't Touch' sign. Makes you wonder what God's really planning."
"Best not to speculate. It's all part of the Great Plan. It's not for us to understand. It's ineffable. It is beyond understand and incapable of being put into words."
Already the seeds of doubt are tinkering in his mind. Stay in line. No more questioning the Almighty's plans. That's what got all the bad Angels thrown out of Heaven and then Adam and Eve exiled too.
"I do hope I didn't do the wrong thing."
"Oh, you're an angel. I don't think you can do the wrong thing."
"Oh, thank you. It's been bothering me."
"I've been worrying, too. What if I did the right thing with the whole 'eat the apple' business? A demon can get into a lot of trouble for doing the right thing.
It'd be funny if we both got it wrong, eh? If I did the good thing and you did the bad one."
*chuckles* "..No. It wouldn't be funny at all!"
And then we get to season two's opening reveal.
Crowley and Aziraphale had actually met before the wall of Eden.
"But that's idiocy!"
{…}
"It's not our job to advise the Almighty on the details of creation."
"Well, then whose job is it?"
{…}
"Well, if I was the one running it all, I'd like it if someone asked questions. Fresh point of view."
And thanks to Aziraphale mentioning the Great Plan to Angel Crowley.. it put seeds of doubt into his mind. Making him question the Almighty's plans.
".. I'd hate to see you getting into any trouble."
"Thanks for your help. And thanks for your advice. I wouldn't worry though. How much trouble can I get into just for asking a few questions?"
And then 10 million Angels fell. Kicked out of Heaven and marked as evil, unforgivable, and without God's love for eternity.
Then we get the flashback to the story of a a prosperous man of outstanding piety named Job and how his life was destroyed because of a bet between God and Satan to test his faith even in adversity.
"What did he [Job] do?
"Job? Nothing. Job's the nicest man in the world. That's why he's so perfect for the bet. You see, God was saying how righteous Job was and how much Job loved God. And Satan pointed out-- that maybe that was just 'cause God's been so nice to him. ..God's letting Satan destroy everything Job has. And then we'll see."
Now remember, the great flood wasn't too long ago. Where the Almighty wiped out nearly all of the human race with a big storm cause they were tetchy aka simply irritable, bad-tempered and annoyed.
So this time, Aziraphale actually questions Heaven about this bet when he finds out that Job's children will be killed.
"Trust in God's plan, Aziraphale. Always."
"Of course. So, once Job's trials are over, everything is restored to him?"
"Even better than that. God will reward him with twice as much as he had before."
{…}
"I think they quite like the old ones [Job's children].. And if.. we kill them-"
"-Aziraphale… we are the good guys. We're not killing anyone. What we are doing is simply not stopping hell. What they do is up to them."
His faith is wavering. He can hardly believe that Heaven would actually destroy a good man's family without truly understanding the fragility and consequences of human life/death; all to test him on a bet.
"Are we sure that Sitis wants to give birth four more times?"
Furthermore, they would be forcing Job's wife to give birth 7 more times despite Aziraphale's warning of them loving their original 3 children and that Sitis may not actually want to give birth to more children at her age. Hence taking away her choice.
But thankfully, good ol' Crowley is the worst demon ever and is secretly protecting Job's children and goats.
Something they're keeping between the two of them.
And then during this deception… Crowley tempts Aziraphale with his first bite of food.
"Have an ox rib."
"Are you trying to tempt me?"
"Not at all. Angels can't be tempted, can you?"
"Certainly not."
"Well, there you are then. You're free to try the food."
A temptation he quickly falls into. A choice to eat the food and enjoy it to gluttony. Another sin under his belt.
In the end, Virtuous Job passed his test but had the shit reward in return. Except Crowley and Aziraphale secretly saved the children.. which lead to Aziraphale lying straight to Heaven.. again.
And this is where he finally falls apart.
"I'm ready to go."
"Go where?"
"To Hell."
{….}
"But you have to. I'm like you now.. A demon.."
"You think you're a demon?"
"I'm a fallen angel! I lied.. To thwart the will of God."
"Well yeah, you did, but I'm not gonna tell anybody. ..Are you?"
*shakes head no*
"No. Then nothing has to change, does it?"
"…But what am I?"
"You're just an angel who goes along with Heaven as far as he can."
"That sounds um.."
"Lonely?"
"Yeah. But you said it wasn't."
"I'm a demon. I lied."
As Crowley always tells him- Demons lie.
And Aziraphale lied. Again. And now they're keeping this huge secret between the two of them. To never be spoken of or else possibly face the wrath of God.
THIS scene right in this minisode here is SUCH an important part of Aziraphale's character and his future choices.
And that's what it's all about, isn't it? Choices?
The ability to choose between good and evil.
"Look, I am good. You, I'm afraid, are evil. But people get a choice.
You know, they cannot be truly holy unless they also get the opportunity to be wicked."
"Yeah, that only works if you start everyone off equal. You can't start someone off like that and expect her to do as well as someone born in a castle."
"Ah, but no, no. That's the good bit. The lower you start, the more opportunities you have."
What we learn from this wee Scottish body snatching story is that something can be seen as evil but could actually be a good deed from a different perspective.
And that Aziraphale truly believed that the lower you start, the more opportunities you could have.
But he also believes in divine punishment.
Punishment that can be dealt at any time for any thing. Big or small. From a few questions that make you lose God's love to selling corpses for survival money and accidentally getting your best friend killed or just having too much faith in God could destroy everything in your life for a bet.
All of which he has witnessed with someone good (Crowley, Job, Elspeth, etc) losing everything that's important to them in the most horribly way.
But Aziraphale remembers the hard lessons he learned; of inequality and responsibility of your actions and the choices you make.
Someone born into poverty doesn't get as much out of life as someone born into a rich lifestyle. Or.. a lowly snake and a lowly principality falling in love and being forgiven may not be as easily dismissed as a Duke of Hell and Archangel finding love in one another and simply being allowed to run away to the stars together without any punishment.
It's all of these moments, these lessons that Aziraphale learns throughout the years that change his view on life but he still remembers the wrath of God throughout existence.
Something as little as a question could get you kicked out of Heaven, eating an apple could get you banished from paradise or you could be the most faithful perfect and loved person and still have your entire life destroyed over a bet.
What does he know most about the Almighty?
They're "tetchy" and unpredictable.
"Aziraphale, Angel of the Eastern Gate. Where is the flaming sword I gave you, Aziraphale, to guard the Gate of Eden?"
He then conceals the truth to God themselves of the choice he made to give humanity a fighting chance of survival by giving his holy sword away. And is left alone without another word. Forced to walk on egg shells for the rest of his existence out of fear.
"So, giving the mortals a flaming sword. How did that work out for you?"
"The Almighty has never actually mentioned it again.."
"Probably a good thing."
That fear of the unknown consequences to his past actions.. his lies.. for good or for bad.. he could fall at any moment or lose everything he holds precious (aka his Angel-ness and Crowley).
"I'm not an idiot, Crowley. Do you know what trouble I'd be in if.. if they knew I'd been fraternizing? It's completely out of the question."
"Fraternizing?!"
"Well, whatever you wish to call it. I do not think there is any point in discussing it further."
So what does he always do? Deflects.. to protect himself. To protect Crowley. Not saying the real truth out loud. Keeping the reality of their relationship an unsaid secret like always.
But sometimes, actions speak louder than words.
"Should I say thank you?"
"Better not."
Yet again, he breaks the rules. Doesn't even want to hear a thank you. Again, it must all go unsaid.
"You go too fast for me."
Crowley has always been one step ahead of him. Asking questions, falling, breaking the rules, etc. Aziraphale isn't ready yet. He's not ready to lose everything he holds dear to him by admitting out loud all of his sinful choices or else face the punishment he's been fearing for thousands of years.
"Go off together?"
"How long have we been friends? Six thousand years."
Aziraphale starts panicking here. Crowley is saying too much out loud. Deny deny deny.
"Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon. We have nothing whatsoever in common. I don't even like you."
This bandstand breakup was literally Aziraphale freaking out about doing too many bad things dealing with the whole anti-Christ situation and Crowley getting too close to saying what they truly are to each other. But the fear is too much and he lies again.
But this time to himself.
Aziraphale has only ever wanted to do the good thing. To make the correct choices. To be on the right side.
But he's always faltered.
Made choices that he was sure were the bad ones. Lied on occasion. Kept secrets from Heaven and God. Given into temptations.
And has always had this fear of God's Almighty wrath hanging over his head for millennia. Always waiting for the other shoe to drop. At any moment, everything will be taken away.
But what could be the last straw? The straw that finally breaks the camel's back? To garner God's attention and punishment. It has to be something big. The biggest and most important part of his life. Something that matters to him more than anything in the world.
His relationship with the Demon, Crowley.
But he's learned. If you don't say it out loud.. if you keep it to yourself. Then you won't be punished.
It's worked out for him so far. So why should he think otherwise?
And then in the end of S2E6, Metatron gives him the opportunity to make a change to the Heavenly system. His chance to restore his best friend to his former holy glory. A chance to relieve all the suffering he's seen throughout history. A chance to make a difference.
Despite all his secret sins, he's being given an unbelievable opportunity- one that proves that maybe he isn't as bad as he always thought he was. He's actually seen as worthy.
But then Crowley gets angry about all this. He's against it all. He doesn't want that. He doesn't want to be an Angel again. He doesn't want to return to Heaven.
He just wants to be with Aziraphale.
And he finally says their best kept, unsaid secret out loud.
With a love confession and a passionate kiss.
"You idiot. We could have been… us."
Aziraphale wants this more than anything but every instinct inside of him is screaming to stop it, to not let anyone see, to not let anyone know the truth.
This final temptation. His one and true forbidden fruit that is the Demon Crowley.. and it's the one he knows he must resist at all costs.
The fear is overpowering.
And the only words that come from his lips…
"I forgive you."
I forgive you for letting our unsaid secret out. I forgive you for trying to tempt me. I forgive you for refusing to join me in Heaven as a renewed Angel.
But can he ever truly forgive himself for the choice he just made?
Remember, in the end, Aziraphale is just afraid.
Afraid to lose everything. Afraid to lose Crowley.
Fear of punishment can be traumatizing after all.
And it will all be fixed in S3. ;) HAVE FAITH IN GAIMAN!
..Sorry this was so long and drawn out but… I NEED SEASON 3 ALREADY.. (everyone! keep re-watching GO2 on Prime! and no more threats to the creators plz ^-^)
Honestly, this was very cathartic to write and help me come to terms with the most heart wrenching painful TV kiss of all time D:
But I need to see how their story unfolds. I need to see Aziraphale allow himself to make the choice to be with Crowley without fear of punishment. I NEED MY INEFFIBLE HUSBANDS. TOGETHER. T^T
PS. Literally as I was finishing writing this, I saw Neil Gaiman himself say this on his Tumblr, "But the story of Job is pretty central to the whole Good Omens conversation, including Aziraphale's bit of it."
OMG I KNEW IT lololol
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