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Whitney: Lesbian sex is anything you want it to be, which is why it's amazing.

Jill: There's plenty of ways to do it. We have hands. We have have mouths...

Mikey: ...I mean, a lot of, like, push-ups, a lot of leg lifts, a lot of hanging from chandeliers.

Nikki: We're not one-hit wonders. [Laughs] I mean, we could go and go.

Tracy: Lesbian sex is when two vaginas rub together and they don't catch on fire.

Mikey: Listen, it's a lot of work.

Rose: The connection between two women-- there's sensuality. That's the reason why your girlfriend will leave your ass for me. It's a little bit more than you just sticking your d*** in her p***.

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Are you trying to tell me... that Connor is the genetic love child of Clark Kent and Lex Luthor?

Lois

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Remus: I like my personal space.

Sirius: I'm also a huge fan of your personal space.

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Captain: Kitty! Your sister didn't kill you.

Kitty: I know she didn't, silly. I told you that.

Thomas: May I take your hand?

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Thomas: There.

Kitty: What?

Thomas: Kitty, you were bitten by a spider.

Kitty: A spider?

Kitty: I was bitten by a spider? Like Peter Parker?

Julian: Yes, if Peter Parker had just gone to sleep and died instead of turning into Spiderman.

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mi corazón😭🥲

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I knew Isadora. Like all real writers, she had no faith in what she had written. Only amateurs think their writing is perfect. Was it Thomas Mann who said, “A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people”? I knew that Isadora wanted to be read as we all want to be read.

- FEAR OF DYING: A NOVEL BY ERICA JONG

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Draco: So, you have a date?

Harry: Yes, I have a date.

Draco:

Draco: He sounds ugly.

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Bob x Jairo

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Sybil: What's with all the coughing? Are you sick? You should test for COVID.

Bunny: Why? COVID's ancient history, like The Macarena and male and female.

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“Draco?” he whispered, absently trailing his fingertip down his arm. “Are you awake?”

His eyes remained closed, but his lips quirked in a lazy half smile as his finger traced a return path to his shoulder. “Do you want me to be?”

“I think so.”

“Let me know when you are certain,” he murmured.

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Mindy: So, you're really turning this place into a gay gym?

Arthur: You can just call it a gym.

Mindy: Can I work out here?

Arthur: No, sorry, it's a gay gym.

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Mandy: I still love him. That fucked up or what?

Frank: Well, people are judgemental, Mandy. Love isn't. 'Reason why it's the number two killer in this world.

Mandy: What's number one?

Frank: Well, money. Obviously. Speaking of which.. you couldn't--?

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“Dallas? Are you into women?”

Dallas shrugs. “I’m not really into anyone.”

“Good for you.” Phoebe points at them. “Girls are way too confusing. It’s a much better idea to not be into them. Not that—I didn’t mean to imply it was like a choice or whatever to be into them or not. To be into anyone or not. And like, I realize being aro or ace isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Not that you necessarily identify with either of those labels. I just mean—”

“Take a breath, ginger,” Dallas says. “I know what you meant.”

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One of the downsides of being a lesbian athlete is [that] other women are always doing hot things around you.

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Norma: It's funny how things turn out, eh?

Ruth: Things haven't turned out like anything. Life's a work-in-progress. You can always make changes.

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“When something is inevitable, you might as well learn what you can from it.”

Torin

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“Not every woman wants to be a mother,” he agreed, surprising her. “More to the point, not every woman should be.” He grimaced as if thinking of someone in particular. “Still, I’m surprised by how many women sign up for motherhood considering how difficult pregnancy can be— morning sickness, stretch marks, death. Again, you’re fine,” he added quickly, taking in her horrified face. “It’s just that we tend to treat pregnancy as the most common condition in the world— as ordinary as stubbing a toe— when the truth is, it’s like getting hit by a truck. Although obviously a truck causes less damage.”