Literally the worst time to come across a new meme template for my self-shipping shenanigans, and yet! Here we are!!!
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"Eurovision Song Contest: The Story Of Fire Saga"
Or: a lot of fallen hair in the sink
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Ficlet advent calendar - The best of mistletoe
In this post you can find some ficlets from the challenge that are related to mistletoes. You can ask the fics by clicking on their titles.
A happy accident
Fandom: Downton Abbey
Characters: Mary Crawley, Evelyn Napier
Relationships: Mary Crawley/Evelyn Napier
Word Count: 885
Rating: General
Summary: Lady Mary Crawley goes out from the hot ballroom to take some fresh air. What she doesn't notice is that she's now standing under the mistletoe. Sets in 1912.
Misunderstanding
Fandom: Turn: Washington’s Spies
Characters: Robert Townsend, James Rivington
Word Count: 617
Rating: General
Summary: James Rivington was always trying to find out more about his business parter, especially regarding his love life, but this time he had gone too far.
Underneath the mistletoe
Fandom: 30 Rock
Characters: Liz Lemon, Jack Donaghy, Tracy Jordan
Relationships: Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy
Word Count: 1087
Rating: Teen and up audiences
Summary: Liz Lemon wants to take down the mistletoes in the studio, Jack disagrees, but events take a different turn when they meet under one.
Three’s a crowd
Fandom: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga, Kingsman
Characters: Roxy Morton, Alexander Lemtov, Mita Xenakis, The Three Musketeers and Ilya, Lars Erickssong, Sigrit Ericksdóttir
Relationships: Roxy Morton & Alexander Lemtov, Roxy Morton/Mity Xenakis
Word Count: 1262
Rating: Teen and up audiences
Summary: After the rather shocking Christmas performance by Lemtov's background dancers, Roxy and Mita accidentally find the only untouched mistletoe in the house.
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2021 Kids' Choice Awards - Favorite Movie Actor
Robert Downey Jr. - Dolittle as Dr. John Dolittle
Jim Carrey - Sonic the Hedgehog as Dr. Robotnik
Will Ferrell - Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga as Lars Erickssong
Lin-Manuel Miranda - Hamilton as Alexander Hamilton
Chris Pine - Wonder Woman 1984 as Steve Trevor
Adam Sandler - Hubie Halloween as Hubie Dubois
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me: watches the eurovision film once
my brain for the next week:
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LEGO: Eurovision - The Story of Fire Saga
Dan shared this Lego Eurovision movie video on twitter and it made me smile😀
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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (but let’s make it both a greek tragedy and a feminist triumph)
SPOILER WARNING
So I watched THAT infamous Netflix Eurovision movie, and surprisingly it was alright. But Lars Erricksong (Will Ferrell) is and will remain the biggest man-child. He needs to grow up and I want him to feel the consequences of his actions. Also Sigrit CARRIES Fire Saga, I want her to finally get her moment of recognition that they built to throughout the entire film but never quite pay off. So let’s re-write the ending of Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga. Let’s pretend that Lars doesn’t hear about the qualification in time.
He stumbles off the fishing boat in the evening. He follows the fishermen’s daily pilgrimage to the bar. He sits there, his head down, an almost untouched pint in front of him. In the background, someone asks the bartender to turn over the Eurovision.
The bar goes wild. He looks up and there, on the tv in the bar, is Sigrit.
Sigrit announces that with her band partner gone it’s impossible for her to sing Fire Saga’s orginal song. So she decides to sing a different song anyway, knowing it will get her disqualified
Sigrit sings Husavik, a song she wrote alone and it completely hers. She pours all of her anger and loneliness and love for her little town into her voice and her song. The crowd goes wild. Jon Ola Sand, wiping his eyes, makes the decision not to disqualify her.
Sigrit Ericksdottir wins the Eurovision Song Contest. She has the instant ear of every record company in Europe. She even manages to break through onto the American market. It’s a lot of fame at once for a young girl from a little town in Iceland, but she has her good friends, Mita and Alexander to support her.
Many years later, Sigrit returns to Husavik and on the pier, she spots Lars, who with Sigrit gone, has adopted her little class of music students. She watches as they finish singing an acoustic version of Husavik. He tells them that if they’re patient and loving and tenacious, they too could grow up to win the Eurovision Song Contest and follow their dreams, just like Sigrit Ericksdottir.
Lars looks up, spotting Sigrit watching him on the pier. The two look at each other, before running to greet each other, sharing a long hug. Music swells, we get a shot of the mountains and landscape of Husavik. Cut to black.
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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)
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Sigrit: Um.. Uh.. Lemtov, I need to ask you something.
Lemtov: Sure, sure.
Sigrit: Okay. Uh.. Are you gay?
Lemtov: hehe.. What? No! No, no! Of course not. I am Russian.
Sigrit: No?
Lemtov: There're no gay people in Russia.
Sigrit: Statistically speaking, I think that's impossible.
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me, sitting here, realising that lars’ dad is called ‘erick’ and sigrits’ last name is ‘ericksdóttir’ and lars’ last name is ‘erickssong’, which quite literally translates to ‘ericks DAUGHTER’ and ‘ericks SON’.
maybe those related jokes were real after all...
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The subtitles for the Eurovision movie on Netflix were all fucky the other day but I'm not going to argue with the results tbh.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sigrit Ericksdottir & Alexander Lemtov & Mita Xenakis, Sigrit Ericksdottir & Lars Erickssong
Characters: Sigrit Ericksdóttir, Lars Erickssong, Alexander Lemtov, Mita Xenakis
Additional Tags: Alternate Ending, Canon Rewrite, Canon Divergent, Lars actually has to face some consequences, and Sigrit gets to be happy with her new friends, but also Lars gets some character development
Summary:
He was supposed to be there. Being there had been his one and only goal in life since he had first seen ABBA perform in the contest all those years ago. But when he was presented with the one in a million opportunity to be there, he left.
Lars doesn't make it back to the Song Contest and Sigrit must perform without him.
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Fandom: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga
Characters: Lars Erickssong, Alexander Lemtov, Sigrit Ericksdóttir, Mita Xenakis
Word Count: 2062
Rating: Gen
Summary: Unable to focus on the song contest, Lars joins Sigrit and the others in the club after the party and finds himself in a dance-off against Lemtov, to Nadav Guedj's Golden Boy. Who will win: the Lion of Love or the Whale of Weirdness?
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plot twist: the baby looks so frightened because they aren’t actually lars & sigrits real biological baby & was kidnapped from who knows where by the elves & was just delivered to lars & sigrit as a gift. I mean, sigrit did ask them for a baby & they murdered a dude. I doubt abduction would be hard for them.
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