#lapwarmer

[takeabiteofmyhearttn]

tboy that’s my pet and a puppyboy and my fleshlight and my catboy and my bunnyboy and my lapwarmer and my boyfriend and

[weskie]

domestic? got you.

wesker cockwarming you when he takes a day to read paperwork at home. you're a great lapwarmer, so when you complain that you're thirsty and need to do your own things, he gets his own water bottle while unpointedly ranting about how distracting you are, honestly, takes a large sip, makes you corkscrew in his lap (and grunts a little, hot breath fanning you), forces his face together with yours and gives you the most dominating, spit-bubble-filled kiss.

The front of your shirt gets wet.

you turn back around red as a beet and he has to hold you close against him so that you don't drip water all over his important Umbrella papers.

he privately wonders to himself what the fuck just came over him to do something so messy, but waves it off as silly oxytocin and a helping of serotonin from your too-gracious rocking. he'll have to discipline you better next time.

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also, when you wobble in his lap, he steps on your foot and growls a little to make you stay still.

if he's feeling deeply focused and generous he'll lean forward just enough, grab your jaw with one hand to keep it steady (and because he likes the way you tense and huff), and begin reading off the results of his paper in your ear, so close, deep and breathy that you can feel the hot breath against the shell of it and smell nicotine and mint. he likes when you ask what different things mean and he gets to explain them to you while purring and rolling his hips into you.

but watch out, ask too many dumb questions so you get more rolling and he'll harmlessly degrade you about how stupid you must be. what idiot doesn't know what "n =" means? you must be asking because you want more stimulation, right? that's it, dearheart... tell him what you want... use your words...

...

he just gives a sadistic laugh, lets your jaw go, and goes back to reading like he never asked. but you feel his hips tense.

ok sorry for making it really long i just have Thoughts about this man.

probably pretty OOC. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. <:3c ...

THE WATER THING MADE ME WEAK IN THE KNEES LIKE HELLO???

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

wesker I'm thirsty pspspssps

[devil-in-hiding]

You can sit on my lap, bunny. My strap all buried nice inside you while I play with your clit, reading my book. You wanna be my lapwarmer, bunny?

~🦚

i-

uhhuh yes sure please that sounds nice-

[megistusdiary]

hear a girl out. (actually, don't. arlecchino has rotted my brain and i've already filled your inbox with enough of my borderline excessive amount of thoughts it's crazyyy 😭 ) the things i'd do for this woman though...

her clothes are sullied with the blood of her enemies? i'm scrubbing it clean with my bare hands.

need someone to babysit the younger kids at the house of the hearth? they're in bed by 9 ma'am.

she's cold?? i am now a licensed lapwarmer.

the fatui meeting has been going on for hours? i'm kneeling under the table.

she comes home after work? five-course dinner AND dessert.

she's stressed and frustrated? not for long!

good night, someone needs to cut off my internet xoxo

i am hearing you out because you're so right actually!!!

she says "jump" i say "how high" 😵‍💫

you deserve to keep your internet access just to send me stuff like this bc i eat it up every time 😭😭 reminds me im not alone in my arle tumblr obsession 😁🫶

like thank you all for being crazy with me. love you guys mwah

but let's revisit under the table at her meeting ESPECIALLY if it's with non-harbingers bc lets face it, nobody's saying SHIT to her about it, so...

[alphateampilot]

examine + the boss

It's funny how much the Grim Reaper was mythologized to the level of Herculean with impossible feats. It's a reputation that's hard-earned, a man that found his niche in the field of killing monsters and making the tools to kill monsters.

Still human, and bearing a heavily marred face and body as trophies of hard-earned survival. Hunk insisted the flesh cursive on his mug made him ugly.

Way better than being demonic, was always the retort. Hunk's one of the few he ever confided in about the distorted perceptions.

Hawk's stupidly fond of him, and truthfully had been ever since their mandatory quarantine and short-lived 'vacation', surviving the countless intrigues in Umbrella, and the business that started immediately after.

He's a good lifelong partner.

Right now, he's sitting at the desk, sorting through some kind of paperwork, Brick as an honorary lapwarmer.

"Hey, cangri, don't work too hard!"

[fragileizywriting]

marinette is always walking out with a pan of food during dinner, and at first adrien's like ??? is she throwing it away ??? huh???? and he asks her about it and she says that she's giving some to her neighbor, nbd, but it's like almost every day. at this point, adrien's so curious, that he has to go see (is it jealousy, maybe? she does take forever to come back, and she gets that love-struck face she always gets whenever luka corners her and kisses her stupid, or when he has her on his lap, because adrien likes keeping her as a lapwarmer, and she's all happy, doodling away on an ipad he bought for her, while he's reading a book, she's so happy and cheery— she's not cheating, there's no way, but who else makes her that happy other than the two of them?)

so. one day, he follows her down the hall, confused, only to be shocked silent when he asks for more details, and she tells him that she always gives the surplus of food away to a neighbor who has four kids and is a single parent, because she doesn't know if they have enough money (it's a two bedroom apartment building) so this could be making such a difference

adrien is completely silent when children burst out of the door and hang off of marinette's arms when she bends down to give each one a hug and a billion kisses.

this is the first time adrien really truly honestly understands that she loves children.

[the-smallest-star]

A lapwarmer people can't afford. She's priceless.

[rollrobin]

I have obtained: a lapwarmer

[catblog-weatherwax]

POV: you just informed your cranky old lapwarmer that you need to get up to go to the bathroom.

[ask-the-raichu]

Send 💋 for {Infrared} to randomly kiss {Ailean}.

Secretly, Red prefers when Ailean is in his four-wheel device. Although he's still taller than Red while seated, there's less of a tree to climb. There's a lap to sit in. There's a chest to lay against, a pumpbeat to listen to. He's doing all of those things right now, in fact.

He doesn't mind being a lapwarmer as Ailean trundles about the library in his chair, idly braiding the chunk of Ailean's hair that had dared be in his face. The braid reveals the seadweller's neck to him, and while Ailean is occupied with putting a book back on the shelf, Red leans up to kiss it. His reward is to be smacked in the face by a big wiggling fin, and you know what? That gets kissed too.

[wherechaoswins]

❄️ Cold weather? No problem! A cat on your lap = built-in heater. 🐾💕 Who else has a personal feline warmer today? #Caturday #CozyCat #LapWarmer #SnuggleTime #FurryFriend

[jester2b]

Appreciation For My Assistant

I'm finally back home from winter break and ready to start the new year. While I'm happy to be back in my own place with my stuff again, the thing that I missed the most was my feline writing assistant, Lincoln. Even after having him for over a year, he still astounds me with how chill with everything he is. Furthermore, he studied hard for his Lapwarmer+ certification and uses it with pride. I'm glad to have him around.

Here are some pictures of the little guy.

[the-godly-hound]

NSFW, kink discussion below

Thinking about my pet kink.. A portion of it is nonsexual - when I'm in dog mode it's just easier to be somebody else's thing and not have to worry about shit and just get my head pat and be a lapwarmer.

When I'm thiiiis close to dropping the human facade and all attempts at civility are about to be called off, needing the permission of someone else has kept people alive when by human standards it would've been uncalled for. The attack dog, ready to snap but held tight by a leash.

Then there's how fucking hot it is to surrender control, something so dangerous at the use of another's hand. No longer a former weapon, no longer capable of killing and eating gods, just a little bunny. I'd probably dig dumbification but I lose speech so quickly when I need to hang onto my words to keep consenting as it is that I don't think it's feasible.

It also feeds my need to be someone's blade, bark, and bite.

[arachnaemboss]

i fill for fun but he's actually an okay contender for an incomprehensible horror lapwarmer.......

also he does enjoy older music, but he doesn't enjoy it solely so i left it unchecked for that reason!

bro doesnt want the horrors he cant get that ass then

[the-delightful-temptation]

What are the prerequisites to become your lapwarmer?

"This seat is quite exclusive. If you want to apply, please send me your resume and I'll consider."

[the-smallest-star]

Oh come on now Clem, I wouldn't call you a lap warmer....But priceless? Ohhh yeah missy ;>.

"Former lapwarmer. So you're accurate on that."