#lando your the one

[sv5sam]

Never thought id be THIS HAPPY to hear the British national anthem

( im sorry to my ancestors )

[f1-birb]

THE HUGS

pics by Steven Tee and Sam Bloxham

[valyrfia]

defending max verstappen on the internet is not enough i need a gun

[oscarspubliclibrary]

This is the most insane photo ive ever seen in my life btw. Historians will talk about this for years to come

[scuderiamint]

"he has a 70 points lead in the championship he doesn’t care it doesn’t change anything for him"

“He's got plenty of wins. But a bit desperate to do what he could to not let me pass and I know it's going to be aggressive."

the fact that lando norris expected 3x wdc max verstappen of ALL people to roll over for him there is actually hilarious, its like lando forgot that this is a competition lmao

[lepiastri]

mclaren fans are being so well fed this season

gah DAYUM

[httpiastri]

I'm going crazy thinking about riding Lando in his sim chair

LIKE GURL IT WOULD BE SO FUCKING HOT

👀 helloooooooooo please the thoughts you brought to my mind..... not very holy

(18+ content below, minors pls dni)

lando has been on the call for way too long now.

he promised he’d just go for one more round on the sim with george and alex, but that was almost two hours ago. you are bored, and the shows on the tv in lando’s living room are not doing enough to help you forget about your boyfriend neglecting you.

when you finally get off the couch and go over to his room, lando is in the exact same position as he was when you left him; body relaxed back against the sim chair, legs spread wide, head slump back against the headrest. he's laughing at something george has just said when his eyes fall on you in the doorway.

"oh, my girl is here!" he exclaims, reaching out a hand towards you as you move closer. "the boys say hi."

you intertwine your fingers with his, leaning down to the mic of his headset. "hi, boys!"

he takes a quick moment to mute himself from the call, looking back up at you. "what's up?"

"can i join you?"

his face lights up. "do you want to play?" his expression then changes when he sees you shaking your head.

"i just want to sit."

he can't quite grasp what you're saying. it doesn't click until you step so close that your knees are bumping against his thigh, just before you drape one of your legs over his lap, sitting down on top of him. lando blinks at you and gulps, not able to control the tent already forming in his pants when you shuffle to find a comfortable position. you know he has always had a weakness for you sitting on his lap, so the innocent eyes and the sweet pout you're showing off are nothing but an act. "is something wrong?" you ask, one of your hands coming up to stroke his cheek as he shivers.

"lando? where did you go, mate?"

in a matter of just seconds, he had managed to forget about his friends and the round they were playing. he's forgotten about everything that isn't you and your pretty face.

"sorry, guys," he says once he's gone off mute. his voice breaks when he tries to speak again, so he coughs and tries one more time. "something has come up, i have to go."

lando doesn't even give his friends time to ask why or say goodbye before he's hung up the call, his focus back on you again. his hands move up and down your sides as he shakes his head. "what? why did you hang up?"

"don't play with me right now." he squints at you, a playful grin spreading over his lips.

"it's all your fault anyway," you say, letting your hands reach down to play with the zipper of his jeans. "you ignored me."

he lets out a shaky sigh when you pop the button open, slowly pulling down the zipper. "what do i have to do to get you to forgive me?"

"i think you know."

and god riding him then 😩 in the seat where he does so much of his work, so many hours of the day... he's going to be reminded of you and grow horny every time he goes back there

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

look at my smiley boy 🥹

[racewinnerlandonorris]

ok whore.

[kolbalissh]

and its all too much for little lando norris, he just needs a bit of sleep <3

[maaxverstappen]

max hugging lando and then lando mysteriously ending up with a red bull sticker on his shirt 🧐

[quarter-lif3crisis]

F1 Drivers | You're on your own kid, Taylor Swift

[rosesvioletshardy]

sorry but oscar saying “it hurts” because he got p2 ???? what the actual fuck is wrong with him like you do realize that mclaren obviously favor you and that lando is more of a team player than you

sorry but he has done nothing but constantly piss me off these past few races all while lando is getting constant hate for absolutely nothing and being an actual team player and putting the team first. lando actually thinks about the team while op81 just cares about winning. mclaren are fucking idiots for prioritizing op81 more than lando who has been dealing with a bunch of bullshit that they caused making him doubt himself to the point where you can tell he’s struggling mentally but as soon as he shows any emotion he’s getting hate thrown at him back and forth and mclaren aren’t doing shit about it

[formulahuh]

people saying oscar is emotionless obviously haven’t seen this man giggle like a little schoolgirl

[fairylando]

REYES????? istg you can't make this shit up😭

also sky sport italia always alluding at something with these posts😭😭😭 they're worse than me

[lepiastri]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE JOKING

HE LOOKS SO GOOD???