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custody battle
aka I really reeeealllyyy like the dynamic that @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington gave soundwave and bee. they are adopted father adopted son they adopted each other
#A THIRD FATHER HAS JOINED THE BATTLE#I have a horrible angsty comic in the oven for the two of them. no more happy fun times#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#b 127#bumbleebee#optimus prime#megatron#megop#laser beak#I am never going to draw laserbeak correctly#tf one#tf art#who adopted who first??#bee introducing all the parental figures he picked up along the way like#and that’s my dad and that’s my mom and that’s my dad and that’s my dad#zorangetf
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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some of my fav space wizards 💗💗💗
#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#aviiart#quinlan vos#aayla secura#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#when girls have armor 🔥🔥🔥#tried to make Aaylas a bit cunty as she deserves however idk if I was successful#also laser swords??!?!!!!???#i think this is actually the first time I’ve ever drawn them with the laser part
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I know this is controversial, but I like that balefire has been visualized as an eldrich-looking purple laser :)
#wheel of time#wot on prime#wot on prime spoilers#wot on prime s3#WoT on prime s3e8#you know me. I have gender envy for girly colored lasers
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weird cat
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#my friend called this one 'when he sees the laser pointer'#sth#sketch#doodle#shadow#sonic#im actually working on owl house screenshots ;p but that takes some more time#so in the meantime doodles!#NRart
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You know you’re cooked when you stumble upon a video of a man dressed as as a classic butler pretending to comfort you and you’re ready to send it to your pal for a laugh but he starts telling you everything is alright and you immediately burst into tears like

#like I cannot emphasis how much I Do Not React Like This 99.9% of the time#it takes an incredibly specific tone and voice and word choice and mannerisms to access that 0.1%#and this dude hit it with laser precision in less than 15 seconds I was like genuinely impressed 😂😂#flabbergasted#meme#laugh tag
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"I try to call you every day What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a unified theory If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out (now)"
~Touch Tone Telephone (Lemon Demon)
#paranoid ford#stanford pines#gravity falls#the call from tbob made my heart drop the first time I read it#I hate you bill cipher ✨✨✨💫 choke on glass��#I love paranoid ford he's so relatable#this isn't billford btw#tw eyestrain#oh the touch tone telephone from the song is called a space phone! It makes sci fi laser sounds! fun 90's toy!
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hi there this is my first ever request and i'm kinda nervous lol
but i was wondering if the nsfw alphabet could be requested? if so could i request it with iida/chubby fem reader? & if not that's totally okay!
or if not maybe a smutty lil drabble where he's completely feral for chubby reader (i know he's very prim & proper, but just something about him going crazy/being a whiny mess for reader's pussy does something for my little goblin brain)
thank you & i hope you have a good day! 🍄
(Laser: omg I'm so honored to be your first request! I decided to do the drabble for now, but I'll definitely do the NSFW alphabet as well one of these days. Though, it's no longer a drabble, I really got into it. Iida really needs more love!
I hope you enjoy!)
Iida/Chubby!Fem!Reader (NSFW)
Dating a high-profile hero like Tenya meant that at least once a month, you were dressing up in something fancy and spending the evening at his side as you attended some important dinner or event involving other important figures in the industry. You didn't mind it, not at all. You were a sociable type, and you also worked with heroes because of your career in the hero support field. Half of the time, these events felt less like business and more like catching up with friends and interesting acquaintances.
Besides, you really liked dressing up. It wasn't often you got to feel glamorous, holed up in your workshop sweating over prototypes and making repairs. Sometimes it was nice to set the work gloves aside, wash off the grease, and get all dolled up.
Tonight was a charity gala hosted by Commission President Takami, and you were at Tenya's side like always. You were particularly happy with tonight's outfit. You bought a new dress that was a deep dark blue, almost black, form fitting, and when you moved, the light would catch on some subtle gold detailing in the fabric. You matched it with some killer heels and jewelry Tenya had gifted you over the years. Your hair and makeup was perfect, and you'd even gotten your nails done (a rare treat because of your work) which you had to stop from admiring every time they caught your eye.
You felt so pretty, and Tenya thought so, too.
You had to arrive separately that evening, Tenya getting held up with an incident that needed his last-minute assistance. When he saw you waiting for him out in front of the venue, he nearly tripped over his own feet. He had that tell-tale blush up his neck and to his ears and you watched his Adam's apple bob as his eyes flitted up and down your figure in your tight dress.
He cleared his throat, tugging at the tie around his neck as he took a moment to compose himself. "(Name)! You look...splendid," he said as he approached you, his eyes full of admiration. It was obvious he was struggling to put all his thoughts into one simple word. You'd clearly wowed him tonight.
You smiled wide, pleased that you’d blown him away. "Thank you! You look good, too," as he came to a stop before you, you could appreciate just how amazing he looked in a suit. It was a sight you would never tire of, how his broad shouldered, muscular body seemed to be made for formal wear. He'd coordinated his suit to match your outfit, and it made you even more excited to be dressed up tonight.
"Thanks, honey," he pressed a kiss to your temple, the contact brief and chaste. He often kept PDA to a minimum, it was just the way he was. You didn't mind, you understood there was a time and place for everything, and he was plenty affectionate in private.
When he pulled back, he took another moment to look at you, and his glasses did little to hide the desire in his red eyes. It made your heart skip a beat. He gave a little sigh, lifting his hand to brush the back of his knuckles along your cheek, "honestly, I don't know how I'm going to be able to focus tonight with you next to me, looking like this," he said quietly, almost as if he were talking to himself.
You felt your face heat up, suddenly bashful at the admission. But before you could reply, Tenya had his hand placed lightly between your shoulder blades and he was guiding you inside.
The rest of the night went as expected. Lots of listening to speeches and mingling, some catching up with the people you knew. All the while, Tenya was his polite, proper self. He kept you close, but his hands never strayed anywhere inappropriate, he lavished you with compliments and fond smiles but nothing too heated.
To anyone else, Tenya might not have seemed very affected, but you knew him, and you knew he was enamored by your appearance tonight.
There was a tension to him in the set of his shoulders, and a restlessness belied by the tapping of his finger against his champagne glass. His eyes lingered on you just a tad too long before he seemed to catch himself and look away. By the end of the night, you could tell he was eager to leave.
You two said your goodbyes and exited the venue, entering an elevator to get back to the ground floor.
As the doors of the elevator closed, leaving the two of you alone for the first time that evening, you felt Tenya's strong arms wrap around you from behind, the hard line of his body pressing against your back. His hands pressed to your stomach, giving a light squeeze.
You blinked, feeling his face press into the top of your head, his shuddering breath soaking into your body, "...Tenya?"
"Sorry, (Name), I'm just..." he took in another deep breath, pulling you even closer to him, his hands kneading your stomach almost absently, "I've been thinking about you all evening. It feels rude, but I'm not sure if I heard a word anyone said. All I could think about was how you look in this dress, all I wanted was to take you back home and do things I shouldn't think about in public."
You could feel a light thrumming from his body, a result of his engine quirk, a sign of his excitement. He grew semi-hard as he spoke, his arousal pressing against your back. His voice had a growing neediness to it, and in response, heat pooled, slow and sweet, between your legs. You licked your lips, resting your hands atop his, your thumbs brushing along his knuckles.
"Let's go home, Tenya," you said, hot desire coating your voice. You tilted your head up, back against his chest, and smiled up at him, "and we'll take care of you."
Getting home was sweet agony. Despite the promise of what awaited him at home, Tenya would not drive above the speed limit, ever the rule-follower. He didn't seem particularly happy about it, either, which made it even funnier to you despite your own impatience.
Eventually, blessedly, you made it home. As soon as you stepped through the front door, Tenya was sweeping you off your feet.
You gasped, your arms going around his strong shoulders as he held you bridal style and all but marched towards the bedroom. It never failed to turn you on, just how easily he could pick you up and carry you around. You were by no means petite, but that didn't pose a problem to Tenya. In fact, he seemed to prefer it in a lot of ways.
He laid you down on your bed, climbing on top of you and kissing you immediately. Neither of you had even had the chance to remove your shoes, that was how impatient he was to taste you. He covered you with his body, slotting himself between your legs. One hand cradled your face, the other wandered your plush curves. As his hips pressed against yours, you could feel his hardening length nudge up against your core.
“I’m sorry, (Name),” he murmured between his insistent kisses. His face was flushed, his glasses askew, “I don’t know what’s come over me.” His hand slid under your dress, caressing and squeezing your soft skin.
You giggled softly, returning his kisses, “you have nothing to apologize for…” He made it seem as though this was unusual for him to get this worked up, but it wasn’t. When he got in a particular mood, Tenya could become quite needy, and you loved him for it. You carefully removed his glasses, twisting and trying to reach the nightstand so you could safely set them aside, but he didn’t want to be apart from you for even a second, catching your wrist and drawing your attention back to him. You released his glasses, letting them get lost somewhere on the bed.
“I need you,” he said, such desperation in his voice, kissing from your lips down to your neck and cleavage, smudging your lipstick all the way. He pushed the hem of your dress, up, up, up, until it bunched beneath your breasts. His hands smoothed over your stomach, one of his favorite features of yours, and his hips rutted against you.
“Mmm…” you squirmed beneath him, your eyes fluttering as his hips pushed against your clit, stimulating you through all the layers of clothing. He was so perfect like this, so hot when he lost his composure. Such a sight was just for you, and you would hoard it greedily.
“Tenya, love, get those clothes off,” you ordered breathlessly, and he was eager to obey, hurriedly ridding himself of his clothing with your help. Your mouth watered at the sight of his cock, hard and weeping pre-cum for you, the way it begged for your attention just like the rest of him. You reached out, wrapping your hand around it, and Tenya whined so sweetly.
You smiled at him, stroking slowly, twisting your wrist just so, and he responded with a throaty groan. His engines revved, and he moved to hover over you, gently guiding you back.
“I need you,” he kept saying, your dress was bunched up even further, exposing your breasts, he palmed at one, “I need inside of you, need to feel you,” he reached down, giving the waist of your panties a questioning, pleading tug, “please, (Name)?”
You nodded, “yes, Tenya, of course, sweetheart,” you lifted your hips slightly and he removed your underwear while you removed your dress, peeling it up over your head without bothering to unzip it.
It felt so good to feel him without any barriers, and he pressed into you. A wet, delicious glide that had you both moaning.
“(Name), (Name)… you feel so good…” Tenya murmured, his face nuzzling into the side of your head. He had a firm grip on your outer thigh, keeping your leg secure over his hip. His other hand braced against the mattress as he began to thrust into you at a hurried pace, pushing sweet sounds out of you as your normally patient lover gave in to his pent up lust.
“Mm, Tenya,” you gasped out, holding onto him, panting into his ear, “yes, love, yes…!” Your body bounced with the rhythm of his thrusts, your head tossed back against the mattress, and you could do little more than let him do what he wanted.
His hands began wandering your body, worshiping your curves with his touch. He babbled nonsense into your skin as he pressed distracted kisses wherever he could reach. Sweat coated his body, and you marveled at each flex of gorgeous muscle beneath his skin.
His thrusts became more insistent, his hold on you tightening, it wasn’t a surprise to you when he came with one final thrust, filling you to the brim. Tenya held you in place, his own body still, as he panted against your sweat-slick shoulder. You panted beneath him, hands restlessly stroking his biceps, your pussy stuffed but still craving release.
With a long, slow breath, he relaxed, the frenetic energy from before finally soothed. He lifted his head, a painfully tender smile on his face as he kissed your cheek, “that was...perfect, honey,” his voice was warm, his hand drifting up and down your side.
“I’m glad, sweetheart,” you said fondly, letting out a soft noise of surprise as he lifted your lower body, arranging you effortlessly into an angle that you knew would have you seeing stars. You could already feel him growing hard again inside of you, his stamina like nothing else.
He looked down at you with a heated grin that made your heart flutter, “now allow me to return the favor.” He leaned down, folding himself over you, “let me take care of you, (Name).”
(Requests)
#mha x reader#iida x reader#tenya iida x reader#fem!reader#female reader#chubby reader#mha smut#mha x reader smut#laser writes#laser requests#idk if I like Iida's anime or manga eye color better#i went with the red this time#also i think it'd be cute if his engines hum and rev when he's excited#people treat him like he's boring#like he's the 'safe' choice#but i think there's something very enticing about watching a straight laced guy come undone and knowing you're the one doing it#you feel me?
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more "hazel in her 20s has the sabrina carpenter build" propaganda
#I may have gone overboard with the size difference this time LMAO#I don't trust that tumblr users can handle something this tame but just know that if you bug me about this I'm shooting you with lasers#hazel levesque#frank zhang#frazel#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#heroes of olympus#pjo fanart#digital fan art#bayearts
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Honestly the Karakasa was pretty mild as far as mononoke go. I feel like Ri Kusu really got the shit end of the deal and when he came back to the Shuuga the other Medicine Sellers were like, "Holy shit, bro. Do you need a drink or something?"
#mononoke#karakasa spoilers#I got the impression there's something different about this mononoke's kmk#but I gotta watch the whole thing again#going to do at least one watch with the subtitles off so I can give my whole attention to the visuals#mononoke was NOT designed for those watching while reading subtitles#and that goes for karakasa especially#you're assuming to be paying laser-like attention to the visuals at all times
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Monty Python Arthur x hetalia Arthur lol
Sorry for being absent for so long, things happened.
#quick drawing I really wanted to do while on barely 4 hours of sleep#TOO MUCH HAPPENED holy shit what a month#most of my time was consumed by a school competition I’m taking part in#then I got my face blasted with a laser#I had to help my childhood cat across the rainbow bridge#and lastly I got my teeth literally filed at the dentis#so yeah a lot of stuff happened#anyways if you ask why he’s yellow he has the plague sorry#hetalia fandom#aph#hetalia fanart#hws hetalia#arthur kirkland#aph england#hetalia england#hws england#monty python#the holy grail#hetalia#kinda shitpost#england#aph hetalia#fanart#hetalia axis powers#hetalia art
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haven’t you notice who’s missing? don’t you know the prince is not around
Antinous….buddy…..this man is OBSESSED!!! obsessed with the prince my god
i heard he’s on a diplomatic mission and i heard today he comes back to town
heard from who??? who are you using to keep tabs on the prince, you obsessed little fucker 🤨
#do y’all even know how insane these lyrics make me?????#the other suitors trying to do the challenge and complaining meanwhile Antinous is like:#‘so we all picked up on the little wolf being gone right? we all keep laser focus on him all the time to notice this yes?’#tfw your (realistically one-sided) homoerotic plaything/prince you take delight in pissing off is no longer in the building#sharpwolf#antimachus#epic antinous#antinous#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga
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FALLOUT - First Scene
#falloutedit#foedit#tvedit#fallout prime#fallout#lucy maclean#the ghoul#cooper howard#ma june#long post#mine#gif:mine#gif:fallouttv#i loooved this#also watching this last night for the first time i spotted that hot rodder 1 flame job magazine from fo4 immediately. im not normal i know#the laser rifle sign? cute. the implication of that caps only sign? interesting. those iguanas getting smoked on their sticks? delicious
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I CARRY A FLAME / FROM A STAR, NOTHING'S TOO FAR.
#my apologies to everyone who follows me for things i actually post about. star wars time...#sorry for liking to see that blond twink swinging a laser sword around. as if its my fault.#star wars#sw fanart#a new hope#luke skywalker#leia organa#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#my art
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you ever think about how kanan loved the sound of hera's voice from the moment he met her and the last thing he ever heard was her calling out his name
#isn't that fucked up or what? ha. ha. hm.....if anyone needs me i'll be walking into the ocean#this could very much be a companion post to that one i made about the force granting him the gift of seeing hera & ezra one last time#anyway. sorry not sorry. this thought laser blasted me right in the brain and now u all have to suffer#kanan jarrus#hera syndulla#kanera#star wars rebels#swr
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